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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  Před 3 lety +636

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  • @WonderWorldYTC
    @WonderWorldYTC Před 3 lety +3566

    *"Defund the Police"* in action, Police are now hiring Ex-NFL Players, who are skilled at tackling

  • @gronk4500
    @gronk4500 Před 3 lety +919

    House : Has a bunch of red flags about dogs that will eat him alive.
    West Virginia Man : These signs cant stop me, because I cant read.

  • @GrimGrimlin
    @GrimGrimlin Před 3 lety +1089

    i don't know why "we got the same haircut" killed me.

  • @FillyCheesteak
    @FillyCheesteak Před 2 lety +352

    Hey, that cop got a Win-Win deal on his side: He tackled the threat, and used the Threat as a pillow as to not injure himself

    • @CarlosSpicyWang
      @CarlosSpicyWang Před rokem

      @@iccus62 Ehhh dude would've taken his bike back home and loaded up on meth anyway

    • @megamus3
      @megamus3 Před rokem

      @@iccus62 as long as he got the scumbag.

    • @seanmccarty1176
      @seanmccarty1176 Před rokem +1

      I've done that on the job.

    • @-clipz-
      @-clipz- Před 11 měsíci

      John 3:3, ESV: Jesus answered him, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.

    • @TheDarkLasombra
      @TheDarkLasombra Před 10 měsíci

      He got the one guy that was complying. Pretty typical lmao.

  • @xipheonj
    @xipheonj Před 3 lety +1320

    "Mahad Mahamud Mohamed." His parents had a sense of humour.

    • @excalibur5434
      @excalibur5434 Před 3 lety +221

      Nah those are just the only 3 names in the Middle East

    • @av0-cad03
      @av0-cad03 Před 3 lety +75

      Actually it's not too uncommon to find people with several different versions of "Mohammed" in their name

    • @pontuskristiansen5713
      @pontuskristiansen5713 Před 3 lety +14

      That! Or a bit of a tragically low sense of coming up with a diverse set of ideas for naming the children... 🤔 (is that a proper sentence?) I'm suffering from a really bad hungover and it seems like I can't communicate what I want in a comprehensive way ...? 😒😒

    • @archangel6666
      @archangel6666 Před 3 lety +10

      If you guys go on demolition ranch’s comment, theirs a guy who has this exact same name down in the comments an it’s hilarious 😂

    • @peytonbass2676
      @peytonbass2676 Před 3 lety +3

      @David Gilchrist i dont speak boom boom😂

  • @SHODGES69
    @SHODGES69 Před 3 lety +253

    “We got the same hair cut” I’m dying 🤣

  • @scottpeltier3977
    @scottpeltier3977 Před 3 lety +463

    Person: *punches riot officer*
    Officer: *raises up shield for his godly shield smash* cowabunga it is

    • @AnikaJarlsdottr
      @AnikaJarlsdottr Před 3 lety +27

      they obviously have never played Siege or they would know of the god tier monsters known as Blitz, Fuze and Montagne.

    • @Lykeas
      @Lykeas Před 3 lety +14

      person: *punches riot officer*
      Officer: *so you have chosen, death.*

    • @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922
      @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 Před 3 lety +19

      Dude punches officer
      Second health bar shows up
      Dude: well shit

    • @Marvin_Aethos
      @Marvin_Aethos Před 3 lety

      bioshock pfp makes me go poggers

    • @tristonmurdock609
      @tristonmurdock609 Před 2 lety +2

      *boss music starts playing*

  • @embracethesuck1041
    @embracethesuck1041 Před 3 lety +182

    "A regular chicken can't kill a grown man"
    Salmonella has entered the chat

    • @sheeeitmayn4384
      @sheeeitmayn4384 Před 2 lety +2

      regular chickens dont have salmonella just nasty factory raised chickens all unsanitary n shit. Im sure if you ate a chicken you raised it would be cleaner lol, ik your joking but js

    • @sheeeitmayn4384
      @sheeeitmayn4384 Před 2 lety +1

      or i should say they dont have it i have no idea but im assuming salmonella is spread around bu close contact and unsanitary conditions idfk who cares

    • @lucdude457
      @lucdude457 Před rokem +6

      @@sheeeitmayn4384 any chicken not properly prepped can give you salmonella. so can some fish and a small chance from raw eggs.
      "You can get a Salmonella infection from a variety of foods, including chicken, turkey, beef, pork, eggs, fruits, sprouts, other vegetables, and even processed foods, such as nut butters, frozen pot pies, chicken nuggets, and stuffed chicken entrees."

