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  • @ItalianBach
    @ItalianBach  Před 2 měsíci +71

    Download opera now! opr.as/Opera-ItalianBach

  • @Pipsqueaklol
    @Pipsqueaklol Před 2 měsíci +1866

    "what the hell is even ever that" - Isaac Smith 2024

    • @user-xy1ns8sv4e
      @user-xy1ns8sv4e Před 2 měsíci +79

      you must be new here hes been saying this for like a year

    • @Lukqru
      @Lukqru Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-xy1ns8sv4ehe only just added the ever

    • @jarviscockerslefttoe3830
      @jarviscockerslefttoe3830 Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-xy1ns8sv4ethe addition of “ever” is new never seen before

    • @nebulaquatica
      @nebulaquatica Před 2 měsíci +68

      ​@@user-xy1ns8sv4e i think the "ever" is a new addition actually

    • @wyattwaterhouse3180
      @wyattwaterhouse3180 Před 2 měsíci

      @@user-xy1ns8sv4ethe ever is new

  • @bethanyvili4097
    @bethanyvili4097 Před 2 měsíci +992

    Audible gasped when she added sugar to the UTI punch bowl. What the hell is even ever that 😭😭

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  Před 2 měsíci +167

      That’s one way to ruin UTI punch 😞

    • @waffles658
      @waffles658 Před měsícem +26

      The sugar isn’t even gonna be dissolved….who doesn’t want crunchy, grainy punch? 😍

    • @ratsniffer
      @ratsniffer Před měsícem

      ​@@waffles658me, i eat my liquids and drink my solids

    • @Popsicle19952
      @Popsicle19952 Před měsícem +4

      She put so much ✋😭😭😭

    • @Lunawa10
      @Lunawa10 Před měsícem +1

      I don’t even KNOW UTI punch😟

  • @Bokchtroy
    @Bokchtroy Před 2 měsíci +899

    How convenient of you, I just sat down with a meal

    • @Lyran7
      @Lyran7 Před 2 měsíci +50

      Hopefully yours wasn't too zany 😅

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  Před 2 měsíci +168

      Ham potato milk pie?

    • @Bokchtroy
      @Bokchtroy Před 2 měsíci +27

      My favorite, but add crab lump meat.

    • @Bryanferrywife
      @Bryanferrywife Před 2 měsíci +4

      Me too, in fact

    • @Mewstereal
      @Mewstereal Před 5 dny +1

      ive been binge watching his videos while snacking on random foods

  • @picklebulge6478
    @picklebulge6478 Před 2 měsíci +320

    "What is a crab leg?" The leg of a crab brother.

    • @RodrigoCML7
      @RodrigoCML7 Před měsícem +31

      Well, these packaged “crab legs” are actually starch and fish paste most of the time. So, yeah.

    • @picklebulge6478
      @picklebulge6478 Před měsícem +14

      @@RodrigoCML7 "so, yeah" 🤓

    • @jsmarch9022
      @jsmarch9022 Před měsícem

      yeah only it isn't

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Před měsícem +9

      The things she used aren't even crab legs

    • @picklebulge6478
      @picklebulge6478 Před měsícem +10

      @@jesusramirezromo2037 yall all don't think I know that it's imitation crab meat

  • @misswoah
    @misswoah Před 2 měsíci +643

    What the fuckery button🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️

  • @Bokchtroy
    @Bokchtroy Před 2 měsíci +472

    Baptising a baby with cheese sounds like a tradition we should all start.

    • @AnglophobiaIsevil7
      @AnglophobiaIsevil7 Před měsícem +3

      A hood traditional iirc

    • @Dinosaurman34
      @Dinosaurman34 Před 21 dnem +6

      But what cheese should be used to baptise the baby?
      Mozzarella?
      Cheddar?
      Wensleydale?

  • @livin3.gh0ull
    @livin3.gh0ull Před 2 měsíci +295

    “serve to your husband”nah your gonna serve for a divorce with that slop😭

  • @alanhorton7300
    @alanhorton7300 Před 2 měsíci +123

    Those aren't crab legs, the bag clearly says "imitation crab," so it's basically the least salable catch that they bring in, ground up into a fine paste, mixed with a binding agent, rolled out into thin sheets and then the sheets are rolled up into cylinders and and the cylinders are airbrushed with red food coloring only on one side.

    • @truthfuln00dle
      @truthfuln00dle Před měsícem +1

      this ruined most sushi for me, but im glad you described how gross it actually is

    • @alanhorton7300
      @alanhorton7300 Před měsícem +1

      @@truthfuln00dle I used to like to unroll the crab sheets.

