Can You Beat Skyrim With Only The Telekinesis Spell?

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  • čas přidán 6. 06. 2020
  • There is a lot of magic in the Elder Scroll 5 game. Some spells are offensive, others are defensive, some can spawn in new friends and others still bring old ones back from the dead. But there’s one spell that’s seemingly worthless. Can You Beat Skyrim With Only The Telekinesis Spell?
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    Can You Beat Skyrim With Only The Telekinesis Spell? (in text form)
    The ride into Skyrim was fairly standard, the wagon wasn’t trying to do any summersaults, someone was granted their freedom, and I chose an Argonian as my race for the first time in recorded history. Telekinesis is an Alteration spell and Argonian’s start with 20 in Alteration as well as 20 in Restoration, Sneak, and Light Armor. I incorrectly assumed two of those would be beneficial down the line, I gave myself the worst name possible, Alduin showed up, I escaped into the Keep, not gonna say much about this part as I’ve gotten through this part of Skyrim without attacking anything many times, though I did make sure to snag a bucket before leaving. It’s a surprise tool that will help us later.
    Outside, basking in the fresh air, I began my quest to track down the Telekinesis spell. You can’t just buy it right from the beginning of the game, that would be too easy. As the saying goes, the more substantial the reward, the more bigger the risk. With the Mage Stone activated and the domicile of the spell marked on my map, I danced along the road to Riverwood, the power of the cabbage was too much for my fragile frame, I sold what I didn’t need to Lucas Simms, kidnapped a few plants to take them to the big farm in the sky, and continued heading East-South all while casting the Oakflesh spell as often as I could to raise my Alteration skill a bit.
    There’s only one location in all of Skyrim where Telekinesis is guaranteed to be found; a cell in Redwater Den, a drug den located at the tip of the whale lake’s tail. I made sure to snag all the vomit buckets to add to my collection, a little bit of someone else’s vomit in your pocket never hurt anyone. Now, predictably, getting into Redwater Den itself was of insignificance to someone as skilled as Skyrim as I am. Problem is, you must unlock an Adept lock and I only had 2 lockpicks. Of course that problem is irrelevant when you introduce quick-saves to my tool belt, but it’s still an annoyance. Once that lock is picked, the drug kingpins and other bowling pins will come to life and attack you for finding their lair. There’s also another Adept lock. Get it the spell, use that level up you saved to restore your health, cover your body in the bark you picked off an imaginary oak tree, flee like your life depends on it, because it does, and you can finally read the book to learn you the Telekinesis spell.
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  • @TheDool
    @TheDool Před 4 lety +3807

    "I beat Skyrim with only the Telekenesis spell"
    If the Healing Spell would be a person, they would be crying right now.

    • @TehFlaminTaco
      @TehFlaminTaco Před 4 lety +428

      Restoration isn't a real school of magic. Duh.

    • @Phablo_Abreu
      @Phablo_Abreu Před 4 lety +42

      @@TehFlaminTaco :-:

    • @At1asTheProto
      @At1asTheProto Před 4 lety +417

      @@TehFlaminTaco Restoration is a VERY valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.- I forgot her name.

    • @ChaosContrl
      @ChaosContrl Před 4 lety +30

      He died to a paper cut

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 Před 4 lety +64

      It's defensive, not offensive, so it doesn't coubt. TL;DR, It's defensive, not offensive, so it doesn't count. Lol.,,.
      I made you read this twice! Hhaha.... Now, I just have to hhide thi smessage... Hmm...

  • @rjjr7064
    @rjjr7064 Před 4 lety +4095

    Nords: "Dragonborn! How do we defeat the dragons!?"
    Dragonborn: ..."buket"

  • @droidy365
    @droidy365 Před 3 lety +1348

    "This is a bucket."
    "Dear God..."
    "There's more."
    "No..."

    • @foxy4851inactive
      @foxy4851inactive Před 3 lety +27

      "put the bucket on a merchant head and steal everything he has"

    • @LivadaNiki
      @LivadaNiki Před 3 lety +3

      😂😂

    • @odysseussavvakis5396
      @odysseussavvakis5396 Před 3 lety +15

      "It contains a bucket"
      "Dear God.."
      "There's more"
      "No.."

    • @thetraveler4493
      @thetraveler4493 Před 2 lety +4

      dear god.... is that a chamberpot?

    • @Kvetchi
      @Kvetchi Před 2 lety +14

      ive done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

  • @oddball582
    @oddball582 Před 2 lety +603

    Riddick: “I can kill a man with a teacup.”
    Mitten: “yes, but can you kill a world eater dragon with a bucket?”

    • @discozdisco3566
      @discozdisco3566 Před 2 lety +8

      why did i read that as Kill a world eater bucket with a dragon?

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon Před 11 měsíci +1

      I loved that movie

    • @johnpett1955
      @johnpett1955 Před 10 měsíci +1

      The spiffing brit: I can one shot anything with a fork.

  • @paladingeorge6098
    @paladingeorge6098 Před 4 lety +2660

    I just love the idea of an alternate universe in Skyrim where the dragonborn is a mentally challenged psychic who defends himself only by throwing things using his psychic abilities.

    • @SoooFunny5
      @SoooFunny5 Před rokem +4

      1000 th likr :D

    • @LtMacka
      @LtMacka Před rokem +10

      Why is this the top comment for me but i agree my guy imagine it as a show tho

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck Před 10 měsíci +17

      Tardikenisis

    • @somedumbasswithlonghair4965
      @somedumbasswithlonghair4965 Před 8 měsíci

      And not even effectively throwing swords either, just slinging them around sideways and hilt first, sometimes getting lucky and impaling someone

    • @rule34artist33
      @rule34artist33 Před 7 měsíci

      @@Sumschmuck💀

  • @shiperobin
    @shiperobin Před 4 lety +1774

    "he's dragonborn"
    "How do you know?"
    "He threw a wooden bowl at a dragon and it died"

    • @solouno2280
      @solouno2280 Před 4 lety +40

      he can also be that legendary gnome mentioned on one D&D playthrough

    • @D92_Will_O.G
      @D92_Will_O.G Před 4 lety +7

      he's dragonborn"
      "How do you know?"
      Read more
      "He threw a wooden bowl at a dragon and it died"
      SHOW LESS
      lmao

    • @Arheidi
      @Arheidi Před 4 lety +12

      He is dragonbowl then

    • @shiperobin
      @shiperobin Před 4 lety +2

      @@solouno2280 who is this gnome of which you speak?

