Legitimately my favorite part of the work week. “One day a planes flying into the buildings, next day you’re opening a Starbucks” one of the thousand..
the phrase dum dum or dummy on someone gebuinely stupid has alwasy been absolutrely hilarious to me. after 20 years working (offshore oil rigs for me) in construction you reallly learn how to push someones buttons in th funniest way, and rheyre stuck 200 miles out at sea with you for 5 weeks an cant hude forever. man i miss it sometimes, fuuny shit. you wouldnt believe hew dejected you can ,ake somene feel (temporrily, ir was all in good fun) just by laughing at their shitty sheoelaces. man i was a fucking menace back then
@@usernamehere6061 how? bear in mind this was almost 20 years ao when i was 19 n i was makin £650 a DAY in 2008iah. who exactly terrorised me, do plase pray tell...
@@usernamehere6061 how so? i was making £650 a day at 21 and doign super cool shit like landing choppers and driving giant offshore cranes every single day n for your 5 week trip you have nowhere to spend your pay so youd come home sfter a 5 week hitch with like £20/$25k in the bank and 3 weeks offf. yeah it was sheer terror mate. find a way to get files over and ill send you hundreds of pics and general proof its all true fyi. what were you doing at 21 may i enquire?
@@usernamehere6061 how so? i was an offshre crane op at 21years old, fit as a fiddle and withhin 6 minths of quitting the gym id worked in for the previous 3 years..i was now also technically a main deck supervisor as all crane ops tehnicllay have be a deck manager as well as land all the helopcters twice a day! (the REALLY fun job, and being deck supervisor mesnt i had 4 roustabuts to to order about to do all the grunt work (but i always helped out with pumping and drying the deck eg . oh and at 21 i was making rougly £650 per day, every day for 5 weeks at a time with nowhere to spend it on the rig so you come hme to £20k grand i the bank. (not exxagerating, do the math if you aint too much of a duuuuuuuUUUUUCK. what exacty were you doin at 21 ? may i ask. i reckon you were quackin away earning 5 dollars an hour hancuffed to the counter of subway while just beginning to pay off a 150k grand student loan you spet on a useless degree while bI0wing methheahds in your spare timejust to make rent that week. i might not be close but i guarantee you werent makin almost a thousand bucks a day while landing helicopters n generally playing a cog in a multi billion/day industry all while learning tonnes, having fun and the money. ive already talked abuot).....just tell me where to send the proof n ill give you a few gb of photos of proof im telling 100% truth, i BEG you to let me show u what i was doing at 21, no joke at all. now jog on, kick(/eat) rocks and keep on QUACKING forevermore my dude
So Brendan does a “my truck broke down” story to tie it to his Keep On Truggin tour? He can’t talk about it but he wail, on stage no doubt. He’s not quite finished writing his fake trugg bit. Talm bout 25 minutes on trugg stuff bapa. I mean, water…
That was your best intro song ever! I think what we need now is more references to Abbot Kinney Fight Club and my favourite line: Any other brain busters!
I absolutely love you guys and TMOS. The opening song's are always bangers. When TMOS is on I feel the blood rush to my 8" ..... BONER ALERT ⚠️ EVER SEEN IT. SHHHWOB HAS. He calls it McDonald cause he's loving it
At the end of Lords of Dogtown, there's a there's a beautiful scene where the legendary Heath Ledger passionately sings 'Maggie May'. Your heartfelt rendition has eclipsed that otherwise magical moment. You 2 have the voice of 2 heavenly blessed angels.
The mushy meat of the fish, the fact that it was frozen before being eaten raw, the dirty water it came out of, the smell being fishy instead of neutral, all the alarm bells are ringing and Chin is really taking one for the team (it was more like 3).
1.) you clean the fish after you catch it, clean it by the lake or somwhere give the treats/guts to ocean - tarpon love the guts 2.) filets are then wrapped frozen.
Damnnn,,, this episode reminds me that Andrew Shulz sent a cease and desist junction to a retired UFC fighter for trying to use Buffer for the intro to his comedy special…….. god Shulz is so gay….
these 2 guys are hands down the smartest tools in the shed, the bess brains in the bizzness, and absloot bbbbbbbeasts of pawdcasters
I beg the differ.
Legitimately my favorite part of the work week. “One day a planes flying into the buildings, next day you’re opening a Starbucks” one of the thousand..
Hell ya
Damn you must be a loser with very little going on in life if you look forward to this dog-shit tier content!
@@BrendanCooneyhey what is “these words, these words” from?
Brenda's sweater portrays the dancing bears from The Grateful Dead. I doubt Schwab know what they are either.
Gummy bears, b. Thicccboy lova candies
Best intro y’all have ever done and that’s saying a lot!!! Wish it was longer b. Keep up the good work guys😂😂
It's haird to trugg walg without a trug
Hurd it both ways B
Dats da narradiv
Song Suggestion: “Hey Joe” Bapas ballad to how tough Rogan is to him…
Drunk Clin eating a frozen fish is funnier than iinything Bapa has done.
