FUNNIEST TWEETS! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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  • @quincy578
    @quincy578 Před měsícem +2304

    The intro was diabolical!!!!!!

    • @jaughnekow
      @jaughnekow Před měsícem +95

      Straight Up evil...

    • @frankwhytejr.1367
      @frankwhytejr.1367 Před měsícem +61

      Definitely crash out worthy.

    • @joshuaenodien3853
      @joshuaenodien3853 Před měsícem

      Outta pocket behaviour. I think women are more diabolical than men When it comes to evil or revenge

    • @lotusgsxr750
      @lotusgsxr750 Před měsícem +15

      The definition!

    • @natiaamoani7846
      @natiaamoani7846 Před měsícem

      FFAAACCCTTSSS she's trying to die playing games with men like that! If "for the streets" was a person.

  • @VincennamonLe
    @VincennamonLe Před měsícem +1412

    The intro recalls in my memory, the one story where the main caught the side clapping his girl, got handled, humilated and told to get cleaned up 😂

    • @KxngKUDA
      @KxngKUDA Před měsícem +83

      You mean the ultimate L?😂😂😂

    • @JadeRock-yz9md
      @JadeRock-yz9md Před měsícem +57

      pooh boy!!!! 😂

    • @chasesilver2629
      @chasesilver2629 Před měsícem +56

      That story still haunts me till today

    • @mvpg4619
      @mvpg4619 Před měsícem +161

      "Text me after you clean shitty boy up"
      And they got married and had kids after😭😭

    • @treezy7593
      @treezy7593 Před měsícem +43

      ​@@mvpg4619 lmfaoooo i remember this, bro if that happened to me im taking that to the grave

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 Před měsícem +745

    “Some people don’t fear consequences” word!!!!!

  • @She_Bangss
    @She_Bangss Před měsícem +618

    "and they love being evil" tf lmao🤣😂😂

  • @ynazzra
    @ynazzra Před měsícem +500

    That “cocoon” part is going to be animated.

  • @aloryamod9762
    @aloryamod9762 Před měsícem +166

    “Giggle for me, princess” is taking me tf OUT😭🤣🤣

    • @Scortch-bonnitli7yg
      @Scortch-bonnitli7yg Před měsícem +1

      Not the princess comment 😂😂😂😂 why even lie lol got people fighting for their life

  • @marcrose3403
    @marcrose3403 Před měsícem +588

    Its crazy the side dude is buying her food n kissing her

    • @angelm8315
      @angelm8315 Před měsícem +116

      He got reimbursed 50 bucks 😂😂

    • @MGWA6891
      @MGWA6891 Před měsícem

      ​@angelm8315 Exactly. Here's a 50 and keep the change. I'd tell her man everything after that.

    • @marcrose3403
      @marcrose3403 Před měsícem

      @@angelm8315 side chicks don’t get anything but back shots

    • @littlem9865
      @littlem9865 Před měsícem +75

      @@angelm8315 yeahhh he deffo made a profit that night 😂

    • @SupremeWorthy
      @SupremeWorthy Před měsícem +3

      THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING

  • @Trell08
    @Trell08 Před měsícem +518

    If im arguing with a asian dude and somebody say “whats this rush hour 4” i woulda bussed out laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @poliquitit
      @poliquitit Před měsícem +23

      Nah fr, I would be crying 😂

    • @emeloj240
      @emeloj240 Před měsícem +44

      If its one of the mandem sure...but a regular coworker u don't fuck with? 😂

    • @poliquitit
      @poliquitit Před měsícem +24

      @@emeloj240 To me that makes it even funnier

    • @Trell08
      @Trell08 Před měsícem

      I wouldnt even take offense to it because almost everybody makes racist jokes whether its in private or public 😂😂now if i get called a nigga with the hard ER then now we gotta issue

    • @Trell08
      @Trell08 Před měsícem

      @@emeloj240 I wouldnt seen take offense to it because almost everybody makes racist jokes whether its in private or public, now being called a nigga with the hard ER is a different story😂😂

  • @alanaterrel9914
    @alanaterrel9914 Před měsícem +250

    'Penetration on the side' 😂😂😂

  • @ruthmaduka6631
    @ruthmaduka6631 Před měsícem +59

    The cuddling one is so real for me because my mind is active and wonders a lot when my surrounding is too quiet. So I can just start asking questions out of nowhere 😂😂

  • @crowpotking1100
    @crowpotking1100 Před měsícem +56

    I like how they react whenever either one of them uses a vocab word 🤣"SERENITY!!"

