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what the fuckery button
@@stanloona8953 its spyware dont-
"what the hell is even ever that" - Isaac Smith 2024
you must be new here hes been saying this for like a year
@@user-xy1ns8sv4ehe only just added the ever
@@user-xy1ns8sv4ethe addition of “ever” is new never seen before
@@user-xy1ns8sv4e i think the "ever" is a new addition actually
@@user-xy1ns8sv4ethe ever is new
Audible gasped when she added sugar to the UTI punch bowl. What the hell is even ever that 😭😭
That’s one way to ruin UTI punch 😞
The sugar isn’t even gonna be dissolved….who doesn’t want crunchy, grainy punch? 😍
@@waffles658me, i eat my liquids and drink my solids
She put so much ✋😭😭😭
I don’t even KNOW UTI punch😟
How convenient of you, I just sat down with a meal
Hopefully yours wasn't too zany 😅
Ham potato milk pie?
My favorite, but add crab lump meat.
Me too, in fact
ive been binge watching his videos while snacking on random foods
"What is a crab leg?" The leg of a crab brother.
Well, these packaged “crab legs” are actually starch and fish paste most of the time. So, yeah.
@@RodrigoCML7 "so, yeah" 🤓
yeah only it isn't
The things she used aren't even crab legs
@@jesusramirezromo2037 yall all don't think I know that it's imitation crab meat
What the fuckery button🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️
Baptising a baby with cheese sounds like a tradition we should all start.
A hood traditional iirc
But what cheese should be used to baptise the baby?
Mozzarella?
Cheddar?
Wensleydale?
“serve to your husband”nah your gonna serve for a divorce with that slop😭
Those aren't crab legs, the bag clearly says "imitation crab," so it's basically the least salable catch that they bring in, ground up into a fine paste, mixed with a binding agent, rolled out into thin sheets and then the sheets are rolled up into cylinders and and the cylinders are airbrushed with red food coloring only on one side.
this ruined most sushi for me, but im glad you described how gross it actually is
@@truthfuln00dle I used to like to unroll the crab sheets.
@alanhorton7300 oh same.
especially as a kid
It's might be trash but it's my junk food of choice
3:38 « It’s like trying to find crab lump meat in a hay stack » -Isaac 2024
Deeep
Who said you could quote that?
Why is she producing masses of food. Does she have a family of 50? Does she have a bunch of children in her basement? Why do the children love hotdogs so much?
I have more questions than answers thank you issac my day is ruined.
She's throwing it out
@@NYCbabyJes and then probably ordering or making normal food.
@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenfr
@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenfrr
It's fetish content
You know the food's bad when even a British person has a problem with it
the "drink" was ALL juice why did she need to add a pound of sugar 😭
FRRR
Bach,
This is a formal request for you to bathe in cottage cheese. Give the people what they want.
Yours truly,
theEdgemaster1.0
I for one completely agree with this statement
Me too this would make a great video
Honestly youre saying what were all thinking
what the freak! thats exactly what i thought
the name makes it ten times better
Issac says “Hormel” over and over in an American accent is SENDING ME
what american says "WHORe-mel"
@@someonessidechannel1485 insane
Her saying “ you gotta try it “ is not only annoying but it makes me not wanna try it even more 😭LOL !!!
5 ibuprofen 2 garlic Try my recipe boy
just burped and cackled at the same time 😭
'washer sister sauce'🤓 IM DYING
"He has risen"...the dark lord appears in many forms, I suppose.
with the jesus smorgasbord she really missed the opportunity to put bread and wine on it
The way she pronounces smorgasbord, completely butchers the pronunciation
It's not children friendly then😭
she has so much canned and processed food in her kitchen that she could perfectly survive an apocalypse i swear🤧
With her cooking she will be the reason for an apocalypse
The fact WILLAM has had her comment read by Italian daddy feels like a crossover of worlds haha
I hope i dont have to hear "you gotta try it!" Ever. Again.
shes perpetuating all the worst american stereotypes
goes for a pee break and instantly grabs his phone... we all know you were going in there to secretly watch Kay's cooking and remember what *good* cooking is😒
pulling the drain in the sink drink was crazy 💀
FRR
“im easy if i see a fish tank full of punch” - Isaac 2024
Seriously if fruit juice in a sink is your idea of a party, Jesus and me ain't showing up.......Where's the vodka
Wine too
Isaac would get it over the kitchen sink
"what are even they?" - ItalianBach
11:34 about 5 years left max and all I can hear is “wake tha FACK UP!!!” Ready, get sick, DIE! 😂
I feel like she just finds the cheapest, about to expire crap, and freestyles this on the spot. That way she’s making more money than spending
Nah that was imitation crab. It's ground up pollock fish binded together.
the only channel where i’m happy to listen to sponsors
“That’s sea milk…oh damn” 😂😂
5:30 we will never let you live that down Isaac.
All unite in remembrance.
"What is a crab leg?" Exactly what it sounds like my dude
like do british ppl seriously not eat crab?? that's wild to me that's such a standard seafood
@@morganshryock4847 as we know, british people don't eat good food
@morganshryock4847 I think he's confused on the imitation crab meat. They probably don't have that because he said that did not look like actual crab leg
It’s not crab meat and in Britain they’re not allowed to lie about the ingredients, they’re called seafood sticks and it’s made from surimi fellas 💚
Sure but what he saw was not crab legs
7:27 vitamin C? More like Vitamin C-ink
The giggling and kicking legs is me during this entire video
I promise you not all Americans are like this. I sincerely apologize for her actions.
THE CLASSIC CHEESE CROSS, HE IS RISEN COMBO BOARD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm ashamed of the country of my birth for encouraging people to do these terrible things
That spaghetti wasn't fully cooked. It wasn't even al dente.