    • @isaacterry9481
      @isaacterry9481 Před rokem

      I wonder if the chicken got charged for murder

    • @dbio305
      @dbio305 Před rokem +1

      @@sheeeitmayn4384 Yeah what is this propaganda for exactly lmfao

  • @DemolitionRanch
    @DemolitionRanch Před 3 lety +5361

    Nailed it

  • @wilzzuu
    @wilzzuu Před 3 lety +432

    "illegal cockfight" sounds like a bunch of guys swinging their mighty swords in a dark alleyway...

    • @Warrior_Culture
      @Warrior_Culture Před 3 lety +36

      "Mighty swords". I'm dead.

    • @blaws6684
      @blaws6684 Před 3 lety +8

      Great name for a band

    • @thejellylord1900
      @thejellylord1900 Před 3 lety +24

      “Police officer killed in a cockfight gone wrong”

    • @mrtortoise3766
      @mrtortoise3766 Před 3 lety +1

      Or swinging around some roosters

    • @jrodjrod199
      @jrodjrod199 Před 3 lety +1

      Cockfighting in the Philippines is legal this is bullshit it was a handler

  • @TheEnclosedFish
    @TheEnclosedFish Před 3 lety +54

    That “This time I’m really gonna do it” image is from an 8 year old video by the CZcamsr BrutalMoose about a game called Sim Town. I do not know why I have retained this knowledge.

  • @2xAD
    @2xAD Před 3 lety +23

    7:46 that is a police officer

  • @kaden158
    @kaden158 Před 3 lety +700

    I personally enjoy eating raycons with salt, the sheer amount of flavor that comes out of them, a thing of beauty

    • @TruthIsTheNewHate84
      @TruthIsTheNewHate84 Před 3 lety +28

      Try adding a touch of lemon pepper too. It'll make you nut in your pants.

    • @onlyone2107
      @onlyone2107 Před 3 lety +16

      i dumpster dive for used condoms

    • @dhr597
      @dhr597 Před 3 lety

      @@hkarimov8153 sell me some

    • @user-ek6oz8om4x
      @user-ek6oz8om4x Před 3 lety

      @@onlyone2107 Random but ok

    • @elliott4299
      @elliott4299 Před 3 lety +2

      The only good Raycon is orange, orange is best flavor

  • @zacharyfett2491
    @zacharyfett2491 Před 3 lety +562

    Alternate title: Homeless man squats in empty house and does WWE commentary.

    • @jasonschwartz2347
      @jasonschwartz2347 Před 3 lety +6

      Yep, with silly manbun LOL

    • @jean-yvesmead3972
      @jean-yvesmead3972 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jasonschwartz2347 Homeless hipster. Next stop, Seattle.

    • @freebird5215
      @freebird5215 Před 3 lety +1

      Good one

    • @jasonschwartz2347
      @jasonschwartz2347 Před 3 lety

      @Raven Goddess Of The 'Woke And Da Heauxz Not sure if he is or not, but his vids are lame. Only way to watch any of them is to skip ahead 3/4 of the way...

  • @derrincalk9579
    @derrincalk9579 Před rokem +7

    "We got the same hair cut" 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @golbez3794
    @golbez3794 Před 3 lety +7

    I love this guy. So glad I subscribed.

  • @CBG2895
    @CBG2895 Před 3 lety +383

    Wife: "Honey, should we name our child Mahad, Mahamud or Mohamed?"
    Husband: "Yes."

    • @Anon-te2bz
      @Anon-te2bz Před 3 lety +13

      Bold of you to assume that women from their culture get to ask.

    • @mcfarvo
      @mcfarvo Před 3 lety +1

      Gotta have a cool name when destroying Western civilization

    • @CBG2895
      @CBG2895 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Anon-te2bz Bold of you to assume that i was assuming women from their culture get to ask, rather than me just making a funny comment.

    • @UDumFck
      @UDumFck Před 3 lety +1

      Legit thought this was the "biggest crime" he said right after.

