Bejamin Parker yeah same thing. Hahaha, yeah, it's mating season for birds now, magpies will fuck you up. When you're a kid lotta kid over here use to walk around with ice cream containers on their head with eye's drawn on back.
True.mates hurt and yeah ill take ya to the hospital. These guys are so typical of guys who feed off each other but don't care how they are. Great Satire.
This documentary really shows how dangerous the fauna of Australia is in a subtle and meaningful way. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Michael.
damo seems like the kinda guy who'd actually be living a pretty good life if he wasn't hanging around Darren all the time but he's too weak to leave him
Always wanted to know what Samantha looked like when referenced in episode 1. Was not disappointed! Extra points for the crying baby in the background when the door opens!
SJRocky my friends dad had work and he had to carry a 10 litre Jug of Water on his head up a hill and there was about 20 -30 plovers after he had work that day he went back with a shovel and kill like 20 untill they backed off. And The same friend was getting swooped and he was on his way to school 3 ganged up on him 1 went at him ended up snappings it neck hitting the School Bag and the plovers though it he killed it anyway it was twitching
Do you know what birds I DO like? Ibises. You guys maybe have had bad experiences with them, but no one I know has. They have pretty cool looking beaks if you imagine them as scythes. They just sort of walk around and eat the garbage off the street. Makes the area cleaner. They look kind of cute, too.
This is an accurate description of what it's like to live in Australia, don't worry about the bloody snakes and spiders, its the fucking magpies you should be worried about.
That's true, once one of them bit me in the head mate, and you wouldn't believe it. Crikey, this little bugger had nibbed a hole roite thru me skull, me brains we pouring out everywhere like crazy. I couldn't bloody believe it!
Those are nothing compared to the rabid druggie bogans who roam freely, scream like the stupid cunts that they are and usually drive like crazy idiots on the road at the expense of other people's safety.
been watching you since your early stuff man, i live in america a very poor part of it, and it's so shocking how this resembles real people i deal with in my area. Glad to see you blew up like holy shit i had no idea
exactly two years ago today was when this video was uploaded, and still been waiting all this time for another one of these videos :( Edit: now 3 years
aight so its 5am, just got home, still gacked, had a few cones, but i swear this is literally the best thing i have ever watched. this is fantastic. michael, you are an absolute legend mate. as vigil said, straya as fuck.
Shame this series wasn't continued, it's still feels so relevant and the comedy holds up well, it's too bad you weren't given an artists grant for it. Ah well, of course those politicians would never fund a series that makes such poignant stabbing critiques of them. Hope you one day come back to these two.
@@noshortselectric5208 An artist grant to turn this into a series, not as payment for this. I'm sure he made bank on this, but enough to pay a team of animators to make 15-30 minute episodes? You could say "why doesn't he just keep making shorts", but obviously from his current work he wanted to make some content that as a little longer in form, or work in a team, or have income more stable than youtube etc. I'm also just bemoaning the fact that Australian talent had to look over-seas to get his work funded and made.
@@ImCurrentlyNaked well how about we meet in the middle and he makes a few more 4 minute episodes? I mean are the options a 12 episode series or nothing?
@@ImCurrentlyNaked he doesn't want to be part of the north American corporate system, believe me. They'll start telling him what he can and can't say. One complaint and he's canceled. He's better off independent.
I love how Darren is taking up the whole couch while damo is sitting in a kitchen chair 😂
There's even enough space for Damo to sit on the end but you know it would piss Darren off if he tried
"It hit me head, my head hurts" definition of a magpie swoop
Lucky he is wearing that hat or he'll have nasty head scars. 😂
Never see em coming
@@Glitch_in_the_Matrix They only attack from the back, if you make eye contact they back off.
@Paulie these birds are a real fucking thing??? (I'm American)
@Paulie And here I thought that the "all the animals in Australia are out to kill you" thing was only out in the rural areas.
This cartoon is more real than people think. This is legit Australian lifestyle.
We're not all like that lol
+NickB33 yes we are, just admit it.
100% accurate magpie representation
Typical One Nation voter household.
Maybe for scumfucks
S/o to Samantha for standing up for damo, truly a kind soul
I’ve always thought what a gracious host she is that she’s insisting that Damo sit back and enjoy their home
Also she doesn't let Darren mooch off her. Good to know they set boundaries.
