REAL or FAKE JoJo's scenarios with NOOBS!
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- čas přidán 27. 06. 2024
- Neither of my friends have ever seen JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. So I made up fake scenarios to see if they could guess them apart from the real ones...
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Jojo is a show that is impossible to spoil, because even if you explain exactly what happens, they won't believe you and they cannot possibly imagine the context.
Even with context it makes no sense
@@speed9553 One dude's power is rainbows that turn people into snails.
This is a colossal spoiler, but good luck to anyone who hasn't seen it yet having any idea what that means.
@@speed9553 It does you just have to focus and re think the whole series every few seconds
Cough openings cough cough
It's really bizarre
Everything that was "false" was actually insider info for part 9 given by Araki himself
I have insider connections
Im so hype to se the ice cream shop of dio
Except last one isa reference for part 7
Part 9: Greek Gods and Panda Paws.
Tell me that doesn't sound JoJo as f*ck.
@@NWolfsson it kinda does sound like jojo
In part 4, Josuke enters a fake room and now he has to run away on a motorcycle from a swarm of feet.
On his way, he steals phones from innocent bystanders to call for help to find a crippled biker in a hospital to beat him up.
Fake
That did not happen
@@avatog6113 not sure if you’re joking but it did happen
True👍
True my *FELLOW* jojo fans….I watched it in fact I’m on part 5
Depends, did that phone break and then he had to get a new phone even though he could repair the phone?
One of these scenarios was Diavolo’s 38941321st death
Panda paws got him
Died in jail for stealing 2,479 units of instant ramen 😔
Every crazy dangerous thing can be a Diavolo death
this makes be think about death scenarios like being crushed to death by some booty or straight up having lego bricks being poured into you
all of these scenario's was his death
Halfway through, and all of the fake ones are a lot wordier than the real ones. You could have added on that Rohan was so invested in discovering Josuke's method of cheating that he stabs himself with a pencil while ignoring his own house burning down, and the sound of fire engine sirens caused an allergic reaction in the alien.
Wait, THAT'S why he vomited?!
@@christiannorton9400 Precisely
@@Karanthaneosand here i thought he was getting sick from manhandled so much.
Araki is something else.
@@christiannorton9400 No, he vomited from bouncing around in the bowl too much, he just got dizzy. I think a line from the show also confirms this.
@@graytay7518Earth Wind and Fire was shown to be intolerant of loud noises, which is why the gambling ended
Actually, you got one wrong. Rohan is not Josuke's friend.
Facts
As Rohan, I can say that I am.
Also It is never specified if that guy was an alien or just a stand user, so that question was double wrong
@@boldovargent9699I'm pretty sure the alien specifically says he is
@@w.d.ghaster5037
Yeah, that’s the *only* evidence we have
The ice cream scenario being given away as fake because of a hyper-specific regional detail is EXTREMELY JoJo
Also, just imagine DIO eating an ice cream unironically.
@@lampoilropebombs0640same vibe as pizza mozzarella
Admittedly, Araki would include said hyper-specific regional detail if the given scene was taking place there.
so true
BRO JACK GOT THE PANDA PAWS BECAUSE YOU LEAKED ITS A BUFFALO THING?! LMAOOO what a great vid.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO HE WAS GOING TO FALL FOR IT TOO
@@WillyNordwrenchsad ora
No one pointed this out, but I like how he fit the Eleven Men scenario into part 4
Yeah I was like he must have read part 7
@@thomasgray7784 Yeah
Indeed
@@thomasgray7784he has
No one noticed because this guys have never read the run of the steel balls
something i noticed while watching, while both the real and fake scenarios are incredibly bizarre in nature, the false scenarios have a sense of "stupidity" in them. Like Jolyne stealing 2,000 ramen, polnareff nose picking himself into paralyzation, giorno taking over the mafia to gentrificate his father's ice cream shop, etc. No offense to willy, this scenarios are freakishly hilarious, and this may be because i'm such a jojo fan myself, but i would probably be able to differentiate scenarios based on how "stupid" the scenario's context is
Thought the same
Counterpoint: the curse of knowledge. We're used to the scenario where a guy turns his teeth into jellyfish to avoid drinking piss, to the point where we forget that hey that's actually a pretty fucking stupid scenario if you think about it
Please tell me that that didn't happen in the show (i haven't watched it)@@christiannorton9400
this is extremely entertaining for someone who loves this show
This means so much :)
@@WillyNordwrench it’s really good bro!
same
I could see the Polnareff falling into a toilet plot being real.