Yet there was still loads of water still in the tray 🤢🤢🤢
That was definitely imitation crab meat (the red one). I still like it, but real crab meat is nicer.
There was too much water in that. Just cook the spaghetti first and don't use all that water.
“Don’t give her any ideas” I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂
This woman is Eddie Abbew’s worst nightmare.
Bach is officially a white fox gal
Fish tank is gonna end up with everyone’s hand sweat and dead skin cells in if everyone is scooping with a cup for a drink
"umm...you're a poet John" idk why that had me dying 😭
"Its like trying to find crab lump meat in a- in a hay stack. nice quote that" -Isaac 2024
she immediately pulled out the imitation crab meat 💀💀💀
Alternate title: Making processed dog food
watching a briish man become desensitized to shockingly bad insta chefs was not on my bingo card today
Washtashasa sauce haha
As a resident of worcestershire i giggle like a school girl every time i hear someone pronounce it wrong
Gordon Ramsey should add these to his menu
I didn’t think the first one was too too bad, but everything that followed truly had me shooketh
honestly I know I'd go feral for one of those hotdogs or that sausage potion thing coming home drunk after a night out.
I have a UTI rn might need to try the epic sink drink
It's Whoosh ta Shire sauce guys...
when she turned the water on, i lost it
The Alexa going on about worchestershire sauce hahaha !
Had me laughing loud + laughing at the thought of her carrying on talking about its history haha !
Loving the consistency mate 👌🏼
Should’ve made a little baby Jesus out of little baby cheeses
Underrated
Cheesus.
I’m going to be honestly I subscribed because of the way you spoke and reading the comment from 4:55 made me feel some type of way 🙈. Anyways will support your channel now lol.
Where. Is. The. Seasoning?! I audibly gasped when she grabbed that watery pasta!
isaac thanks for posting more often it makes my day
Going through a breakup and seeing that you posted made my day better 😊
0:05 excuse me? 😭
Felt all my arteries and veins clogging up from watching this💀
Why did I react the same exact way to the corn? It somehow was the most shocking thing to add next
First time on this channel and first time seeing this woman's...food. I love food, cooking and eating! There are some meals that are comforting either because of being filling when I haven't had much money (pasta, tonnes of butter and shredded cheese, and salt!) OR comforting because delicious, filling and cheap (red lentils, bag of frozen mixed vegies, curry powder). But I wouldn't video myself promoting these meals. Also, punch out of a sink is just gross.
10:55 bro thinks he's Malachi from south London 😂
oh my damn
I love cals little messages
"Now add whatever kind of crab legs you like."
*Adds imitation crab* (That ain't crab legs, Ma'am.)
pretty sure them "crab legs" are just seafood sticks lol
i need to order food to watch this
Them “crab legs” are called sea food sticks in the uk. They are actually horrific
They taste like sticks of ass 🤮😂
Yeah in America it's called Imitation Krab with a K lol. She was lying about it being crab leg and I'm not a big fan of it either. It's disgustingly buttery and artificial tasting. I can withstand a piece but no more lol
When she goes to dollar store her whole basket must be full of aluminum trays, jello, and corn bread mix. When someone asks if she's having a party "You've got to try it."
Honestly one of the only CZcams’s that make me laugh out loud ✨
Not sure if anyone had already told you this. But the ‘Crab Legs’ that she uses are not technically really made out of crab. They are actually Called Surumi I think?
Because I think real Crab is super expensive, this is what they use. When you think of Subway sandwiches, quick Crab Leg Salads, Nigiri Crab leg Sushi and Hot pots, this is what they have in them. Well, they might have a little percentage of Crab mixed into them. But it’s mostly a ‘Fish Cake’ if anything. think like, those swirly fish cakes you traditionally find in ramen dishes that’s kind of the consistency and similar flavour.
14:46
Bladders:That's it we are shutting down
i love how i have to pause the vid to drink so that i dont spit out my water
4:00 why did I think this woman said
“Top with your favorite Jesus” 💀💀
Tbh that’s a great sponsor, I’m actually very interested, thanks opera!
The giggles and feet kicks got you another sub my good sir ❤️✨
If you're unsure about "Lump Crab Meat," just Google the difference between "Chunk Light," "Chunk White," & "Solid White" tuna.
Side rant: Can we please be done with the voh-cal fraaaaaaay accent already? I absolutely hate it.
“What the hell even is a crab leg?”
Bach I think you just answered your own question.
'she wouldn't be allowed out in the streets...she'd be in a dungeon'
you are officially the best youtuber
RE: The Potatoes & Milk (aka Healthy Dinner)
It’s boiled potatoes with peas and cheese. 1 - it isn’t healthy 2 - it’s rank!
Decided to watch this in the morning…now I’m gonna be sick for the rest of the day😀
The opera ad the song in the background made me go back to hear it play
“what is a crab leg” brits are so sheltered I s2g
This reminds me when I visited my auntie and she didn’t warn me that her friend’s “famous green beans “ were the Campbell’s soup with fried onions type… and the chicken, I have never had something so dry yet so wet in my life… 😬
as an italian, the spaghetti being torn was pure suffering
Stoooooop😭💫 That Chessus joke almost made me choke on my food lmao
im sorry but why is nobody talking about his editor HE'S AWESOME
An upload on a Tuesday! Isaac is spoiling us now
barbecue thing was edible until she started adding corn and other radioactive materials
The Easter charcuterie board looks fine tbf. I'd scran that
14:00
under the sea themed fruit punch sure is living up to its name.
*IT LOOKS LIKE A POLLUTED SEA* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️
you deserve way more subscribers 😮