I feel so bad for him :C
I was laughing so hard I angered a neighboring magpie and it swooped me.
I'm suprised that their isn't a shit ton of comments fan boying over you.
yeah darren is hectic
Yeah max i agree its fucked over here😂
anal beads
Fuck. Saddest thing is seeing a bogan Mum in Westfield a few minutes ago and she sounded exactly like the mum in this.
im at westfield now, see a fat bogan woman in leggings haha.
+Andre wtf!
Bejamin Parker yeah same thing. Hahaha, yeah, it's mating season for birds now, magpies will fuck you up. When you're a kid lotta kid over here use to walk around with ice cream containers on their head with eye's drawn on back.
speak english!!!
Im fairly sure thats not the mum ... its the missus
I love how people don't think this is realistic but it actually fekin is
Yep
True.mates hurt and yeah ill take ya to the hospital. These guys are so typical of guys who feed off each other but don't care how they are. Great Satire.
Crack heads exists all over the world, not just in Australia.
You must live in a really shitty area.
Farkin. Fekin is New Zealand.
wadiyatalkinabeet
Sas mate
You fucken druggo
Hello friends
Sas maate
@@andale_andale fuck off Clarence
He still made him buy smokes.
hahahaha for sure xD
Fucking spoilers!
This documentary really shows how dangerous the fauna of Australia is in a subtle and meaningful way. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Michael.
The Magpie is Australias' apex predator.
nojeoknaronmate, justaeydambfaknbird
I prefer nature to what the Australians have become in recent years
foight me.
foit me can'
damo seems like the kinda guy who'd actually be living a pretty good life if he wasn't hanging around Darren all the time but he's too weak to leave him
Co-depandacy is a hell of a drug
i dont see it at all
its called meth, everyone in Elizabeth does it lol
The classic beavis and butthead relationship
Nah. He's a waster too.
Has Damo been slowly dying as the series gone on cause he gets pailer every episode
And in this episode his one arm is more gross
Well he looks like your average crackhead.
Chopper Cam I don’t think slowly is the right word. Looks like he’s been dead for quite some time.
He's fine!
His nipples also get bigger every episode
I shit my pants everytime another one of these comes out
I know right, totally didn't expect it today holy shit, day made.
way better than the big Lez Show saying they're gonna make something and doing it a year later...
Fuck yes!!!
You prob want to see a doctor about that mate.
Been a while since I last shit my pants
They aren't real strayans if they haven't been through a swoopin' season.
+Tacogrenade then ur not a true aussie
They didn't even leave the house with ice cream buckets on their head, bunch of dumb cunts.
Superstrayan
They're drunk
@GazB no drop beaars
The Aussie version of Beavis and Butthead
This American agrees with this statement
Ironically these two are actually smarter then Bevis and Butthead.
i wanna see an alternate timeline where these two look healthy and happy
I don't
Damo and Darren from Melbourne timeline
haha, northern shores deadline
You do realize just how boring that would be don't you? No swearing, no magpies, nothing . . .
@@wordreetThere’d be swearing and magpies, but they’d also go to the hospital earlier.
magpie is by far the most likeable character
Potestas L Mum, the sundae looks like lasr week's diarrhoea explosion
damo is the best character hands down bro
You never had a magpie swoop you lol ! Scary as heck! Unless you feed them then they can be almost pets.
these degenerates make me want to immigrate
Always wanted to know what Samantha looked like when referenced in episode 1. Was not disappointed! Extra points for the crying baby in the background when the door opens!
It's fucking hilarious how accurate this really is, you think spiders and crocs are the problem here nah it's fucking magpies
Yeah, hate em bloody magpies and those fucking plovers as well!
+Alistair Bushby preach. Plovers are worse
FUCK plovers. not only do they swoop ya and sound annoying like EHEHHHHEHEEHEEHEHHHE they make me dog go off and destroy everything in sight
SJRocky my friends dad had work and he had to carry a 10 litre Jug of Water on his head up a hill and there was about 20 -30 plovers after he had work that day he went back with a shovel and kill like 20 untill they backed off. And The same friend was getting swooped and he was on his way to school 3 ganged up on him 1 went at him ended up snappings it neck hitting the School Bag and the plovers though it he killed it anyway it was twitching
Do you know what birds I DO like?
Ibises.
You guys maybe have had bad experiences with them, but no one I know has.
They have pretty cool looking beaks if you imagine them as scythes.
