[ASMR] Rude & Friendly Barbershop Scissor Cut 💈

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  • @generalkenobi880
    @generalkenobi880 Před 4 lety +1941

    Rude and Friendly
    Always two there are, no more, no less.

  • @georgiakirkpatrick6283
    @georgiakirkpatrick6283 Před 4 lety +1381

    Fred: so you haven’t been here with us before?
    Me: *visibly sweating in my new rich clothes* Uh huh

    • @griffin1758
      @griffin1758 Před 4 lety +34

      Georgia Kirkpatrick “ah yes I am now f a n c y”

    • @martfertyy6904
      @martfertyy6904 Před 4 lety +8

      Thor.....
      Plz no zap

    • @briann6962
      @briann6962 Před 4 lety +14

      Martf Ertyy ur cancer

    • @juniorghuerta8430
      @juniorghuerta8430 Před 4 lety

      Brian Maybe Him lol I laughed way too hard at this 🤣

    • @rx3004
      @rx3004 Před 4 lety +1

      Lil chigon Fr bro that was hilarious 😐

  • @dog6413
    @dog6413 Před 4 lety +1005

    *“Rude and Friendly”*
    Equal, as all things should be. **chef kiss**

  • @josie9304
    @josie9304 Před 4 lety +160

    ||💕 Timestamps for you lovelies 💕||
    0:00 Welcome
    2:43 De-robing/getting comfy
    5:33 Discussion of styling choices (close-up whispering and personal attention)
    7:25 Talking through drink options
    7:50 Arranging protective gown
    9:18 Drink pouring
    10:06 Spray bottle
    10:46 Combing your hair, detangling
    11:23 Drying off with soft towel
    11:35 Comb and scissors (snipping)
    12:28 *intense brooding stare*
    12:45 Close up, soft spoken storytelling of products/equipment
    13:44 Faster snipping and spray bottle
    14:35 Discussing the ambience and regulars
    19:17 Close-up whispers and compliments
    20:40 Little break for drink-sipping
    21:30 Phone call to tailors
    23:00 *The plot thickens*
    24:10 Confrontation, rudeness
    26:56 Quicker spray bottle and cut continues
    27:39 Low, deep whispers
    30:22 Hair brushing
    31:20 Hair drying
    32:55 Final touches
    33:55 Brushing off stray hairs
    34:30 Gown removal
    35:13 Redressing
    36:21 Discussing payment // goodbyes
    Hey guys, not sure if these timestamps are perfect but hope that they can help someone 💘 sweet dreams!

  • @griffin1758
    @griffin1758 Před 4 lety +1372

    Finally, our protagonist is learning that he needs to blend in, only took him like 4 years or something

  • @JetKerido
    @JetKerido Před 4 lety +369

    Fred being a friendly barber is something my brain can not get over. I want more

    • @RazgrizXMG0079
      @RazgrizXMG0079 Před 4 lety +6

      The fredward scissorhands barbershop asmr is my personal favorite because he is friendly to the common folk as well

    • @Fastitocalon69
      @Fastitocalon69 Před 4 lety +6

      @@RazgrizXMG0079 but were not common folk in this video. We upper class

    • @swaggyp5518
      @swaggyp5518 Před 4 lety +1

      SociallyActiveTortoise yes we are the rich, the common folk, pfft what scrubs, that shame shall not be tolerated here

    • @clearedaccdead1
      @clearedaccdead1 Před 4 lety

      @@Fastitocalon69 that's true and in fact, we're close to royalty.