    • @senkyou
      @senkyou Před 4 lety +3

      13:06

  • @Name-and-Name
    @Name-and-Name Před 6 měsíci +191

    This was one of my favorite videos from him, I’m heartbroken over his death man. Rest in peace. I loved your videos and I will go back and watch all of them all over again

    • @vadimc2144
      @vadimc2144 Před 6 měsíci +15

      Just stumbled upon this channel. Is this person gone? What happened?

    • @Name-and-Name
      @Name-and-Name Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@vadimc2144 he just recently passed away, reason why is unknown but he had a very bad alcohol addiction that he was really open about, he wanted to fix his issue but I guess he couldn’t

    • @MusicAwesome100
      @MusicAwesome100 Před 6 měsíci +17

      ​@vadimc2144 Paul passed away recently and it's a good assumption it was due to good unfortunate alcoholism

    • @vadimc2144
      @vadimc2144 Před 6 měsíci +19

      @@MusicAwesome100 oh, I see. That's sad. Rest in peace, Paul.

    • @philruu
      @philruu Před 6 měsíci +5

      End of november 2023 he posted a status that he's just still taking a break.

  • @nater6265
    @nater6265 Před 2 lety +940

    Fun fact: Telekinesis is easily the most efficient way to level up when combined with Fortify Alteration. He never showed it, but if you're holding any item with 100% Fortify Alteration and fast travel (While holding said item) across the map, your alteration will instantly level to 100 and you can legendary it and repeat for easy perk points.

    • @stinklinethegoblin5952
      @stinklinethegoblin5952 Před 2 lety +107

      This game is fucking crazy

    • @MrDifsh
      @MrDifsh Před 2 lety +27

      I guess it's time for another play through

    • @nubgaming1013
      @nubgaming1013 Před 2 lety +58

      @@stinklinethegoblin5952 if you think that is crazy. Look up can you beat Skyrim without walking

    • @Itsloopie
      @Itsloopie Před 2 lety +15

      @@nubgaming1013 dude I watched it all just now and that is the craziest thing ive ever seen

    • @olultimateX
      @olultimateX Před rokem +1

      @@stinklinethegoblin5952 bahahahah

  • @kermius_0697
    @kermius_0697 Před 4 lety +3568

    Fun Fact: I didn't know telekinesis existed in Skyrim
    Edit: Holy Fuck, people are still responding to a 1 year old comment?
    That's my highest in internet fame

    • @sirloserlot5084
      @sirloserlot5084 Před 4 lety +108

      Yeah it sucks though

    • @landowilliams2340
      @landowilliams2340 Před 4 lety +120

      it drains your magica like crazy

    • @kawabatayuri
      @kawabatayuri Před 4 lety +92

      You probably didn't know that equilibrium spell exist too perhaps ? I just found that like a year ago

    • @mohammadrezapahlavi4578
      @mohammadrezapahlavi4578 Před 4 lety +47

      @Rayham Hakin I dunno, it seems like one of the easier spells to find as it's in the Labyrinth

    • @odobenus159
      @odobenus159 Před 4 lety +58

      I didn't know until maybe 15 runs in... Like 500 hours of playing before I found it. These games are massive, I am still finding new things in Fallout 3, and I have over 1500 hours in it.

  • @watchinthesky
    @watchinthesky Před 4 lety +1918

    “Can you beat Concrete with only your fists?”

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 4 lety +51

      No. No you cannot

    • @nommerz5465
      @nommerz5465 Před 4 lety +158

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 you can, however, beat your fists with only concrete.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 4 lety +46

      @@nommerz5465 Most things actually. If anything the difficulty in finding something that can't beat your fists. Marshmallows, water, slow-cooked pork shoulder... the list isn't very long

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit Před 4 lety +29

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 you can most definitely injure your hands on a slow cooked pork shoulder, as for water it depends on difficulty (amount of water) if you punch water long enough you'll hurt your hand

    • @garrettchappell3786
      @garrettchappell3786 Před 4 lety +22

      Why am I reading all of these in Paul's voice?

  • @josephscriven5454
    @josephscriven5454 Před 4 měsíci +20

    The references to alcoholism hit so hard in this video. Rest in peace man. I hope I won't follow where you went.

    • @emmarina3525
      @emmarina3525 Před měsícem +1

      Yeah that really hurt to see now..

  • @LampseekerForevermore
    @LampseekerForevermore Před 2 lety +414

    Keep in mind that telekinesis damage scales with item weight and two handing greatly increases the force, so just get a Dragonbone chest plate and one shot people

    • @zevvez_
      @zevvez_ Před rokem +55

      so couldn't you theoretically use Stendarr's Hammer and clonk erryone on the head with a 1000 pound hammer.

    • @kimhyunwoo8983
      @kimhyunwoo8983 Před rokem +20

      I wish you could like pickup a barrel or chest and just fill it with obscene amounts of items

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před rokem +18

      Now I imagine the dragonborn carrying around 40000 warhammers to throw at people from the distance.
      Makes you slower than an arrow to the knee, but doesn't matter, you don't need to get up close anyway.

    • @LampseekerForevermore
      @LampseekerForevermore Před rokem +12

      @@HappyBeezerStudios best build in the game, infinite dragonbone warhammer build.

