"I'm the son GOD!!" -the son of GOD video by ethereal snake: • Jesus’ Betrayal : What... music by hakita: • Heaven Pierce Her - OR... #ultrakill #jesus #jesuschrist
Well I mean yeah, how else did he lift a hundred pound cross for miles right after taking ten whip lashes and getting beaten to a pulp all while wearing a thorn crown?
@@user-tc2tm6iq8e ehh, not really, at least for me. I find phase 1 way harder. Whenever I manage to reach phase 2 I almost always win. I'd say it's more like Maliketh.
I am the son of GOD! I was sent down by my father, to lead his flock to paradise. To atone for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden. I am of one flesh with the divine, and of the lineage of Abraham. In will bring forth a new age, and a new covenant shall be my legacy. I will vanquish ALL EVIL in my fathers name! Amen! Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit.
I am the son of GOD, i was sent down by my FATHER, to lead his flock to paradise, to atone for the sins of adam and eve in the garden i am of one flesh with the divine, and the lineage of abraham, i will bring forth a new age and a new covenant shall be my legacy i will vanquish all evil in my fathers name AMEN get ready to receive some holy spirit
i am the son of GOD I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN I AM THE ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE AND THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACy I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHER NAME. AMEN
It would be funny if the penultimate boss was Jesus Prime, and since he is Jesus Christ you can't kill him, so your only option is to escape from heaven and kill Gabriel with a countdown before Jesus Prime FINDS YOU
It's not even his whole monologue either, I personally love this line cut from this rendition "You covered your tracks well, brother. BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH!"
"I have given to mankind boundless mercy and compassion,forgiving men,women and childrens alike of even their most grievous sins.but you,machine,are neither of those. In my father name I SHALL SLAY YOU!" Dumbledore said calmly
our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven give us our daily bread and forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil
I AM THE SON OF GOD, I WAS SENT DOWN HERE BY MY FATHER TO LEAD MY FLOCK TO PARADISE. TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE FOR THE GOD, I AM ONE FROM THE FLESH OF DIVINE FROM THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM, I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COMING SHALL BE MY LEGACY. I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY GODS NAME, AMEN
I know that Jesus as the boss of P-3 is just a stupid joke, but oddly enough, you can actually make an argument for it. Let me explain: Jesus came to earth to announce that no more sacrifice was needed, as he was the last sacrifice. He also came to bring the "correct interpretation of the word of his Father. Yet, a lot of his teaching seem to be in direct opposition to the ones in the Old Testament. For example, the "Turning the other cheek" seems to totally contrast the "Eye for an eye" teaching of the Old Testament. Overall, Jesus seems much more forgiving, merciful, human. In the context of Ultrakill, Jesus could be tired of his Father's tyranic rule, and probably even decide to create an insurrection against God; since Lucifer did not actually reveal against God (as shown by the terminal of 5-S) but got bitch slapped because God didn't like his tone or something. And even funnier, Jesus revealing against God would also be a DMC reference. Why? Well: Sparda has a clear inspiration on Satan (no surprise). His original appearance is very similar to the classic depiction of the Devil. He also started a Rebellion (pun totally intended) against Mundus, a character with a clear inspiration in the christian God. Yet, he didn't do it because of jealousy like Satan, no; he did it to protect humanity. In fact, he even sacrificed his demonic power, and became fully human, just like Jesus was fully human too. Not to mention that his rebelion literally happened 2000 years ago, and that he is literaly reverd as God and called, "The Savior" by a chatolic-like cult in a town that is a clear reference to the Vatican. Of course that I don't think Jesus will be the third prime soul, no. That title will probably belong to another greek king that is present in some way in the circles of Violence, Fraud, or Treachery, and trust me, there are a lot of them. Just to mention two of the most known, Dionysius (Violence), and Ulysses (Fraud).
FULL SPEECH OF JESUS PRIME : I AM THE SON OF GOD! i was sent down by my FATHER! to lead his flock to paradise. to atone for the SINS of Adam and Eve in the garden. I am of one flesh with the divine! And of one the LINEAGE of abraham. I will bring forth a new AGE, and a new COVENANT shall legacy I will vanquish ALL EVIL in my father's name! AMEN! Get ready to recieve some holy spirit. 0:04
❌ - "Prepare thyself!"
✅ - "Get ready to receive some holy spirit."
The neutral ending: “Prepare thyself for some Holy Spirit”
If jesus is the third prime soul than this will be his opening speech
this can actually be…
true??
