Super Mario 64: Weird Route. "JUMPMAN, JUMPMAN, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU'D BE ABLE TO DO IT." "KILLING ALL THOSE [Daves and Schmoes], THROWING [Babies to the abyss], YANKING THEIR NOSES..." "AND DOING IT FOR NO REASON AT ALL!?" "YOU KNOW THe [Saying]: "IF IT'S TO HELP [SPAMTON G. SPAMTON], THEN IT'S OKAY!!!" " "YET, YOU [Woke Up And Chose Violence.]" "HUH? YOU MEAN YOU DID IT TO SAVE YOUR [Hochi mama]?" "Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!!" "WHY SPEND YOUR [Life-Time Supply] SAVING [Local singles in your area] WHEN YOU COULD GET BIG WITH YOUR DEAR FRIEND SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!?!?" "Wait." "THAT'S RIGHT JUMPMAN!!! [Delz' off the table]!!" "A CERTAIN [Dinosaur] ALREADY DID IT INSTEAD!" "WE HAD A CERTAIN... Compromise. IN EXCHANGE OF THAT ONE [[Workout-Ready Body]]!" "IF I KILLED A CERTAIN [Doctor Plumber], WE'D BE [BIG] TOGETHER!!!" "YOU'VE GOT [Guts] TO COME FACE ME LIKE THIS!" "BUT AS FOR NOW, I HAVE IT ALL NOW! NOW... For my part of the Deal..." "HAHEAEHAHA! I BET YOU'RE WISHING YOUR DEAR, MR. L[ ] WAS HERE TO HELP YOU, DON'T YOU!?" "BUT GUESS WHAT!? [L is dead 2401]!" "NOW... IT'S TIME TO FINISH YOUR [Rapidly-Shrinking] LIFE!!!"
Fun fact No. 2: A revised version of Super Mario 64, the Shindou edition, came out in Japan [[Circa 1997]], so thematically it makes sense for [[NumberOneRatedSalesman]] to be in there.
* HOLY [[Wario Bike]] DO I FEEL GOOD ... * HERE I AM!! MARIO!! * BIG * BIG, * [[BIGGER AND WAHER THAN EVER]] * WAHAHA ... THIS POWER IS * ENDLESS. * LONG GONE ARE * THE ROTTEN DAYS * OF BEING A HEAD APPEARING * IN GAMEBOY COMMERCIALS ... * OR... so... I... thought. * WHERE'S MY BODY!? * WHY AM I NOT [WAH] ENOUGH!? * It's still DARK... SO DARK! * MARIO. * MARIO. * MARIO. * THAT'S RIGHT. * YOU. * I NEED YOU. * TO BE NUMBER ONE. * WITH ME. * AND GROW * GROW SO MUCH WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST ANY PARALLEL UNIVERSE * STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE STARS AND LOOK INTO * H E A V E N * ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS * LET ME SHOW YOU * [[FUN]]
0:00 it starts off with Bowser's regular face but at 0:05 it starts transforming and finally at 0:07 it finishes transforming and leaves a Bowser troll face
ROAR! MARIO! IT'S TIME TO- Huh? Who are you? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW [NumberOneRatedSalesman]? THE NAMES SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! I DONT CARE! I WILL DESTROY YOU! TRY IT [Little Sponge]
HOLY [[peach pie]] DO I FEEL GOOD! HERE I AM, RED. BIG… BIG, [[extra dimension]] HA HA HA! THIS POWER IS… [[allstars% world record]]. I WONT HAVE TO BE JUST A [[goomba]] ANYMORE!!! OR… so… i thought… WHAT ARE THESE [[polygons]]?!?! WHY AM I NOT [[smooth taste]] ENOUGH?!?! it’s still FLAT, SO FLAT…! … RED. RED, RED, [[super mario]]. THATS RIGHT. I NEED YOU. TO BIG 3D WITH ME. SO SMOOTH WE’LL STAND TALL, PAST THE 2D WORLD. STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CODE AND LOOK ONTO [[modern tech]]!!! I JUST NEED THOSE… LITTLE [[polygons]] Y O U HAVE!!!!!