    • @justanotherfangirl2398
      @justanotherfangirl2398 Před rokem +4

      @@kimhyunwoo8983 *DOS2 noises*

  • @Mayolaise
    @Mayolaise Před 4 lety +1986

    The sentence "I killed a guy with a bucket" makes this whole run worth it.

    • @muninraven3327
      @muninraven3327 Před 4 lety +46

      Indeed, although I personally prefer "kidnapped a few vegetables... ".

    • @potatoeyboi
      @potatoeyboi Před 4 lety +15

      I have done nothing but kill people with buckets for 3 days

    • @GardenData61371
      @GardenData61371 Před 4 lety +4

      @@potatoeyboi r/unexpectedtf2

    • @shaner1912
      @shaner1912 Před 4 lety +7

      I think the best line was about the bucket going on it’s journey to help someone else in need

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 Před 4 lety +2

      this vaguely reminds me of riddick killing some guy with a teacup

  • @Argonwolfproject
    @Argonwolfproject Před 4 lety +1803

    I love to imagine the timeline in which Tsun just flat out murders the Dragonborn and because of him Alduin just destroys everything, and everyone looks at him like he's a complete tool before they get eaten.

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 Před 4 lety +73

      Hey man, Tsun's just doin' his job lol

    • @kejow.
      @kejow. Před 4 lety +128

      Hahaha this! Also the enemies "hey, vampires, witches and bandits, I'm the only one that can prevent the world's end, so get out of my way and let me do my job as dragonborn!" we would only need to worry about the draugh, dragons, bears, magical beings, trolls and the talmor lmao

    • @theinternetpolice2078
      @theinternetpolice2078 Před 3 lety +61

      If the dragonborn dies, where will they go, Sovngarde II? After all, if the appropriate response is to be trusted, all dragonborns will go to Sovngarde by birthright.

    • @vecna2101
      @vecna2101 Před 3 lety +39

      @@theinternetpolice2078 Depends on the race. Argonians “return to the Hist”, Bosmer “become one with their Ancestors in Aetherius”, etc...

    • @prophetofregret8468
      @prophetofregret8468 Před 3 lety +31

      @@vecna2101 Aren't their bound to return to Akatosh due to their dragon soul?

  • @PANICBLADE
    @PANICBLADE Před 3 lety +210

    "Y...You know you can still use things OTHER than the Force, right?"
    -Obi-Wan Kenobi

  • @SorooshMhs
    @SorooshMhs Před 3 lety +237

    “Addition is when you use addition to addition two numbers together”
    Mitten Squad, 2020

  • @spicynugget375
    @spicynugget375 Před 4 lety +6286

    Other dead dragons: "Yo alduin howd you die"
    Alduin: some idiot threw buckets at me

    • @adzhanitristan6756
      @adzhanitristan6756 Před 4 lety +121

      Other dead dragon:WTF?!

    • @Lucius338
      @Lucius338 Před 4 lety +287

      Other dead dragon: "I faced the wrath of his bucket as well, Krosis!"

    • @dogwithabeard2612
      @dogwithabeard2612 Před 4 lety +133

      Other dead dragons: Well he won the fight didn’t he... Who’s the idiot now?

    • @kinmingwong6866
      @kinmingwong6866 Před 4 lety +60

      Other dead dragons: "Bwahahahahahaha, you died to a bucket? How did your fire breath not turn the buckets to ashes?"

    • @duxhunt
      @duxhunt Před 4 lety +70

      Alduin: It took 16 buckets

  • @Starfireprotocol
    @Starfireprotocol Před 4 lety +1524

    This man is out here answering the real questions.

    • @gavintyler9276
      @gavintyler9276 Před 4 lety +4

      Applause for “the real mittens here” or heroes...

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck Před 4 lety +3

      shame Rosie O'Donnell wasnt in the game ,throw her at a dragon itll be a one hit kill

    • @Superjqp
      @Superjqp Před 4 lety +2

      Church.

    • @jackalottadigawff7560
      @jackalottadigawff7560 Před 4 lety +4

      the question is, what challenge could be harder than this

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 Před 4 lety +2

      Tbf he didn't do it, he also used a restoration spell so he should do it again

  • @cameronranta339
    @cameronranta339 Před 2 lety +470

    It’s kinda crazy how bad his alcoholism was. When he talks about it in bit and pieces through his videos you realize he really was in a bad place and I’m very happy he got help and he’s taking it all slow now. I appreciate his videos so much and his battle with the bottle is something that can be a challenge all within itself.

    • @abrahamwashington8579
      @abrahamwashington8579 Před rokem +97

      Unfortunately he relapsed and hasn't uploaded in months. Praying to God he's ok cuz his last post he was in the hospital

    • @cones914
      @cones914 Před rokem +35

      I thought it was only a joke. I wish him the best of luck.

    • @lexinicole4317
      @lexinicole4317 Před rokem +60

      I didn’t know he had a drinking problem. I used to love this channel when I was at the peak of my heroin and alcohol addiction. Weird how that works. Haven’t watched in years, been sober a long time. My heart hurts.

    • @Mrbuttboi
      @Mrbuttboi Před 9 měsíci +10

      I hope he’s doing okay

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Před 9 měsíci +14

      Kind souls and big hearts in this comment thread. May you all be blessed with the shining, pure love of Meridia.

  • @VoiidAsp
    @VoiidAsp Před 6 měsíci +47

    Going back and watching every single one of Paul's (Joseph Robert Wilson's) videos to honor his memory. I have every single one queued up to fall asleep to. Rest in peace, King 👑🕊️

    • @PerpetualWane
      @PerpetualWane Před 6 měsíci +1

      Oh shit, this guy died?

    • @VoiidAsp
      @VoiidAsp Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@PerpetualWane unfortunately, yes.

  • @305backup
    @305backup Před 4 lety +1718

    That bucket should be in elder scrolls 6.
    “You ever heard the legend of the bucket that killed a dragon?”

