Germany and Russia in a Nutshell
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Germany and Russia in a Nutshell Best Vodka and Beer! :D
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GyLala, when is my British Empire in a nutshell | Countryballs Animation i posted it please reply
Antarctica in a nutshell
Hello
Idc!
Germany and Russia In A Nutshell:
Poland: Confused screaming
هم اكو عراقي مثلي 😂😂
@@Lordgames-nz9ve 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 lol i never knew that!!!
@@Nico-pq2ky kid?
@@iraqimaps4271 sorry about that
Germany has a strong economy and Russia has a strong military. So if you were to attack both... good night.
Russia and germany attacks poland
Poland: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*gute nacht*
But dont forget uk they have tea
World War 2 yeah?
@Evil Erik ok I will look
Some other country: mentions other drink/food
Russia and Germany:
*whomst has summoned the almighty one*
Lol
Mexico: Tacos the best!
Russia:“TRIGGERRRRRRED”
Canada: maple syrup
Germany: ''TRIGGERRRRRRD
turkey:KUEBUABS
russia and germany:*TRIGGGERRRRREDD*
Imagine how much times he had to copy and paste vodka and beer
Haha you're thinking hard about that xp
Me: Oh, this is gonna be NICE!!
Also Me: Wait a minute, let's go back
GyLala had posted AOC2: Germany-Russia Timelapse, 4 weeks ago
Me: So i am confusin
Top
It’s not such a great time for u Japanese empire since ur watching Russia meaning THE SOVIET UNION
the teacher asks me. How the 3rd world war started.
Me: when the french say that bread is better then beer . 🤣🤣
sa
Lol
@@walterbeyaz27_ as
Not funny
Didn't laugh
@@Cielazule no
Germany and russia: beer and vodka will conquer the world
UK: HOLD MY TEA!!!!
Turkey = Tea
But CZcams:
U.K = Tea
OH SH*T YOURE RIGHT O-O
Ceylon = tea wth
Tea tast so bad🤮
Tea = paper
@@akmihal3676 thats not true.even if its true,is chinese and british pople muslim?no no no.tea is a traditional thing in turks.its not about religion.its traditional thing in china and britain either.but the most drinking the nation is the turks.%99.if you visit turkey you will see.
@@akmihal3676 no no no
Morocco : tea
Just look at my name
Russia: Germany has the best beer!
Czechia: *Are you sure about that?*
You forgot about belgium
@Товарищ LighTZY Uhhhh... nope
@@ProstoTema31 YES!
Czech Republic and Poland: *have stronger alcohol*
ehm ehm.....finland
A joke for everyone:
Russian man: *Calls windows tech support*
Russian man: Help! I can't open windows!
Tech support: We'll be right there to help fix your problem.
Tech support man: *Arrives*
Russian man: I can't open windows! points to his windows
Tech support man: *I'll help fix that. rolls blinds up*
Tech support man: Now you should be able to open your windows.
Russian man: No. Windows are heavy. It is very hard.
Tech support man: I'll try to open it. *attempts to open window* It is very hard to open this.
Tech support man: *calls Home Depot* I need your help. Come to this house to open this man's window.
Home Depot: We've got you covered. *drives to the house*
Home Depot: *tries to open window* We can't do it.
Russian man: I will try and call my German friend. He is very strong. calls his friend
Everyone in the house: *Waits for German friend to arrive*
German man: I flew all the way here from Deutschland! I will fix your fenster! *actually opens all the windows all the way*
House: *Gets very cold (- 100 degrees c)*
The Finnish friend: *Shows up to the house for no reason* It's so hot in here! Magically changes into swimsuit
Tech support guy: Does anyone here actually have a computer?
Russian, German and Finnish man: Yeah! We all have macbooks.
Tech support guy: :0
Home Depot: Does anyone need help with their home?
Russian, German and Finnish man: Yes. We need to expand our yards.
Russian guy: Help me expand my yard so my vodka can bring my sons to yard.
German guy: You must expand my yard so my beer brings my sons to yard!
