People Reveal The Worst Things They Unknowingly Did As Children
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I called 911 and told them to shut up when I was five.
*sighs*
Mekk-Knight Red Moon what XD I was 5
@@iamlearningjapanese5276 i guess i can't argue when i was 5 when i said my first swear word
What did 911 say? xD
Prism Primarina I remember they say dispatch an ambulance, I hung the phone up. 10 minutes later or so, they called my mom and she’s like “that’s my five year old daughter.”
I used to think I was super powerful for being able to glare at people and make them leave the room at my will. Turns out its just awkward and uncomfortable being vicously glared at by a six year old.
I love little you
Sold hot dogs for money, *asked to leave animal rights protest*
I used to do the same thing lol
@@wtfismarydoing7978 Its super effective, especially if you look like the little kid from The Omen
2 years after I moved to my new home, I learned of an 'infinite' supply of money on my dad's phone.
Guilt still remains as my family is near broke three years later. Never forgot it and probably never will.
When I was young I saw an old lady and asked “WHYS THE OLD MAN WEARING A DRESS?”
M I can’t stop cracking up 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
This was a good comment 😂
😂😂😂
haha
Bruh 😂
Not me but a friend of mine. He was 5 and apparently a girl in his class was constantly teasing him. So he followed her in the toilets and peed on her.
He still feels proud whenever the topic is brought up
RIP
THAT GIRL WHO GOT PEED ON
YOU WERE JUST BEING WHO YOU ARE
JoTs24
That boy is amazing lmao
JoTs24 THE HECK XD
Oh my lord-
Poor girl oml
When I was 6 I overheard my parents talking, and I heard “sexy”
So I go up to them and say
What’s sexy? And they said
It means you’re happy
So I said
I’m sexy then! And the next day at school I told all my friends that I was sexy, and finally went up to my teacher and said “I’m sexy! Are you sexy?”
And I got suspended for 2 days
lewl
okay thats kind of your parents fault haha
But really though, was your teacher sexy?
That's some top-notch parenting right there.
O my gosh😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Worst thing I did unknowingly...
When I was 6ish I asked my mom what the middle finger meant. She said it meant “a swear”. After that, anytime a friend, my sister, anyone told me to swear to do or not to do something, I would raise my middle finger and say “I swear...”
OH MY GOD
Haha haha lmao
@@Kaiyats you ruined it
@@zBrianPlayz you ruined it
@tutocriticapollo you ruined it
When I was little I used to like hiding between hangers in shops. Once when I hid between hangers close to the wall, I saw a woman searching for a new dress or something. She was right in front of me, searching through "my" hangers and she didn't realised that I was there until I said "Hi" to her.
I think I have traumatized her a bit.
Flori Albert LOLL IM CRYINGG “hi”
Lol HAHAHAHA
I bet she got a good laugh outta that
OMG XD 😂😂😂
Once I was with my mum and I went to hug her but I hugged a random person and i screamed really loud and ran away,
I was 7
yo similar thing happened to me too
@@lilopizzaroll5109 same here
That's actually relatable to most people
I dipped my hands in a toilet
@@charjedloriccharjedloric9811 that's also relatable I guess but you never felt true pain if you were peeing and for some reason something fell into de bowl
When I was young I saw a black baby for the first time, and pointed at it and screamed at the top of my lungs “LOOK MOMMY A CHOCOLATE BABY!!!!” and my mom looked like she wanted to pushed my stroller of a cliff and drown her self in a toilet.
naviter aww that’s cute, I don’t think it’s offensive😂
Ur Mom Now that’s actually kinda weird...😂
When I was 6 my little cousin who was 4 asked why her baby was a black I said they dipped white babies in chocolate sometimes 🙃
Im black and one when i was 5 time on the subway i saw a super black man and pointed at him and asked my mom why he was so black and my brother who was 7 just laughed i think my mom wanted to kill me and my bro that day.
@@ezzamoonstone7320 okay that's not nicw
I once flicked my great-aunt’s double chin when I was four while saying, “What is this? It looks like a dead fish.”
Best comment I've read all day 😂
This is frickin beautiful
Master Phoenix Harp Why thank you.
@@marthaloopenheimer8123 it was my pleasure
STOP!! IM IN MY PSYCH CLASS HAHAHA
'what does sh*t mean'
‘It’s a swear word'
'Yeah but what does it mean'
it means
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Elelelele
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay for poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Tee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy, happy, happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopy underwear now
Hee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah *cough*
Poop
@@Bongs237 wat?
@@Bongs237 u just repeated uh oh stinkys entire lyric....RESPECC
Bongs237 WHY ARE YOU HERE-
@@Bongs237 I LOVE YOUR VIDS!!
When I was in 2nd grade, causally waiting in the bus line to go inside the bus, my friend said "I bet I can scream the word cow louder than you can", and they literally just whispered "cow". I simply reply with, "that's nothing", and I screamed cow at the top of my lungs outside of the bus line (and I can scream really loud, so everyone heard me loud and clear). As a teacher was coming over to see what had just happened, I said, "I told ya so". Apparently, that wasn't the right thing to do.
