Giving a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure NOOB an Impossible Quiz...
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- čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
- My friend @JackTheBus has NEVER seen JoJo's Bizarre Adventure before... So I decided to give him a BLIND quiz to see how cultured he really is.
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CZcams recommended giving me this masterpiece
the jojo chads must stick together
Same
This has to be a bot lmao
@@bigman9341 yep 100%
@@Meatmaster. Same’ame
How he pronounced everyones names made me wanna scream💀
bro ikr
He's so bad at names bruh "Polnaleff" "bruno buccirahdi"
Fr 💀
Literally
Gene Pierre Polnareff
Technically, Michael Jackson *has* appeared in JJBA, though not in the anime. Dio mentions him before he orders Senator Philips to run all those people over in Cairo.
and there was a reference to Billie Jean
It was a part 6 question
@@X-Cal1bur Only in the dub
Actually in part 3 a chicken was named Michael after famous Jackson
@@sveninatorsw Jesus was part 7 though not 6
When he pronounced Jean Pierre Polnareff, I died
I hope that was just a joke
Man said Djinn peer polrenef
A part of me still dies
Pornaref
He literally butchered it. It’s supposed to be Jān pierre porunarefu
During the polnareff kid scene my dad my dad actually walked into the living room, sat down and watched. I’d never been so embarrassed in my life
LOL
... what did he say about it? 😭
@@sugarfaller he was prolly bricked up
My stepdad was eating in the kitchen while i was watching the iggy v pet shoppe fight and he called what i was watching "real demented shit" lol
I was watching the whole show with my dad and the Joseph and avdol scene showed up he was laughing very hard at it.
"Battle Tendencies" sounds so funny
also a few small corrections: Killer Queen isn't named after the band itself, it's named after their song "Killer Queen", and there are several other stands in JoJo's named after a Queen song. And Mickey Mouse himself doesn't appear in the Bohemian Rhapsody arc, rather he is only mentioned
Mickey Mouse's butt & tail makes an appearance in that, still
@@GalekC oh, i forgot about that
Same with MJ
additionally, the part 2 antagonists are not vampires, they are pillar men
@@lennonhale They eat vampires, but Hamon and UV radiation is lethal to them.
JoJo is definitely peak anime, in the sense that:
it definitely gives off the vibes of a "fake anime" that would show up in the background of another anime
thats why everything is a jojo reference
New theory: JoJo is real and everything else is just its reference
"Sorry he's been on four plane crashes, not five"
well
who's to say there was one that happened offscreen in his backstory that he just never talks about because he's ridiculously embarrassed about it
Who's to say he won't get into another one?
@@2ndlegend125
*spoilers*
Part 5 and beyond having him die of old age
@@the_beans_man1524 spoilers
as far as I'm aware he's still alive in part 6. Then we're in a different universe for 7 and 8
@@2ndlegend125
*spoilers*
Oh. I figured they were far enough in the future that he had probably died. I was probably wrong about part 5, but I think he's dead by part 6.
@@the_beans_man1524 spoilers
iirc there is some line or a quote from araki where it's confirmed that Joseph was still alive by the end of part 6. Remember he was a Hamon user so he can live for a while.
“Gene Pierre Polraneff” is my favorite character in Spacedirt Fighters
"Gene Pierre Polaneff" is my favourite Standing ghost user in Sunparticle Battle participants
The way he pronounced jean bro 💀
1:41 Polnareff is French. His name is pronounced in French, not English. You're a Jojo Pro, but you have to practice almost every name.
Exactly, the only reason why I'm taking French is to pronounce his name properly
@@Break-the-glass-and-kill yeah
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@@Break-the-glass-and-kill I’m not French, but I can speak French. That’s why it’s not a problem for me.
@@WrongFrFr -😎*
Should’ve told him Giorno was 15 when he became a mob boss 💀
The coolest stand is “White Album” and/or “White Album Gently Weeps” as it can instantly freeze the molecules in the air…
Very true.
I'm a gambling enjoyer. This is cap
idk i think its Horus (the freezing stand of the owl called pet shop in part 3 who fought iggy)
@@ssssss-ym4qu There's called opinions.
second coolest is Horus
For the sugar cube question I just imagined every other duo doing it (I mean Prosciutto and Pesci wouldn't be too outrageous but Abacchio/Fugo and especially Josuke/Okuyasu ended me).
9:36 The correct answer for this one is C, the UV lamps. Stroheim was the only one to get a machine gun implated in his chest which wasn't necessarily done so because of the Pillar Men, they're not vampires, he's just a crazy cyborg man. The nuclear bunker only held the fourth one, and that was more a testing ground instead of any attempt to seal him away. The UV lamps are the only option that makes sense because they were A) Equipped to all the German soldiers sent to fight the Pillar Men, and B) They were specifically designed and used to counter them.