Finnish guy: You have to expand my yard so my snow & alcohol mixture can bring my sons to yard.
Tech support guy: How old are your sons?
Russian man: Our sons are all 5 years old.
Home Depot guy: *confused screaming*
Windows tech support
@@NinjaPheonix26 xD Have a great day!
@@waluigi3330 You too; the reason i said Windows Tech Support is I was using *windows* 10
@@NinjaPheonix26 Ok! Thank you!
All this for just one *confused screaming* joke?
I love how Germany just has two continents.
We expanded a while ago. It's kinda habit.
@@juliushauck3981 british technically had 1 area in every continent aka australia canada uk hong kong and Egypt also idc about antartica I am sure british landing have been there
@@BLOCKYCFBREAL for sure. It's hard to find a place that wasn't "isited" by the britisch. You don't ask a woman for her age, a man for his salary and the british museum for the heritage of it's artefacts. :-D
Now 4
We will never leave this CZcamsr gylala he is so great and we love him I love his videos are the best keep it up
H
Yeah right
His videos suck.
No story,the map sucks,the war frames suck etc.
You will see that when you get older
Max Saas shut up
he do not do austria in a nutshell
Germany anexx Africa.
Poland: thats interesting
Switzerland: im so tight
That sounds so wrong I-
@@alofii6106 For Poland or Africa?
NATO will help Poland ;)
@@nato5868 Yes, exacly NATO xd
@@tgrepofdemontrania800 lol
Germany: Hey russia let's be allies!
Russia: Oh okay- *gets ww2 flashbacks*
Germany has a good economy and Russia a good military, we should unite to Gerussia and we can take over the world
Germany + Russia = best ship
@Rafael Stevan ok cool bro
India : can I join
Germany Chan x Russia Senpai
UK: Are you sure ?
Antarctica in a nutshell those who want like here
Yea plz do Antarctica.
just for entatainmemt
@¿ Denver Well it is a continent
Antarctica is a Continent nut a country
I'm here so early
The video hasn't even started yet
Same, last time 2 hours too early
U lucky lel.
Last time 5 minutes too too tooo EARLY!!!
Germany: Russia has the best vodka
Russia: Germany has the best beer
After Germany and Russia drink beer and Vodka:D R U N K
Poland and usa: IM GOING TO PLUTO NOW
nobody:
germany and russia when someone says other drink/food: excuse me what the f**k
dude no you and gylala live in other reality all the time with this "in a nutshell" videos
Pedro Carlos it’s a joke calm down
@@awesomeman675 wtf is funny about this
Pedro Carlos it's a nutshell bruh
@@pedrocarlos9268 r/whooooooosh
Poland be like: (O_O)
when Poland is not divided in a Germany and Russia video
@Comrade LighTZY dude. Its not true. And im saying it as a Pole. Its just astereotyphe
@Comrade LighTZY we need to leave this "union"
Awesome Countries with those Very good Beer and Vodka even though it was need to be limited, to us.
Great countries by the way Love your funny thumbnails.
100% great nutshell.
New sub wohoo!!!.
Perfect ending: Russia and Germany became friends
Germany: Russia has the best vodka
Russia: Germany has the best beer
Czech republic: **angry bohemian noises**
Belgiums got good beer to
COMMUNISM
Video: **exists**
Poland: **Confused screaming**
Igaz
Poland Never screams
@@miklos4100 Na ugye!
Szegény Lengyelország :(
@Tamás Dupcsák ja
@Comrade LighTZY Oh yeah. I forgot about that.