  • @danaglass1265
    @danaglass1265 Před měsícem +98

    “Cuddling is for shut up time!”

  • @precious7604
    @precious7604 Před měsícem +61

    "giggle for me princess"
    I actually love sayo man 😭😭

  • @sabrinae486
    @sabrinae486 Před měsícem +176

    today was the day James converted me. that, "since we've been skin to skin my bpm has dropped" had me out loud laughing. he got me. I subscribed.

    • @dbossamarachi
      @dbossamarachi Před měsícem +3

      Welcome to the gang 😅

    • @gilicolon3586
      @gilicolon3586 Před měsícem

      Si Si Si 👏🏾 Es
      J😂
      M
      😢😢😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @hasti5915
    @hasti5915 Před měsícem +185

    I appreciate them saying how weird it is seeing a older man with a younger girl

    • @CorinneSegura
      @CorinneSegura Před měsícem +9

      right? me too

    • @naadspagaat8149
      @naadspagaat8149 Před měsícem +17

      But afterwards james also said “they living the dream” 🧐

    • @dbossamarachi
      @dbossamarachi Před měsícem

      You know its jokes ​@@naadspagaat8149

    • @lifewithLoudie
      @lifewithLoudie Před měsícem

      ​@@naadspagaat8149 yeah the 22 year old was living their dreams

    • @dubai_fitness
      @dubai_fitness Před měsícem +10

      It’s not. 28 and 22 is weird ?? Looool. They just couldn’t be bothered for the politics .
      Men have since the beginning of time preferred youth beauty and fertility
      18-25 is a woman’s prime.
      28 and 22 is COMPLETELY fine . That 22yr old can do anything in the world but be with a 28yr old? Loool

  • @ohbeastin5010
    @ohbeastin5010 Před měsícem +55

    If James is shy, hell must be freezing 😂

  • @DatFeature
    @DatFeature Před měsícem +155

    One word for the first one………..arson 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MothusiDlamini
    @MothusiDlamini Před měsícem +63

    Damn. I love the word “galavanting” 😂 eswtini, Africa! 🇸🇿

  • @kaaya..
    @kaaya.. Před měsícem +18

    Intro is just Jezebel thrills 😂

  • @ChefAdoptee
    @ChefAdoptee Před měsícem +32

    Hahaha James clutching his hands like they’re pearls after hearing that first one

  • @blankspace6799
    @blankspace6799 Před měsícem +104

    “IT’s MY TURN” 😂😂😂

  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 Před měsícem +54

    What makes me laugh so hard is that they take on the role of the side dude instead of the husband 😂

  • @ThanzHuman
    @ThanzHuman Před měsícem +136

    POV:
    James and Fuhad's log cabin tour comes to Joburg 🥺💜

  • @kejineri3022
    @kejineri3022 Před měsícem +19

    For me it wasn't 'gallivanting' but 'roaming the streets' haha

  • @hindenburg2006
    @hindenburg2006 Před měsícem +48

    That first one was just...treacherous

  • @kaylenejantjes8113
    @kaylenejantjes8113 Před měsícem +41

    I wanna be the quiz girl and the “giggle for me princess” girl 😂😈

  • @The_Real_Jack_1888
    @The_Real_Jack_1888 Před měsícem +22

    This definitely needs the animation treatment just to see James cacooned up. 😂😂😂😂

  • @rossiethomas181
    @rossiethomas181 Před měsícem +51

    The rush hour 4 was hilarious 😂

  • @natiaamoani7846
    @natiaamoani7846 Před měsícem +52

    SERENITYYYYYYY! yall know I sent this to my boo 😂

  • @All4OneMatt
    @All4OneMatt Před měsícem +63

    Facts! Some people don't fear consequences

  • @HiYes1
    @HiYes1 Před měsícem +24

    “Penetration on the side” is crazzzyyyy!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Banky_lumumba
    @Banky_lumumba Před měsícem +13

    "Giggle for me Princess" 😂

  • @_hartwellfit
    @_hartwellfit Před měsícem +9

    That intro just shows that more people need to watch that show snapped and understand that people’s feelings in relationships are a DANGEROUS thing to play with

  • @panickedantics7761
    @panickedantics7761 Před měsícem +14

    "Going upstairs to watch Shogun" LOL It's such a good show!