    • @casperfevr7358
      @casperfevr7358 Před 3 lety

      Chris 🤣

  • @AustenAlexander
    @AustenAlexander Před 3 lety +594

    2:53 I spit out my food

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    @nicholaslytell2641 Před 3 lety

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  • @iZPhoneMan
    @iZPhoneMan Před rokem +1

    I'm new to your channel. I am a big 2A guy and just found your vids. You have way to much fun doing this. I appreciate it more and more with each vid. Thanks for the great commentary. It's really terrific fun. Keep up the good times.. ---Bubba

  • @n3r0wolfe
    @n3r0wolfe Před 3 lety +170

    this guy was able to get cali to send him 1.2 million, and i didnt even get a single letter back from them after applying 2x

    • @daviduribe004
      @daviduribe004 Před 3 lety +56

      yet the prospect of no voter fraud seems so impossible smh

    • @jackc3727
      @jackc3727 Před 3 lety +2

      It was identity theft.

    • @OspreyKnight
      @OspreyKnight Před 3 lety +10

      Guberment workers doing their best

    • @johndustoncpa5302
      @johndustoncpa5302 Před 3 lety +10

      Yep, that's CA for you.

    • @billgates23yearsago4
      @billgates23yearsago4 Před 3 lety +1

      Me being 13 and cutting grass i cant get unemployment. I've applied 5x now any advice why they are not?

  • @ghost8487
    @ghost8487 Před 3 lety +205

    Donut: tactical man-bun
    Me: "I'll allow it.. this time..."

    • @teddibear1943
      @teddibear1943 Před 3 lety +11

      Pony tail = demonetized.
      Man bun = all right

    • @canuck1234
      @canuck1234 Před 3 lety +1

      lol

    • @SomeGuy-sj1ly
      @SomeGuy-sj1ly Před 3 lety +4

      The hippies got to him

    • @SL4PSH0CK
      @SL4PSH0CK Před 3 lety +1

      i lol'd in this one

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 Před 3 lety +3

      @@teddibear1943 if we wait enough time maybe we can witness the transformation from donut "yoga instructor" to donut "ian mccollum crackhead long-lost cousin"

  • @drew2046
    @drew2046 Před rokem +3

    The cop didn’t even knock over the bike. Im impressed

  • @ryandachenhausen
    @ryandachenhausen Před 3 lety +2

    My Cousin works for the LAPD. He was once out on his bike on duty, and he got a call about a pedophile standing outside a school watching the kids. On the bike he rode towards him at full speed as the suspect was trying to flee. Since my cousin was strapped to the bike while riding, he leaped with the bike onto the suspect taking him down. It ended in the arrest of the pedophile, my cousin getting some back injuries but a sick story.

  • @VallornDeathblade
    @VallornDeathblade Před 3 lety +75

    I'm just imagining the retired K9 taking the time to teach the young-un the best bits to nomnom.
    "See Bork, if you bite here they can wriggle free, but if you go for that tender bit between the legs? Gets em every time."
    Bork: *furious canine note-taking*

    • @JustIn-op6oy
      @JustIn-op6oy Před 3 lety +6

      God damn that is an adorable mental image. Thank you for that.

    • @jonathanbair523
      @jonathanbair523 Před 3 lety +4

      LOL that guy picked the wrong house for sure to do a B&E on.... Love seeing some bork-nom action, but hearing about it will do... The bad guy didn't get the memo... 1 watch for dogs, 2 watch for cops. Epic fail on his part... LOL

    • @VallornDeathblade
      @VallornDeathblade Před 3 lety

      @@jonathanbair523 #0 Watch for Cop Dogs.

  • @mavseveneightnine7379
    @mavseveneightnine7379 Před 3 lety +523

    Completely overkill. Shouldve just tased the bike in the leg.

    • @connerkirkman5828
      @connerkirkman5828 Před 3 lety +5

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @jessd956
      @jessd956 Před 3 lety +2

      HAHAHA 😆

    • @weylinwest9505
      @weylinwest9505 Před 3 lety +25

      That wouldn't have worked. That just would've started the bike's engine.

    • @lewissouster6381
      @lewissouster6381 Před 3 lety +3

      mav seveneightnine yeah but blue man bad 😂

    • @Sheridantank
      @Sheridantank Před 3 lety +2

      If he took a baton and threw it into the front spikes would above been incredible.