    • @raznajar
      @raznajar Před 4 lety +1

      @@clearedaccdead1 You are right, even close to royalty, as Lord Farquad

  • @MakeyJu
    @MakeyJu Před 4 lety +461

    this is my first time doing timestamps, please be gentle 🙈
    0:00 - greetings and introduction
    .
    1:23 - checking if your clothes are ok
    .
    1:36 - more talking (with some nice shirt sounds)
    .
    2:42 - taking off and folding your gloves, scarf and jacket
    .
    5:29 - discussing what you want to do with your hair (hand movements)
    .
    7:44 - putting on a protective gown (you are drunk for some reason)
    .
    9:14 - pouring you a drink
    .
    9:55 - shaking the spray bottle and spraying your hair all around
    .
    10:40 - brushing you hair
    .
    11:14 - patting your face with a towel
    .
    11:26 - brushing and cutting hair (some nice scissors on comb sounds)
    .
    12:43 - talking about the scissors + snip sounds
    .
    13:36 - more brushing and cutting
    .
    14:04 - more spraying
    .
    14:11 - more cutting + some talking
    .
    16:52 - adding a second pair of scissors + snip sounds
    .
    17:22 - cutting with 2 pairs of scissors
    .
    18:40 - quick spray
    .
    18:47 - cutting + some ear-to-ear whisper
    .
    20:38 - port break + call break + your identity reveal
    .
    26:53 - quick spray
    .
    27:03 - passive-aggressive quick hair cutting
    .
    29:14 - quick spray
    .
    29:19 - more cutting
    .
    30:19 - brushing your hair
    .
    31:12 - hair dryer (nice and quiet) + styling with comb
    .
    32:47 - tidying up with scissors + snip sounds
    .
    33:52 - brushing fallen hair off of you
    .
    34:15 - patting your face with a towel
    .
    34:26 - taking off your protective gown
    .
    35:10 - giving you back your jacket, scarf and gloves
    .
    36:18 - talking and goodbyes
    (well that was a wild ride 😳 best of both worlds indeed!)

  • @elliot4222
    @elliot4222 Před 4 lety +187

    "unless you're lower class and trying to cover it up-"
    *me, sweating nervously:* no haHa I would never

  • @erlik420
    @erlik420 Před 4 lety +302

    Last time i saw Count Dooku he got his haircut from Anakin

  • @TheTypoMatser
    @TheTypoMatser Před 4 lety +394

    I love how Fred is talking shit about low quality hair dressers when he straight up looks like he hasn't had a haircut in 3 years. That's a power play that is.

    • @creamdog5250
      @creamdog5250 Před 4 lety +5

      TypoMatser the force is with you it is

    • @hedera9830
      @hedera9830 Před 4 lety +51

      “Coaches don’t play”

    • @Lepong20
      @Lepong20 Před 4 lety +6

      Well he must be the best in town then, can't cut his own hair can he. Not as well as he cuts others at least

    • @aaylacruise
      @aaylacruise Před 4 lety +3

      @@creamdog5250 "The shadow of greed that is" - Yoda

    • @ofthefallen8012
      @ofthefallen8012 Před 4 lety +14

      There's alot of upkeep and trimming that long hair requires in order to not look like a bird nest

  • @catchyapachy6821
    @catchyapachy6821 Před 4 lety +21

    25:01 when homie grabs max ammo without saying reload

  • @Shurzii_
    @Shurzii_ Před 4 lety +51

    22:27
    Fred: *IMMEDIATE change in facial expression* Excuse me?
    Me: *panicking* U-Uh aw crap... GOTTA BLAST!

  • @georgekhidasheli4161
    @georgekhidasheli4161 Před 4 lety +106

    Finally we get the full Lord Farquad experience.

  • @OfficialTyTie
    @OfficialTyTie Před 4 lety +126

    6:23
    “Incase your lower class and trying to cover it up”
    *Me sitting now uncomfortably in the chair

    • @stormdesertstrike
      @stormdesertstrike Před 4 lety +8

      Now that's a original comment, unlike thos nobody absolutely no one jokes.

  • @chunkyoli5854
    @chunkyoli5854 Před 4 lety +131

    Fred: You look exceptionally smart
    Me: Thank you good sir
    Also me: only wearing boxers

  • @narrenkaiser_8735
    @narrenkaiser_8735 Před 4 lety +191

    I know Lord Farquaad. Last time i saw him in the mouth of a dragon.

    • @deathlikecoast2738
      @deathlikecoast2738 Před 4 lety +14

      But he did have nice looking hair so we know Fred is a good barber

    • @suyash5608
      @suyash5608 Před 4 lety +10

      I thought he said Lord Fuckwad.
      Clearly I am not a man of High class.

    • @ArtemisWasHere
      @ArtemisWasHere Před 4 lety +1

      Narrenkaiser _ mate I read lot farquaad just as Fred said it.

  • @sosyge4506
    @sosyge4506 Před 4 lety +49

    Everyone: "Friendly and rude, eh? Excellent choice?"
    Me: "This man is the barber of Count Dooku too?!"
    I'm more surprised that I hadn't even thought about Count Dooku's barber. To be fair, he was only one of two Sith that actually needed one until Anakin gave him a bit off of the top and Palpatine got an intense pruning.