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit" is indeed a HARD line
Jesus will be the third prime soul. Hakita came to me in a dream and told me
I really really want to have that as p-3. That speech would be top tier
Also if he said something like Minos during the battle. That Confess while he punches you for example
Jesus Prime beating the shit out of Judas Prime
Oh man, can't way to play these Warframes when they release
If Jesus Prime existed he definitely would take double damage from Nailgun
but he can just respawn
3 days later
He better be the hardest boss then all bosses
@@cackjooper3 acts later, gets significantly harder
then he would have three health bars, the first revive will just be an average voiceline then revive 3 is a cross
Jesus was a carpenter, so he probably was that shredded.
jesus is jesus so he probably was that jacked
Well I mean yeah, how else did he lift a hundred pound cross for miles right after taking ten whip lashes and getting beaten to a pulp all while wearing a thorn crown?
*MY FATHER MAY HAVE ABANDONED CREATION, HOWEVER, I AM NOT MY FATHER!*
*Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit*
This line goes so hard
@@Poker2735 Thank you
*Music intensives*
The Bible if it was an anime.
The speech, voice acting, the animation, the music... Goosebumps. It's all so perfect.
there’s a bible comic book
“The Action Bible”
Watch Jesus be the final boss of ultra kill and instead of using weapons or magic he just fights melee
he just slams you into concrete until you give up and uninstall the game
Like,both prime souls already use melee as main attacks
@@Dexter42069no no jesus uses MELEE to kill you
@@WOWtheBrit this Jesus
To ULTRAKILL
ME?!
*Parries Jesus Prime attacks*
he can turn water into wine what makes you think he cant turn your eyeballs into fried chicken
"get ready to recieve some holy spirit"
that gave me chills down my spine
you know you’ve fucked up if you hear that from him
Jesus would be the kind of boss that you one shot easily, and when you're leaving gets back up and starts whooping your ass
so godfrey
@@user-tc2tm6iq8e ehh, not really, at least for me. I find phase 1 way harder. Whenever I manage to reach phase 2 I almost always win.
I'd say it's more like Maliketh.
Jesus Prime is the secret final boss of the whole game
wow act three was great! i cant wait for act 4
act 4:
Act 3*
@@Minos_prime1321 you absolute piece of
gabriel to the entire council after losing to a vampiric coin dispensing dvd player twice:
actully its a sentient nikon/go pro -Maxor
That suplex was personal 💀
Prime prime// King of Kings, Jesus Prime
"There wont be P-P."
-Hakita
@@astar6769 Hehe
Pp
@@takebacktheholyland9306hehe
Pp.
@@arachnid1353heheheh
PP
@@AverageCharcoalhehehheheheh
Pp.
He really gave him some JUDGEMENT
...and some holy spirit
Prime // Third
The Prodigal Son
Jesus Prime, Savior Of Man
Proverbs 3:15
P-3 confirmed
judas got p-ranked
get pranked, judas
PRIME /// FINAL
SON OF GOD
jesus prime would go hard
Could also go with "Undying Light"
this is just "what if Jesus acted like the greek gods"
0:44 And thy punishment....is DEATH
0:47 Thy end is now!
0:50 Crush!
0:54 DIE!
0:58 Prepare thy self!
1:03 *JUDGEMENT*
1:01 +ENRAGED
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit."
"...what?"
@@cheesesvideosstorage8070 GRAH-
@@BrickThousand Gah, JESUS, A-
*"get ready to receive some holy spirit"* is still the most intimidating line you can ever hear before gettting your ass beat
I'am the son of *GAWD*
I was sent *DOWN* by my father
TO *LEAD* HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE.
To *ATONE* for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden.
I am the *ONE* flesh with the Devine...!
and the LINEAGE of ABRAHAM..
0:46 "thy end is now"
0:48 "DIE"
0:51 "thy end is now"
0:58 "prepare thyself"
1:02 "judgement "
W
I am the son of GOD!
I was sent down by my father,
to lead his flock to paradise.
To atone for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden.
I am of one flesh with the divine,
and of the lineage of Abraham.
In will bring forth a new age, and a new covenant shall be my legacy.
I will vanquish ALL EVIL in my fathers name!
Amen!
Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit.
You forgot this line:
Right ?
Of course i am.