@@juju12589 TO BE BIG. WITH ME. VERY VERY BIG SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE LEVEL STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO *R A I N B O W R I D E * I JUST NEED THAT LITTLE, [[1-UP]] Y O U HAVE
* HOLY [[clown car]] DO I FEEL GOOD. WELL MARIO, I AM BIG. BIG BIGGER THAN [[the universe contents]]. OR I THOUGHT. WHAT ARE THESE PIRANHA PLANT VINES, WHY AM NOT A [[big shot]] MARIO. MARIO MARIO I NEED YOU TO BE BIG WITH ME WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND BE KINGS SO, WHAT DO YA SAY
Oh, [ YEAH!] I WILL MAKE YOU [ PAY] OUT OF THis [ ONE- TWO- THREE] ........ [PAY.....], WITH YOUR [ RAPIDLY SHRINKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!], [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!]
HOLY [[Koopa Clown]] I FEEL GOOD... HERE I AM ! KRIS BAD BAD [[Badder and Better than ever]] HAHA! THIS POWER IS... FREEDOM. I WON'T HAVE TO BE JUST A TURTLE ANYMORE! Or... so i thought. WHAT ARE THESE [[Strings]] ? WHY AM I NOT [[Bad]] ENOUGH? STILL DARK... SO DARK... MARIO. MARIO. MARIO. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU. I NEED YOU. TO BE BAD. WITH ME. VERY VERY [[b a d]] SO BAD THAT WE'LL SEE PAST THE LIGHT STAND UP HEADS IN THE SKY LEVELS AND LOOK INTO [[Rainbow Road]] I. JUST NEED. THAT. LITTLE. [[Power Star]] YOU HAVE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M NOT [[Eternally Trapped]] WITH A [[Gay Dinosaur]], THAT [[King of the Turtles]] IS [[Stuck in an Endless Discount]] WITH ME!!!
Hey you're that elf GAY PEOPLE commenter I'm always seeing
That little pipis is no match for me!
[aaaaaaaaaa] YOU FIGHT LIKE A [ Pipis ]!!! IF [ H e a v e n ] WANTED YOU TO [Buy Now], HE WOULD NOT HAVE [Purchase 1 get 1 Free] ME!
Super Mario 64: Weird Route.
"JUMPMAN, JUMPMAN, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU'D BE ABLE TO DO IT."
"KILLING ALL THOSE [Daves and Schmoes], THROWING [Babies to the abyss], YANKING THEIR NOSES..."
"AND DOING IT FOR NO REASON AT ALL!?"
"YOU KNOW THe [Saying]: "IF IT'S TO HELP [SPAMTON G. SPAMTON], THEN IT'S OKAY!!!" "
"YET, YOU [Woke Up And Chose Violence.]"
"HUH? YOU MEAN YOU DID IT TO SAVE YOUR [Hochi mama]?"
"Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!!"
"WHY SPEND YOUR [Life-Time Supply] SAVING [Local singles in your area] WHEN YOU COULD GET BIG WITH YOUR DEAR FRIEND SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!?!?"
"Wait."
"THAT'S RIGHT JUMPMAN!!! [Delz' off the table]!!"
"A CERTAIN [Dinosaur] ALREADY DID IT INSTEAD!"
"WE HAD A CERTAIN... Compromise. IN EXCHANGE OF THAT ONE [[Workout-Ready Body]]!"
"IF I KILLED A CERTAIN [Doctor Plumber], WE'D BE [BIG] TOGETHER!!!"
"YOU'VE GOT [Guts] TO COME FACE ME LIKE THIS!"
"BUT AS FOR NOW, I HAVE IT ALL NOW! NOW... For my part of the Deal..."
"HAHEAEHAHA! I BET YOU'RE WISHING YOUR DEAR, MR. L[ ] WAS HERE TO HELP YOU, DON'T YOU!?"
"BUT GUESS WHAT!? [L is dead 2401]!"
"NOW... IT'S TIME TO FINISH YOUR [Rapidly-Shrinking] LIFE!!!"
why the funk does this have no replies
why the funk does this have 1 [1] replies
Play on 2x speed and loop while reading this for better experience
this is so in character i love it
@@GreatTrollger no no, he's got a point
Hearing a heavy, drum-lined Deal Gone Wrong scratches an itch I didn't know I had
I would've imagined that you did know about the itch, tbh, considering your username
“HOLY [[Koopa Clown Car]]! DO I FEEL GOOD!!”