They just sort of walk around and eat the garbage off the street. Makes the area cleaner.
They look kind of cute, too.
This is amazing. You're a fuckin top bloke, Cusack. Straya as fuck.
give me a E.Y.E.-five bro
at least damo's legs are ok
not "give me a "E.Y.E-five, bro-zouf"
you fucked up
Aw crap! So i did.
fucking jian magpies
Should team up with the big lez show
They're different though but I could see it happening
+kevin castellanos fuck yes
Fucken Oath
YES
yeeees and take twice as long for eps to come out
More Damo and Darren in 2024 pls.
This is an accurate description of what it's like to live in Australia, don't worry about the bloody snakes and spiders, its the fucking magpies you should be worried about.
That's true, once one of them bit me in the head mate, and you wouldn't believe it. Crikey, this little bugger had nibbed a hole roite thru me skull, me brains we pouring out everywhere like crazy. I couldn't bloody believe it!
I really liked the Pokemon-esque music when he beat the Magpie.
Freako sorry I pooed
Shoe bobs and vasoline
You beat Magpie! Damo received 3 ciggies
Darren's wife steals the episode.
"THERE'S YOUR MONEY YOU CUUUUUUUUUNT!" *door slammed*
I agree, reminds me of Elizabeth South Australia! Lol
It feels much too generous to assume that they’re married 😂
Not gonna lie, if Samantha was real I would totally date her. Bitch has superhuman strength. Darren is one lucky guy, damn.
nah yeah nah yeah nah
Ruby Axe you fuckin drug addict
Best comment 😂
Sassy The Sasquatch how's lezley mate
What do you mean IF
These episodes are amazing. They just keep getting better and better.
Was just wondering about Samantha the other day. As lovely as expected!
This needs to be on adult swim
"THERE'S YOR MONEY, YOU CUUUUUUUNT!"
I'm pretty sure that Samantha character is my neighbour
Good sort then?? Lol. You poor bugger, nobody should have to deal with her kind. ☣
Gotta love magpie season.
I feel lucky to be alive when ever i get home
+Ol' Bloody Chopper Mate fuck yeah I'm a kiwi and they are a menace and the fuckin cunts pick on kids.. wtf magpie!
@@joshstanton267 there are magpies in nzl too Haha will only go for ya if your wearing jewelry, use to be funny taking the ex to the beach 😂
These should be made publicly available for any tourists. Let them get a feel for the country.
The only thing more aussie is those little tomato sauce packets you get for your pies.
Wefgghhhhhjnn. Xxxfyewwwwnnn
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"Pies" meaning pizza I hope.
Where the fuvk was pizza mentioned apart from your comment?
Gotta love those squeezey packets of sauce.
I remember reading an article on how america was confused by them as they dont get them.
Shadow Samurai Do you mean l something like a pot pie?
Dude you;re a champion. I wait all eternity for the next episode of this! please continue this forever!
It's good to see these guys again in Koala Man but I'd love a full Damo and Darren series.
Awww Darren actually cares bout his buddy. Top bloke he is.
This is my sense of humour 100%. I love how the bird looks so insidiously evil. But that's how they are around March...
You guys have snakes, giant spiders and all sorts of marsupial monsters down under, but magpies are a daily concern?
M8 we can't fucking fly, those cunts is vicious too
U'll never understand the struggle with crows that got cummed on come down and swoop u. It's scarier the crocodile mate
Only during a certain season/month. Not all year round
Those are nothing compared to the rabid druggie bogans who roam freely, scream like the stupid cunts that they are and usually drive like crazy idiots on the road at the expense of other people's safety.
You're pretty much playing Jumanji when you're living over here with us.
The voice of the politician is spot one
I can’t just CZcams search “Australian people” so thanks for giving me the content I wanted
I have narrow stools which is a sign of colon cancer. But I'm happy because I like this show
Still relevant in 2020
good shit
Straya. Never forget your roots ay.
Aay
I always keep me root on me mate
Oath keint🤙🤙
You are a national treasure.
I so love this stuff. Please make more. It is absolutely gold. Funny after multiple viewing
been watching you since your early stuff man, i live in america a very poor part of it, and it's so shocking how this resembles real people i deal with in my area. Glad to see you blew up like holy shit i had no idea
5 years later and the magpie is still plotting his revenge
Awwwwwhhhh hell yeah!