I'm the one you romon
@@I_dontk dammit
the copypasta is already happening 💀
"Get ready to receive some holy Spirit. " is one of the best ways to say "im going to beat the living shit out of you." 😂😂😂
Just him describing himself is the most epic shit I've ever seen
PRIME /// THIRD
THE LAST COMING
Jesus Prime goes absurdly hard.
my sleep deprived brain thought "minos prime" was a destiny boss i forgot about, like yet another fallen machine thing
1:01 +ENRAGED
“Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit” would be a killer opening line for Jesus Prime
“Fuck, Judas got made”
Godfist Suicide, coming 2023
P1 brooding jesus
P2 angry jesus
P3 kratos jesus
Jesus of war
I am the son of GOD, i was sent down by my FATHER, to lead his flock to paradise, to atone for the sins of adam and eve in the garden i am of one flesh with the divine, and the lineage of abraham, i will bring forth a new age and a new covenant shall be my legacy i will vanquish all evil in my fathers name AMEN get ready to receive some holy spirit
Prime third // Jesus the first son of God
Isnt adam his first son?
If Ethereal Snake isn't brought on to voice him its not worth it.
i am the son of GOD I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN I AM THE ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE AND THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACy I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHER NAME. AMEN
Um um can you- c-can you say that again, please?
@@roda1167CONFESS
@@XzyFr9 LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN I'M TALKIN TO YOU
@@Gamerman1246 _Get ready to receive some _*_Holy Spirit…_*
Please, use some punctuation.
PRIME /// THIRD
SUN OF GOD
Uhm akshualy it’s spelled “son”
@@theproatthegame6160 no it's not
@@theproatthegame6160nerd
Most realistic Jojo episode
^ Someone who has never seen JOJO and has no idea what its about
It would be funny if the penultimate boss was Jesus Prime, and since he is Jesus Christ you can't kill him, so your only option is to escape from heaven and kill Gabriel with a countdown before Jesus Prime FINDS YOU
W idea
+Disrespect
+Disrespect
+2407 HeadshotCombo
+Enrage
Okay but that was such a fucking awesome speech
It's not even his whole monologue either, I personally love this line cut from this rendition "You covered your tracks well, brother. BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH!"
My first attempt to beat Minos... and second..... and third...
and fourth... and fitfth... and sixth...
@@yourlocalslayer3208in total 5 attempts with about 50-60 deaths each, and last one being successful. I ultrasuck
when that coin hits, you better pray i don't "WEAK" a 2d time
The biggest lie satan told the world was that Jesus was not jacked af
Satan said he was jacked
Jesus said he wasn't jacked, because he knew we'd sexualize him as we're sinners
We sexualize everything. Man, woman, robot
P-3 //HOLY SPIRIT//
JESUS
PRIME
P--3 //LOVE FOR MANKIND//
P-3//BEGOTTEN SON//
JESUS PRIME
P-3 is "Prime///Climax".
*Get ready to receive some holy spirit*
"JESUS-" last words before getting absolutely destroyed
"I have given to mankind boundless mercy and compassion,forgiving men,women and childrens alike of even their most grievous sins.but you,machine,are neither of those.
In my father name I SHALL SLAY YOU!" Dumbledore said calmly
The bible if it was written by Michael bay
Best fucking bible ever
explain this atheists
JUDGEMENT
*PREPARE THYSELF!*
KEEP IT COMING
CRUSH
*THY END IS NOW!*
WEAK!
I expected to hear a "*J U D G E M E N T*"
our father who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven
give us our daily bread and forgive our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us
and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil
!AMEN!
@@bloodArcher in the name of the father the son the holy spirit amen
PRIME /// THIRD
FORGOTTEN PARADISE
As Jesus, I can Confirm That I Broke his Spinal Chords🗿🗿
Amen
Amen to that.
Amen
Amen
AMEN!
he takes extra damage from the nailgun
LOL
Lmao
This goes so fucking hard
Jesus' speech is fire 🔥🔥
0:44
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit" that hits hard🔥🔥🔥🔥
Literally
Jesus Prime: SON OF GOD
JESUS PRIME.
I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHERS NAME. AMEN.
Having jesus beat you up cuz he thinks you are the root of evil would be a crazy final boss
jesus prime official leak.
Jesus after my dream about fighting God in an alleyway and winning:
Bro that's metal
Guys don't fight god on the Astral plane.
@@nobody4248you can't fight God at all he can wipe your being without a look
@@grandheadass9476 hindu priests in ramayan be like:
Given the fact that god had to grab a man's balls to win a fight, yeah. I say you'd win.
I AM THE SON OF GOD, I WAS SENT DOWN HERE BY MY FATHER TO LEAD MY FLOCK TO PARADISE. TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE FOR THE GOD, I AM ONE FROM THE FLESH OF DIVINE FROM THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM, I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COMING SHALL BE MY LEGACY. I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY GODS NAME, AMEN
"THY HOLY SPIRIT COMPELLS YOU!"
