ââ@@ThatC1official as long as your not a r@pist or chomo your protected why not (i mean shit if i had immunity like that for "sellin dope" id be happy) ive never been to prison nor do i intend on goin but stay out if you aint neva been đ and maybe elaborate a lil next time
@@masonlazy2740 yeah. Before he goes to prison he trains under a powerful Martial Arts master in order to survive. Later on in the movie he ends up meeting his master's former pupil, who turns evil and is the only one strong enough to match the MC. A pretty good movie, forgot what it's called though
That was not "convincing". Movie is called "Big Stan", and pretty good. If you'll watch it you'll understand why I say this was not an attempt at convincing...
It's hilarious isn't it? đ†And of course these are the "unwritten", "unspoken" rules in real life... So while they may not actually have a discussion about it, it's more or less "known" and fairly standard at all prisons. Which is actually quite satisfying in a way, isn't it?
nah bro... I think that's apply in all around the world... Idk though... in indonesia... I heard there's a bunch of youngster (arouns 3 to 4 people) who rap*d a highschooler, they ended up at the prison and they experience something that they don't want to do it again... sometimes in prison only law of nature that applied... pretty much like on the movie... just I think there's no meeting like that... idk though
âPunishment fitting the crimeâ is somehow the realist part of that to me.đđ and wait a minute did that last buff dude just offer up his own rear endđł
Because it is every male has had this conversation in prisiĂłn with the guards my brother went to prison he told me everything how he was fucking everyone
acting asif this wouldnt b an avarage discussion btween u and the boys on a fridaynite with a couple of beers... smh u sir need to stepup yo bullshit game
For example in Norway (maybe sweden?) Being "in prison" is a full time job, and they are allowed to leave on the weekends. They get paid and at the end of it, they are given a job (which they got training for in prison) The reason? REHABILITATION, they are taught to rejoin society and be helpful. Their relapse numbers are the lowest in the world, at under 30% I believe. People don't need to return to crime if they're given a job and a set of skills for the rest of their life
I swear this is true, I was overnighting in Hawaii on my way back to Sydney and I wanted to try American fast food. My Uber driver who took me to Wendyâs said that his ex wife cheated on him with this guy from the longest yard.
"what about the counterfeiters?" "But you're the only... Wait a minute." đ đ đ đ Damn, 26k in 3 days. You like me. You really like me. Lmfao. In all sincerity, thanks guys. I appreciate it.
thats the most positive atmosphere to a negative scene i've even seen đ
FR
haha lol
đđđ
Fr brođ
They're all inmates which is criminals, what did you expect đ
âSeems appropriate, punishment fitting the crimeâ the cheers got me đ
There's two hall of fame MMA fighters in the stands. Don Nelson and I think that was Mark Coleman
I would hate going there
@@ThatC1officialwhyđ
â@@ThatC1official that's the point
ââ@@ThatC1official as long as your not a r@pist or chomo your protected why not (i mean shit if i had immunity like that for "sellin dope" id be happy) ive never been to prison nor do i intend on goin but stay out if you aint neva been đ and maybe elaborate a lil next time
Imagine you're in prison and randy Couture starts to press you
Id fight him, I'd lose and get rxped, but at that point its almost bragging rights.
Nah u just wanna let it happen
And Bob Sapp
That last inmate wild as hell đ
This is not a real movie
â@@monkeking772so its a fake movie?
â@@monkeking772What? đđđ
@@monkeking772 You are not a real person, you're an AI
â@@monkeking772 we're don't even real. Wake up
the dude giving a standing ovation when he announced no more rape was a genuine victim
Fr thatâs crazy
Bro's horror days were coming to an end đ
Isnât that Alpa Chino from Tropic Thunder?? đ
â@@mariadaly8654 omg youre right that totally is Brandon T. Jackson đ had to go look it up and be sure
@@mariadaly8654yes đ aka Brandon T Jackson, the half goat guy from Percy Jackson the lightning thief and heâs also in fast & furious đ
âHey wait youâre the only counterfeiter here.â
âđđđâ
đđ
âAhh shucks, you got meâ
:0
â@@Gnonnewhy does that actually sound like what he would say â ïžđ
Whats the name please?
"i sold marijuana"
Everybody:đđđđđđđ€đż
"What about the counterfeiters đ đ " đ đ đ
Dude really solved all the issues with pure dialogue and sheer diplomacy
And, you know, being so strong that they can't really fight against him đ
â@theredhood7879 is that what happen in the movie?