    • @truthfuln00dle
      @truthfuln00dle Před měsícem

      @alanhorton7300 oh same.
      especially as a kid

    • @lordodin5755
      @lordodin5755 Před měsícem +3

      It's might be trash but it's my junk food of choice

  • @Bokchtroy
    @Bokchtroy Před 2 měsíci +502

    3:38 « It’s like trying to find crab lump meat in a hay stack » -Isaac 2024

  • @ben2008mcd
    @ben2008mcd Před 2 měsíci +185

    Why is she producing masses of food. Does she have a family of 50? Does she have a bunch of children in her basement? Why do the children love hotdogs so much?
    I have more questions than answers thank you issac my day is ruined.

    • @NYCbabyJes
      @NYCbabyJes Před 2 měsíci +18

      She's throwing it out

    • @LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken
      @LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@NYCbabyJes and then probably ordering or making normal food.

    • @-kyrine_.
      @-kyrine_. Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenfr

    • @-kyrine_.
      @-kyrine_. Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenfrr

    • @Lovemonaa
      @Lovemonaa Před měsícem

      It's fetish content

  • @livh5298
    @livh5298 Před 2 měsíci +21

    You know the food's bad when even a British person has a problem with it

  • @starcandyx
    @starcandyx Před 2 měsíci +46

    the "drink" was ALL juice why did she need to add a pound of sugar 😭

  • @theEdgemaster1.0
    @theEdgemaster1.0 Před 2 měsíci +310

    Bach,
    This is a formal request for you to bathe in cottage cheese. Give the people what they want.
    Yours truly,
    theEdgemaster1.0

  • @cadence-cr4lb
    @cadence-cr4lb Před 2 měsíci +90

    Issac says “Hormel” over and over in an American accent is SENDING ME

  • @trerhodes8884
    @trerhodes8884 Před 2 měsíci +66

    Her saying “ you gotta try it “ is not only annoying but it makes me not wanna try it even more 😭LOL !!!

  • @tlozlore
    @tlozlore Před 2 měsíci +79

    5 ibuprofen 2 garlic Try my recipe boy

    • @pf1337
      @pf1337 Před 2 měsíci +8

      just burped and cackled at the same time 😭

  • @woopie7785
    @woopie7785 Před 2 měsíci +82

    'washer sister sauce'🤓 IM DYING

  • @cathrinerhardt
    @cathrinerhardt Před 2 měsíci +49

    "He has risen"...the dark lord appears in many forms, I suppose.

  • @mxddln
    @mxddln Před 2 měsíci +75

    with the jesus smorgasbord she really missed the opportunity to put bread and wine on it

    • @Nwicola
      @Nwicola Před měsícem +1

      The way she pronounces smorgasbord, completely butchers the pronunciation

    • @mif_sovremennosty
      @mif_sovremennosty Před 6 dny

      It's not children friendly then😭

  • @LaPataRosa
    @LaPataRosa Před 2 měsíci +49

    she has so much canned and processed food in her kitchen that she could perfectly survive an apocalypse i swear🤧

  • @xQueenTx
    @xQueenTx Před 2 měsíci +33

    The fact WILLAM has had her comment read by Italian daddy feels like a crossover of worlds haha

  • @cinnamonclark8426
    @cinnamonclark8426 Před 2 měsíci +22

    I hope i dont have to hear "you gotta try it!" Ever. Again.

  • @clairelandon
    @clairelandon Před 2 měsíci +12

    shes perpetuating all the worst american stereotypes

  • @mckennathomson5021
    @mckennathomson5021 Před 2 měsíci +62

    goes for a pee break and instantly grabs his phone... we all know you were going in there to secretly watch Kay's cooking and remember what *good* cooking is😒

  • @julietj3110
    @julietj3110 Před 2 měsíci +33

    pulling the drain in the sink drink was crazy 💀

  • @JulianaTweet
    @JulianaTweet Před 2 měsíci +26

    “im easy if i see a fish tank full of punch” - Isaac 2024

  • @chrisleathers3715
    @chrisleathers3715 Před 2 měsíci +29

    Seriously if fruit juice in a sink is your idea of a party, Jesus and me ain't showing up.......Where's the vodka

  • @Jon-mt1nz
    @Jon-mt1nz Před 2 měsíci +47

    Isaac would get it over the kitchen sink

  • @arlastevenson9583
    @arlastevenson9583 Před 2 měsíci +72

    "what are even they?" - ItalianBach

  • @Lauzenger
    @Lauzenger Před 2 měsíci +28

    11:34 about 5 years left max and all I can hear is “wake tha FACK UP!!!” Ready, get sick, DIE! 😂

  • @mizboba5948
    @mizboba5948 Před 2 měsíci +17

    I feel like she just finds the cheapest, about to expire crap, and freestyles this on the spot. That way she’s making more money than spending

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast Před měsícem +1

      Nah that was imitation crab. It's ground up pollock fish binded together.