  • @adawg3032
    @adawg3032 Před rokem +1

    I love your channel so much man

  • @steventrostle1825
    @steventrostle1825 Před rokem +6

    Sad thing is that there is no end of material for Donut but at least he does it with humor and I appreciate that. Keep up the good work!

    • @-clipz-
      @-clipz- Před 11 měsíci

      John 3:3, ESV: Jesus answered him, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.

  • @stas7378
    @stas7378 Před 3 lety +290

    Man: "kills 3 people and injures 16 policeman"
    Police: "shoot him"
    People: Why did you have to shoot him he didn't do nothing let him go!

    • @zakurn1086
      @zakurn1086 Před 3 lety +3

      Just shoot him in the legs

    • @yeah.2596
      @yeah.2596 Před 3 lety +5

      @@zakurn1086 too dangerous. Might hit an artey or something.... they'll bleed out within minutes.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp Před 3 lety +15

      @@yeah.2596 you say that like its a bad thing.

    • @yeah.2596
      @yeah.2596 Před 3 lety +5

      @@DH-xw6jp It sometimes is, but most of the times it is not a bad thing. Cops just don't shoot people in the legs because it is a small, constantly moving area, almost impossible to hit.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp Před 3 lety +13

      @@yeah.2596 so what you are saying is they need to armed with something they cant miss with.
      Bring out the flammenwharfer!

  • @z-manstone6576
    @z-manstone6576 Před 3 lety +114

    1:26, thumbnail.
    He didn’t even fucking hesitate, he went ALL in.

  • @doctoronishispsychosislab1474

    after a minor binge watch and some previsous xp on ya channel ive subbs coz ya entertaining

  • @roberthuffer6591
    @roberthuffer6591 Před rokem

    3:35. Retired dog to younger dog. “Follow my lead! It’s chow time!”

  • @TannerRichieMain
    @TannerRichieMain Před 3 lety +94

    If you listen closely, you can hear the officer yell “YEET!”

  • @SHearts12
    @SHearts12 Před 3 lety +67

    2:10 the guy should've just rapped about how he was getting "reparations", then the gov would've given him a pass

  • @ksaunders665
    @ksaunders665 Před 3 lety

    I didn't think you'd make a video about this, but I'm glad you did!!

  • @The_Phill_A_Blunt
    @The_Phill_A_Blunt Před rokem

    Nice to see you make your commercials funny

  • @elmSTREETnasty
    @elmSTREETnasty Před 3 lety +119

    I don't know what the guy on the bike did, but he deserved that spear for the skinny jeans alone.

  • @kemosabe0429
    @kemosabe0429 Před 3 lety +507

    Petition for donut to do a whole video in his raycon voice.

  • @specialchunkusa7056
    @specialchunkusa7056 Před 3 lety +6

    Sees two statues of K9s
    “Robber ahh this seems like the right house”

  • @NPCSN
    @NPCSN Před 3 lety +1

    Your channel is literally the only one I actually watch the ads for. 😂

  • @retroliftsprs
    @retroliftsprs Před 3 lety +472

    Everything about these is insane it's almost hard to believe its real life. A chicken attacks cop and slashes his femoral artery. Literally sounds like a family guy skit.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 Před 3 lety +42

      You would be shocked how common people get maimed via knife weilding chickens during cock fights. As a man who owns roosters, they are mighty aggressive and will strike anyone...slap a knife on them spurs and you have a small war machine in your coop

    • @jerellebowens2552
      @jerellebowens2552 Před 3 lety +1

      It really does

    • @scoobsshrooms109
      @scoobsshrooms109 Před 3 lety +12

      Roosters are straight up assholes, give them a weapon and they will kill everything that’s not a female chicken

    • @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922
      @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 Před 3 lety +13

      Real life is often much stupider than fiction

    • @arthurvg2217
      @arthurvg2217 Před 3 lety +3

      To me it is the almost ultimate boss from a Bruce Lee movie, the ultimate Boss is a goose with flamethrower.
      I am French and during the ww2 gooses were used by nazis to prevent intrusion in POW camp. Goose are worst than you think, gooses are Nazi and the worst ones since they were taking no money, only sadistic pleasure.