@@masonlazy2740yes
If prison wasn't full of some of the modt racist people ever this could possibly work
@@masonlazy2740 yeah. Before he goes to prison he trains under a powerful Martial Arts master in order to survive. Later on in the movie he ends up meeting his master's former pupil, who turns evil and is the only one strong enough to match the MC. A pretty good movie, forgot what it's called though
Homie was able to convince prisoners not to rape each other and started a relationship in the same speech đ
That was not "convincing".
Movie is called "Big Stan", and pretty good. If you'll watch it you'll understand why I say this was not an attempt at convincing...
@@nullfield1126nah bro explain.
â@@nullfield1126explain
I mean, technically itâs not rape anymore
đđđ
Bob sapp is lucky mike tyson isnât in prison anymoređ
bro took gentle giant to seriously"đđđđđ
Inmate: "I sold Marijuana"
Everyone: đđđđđ
đđđ
this clip is slow slightly cut.
he said I sold marijuana. everyone laughed. - we all sold marijuana. the guy replies I sold shit loads of marijuana
I sold cocaine
@@JauxwernaulDelmonuntdo you still?
đđđđđđ đđđđđđâ@@JauxwernaulDelmonunt
â@@JauxwernaulDelmonunt Ain't a competition dude
"What about counterfeiters?"
"Wh- you're the only counterfeiter here..."
"đ„șđ„șđ„ș"
It's extra hilarious cause that dude is roughly the size of a train lmao
@@Resi1ience and only one person wanted to ride that train? Come on, like he's probs caked the hell up.
@@Resi1ienceIâm 6â9 and a sub. The body doesnât make the internals.
@@magentawool2556fr bbm need love too pobresito đ„ș
â@@ThySheepie
đ_đ DAMN.
"Go ahead" killed me đđ€Łđ
Bro be like "Jokes on you I'm into that shit"
i love that this is an actual discussion
It's hilarious isn't it? đâ€
And of course these are the "unwritten", "unspoken" rules in real life...
So while they may not actually have a discussion about it, it's more or less "known" and fairly standard at all prisons.
Which is actually quite satisfying in a way, isn't it?
Movie?
@@370enjoyerMedea goes to prison
Umm itâs notâŠ
Itâs cool to see inmates communicate, rather than act like they have the biggest, baddest balls in the room. They did, for a timeâŠ
How the fuck did this evolve into a wholesome moment at the end
Fr thođ
The blushing. Made it so adorable.
Yeah, i dont actually understand, but is wholesome
Real facts and consenting people...just saying
It just happens
Robbie:I sold marijuana
Everyone:ayyyyyeeeeeeđđđ
đđđ
the movies called Big Stan in case anyone wants to check it out
thank you real g
Thanks bro
Appreciate it.
Thank you sir
This! Thanks
I like the immediate general consensus that this doesnât apply to r*pists or people who hurt kids.
Never felt more appropriate to say the phrase "Fuck around and find out"
Yeah prisoners in America hate Chomos. Like people with life will go out of there way to kill them and such.
I mean that's the reason they are there, maybe it's better they learn not to do it the "hard" way
nah bro... I think that's apply in all around the world... Idk though... in indonesia... I heard there's a bunch of youngster (arouns 3 to 4 people) who rap*d a highschooler, they ended up at the prison and they experience something that they don't want to do it again... sometimes in prison only law of nature that applied... pretty much like on the movie... just I think there's no meeting like that... idk though
And the one counterfeit guy x3
That last guy honestly seems like a real sweet man
đđđđ
Puri Puri Prisoner Light
He is even in real life, former MMA fighter Bop Sapp..Japan Tv shows love him
@@thehermitman822Puri Puri Prison Dark
That's Bob Sapp. He's an absolute superstar in Japan.
Rob Schneider is criminally underrated.
"What about the counterfeiters??"
"Thign the contract big boy, thign the contract!"
Big burly guys acting cute will always be my favorite character trope in movies.
And this man truly knew how to act it too
Every time â€đ
go to Brazil they are everywhere haha
100% its just so damnncute no matter the scene đđ
FRRRR IT'S SO CUTE
The counterfeiter coming forward like heâs in the hunger gamesđ
The correct term these days is thirsty đ„”
U came up with this comment because u seen the other guy hunger game commentđ
He will be wishing the odds would not be in his favor at the reaping
Dudes bold đ
*Holds up three fingers đ
âPunishment fitting the crimeâ is somehow the realist part of that to me.đđ and wait a minute did that last buff dude just offer up his own rear endđł
"I sold Marijuana"
*CROWD CHEERS*
Hes a true diplomat and not a politician, he gets shit done
1k likes and no comments? Let me ruin that real quick
Almost 2 k likes? I'll make this the second comment.