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 Před 4 lety +42

      Have you heard about the bucket of gold? It was a bucket used by a Thief. He put the bucket on the heads then he filled the bucket with their gold

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah, but remind me again.

    • @D92_Will_O.G
      @D92_Will_O.G Před 4 lety +1

      wheres de ole lady an teh zore tooth

    • @somerandomguy1cw456
      @somerandomguy1cw456 Před 4 lety +14

      They really should include some kind of reference to the various reality warping stuff you can do with buckets and bowls

    • @I_love_M4A1
      @I_love_M4A1 Před 4 lety +10

      Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Pleages the wise,I thought not it's not a story a Jedi would tell you it's a sith legend. Darth Pleages was so powerful and so wise that he could create life.the dark side of the force are a pathway to many ability some considered to be unnatural. Unfortunately he told his apprentice everything he knew then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic , he could save other from death but not himself.

  • @ridiculousrandy1401
    @ridiculousrandy1401 Před 4 lety +483

    This whole run was pretty much "Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Restoration While Also Gently Tossing A Few Items?"

  • @goralxd2584
    @goralxd2584 Před 4 měsíci +16

    Rest in peace...

  • @GeorgeCowsert
    @GeorgeCowsert Před 3 lety +113

    For those curious, Telekinesis is one of those spells meant to make thief playthroughs easier, as you can steal items from further away and go undetected as a result.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před rokem +9

      basically the only use for it.
      But knowing how strong sneak is already...

    • @summergamer7650
      @summergamer7650 Před rokem +17

      I remember with one of the dwarven caves there was a master lock door with a key to the door behind bars, the best use I've had with that spell ever

  • @williamporterfield6151
    @williamporterfield6151 Před 4 lety +307

    "oh no, an enemy! I must defend myself!" *Picks up mace and gently tosses it at bandit*

  • @doodft5226
    @doodft5226 Před 4 lety +2128

    I love how he says hilarious things while keeping his voice completely monotone, it makes it ten times funnier

    • @Trap-chan750
      @Trap-chan750 Před 3 lety +10

      yep

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Před 3 lety +10

      @Gaming Miser imagine if he were alive today

    • @shapshooter8669
      @shapshooter8669 Před 3 lety +14

      Part that killed me was when the graybeards were kicki his ass and he told the story about his hands 😂😂😂

    • @asherhockersmith8271
      @asherhockersmith8271 Před 2 lety +21

      To copy a comment from The Exploring Series, "He sounds like someone trying to explain humor but only through vague secondhand accounts."

    • @petaaaa5831
      @petaaaa5831 Před 2 lety

      You’d love the movie Aeroplane, deadpan comedy at its finest.

  • @thiswaytohell2942
    @thiswaytohell2942 Před 6 měsíci +18

    i miss you mittensquad. we all do. rest easy

  • @LochMessNomster
    @LochMessNomster Před 5 měsíci +9

    Man woke up in the wagon, he's finally awake.. Rest well..

  • @BigSexyBlackMans
    @BigSexyBlackMans Před 4 lety +729

    Paul’s phone not interrupting him during recording is the real challenge

    • @Dawsalfin
      @Dawsalfin Před 4 lety +14

      He can figure out how to complete obscure and impossible seeming gameplay challenges but not how to put his phone on silent 😅

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před 4 lety +23

      @@Dawsalfin you need to buy the dlc to put your phone on silent

    • @ImpactScan
      @ImpactScan Před 4 lety +8

      Next video, can you beat a recording session with out receiving notifications on your phone?

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 Před 4 lety +2

      Impact Scan Ro-chinima films yes 😔

    • @rigobertogarza9917
      @rigobertogarza9917 Před 4 lety

      M
      I’m
      Omk

  • @havardmj
    @havardmj Před 4 lety +1624

    "Mommy, who was my dad?"
    "Oh, your father was a brave guard at the Thalmor embassy."
    "Oh ok. Is that how he died?"
    "Umm, well, you see, one day a lizard threw a roll of paper at him."

  • @rhydsnow851
    @rhydsnow851 Před 3 lety +124

    "Some spells are offensive,"
    *Equips Flames*
    "You're fat."
    :(

  • @imn0tacannibal734
    @imn0tacannibal734 Před 3 lety +215

    Here’s a tip for using telekinesis, if you use the spell (holding onto an item) and you fast travel to anywhere it will max out your alteration.

    • @wasdadennlos
      @wasdadennlos Před 2 lety +8

      I wanted to comment the same. I only learned about this exploit a few days ago.
      would have saved a lot of time for Mister Mitten, but also the video would be much shorter.

    • @dvdjhp
      @dvdjhp Před 2 lety +2

      damn did not know this.

    • @BigBoss549
      @BigBoss549 Před 2 lety +14

      You have to have one of the buffs from herma moras books, then one where you magicka is infinite for 30 seconds

    • @rebelzen2658
      @rebelzen2658 Před 2 lety +11

      @@BigBoss549 enchant 4 pieces of gear with alteration costs 25% less to cast. Boom free telekinesis

    • @edim108
      @edim108 Před rokem

      @@BigBoss549 fortify alteration enchantments and potions work too if I remember correctly.

  • @WarriorExo
    @WarriorExo Před 4 lety +696

    "Okay how many buckets do you have?"
    It all makes sense now.
    The advice makes sense.

    • @nopenopeson2370
      @nopenopeson2370 Před 4 lety +10

      WarriorExo I love both their channels and you are so so right

    • @muter34567
      @muter34567 Před 4 lety +3

      Oh god, what channel is that from again? I remember that line so vividly, yet I cannot remember the video or youtuber.

    • @lat7738
      @lat7738 Před 4 lety +3

      Idiocity Incorporated its from senza the Skyrim Nintendo power glove video

    • @muter34567
      @muter34567 Před 4 lety +1

      @@lat7738 Thank you! I forgot to sub to him, but my god that dedication.