  • @ryanwilkins3170
    @ryanwilkins3170 Před 3 lety +77

    "Today I'm joined by my co-hosts John and Man-Bun"... I like John. fire the Man-Bun.

  • @albertbattson5836
    @albertbattson5836 Před rokem

    You the man donut keep up the good work

  • @ksdad2two
    @ksdad2two Před rokem

    2:53 That Florida woman is your doppelganger! Lol

  • @pieterdannaux8754
    @pieterdannaux8754 Před 3 lety +72

    This man must've been like "damn should've brought some kryptonite"

  • @IsaacHoweiner
    @IsaacHoweiner Před 3 lety +162

    “Florida womans playin 3d chess”
    Riiiggghhht. Wait hold on a minute…

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 Před 3 lety +3

    The florida woman bit killed me 🤣 that bit was way too funny

  • @jcvanbreugel
    @jcvanbreugel Před rokem

    Nice widow’s peak dude! Your content is great.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 3 lety +1822

    This video is obviously clickbait I didn't see anyone flying around for it to be superman

  • @ajfurnari2448
    @ajfurnari2448 Před 3 lety +22

    2:52 "We got the same haircut"
    Yeah, the same moustache as well

  • @vernonwilmervideo
    @vernonwilmervideo Před 2 lety +4

    I'm gonna forgive the man-bun because you and your videos are super awesome and you rock that stache. Sweet widow's peak too!

  • @chunkycheesemonkey99
    @chunkycheesemonkey99 Před rokem +1

    He made that tackle with olympic form

  • @nitroexpress6294
    @nitroexpress6294 Před 3 lety +45

    My dad's friend had a skull on his desk. He was an accident investigator in the 70s and rules were just loose. He picked up a head, cleaned it and mounted it.

    • @mr.nobody2191
      @mr.nobody2191 Před 3 lety +26

      I'm guessing you're dad's friend likes ghosts because that's how you get ghosts

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull Před 3 lety +8

      If true, that's some serial killer shit.

    • @LoponStormbased
      @LoponStormbased Před 3 lety +12

      Uhh... what? What?! WHAT?!
      I have about a hundred different questions now and I have a feeling I won't be getting answers to any of them even if I tried...
      Wtf...

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq Před 3 lety

      😮

    • @garykain4448
      @garykain4448 Před 3 lety +10

      How often does he mount it?

  • @SouthwoodLex
    @SouthwoodLex Před 3 lety +142

    Title: cop Superman’s guys bike
    Me: WHERE ARE THE LAZER EYES LIAR

    • @AJBAXTER7677
      @AJBAXTER7677 Před 3 lety +2

      "He's getting away!"
      "LAZER LAZER LAZER"

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 Před 3 lety +2

      Someone call Aquaman. Throwing nets at the bikers would probably be effective at stopping them too.

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 Před 3 lety +2

      Nah laser eyes would be more homelander

    • @alberto5770
      @alberto5770 Před 3 lety

      @Darwyn Rowland ok, but only if he starts with rioters first.

  • @hamwallet8446
    @hamwallet8446 Před rokem

    I love the “OOF” he puts in them😂😂😂

  • @mostlyanchors168
    @mostlyanchors168 Před 2 lety

    This is the ONLY youtuber who’s promotions I actually look forward to. The rest I can’t skip fast enough.

  • @roughhouse2232
    @roughhouse2232 Před 3 lety +50

    Gonna have to start calling him Croissant Operator if he is gonna keep rocking that man bun.

  • @robz6306
    @robz6306 Před 3 lety +29

    0:12 Your house without Simplisafe.

  • @dannylaw7367
    @dannylaw7367 Před 3 lety +23

    God bless that fine FHP officer with the flying take down. I live in south Florida and we're all just sick and tired of these punk thugs intimidating the entire public and laughing at police while most departments simply let anarchy reign. I've seen a hundred of these punks shutting down intersections for 10 minutes, going through all the red lights and drinking on the way. We're witnessing the decline of a nation that starts with all the crooked politicians getting away with anything they please, and then follows the break down of law and order. It breaks my heart.