@Zoe Lang same
Nah the teach and your friends on drugs, you did the right thing. UnU
🤣
I used to mix up the words prodigy and prostitute when I was in elementary school. I can distinctly remember saying to my mom once “Yeah, this girl named Bethany in my class is super smart. She’s, like, a prostitute”
i feel like ive read this word for word somewhere
@@bagelbite5682 Hmmm.
@@daltonmiller5590 *metal gear solid alert sound plays*
@@bagelbite5682I definitely typed this out myself. Maybe this is a common occurrence and it's not just my messed up mind? I actually want to see if I can find anyone else on the internet who's experienced this now, but I really don't want to go around googling the word prostitute at all.
@@xpa-beads501 Yup, I thought you copied and pasted a comment I wrote at first. Then I got a notification saying someone replied to my "hmmm" comment I made on this comment, and I look and now it's someone else's comment that you copied. I tried pressing read more, but it was glitched, and when I selected the "all comments" button, I saw your actual comment. Not copied.
This is very strange. It's some sort of glitch with the comment. I have literally never seen this happen before. Very strange. CZcams plz fix.
My Younger Brother Once Middle-Fingered The Whole 5th Grade Thinking It Meant Good Job.
*claps* My sister did the same thing
Hey class 🖕 good job
reminds me of the time i swore before even knowing what a swearword is(the swearword was s*** and needless to say i was in major trouble for saying it,ironically i always have been and still am a well behaved student,with the exeption of homework somehow managing to be late way too often when i leave the house early and the extremely few behavioural slip-ups)
🖕good job friends
69th like
“When a 9 year old tried to “hijack” his toilet” I’m dead 😂😭💀
Pickle Rapist yassssssss
When I was a kid my kindergarten teacher had us sing "I believe I can fly" for some school recital. 6 year old me couldn't remember all the lyrics, so I wrote down the stuff I couldn't remember. Since I was just a kid I most likely paraphrased it, and instead of a song about reaching your dreams it (probably) sounded like I wanted to jump off our balcony. My visiting grandmother was worried my innocent 6 year old self wanted to commit suicide. I didn't know this until I became an adult, and mom was reminiscing about the past.
LOL XD
IM DYING XD
I like ur username
i believe i can fly, i believe i can fall and die, i believe the balcony is a place where it is trueeeeeeeee
When we were little my grandpa (who is missing an arm) would take off his prosthetic arm to scare all the little kids, but me, being a fearless toddler, grabbed his arm from him and ran away with it😂
I needed this
That wasnt even rude like-he probably laughed his ass off.
And me I remember being afraid of one of my parent's friend who had lost her both legs due to a car crash, I was crying in my bedroom not even wanting to wave or say hello to her. I was scared af, she looked like a zombie to me :( I'm sorry
Lol
Tbh that sounds like my little brother and I when we were little
The worst thing I did as a kid (I think I was 9 or 10) was overwriting my parent's VHS wedding tape with a bunch of Pokémon episodes
Priorities
Omg lol
*salutes*
Lilia LMFAO
10/10
When I was like 3 I was standing over my little brother while my mom was changing his diper on the couch and I told him to open his mouth and when he did I dropped a penny down his throat and he swallowed it. They made a big fuss about it but he just passed it. Another time I called 911 just to hang up as soon as the operator answered. I didn't realize they could track the number and I just about shit myself when they showed up.
Lol
When I was 5 I walked to the laundromat with my sister and some of her friends. The doors were crystal clear, I walked straight into the door managing to get a concussion and shatter the glass
This is so relatable it hurts
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Jäde Are you okay now?
Person without a Cool username hopefully lol yeah I’m okay it’s been 7 years
My puppy did this the other day. He was running in places he shouldn’t on the garden. And after he noticed my brother go to get him, my puppy raced into the house so quickly that he didn’t have time to notice the door was closed and bumped into the glass. He’s fine, he didn’t whine but it’s funny now I look back on it. Karma comes round to everybody, even dogs.
The Abomination poor thing :( tell the pup I said hi!
I accidentally told my cousin that he was adopted, because I thought he knew already.
I was 10.
Leslie Perez how old was he
@@rexbutbetterthentheotheron1316 9
Or 8, I don't remember, but he was certainly younger than me
How did he react what happened? lol sounds juicy
Leslie Perez I did the same thing
When i was 4 yrs old, i sneaked out of home and literally walked 7km to another village just to see one particular street sign
I still do that kind of thing
What was the sign
@@emilyschauman3683 cant remember what it was
@@c8lyn525 ikr, i was weird back then lol
Dude same, accept i did it until like 9 yrs old and it was in the same village and maybe not 7km
I was 6y/o when my brother said "testicles are fun to play with" and me, who don't know what a testicle is back then, asked my parents what a testicle is while we we're eating dinner. They stopped eating and looked at me dead in the eye while my brother is laughing and my parents said "where did you learn that" I said "my brother". My brother stopped laughing and just looked at me like he's about to kill me then he got grounded for a week
Zoe Lang your right you have lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How old was he
Lmao 🤣🤣 I asked my dad at the age of 4-5 what sex was. My mom apparently was like 'She asked you, figure it out'
I don't remember what he responded and they don't remember either. But they do remember they were shook and it's pretty much the most repeated story ever 🤣🤣🤣
@Zoe Lang now why would your parents punish your brother for just telling you you own testicles? That's the correct way to refer to it, it's basic male attribute and you had to use it to pee at the time, so why not just explain it? There's nothing wrong about this honestly, this reaction is a bit too off
Is no one even going to try to mention how that boy microwaved a hamster
Marshall Mathers lol
We try not to
I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
we make jokes that one of our kids (lets call him M, because that is his initial for his first name), M likes to grill hamsters and sell them as Chicken McHamsters. its funny af
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
My dad and I used to fake wrestle when I was little. One day in preschool our teacher asked us what we liked to do with our dads. I said “I like when my daddy plays rough with me”. My mom was called.
