Slime vs The World | The Yard
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 25. 06. 2024
- It's December everybody! This week the boys come with a hot new theme song and a bag full of stories. Ludwig goes on a drug journey, Slime starts multiple beefs, and the boys discuss the validity of stage hypnotism. (Episode 23)
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - intro
00:00:16 - ludwig is too connected
00:01:48 - sorry austin
00:03:28 - welcome to the yard
00:06:50 - ludwig doesn't care
00:08:33 - climbing was miserable
00:11:34 - aiden goes to sweden & gets recognised
00:14:46 - atrioc gets recognised before ludwig
00:15:44 - nick has beef with austin
00:17:29 - sorry pointcrow
00:18:23 - slime opens his heart to atrioc
00:20:23 - atrioc packwatch
00:23:16 - christmas episode location reveal
00:24:54 - ludwig dislike button video
00:28:32 - mushrooms
00:37:09 - kenny vs spenny squid episode
00:39:46 - hypnotism
00:42:14 - coinbase
00:43:03 - does ludwig clock in
00:45:51 - ludwig keeps getting banned
00:51:18 - stavros
00:53:46 - nick plays halo with the minecrafters
00:54:33 - stanz is better than hells kitchen
00:56:49 - twitch has become part of peoples identity
00:57:46 - yemen
00:59:07 - botez sisters drama
01:01:30 - sony VP
01:04:03 - ludwig reveals the biggest smash tournament
01:06:13 - slime LOVES roman history
01:14:01 - lud needs some help
01:19:03 - lud went to universal
01:26:37 - nick has the best names for alts
01:27:14 - nick is getting kicked off the podcast...
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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This podcast has quickly turned into just a series of recordings of Ludwig trying his hardest to introduce empathy for content creators to the boys while they try their hardest to make him feel empathy for them.
This is the most apt description I've seen
This is the least apt description I've heard
this is a mid description
this is a description.
this.
I canât tell if Slime is running the most elaborate bit 48/7 or if heâs just an insane man
It's merely an irony, grease-filled shield that protects his gooey center of a personality.
Both
Is it bad that I find myself saying "he just like me fr" almost every time slime has a hot take
edit: the consensus seems to be that being slime-pilled is not Based
@@mr.onomatopoeia523 yes
@@mr.onomatopoeia523 yes
Slime's reaction to that Atrioc bit is truly terrifying. Brandon has gotta be living in fear
My new favorite slime quote: âitâs like lore but it really happened!â
Agree with Ludwig. It's weird how there were people acting defensively on behalf of Twitch because of the switch to CZcams. Literally just two corporations that care very little about the actual viewers, yet people make them part of their personality.
I think itâs moreso people worried that their favorite creators wonât interact anymore. Which has been proven to be false so far (look at Valkyrae) but I can see it happening. Ultimately though the viewers should not wrap themselves up that much in their favorite creators and ya know, touch grass.
@@dylanblomme4679 While I agree that streamers' personal lives should be left to the streamer and is unimportant to the viewer, I can understand their viewpoint. If you only watch Ludwig for his collaborations with other people and he stopped collabing with them, I would be upset too. Luckily, this isn't the case. But sometimes it's important to know the other side of the argument.
It is the brainwashing and manufacturing of consent their entire lives. Same with people simping over Elon Musk because he has enough money to pay actually talented people to have a vision for him.
Its a lot like the patriotism in America. When you are a citizen of America, you think about America as the place where all the people you love live. When in reality we are a representation of violence around the world, lol. In 2010 our president came on the TV and said "Yeah, we tortured some folks." Like wtf lmao. The only thing Trump did differently is rollback the policies that Obama made about transparency with drone strikes casualties and such.
I got in to a car crash while listening to this, flipped my car going 60, imagine my surprise when I land on all 4 tires, one airpod still in, press it and the episode keeps playing while I sit there in my compressed car, thanks for the company boys!
Hope you're ok
Did you die?
Driving with airpods in đ
You guys mention rock climbing in like every episode. One of my favorite things.
Same
What a cool story about Big A! Definitely won't turn into a meme that will annoy Atrioc for months to come :)
The A Meister is a sigma stone wall which no bad thoughts enter
"L + Bald"
- Big A's dad
Only fresh memes of the glizzter mister these days
oh god he's not even 10 minutes into stream & it's already started
@@KnightKingu ....well...