  • @teagreen9232
    @teagreen9232 Před měsícem +28

    Irish mothers are reckless with the use of "galavanting" too :)

  • @rscoo
    @rscoo Před měsícem +34

    First one had me flabbergasted

  • @Swade_RSA
    @Swade_RSA Před měsícem +59

    "SERENITY!!!"

  • @itsjustkkguys
    @itsjustkkguys Před měsícem +17

    “WOMEN HAVE NO FEAR!!!”- James

  • @eka8744
    @eka8744 Před měsícem +10

    James laughs at anything Fuhad says. Girl said “No!” And james burst out (IN LAUGHTER.)

  • @SyreLikeAFire
    @SyreLikeAFire Před měsícem +62

    yo the galavanting one was too real i thought it was just my mom tho but this has made me realise that the collective consciousness is infact real ;)

    • @babifacedcutie09
      @babifacedcutie09 Před měsícem +4

      My mama liked to use ripping and running but definitely felt this one 😂

  • @Marge__Single__again
    @Marge__Single__again Před měsícem +117

    Can't wait to see what else you have up your sleeve

  • @Clubsandwichchav
    @Clubsandwichchav Před měsícem +56

    It’s an evil world.

  • @ianbrown5365
    @ianbrown5365 Před měsícem +14

    Sat on the beach in Antigua with a daiquiri in hand listening to the SNG massive. Not missing it for nothing

  • @SimplyJaicee
    @SimplyJaicee Před měsícem +23

    Girls cuddling one is actually real 😂😂

  • @jweezy78
    @jweezy78 Před měsícem +11

    I’m going to start saying “stuuuupid” the way Fuhad does

  • @pikalad
    @pikalad Před měsícem +9

    Once James said, cocoon, I knew I needed to see a Kaio animation of it.

  • @deviantescott4691
    @deviantescott4691 Před měsícem +27

    She got that snappy nappy dugout 😂😂

  • @nicole-xr1bl
    @nicole-xr1bl Před měsícem +3

    That opener was UNHINGED

  • @connordelacerda1233
    @connordelacerda1233 Před měsícem +20

    it’s MY turn to run laps 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shaniecesingleton3704
    @shaniecesingleton3704 Před 16 dny +1

    I loves James’s “oh so that’s how we doing it” face. It’s the most calm rage I’ve ever seen. He wants to scream but it’s like “why?”

  • @angelisaac6408
    @angelisaac6408 Před měsícem +30

    I actually understand the babe just being okay with only giving tops.. like sometimes we just wanna play a lil no stress

  • @bevt5193
    @bevt5193 Před měsícem +8

    Fuhad said " pick up the litter"😭😭😭😭

  • @prowdnerd3882
    @prowdnerd3882 Před 16 dny

    "I've got a question and don't lie" 😂😂😂😂 I am guilty AF! 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂 I'm better now.

  • @thediariesofchi
    @thediariesofchi Před měsícem +4

    The personality quizzes are me!😭🤣 thts real quality time right there 😊

  • @sunlight1776
    @sunlight1776 Před měsícem +1

    “We just had to pick up the litter” hahah you know he just transported back to how he felt when he was picking up said litter 🫠😂

  • @angelisaac6408
    @angelisaac6408 Před měsícem +6

    It’s my turn to run laps😂😂😂😂.. I want to play too.. nahhh kill me😂😂

  • @oswayneseptember2824
    @oswayneseptember2824 Před 6 dny

    When they both hit the "PLEASE" lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @incognitsho9265
    @incognitsho9265 Před 3 dny