*o h g o d*
@@esperino07
*n o t t o d a y*
*FBI OPEN UP*
And then everyone clapped
I like it when daddy gives me the belt
I asked my mom what the “chopstick makers” were doing... I was referring to a couple of asian people.... Im sorry people whoever you are.
*_How dare you..._* 😶😶😶😶
...
Kids nowadays be like, "Mom, what are the school shooters doing?"
@Bricky Boi 69 He's "asain" and you're a "fricking fat merican". mhm, mhm.
it was joke you dumb piece of trash and you are worse for really being racist @@AS-dr1cp
I asked my mom for a vibrator
I meant the small hand massager but I was 6 I was confused on why she yelled at me to not call it a vibrater🤷🏽♀️
Because its a adult product
@@gokusoloscope thanks captain obvious
Why did she yell at you though? You didn't even know what a vibrator was.
K M U L T I J N it’s probably because she didn’t want me to say it around people lol 🤷♀️
Roblox Overlord an* I’ve seen so many spelling mistakes by you in the comments. You’re definitely like 10 or 11 years old. Also you said your brother made you *DRINK* a cigar, tf?
“Stomashashe” text to speech ain’t working 😂
Ray Romano, is that you?
I was like 5 or something and my mom read some old book to me, which used the word gay to mean happy. I later asked her what if meant and as she was working and not really paying attention, she says “Happy”
I proceeded to go to school the next day and tell my teachers that I’m gay. A few laughed, a few looked disgusted.
2019: I wasn’t wrong.
LOL
My friend got sent to detention for saying he was gay "as in happy" I went to a really backwater screwy school.
LMAOOOOO
*-Why does your profile picture so creepy?-* just wow mate
OMFGGGGG
When I was 7yo, I was in the train with my grandma and I started to talk to this couple seating in front of us (while my grandma was sleeping). They asked me why I was with her and I told them that my parents were in prison. Everybody in the wagon was shocked and I kept speaking about how they had to go to prison and come back and go again and always talk to judges
Finally, my grandma woke up and she explained that my parents were lawyers and not criminals. Everybody was relieved and life went on
I once saw my daughter dance around with her middle finger up when she was 5.
She shouldn't even know about that, check what she's watching on CZcams and what she's Googling
I think she knows what she’s doing. Little savage
She probably learned it from her friends once when I was in fifth grade I didnt know what swear words wear so I always used my middle finger to point at things one of my friends told me to stop and one time one of my "friends" tought me how to say the F word but I didnt know what it meant... until I said it in front of my parents...
That's not even that bad
When I was 11 my sister did the same thing (she was 7) and she did it aimed at me and she could see that I was holding in my laugh so she said that she was gonna do it to my mum. I had to let her do it cos my mum was not gonna tell her off as she didn't know what it meant but if I told her what it meant I would get in trouble for teaching her something rude. My mum's reaction was priceless.
When I was like 7 or something i picked up the phone and it was a scammer on the other end and I responded with
“SHUT UP!” then I hung up
I still do that to this day and I’m 21. I don’t get scam calls much though.
Baby Yoda you did the right thing
You did definitely the right thing
@@insecdroid lol
Undressed 7 mannequins until the store manager took notice.
That's pretty funny
I was the 100th like
what, undressing mannequins is pretty hard, i couldn't do it alone as an adult
did he hire you after that?
amy lmao how could she reach
When I was in preschool, one day the class got bananas for snack. We started arguing over whose banana was bigger.
Mary Callie MY SAUSAGE IS BIGGER THEN ALL THE BANANAS
LMAOOOOO
Lmao, that made me die
Its birdcatkity in preschool some kid sent me a love note out of the blue and I bashed his head into the wall
no my banana is bigger!
no mine is, dammit-------
...
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
when i was little i was at my uncle's house and i was playing with my cousin. He had this fake guitar he really loved and i asked him if he wanted to see a magic trick and he said yes. I broke the strings of the guitar and i said ''Now after i say the magic words it will be fixed!!''. So i said the magic words and it never got fixed. My dumbass broke his guitar
he didn't speak to me for 2 days.
When I was about 6-7, I found my mom's vibrator and turned it on. I couldn't figure out how to turn it off so I stuffed it into a drawer.
Another time I had the vibrator again and I started using it as a neck massager. About five minutes later, I went to find my mom. I found her with my sister in the living room (My sister at the time is 9-10) and told her that this neck massager works really well.