Literally searched for this the second it came out, I think Iâve ascended
Same :)
No. Youve been trained to seek it out once a week
I searched for it 2 hours before it came outđ
No, being ascended is subscribing with the notification bell
@@adrienlema-peters5356 true
I feel like Slime is slowly shifting into a parasocial relationship with Ludwig and I'm excited to see where it goes đż
friend of a friend is a friend :D
God I hope Slime sees this comment
this doesnât make any sense because slime and ludwig are actual friends in real life. thereâs nothing parasocial there.
@@SiddhNaik think it's a joke about how he analyzes his life and interactions a lot. (the funny part being that it's actually kind of his job unlike the weird viewers)
what the fuck does this even mean in this context, this sentence makes no fucking sense
My mom and I are listening while painting my kitchen. Sheâs not impressed đ€Ł
hi emmas mom i hope the painting goes well!
is your mom single?
Just wait until they start talking about Soaking again
@@fulerage9514 slime wants to know
@@kurtishandley4876 more like Aiden
i need a compilation of lud impressions at this point, the way they're devolving is such a work of art
Honestly slime arguing about anything that doesnât matter is actually the biggest mood. I love nothing more than screaming about something like smooth vs crunchy peanut butter.
as someone that has used the great weed delivery services in cali i have no idea why lud keeps ending up in crime fucking alley
Irk if itâs because Iâm in the valley but the fee dispensaries Iâve been to look like Apple stores. Even one where you check in first look really nice inside. And the neighborhoods arenât horrible. But yeah for delivery, itâs literally free for so many stores and you tip them and thatâs all
@@markvieyra9950 I'm in the valley and there's hella shops with 19.5% tax or less with %15-%20 off early bird special making things out the door pricing. I can pick up a gram of raw garden for $28-$34 out the door depending the shop.
You just gotta spend some time on weedmaps and you'll find a good shop no matter where you're at in LA just stay away from the 34.5% tax shops đ€ąđ€ź
@@zalyspeace Not an ignorant question, I didn't specify; one gram of concentrated thc wax, in this case live resin, can be picked up for $28-$34. You can find cheaper wax, but I'm a fan of Raw Garden for price and performance and their wax can range from 77%THC-92%THC
You can pick up$8-$25 gram of flower, and you can find $25-$65 eighths of flower (3.5grams)
We have a lot of brands and selection so thats why prices vary so much. Same story with wax; you can pick up a gram for $20 or $120 if you go with something like 710LABS
@@zalyspeace YOu blind piece of shit Read. Its wax. Its 2022 . Your from florida youll never be educated enough to smoke smart.
@@retro1reactive California also has a really high weed tax which contributes to the significantly higher prices
Atriocs hairline scandal has to be one of the biggest blunders of all time
I canât wait to see his reaction to this clip
This changes everything.
@@kristsostad7571 He's gonna do that fake laugh, long exhale, stall, then "guys... guys, ok guys... CHAT SHUT UP LET ME EXPLAIN. So there was actually a good reason... No don't COPIUM. Chat, it's not what it looks like, OK???"
@@ziwuri đđđ
I see the consistent bit of assassinating Aimen's character is going strong. Had me laughing so hard at the end not going to lie. đ€Ł
i'd say they're moving onto slime but slime is doing it himself, he doesn't even need the others' help for that one LMAO
i was crying from laughing when Lud did Slime's impersonation of himself đ
Shroom pod is either going to be amazing or not aired
or both
Slimes hypothetical talk with Aimen at 1:25:03 made me relate to Atrioc on how he couldn't process Slime being serious. It was such a tonal whiplash and I was fully stunlocked. perfect 5/7
Ludwig to streamer friends: " All my friends are cool they aren't as mean as they seem."
Aiden Slime and Nick:" Fuck those guys streamers suck."
Aiden: "again, roped into this"
Hey look, it's my favourite collections of guys;
The best content creator, the best rock climber, ultimate ladies man and Ludwig
So slime, slime, slime and slimeâs friend
"I'm going to find the rag he used to bust into, and crack it in half like a clipboard" -Slime
The slime joker arc is in full effect
*I spoil a funny bit so skip if u like laughing*
"I want to find the sock you used to bust into and snap it like a clipboard" is possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard . It isn't necessarily just the sentence, but the *timing* was impeccable. Mark of a genius lol
The more I watch the pod the more I realize how much I agree with Slime and how much he would hate me for it
I did find alex endorsing slavery pretty funny even if she didn't mean to
Dubai is so great Batchest !!