  • @AnikaJarlsdottr
    @AnikaJarlsdottr Před 3 lety +7

    "and you can guess how well that turned out... they ate him" xD

  • @Out_Rumble_Back
    @Out_Rumble_Back Před 3 lety +44

    The K9 story made me laugh. I had two k9 German Shepard’s accidentally let loose on me when I was a church missionary going house to house in the backwoods of Washington state. Fortunately the officers thought it was a squirrel their dogs were excited about and not two young men coming to knock on their door, which caused the dogs to not know what to do when they came outside. One of the two K9’s nipped at my coat sleeves but that was the worst of any sort of “bite” I received thankfully, and shortly after that the officers came out and called the dogs off saving us.
    Too close a call honestly those damn dogs were HUUUUGE

    • @rikovladimir8655
      @rikovladimir8655 Před 3 lety +4

      I would've shat my pants

    • @Out_Rumble_Back
      @Out_Rumble_Back Před 3 lety

      @@rikovladimir8655 almost did

    • @Out_Rumble_Back
      @Out_Rumble_Back Před 3 lety

      @@matthewlutterman6388 from my limited experience previously asking K9 handlers who visited my middle school/highschool and they definitely said running away only ramps their drive to chase. The second is dog body language, instinctually in the split second they came out of the door and saw us their body language was friendly/curious yet confused. Not hostile or aggressive like when they know they’re “on the job”. Because we had come to their home and because they were in a playful mood when let out of the house this led them to be thankfully unsure what to do with us.

    • @Out_Rumble_Back
      @Out_Rumble_Back Před 3 lety

      @@matthewlutterman6388 plus I would definitely be in some deep shit if I had harmed either one of those K9 officers dogs. They’re expensive to begin with and they’re beloved by their human officer parters, wouldn’t have been good for me.

  • @driveman6490
    @driveman6490 Před 3 lety +50

    Cop: "Hands behind your back"
    Perp: "Si Senior"
    Cop: "Do you have any guns, knives, needles, sharp things, modified cock-fighting roosters with razor sharp instruments attached to thier talons"?

    • @imyourhuckleberry7931
      @imyourhuckleberry7931 Před 3 lety +3

      Look up gamecock gaffs and read about them. Some of the sharpest things that you can find. If you handle some really well made ones, sometimes you'll look down at you're hand a minute or two later and have blood all over.

    • @e_miguel_8317
      @e_miguel_8317 Před 3 lety

      Gamefowl roosters ain’t no joke man 😂 there’s birds that are aggressive towards people aka “man fighters” and if it got a short blade on him and he sees you in the derby that bird gon cut you 😂

    • @hotdogvendor5259
      @hotdogvendor5259 Před 3 lety +1

      Filipinos don't speak spanish

    • @ThatDjinn
      @ThatDjinn Před 3 lety

      @@e_miguel_8317 Chickens are one of the closest living relatives to dinosaurs. Imagine a raptor bearing down on you with a razorblade in it's claws.
      It's funny but scary at the same time.

    • @24Mossberg
      @24Mossberg Před 3 lety

      No shit...

  • @jacobmcravin2123
    @jacobmcravin2123 Před 3 lety

    Your raycon add had some major Gus Johnson videos and I love it

  • @bebebutterbub1344
    @bebebutterbub1344 Před 2 lety

    That killer chicken is a new one to me. I mean wow, what did they tell the officers loves ones? “How it hap?He got murdered by a chicken.”That just really sucks/insulting.Hard to believe. This channel has all the special cop stories. I love this channel.

  • @kilagen0001
    @kilagen0001 Před 3 lety +67

    The "Bitches love my mustache" picture is from Brutalmoose's Simtown video.

  • @josephsherman5288
    @josephsherman5288 Před 3 lety +65

    Bro, dude should have eaten the whole cheesecake, zero evidence. Kryme

  • @dale1809
    @dale1809 Před rokem +1

    4:32 it makes me happy the retired dog got to get his teeth dug in one more time I bet that was fun for him with his friend dog lol

  • @depressedastronaut1489

    Thanks for the skull with sunglasses idea I’m using that

  • @LegoJoshjayjedi780
    @LegoJoshjayjedi780 Před 3 lety +159

    I’m a simple guy. I see donut, I click and like

    • @jt1364
      @jt1364 Před 3 lety +4

      That's usually the case for me too but I was stopped in my tracks trying to figure out that thang on donuts head :|

    • @CrypticRite
      @CrypticRite Před 3 lety +2

      I, as well, am a donut simp.