I stole a Barbie magazine from Walmart then years later I found it and asked my mom where did I get this
Mom: You stole it
edit: thank you for all this likes! i got a notification 10 months later and forgot about this!
Oof
Lmao
I once stole a lipstick. Pretty sure my mum and the seller noticed it tho so my mum probably paid for it idk😂
911 umm lol
911 umm lol
When I was 5 or 6 I walked around at our family Christmas party slapping people’s asses yelling, “Good game baby!”
And then everybody slapped...
Can't get that Image out of my head
Omg I can't breathe 😂😂 😂😫
This made me choke on my orange juice
Kristijan Oros Same. Not in a weird way. But my friend and I had this weird game where if you slap someone’s butt, you get ‘bottom juice’ and whoever had the most ‘bottom juice’ won.
We were super weird. But I didn’t think anything was wrong with it. But now I realise how messed up we were...
When I was in preschool there was this mini toy animal I could easily put in a pocket. Since we were able to play with the toys whenever I thought they were free. So I took it home and showed it to my dad.
I did the same except with colouring pencils, still have them to this day 😂
I think I stole some crayons in elementary school.
When I was in preschool i found a cat sticker i liked it so much that I took it home, but I kinda got in trouble 😳😳
When I was little, my dad would take me into the bathroom with him and this guy walked in and he left without washing his hands
I said to him “Hey mister, you forgot to wash your hands”
Wot
@@eebertdeebert Wot
@FotY Wot
I’d make a proper reply but nah
Wot
YoU wOt MaTe
I sprayed myself with my mom’s pepper spray thinking it was some kind of Cologne or perfume. I was seven.
I think your going to need more than just eye drops for that
Nice job, mate.
A Baseball bat it is it makes you smell nice and spicy
Ur a base ball bat how (ik ur a person)
Oh lord 😂😂
When I was in kindergarten my friend and I would always scream "World war 3" on the playground because I thought what my grandpa told me was cool.
I'm German and this was in a German kindergarten...
★Breezy Blue★ lmao
Typical German... I would say?
My grandpa: *WW 2 flashbacks*
*Darn*
i like how the idea of WW3 became some sort of joke XD
When my mom was 9 she accidentally hit someone with some farming tool and he had really deep cuts and had to get stitches and he still has scars on his leg
Ouch
Oh my-
goodness-
At the dinner table, randomly, “Mommy, how do you twerk.” I was little, ok?
XD
So what are you now, 12? 😅
XD
The Shmoopinator CUTIES
Lel
My mum tells me when I was a tiny toddler I asked her why that man was so dirty
The man was black
Sunburns
I did that to but instead of saying dirty I asked my mom “why is he was brown skinned? Did he get burned?”
I called them brown people
For whatever reason, when I was about 4, I referred to dark skin as “the law” and I’d get weird looks from my parents whenever I’d ask them “why Obama got the law?”
My friend asked “why is that man made of chocolate?”
So it could be worse
When I was around 9 years old and me and my brother (7 at the time) were sitting in the backseat of the car going to the grocery store he apparently had been playing with a coin and accidentally swallowed it. Nobody saw and he didn’t say anything about it, he just asked “What happens if you swallow a coin?” And I responded immediately “You die.” trying to be funny. He spent the rest of the car ride pale as a sheet of paper, he confessed a few minutes later and our parents reassured him that he would not, in fact, die. I scared the absolute shit out of him
Little Red, I’m sorry but baking soda
How did he accidentally swallow it?
*That was some funny shit*
@@meepsbean1075 Accidents happen my g.
Wth that is exactly what happened to me but it was like 3 am in my moms room and me my brother father and mother were sleeping all together I swallowed it idk why and I asked what happens if u swallow a coin and my brother said u die but it was okay I said it was a penny but I couldn’t see bc it was dark lol
Once when I was around 7. I got out a pair of scissors because there was a hole is a tree. And I spent the rest of the afternoon peeling away bark about a half inch thick. And encouraged my friends to help. When we all went back home, there was a good sized chunk of bark missing.
My sis did something like this... there was a bee hive...
Once, when I was little, me and my mom were in a grocery store and I saw an African-American man wearing a suit. He was about 60-ish years old. I unknowingly said, "Look mom, it's Obama!" The dude got a pretty good laugh and my mom had to tell me that he was not, in fact, Obama.
I did that too
I pooped in a fountain. My clearest memory from childhood.
@Luna Underrated comment! 😂😂😂😂
LOL
wtf!?!
Luna I painted with poop on my mums wall
Throw a coin in, make a wish!
Apparently when I went to the grocery store with my mom as a young child I noticed she forget to get the cat litter and I started yelling at her while in line that we forgot the “kitty shitter” 😂😂😂
reminds me of how a couple years ago i was talking about something to do with citizenship lessons and being the dumbass i was it accidentaly came out as shitizenship,i still joke about it with my friends to this day
Lol Hahaha 🤣 when I read this I burst out laughing omg🤣😂
My mom would’ve spanked off my ass
OPAL DUNTON
W H E E Z E
Christina Karpinski my mom would normally slapped my face but she said it was so funny and knew I meant no harm or foul play haha
When I was 4 years old at my dad's house in the morning I opened the fridge, grabbed a brand new 10 pound block of cheese and at it for breakfast. When I was halfway done, my dad found me hiding under the table eating it. What's funny about it is that my dad wasn't even mad. He just laughed it off
Wtf 2 kg
Same
When i was 6, i thought the stove was on fire, and there me being the little clever 6 year old i thought i could save the day by grabbing a towel and then throw it. and i did. I grabbed the towel and threw it at the stove and the towel caught on fire.