This makes my day good
idea: germany and russia in a nutshell 2
russia: ugh i'am feel so bad, i think i get a revolution
germany: i will help you russia
russian rebels: *surpisingly won the revolution in few weeks*
russia: oh no!
russian rebels: *being new country (there are no russia left) *
germany: why did i have lost the battle?! whyy
greece: aand bad economy again, i guess
germany: yes, you right-mein gott! i got revolution too
Europe: we will help you
german rebels: *won the revolution*
germany: what?
german rebels: i won
german rebels being new country and no german left
russian rebels( soviet onion): now, lets take some land
-lithuania, latvia, estonia, belarus, khazakhstan, uzbekistan, kyrgyztan, tajikistan, turkmenistan, armenia, azerbaijan, georgia-: no! no war please
soviet onion: ok
ukraine: i'am with war
-lithuania, latvia, estonia, belarus, khazakhstan, uzbekistan, kyrgyztan, tajikistan, turkmenistan, armenia, azerbaijan, georgia-: we are on soviet onion side
ukraine: *nuclear contamination mode: on*
ukraine: three eyed frogs! help meee
three eyed frogs helping ukraine
ukraine start won the battle one by one
soviet onion: *vodka mode: on*
belarus: it still cant won the battle
german rebels(fourth reich): ok i'll help
fourth reich help soviet onion
ukraine: i surrender
soviet onion: nah, and then you'll join me? right?
-lithuania, latvia, estonia, belarus, khazakhstan, uzbekistan, kyrgyztan, tajikistan, turkmenistan, armenia, azerbaijan, georgia-:yes
lithuania, latvia, estonia, belarus, khazakhstan, uzbekistan, kyrgyztan, tajikistan, turkmenistan, armenia, azerbaijan, and georgia join soviet onion
fourth reich: now lets invade euro-
france: i surrender!
fourth reich:-pe, nah, good before i start war, france was already surrender, so, for the rest of europe, prepare for battle
-norway, denmark, belgium, monaco, netherland, luxembourg, uk, austria, czechia, hungary, slovenia, croatia, serbia, bosnia, montenegro, kosovo, north macedonia-: not for all
fourth reich get invaded by europe
fourth reich: before i am gone, i want your help, soviet!
soviet onion: ok i help you
soon, fourth reich get all europe
USA: whatt?! those damn russia and germany controled europe! i declare war
fourth reich and soviet onion: why you declare war? lets join our gang, and we promise we will give you vodka and beer
USA: i don't like it, i like coca-cola with all my hearth
fourth reich and soviet onion: we miss one point; we will give you oils
USA: oil?! let me join your gang
fourth reich and soviet onion: nah good
years latter
poland: thanks god, i dont believe they dont invade me
end
I never thought the day I see that russia and Germany are nice to each other even though germany still hasn't paid WW2 repensations.
Just finished paying them off
The reason why tea won
*CAUSE WHEN THEY DROPPED THE TEA IT WAS EXTREMELY HOT*
Tea ----------
F*&^ you uk
@@chanzho9961 rude
@@chanzho9961 fuck u to
@@killrproductions7411 oh these kids try to reply to my old comment get out of my way you dickheads
France: baguette
Germany and Russia: triggered
Italy: i love pizza
Germany and Russia: me too, i dont wanna destroy u, u are my friend
Italy:🍝🍕🍺🍺🍾🍾
🥤🍫🥛⚫= BOBA
Nobody :
Great Brittain: TEA!
China: Bat soup for everyone
Germany and Russia: oh fuck
BRUH
new title: alcohol in a nutshell
1:20 love how there are 2 Russias
3:16 Russia: BEST VODKA EMPIRE! POWER VODKA!!!!
Russia and Germany: Attacks Canada
Me: TRIGGERED
ВОДКА ПИВО ВОДКА ПИВО!ПОД КОНЕЦ КАРПАРОТИВА!!!!ПОД ВОСТОЧНЫЕ МОТИВЫ!ВЫПОЛНЯЕМ НОРМАТИВЫ!!!!1!!!1!
ВОДКА ПИВО ВОДКА ПИВО!ПОД КОНЕЙ КАРПАРОТИВА! ТЫ УХОДИШЬ ТАК КРАСИВО!БЫЛО КРУТО ВСЕМ СПАСИБО!!!