  • @FataFolterer
    @FataFolterer Před 4 lety +393

    "You are the legendary dragonborn that defeated Alduin. How on earth did you do it ?"
    "Well i gathered some alcoholics from a mead hall and threw buckets at him."

  • @Annoyingwolffo
    @Annoyingwolffo Před 6 měsíci +8

    R.I.P to this fucken legend.

  • @mckinleyclqmp8718
    @mckinleyclqmp8718 Před 3 měsíci +15

    I miss him

  • @galengraziano7127
    @galengraziano7127 Před 3 lety +1982

    "Hit her with a bucket... that will reset her inventory." I wish I knew this before toilet paper was sold out.

    • @dani007a
      @dani007a Před 3 lety +117

      Please don't hit grocery store workers with buckets.

    • @Leon-uu4wk
      @Leon-uu4wk Před 3 lety +14

      Use water lmao

    • @Garykem8
      @Garykem8 Před 3 lety +12

      Dew it

    • @somm150
      @somm150 Před 3 lety +4

      Do it

    • @frezomereseraphim9164
      @frezomereseraphim9164 Před 3 lety +42

      I think i did something wrong, she fell over and now some red juice is spilling out of her head and everyone is screaming, how do i reload a previous save again?

  • @OokamiKageGinGetsu
    @OokamiKageGinGetsu Před 4 lety +621

    "Someone was granted their freedom."
    Yes, permanent, terminal freedom.

  • @OrphanJupiter
    @OrphanJupiter Před měsícem +5

    Miss you paul, rest in peace

  • @MeandMonkeyLP
    @MeandMonkeyLP Před 6 měsíci +8

    Rest in peace big man

  • @bradlauk1419
    @bradlauk1419 Před 4 lety +454

    "I beat a courier to death with a cabbage, trust me, that will be important later"
    Later: "What in the goddamn. . . "

    • @lepimond4605
      @lepimond4605 Před 4 lety +25

      It was important because later we would discuss it in the comments xD

    • @odeo5691
      @odeo5691 Před 4 lety +4

      Must have been a 9mm cabbage

  • @neverplayfair5321
    @neverplayfair5321 Před 4 lety +720

    Our hero, our hero claims a warrior's heart. I tell you, I tell you, the Bucketborn comes.

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz Před 3 lety +29

      With a telekinesis wielding power of the ancient nord GRAY BEARDED MEN WHICH I EXHALE VIOLENTLY ON! *ahem* Believe, believe, the bucketborn comes.

    • @yugitrump435
      @yugitrump435 Před 3 lety +9

      He comes, he comes, the bucketborn comes.

    • @coletilford2645
      @coletilford2645 Před 3 lety +3

      I never thought I'd see another original joke on CZcams again.

    • @Maseruxer
      @Maseruxer Před 3 lety +1

      Bucketborn XD

    • @Maseruxer
      @Maseruxer Před 3 lety

      @@coletilford2645 i agree

  • @prayoga4419
    @prayoga4419 Před 6 měsíci +5

    May he be reunited with the bucket he sent to a journey

  • @coltonwalters8441
    @coltonwalters8441 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Rest easy, friend.

  • @stevendodd2828
    @stevendodd2828 Před 4 lety +1053

    "This is a Bucket." ... "DEAR GOD!"... "There's more"... "NO!"

  • @bobthebuilder9509
    @bobthebuilder9509 Před 4 lety +2380

    “Gave myself the worst name possible”
    *is not Grandma Sparkle*
    That’s false advertising, Paul!

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 Před 4 lety +30

      *not scientifically possible
      Ya turd

    • @satunbreeze
      @satunbreeze Před 4 lety +15

      Thatd be a heavily cursed run

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 Před 4 lety +12

      "Liz Zard" is still a pretty good terrible name though. Good play-on words.

    • @Thelivery
      @Thelivery Před 4 lety +9

      ”Bob the Builder
      Can we fix it?
      Bob the Builder
      Yes, we can!
      Scoop, Muck and Dizzy and Roley too
      Lofty and Wendy join the crew
      Pilchard and Bird, Travis and Spud
      Playing together like good friends should
      Bob the Builder
      Can we fix it?
      Bob the Builder
      Yes, we can!
      Hey!
      Time to get busy, such a lot to do
      Building and fixing till it's good as new
      Bob and the gang have so much fun
      Working together, they get the job done
      Can we build it? Yeah!
      Can we fix it? Yeah!
      Bob the Builder
      Can we fix it?
      Bob the Builder
      Yes, we can! (Yeah!)”
      Sorry, just had to spout out the lyrics to your theme song. It’s quite unrelated to your comment really, but I felt forced to do it, again sorry.

    • @holyassasin0544
      @holyassasin0544 Před 4 lety

      @@Thelivery LOL

  • @devonfarrar6313
    @devonfarrar6313 Před rokem +5

    I teared up when you lost your most valuable bucket... he was such a dedicated, valiant bucket. He will never be forgotten.

  • @The_Hoff_12
    @The_Hoff_12 Před 5 měsíci +3

    One of my favourite Skyrim videos from this legend. Seeing him kill Alduin with buckets felt like a truly momentous occasion. Rest in peace Paul, thanks for all the fun and laughter over the years.

  • @cameronaberner
    @cameronaberner Před 4 lety +4917

    Not gonna lie, I'm actually impressed.

  • @sebastianbell941
    @sebastianbell941 Před 4 lety +658

    Are we gonna talk about the suggestive attire that the man on the left is wearing at 21:01

  • @tetermc
    @tetermc Před 6 měsíci +9

    I really wish we could have helped him more. There are so many subtle things that feel like such a cry for help now. We love you man. Rest easy.

    • @JustMemin
      @JustMemin Před 6 měsíci +2

      Dude Ik it really makes me sad how there are subtle comments ab his addiction and everybody just assumed he was joking.