100%….I hate him now haha
Chins the man, gotta love him 😅
Prayers for Bapa’s newborn 🙏🏼
The best walk out in a comrdy special ever was stephen wright walking out to a riotous crowd and he pics up the mic and meekly says thanks.
You guys were on fire today 🔥 🔥 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while
Nithe
Y'all trug WALKED THAT INTRO 🔥🔥🔥
brendan and tito ortiz podcast would be dope.
1:02:54 It means Rogan locks his knees to appear as tall as possible in photos.
Over there heads like Togan.
A gay broken clock is right twice a day is hilarious.
35. Your content is very inspirational and concise. Thanks! ❤ 💯 🍑
Hello from Canada! Ever heard of it?
Continent or state?
Country in Africa.@@BrendanCooney
Best advice Brandon Shwab gave me in 2 words…”JUST GO”…
I came back to say Brendon doing the "black voice" is hysterical ☠️☠️☠️
came for the opening song stayed for code switch cooney 😂
bruh
Cooney you talking like a black word was so funny i was dying
Man that chin clip was insane. Even the most basic aspect he fuggggged. You are supposed to soak the whetstone before using it.
Daddy can’t get to the soup er ball without the trugg, hopefully he’s got 8 inches for a taxi.
" i have big hands" thats what chin says all the time when hes using his mini chin
The show keeps getting better...props 👊
I never laughed so hard at Brendan when he said Bruce spring spring, lol I died laughing, dude is a dumb dumb!
the phrase dum dum or dummy on someone gebuinely stupid has alwasy been absolutrely hilarious to me. after 20 years working (offshore oil rigs for me) in construction you reallly learn how to push someones buttons in th funniest way, and rheyre stuck 200 miles out at sea with you for 5 weeks an cant hude forever. man i miss it sometimes, fuuny shit. you wouldnt believe hew dejected you can ,ake somene feel (temporrily, ir was all in good fun) just by laughing at their shitty sheoelaces. man i was a fucking menace back then
@@mandero8842Sounds like you were the one who got terrorized.
@@usernamehere6061 how? bear in mind this was almost 20 years ao when i was 19 n i was makin £650 a DAY in 2008iah. who exactly terrorised me, do plase pray tell...
@@usernamehere6061 how so? i was making £650 a day at 21 and doign super cool shit like landing choppers and driving giant offshore cranes every single day n for your 5 week trip you have nowhere to spend your pay so youd come home sfter a 5 week hitch with like £20/$25k in the bank and 3 weeks offf. yeah it was sheer terror mate. find a way to get files over and ill send you hundreds of pics and general proof its all true fyi. what were you doing at 21 may i enquire?
@@usernamehere6061 how so? i was an offshre crane op at 21years old, fit as a fiddle and withhin 6 minths of quitting the gym id worked in for the previous 3 years..i was now also technically a main deck supervisor as all crane ops tehnicllay have be a deck manager as well as land all the helopcters twice a day! (the REALLY fun job, and being deck supervisor mesnt i had 4 roustabuts to to order about to do all the grunt work (but i always helped out with pumping and drying the deck eg . oh and at 21 i was making rougly £650 per day, every day for 5 weeks at a time with nowhere to spend it on the rig so you come hme to £20k grand i the bank. (not exxagerating, do the math if you aint too much of a duuuuuuuUUUUUCK.
what exacty were you doin at 21 ? may i ask. i reckon you were quackin away earning 5 dollars an hour hancuffed to the counter of subway while just beginning to pay off a 150k grand student loan you spet on a useless degree while bI0wing methheahds in your spare timejust to make rent that week. i might not be close but i guarantee you werent makin almost a thousand bucks a day while landing helicopters n generally playing a cog in a multi billion/day industry all while learning tonnes, having fun and the money. ive already talked abuot).....just tell me where to send the proof n ill give you a few gb of photos of proof im telling 100% truth, i BEG you to let me show u what i was doing at 21, no joke at all. now jog on, kick(/eat) rocks and keep on QUACKING forevermore my dude
Bappa is wearing a Greatful Dead jumper, great band never met em
So Brendan does a “my truck broke down” story to tie it to his Keep On Truggin tour? He can’t talk about it but he wail, on stage no doubt. He’s not quite finished writing his fake trugg bit. Talm bout 25 minutes on trugg stuff bapa. I mean, water…
Killed it 😂 love u guys and all that u do
Crashing Trucks and illegal Lotteries, Dinner is served.
Ceetee is real....omfg
Cooney doing his Shultz doing 'his everyone can get in' bit is best brainz yu hur
Joe Rogan is locking his knee so he can look tall in each picture with fans
His daughter isn't doing too well
You guys are so fucking awesome. Thanks for the laughs
35. Great video. It was both very entertaining and informative. I look forward to watching your future videos.
If Geralno gets a fade hair cut he could get more laaaaadies!!!!