@Zorawar Bharaj I am Russian is just a song
В России больше чай пьют чем водку :)
Somebody: likes something
Germany and russia: *TTTTRRRRRRIIIIGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRREEEEDDDDD*
UK is bed end i love germany,russia end balkan
UK IS GREAT >:(
Why would you sleep in UK
since UK is a bed (that is a joke)
France and Italy in a nutshell
Armenia in a nutshell
finland in a nutshell
Shut up boomers
@@purelyaura 𝗦𝗛𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗨𝗣.
ªªªªªªªªª *screams in silence*
Russia: Germany has the best beer!
Czech: Excuse me
Switzerland: chocolate
China: spider
Japan: garlic coca cola/ octopus
Mexico: taco
Hungary: töltött káposzta
Etc...
When Germany and Russia conquest France doenst see when conquest French Guyana
Gylala: uploads Germany and Poland in a nutshell
Poland: ah sh*t here we go again
Russia*
You mean russia?
@Comrade LighTZY uh poland is not a puppet state
@Comrade LighTZY used to* as of now poland has almost no associations with germany apart from that part of poland was germany once, also poland has defended the uk in ww2 from germany soo.
@Comrade LighTZY "muslim population in poland has doubled" source? 😂
I subscribe to this channel for almost 2 years
Germany: beer beer beer beer beer beer b e e r
Russia: vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka v o d k a
Piano Fantasia: mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu mu m u s i c
Hotel: TrIvAgO
Turkey: UK, your tea is fake. **triggered** **declares war**
India: UK, your tea is colonialism **triggered** **declares war**
Everyone: Oh s***
Fun fact: 50% of these people watching/commenting are underage children.
Ikr
Wow
I’m 20 years old lol
How’d you know?
@MusikFan_35 hi from north germa-
Wait
Please make part 2 of this
it's good that germany and russia is stuck with there friendship :)
#german
#russian
Gylala: wow these animations are hard work...welp imma get some rest
Some small countrys: *gib nutshell video*
I came here. Bc..
My mom is german and my dad is Russian and I'm learning Italian in my school in England, and my best friend is from France
Your dad is SOVIET. It's 11 PM in Moscow.
Now,lilhannahbear uwu
What do u see is visible confussion
So
Visible/confusion/ sees german/sees communist/ russian/ facist/im blyatiful so i maybe stop right now!
Mr. Worldwide
And hi I’m learning English in America
C O N N E C T I O N S !
3:05 Beer-Vodka Canadian formed
I wish thf Germany and Russia be friends because i love Russia. Then Russia will be democratic like Germany 🇩🇪 my country where im live. 🇷🇺 that country where i want to live for future (alternative).
The rest of the world be like: nice film!
Please add this
Idea:
Name: sweden in nutlesh 2
"Russia takes finland"
Russia: sweden your turn
"War started"
Russia: how u are so strong?
Sweden: pewdiepie power!
Russia: oh no!
"Sweden takes all russia:
All: omg
Pewdiepie republic: its better
Pewdiepie republic: europe is pewdiepie
Europe: please no!
"Pewdiepie takes all europe"
???: pewdiepie, i will take u all!
Pewdiepie republic: who are u?
T-series: hello
Pewdiepie: oh sh*t
"T-series takes pewdiepie and resets all"
everyone: thank you t-series!
Yes he will add
TFU
OK, OK OK
How can T-series win if Piewdiepie republic had so many land?
Like, you know, Russia is big
hmm added
@@GyLala thank you
@yeetmusic Oh! I didn't noticed IT, haha, thanks
Friends never fights
🇮🇹🤝🇩🇪
Japan in a nutshell
Japan:I like katana
South Korea:I like knife
Japan:triggered
Japan:more katana
Japan:Who join my katana
North Korea:No I love nukes
Japan:Triggered!!!!!
Japan:I love katana mor katana!
Japan:hey Asian
Asian:What
Japan:do you want katanas
Asian:No!!!!!!!!!!!
Japan:OK :( war!
Japan:Super power
Japan:Europe is my country!
Europe:no!!!!
Americans: oh I we have magic wand we set back the countries
Japan:No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Germany: I have the best beers!
The entirety of Czechia: Doubt
Shut up
@@Directed2212 Czechia has the best beer. Not Germany.