    • @cheddardonut
      @cheddardonut Před 3 lety +2

      Just a simple man trying to watch his way through every donut operator video in the universe

    • @allisonwinchester3108
      @allisonwinchester3108 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cheddardonut good luck on your journey, you brave soul.

    • @ItsOverFatKid
      @ItsOverFatKid Před 3 lety +1

      Simp. Lol

  • @wylinout2257
    @wylinout2257 Před 3 lety +92

    When did Post Malone remove his face tattoos??
    And why does he sound like Donut Operator??
    JK 🤣🤣 Thx for vid drop DO 👍

    • @SL4PSH0CK
      @SL4PSH0CK Před 3 lety +3

      Man i cant still get over w/ the getup

  • @BatJordo
    @BatJordo Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks for the tip Donut. Your PSA on headphones saved me thousands, now I’m not eating so many ear buds.

  • @mikeb2420
    @mikeb2420 Před 2 lety +1

    I thought the "biggest crime" committed in this video was going to be the man bun, but raisins in Mac and cheese IS pretty unforgivable too.

  • @goatgod2009
    @goatgod2009 Před 3 lety +181

    Watching this channel has taught me I can get rich by stealing lots of money as long as I don't post evidence of it on social media. 👍

    • @Heicarius
      @Heicarius Před 3 lety +6

      Pog moment

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 Před 3 lety +20

      Well, it is apparently hard to resist from making a rap video, once you stole something.

    • @a_fatality
      @a_fatality Před 3 lety +1

      Thieves always get caught.

    • @muddyhotdog4103
      @muddyhotdog4103 Před 3 lety +1

      They go hand and hand tho

    • @faceplants2
      @faceplants2 Před 3 lety +4

      @@a_fatality
      ... Or elected to Congress

  • @sneaky1296
    @sneaky1296 Před 3 lety +72

    “He should have tased him instead of scraping his knees like that”

  • @Wildchild94
    @Wildchild94 Před měsícem

    😂😂😂😂😂 that retired Bork Bork waking up like ( is this a dream? I 😮😮 I really get to do my job one more time!!?!? ) Nom Nom Nom 😂

  • @nuggetstealer4283
    @nuggetstealer4283 Před 3 lety

    This is far better than any news station man.

  • @thedec0ded1
    @thedec0ded1 Před 3 lety +40

    Finally, some news that doesn’t make me want to move to Switzerland!

  • @imatsoup5304
    @imatsoup5304 Před 3 lety +50

    “An officer went to break up a cockfight” that caught me off guard.

  • @AkoSiGundam69
    @AkoSiGundam69 Před 2 lety +1

    Commissioner Outlaw. That would be my new gamer tag. Thanks Donut!

  • @DAdamTrammell
    @DAdamTrammell Před 11 měsíci

    Everyone knows the only thing more dangerous than a chicken with a knife, is a fish with bicycle.

  • @weylinwest9505
    @weylinwest9505 Před 3 lety +65

    I'll fix your title for you.
    "Cop YEETS biker off of Motorcycle"
    You're welcome.

  • @mr.bullet6087
    @mr.bullet6087 Před 3 lety +97

    Peasful protestors: "trying to kill cops"
    Also peaceful protestor when a fight between them begins : CALL THE COPS

  • @serpenz983
    @serpenz983 Před 2 lety

    The voice you use for you intro commercials is GOLD!!! LMAO

  • @woodbarber6679
    @woodbarber6679 Před 3 lety +4

    “and we got the same haircut”. You kill me.

  • @fooliganvlogs
    @fooliganvlogs Před 3 lety +870

    Lol I’ve had this happen and it’s still funny.

  • @ChainedPhantom
    @ChainedPhantom Před 3 lety +9

    Donut, if you read this, that Tenessee fireplace skull story is alot weirder than you said. *lol* The missing guy was the previous owner of the house where the skull was on the fireplace wearing sunglasses. Apparently, the current home owners dog came up on the porch with the skull, one day, and the homeowner thought it was just a pretty cool Halloween prop that the dog found, so kept it to decorate the house.
    The police in the area have since combed the property several times, and haven't found any trace of the rest of the skeleton.