Y'know, say wot u will abeet Darren, at least he risked his loif for Damo when it mattered most. I guess they really were friends in the end...
Please NEVER STOP making these BEAUTIFUL CARTOONS.
This is the best thing I've seen in months
Sooo good to see Damo back in action.
I'll never get over how gone Damo is
He’s the polite one 😂
This is by far my favorite episode
Please Michael Cusack! Make a 6th Darren and Damo you absolute legend :)
This person has mastered the art of the disgusting and the disturbing
Sexualobster's pretty good for that sort of thing too.
Watch some David Firth mate, shits fucked up.
“Hit me head” pissed my self laughing 😂😂😂😂
Nice work mr Cusack, you gotta keep on making these they are awesome!
I was just thinking about D&D yesterday, so glad there's a new one!
exactly two years ago today was when this video was uploaded, and still been waiting all this time for another one of these videos :(
Edit: now 3 years
Krish Thakkar I don't think so cos everyone is so PC nowadays :(
Damo's face got smashed in though
I love these! Hope there will be more! :P
I honestly would love to see a movie 🤣 I feel like I can't get enough of this show.
I never knew about the existence of this show. This was my first episode. Loved it, lol.
This is the last episode because Damo died, probably
The screaming kids in the background 😂😂😂
Darren and Damo series is pure GOLD! :)
New Damo and Darren videos are like holidays.
I feel like Darren, damo and Darren's wife are the 3 brain cells basically in charge of my entire personality and thought process.
“Wife”? Don’t be so generous 😂
aight so its 5am, just got home, still gacked, had a few cones, but i swear this is literally the best thing i have ever watched. this is fantastic. michael, you are an absolute legend mate. as vigil said, straya as fuck.
FINALLY! BEEN WAITING FOR TWO YEARS!
Love your work mate, so aussie! Great humour, love to see more :)
Will there be a Damo and Darren 6 ?
these videos are my life
I love the diversity of themes of every episode.
Man this animation is gold. So well made.
I want more this show is awesome
DARREN GO GET SOME FUCKIN SMOKES
Please push this to be a tv show on netflix or something these are the best i've ever seen!.
The world needs more Australian springtime documentaries like this.
The beginning is all the more relevant now thanks to Gary Johnson.
"Australia? Explain to me what that is..."
+Vulpes Inculta Gary Johnson, never heard of him?!
+Vulpes Inculta he supports the TPP, he isn't a socialist lol
A lot of self-alleged socialists support the TPP.
A Leppo?
"there's your money you cuUUUUUAAARGHNT!"
I wish at least once a year he'd do another episode of these. I love all the other stuff he's done but these two are still my fave
this encompasses the true terror of being swooped at by a magpie
My god it is like someone is secretly videoing my life....
i love rewatching this series
You need to post more of these ones. They're hilarious!!
Shat AAAUUUUUUUUAAAAP
Here before a million views 💪
put it on your resume
So much gold in this
best in the series so far imo KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK XD
so glad these guys are in koala man
this is the single best video I've ever seen in my life lmfao
This video just changed my life
Shame this series wasn't continued, it's still feels so relevant and the comedy holds up well, it's too bad you weren't given an artists grant for it. Ah well, of course those politicians would never fund a series that makes such poignant stabbing critiques of them.
Hope you one day come back to these two.
Why does he need a grant? This has 2.2 million views. He can't monetize this?
@@noshortselectric5208 An artist grant to turn this into a series, not as payment for this.
I'm sure he made bank on this, but enough to pay a team of animators to make 15-30 minute episodes?
You could say "why doesn't he just keep making shorts", but obviously from his current work he wanted to make some content that as a little longer in form, or work in a team, or have income more stable than youtube etc.
I'm also just bemoaning the fact that Australian talent had to look over-seas to get his work funded and made.
@@ImCurrentlyNaked well how about we meet in the middle and he makes a few more 4 minute episodes? I mean are the options a 12 episode series or nothing?
@@ImCurrentlyNaked he doesn't want to be part of the north American corporate system, believe me. They'll start telling him what he can and can't say. One complaint and he's canceled. He's better off independent.
@@noshortselectric5208 he's got a show on adult swim lol
0:35 that was legit pretty brutal here...
You know this is probably the best ad for Australian travel that I’ve ever seen
Best video you've made so far, keep it up.
Episode 6 please
Legitimately terrifying.