    • @griffin1758
      @griffin1758 Před 4 lety +2

      Beatz Raptor palpatine got that raisin, fingers that have been in the pool too long, hair doo. And anakin ended up with a nice burning hair smell

    • @sosyge4506
      @sosyge4506 Před 4 lety +1

      @@griffin1758 I wanted to make a joke about leaving himself in the bathtub too long, but the Dooku one was at least kind of literal, so I wanted the Palpatine one to also be literal-ish. But the only thing I could think of involving water and electricity also involved a toaster and was very dark.

    • @griffin1758
      @griffin1758 Před 4 lety +1

      Beatz Raptor oml lmaooooo

    • @PT-on-YT
      @PT-on-YT Před 4 lety +1

      A little off the top

    • @insanitysean4939
      @insanitysean4939 Před 4 lety +2

      Beatz Raptor going full English essay for the joke , I love it🙏🙏

  • @avavanpelt926
    @avavanpelt926 Před 4 lety +53

    "Serviced people such as Lord Farquad." I see you Fred sneaking in the Shrek Reference.

    • @DZMoops
      @DZMoops Před 4 lety +9

      He's mentioned in all of Fred's barbershop videos, he is even important to the plot of one of them.

  • @JGASMR
    @JGASMR Před 4 lety +19

    *he makes the best asmr videos because he’s experimenting with new things*

  • @puerkito9893
    @puerkito9893 Před 4 lety +3

    Excellent video as always man!
    I can’t describe how happy I am that I discovered your channel, my favorite video so far has become the Imperial role play along with this one

  • @rosswarner2161
    @rosswarner2161 Před 4 lety +94

    "I assume you've heard of us because....you're sitting here"

    • @manofsoupe116
      @manofsoupe116 Před 4 lety +5

      "Oh you're just stinking rich? Excellent, excellent."

    • @Whurlpuul
      @Whurlpuul Před 4 lety

      Golden quotes

  • @porkmasmmo
    @porkmasmmo Před 4 lety +9

    I have not heard or seen past 5 minutes of this video, and I dont think I ever will because this has knocked me out every night without fail.

  • @Kmoxyy
    @Kmoxyy Před 4 lety +32

    We're getting there guys, soon we'll actually be filthy stinking rich and we'll get the full experience.

  • @normalwire
    @normalwire Před 4 lety +411

    I would like my money back I did not get insulted

  • @FNG_22
    @FNG_22 Před 4 lety +30

    When fred said the scissors have cut count dooku's hair i died I nearly fell asleep that's class.🤣

  • @_isobleereallyhere
    @_isobleereallyhere Před 4 lety +38

    RUDE = ❌
    FRIENDLY = ❌
    RUDE & FRIENDLY = ✅

  • @qerkoo2753
    @qerkoo2753 Před 4 lety +56

    Fred: “Rude and Friendly”
    People who watch and enjoy both types equally: *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.*

  • @irina315
    @irina315 Před 4 lety +30

    In 2020 Fred has just mixed the rudeness and the friendliness!! 🙌🏻

    • @MikeKilo1969
      @MikeKilo1969 Před 4 lety +1

      Irina rude to peasants. Friendly to royals. It’s a thing. :)

    • @irina315
      @irina315 Před 4 lety +1

      Mike King it is! ☺️

  • @Andrea-fb5kl
    @Andrea-fb5kl Před 4 lety +27

    0:01 "hello there"
    Kenobi approves
    13:04 "count dooku"
    Kenobi doesn't approve

  • @Robbnlinzi
    @Robbnlinzi Před 4 lety +19

    This is epic. I don’t always gel with REG and to be on the friendly side of REG is epic

  • @fernandorodriguez876
    @fernandorodriguez876 Před 4 lety

    I get blessed with this after watching all your rude barber videos last night, thank you!

  • @DJordan115
    @DJordan115 Před 4 lety +1

    I love this series. High quality, entertaining ASMR.

  • @JetKerido
    @JetKerido Před 4 lety +187

    We're so early the guys who are making Thor jokes haven't come yet

    • @spencerfrankclayton4348
      @spencerfrankclayton4348 Před 4 lety +3

      Jet Xarison Are you sure?

    • @Robbnlinzi
      @Robbnlinzi Před 4 lety +3

      He looks like Thor!! *there*

    • @stareye_1062
      @stareye_1062 Před 4 lety +16

      Thor thor thor
      omg this is so me
      No1:
      Literally no1:
      Not a single soul:
      Me: mhm
      I felt that
      Edit: holy shit thanks fOr ThE LiKeS
      _this should be all the comment section aids right?_

    • @fcclips3596
      @fcclips3596 Před 4 lety +3

      @@stareye_1062 you forgot "r/woosh"

    • @salvayasriel1243
      @salvayasriel1243 Před 4 lety

      Finally my barber thor c-c-ut (shutdown error_sans.exe)

  • @namehere6102
    @namehere6102 Před 4 lety +4

    I love the rude and friendly mix well done!