  • @MikeT-TheRetiredColonel

    "You can guess what happened on that one: they ate him" - I died and went to heaven with that one, that's DO for making my early morning all-nighter ;) lol

  • @jeremyhahn2478
    @jeremyhahn2478 Před rokem

    Those raisins in Mac&Cheese has to be the biggest crime ever discussed on this channel.

  • @tiddiesprinkles
    @tiddiesprinkles Před 3 lety +31

    "We got the same haircut"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jt1364
      @jt1364 Před 3 lety

      🤦‍♀️

  • @BAD_HOBO
    @BAD_HOBO Před 3 lety +27

    Philipino Cop: **Tries to arrest Chicken**
    Cucco: So you chosen death. 🐔

  • @RileyWuzzHere
    @RileyWuzzHere Před 2 lety +1

    “We got the same hair cut“ I LOST IT! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @munanyo3485
    @munanyo3485 Před rokem +1

    The second I saw the slow-mo of the cop tackling that guy, I had to like the video.

  • @Doggio_
    @Doggio_ Před 3 lety +17

    6:55 "spicy air" Is it just me or does that look kind of like a M67? Eh same thing, it'll work against the rioters too.

    • @BonesCapone
      @BonesCapone Před 3 lety +5

      extremely spicy air. So spicy it'll make you sweat blood.

  • @howardstark
    @howardstark Před 3 lety +102

    I'm conflicted. I usually refer to "man buns" as "douche doughnuts."
    I suppose since it's TACTICAL, and he's "Donut", I just diffused the situation without being a Social Worker.
    Go me. Go Donut.👍🏻

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick Před 3 lety +1

      *The system works!!*

    • @joelkosinski5094
      @joelkosinski5094 Před 3 lety +6

      I still don’t like man buns

    • @BlueDart1971
      @BlueDart1971 Před 3 lety +5

      If you like eating man meat then I guess a man bun is okay. Wait what the hell am I saying. A man bun is not okay in any situation. I would be embarrassed to have a bun even if I was donut.

    • @drtm1718
      @drtm1718 Před 3 lety +2

      Joel Kosinski They look goofy as hell and inappropriate on men, but I've had chicks put my hair in a bun before, and sometimes it's just convenient.

    • @juice6199
      @juice6199 Před 3 lety +1

      @@joelkosinski5094 Well, thanks for your opinion Joel I'm sure Donut will cut it off immediately

  • @billthebutcher1780
    @billthebutcher1780 Před 3 lety +7

    Your personality is great. You make me want to be less serious and to be more relaxed. Thank you

  • @fenix6297
    @fenix6297 Před 11 měsíci

    Mac and Cheese with raisins is a food crime. A Culinary Class A felony.
    Minimum sentence - Electric Chair TWICE

  • @boat02
    @boat02 Před 3 lety +52

    Ah yes the good ol femoral artery, one of the reasons why leg shots are a bad idea.

    • @aaronrasberry179
      @aaronrasberry179 Před 3 lety +2

      as opposed to a body shot?

    • @Colterkni801
      @Colterkni801 Před 3 lety +15

      @@aaronrasberry179 Arm and leg shots can be just as lethal as a shot to the chest. Plus they’re a harder target to hit, which can result in missing and hitting unintended objects, like innocent bystanders. Plus the only reason you fire your weapon is to stop a deadly threat. Don’t wanna be shot? Don’t be a deadly threat to the officers or the community.

    • @SWHovler
      @SWHovler Před 3 lety +9

      @@aaronrasberry179 there's no real good spot to shoot someone. Besides, if a psycho is coming after you with a weapon, you're probably not going to be thinking about the most humane place to put a bullet in them... if you can even aim that well in the short reactionary time slot you may have in the moment. Plus, in most cases like that, it's kill or be killed. whether you're a cop or not

    • @soulfuzz368
      @soulfuzz368 Před 3 lety +2

      @@SWHovler that’s his point methinks

    • @artmallory970
      @artmallory970 Před 3 lety +1

      A leg shot is far less likely to cause death compared to a body/head shot, where all your critical organs are

  • @themightypen1530
    @themightypen1530 Před 3 lety +9

    @1:32 That is a pretty sweet take-down. I bet he played ball in college.

  • @ChrisTheMemeMan
    @ChrisTheMemeMan Před 3 lety +1

    You're one if the only youtubers who can get me to watch an ad read.