Empty thy compartments bruv
/// PRIME III ///
HOLY
*"PRIME THIRD // ACCESORIES OF DIVINITY AND LOVE"*
/// PRIME III ///
WRATH
this is exactly what happens when you play P-1 for the first time
I like it when he says GET READY TO RECIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT.
That sounds like "BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" but jesus' version
thats how steel ball run started
This could literally be how his boss fight would look like
this goes unbelievably hard
If this isnt how jesus and satan square up during the rapture im not going to heaven
Me too
Since its not credited anywhere, this animation was made by Ethereal Snake.
P-3:
Imagine if he is actually the third prime soul and you walk in on him doing this to Judas with the speech and just turns to stare at you.
Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit. 🗿
Bro ultrakill themes are literally made for christ
Ultrakill soundtracks are just holy music change my mind
I love violent pacifists
Most dangerous combo:
Thy end this now! + Crush + d*e +prepare thyself + crush +crush + judgement + thy end this now! +d*e + d*e + crush + prepare thyself.
why the hell is die censored??
@@woober9779gameplay because if u say it without * I get deleted because CZcams antiswear hates me
I didn't know lmao@@Minos_prime1321
because censorship@@woober9779gameplay
die isn't censored just other words are@@Minos_prime1321
This is what happens when you try to cross jesus
Judas just double crossed every force of love known to man
Can't tell if the pun was intended...
literally or?
Thank you for making my work Jesus, the judgment will come always back
Guys it's literally minos prime
@@lowtempazote guys this is Shaggy himself, holy cow, didn’t expect this lol
What the fuck
Shaggy vs minos prime
Epic rap battles
@@patatarusaproductions7284 fnf shaggy be like: train train train!
the opening speech has no right to go that hard with order
*”Judgement!”*
CONFESS
REPENT FOR YOUR SINS!!
PRAY!!
SALVATION!
minos explaining why Gabriel killed him and v1 doesn't understand Greek language
_And thy Punishment is Death_
GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT
i was waiting for some "CRUSH" "JUGEMENT" DIE" THY END IS NOW"
0:47 for the JUDGEMENT.
bro i felt that elbow drop
It's Over judas ! I have the high ground !
I know that Jesus as the boss of P-3 is just a stupid joke, but oddly enough, you can actually make an argument for it. Let me explain: Jesus came to earth to announce that no more sacrifice was needed, as he was the last sacrifice. He also came to bring the "correct interpretation of the word of his Father. Yet, a lot of his teaching seem to be in direct opposition to the ones in the Old Testament. For example, the "Turning the other cheek" seems to totally contrast the "Eye for an eye" teaching of the Old Testament. Overall, Jesus seems much more forgiving, merciful, human.
In the context of Ultrakill, Jesus could be tired of his Father's tyranic rule, and probably even decide to create an insurrection against God; since Lucifer did not actually reveal against God (as shown by the terminal of 5-S) but got bitch slapped because God didn't like his tone or something.
And even funnier, Jesus revealing against God would also be a DMC reference. Why? Well: Sparda has a clear inspiration on Satan (no surprise). His original appearance is very similar to the classic depiction of the Devil. He also started a Rebellion (pun totally intended) against Mundus, a character with a clear inspiration in the christian God. Yet, he didn't do it because of jealousy like Satan, no; he did it to protect humanity. In fact, he even sacrificed his demonic power, and became fully human, just like Jesus was fully human too. Not to mention that his rebelion literally happened 2000 years ago, and that he is literaly reverd as God and called, "The Savior" by a chatolic-like cult in a town that is a clear reference to the Vatican.
Of course that I don't think Jesus will be the third prime soul, no. That title will probably belong to another greek king that is present in some way in the circles of Violence, Fraud, or Treachery, and trust me, there are a lot of them. Just to mention two of the most known, Dionysius (Violence), and Ulysses (Fraud).
Sadly for you my friend Jesus does not appear in the Divine Comedy
In the bible Jesus died on the cross and cam back to life 3 days later. In the sense of Ultrakill lore Jesus could have came back as a prime soul.
Ngl, bit of a missed opportunity to put the death screen once judas got suplexed.
FULL SPEECH OF JESUS PRIME : I AM THE SON OF GOD! i was sent down by my FATHER! to lead his flock to paradise. to atone for the SINS of Adam and Eve in the garden. I am of one flesh with the divine! And of one the LINEAGE of abraham. I will bring forth a new AGE, and a new COVENANT shall legacy I will vanquish ALL EVIL in my father's name! AMEN! Get ready to recieve some holy spirit. 0:04
Jesus Prime, P-3.
Jesus Prime
Layer 9 is real
Minos Prime gave me a lot of holy spirit
0:55 Thy end is now!