  • @live2shredguy
    @live2shredguy Před 4 lety

    I’ve been watching ASMR videos for about 3 years now, I do it because it helps me relax and go to sleep, I don’t usually get tingles, maybe about two or three times in the past, but this video made me had lots of tingles!

  • @mmmfun77
    @mmmfun77 Před 4 lety +1

    This man is amazing! Love the video. I’m in bed sick and needed this!

  • @blu_stormy7692
    @blu_stormy7692 Před 4 lety +40

    This ASMR I like it
    *Throws Phone*
    ANOTHER

  • @DaRealXotic
    @DaRealXotic Před 4 lety +440

    "Please stop staring at me like that"
    *opens eyes* "wat?"
    Edit: jesus I've never had these many likes on a comment, not to mention a war because I misspelled what on purpose-

    • @msa6662
      @msa6662 Před 4 lety +1

      Ture lol

    • @mason7548
      @mason7548 Před 4 lety +1

      What*

    • @alexwe1549
      @alexwe1549 Před 4 lety +2

      @@hid5452 zoomer

    • @mason7548
      @mason7548 Před 4 lety +1

      @@hid5452 more like i know how to spell and the person that wrote this comment does not.

    • @wesleychurch5433
      @wesleychurch5433 Před 4 lety +3

      I laughed entirely too hard at this

  • @trenttheoret1729
    @trenttheoret1729 Před 4 lety

    I LOVE it when you post these videos. Great work keep it up

  • @marajdarren
    @marajdarren Před 4 lety

    I’m always a fan of your haircut videos!! This one is a classic

  • @Br3tt51
    @Br3tt51 Před 4 lety +3

    I love your videos they really help me relax

  • @yeetermcgavin2132
    @yeetermcgavin2132 Před 4 lety +39

    "You look quite smart"
    Jokes on you I'm pretty stupid.

  • @flixnchills
    @flixnchills Před 4 lety +1

    Awesome video man! Been a fan since day 1! Definitely inspired me to do some of my own roleplays. Keep it up dude!

  • @rodrigoherrero8683
    @rodrigoherrero8683 Před 4 lety +2

    The best asmr channel! Fred you really help me to sleep 💤 I love your videos!

  • @villelepoaho4105
    @villelepoaho4105 Před 4 lety +4

    I'm going to the army tomorrow (for 6-9 months) and these will definitely help me relax during the evening, if I have the time to use my phone.

  • @akshatshende2960
    @akshatshende2960 Před 4 lety +35

    Fred: your hair are very upper class
    Me who is bald:Yes

  • @jordan95hd83
    @jordan95hd83 Před 4 lety

    This's hands down one of the most tingle-inducing Barbershop ASMR videos I've watched to date, Fred. 😌❤ Loved it!

  • @samuelkabel846
    @samuelkabel846 Před 4 lety +1

    This is what I needed before school tomorrow, thank you so much Fred!

  • @Trex2486productions
    @Trex2486productions Před 4 lety +52

    Hey mate can you do a obi wan themed asmr?

    • @gfdia35
      @gfdia35 Před 4 lety +1

      Again?

    • @braxtonwagner05
      @braxtonwagner05 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gfdia35 again? Wat
      When did he do one

    • @gfdia35
      @gfdia35 Před 4 lety +1

      @@braxtonwagner05 he's done in a sense 3 obi wan, one was he's dressing us as obi wan tho (or " a jedi" but if I remember right it was his obi wan costume)

  • @tayojb
    @tayojb Před 4 lety +51

    Is this the first time Fred as actually been slightly friendly this is astonishing

    • @Illustrator2
      @Illustrator2 Před 4 lety +2

      No, there have been others

    • @triviamasquer
      @triviamasquer Před 4 lety

      There was a Sleep Train video this summer where he was quite friendly. It was really good!