Luckily, the house didn't Catch on fire. But still.
xD
@Latin Games the man behind the slaughter
she had a *_stomachash_*
A stomach mustache?
A stomach 'stache
Yeah it does that shit a lot, fasabook, burjers, etc
No Chill it’s because the author of the video changes the word, to make it funnier loool
*_STUMMA SHASH_*
When my now 19yo older sister was 4, she stood up in the middle of my dad’s MILITARY work function in front of all his work friends and shouted at the top of her lungs, “WHEN I’M OLDER, I’M GONNA HAVE SEX!”
I wasn’t even born yet and I still embarrass her by talking about it with her boyfriend
Nooooooooo you didn’t
OMG hahahaha🤣
@Linton im sorry, i made a misassumption, apologies in advance.
I have short memories of ruining my moms devices. Throwing her phones in the trash, breaking them, and plucking the keys out of her laptop.
I was about- 3? 4? I was a strong kid.
When I was 3, my great grandmother had a walker and would walk with a limp. (My great grandmother had health problems so she had some difficulty walking and later had to use a wheelchair) I looked at her and my ignorant self thought that was how you walked. I copied the way she walked with the invisible walker and everything. She passed away a few years ago at the hospital. Love ya Enang.
@Death i have a great grandma and she's 72
One time when my mom made me real happy when she did something for me, forgot what it was, I said "mom when I grow up I'm gonna marry you" she looked at me like 😶, laughed, then said good luck with that.
Had no fucking idea how marriage worked.
A L A B A M A I N T E N S I F I E S
@@K.D.Meyers
I forgot how to breathe for like a minute when I read that
Your profile pic is my response
Sigmund Freud wants to know your location
I remember asking my father who he was going to marry when he grew up.
Not me, but my friends mum tried to teach her how to iron clothes. Unfortunately, my friend got burnt (not badly). She went into school the next day and when the teacher asked how she got the burn she said ‘My mom tried to teach me a lesson.’ Very concerned phone calls ensued.
IM DYING 😂😂
Oh lord! *laughs*
@@Ambipie oh lord *wonders why it was edited*
@@Jyoshi0 *C O N C E R N*
Yeah, I could see how that could be concerning-
When I was 3 my grandma gave me a barbie doll and I ripped its head off and threw it across the room lol..
BarbYEET batteries not included.
Hunter Durych I’m dying
Why?
I bet ur grandma was shook af
Normal
When I was around 6, my grandpa was picking me up upside down and that was a mistake because my butt was like right in his face and I laughed so hard I farted right in his face. Good times.
Not the worst thing, but still funny
Lel
My cousin told me that if I held up my middle finger at someone it meant I loved them, so I flipped my dad off... didn’t go to well
Lmfaooo
well i hope your cousin had a small talk with his dad to teach you this.
I swear the exact same shit happened to me in preschool.
"I love you 🖕🏻"
Lolol I can imagine this 😂
when I was around 6, I screamed “RAPE TIME” at the top of my lungs in a playground because I’d seen my brother watching an abridged anime that said that. the other parents were mortified
EDIT: I actually ended up finding the video, czcams.com/video/TgnIjJexut4/video.html time stamp 7:48 lol wow time flies
oh god no
Oh dear
Don’t do this Blaise, don’t do it.
Screw it.
*R A P E T I M E*
Aeryn Han i did something like that, so we were going down for PE and I was behind this girl and us kids (entire class) would run down the stairs. And so I shouted “IM GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!” At the top of my voice. I never talked to that girl again because she would run away.
I am laughing too hard at that
When I was like 3 or 4 years old me and my older sister were playing a game where we would pretend to be fairies. My sister had a stick and pretended it was a wand so she hit me lightly on the head with the “wand” to pretend she casted a spell on me. Being the little idiot I was I wanted a “wand” of my own so I went to the kitchen, took a broom and hit my older sister on the head as hard as I could. Obviously she started crying and then I started crying like I had done nothing wrong.
Me and my sister laugh every time we think about this.
When I was about 7 or 8 my dad always made me eat healthy food and I wasn’t aloud pop and I when to a birthday party for one of my friends and I had drank 2 cans of cream soda and then went into the bathroom and barfed it all back up and her mom had to clean it up I was never got invited to her house again
For being sick? Hmm. And also pop doesn’t make people throw up. I think it’s because you had never drank any before so you’re body wasn’t used to it
I don’t know but yeah I wasn’t used to drinking pop and I drank two whole cans
Wild filly love horses and hobby horsing I don’t see why being sick is a reason to ban someone from their home though. Can’t really be controlled.