    “PLEASE let’s just have fun”😭😭

  • @Imani_GenZRealtor
    @Imani_GenZRealtor Před měsícem +5

    The Intro story is CRIMINAL 😂😂😂

  • @Aliensanonymous_
    @Aliensanonymous_ Před měsícem +3

    “Giggle for me princess” lmaooo

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ Před měsícem +5

    Not the mortgage chat 🤣🤣🤣🤣. But honestly, I’m not thinking about that right now

  • @Smiley03416
    @Smiley03416 Před měsícem +6

    The first story is legit af yo 😮😮😮😮☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣

  • @oyindamolaadebayo6347
    @oyindamolaadebayo6347 Před měsícem +3

    0:25
    Nah man the intro is CRAZY! Real question wasn’t she scared?!!! 👀😅😂🤣

  • @nizakaluba3470
    @nizakaluba3470 Před měsícem +7

    Speaking of Sayo...she should totally feature ❤😂😂

  • @RickR22
    @RickR22 Před měsícem +8

    that first story is the kind of stories get told on the documentaries after the murder happened lol cos bruh thats craaazy!

  • @TraciJenkin
    @TraciJenkin Před měsícem +33

    Can't wait to see what else you have up your sleeve!

  • @3arthIsGhetto
    @3arthIsGhetto Před měsícem +2

    There's legit nothing sexier than men recognizing predators and calling them out 😜🔥

  • @numeirgendoepper
    @numeirgendoepper Před měsícem +2

    you guys never miss making me laugh💀❤️

  • @ZanyJordie
    @ZanyJordie Před měsícem +1

    Jamaicans love gallivanting too 😂

  • @brandonwilcox3307
    @brandonwilcox3307 Před měsícem +1

    That intro set the most heinous tone for the rest of this video.

  • @lotusgsxr750
    @lotusgsxr750 Před měsícem +1

    Why even!? I mean... there are things you can do, but you don't do them! NASTY WORK! 😂

  • @thestraymrjay
    @thestraymrjay Před měsícem +4

    Lowkey UK must be different when they don't question the fact she got a side piece but question cross over of side and main ting😂😂

  • @misterpayne8859
    @misterpayne8859 Před 20 dny

    …I will see your “Galavanting” and raise you “Skylarking” !!!…🤣🤣🤣

  • @anthonylewis4294
    @anthonylewis4294 Před měsícem +2

    Y’all are what I imagine english pigeons from the hood sound like

  • @ebonimccain6988
    @ebonimccain6988 Před měsícem

    This is why i love you guys.

  • @DreJr
    @DreJr Před měsícem +44

    Rush Hour 4 is an issue? That's hilarious to me.

    • @kikialeaki1850
      @kikialeaki1850 Před měsícem +21

      Decent joke, but context and appropriateness matters. Among friends, it’s more than fine. In the workplace, it gets dicey for some. You should generally refrain from race or sex based comments among colleagues. You don’t know who’s gonna take it badly.

    • @DreJr
      @DreJr Před měsícem +2

      @@kikialeaki1850 I don't think it would be that much of an issue here. If it's people of African and Asian descent. It's not a stereotype nor even a negative movie reference. The most I can see is the person making the joke being asked to avoid making such jokes in the future or being more careful with whom they make jokes with.
      I do understand where you're coming from but I think it has a lot to do with culture and location.
      I'm quite certain that wouldn't raise an eyebrow (in offence) here. I live in Barbados for context.

    • @lily5952
      @lily5952 Před měsícem

      White people say the craziest shit sometimes. I'm mixed race and my partner is white. Even he had to readjust because I educated him on what's appropriate and what's not (and he isn't a malignant racist, or I wouldn't be with him). It's mostly older white people that think they can get away with this stuff, because back in their day they had the societal and political power to do it. I don't think someone should lose their job over a lame joke like this, but they need to be taught a lesson that it's not appropriate to make race based jokes in the workplace.

    • @kikialeaki1850
      @kikialeaki1850 Před měsícem +1

      @@DreJr yes, ofc it’s cultural/societal lol. I don’t mind it but others do, so I’m representing certain cultures here, not myself. Which is why I said it’s best to avoid those comments. The UK context is implied there because James and Fuhad live in England, but it can also apply to other places that are touchy about it as well (US, Canada, possibly Australia and New Zealand, etc.).