I loved how she patronized me as she was doing it đ chess streamer world views though, can't expect advanced political takes like "slavery is bad" to be fair
@@Joshx2415 To be fair, people complaining about Dubai are completely fine about Israel's treatment of Palestinians and Canada displacing aboriginals for more oil lol. Their overall point about whitesplaining wasn't wrong. It's just unfortunate they associated it with Dubai lol.
@@damiester1 Sounds like a poor excuse to bring up those issues when they're not relevant. Their point was completely wrong, it's like standing over a limp human body preaching veganism, so far disconnected from what they're doing they try to put the blame on somebody else. The most idiotic thing about it all is how they apologize and act like they were forced to say good things and deny slavery.... They literally didn't have anything valuable to say on the topic but they were like, "nah fuck you people saying slavery is bad, y'all ignorant and racist"
i feel like slime was definitely the type of dude to be like âwhy do we need to learn history itâs so pointlessâ in high school
no i thought it was cool
i liked my classes i was just lazy
"this is so cool, its like lore but it really happened"- a sentence that can only come from a man who just discovered how fun history is
@@slimewire youre a cool guy
This is just part of the weekly watching and listening routine now. And i would not have it any other way. Brilliant as always.
If ur pfp is u, u look kinda like older aimen
â@@OktoberVanderslice haha yes pfp is me and ill take that. Ill try hone my inner aimen from now on.
1:23:22
fuck im the same way, I've had my share of friends sitting me down and explaining that exact same thing nick did(pretty well too, very concise.)
I've always described the root issue as not remembering that people cant read my mind, or don't know what I'm thinking, wonder if slime has a similar thing. Just assuming everyone is on the same page that whatever you are talking about doesn't matter so you are free to joke about or be absurd about it all.
Real nice to hear Nick's mature way of understanding, explaining, and accepting all aspects/sides of the situation, rather than just explaining why slime is wrong, or just accepting it as his friend.
Probably wasn't super coherent with this comment, but hopefully some of it makes some sense
edit: the follow up roast of Aiden was savage XD
I love how every time something disturbs Aimen or rubs him the wrong way, he turns to look at the camera to seek validation from the nonexistent audience
One of the best thumbnails ive seen on ANY video, well done.
Classic Atrioc âmoves his hairline forwardâ Ewing
that was actually the greatest packwatch i have ever seen in my life, rip bozo
Having Slime say "we are the same" to me is on my bucket list
In that past week Iâve went from watching 0 Sykkuno to watching hours and hours of his vods a day. Itâs so fucking funny that you all caused this
I started watching him because of otv and now I watch more sykkuno than any actual otv member.
Seeing miles in the intro brings be back to the start of all this
This is the ADD podcast everyone says talking over each other nothing could be harder to follow than this xD
âThe only popular gay streamerâ LMAO. And it makes shit worse cus he got popular closeted. Iâm still waiting for a streamer to break through while open then entire time. Itâs quite disheartening to be honest.
(Not to discredit Austin. Iâm super glad heâs out and still thriving. This is a critique of streaming culture and not him.)
Dansgame
Maybe they don't come out because people like you make their entire personality the fact they are gay.
I know there's a few LGBTQ Minecraft streamers who are pulling 1k+, so there's that
@@shlongbongchewy Wait, this dude literally isn't allowed to PASSINGLY IMPLY his sexuality? Weird that you seem to have a problem with that. Wait, I've got it! Maybe you're the problem!
@@shlongbongchewy oh god you're one of those people
BROOOO IVE HAD THE 1UP BARS LMAOOOO
Ludwig's youtuber voice: B-tier
Slime's Ludwig youtuber voice: A-tier
Ludwig's Ludwig youtuber voice: A-tier
Ludwig's Slime's Ludwig youtuber voice: S-tier
Love the bits on this one lol. I never really realized that slime is chaotic neutral until today
In the middle of watching the Gold Nova Globetrotters match, and when it shows you all huddled around one screen opening cases.. God that got me, pure comedy.