Im sorry but your grammar is wackkk 💀
When I was around 11, I told my dad that when I got older I wanted to beat him up. He thought I meant I wanted to hurt him, but I meant that my dad was a superman to me and I wanted to be strong like him.
He probably left you lol *no offense*
lmao
and then he left for 15 years for milk
when i was around 7, me and my parents were going to the store. i had a fake rubber bouncy egg and it looked really realistic, i also somehow got a real egg. i found a random man and threw the rubber egg at him. he jumped back in surprise and screamed but then laughed as he realized it was fake. i gave him the real egg and asked him to scare my parents. he thought it was another fake one so he lobbed it at them and it exploded all over him.
he got dragged out of the store shortly after.
When I was 6, my big bro gave me cigars and teached me how to drink it. So I drinked it. And I threw it up. Then my mom heard me cough znd spit to the ground, and when she came, she saw the cigar and beated my big bro up. (She also found out he was drinking it for about 3 months)
I feel really bad for that guy😓😓
Savage
xx Yumi poor guy, he was just tryna be funny with a kid, no, wait I hear how that sounds, sorry
Poof Oof so you drank a cigar? You know I don’t think that’s how it works bub
When i was 8, i had a stomachache so my mum gave me some liquid paracetemol. I was a little bit of an arse when it came to medicine, i always had to have a flavoured one otherwise i wouldnt have any. So my mum gave me some strawberry flavoured paracetemol. After i took it she put it on the stairs that are outside my bedroom and went downstairs to work. About an hour later i was feeling better and i realise that i REALLY liked the taste of this medicine. Now, this was a newly opened bottle so it was almost completely full. I walked to the stairs to get the bottle, i opened it and downed the whole thing. I remember spinning around really fast in circles and finding it really funny, and my mum saying my pupils where getting bigger and smaller really quick. After a while i started crying because i was scared of myself and fell asleep that way lol. To this day she doesnt know i was on drugs and she has NO idea why i was acting like that 😂😂😂 PARENTS THIS IS WHY YOU DONT GIVE YOUR KIDS FLAVOURED MEDICINE 😂😂😂
I once Grabbed a screw driver and shoved it into my night light
“ I almost burnt my house down “
I was 5 :-: and my siblings yelled at me owo
Swirling Fizz tell me your siblings gender
* ;-;
The "owo' was really necessary here?
;-;
Analfabeto Qualquer uh boy and girl
my parents taught me the number to call the police if i needed help. They didnt thoroughly explain what "help" was referring to so i ended up calling the police for things like my cousins taking my things or not being able to find my cat. I called them 4 times in total, the last one was because my fish had died and I didn't know what to do, the police woman who picked up was kind enough to calm me down and then asked me to get my parents so that she could tell them what happened.
Not sure if my parents got fines for this as I was only 5 or 6 and this was the 90' but my mum thinks I at least understood the basics of "when to call the police" as when you think about it, I called to report a theft, missing person and a reported death.
Ahsoka Tano lol you really didn’t report any of those things. You did however, create a fake story, try to get likes on CZcams, and lie about wasting the police stations time WITHOUT getting in trouble.
@@twistedrazor4730 chill bro
@@twistedrazor4730 We found the socially deprived dude who has to assume everyone lies due to his inability too tell the truth.
@@twistedrazor4730 You don't know how derp kids, are do you? Depending on the location, the police could've very easily waived it off as a kid being a derp, and just tell their parents to teach them not to call 911 for inane shit like that.
...Meanwhile, People dial 911 and tell them inane shit like that only they happen to be elders.
Twisted Razor I don’t think it was a lie. I used to do that as a kid too, lots of kids did. :P
When I was 4 yrs old I saw a little person and asked my mum "why is that person so small?" Well the little person's friend wasn't happy and started screaming in my face.I understand I shouldn't have said that but I still don't understand why an adult would scream in a 4 yr old's face.
Edit: just to clarify what I meant when i said little person. when I said little person I meant that the guy had dwarfism.
*salt* If I were you during that I would’ve been traumatized wtf- You were a child, an adult shouldn’t lose their shit like that.
@@StarTheWolf99 I know
*salt* some adults are stupid and don’t know how to present ideas to people
Jesus christ you were four
* salt * wtf that adult got some problems
When i was 6 i put gummy bears in the microwave, i was confused when it set on fire then a fire truck got here.
Life lesson: gummy bears + microwave = arson.
Ah, yes, a gourmet meal.
I was like very young so don’t judge me.
My grandma was doing something and saw blood on the floor, she saw me in the living room, laughing, blood on my hands, and holding blades.. apparently I was exposed to blades and played with it, crushing it in my hands AND FELT NO PAIN. I don’t have the scars anymore.. I didn’t even know that happened, my grandma randomly told me.. ;-;
When i was like 5 or 6 i took a fish out of the fish tank and threw it at my dad and he beat my ass lol
I dont know why this made me laugh so hard
I- I need to know why lol
Waveshope On IG “lol” I’m wtf?