They call that a repu lican
@@obedientfire840canât even spell it right đ
@@obedientfire840no one asked
The counterfeit guy feelin romantical đ
Romantical is the perfect description đ
"come kiss me on my hot mouth"
why he built like edp
â@@Anti-Therian-Association Guess where he worked, he just wanna feel loved
âCome over here and kiss me on my hot mouthâ
Bro sounds like micheal the santa đ
when he says alright alright alright he sounds like adam sandler...........lol
Bro volunteered as tribute đ
I would too
@@somerandomgamingandstuffđđ
Nah, he just likes it.
@@vaclav_fejt same
â@@somerandomgamingandstuff ofcouse you would. You do sound like a biitch
"You can't find a fuck buddy at a prison meeting about incidents of rape."
Counterfeiter: "Watch me."
1.1k likes and no replies, lemme fix that real quick :D
"Aggressive in heart" caught me off guard đđ
Bros getting a taste of his own medicineđ
"Hey wait, you're the only counterfeiter here"
"uwu"
- Said by the muscular black man.
@@mr_blupper3729 it's true that big black muscular oiled up men are zesty softies
ara ara
i love the counterfeiters smile. its hilariously adorable
Yo ahh geh
Not when you realise what he's smiling about
@@richardo62 it's the brightness of the smile, not the excitement to be bum stuffed, that truly matters
@@galuna3027 words to live by đą
Heâs so cute!!!
"I pretend i never seen that" đđđ
Big Bob is such a softie sometimes. đđ
"Seems appropriate"
And i agree with that
I mean eye for an eye. In the good understandable way.
@@szymonnowak2146 eye for an eyeis true justice.
Absolutely
Geh đ€§đ€§
Hell yeah
There's a difference between rape and sex, I love that he addressed that as separate đ
rape is without consent
Pretty basic distinction don't you think?
â@@jangtheconquerorYou'd be surprised.
@@allisonhunter1063facts
ââ@@jangtheconqueror not so basic to rapist
This shits just fuckin funny ngl. đđ
For everyone the name of this movie is (Big Stan)
"You are the only counterfeiter here"
"đ€"
what's that
â@@ilikeanimals5015 Making fake money so realistic it passes off as legal bills
â@@ilikeanimals5015 The counterfeiter is gay
â@@ilikeanimals5015 doing business with products that aren't real, for example, paying with fake cash bills.
@@kaiserbeam5114 I mean the first word, is it also a bad word?
This is both wholesome and terrifying at the same time đ
honestly if all prisons were like this iâd lowkey be a chill and safe place đ
Mostly terrifying, but at least they have standards.đ
Nah it's wholesome
@@jwill5892As wholesome as a MAGAt rally; but with much more integrityđ
Honestly, those prisoners have standards, especially when it comes to having a lot of pent up energy
always good to see successful diplomatic negotiations
Don frye, randy couture, bob sapp damn this prison is loaded with elite fighters lol
Strong man got real happy when the old man accepted
He then proceeded to bounce his chest and run away with the old guy đ
Is this account run by a caveman
Thats Bob Sapp .. he threw many fights in Japan and is generally an insane person.
Bruh that smile after he said what about the counterfeiters đ âpretty pleaseâ
Is it r*pe if you want it but aren't willing to ask for it? Please don't answer that question.
Bro we have the same pfp but just diff angle
@@Boba_Tea20250how bro đđ
@@Boba_Tea20250 bruh someone mirrored the poor cats face đ
Pwetty pwease wif cherry and spwinkle on top? -that one inmate
That's the best prison warden i have ever seen
The most juxtaposing scene in existence đ
That big dude acting all bashful killed me đ
He kinda looks like Shaq
@@Israel-Nilesitâs bob sapp
â@@dominicrosenbaum3192 I loved this movie btw
Movie plz?
Bro why does this feel like a realistic boys conversation in prison đđđ
Because it is . . . Human sexuality is fluid. Men have been fuc*ing other men since ancient times. It's only those religions that are the buzzkill.
Because it is every male has had this conversation in prisiĂłn with the guards my brother went to prison he told me everything how he was fucking everyone
Cuz if is trust me
Because it is.... I am not joking
@@tngames9919 You been to prison?