Nuclear bunker wasn’t a thing, as the Nazis were still experimenting with heavy water over in Norway during the events of Battle Tendency. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had enough standard explosive material to turn the entire bunker complex into a smoking crater though..
I was just thinking that👍
uv was made by speedwagon
As someone named Jerry, I'm disappointed that I'm not a Joestar. Also my sister's actual name is Jojo. Hmmm.
bro got the wrong fate 😭
You're gonna be a Jobro
@@mist6950Or he's screwed. Remember what happened to Nicholas
8:35 Jack's face while Willy was vibing LOL
That's basically my face when I listen to torture dance, and my friends look at me in disappointment
Btw your comment now has 69 likes
@@sid5136 Just nice
I’d like to clarify that secco is not dressed up as a frog, that’s just his stand, it’s like ghiaccios
I think Weather Report is the coolest stand because of his awesome abilities to control weather and he can give you a cloud for your head to give rain
c-moon design wise is cooler
made in heaven is cooler ability wise
but u know whats beat em all?
D4C
DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP
Until rainbow comes up
Idk Kira's stand is really cool with being able to loop the day over and over again with only the person being affected by it remembering what happened before time reset. Made in heaven is also a cool stand too. I think Weather report has the most versatility out of any stand but I think the whole concept of resetting time or resetting the universe is cooler personally.
purple haze has to be my favorite because of the symbolism and design. the mouth being sewn shut....
1:43 The look on his face when he said either b or d
Homie called the pillar men "vampires", *bruh*
they basically are vampires
@@McBehrerthey literally eat vampires tho and are significantly stronger
@@McBehrer if you're talking about the race itself, they don't
i mean yeah they sorta are
@@funnybones98Not really? The only trait they share is burning in sunlight.
So glad he eventually got that last question right.
"A Dog? So normal!"
Meanwhile the dog: has a freaking STAND, loves coffee-flavored candy, loves to eat Polnareff's hair and fart on his face
He says he’s an avid fan of Jojos but he is constantly mispronouncing character names, but then he pronounced Okuyasu correctly and said he said it wrong.
he also said Divolo and Polnaleff
He is a jojo fan but it's okay to mispronounce things! The fact that you watch something doesn't necessarily mean you become an expert at how to pronounce character names!
He also called the pillar men vampires, and was wrong about joseph being in 2 plane crashes, because he was in 3.
@@lukes401k No, Joseph has definitely been in at least 4 plane crashes. One caused by idiots that didn't know who they were messing with. One caused by the peak of evolution. One caused by a bug. And finally the one with the baby. Chronological order.
Heaven's Door has gotta be the coolest stand.
close second 100%
One of my favorites honestly
@@WillyNordwrench what's number 1?
@@kurocomics Horus and white album as they freeze things and cool can mean cold
@@sajohaker Fair
Giorno's dream isn't becoming a mob boss, it is to stop the mafia from selling drugs to children.
...And what was his plan for achieving that? 😜
@@Shalakor his plan was to get in to the mafia so he can stop them...
I’ve never heard seccos stand described as a frog before that actually sounds really cute
The Giorno's dream question should've been "To become a gang star"
When he said Speedwagon had a stand I wanted to die. I managed to get them right except for the s6 and s7 one bc I was rewatching it for the fourth time and I'm on part 5 and the full season was out after i started rewatching lol. Also that Joseph mousepad got me SALIVATING.
I like how he calls himself an avid fan but can’t pronounce anyone’s name from the series correctly.
You cant even excuse some with "those japanese names are hard to spell" how does someone mispronounce Polnareff? Speedreading is a vice and a mistake.
I might have a mental breakdown if I hear "Polaneff" again lol
Breakdown breakdown!!
Breakdown breakdown!!
He just called the pillar men vampires… guys I think we cut ties with this one
The way he pronounced their names and he called the pillar men vampires
10:32 the pure confusion in his face i cant xD
Giorno didn't want to be a mob boss, he wanted to stop the drug trade
He wanted to be a "gang-star".
nah that was bruno
Giorno also wanted to stop the drug trade.
But he wanted to do that by becoming the boss of passione.
No he wanted to be a gang star.
in the manga(idk if it's a translator's Fault) Giorno mention about "it's ok to use drugs,but on kids?hell no" Kinda thing.
“Fan of the series” *proceeds to insult the whole fandom*
8:07 A vocal percussions on a whole nother level coming through my mind
this was greatly entertaining
Oasis isn't a frog suit, it's clearly a gimp suit
The way he pronounces "Jean" makes me lose 4 years off my lifespan
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Are you dead yet? I took 80 years off your lifespan
The pillar men aren't technically vampires smh
“Kira’s nails grow at an immaculate speed”
Me: *johnny*
I'm so glad this was recommended to me, you just earned a subscriber
:) thank you i'm glad you enjoyed your stay
Fun fact: Joseph was in actually 3 plane crashes... One when fighting Kars, one when going to the Egypt and the other that NO ONE remembers, is when in part 2, a flashback is show of his life when a teenager, Speedwagon is taken host in a plane, then right away jumping into the action, saving Speedwagon and letting the plane crash.