Michael Jackson HeHeHEHEEE
You....you are messed up
Was it with the fish
Awww that dad that planned the welcome home party made me sad
Apparently when I was like 3 or 4. I stole some toys from daycare and put them in my diaper. My mom and grandma took them out of my diaper and put them on the table. A few hours later, they looked and big surprise, the toys were back in my diaper. But they couldn't return them, because I decided it would be ok to piss on them. I guess I was marking my territory. 😂😂😂😂
I was 5 years old reading countries off the map when I stumbled upon “Niger” in class, I assume you knew how I said it lol
🧐
Ray Levi oh
oh no
I feel SO bad for that Dad planning that party :(
I know, my parents piss me off a lot but that would crush me. I would feel terrible
I feel bad for the kid who went to his parents room that where having a romantic night
I feel bad for the dead hamster
Well it's kind of on the dad since he said his kid could stay another week after he spent all that money on the party.
Darius de Laurentiis he doesnt want the kid to come back home sad or disappointed because he wanted to stay longer because he enjoyed it so much
When I was real young at a Walmart. I saw a woman wearing a Niqab and I vividly remember pointing at her and loudly saying. “Look mommy! A ninja!” I had whiplash from how quick my mom snatched me up and took me away.
I hope the woman in the niqab laughed it off. :)
Lol that sounds funny
Oh, you think that's bad? Well i saw a hijab woman and literally shouted (yes,shouted), "Mommy,look! Its the member of ISIS!"
I saw this on another reddit story 😑
I know you were young but I'm Muslim and I find it very difficult to process it through my brain
When I was like 3 or 4 possibly 5
My dad teached swim (still does) and some of the swim boys where carpooling with us. We had a minivan so me and my 2 other siblings were in the back, 2 boys in the captain chairs, dad drove, mom was next to him. We stopped to get drinks and I got a strawberry Nesqwick. We were driving and I got really tired of the boys talking. I was right behind one of the boys in the captain chairs. I told him that I would pour my milk on him and he DARED me to. Should not have done that. I accepted said dare and did so. Immediately I regretted it and I got lectured on why we don't pour strawberry milk down other peoples shirts even if they are annoying, also got lectured that the car was going to smell bad. It did. It smelled like pool for the rest of swim season.
That is my story like if you either sat through it all or actually liked it or both
Dad: we don't pour strawberry milk on people
You: but he was annoying
Dad: it doesn't matter
You: he dared me!
Dad: WE DONT POUR STRAWBERRY MILK ON PEOPLE
@@ibic2441 Pretty much
@@thementallifeyo if I was your dad I don't know if I could lecture you about strawberry milk without dying from laughter
Props to ur dad
Lol
Embarrassing things i did at my old school: I told my senpai that i liked him and he was a very cute nerd ♥ he confessed he also liked me and i was sorta a waifu, his little sister is also adorable and a friend that you can trust, those sorta friends are hard to find.
2. In my class i screamed "NATASHA" and "KATASHA" and my teacher didn't know who yelled it. 😂
3. Not knowing what "Stupita carona/corona" means when it's a bad word in spanish
4. Yelling "POTATOE URINE" to my mom and dad. 😂
W h y
@@otakuvibes2949 :o
I was and still am, an annoying, sometimes mean, trouble maker, i gived a few months ago a black eye to my friend, and he is stronger then me :)
When my Mam was little, she went to a funeral and knew you had to say something to the grieving people (sorry for your loss) but didn't know what it was. She went up to everyone, shook their hands saying congratulations.
_insert shocked Pikachu meme_ but really I could see myself have done the same thing
LMAO
This made me laugh😂😁😊😊
😂
CONGRATULATIONS!
When i was 6, me and my mom were watching full house and when the making-out scene came i didn’t know what it was and i thought it was normal kissing so i tried to make out with my mom and she told me “NO DON’T DO THAT” I still remember it from today
😂😂😂
Yeet Smith NO YOU POOR CHILD
I oml 🤣
*_oh no_*
*YEET*
According to my parents i called the police when i was a toddler, babbled a bit, then turned it off. However mins/hrs later, a policeman came to our house asking if everything was alright. My parents had no clue why he was here until i came with the phone giggling..... ye i mustve been one really dumb baby
You know one of those mirror mazes. Yeah I got scared in one of those and tryed to run out......yeah I smacked my face 😑
My sister still brings it up.
I was like 5yrs old
@Zoe Lang same I have a budge named pea
Book smart
Street dumb
Is the perfect summary for my entire life up to this point
When I was extremely little my mom took me to the children's hospital to get some shots or something and this black guy joins us in the elevator. Now, as a toddler who the only other people he had ever met was his neighbors (two fair skinned asian and caucasian families), I had never honestly met a person with darker skin. So naturally, being the naive little shit I was, I pointed up at him and tugged my mom's skirt and whispered loudly "Look, Mommy, that man has brown skin!" She grimaced and immediately apologized and explained to the man, but he was actually really nice and we had a nice talk in the waiting room about people and their differences. Regardless, I still cringe to this day.
I don't see anything wrong about it tbh.
When my brother was little he saw a fat guy in the store and loudly asked if he was pregnant
@@InvaderGIR98 LOL WTH
@@InvaderGIR98 when my sister was like 3 she saw a fat family in a restaurant and yelled to my mom and dad, "FAT! FAT! THEY'RE ALL FAT!"