I love how reasonable and calm everyone is XD just "aww...well how about*really bad people here*" "...yea alright"
Last inmate be freaky from the hood level oh dear
"My men are aggressive, at heart."
đ
Thought he says â..aggressive and Hardâ lol
Same lmaoâ@@user-mv8ty9vi5h
@@user-mv8ty9vi5h He did say that lol đ
Hard! Dippo
At Heat
That big black guy is always funny in every prison movie he plays in lol
What's the name of this movie? Plz
â@@fazilwarsi1952 big stan
Bob Sapp mma legend
Bob Sap bro
â@@Gixsir dont forget Don Fry and Randy Couture
the counterfeiter's face after him sayyinf ur the only here đ
Least peaceful prisons
I feel bad for the guy who jumped up and plotted as soon as he said, no more rape in this prison
*applauded
(sorry not trying to be annoying just clarifying for anyone who was confused!)
@@redsun23xYeah lol, those are 2 very different things.đ
"Plotted" is not the same thing or an abbreviation fot "applauded"
What is the name
â ââ ââ @@reverb8806âfotâ is not the same thing or an abbreviation for âforâ
The one guy who stood up and started clapping bro got PTSD đđ
fr
3.9k likes with 1 comment is CRAZY
now 2, but this is my first time seeing a high liked comment have less replies.
đđ
Why this video is good to repeat in time loop
The Big Bubba in the end, he's an example that no matter how big or scary you want to look...you just can't because of his sweet face haha.
"My men are aggressive in heart" that's one way to put it I guess đ€Łâ ïž
but their energy focus on their weewee
No its aggressive and HARD not aggressive in heart
@@Abraham-yf2sdI think thatâs what he was meaning right? Like he meant thatâs one way for the captions to read it? Or am I trippin
â@@Abraham-yf2sd I understood "aggressive in heart" as in saying they are aggressive per nature, something common for them.
@@Abraham-yf2sdIâm HARD for you
The counterfeiter really went like, âAwww shucks! You caught me! đ€âșïžâ
BAHAHAH
Indeed adorable đ„°
The movie is called big stan if anyone was wondering
The counterfeiter guy is fucking hilarious oh my god đ
Excellent acting and facial expressions on that man.
Former UFC fighter lol
@@jamescane4001pride*
Bro was excited to get some of that skinhead meat. He smiled like "fuck yeah I got me a racist whiteboy to take the hate out on my cheeks đ„č"
âI sold Marijuanaâ instantly won cool points with the black guysđđđđ
I bet theyâll be like âYou better not be creepin on my weed manâđĄ
Hmmm your comment has a stereotype in it but it is sorta funny, so you will not receive a thumbs up but not a thumbs down
@@2ME_Maskedman I knew what was going to happen, and I have accepted that fact.
@@2ME_Maskedmanthis aint reddit bro
@@2ME_Maskedmanlooks like someone is on Reddit a little too much.
buff tf2 mercs be like
âI sold marijuana.â *crowd cheers*
All crimes start from somewhere đ
It's bcuz weed isn't really a bad drug. A drug yes but it's no where near the others on scale.
cause everyone loves it
â@justsomeguywithoutashirt7535 most crime stems from poverty
@@manuelvasquez2432it is a gateway drug tho which is rhe primary issue.
How did the actors not die of laughter during this actđ i would have lost it right there
acting asif this wouldnt b an avarage discussion btween u and the boys on a fridaynite with a couple of beers... smh
u sir need to stepup yo bullshit game
I can almost guarantee this took several takes
@@TheMrKumawhat is that spelling child
@@TheMrKumaBro learned English from Godzillaâ ïž
@@TheMrKuma
yeah u r definitely doing that rn
âWait a minuteâ đđ
Brandon standing ovationđ
If we had real inmates practice this, penitentiary's would actually be corrective.
I donât think the prisoner would care about this
If the justice systems in many countries werent fucked up they would become more corrective.
They do, grape is something you donât have to worry about in prison if your charges are clean
For example in Norway (maybe sweden?)
Being "in prison" is a full time job, and they are allowed to leave on the weekends.
They get paid and at the end of it, they are given a job (which they got training for in prison)
The reason? REHABILITATION, they are taught to rejoin society and be helpful.
Their relapse numbers are the lowest in the world, at under 30% I believe.
People don't need to return to crime if they're given a job and a set of skills for the rest of their life
What the movie
You see, this is how you have a civilised conversation about issues.