  • @michaelcashin6523
    @michaelcashin6523 Před 6 měsíci +6

    R.I.P to this legend

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +553

    Now just imagine trying to do this in VR, where you have to manually use the telekinesis spell with your own hands.

    • @joeymcm04
      @joeymcm04 Před 4 lety +91

      @Young Victor He means by only doing _damage_ with the spell.

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 Před 4 lety +20

      I mean he wore armor AND picked locks

    • @nebojsajovic2177
      @nebojsajovic2177 Před 4 lety +3

      @@joeymcm04 How do you know what he means

    • @joeymcm04
      @joeymcm04 Před 4 lety +28

      @@nebojsajovic2177 Because he has stated it himself.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 Před 4 lety +4

      Would probably be easier to aim, if nothing else

  • @EchoVerse_Sonance
    @EchoVerse_Sonance Před 4 lety +2435

    Beating a courier to death with a cabbage...damn, that must've left him in a vegetative state...

  • @Im_brem1830
    @Im_brem1830 Před měsícem +6

    miss you paul

  • @GseWorldwide
    @GseWorldwide Před 3 lety +18

    This is actually a cool concept, I hope in the next elder scrolls they make some kind of offensive telekinesis

  • @whydochair9552
    @whydochair9552 Před 4 lety +559

    “Can you beat fallout new Vegas while suffering from all addictions and having your head constantly crippled”?

    • @squarecross7383
      @squarecross7383 Před 4 lety +63

      You mean irl?

    • @justanuff
      @justanuff Před 4 lety +23

      While using antivenom for the sting sound effect

    • @programmatical-nonsense
      @programmatical-nonsense Před 4 lety +29

      "Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas As A Drug Addict?"

    • @kaimerry1587
      @kaimerry1587 Před 4 lety +5

      Easily, he could.

    • @Dublin_N
      @Dublin_N Před 4 lety +1

      @@kaimerry1587 He makes all these easy by playing on lowest difficulty lol

  • @tonywizdard1531
    @tonywizdard1531 Před 4 lety +1676

    “I beat a courier to death with a cabbage.”
    *Cabbage Salesman
    “My Cabbages!!!!”

  • @owendiaram3870
    @owendiaram3870 Před 2 lety +19

    items thrown by telekenisis should do more damage depending on what the item is.
    Swords and melee weapons do damage based on their attack stat
    Potions and poisons should apply their effect upon impact
    Other items shoud deal their weight stat in damage

  • @bobthekangaroo8858
    @bobthekangaroo8858 Před měsícem +7

    Getting this video in my recommended made me so happy but so sad. I’m glad we have what we do though

  • @curlyfries5464
    @curlyfries5464 Před 4 lety +584

    “I beat a courier to death with a cabbage.” This mans living out our fantasies.

  • @PlootoOW
    @PlootoOW Před 4 lety +605

    This is one of the better scripts that he's made.

    • @TheMuffinman191
      @TheMuffinman191 Před 4 lety +24

      Yeah, you can hear the effort put into this one, some nice references in there.

    • @llllMiNxllll
      @llllMiNxllll Před 4 lety +2

      I feel it’s because out of all the other games he may like I feel this if definitely one of he’s favourites. Like top tier.

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 Před 4 lety +1

      This script was actually funny. Bravo, Paul.

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn Před 4 lety +8

      @@llllMiNxllll Quite the opposite. He's stated multiple times that he isn't nearly as into TES as he is Fallout.

    • @helpmeidontknowwehereiam
      @helpmeidontknowwehereiam Před 4 lety +2

      I think the more he suffers the better the video gets lol

  • @RianKashfi
    @RianKashfi Před 3 lety +7

    “Think logically for the first time in your life”
    “No, I don’t think I will”

  • @jasonkeyes474
    @jasonkeyes474 Před 6 měsíci +3

    A sad day for Mitten Squad. Paul, I hope you are finally at peace now.

  • @thatamaan341
    @thatamaan341 Před 4 lety +261

    I love how the buckets finally have uses instead of being trophies for this guy

    • @bigsexy1237
      @bigsexy1237 Před 4 lety +2

      I’m not even sure he used them as telekinesis 😂😂😂

    • @chineseboxingstylekanye7147
      @chineseboxingstylekanye7147 Před 4 lety +4

      theyve had exploit uses for a long time bid birg

    • @juliancaez6163
      @juliancaez6163 Před 4 lety +1

      The whole time he was making friends with the buckets for this moment

    • @reanterhog5701
      @reanterhog5701 Před 4 lety +15

      A bucket appears in the hall of valor and said "Yeah i killed Alduin"

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante Před 4 lety +1

      Not just useful but apparently a viable tactic against a fucking world eating God 🤣

  • @thenightking5161
    @thenightking5161 Před 4 lety +271

    "Hey mom, look that weirdo is throwing kettles in the stream again!"

    • @Amadeus8484
      @Amadeus8484 Před 4 lety +6

      "Just look at him and nod sweetie."

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante Před 4 lety +4

      I read that in the guys voice from those weird cat videos. "Hey mah, there's a creepy cat outside."

    • @GreenFiend235
      @GreenFiend235 Před 4 lety

      @@overlorddante its Michael rapoport

  • @jameshetfieldserbia
    @jameshetfieldserbia Před 2 měsíci +5

    RIP bro

  • @MysticRedbeard
    @MysticRedbeard Před 10 měsíci +2

    I'll never forget my first playthrough, picked high elf, ended up using enchanted swords more than magic until late game when I started getting into enchanting.Bought iron ore and petty/lesser gems, transmute my iron to gold, make gold rings, soul trap every wolf, fox, crab, etc. I found and proceeded to make garbage enchanted jewellery. Got 100 enchanting and proceeded to make the most op mage armor ever conceived while making crazy profit. 100% free destruction and conjuration spells, made the rest of the game a cake walk, a great way to make my character feel like an actual god.