I found the yard by binge watching the shorts and now I've seen almost every full ep
When you immediately refresh your recommended and get this banger
I only saw that this was posted minutes ago, there goes the rest of my day :) I'm glad
that showmatch is entertaining throughout
the thumbnails got slime looking like he's Down with the Circumsickness
As a newb, it's cool to see Ludwig doesn't dominate the podcast even though he could. It's nice to be introduced to the boys.
"And that's why you are the same" has become one of my favorite memes lol
I think this has to be the best thumbnail in combination with the title
Nick's impression of aimen gets better with every episode
Banger video dude, can already tell
Itâs so nice to see miles in you guysâ videos again
Love the clips channel keep it up
Ahhhh yeah yard podcast coming out just in time to watch it all before smash summit 12 starts
The first hypnotist story for episode 116
The first thumbnail I've seen in a while that made me laugh
The Christmas in NH is hype. I'm so close to Ludwigs hometown
Good part of my Thursday morning :))
this thumbnail is truly epic
1:22:37 bookmarking this to use as a point in my essay "why i love slime in a non-parasocial way"
Daaaamn, was not expecting Slime, or really anyone, to bring up Erowid ever lol
Holy shit at 34:00 Slime talking about Coricidin took me back man. This girl I dated back in high school put me onto that and would steal them from like cvs or whatever. One time I took the whole pack (16 ct.) and I kid you not I felt like I was super drunk, but the best kind of drunk cause I didnât feel sick or black out or anything. Needless to say I had some good times on triple Câs (thatâs a nickname for it) when I was like 17. Thankfully one of my friends convinced me to stop doing them cause itâs like high blood pressure medication and apparently is really bad for you if you take a shit ton of em at once. Good episode boysđđŒ
"GoldNova Globetrotters" triggered memories I didnt know I had.
Best Podcast ever
Atrioc thumbnail bit had me howling like an insane person, good shit
I'm not gonna give big A shit cuz that's actually super fair after he explained it.
But you cannot deny that out of context, it's hilarious.
That acid trip sounds like the absolute worst thing to go through
Had fun playing infinite with you guys last night lol
that show match from cs summit seven was the best part, it was my fav part to watch
What a perfect way to end Nick's time in the Yard hahaha
slime is evolving episode to episode
A part of me loves slime, and another part is terrified of him. Like he could be so fun to be with, or make me freeze. Not that Iâll ever be around him but just- what amazing vibes of terror. Like an angel, beautiful but could destroy me
what the hell, i never realized the three legendary birds thing... my mind is melting
another banger guys
I love how Slime hypothetically killed Aiden's family just to prove he's a nice guy xD
my favourite episode
Lud's Slime's Lud feels like watching inception
ive been fuckin waiting bro i already listened to the audio for this three times
Slime's description of a bad trip is probably the best I've ever heard
Ludwig â i donât believe in gaslightingâ
Also Ludwig âchat stop gaslighting meâ
At 1:28:00 Ludwig and Aiden lift there hands at the exact same itâs crazy
Comin in hot months and months later-
Occam's Razor is basically the notion that the simplest explanation is generally the truth
1:09:21 oh is this why professors make you read the textbook before class
the worst part of every episode is just that it has to end đ
Imagine slime as a high school histroy teacher lol
Aimen getting caught off-guard with slime being nice and his entire family dieing is đ„
Aww so cute that card from Stavros
Best quote ever, history is cool, it's like lore but it really happened
I canât wait to hear The Yardâs opinions of new hampy
We had a hypnotist at our grad night but the guy was so irresponsible he hypnotized a group of 20 people and in the middle one of the kids started having a seizure and the hypnotist DIDNT STOP and just kept going and a parent and a police officer on site had to stop him and the show and take the kid to get medical help.
Just watched the GN Globetrotters vod. Absolutely legendary match
slime showing sincere concern to nick was like seeing your father cry, It's unatural, unfamiliar and unsettling.
Bro I'm literally crying at the Slime Atrioc interaction, Sorry Slime
#1 podcast in the world
just went and watched the gold nova globetrotters. what a beautiful match that was
âCUTIE-MANâ - slime 2021
Slime bringing up DXM plateaus triggered something primal in my brain...
Love so much that slime knows what Kenny vs spenny is
If it's Slime Vs The World we all rooting for slime