Damn 360 likes and no comments
Lemme fix thatđâ€
Politicians from all parties could learn a thing or two
i bet the counterfeiter can't hit a ball 50 yards
This how MEN have a civilized conversation about issues đ
The look on his face on the last frame was wild
Bro went from Warden to goddamn matchmaker đ
This is the chillest prison Iâve ever seen. No shouting. No violent outbursts. Just inmates having a genuine discussion.
Because they were all afraid of him.
He beated up all of them a little before, thats why.
Itâs almost like theyâre paid actors!
Might be cos it is a movie my friend/s.
I recommend that you go outside and touch grass for maybe 10 mins, try 15 the next day and so on âïžđ«Ą
@@SnerMerNerright??
Almost sir almost⊠đ
I am v happy to see this comment
the fact that I basically agreed with everything made me thoughtful
Hi
No it made you gay
@@davidlikespie1239howâd you work that out đ€Ą
â@@davidlikespie1239 if it grips, it's good enough
Look up the definition of thoughtfull
the fact that someone can be locked up 10 years for something as innocent as weed back then is crazy
That counterfeiter straight outta Baki
That's Bob Sapp. Famous MMA fighter
The counterfeiter being a bbg was hilariousđ
More like bbc đ©
"come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, i'm feeling romantical"
Why did you abbreviate big black guy đ
â@@tails7799 I thought bbg meant 'babygirl'
Big Black GYAA-
I'm sorry đ
The counterfeiter is fucking adorable LMAO
He will rip you in half lolZ!!
I love big, strong dudes who are a sweet person. Always so adorable
â@@sr_charon ayo pause???
@@Kerl69 hmm?why?
â@@sr_charonhe's adorable. I'd wanna be friends with him
The way he smiled as that guy said "yeah"
Big dude preaching âME NEXT ME NEXTâ
The movie is Big Stan (2007) for yâall who donât know
Last I checked it was on Tubi,and I think Netflix and Prime
Ty
@@sakeonngamdee-ms6rx glad I could help
bless you
thanks g
Dude thats one hell of a career change going from being a criminal to a prisoner to a leader and then ends it with becoming cupid lol.
Name of the movie?
â@@milenkovicsrdjanii3116 something "Stan"
â@@milenkovicsrdjanii3116 Big Stan. Fun movie. Turn your brain off and enjoy.
...what??
Is that one actor in different movies with different roles? Or is it all in one movie?
âMy men are aggressive and hardâ đ
I imagine the Mr Krabs "Reawwy?"
That big dude in the back was always a menace i swearđ
MMA fighter Big Bob Sapp! đđđłđđđŒâđŒâđŒâđŒ
Sign the contract big boy, sign the contract
@@negotiator96âHe broke-d my nose!!â
"Will you teach me to football?" đđ â@@Andrewlang90
I swear this is true, I was overnighting in Hawaii on my way back to Sydney and I wanted to try American fast food. My Uber driver who took me to Wendyâs said that his ex wife cheated on him with this guy from the longest yard.
"I just don't like it." They listened to his arguments and agreed.
Bro made the prison better for themđżđ·
Damn they really got Bob Sapp and Randy Couture in this
"wait your the only counterfeiter here" got me dieingđđđđ
dying*
*youâre
it turned in to "let's make a date" real quick
Just read a book.
"what about the counterfeiters?"
"But you're the only... Wait a minute."
đ đ đ đ
Damn, 26k in 3 days. You like me. You really like me. Lmfao. In all sincerity, thanks guys. I appreciate it.
Wait i donât get it
@@susiehaltmann3342He wanted to have sex so heâs asking since heâs not there for any heinous crimes rape or molestation if he can still partake
He's a bottom â@@susiehaltmann3342
â@@susiehaltmann3342 He wants it.
@@wolffrags9856 oh. Thats crazy
Bro every mma fighter sitting there
This is how I imagine it when someone says prisons are gae
âDâahhh you got meâ ahh inmateđ
âAhh shucksâ
Tiktok npc
â@kurosakihinomura8099 You said that two other times and then called someone autistic. Idk, man.I think you're the npc. A really edgy oneđ€Ł
â@@Skullyveinsyou probably say newgen unironically
He's right though
The counterfeiter is cute as hell bruh, why ain't everybody else raise they hands? XD
At least it's not r$pe, it's consent
May be bcz he only topsđđif you know what I mean
Have you SEEN the man? His massive bro
â@@kamabokogonpachirou3220 the context would suggest otherwise.
@@lordlopikong6940yeah but it would be like riding the horse since he is the bottom anyway