He did have a weird encounter with a toilet at some point in Part 3 iirc
Well he did
Average Polnareff subplot
*cough* *cough* “Toilet Licker” *cough* *cough*
My favorite one is when an alternate universe version of a megalomaniacal vampire gains the power to turn into a dinosaur after getting one of Jesus’s eyes during a horse race across America that was actually created by the president of the United States.
This was so funny to watch as a Jojo watcher
At first I was thinking that the fake options were so completely absurd that there was no way they could be real, but then as he was reading the description of the Giorno drinking piss scene i realized, no, Jojo is just that absurd.
I am the world's biggest Jo Jo Big Adventure fan.
Don’t lie to my viewers
@@WillyNordwrench fr fr
Tell me who Mamezuku Rai is
Well they're very big part 3 and before.
I one fat fan
Duk had a crazy first experience with JoJo it seems lmao
5:43 "what the hell is jojos dude!" Lmao
My favorite quote ever
Explaining just stand abilities alone is enough to be a guessing game. Fog that turns wounds hollow and pupeteers you through them, random electrical outlets that shock you and make you increasingly magnetic, a tiny toy army complete with tanks and Apaches, a worm that writes sound effects on you that then play repeatedly, opening one's face like a book and being able to write in them like the plot.
I just started watching the part where Josuke finds the shapeshifting alien and as he was reading it the scenes were playing back from short-term memory
The one with Kars isn't entirely true, yes they crash the plane into a volcano, but Kars is sent to space only after he send hamon into the red stone of aja, causing an even greater eruption and sending the rock they stood on into space
And then another rock flew up and knocked Kars out of the atmosphere
I was looking in the comments to see if anyone mentioned this
Finally someone who pointed this out
How everthing heppened will be to big to put in only one question
i love how the fake scenarios are almost exact moments but they you make them take such a left turn it just drives off the road XD
On God, the fucking Dio ice cream shop thing was so funny
Oh man these dudes really need to watch GuGu's somewhat unusual journey
yo-yo's exotic journey's end
Giogio’s Di Multo Trip
I prefer WoWo's beyond normal travels
But joe joe’s sweaty adventure was good too
WoWo's confusing trip
The way you say Polnaref. Kill's me
Same
It's so painful
In part 3 anime, Jotaro and his friends laughed at two stones for a minute straight.
0:32 Cargo ship, not a battleship.
Wait, Bruno did not force him, it was a prank made by abbachio, who was the one testing him.
Correct
you shouldve talked about the part where josuke and okuyasu go to a restaurant, and the food is so good okuyasu's body starts tearing itself appart.
That ending question sounds like something that SHOULD'VE happened in part 4 honestly.
Alternate version of DiU where Tonio was actually evil
That's because it did happen, just in Part 7
So Friend One is always right as long as Friend Two is always wrong, except for right at the end. Perfectly balanced.
I saw this video and assumed it was from a channel with millions of subs but nope! Seriously man this shit is insanely high quality. Why ur not more popular astounds me
In due time hopefully :)
5:50 Ah actually 🤓 Joseph tricked kars into hiting the stone of aja with his hamon casing the Volcano to erupt 🤓🤓
Um actually it wasn't a trick. Joseph unintentionally held up the Red Stone of Aja when he was about to get hit with Kars Hamon attack. It was only luck that the Hamon erupted the Volcano and put them in that situation.
@@Tairashimuzu oh no I got out nerded *dies*
5:20 False, Giorno wasn't forced to drink it, Abbachio was just kinda pranking him.
I'm impressed that Jack only got one wrong.
one thing to keep in mind if it sounds like something from a comedy skecth, like the swirlies and Dio (who in context is an evil murderous vampire) opening a ice cream shop, itss MOST LIKELY fake.
JoJo is biazarre and ridiculous but even if its absurd its not OBVIOUSLY ridiculous and silly. This IS supposed to be a dark action series after all.
because the dude drinking piss...
having shows badly explained to me in excruciating detail is exactly what gets me into them. especially jojo
The give away on the alien dice thing is that its actually a reference to a fairly well known Japanese folk tale about a tanuki doing the same thing, so it actually makes a weird amount of sense for a native Japanese man to include that in his manga, but an English speaker wouldn't be as likely to be familiar with the story.
"um, actually" has continioned me to focus on the slight innacurasies in each of the questions
unironically the false scenarios sound like things that might have had a possibility of happening in parts after 6
I like'd duck more he was bllisfuly ignorant.this is the best line in the whole video
My friend and I made an agreement. If he watched all 8 seasons of RWBY with me, I was to watch all of JoJo with him. We made it to around the start of part 4 before giving up, but he did manage to watch all of rwby and loved it lmao
Good content, how your channel is this small is completely beyond me. Good audio, good editing, good content. Hope your channel takes off!