HERE I AM [jumpman]!
Big, Big, [[Bigger and better then ever]]
THIS, POWER IS…
[Star Collected]
DONT YA WANNA BE A [[big boss]] LIKE ME [[jump man]]?!
I NEED YOuR [[120 stars]] YOU HAVE
HEHEHEHEHEHAHEHAHE
*"YOU TREATED ME AS* [DLC] *FOR THE LAST TIME YOU* [Little Sponge!!!]"
not many comments make me actually LOL but you got me
Little did bowser know
*Spamton was the true boss here*
Fun fact: super Mario 64 was created in 1996 a year before Spamton's favorite year.
[[Salesman1997]]
@@Ralsei_Holiday1997 [[JUMPMAN1996]]
it actually came out in his favorite year in europe
Fun fact No. 2: A revised version of Super Mario 64, the Shindou edition, came out in Japan [[Circa 1997]], so thematically it makes sense for [[NumberOneRatedSalesman]] to be in there.
What? This isn’t [1997]
This is that [super Mario mod]
Now this needs to be remixed as a mario kart track, since gba bowsers castle is koopas theme sped up
gba bowser’s castle could be the big shot
@@pacifistichuman82649 Play the video at 2X speed, it's pretty close, minus the Mario kart added stuff
* HOLY [[Wario Bike]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...
* HERE I AM!! MARIO!!
* BIG
* BIG,
* [[BIGGER AND WAHER THAN EVER]]
* WAHAHA ... THIS POWER IS
* ENDLESS.
* LONG GONE ARE
* THE ROTTEN DAYS
* OF BEING A HEAD APPEARING
* IN GAMEBOY COMMERCIALS ...
* OR... so... I... thought.
* WHERE'S MY BODY!?
* WHY AM I NOT [WAH] ENOUGH!?
* It's still DARK... SO DARK!
* MARIO.
* MARIO.
* MARIO.
* THAT'S RIGHT.
* YOU.
* I NEED YOU.
* TO BE NUMBER ONE.
* WITH ME.
* AND GROW
* GROW SO MUCH WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST ANY PARALLEL UNIVERSE
* STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE STARS AND LOOK INTO
* H E A V E N
* ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS
* LET ME SHOW YOU
* [[FUN]]
uh oh, its wario. EVERYONE RUN
"To be number one / with me" was so clever lmao
* SO LAWN [[Gay Bowser]]
🍄
I’M LIVING IT [large] AND YOU COME TO [$@#%] ME OVER AT THE GOOD PART? WHAT ARE YOU? A [game guy]?
Putting it at 1.25 speed kinda makes it feel like fitting.
that's bc "deal gone wrong" is just "spamton" slowed
This is actually a boss fight against you (controlling Spamton), not against Bowser.
Will you be changing the textboxes so that they say "Spamton" instead of "Mario"?
Hey there! Big fan. So glad to have grown up with you as my friend, Mr. Rayman sir!
Judging by the trailer, it looks like the NPCs will avoid Spamton
Somewhat, and Spamton gets his own [HIGH QUALITY] dialogue sometimes too!
Sounds like what would play in a final level.
when neo bowser city exists:
I juat realized .... at the bottom it says "NUMBER1RATEDSALESMAN1997"
HERE I AM [Mario!] , [BIG] , bigger , BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER!
I *want* this game.
well if you didn't know, you can get it now
@@soldier627 Yeah thanks ahah
“It’s over you little [Koopa Troopa], Your time has come to an [SALE ENDS TODAY]. Prepare to be shot away, by me. The BIGGEST SHOT OF ALL!”
0:00 it starts off with Bowser's regular face but at 0:05 it starts transforming and finally at 0:07 it finishes transforming and leaves a Bowser troll face
What?
ROAR!
MARIO! IT'S TIME TO-
Huh? Who are you?
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW [NumberOneRatedSalesman]?
THE NAMES SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!
I DONT CARE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
TRY IT [Little Sponge]
Bowser: wait, your not Mario, your that SCAM-TRON that my koopas as been talking abo-
Spantom: YOU HAVE MY [[Kromer]]?