@@flaming_exe No
@@Henryyyyyyyyyyyy1 yes
Your Beer is nothing compared to the german giants like Krombacher and Warsteiner.
I love how russia owns all of Asia for a while in the vid.
Germany : Beer Beer
Russia: Vodka Vodka
Poland: Dumplings Dumplings :D
This is so fun ;D
When there is an alternate world where this all happened in real life
i think if russia got it's full independence and would be qualified enough to join the european union
Well 😂 at least , Alaska is in Russian hand again for long time😂
The beer looks good
This Is like Beer And Vodka + Tea
An alliance of germany and russia would actually change the world.
[beer and vodka failed]
me: i like vodka
germany: why not "beer"
me: ...
also me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
War just because of different favorite food... Oh wow
So basically Germany will be the Father, Russia the Mother and the rest the kids
Wth
Idea:
Name: sweden in nutlesh 2
"Russia takes finland"
Russia: sweden your turn
"War started"
Russia: how u are so strong?
Sweden: pewdiepie power!
Russia: oh no!
"Sweden takes all russia:
All: omg
Pewdiepie repiblic: its better
Pewdiepie republic: europe is pewdiepie
Europe: please no!
"Pewdiepie takes all europe"
???: pewdiepie, i will take u all!
Pewdiepie republic: who are u?
T-series: hello
Pewdiepie: oh sh*t
"T-series takes pewdiepie and resets all"
everyone: than you t-series!
Title: Germany and Russia
Me: Oh, goodbye Poland. It was nice to met you.
@Comrade LighTZY Wait Wait Wait whatt
L..Like Im from Poland and uhm I don't know anything
@@mapleisdying6836 he is bullsh*tting
Finland: wait, that’s my job
Me: **tasting beer in my whole life for the first time**
Hey gylala, found my netherlands in a nutshell idea, is it good?
Netherlands in a nutshell
Netherlands:ugh, my dams aren’t big enough
Netherlands has war with Belgium
Belgium: WHat THE HECK??????
Netherlands: sorry, it’s for your own good
Netherlands wins
Netherlands: wait, why I do that, I could have just made lands
Netherlands makes all of the Atlantic land and claims it all
World except Swiss: WHAT THE heck??????
Netherlands: lol, Dutch empire 2
Everyone: What? NOOOOO!!!!!
Netherlands takes over world
Netherlands: hmmm, I’m big but not enough, I know!
Netherlands drains all of the ocean
Netherlands: yes, big enough!
Rebels: well soon it will be ours
Netherlands: what?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rebels win
World is back to normal, india is labeled as t series, and Sweden is labeled as pewdiepie
To be continued
How, according to my great-great-great grandfather, they shared Poland with the Germans
*germany and russia in nutshell*
Poland: ah sh here we go again
I love maps and flags❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
A logosnd
*Triggered becuz USA get defeat*
It would be funny if it happened in real life
@@instantinople3796 yeah
@@instantinople3796 funny and better
@@instantinople3796 it did that is the funny part
USA so Smug he (she XD) can be defetad
When both rivals in WW2 like they're own drinks:
TEA CAN'T BEAT BEER AND VODKA!!!!
!WARNING!
!!!Only Poles disliked this video!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
True.
Cause I am a pole lel
XD
@@Hervef I am german XD
Just gonna y know copy and paste something:
Vietnam in a nutshell:
Vietnam: time to form rice empire
Rice Empire: conquers indochina, Indian subcontinent, and east indies
Tries to invade China but fails
Rice Empire:What How?!?
China: because everything is MADE IN CHINA
America: grrr
sees vietnam
Vietnam was flashbacks
America: run meme plays*
oh and this: Bhutan in a Nutshell (Sorry if this is bad: first idea)
India, China, Russia are talking.
Bhutan comes: Hi
India, China, Russia: who are you
Bhutan: :( I need to make an empire. I'll call it the thunder dragon empire
Invades/fire breaths china, india, nepal, myanmaar, the koreas, pakistan, indochina
Invades japan.