Big fan of the false scenarios still referencing actual events of the story or even having a few correct details
Some are so stupid that they make a fan go "Oh come on there's no way that would be real" but then you read the Giorno piss one and are like "huh ok maybe it could happen"
every single "polraneff" killed me 💀
Love that the fake ones are no only plausible but things that realy hapend are more bizzarre
Love the videos Willy. You're a 🐐
My man
JJBA out of context is like a fever dream, you can’t blame them for being wrong because even with context it’s still confusing as hell 😭
The orangutan stand doesn’t manifest or spawn a ship, it shapes a boat like a dingy into the ship it desires.
All the fake ones are funny out of context while the actual context is just 100% hot air
In part 6, an amnesiac Jamiroquai is assaulted in the street by Vincent Van Gogh, but they are interrupted by a werewolf with long pink hair being chased by a pack of goats.
If Diavolo dies it's canon. Dio's ice cream is real only if Diavolo dies lol
Can't believe he didn't ask them about the hilarious rock.
The part's JoJo and his friend interrupt a dwarf manchild from eating out a woman to buy secret info off him. He then explodes one of them by closing his wallet
0:21 so we’re starting off strong huh?
I swear that last one was just the "tattoo you" fight from part 7 but Josuke and Okuyasu replace Gyro and Johnny
I think scenario 1 wasn't a battleship but a cargo ship
To be fair it’s never actually proven Mikitaka is an alien
Jojo out of context in text form is just hilarious 😂
Bro in a yellow shirt needed some time to remember the attack patterns, but he did well
Thank you for the good fic prompts
2:54 hour being too nice to Rohan there 😂
Good video keep it up
I got all of them right, and I knew the Part 6 answer because I knew she doesn’t get her powers *until* she was in jail.
Jojo is so batshit insane that you can probably come to a random Jojo fan and say something absolutely crazy like on shrooms and heroin crazy and they would look you in the eyes and ask
"From which part and what chapter is this? "
The third one I think would be amazing, taking down an ice cream shop and forming a mafia cause his dad didn't give him the worst ice cream flavor
That last one had to be fake, Josuke and Okuyasu *never* tried that hard to find Kira.
As a person who was in the JoJo fandom, I knew all of these
I have read JoJos and there were times wasn't sure about the answer. Just goes to show how wild this series can get
I was practically BEGGING for a death 13 scene to be mentioned.
I failed the giorno drinking piss one. I am a jojo failure.
The fact that he couldn't pronounce "Polnareff" to save his life and keeps calling him "Polraneff" is so infuriating lmao.
"Did you know in jojo a side character licks the main characters face and then a eye is in the MCs mouth?"
Last one literally just true but with name swap, very nice.
its so satisfying to just be able to tell whicha re real and which arent
This is stupidly funny
lol that last question totally reminds me of Marked Men from Part 7
I Wish that gioriono opened an ice cream shop
New Willy Video! And it's JOJO!!! LETSGOOOOO!!!
Wait a second, Giorno didn't turn his teeth into a jellyfish he turned the piss into a jellyfish
Strength does NOT give the ability summon a navy battleship, it "upgrades" a boat, presumably proportional to the user's raw strength, and working on basically anything
my favourite thing about this is that even tho they got spoiled, they still want to watch it lmao
In Part 2 Jojo and his bubble enthusiastic Rival Ceeeesaaar have to team up with Nazi Cyborg Stroheimer to defeat four homoerotic vampires.
Technically Strength was a cargo ship not a military battleship.
Testing to see how bizarre JoJo's truly is
It's always fun to mess with people who haven't watched JoJo's 😭
6:08 it's false. The eruption caused by the red stone of aja, the plane crashed minutes before the eruption
Technically the 1st one is not battle ship it's a cargo ship.
TIL panda paws is a Buffalo thing. Also hi unexpected fellow buffalonian!!!
Hope you’re enjoying the snow :)
He really turns his teeth into jellyfish I dont remember that
bruh this is funny af
You know watching this there Is one problem I have with the fake questions is that they're way too bizarre for even jojo
The difference between absurd and goofy
If part 5 was just that ice cream plot. I would watch it infinitely
Heard about the video on duk's stream and am excited since it's JoJo
jobros stick together
This is amazing, thank you
This is so well made, how do you have less that 2k subs
Finally finding my stride :) glad you liked it!
Polnareff:❌
Polrenaff:✅
Imagine hearing Two women being in a hole inside hospital, and the airplane they are on is about to crash😭
I have a feeling your channel will get bigger later on
:)
The plane crash didn't cause the eruption in part 2. It was the laser that Joseph redirected from Kara's hamon attack that did
5:32 well the Bizarre has to come in somehow huh