Shaub is the WOAT🤣🤣🤣
You boys were extra funny today, did you have Kratom and Reign or some shit? Addies n Baddies?
That was your best intro song ever! I think what we need now is more references to Abbot Kinney Fight Club and my favourite line: Any other brain busters!
Callen aged out of being interesting or tolerable a long time ago
Sometimes the calments are the best part...
Axe Jay
I absolutely love you guys and TMOS. The opening song's are always bangers. When TMOS is on I feel the blood rush to my 8" ..... BONER ALERT ⚠️ EVER SEEN IT. SHHHWOB HAS. He calls it McDonald cause he's loving it
Cringe
Back at ya b
“Yes! Yes!”
“That’s a word he’s not used to hearing.”
I almost died drinking a bottle of water. Oh my god…….
I still remember when lance Armstrong rode his bike on the moon.
Maybe your funniest episode yet. We might need an occasional 10 Minutes of Schultz!
Thanks b
I could listen to the Star Wars riffs all day. lol
RIP Trugg Rogan
That Schultz riffing segment was Netflix 🤣🤣
Damn that intro was toooo funny. I got something to walg you too. Hahaha
At the end of Lords of Dogtown, there's a there's a beautiful scene where the legendary Heath Ledger passionately sings 'Maggie May'. Your heartfelt rendition has eclipsed that otherwise magical moment. You 2 have the voice of 2 heavenly blessed angels.
The mushy meat of the fish, the fact that it was frozen before being eaten raw, the dirty water it came out of, the smell being fishy instead of neutral, all the alarm bells are ringing and Chin is really taking one for the team (it was more like 3).
Comedy is not hard. It’s just a dumb fucking idea
Bapa is the epitome of Dead Head.
Gotta do an in depth look into if he’s actually saying Super Ball when talking about Super Bowl. He’s said it twice recently
1:08:47 That's Tony Jaa, not Jet Lee.
He only kibbeteched his trugg once, you have to do it twice, B.
Are you ok Annie?
O’Reilly dude? 😂
Walg me to my bike
"nievr sawl it" - b. skuub
He canceled Austin already. not on his website anymore. Lol.
1.) you clean the fish after you catch it, clean it by the lake or somwhere give the treats/guts to ocean - tarpon love the guts
2.) filets are then wrapped frozen.
Hey, did these guys cover Schaub's cancelled shows?
I was honestly waiting for this song just because the name Annie is in it.
I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to put a lizard in his fish tank yet. (Or did he….).
1h and a half? Talm'bout Gristgmas came eeeeeeeeeeeeegggrly this year.
Thank you, bapas, you don't madder, but also you matter to me.👍
That fish got fugged by 8 inches, B
I mostly just watch the songs at the begining of these pods 😂, class 👏
Looks like clin finally got a filet knife, his sharpening game is hitrocious, you aren’t supposed to rub the knife back n forth like that.
Gadooshed the T R Eggs
Came to give the thumbs up! 👍🏻
He’s such a poser
Couple minutes, maybe a couple seconds, but it’s $300 a min with a minimum call time of 15 minutes IIRC lol it’s a PBD grift
Trug walk....i dont even understand how the hell my plug talk
Need to make a best of ad like music in the 1990s "best hits of John denver!" And snippets of song, be funny as hell!
new pod incoming: The Duck and the Hawk
🦅
Diggs are delicious 😋
BAPA FLIPPED THE TRX 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 VIVA LA MESSICO 🇲🇽🤙
9:50-10:00 I was waiting for y’all to say someone went balls deep in some fish
10/10 intro song.
Love it. Yall diieefrent!
Hey, chill guys. Brian looks great. I hope I look that good when I'm 103 years old.
Tony Jaa-Thilands
The protector
Great guy
Never meddum
Making fun a another grown man is crazy!
Haired it boff ways b
I thought he was supposed to be with the “kiddos” as of now.
intro might be top 3 all time (1. Landslide 2. Beast of Burden)
A pick-up Trug with 1000hp's and he can't handle it shocking. This is so beautiful when you have these fake CAR guys yet they can't drive.
That’s the hardest Bapa has iver made me laugh before, by far daaaddyy
^ talmbout sprinkling sugar on your wiener and telling you it’s delicious
Dude werrs muh trugg??
I was in a elevator with Brendan Cooney, he’s 6 foot 8 inches
🎯
You guys are so fuckin funny
Why is there a trash Tuesday sticker on the chair?
Damnnn,,, this episode reminds me that Andrew Shulz sent a cease and desist junction to a retired UFC fighter for trying to use Buffer for the intro to his comedy special…….. god Shulz is so gay….
More like Duckerberg...
Amirite folks?
I don't mind it though, I'm the Bro Whisperer that's what they call me.
Gerardo, I just realized you look like John Belusi.
Oh really dude😅 great show geezers.. Si 4 inches
Great show hawks but had to turn it off when it got to the big gay part.
Enjoyed.
I want a 🌈 broken clock for Xmas 😜
Too many 🦆 in calments this week B