Shishilan Pasilan once i was at a dinner party when I was four and I just randomly shouted out to my dad, “DADDY YOU’RE SEXY!!!”
A couple I can remember:
- When I was around 4-5, we were in a plane that had just landed and some people were starting to shuffle through the aisle to get off the plane. I was sitting in my seat next to the aisle, and I saw a rather rotund man passing by. I immediately pointed at him and exclaimed "Wow! Look at that fat man!" From what I remember he flinched back and frowned, and my mother was very embarrassed.
- I was at my cousin's house and they had a jar of nutella on the kitchen counter. They also had a little dog, and I found it so cute whenever the dog licked my hand. So i stuck my finger in the nutella jar and let the dog lick the nutella off my finger. Then I got some more and did it again. Multiple times. Fortunately enough, the dog didn't die, and is still alive years later.
If the dog died I would have personally hired the man behind the slaughter
When I was little, a dwarf was in the shops, and I was so kind so I said, what a pretty girl. I now regret talking to anyone my age just in case.
What?
I almost killed my brother. He was a premature baby and was in an incubator. I was between the age of 1 and 2 and my mum was holding me next to the control panel of buttons. And me, being a child pushed them and turned off his oxygen supply. Apparently a bunch of nurses and doctors burst in absolutely crapping themselves
What the actual hell why was he in a incubator
@@yeetdoot7213 Because if they're premature (born before they were supposed to be) they still need warmth (as in if they were still in the womb)
Yeet Doot
My brother was born 3 months early and had issues breathing, eating or really doing anything.
*spawnkill*
I want to do that to my piece of crap brother!
In kindergarten I asked if I could use the bathroom. Teacher said yes.
I went to the bathroom and put soap all over the floor.
Lololololololol
Your profile pic makes it 100× better🤣
I did that too
I put the soap on the sink (we have a really long sink at my school) it gets on the side but I wash it off it takes a minute tho bc it’s like \_/ if you go near the drain
kermit guy yes that was savage
When I was 3, I was in my parents brand new car pretending to drive to the bank and I found a bunch of change in the cup holder and decided to start shoving coins in the CD slot pretending that it was the atm machine. As you can imagine it completely destroyed the car's expensive radio and got my parents pretty upset. But the best part was that my dad removed the radio when he got rid of the car and gave it to me as a present for my 14th birthday and I got to unscrew it and remove all the old change I had put in there 🤣🤣🤣
I accidentally said "I love you" to my teacher during registration because there was a book in the class that had "I love you" in the title.
I was 6 or 7
When i was like 6 years old i was in a shop with my father and there was this plus size woman walking around. I walked over to her and poked her in her belly because i wanted to know what it felt like. I live in a relatively small town and i still see the woman occasionally, i don’t think she likes me very much
Move.
Your.
Ass
Of
Town
i was like 4 y.o playing with my cousins when i smacked and slapped a stranger's ass and i thought it was my cousin..
I ended up running from her lol
Marcus022 Gaming sweet Home Alabama
Aint alabama its a stranger not my fault lol
@@MarcusBuguis so slapped a strangers but because you thought was your cousin so... If it wasn't a stranger you would have slapped your cousins butt...
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
@@thematthewchannel3225 Well for some reason i was just 4 y.o at that time and slapping a cousin's ass is not called an alabama yet :]
@@alexbespicy i did if for fun tho, i was just 4 at that time
When I was little I wanted to be a ninja *so I kicked my mum in the stomach really hard*
Also she was pregnant with my baby sister at the time so.
Is she ok
@@xdgamerkid yeah 😂
Omg wtf
@@hania9298 did your baby sister born
you knew what you were doing lmfao
When i was a kid i was playing hide and seek with my dad, and i hid in a plastic box. Not just any box. A clear TRANSPARENT PLASTIC BOX
See, this is why kids shouldn’t have secrets.
Was there air flow?
When I was 5 my mother asked me to wake my sister up (she’s seven years older than me) and being the little shit I was, I grabbed a broom handle and just straight up hit her with it a few times. Good times.
QcumberHershey that’s easy.
Just grab a paper and a red marker, then draw blood
My aunt used to wake my dad up by throwing books at him from the doorway because he
‘looked scary when he woke up’
I was told to wake up my sister so I got a shoe and repeatedly smacked the door saying
Hanananana nananana good morning
Hanananana nananana *GOOD MORNING* (I yelled the last one)
My SiStEr DeFiNaTeLy DiDn'T sLaP mE rOuNd ThE hEaD wItH tHe ShOe
@@jax9060 well tbf I think most people would look scary when woken up wtih thrown books
When I was about 7 I watched porn unknowingly.
Like almost everyone..
I committed Murder
Around 1000 insects were killed
Anime
i killed my mom irl don't tell anyone
*you had us in the first half, not gonna lie*
I did to...
I killed a mosquito
Gerardo Lareu you are under arrest
9:28 this kid wanted to smoke weed...
1:35
that's what happened to me except it wasn't any special day, I woke up to tell my mom that "I don't feel goo- BLWEAAGAHGAHGH!!!" and since the floor was only a carpet at that time it was horrible for my mom to clean it all up