He crashed another plane, before the Death 13 arc
@@tailpig6417 You'd think it'd be easier to remember the one that's the whole reason they avoided flying for most of the journey.
Math lesson time! me + Willy upload = happy Chaddy
8:49 I WAS WATCHING THAT EPISODE IN CLASS LMAOO
Same here
I dont remember seeing secco in a frog costume, it was just his stand, Oasis
5:06 you actually said it perfectly
For the "What animal accompanies the crew in part 3" there is technically 2 right answers....
SPOILERS
*cough* Polnareff Turtle *cough*
well no because he wasn't a turtle by that point. he turns into a turtle like 12 years after
@@thatweirdodaniel True but to be fair with how fate works in JoJo, Polnareff was always going to be a turtle so he was always a turtle deep down inside.
but polnareff isn't the turtle though. he's a spirit that lives inside of the turtle
@@torchdreemurr4082 *swap souls
@@firdanharbima6997 what? i don't understand what you're saying.
bro, Secco isn't wearing a frog suit, it looks nothing like a frog, it's his stand...
for kira's stress question i was waiting for one of the answer choises to say "counts prime numbers"
"What is the coolest stand?"
White album and horus: allow us to introdouce ourselfes
I have never been more disappointed by a person pronouncing polnareff that badly
That dog is anything but normal 😂
I just appreciate the fact that he mentioned that there will be some spoilers ahead, big thank you
the way he pronounced Polnareff’s name as “Pullaneff” got me dying
"Who has the coolest stand?"
"Either DIO or JoJo"
So basically the same stand.
Can’t believe he hasn’t watched the masterpiece of Jojo
10:45 "Blyat" 💀
Secco is NOT wearing a frog costume lolll
The amount of dog death in jojo is self explanatory
This dude did not pay attention for a single second when watching lol
The way he says it wants to kill me 💀
"Michael Jackson din't apear"
Illusos stand:
Fun to think I forgot how many planes crashed whenever Joseph is in it 😂
"Why are you sqeeuzing them"😂😂
1:44 the way his smile faded killed me💀💀💀💀
very well made ill go to this channel in a year and itll have 100k
Mickey Mouse's stand would be not only his clubhouse but also the hands can be summoned independently
Underrated channel 💀
When you said echoes act 3 is the best, i instantly subscribed
The one thing I got a kick out of in this video was after the torture dance video, one of the recommended videos was "DIO takes Jotaro's order" with the text "BUNGHOLE" underneath
1:14 part 2 slaps bro
"Key is patience"
him : ok im pro jojo fan
also him : says tendancies instead of tendancy
gg bro
The way he pronounced jean pierre polnareff
Empoerer is the coolest it can make infinite bullets and manipulate the said bullets plus he is the only stand user in the part who appered 3 times
im getting irritated at you calling the pillarmen vampires lol
My parents walked in on me when i was watching the episode where polnareff got turned into a kid
Even tho i knew he would get them wrong i still died a little
7:35 they’re not vamparies they’re pillarmen kars creates vampires
I think he just thought it would be too complicated to explain
Also Kars used the vampire mask 2 times
I want to see another jojo quiz
part 1 had super wonky writing but i love it
bro the way he just says the names 🤣🤣
*"so my friend has not watched a single episode of joj-"*
*Woah there stop, that's a crime.*
I’ve never saw an episode of jojo
just the way the sister gets locked in prison
The coolest stand is Gold Experience Requiem because it reverses the time back so any attack doesn't work on him.
Technically he doesn't reverse anything.
He erases the Effect and everything returns to it's cause, or if he were to erase the Effect of killing someone then they would die infinitely but would immediately die in a different scenario before the death occurs.
So, for example if someone shoots Giorno then GER activates and the bullet would have never come out of the gun in the first place, but I don't think anyone remembers it fired at all
Bro the Way you say buccarati😂 butcireiti
Killer queen is actually named after Queen's song: Killer Queen .__.
i want to cry everytime he says polnareff
I'm watching this again, but for some reason, in my mind, I either read: "Battle Tentacles" or "Battle Testicles"
When he said Jojo isn't peak anime, I literally said "L" out loud
my guy deadass said the pillarmen are vampires
DIO HAS THE COOLEST STAND!!??
JOHRNO JOVANA!?
Technically, white album is the COOLEST stand
Ngl Soft and Wet is a cool stand concept.
10:42
I CANT 💀 😂
this was such a good video
Joseph crashes count:
1: Saving Speedwagon from a hostage situation
2: Against Kars.
3.Against Gray Fly
4. Because of Death 13
Oh yeah at the end, I love hands and knees.