  • @oli3829
    @oli3829 Před 2 měsíci +40

    the only channel where i’m happy to listen to sponsors

  • @CatrinJones-xf8yt
    @CatrinJones-xf8yt Před 2 měsíci +12

    “That’s sea milk…oh damn” 😂😂

  • @Bokchtroy
    @Bokchtroy Před 2 měsíci +19

    5:30 we will never let you live that down Isaac.

    • @Bokchtroy
      @Bokchtroy Před 2 měsíci +4

      All unite in remembrance.

  • @Nightstormshadow1
    @Nightstormshadow1 Před 2 měsíci +27

    "What is a crab leg?" Exactly what it sounds like my dude

    • @morganshryock4847
      @morganshryock4847 Před měsícem +7

      like do british ppl seriously not eat crab?? that's wild to me that's such a standard seafood

    • @iliveonatropicalisland6086
      @iliveonatropicalisland6086 Před měsícem

      ​@@morganshryock4847 as we know, british people don't eat good food

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast Před měsícem +4

      ​@morganshryock4847 I think he's confused on the imitation crab meat. They probably don't have that because he said that did not look like actual crab leg

    • @Beandaddy2013
      @Beandaddy2013 Před měsícem +1

      It’s not crab meat and in Britain they’re not allowed to lie about the ingredients, they’re called seafood sticks and it’s made from surimi fellas 💚

    • @abbiegilfilen3449
      @abbiegilfilen3449 Před měsícem

      Sure but what he saw was not crab legs

  • @hannahcenepo-torres4930
    @hannahcenepo-torres4930 Před 2 měsíci +9

    7:27 vitamin C? More like Vitamin C-ink

  • @edi9669
    @edi9669 Před 2 měsíci +12

    The giggling and kicking legs is me during this entire video

  • @rilyn_sat10
    @rilyn_sat10 Před 2 měsíci +8

    I promise you not all Americans are like this. I sincerely apologize for her actions.

  • @adelaidelandaeta8171
    @adelaidelandaeta8171 Před 2 měsíci +6

    THE CLASSIC CHEESE CROSS, HE IS RISEN COMBO BOARD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shethingsd
    @shethingsd Před 2 měsíci +8

    I'm ashamed of the country of my birth for encouraging people to do these terrible things

  • @SewardWriter
    @SewardWriter Před 2 měsíci +5

    That spaghetti wasn't fully cooked. It wasn't even al dente.

    • @forgmanguy
      @forgmanguy Před měsícem

      Yet there was still loads of water still in the tray 🤢🤢🤢

  • @shethingsd
    @shethingsd Před 2 měsíci +11

    That was definitely imitation crab meat (the red one). I still like it, but real crab meat is nicer.

    • @shethingsd
      @shethingsd Před 2 měsíci +3

      There was too much water in that. Just cook the spaghetti first and don't use all that water.

  • @georgiaannebronte
    @georgiaannebronte Před 2 měsíci +4

    “Don’t give her any ideas” I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-gf3lo1nx5p
    @user-gf3lo1nx5p Před 2 měsíci +11

    This woman is Eddie Abbew’s worst nightmare.

  • @Tillythebestthx
    @Tillythebestthx Před 2 měsíci +13

    Bach is officially a white fox gal

  • @claires128
    @claires128 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Fish tank is gonna end up with everyone’s hand sweat and dead skin cells in if everyone is scooping with a cup for a drink

  • @Moving_skylight
    @Moving_skylight Před 2 měsíci +5

    "umm...you're a poet John" idk why that had me dying 😭

  • @marel143
    @marel143 Před 2 měsíci +7

    "Its like trying to find crab lump meat in a- in a hay stack. nice quote that" -Isaac 2024

  • @sadclovvn
    @sadclovvn Před 2 měsíci +2

    she immediately pulled out the imitation crab meat 💀💀💀

  • @musicguy20
    @musicguy20 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Alternate title: Making processed dog food