  • @WesG-zt6wv
    @WesG-zt6wv Před 4 lety +1

    I love your videos bro thank you for making them

  • @titiisbibi1452
    @titiisbibi1452 Před 4 lety +1

    Wow tellement relaxent, sa ma beaucoup apaiser, merci beaucoup. ;)

  • @5ksubswithnovideos236
    @5ksubswithnovideos236 Před 4 lety +7

    Timestamps
    0:00 intro
    1:25 touching you jacket
    1:39 talking
    2:45 leather gloves
    3:19 touching and folding your scarf
    4:20 taking off your 'fancy and smart' jacket
    5:30 discussing your haircut (some up-close hand movement)
    7:50 shaking and putting on the hair gown
    9:20 pouring liquid in a glass for you (glass hitting table sounds)
    10:05 shaking and spraying water sprayer
    10:45 combing your hair
    11:35 scissors (cutting your hair)
    12:43 talking and explaining the scissors ( some random scissor sounds)
    13:40 snipping your hair
    14:05 quick spray
    14:14 back to cutting (some occasional talking)
    20:56 talking
    21:30 taking a phone call
    23:35 finished with his call (starts being rude)
    26:54 quick spray
    27:06 double scissors
    30:20 talking again
    31:21 hair drying
    32:43 some last minutes cuts and combing
    33:55 brushing you off
    34:19 drying you off then tossing out the towels
    34:50 taking off hair gown
    35:14 giving you back you jacket and scarf
    37:31 outro card

  • @Perktube1
    @Perktube1 Před 4 lety +25

    Fred: You've relaxed there and let me speak kindly to you.
    Me: How ill-mannered of me. Please wave this clean feather duster in my face and insult me as you like to make up for it.

  • @shanestahn6243
    @shanestahn6243 Před 3 lety

    Just want to say, I love your videos and your personality. You seem like a really cool dude. Keep up the good work! I just started watching these and am already a huge fan!

  • @NFSMAN50
    @NFSMAN50 Před 4 lety +1

    I know it's going to be a great video when Fred uploads!!

  • @NightWhispererASMR
    @NightWhispererASMR Před 4 lety +22

    Best of both worlds, rude and friendly 😆

  • @Woody78902
    @Woody78902 Před 4 lety +15

    Fred: “Rude and Friendly”
    Me: “Uh, that doesn’t compute. Uh, wait, uh you’re under arrest”

  • @PussnBoot2516
    @PussnBoot2516 Před 4 lety

    Thanks for the video. Happy New Year

  • @danielcastroclaps400
    @danielcastroclaps400 Před 4 lety +1

    I was watching an older video and someone recomended a workout asmr, were you would work out an explain your routine step by step, and i think that if you do that it would just be the best asmr video in the world

  • @local_hotpotato
    @local_hotpotato Před 4 lety +17

    3:59
    "One of our"
    Street of freds confirmed start looking!

  • @lyvre7491
    @lyvre7491 Před 4 lety +269

    Rude and Friendly?
    *visible confusion*

  • @jeff-of1gs
    @jeff-of1gs Před 4 lety

    OMG. I just discovered your channel, and it's a magical feeling when you speak, so harmonious. I have to admit that your eyes are very hypnotizing. Good video partner.

  • @snowyowl312
    @snowyowl312 Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you for the video, because this is an excellent and amazing video thanks Mr Fred 👋😀

  • @JetKerido
    @JetKerido Před 4 lety +18

    If Count Dooku would be asked what was he doing during a scissor cut by Fred, he'll answer
    *"I've been looking forward"*

    • @braxtonwagner05
      @braxtonwagner05 Před 4 lety +1

      Fred when dooku turns his head *"Brave, but foolish."*

    • @Theworldisscrewed
      @Theworldisscrewed Před 4 lety

      When count dooku says the barber has done it wrong " i sense great fear in you"

  • @benjaminarcher3442
    @benjaminarcher3442 Před 4 lety +3

    13:02: Me, semi-conscious, hearing Fred randomly name drop Lord Farquad and Count dooku: 👁 👄 👁

  • @CapnForever604
    @CapnForever604 Před 4 lety +2

    Its like walking into a barbershop and realizing thor works here in his off time.
    Neat.

  • @shaunhardy8074
    @shaunhardy8074 Před 4 lety

    Loved the arm swing near the end with the brush definitely made me laugh

  • @loquaciouslokki3569
    @loquaciouslokki3569 Před 4 lety +18

    When Star Wars and Shrek are in the same universe.

  • @ascs4944
    @ascs4944 Před 4 lety +7

    Now all I want is a good haircut with a glass of port....but its midnight.