    • @DreJr
      @DreJr Před měsícem

      @@kikialeaki1850 yeah I figure as much.

  • @miriam2837
    @miriam2837 Před měsícem +2

    Intro is WILD and worth it 🤭😂😂

  • @maaqueendaa9510
    @maaqueendaa9510 Před měsícem +1

    I just came here to ask for another show in 🇨🇦🇨🇦. Please and thank you!! 🙏🏾 🙏🏾

  • @kidnamedre
    @kidnamedre Před měsícem +1

    Man English dudes vocab be killing me, serenity, bpm, gallivanting 😂

    • @godrules3596
      @godrules3596 Před měsícem

      How? Those are normal words you should know, did you go to school?😂😂😂

    • @kidnamedre
      @kidnamedre Před měsícem

      @@godrules3596 nigga I ain’t say I didn’t know them I said they vocab like word in they regular mix. So you be at kick backs just saying serenity and gallivanting on a regular huh

  • @olikah4667
    @olikah4667 Před měsícem +3

    5:45 😂 “penetration on the side”

  • @freeTheTam
    @freeTheTam Před 23 dny

    that SERENITYYYYYY was inspired by frank from Seinfeld 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephanytucker6219
    @stephanytucker6219 Před měsícem +8

    That girl is a villain

  • @ncl2580
    @ncl2580 Před měsícem +2

    Damn I can't get enough of you guys❤❤

  • @bushydaghost2554
    @bushydaghost2554 Před měsícem

    They had the pick of the litter....... You guys had to pick the litter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @aWHEELone
    @aWHEELone Před měsícem

    James, talking about cocooning, I know exactly what he went through 🤣🤣 that level of excitement

  • @Nicobobeepo
    @Nicobobeepo Před měsícem +9

    Not James penguin flopping in his bed 😂

  • @Jarl_Balgruuf_The_Balgrussy
    @Jarl_Balgruuf_The_Balgrussy Před měsícem +15

    Scrumdiddlyumptious

  • @Hey.janissa
    @Hey.janissa Před měsícem

    I definitely was accused of gallivanting back in the day… and was 😂

  • @bagbaby6
    @bagbaby6 Před měsícem +2

    Flash backs hitting me hard.... but i was the one being the bodyguard for my girls and being friends with the bouncers. Something about the way i carried myself at 16-21 that made guys go crazy and girls feel safe😅

  • @durodolatijani2425
    @durodolatijani2425 Před měsícem

    We can still have this phase one more time LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @i.e.pluto..2476
    @i.e.pluto..2476 Před měsícem +6

    I need help! Daddy's Home tickets in Toronto sold out by 10am when they went on sale...I'm devastated😭😭😭

    • @lvx3000
      @lvx3000 Před měsícem +1

      Same! I’m sick!

  • @KinoStudentX
    @KinoStudentX Před měsícem +3

    I want my time to shine!!! 😂😂

  • @paddycakes247
    @paddycakes247 Před 5 hodinami

    The beginning is insaaane..🤨😬😧😮😲my jaw just kept dropping

  • @fatimaperez5383
    @fatimaperez5383 Před měsícem

    The beginning sounds like a literal NIGHTMARE!!!

  • @theshineprjct
    @theshineprjct Před měsícem

    Taking ‘role playing’ to a next,next level 😮‍💨

  • @HappilyMisled
    @HappilyMisled Před měsícem

    “Pick up the litter”!😅

  • @asukiasonYT
    @asukiasonYT Před měsícem

    don’t play with my heart like that ever

  • @lawrence.peoples
    @lawrence.peoples Před měsícem

    That Soft Life era hit at the wrong time. 😂😂😂😂 10:48

  • @-battleangel-
    @-battleangel- Před měsícem

    5:24 Fuhad’s gasp and hand over his mouth 😂

  • @user-hb6ql6ho2g
    @user-hb6ql6ho2g Před měsícem +2

    Never fail to crack me up