  • @nicestpancake
    @nicestpancake Před 4 lety +512

    The power in the phrase, "The draugr encounters are just a suggestion," is overwhelming and I would like my sanity back.

    • @culturalliberator9425
      @culturalliberator9425 Před 4 lety +4

      You failed your horror check

    • @kobiee2x137
      @kobiee2x137 Před 4 lety

      Darkstalker 171 What does that supposed to mean?

    • @nicestpancake
      @nicestpancake Před 4 lety +2

      @@culturalliberator9425 o fuk what happens next?

    • @misterbooga6466
      @misterbooga6466 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah, dungeons should’ve been designed better if you can just run through them so easily

  • @Some_Really_Random_Dude.
    @Some_Really_Random_Dude. Před 4 lety +460

    You could've called your character "Raises-Wood" a missed opportunity there.

  • @Tewy
    @Tewy Před 4 měsíci +6

    I miss Mitten Squad.

  • @gldkrne1312
    @gldkrne1312 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Legends will always be remembered

  • @user-pm1gb2eo1s
    @user-pm1gb2eo1s Před 4 lety +486

    “There are a lot of magic spells in the elder scrolls V”
    Morrowind players: _laughing manically_

    • @tatoulino515
      @tatoulino515 Před 4 lety +7

      Do you mean in amount or in varaity ?

    • @PriyatmanSM
      @PriyatmanSM Před 4 lety +66

      @@tatoulino515 In everything, Morrowind lets you create spells and there are about 5 jabillion spells in the game. and you can levitate

    • @tatoulino515
      @tatoulino515 Před 4 lety +3

      @@PriyatmanSM ok

    • @TeemoQuinton
      @TeemoQuinton Před 4 lety +26

      Don't forget Oblivion which also had the Spell Altar

    • @neighbor4772
      @neighbor4772 Před 4 lety +55

      Only in morrowind can you take a single step forward and cross the entire map without cheats

  • @rat9041
    @rat9041 Před 4 lety +822

    didnt name an argonian for a telekenisis run “Lifts-Her-Tail”. truly criminal

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 Před 4 lety +60

      Sounds like the name of that one famous argonian...

    • @simonriley3438
      @simonriley3438 Před 4 lety +3

      The joke went over my head. Please elaborate

    • @thermo4459
      @thermo4459 Před 4 lety +11

      @@simonriley3438 its based off a book in skyrim

    • @topwargear
      @topwargear Před 4 lety +2

      kek!

    • @chelvo56
      @chelvo56 Před 4 lety +19

      @@simonriley3438 The Lusty Argonian Maid

  • @fatiherklig9136
    @fatiherklig9136 Před 6 měsíci +3

    man is gone but legend
    continiues

  • @axudy
    @axudy Před 6 měsíci +3

    Rest in piece Paul

  • @SirClicks.
    @SirClicks. Před 4 lety +1162

    Still didn’t mention why killing the courrier with the cabbage is important.....

    • @Colin-kh6kp
      @Colin-kh6kp Před 4 lety +165

      That courier knows what he did, and getting murdered with cabbage is too good for him.

    • @Valks-22
      @Valks-22 Před 4 lety +93

      Is that... a Last airbender reference? The cabbage merchant that gets F'd every time?

    • @fishbot9902
      @fishbot9902 Před 4 lety +86

      truth is for that poor courier the game was rigged form the start

    • @christopheredwards9904
      @christopheredwards9904 Před 4 lety +17

      that was a suprise tool to help him later

    • @sevensevenedits6042
      @sevensevenedits6042 Před 4 lety +21

      Trust him, it will come into play later

  • @canismori
    @canismori Před 4 lety +926

    The Lizard who was a Wizard and possibly related to a king Gizzard.

  • @koboldo2961
    @koboldo2961 Před 5 měsíci +2

    We will always remember you, thank you for everything man, so sad too see you go.

  • @sargentginger1776
    @sargentginger1776 Před 6 měsíci +4

    R.I.P Paul you will be missed

  • @zynx1828
    @zynx1828 Před 4 lety +322

    Fun fact:
    If you have 100% reduction on alteration spells then you can lvl up to 100 and above in minutes.
    1) use telekinesis on an object
    2) fast travel while casting telekinesis on the object
    3) the farther away you fast travel the more xp you gain
    So, I usually go from volkihar castle to dawnguard hq since their on the opposite ends of the map.
    Since you have 100% reduction you can cast telekinesis for infinite time and so, the game thinks you walked all the distance you fast traveled WHILE casting telekinesis!
    This is how I got my first character I made OP.

    • @sarpdogan8113
      @sarpdogan8113 Před 4 lety +20

      my first op character was alchemy-enchanting loop thingy

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 Před 4 lety +14

      The two enchantments on items perk makes for a devastating mage build. 🤣

    • @cihanvural7541
      @cihanvural7541 Před 4 lety +18

      My first character was a mage heavy armored orc werewolf. It was impossible to kill him.

    • @sumgai848
      @sumgai848 Před 4 lety +9

      I remember doing the telekinesis fast travel exploit by accident.
      To make a long story relatively short, I had maxed out alchemy and enchanting early on thanks to some old habits from Oblivion. I had 100% reduction in alteration and conjuration.
      That said, my conjuration and alteration were both still just heading into 30, I think? I got my hands on Telekinesis one way or another. I was trying to figure it out, and playing around with an apple or something random lying on the ground. I remembered I had to go elsewhere to finish up a sidequest, and so while holding it, I traveled to Markarth from Winterhold.
      It doesn't tell you that you've leveled up if you do it this way, so I went for about 30 minutes thinking "huh..... why haven't I received any points in alteration?" Bam. 100. And my offensive skills were dangerously under-leveled as a result.
      Didn't exactly take the fun out of it all, but I felt like I missed out on something. On the other hand, it's amazing how gaining such an advantage can really screw you over with the difficulty spike.