  • @y.oha.n
    @y.oha.n Před 3 lety

    Im french and i love what you do ! I sleep very good thanks to you

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 Před 4 lety +2

    I love this new hairstyle, thank you so much

  • @keano.capalot5725
    @keano.capalot5725 Před 4 lety +3

    enjoying the amazing content you give fred 🙏🏽

  • @Marrouan
    @Marrouan Před 4 lety +69

    When you’re so early the time stamp gods haven’t arrived yet.

  • @matthewgrobel5587
    @matthewgrobel5587 Před 4 lety

    Every time before this one has been casual Friday at work and now it’s a regular day

  • @damnthatstough
    @damnthatstough Před 4 lety

    great vid fred love your vids!

  • @bittersweet20
    @bittersweet20 Před 4 lety +15

    Fred : *Friendly & Rude in the title*
    Entire fanbase : *confused screaming*

  • @jacksongillett-smith3638
    @jacksongillett-smith3638 Před 4 lety +4

    “Count Douku with his exceptionally stylish haircut” You could his head rolling on the carpet with that fresh cut. Sorry, I’m shit at jokes, I know. 😂

  • @ialphazero5572
    @ialphazero5572 Před 4 lety

    His videos have gotten so much better over time. Goodnight 😴

  • @andersonluiz8599
    @andersonluiz8599 Před 8 měsíci

    Your videos are always relaxing and creative congratulations Fred

  • @Lepong20
    @Lepong20 Před 4 lety +4

    4:13
    "You're just stinking rich? Excellent"
    Ain't that just how the world works?

  • @dukestuff
    @dukestuff Před 4 lety +5

    Haircut by Thor. All we need is a scene where a pair off scissors fly into his hand while holding it out.

  • @NathanASMR
    @NathanASMR Před 4 lety

    In my opinion you do the best scissor sounds and haircut roleplays in ASMR. It almost makes me forget about my receding hairline. Plus you are a consumate gentleman. Period.

  • @benjaminyeiser4023
    @benjaminyeiser4023 Před 4 lety

    Nice Ranger's Apprentice reference, and very good quality asmr!

  • @narucreed1
    @narucreed1 Před 4 lety +13

    28:40 I thought I was getting a hair cut, not an air cut?

  • @terrogaming8315
    @terrogaming8315 Před 4 lety +27

    *me enjoying the ASMR*
    My friend: Is ThAt ChrIS HEMswoRTh?

    • @finnvoe038
      @finnvoe038 Před 4 lety +4

      who is chris hemsworth i only know thor

  • @loganadams5569
    @loganadams5569 Před 4 lety

    Come on Fred, I just woke up and now you’re making me go back to sleep!

  • @spamaccount8979
    @spamaccount8979 Před 4 lety

    This is the sequel that I've never known I've needed until now

  • @neemoweemo246
    @neemoweemo246 Před 4 lety +11

    Also, Fredward Scissorhands. A pleasure to see you, as always.

  • @unariggsch
    @unariggsch Před 4 lety +31

    Honestly I like this for a change. I’m not really into humiliation, not really my kink

  • @thetougo4583
    @thetougo4583 Před 4 lety

    the lawn mover is like the most relaxing thing :D

  • @msa6662
    @msa6662 Před 4 lety

    Finally...another one of these vieos...
    Im so hyped

  • @ESKATEUK
    @ESKATEUK Před 4 lety +8

    I can’t get over how much you look like a young Gandalf

    • @BloodshydGamz
      @BloodshydGamz Před 4 lety +2

      Fun fact gandolf was never young because he is imortal he takes that form because people trust an older man more.

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 Před 4 lety +90

    Rude and Friendly?
    *Confused screaming*

  • @olgazhuravliova
    @olgazhuravliova Před 4 lety

    This is what i really needed❤️
    Thank you, master💋💕 ✂

  • @daniellehylton2245
    @daniellehylton2245 Před 4 lety +2

    Your giving me 1st class tingles Sir. ❤

  • @DreamerN
    @DreamerN Před 4 lety +6

    Now I picture a video where there is a lawsuit against all the 'friendly' shop owners of that street. For plot twist. We are an extravagantly rich lord.

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 Před 4 lety +2

      Oh i want this so bad, the reg always makes me angry

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot Před 4 lety +15

    Given the outfit and the story...If I'm not Lord Farquaad, I'm going to be very angry.
    Edit: Ah man. We aren't Lord Farquaad :(

  • @justinmartinez9147
    @justinmartinez9147 Před 4 lety +1

    can we get another one of these but he actually warms up to us?

  • @rupert4945
    @rupert4945 Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you👌🏻...You're the best