Bhutan: wait why can't I invade you
Japan: cause I'm an island and water beats fire
Bhutan: loses empire and border resets
or
India, China, Russia are talking.
Bhutan comes: Hi
India, China, Russia: who are you
Bhutan: :( I need to make an empire. I'll call it the thunder dragon empire
Invades/fire breaths china, india, nepal, myanmaar, the koreas, pakistan, indochina
Bhutan: forms a dragon shape borders.
Bhutan: wakes up and realizes it was all just a dream.
@@historyforsigmas making 2 ideas will be hard option.
I have idea is Vietnam war too
Wait you forgot the philippines
@@Hervef ik one idea for one and maybe one for another
Germany and Russia: talking about vodka and beer
UK: ima end these mens’ whole career
I love the music!!!!!!!
Hungary in a Nutshell:
Hungray:Ahhhhh whata beautiful day TO TAKE TRANSILVANIA NO ROMANIA??
Romania:What the heck do you wanna huh?I never give up.
Hungary:Seem that GYLALA is helping everybody maybe I will make him the king why not.
Romania:Do whatever you want just dont take Transilvania.
Hungary:uGHHHH Next time byeeee.
Gylala:Why are you so nervous Hungary?
Hungary:Well I wanna transilvania sooo so much but can't.So annoying
Gylala;Well look again I can recreate the empire and you can take the world.
Hungary:...I was thinking to make you the emperor/king.Do you want to be the king???
Gylala:Hmmmmm....Ok then LETS DO IT OTTO VAN HASSBURG MOD ACTIVATED.
Hungary:Mwahahahahahah
*Hungary declare war on everybody*
AFTER deafiting Europe:
Russia:Oh hell NO!!!
Austro-Hungarian Super Empire:Go down wih the communism!!!
Austo-Hungarian Super Empire:I am almost at Moscow get readyyyyyy OTTO IS NERVOUS RUSSIA HAHHAHAHA!!!
Russia:Umm Not today Mr. OTTO VAN HASSBURG get ready stopid empire.
Austro....:Umm I reachhed Moscow there is no one wait whatttaaa daaa?????!!!!
*Russia drops the vary vary big tsar bomb*
*USSR MUSIC PLAYS*
AUSTRO....:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGHHHYAYAAGGAAAAYAGAH!!!!!!
Gylala:I should leave the country sorry Hungary
*The world resets back*
Its too weird
Beer vodka: F-
Tea: S+
Dates: C-
Tzatziki?
Tzatziki: E-
Bread (French): B+
German russia S++++++++++++++++++++++
Russia:Vodka
Germany:Beeeer
France:Baguette
Russia:We change name
Germany:ok
Russia and germany into Russia-Germany
Usa:Coke
Russia-Germany:good
Africa:we dont like food
India and italy:Piiiiiiizzza
Canada:Maple leaf and syrup is good
Russia-Germany:TRIGERED TRIGERED AGAIN
Uk:Hey i got a power
Russia-germany:Pls no
uk:TEA DROPS
Return
All:Thank uk
Uk:You are welcome
Russia and germany:PLSSSS NO
Beer and vodka is FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But i love coke and vodka
the end
0:41 you laugh you get annexed
Welp UK is the most powerful times of tea that he creates because tea is the best right?
I *do not* approve of the ending.
Russia: Vodka
Germany: Beer
Philippines: JOLIBEEEEEE
Bro russia and germany almost made me laugh when they spam "beer" and "vodka"
3:21 Japan love Sake (is japanese beer)
3:18 Turkey is a not Asia country Turkey is a Europan country
umarım ironidir
Alper Karakaş değiş:D
@@muslumanzombi3683 xD
Nobody :
Germany and Russia in a nutshell:
Poland :
*things couldn’t get worse..*
Uhh... Hello Gylala... can you tell where do get these maps... I can't wait to get them. I Want to be a Conqueror too but I need Maps. Im just free painting everything hehehe.
Germany and Russia: Beer, Vodka all lands.... Germany and Russia WAR!!!
Poland: *Intense sweating*