    • @RadioactiveHax
      @RadioactiveHax Před 4 lety

      how do you get 100% magicka reduction

  • @Nikko8564
    @Nikko8564 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Rest in peace paul

  • @RapFa-Hater420
    @RapFa-Hater420 Před 9 měsíci +3

    hope u are doing well paul , u have brought much joy to all of us

    • @survivalsamuel
      @survivalsamuel Před 5 měsíci +2

      I'm sorry, he passed away, his liver gave out from his drinking

  • @MasterGibz
    @MasterGibz Před 4 lety +360

    *For future Alteration grinding:*
    With the unlimited alteration casting armor, pick up an item with telekinesis. While holding the button, fast travel as far way as possible. Hold the button throughout the load screen. Ta da, level 100 alteration.

    • @jtenorj
      @jtenorj Před 4 lety +36

      Then, make it legendary and repeat. Riften to Markarth and back is a decent route for this method of power leveling.

    • @MasterGibz
      @MasterGibz Před 4 lety +7

      jtenorj Yup! ^.^

    • @lordofmurder7659
      @lordofmurder7659 Před 3 lety +12

      I guess fast traveling between Fort Dawnguard and Castle Volkihar would be a good route?

    • @silcrow4045
      @silcrow4045 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lordofmurder7659 yes

    • @deepblume6611
      @deepblume6611 Před 3 lety +5

      I forgot that time passes when you fast travel...i just never fast traveled even when going to High Hrothgar back to back

  • @Patches2212
    @Patches2212 Před 4 lety +283

    Mitten: I beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis spell
    The Restoration spell in his left hand the whole time: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Darnk715
      @Darnk715 Před 4 lety +24

      The Patchwork Poets and the oak flesh

    • @jackxxdoa2803
      @jackxxdoa2803 Před 4 lety +1

      Very true

    • @jtenorj
      @jtenorj Před 4 lety +47

      Though not specifically stated, it's implied that the challenge is to use Telekinesis as the only means of dealing damage. He actually says he fails the challenge when he uses Fire Breath on Paarthurnax, but he's made exceptions for scripted stuff like that in the past so I really don't know for sure. Maybe he will change the title or video description, IDK,

    • @theStonerKid69
      @theStonerKid69 Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah, what jtenorj says. Beating Skyrim so long as you do not personally inflict damage with anything except something thrown or pulled with the telekinesis power up; which that would make too long of a video title, so its shortened to, "Can you beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis spell?" And frankly, Mittens did, outside the scripted part of the game where you're required to use flame breath on Parthurnaax.

    • @devonsumner9958
      @devonsumner9958 Před 4 lety

      True but you cant really stuff 1000 sweetrolls in your inventory to keep the heals going.. or can you¿ o.O

  • @ATRexNamedBull
    @ATRexNamedBull Před 3 lety +7

    Using telekinesis to yeet half a loaf of bread into Grelod the kind's face to kill her, never stops being hilarious. 😂

  • @Loktuzov
    @Loktuzov Před 5 měsíci +3

    This was the first video that I watched from you… RIP Paul

  • @aidennelson7212
    @aidennelson7212 Před 4 lety +333

    Telekinesis is offensive, to every mage who's ever put levels in alteration for it

  • @mkm7251
    @mkm7251 Před 4 lety +234

    Random dude: Alduin’s coming! Mitten: Don’t worry, I have a XL bucket.

  • @tamisthewizard3199
    @tamisthewizard3199 Před 6 měsíci +2

    After seeing his last post I’ve seen quite a few of these in recent days but more news leaves me somber. Rip Paul of mitten squad.

  • @SegmentW
    @SegmentW Před 6 měsíci +5

    I'm going to miss you like hell

  • @seamon9732
    @seamon9732 Před 4 lety +815

    "I beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis spell"
    *
    Restoration: "What am I to you?"

  • @glennholmes724
    @glennholmes724 Před 4 lety +169

    The perseverance of this man is unfathomable. He got further then I ever did just throwing shit

  • @thebladedgamer4047
    @thebladedgamer4047 Před 6 měsíci +3

    May he keep doing kickers challenges in the afterlife

  • @styggelsen8562
    @styggelsen8562 Před 3 lety +4

    "It's a surprise tool that will help us later" LOL

  • @jumongmoves6508
    @jumongmoves6508 Před 4 lety +202

    Thugs literally killing you and the guard just stands there. IMMERSION.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 Před 4 lety +14

      But somehow if you cast a fury spell at one of the thugs and the guards will immediately aggro them. I dunno man...

    • @jazzyj7834
      @jazzyj7834 Před 4 lety +1

      You seen the news recently? It is immersion.

  • @averygarrett9716
    @averygarrett9716 Před 4 lety +125

    I've been laughing way too hard at "Idaho Battle Barn"

  • @thornleif1908
    @thornleif1908 Před 3 lety +8

    Well, you could have saved a little bit of time (the time of leveling alteration to 100 with 0% alteration costs) by picking up something with telekinesis, opening your map while holding it and fast traveling somewhere else. You will be given Alteration progress as if you had been holding the item for the entirety of the ingame time that elapsed during the quick travel.
    Quick Travel from Rifton to Markarth, which is "worth" 24 ingame hours will give you progress as if you had been holding the item for 24 ingame hours (or, I think 48 minutes of real time on default timeskip settings.)
    Also, you may already have guessed it: this can be used to level up infinitely by resetting your alteration skill to 15, picking something up, traveling over half of skyrim in 10 seconds and getting another 85 levels of Alteration and a couple player levels out of it over and over again.

  • @cheyennereynoso4116
    @cheyennereynoso4116 Před rokem

    This is my favorite. I quit watching this channel about a year ago but I enjoyed the times I spent listening to each video on my headphones while at work.

  • @PapaCasual
    @PapaCasual Před 4 lety +173

    "got more beat up than when I punched cement blocks cause my parents forgot to buy me more gatorade" 🤦‍♂️