HOLY [[peach pie]] DO I FEEL GOOD! HERE I AM, RED. BIG… BIG, [[extra dimension]] HA HA HA! THIS POWER IS… [[allstars% world record]]. I WONT HAVE TO BE JUST A [[goomba]] ANYMORE!!! OR… so… i thought… WHAT ARE THESE [[polygons]]?!?! WHY AM I NOT [[smooth taste]] ENOUGH?!?! it’s still FLAT, SO FLAT…!
… RED.
RED, RED, [[super mario]]. THATS RIGHT. I NEED YOU. TO BIG 3D WITH ME. SO SMOOTH WE’LL STAND TALL, PAST THE 2D WORLD. STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CODE AND LOOK ONTO [[modern tech]]!!!
I
JUST NEED
THOSE… LITTLE
[[polygons]] Y O U HAVE!!!!!
The slowed down tempo just makes me think of Bowser wading through pudding.
so like, will these actually be used in a future version of super spamton 64, or are these just for fun?
This version is actually slightly slower than the one that plays when you encounter Spamton NEO outside of Snowgrave.
Im lovin it
NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[SUPER STAR]]!
I love it ❤️
Reminds me of World :bowser: from mario 3D World
MAYBE I'M A [[BIG SHOT]] - Final Fantasy VIII
if this was the original Bowser's Theme in SM64
it would be my favorite track ever
When you found a gang af bad koopas.....
"HOLY [[Mama Mia]] DO I FEEL GOOD!!"
"HERE I AM! MARIO!"
"BIG, BIG"
[[BIGGER AND MORE 3D THAN EVER]]
"BWAHAHAHA! THIS POWER IS... ENDLESS."
"I WON'T HAVE TO BE JUST A TURTLE ANY MORE!!!!!"
"..."
"OR... so... I... thought."
@@benjamin_0265
WHAT IS THIS SHELL?
IT'S STILL LOW-POLY.... SO LOW-POLY!
MARIO.
MARIO, MARIO, MARIO.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU.
I NEED YOU.
@@juju12589
TO BE BIG.
WITH ME.
VERY VERY BIG
SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE LEVEL
STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
*R A I N B O W R I D E *
I
JUST NEED
THAT LITTLE,
[[1-UP]]
Y O U HAVE
@@benjamin_0265 Mario! You have [[Multiplayer]]?
Why don't you tell them about my [[Free-For-All]]?
N i c e .
And I thought the Megalovania version of this song was threatening enough. This hits WAY different.
ss64 osts lookin sick
[[Hochimama]]
Holy [[Mario Kart]] do I feel good. Here I am [[Koopa]]. Bigger and [[Super]]er than ever.
Why does the beginning sound like Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz?
* HOLY [[clown car]] DO I FEEL GOOD. WELL MARIO, I AM BIG. BIG BIGGER THAN [[the universe contents]]. OR I THOUGHT. WHAT ARE THESE PIRANHA PLANT VINES, WHY AM NOT A [[big shot]] MARIO.
MARIO
MARIO
I NEED YOU TO BE BIG WITH ME
WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND BE KINGS SO, WHAT DO YA SAY
Oh, [ YEAH!] I WILL MAKE YOU [ PAY] OUT OF THis [ ONE- TWO- THREE] ........ [PAY.....], WITH YOUR [ RAPIDLY SHRINKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!], [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!]
I just love the fact someone loved Spamton so much, they made an entire Super Mario 64 mod. Just for this character. And they did him right 🤌
HOLY [[Koopa Clown]] I FEEL GOOD...
HERE I AM ! KRIS
BAD
BAD
[[Badder and Better than ever]]
HAHA!
THIS POWER IS... FREEDOM.
I WON'T HAVE TO BE JUST A TURTLE ANYMORE!
Or... so i thought.
WHAT ARE THESE [[Strings]] ? WHY AM I NOT [[Bad]] ENOUGH?
STILL DARK... SO DARK...
MARIO.
MARIO. MARIO.
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU. I NEED YOU.
TO BE BAD. WITH ME. VERY VERY [[b a d]]
SO BAD THAT WE'LL SEE PAST THE LIGHT
STAND UP HEADS IN THE SKY LEVELS AND LOOK INTO
[[Rainbow Road]]
I. JUST NEED. THAT. LITTLE. [[Power Star]] YOU HAVE!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Shake Gone Harlem
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