  • @spoonymugz
    @spoonymugz Před 13 dny +1

    watching a briish man become desensitized to shockingly bad insta chefs was not on my bingo card today

  • @atoastyghost290
    @atoastyghost290 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Washtashasa sauce haha
    As a resident of worcestershire i giggle like a school girl every time i hear someone pronounce it wrong

  • @detectivelemaru2843
    @detectivelemaru2843 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Gordon Ramsey should add these to his menu

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I didn’t think the first one was too too bad, but everything that followed truly had me shooketh

  • @bell4sushieaterr
    @bell4sushieaterr Před 2 měsíci +8

    honestly I know I'd go feral for one of those hotdogs or that sausage potion thing coming home drunk after a night out.

  • @marybethchancey822
    @marybethchancey822 Před 2 měsíci +9

    I have a UTI rn might need to try the epic sink drink

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X Před 2 měsíci +5

    It's Whoosh ta Shire sauce guys...

  • @mirandahill1306
    @mirandahill1306 Před měsícem +3

    when she turned the water on, i lost it

  • @rosiedollface
    @rosiedollface Před 2 měsíci +3

    The Alexa going on about worchestershire sauce hahaha !
    Had me laughing loud + laughing at the thought of her carrying on talking about its history haha !

  • @mcsparky8713
    @mcsparky8713 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Loving the consistency mate 👌🏼

  • @Anonymum
    @Anonymum Před 2 měsíci +21

    Should’ve made a little baby Jesus out of little baby cheeses

  • @jazzysimz_8
    @jazzysimz_8 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I’m going to be honestly I subscribed because of the way you spoke and reading the comment from 4:55 made me feel some type of way 🙈. Anyways will support your channel now lol.

  • @kuroshitsuji36
    @kuroshitsuji36 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Where. Is. The. Seasoning?! I audibly gasped when she grabbed that watery pasta!

  • @nynke3786
    @nynke3786 Před 2 měsíci +6

    isaac thanks for posting more often it makes my day

  • @felecitykat1136
    @felecitykat1136 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Going through a breakup and seeing that you posted made my day better 😊

  • @herneychienverneryia4020
    @herneychienverneryia4020 Před 2 měsíci +3

    0:05 excuse me? 😭
    Felt all my arteries and veins clogging up from watching this💀

  • @AandAtlanta
    @AandAtlanta Před 2 měsíci +4

    Why did I react the same exact way to the corn? It somehow was the most shocking thing to add next

  • @legoqueen2445
    @legoqueen2445 Před 2 měsíci +2

    First time on this channel and first time seeing this woman's...food. I love food, cooking and eating! There are some meals that are comforting either because of being filling when I haven't had much money (pasta, tonnes of butter and shredded cheese, and salt!) OR comforting because delicious, filling and cheap (red lentils, bag of frozen mixed vegies, curry powder). But I wouldn't video myself promoting these meals. Also, punch out of a sink is just gross.

  • @TRYX_ATP
    @TRYX_ATP Před 2 měsíci +6

    10:55 bro thinks he's Malachi from south London 😂

  • @user-zu6ez2rq7j
    @user-zu6ez2rq7j Před 2 měsíci +2

    I love cals little messages

  • @BasilDaChefcario
    @BasilDaChefcario Před 24 dny

    "Now add whatever kind of crab legs you like."
    *Adds imitation crab* (That ain't crab legs, Ma'am.)

  • @taegvcci4894
    @taegvcci4894 Před 2 měsíci +3

    pretty sure them "crab legs" are just seafood sticks lol

  • @user-xy1ns8sv4e
    @user-xy1ns8sv4e Před 2 měsíci +7

    i need to order food to watch this

  • @jordansharples8305
    @jordansharples8305 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Them “crab legs” are called sea food sticks in the uk. They are actually horrific

    • @reena_sha
      @reena_sha Před 2 měsíci

      They taste like sticks of ass 🤮😂

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast Před měsícem +1

      Yeah in America it's called Imitation Krab with a K lol. She was lying about it being crab leg and I'm not a big fan of it either. It's disgustingly buttery and artificial tasting. I can withstand a piece but no more lol

  • @caragarcia2307
    @caragarcia2307 Před 9 hodinami

    When she goes to dollar store her whole basket must be full of aluminum trays, jello, and corn bread mix. When someone asks if she's having a party "You've got to try it."

  • @user-lq5ym9ej4r
    @user-lq5ym9ej4r Před 2 měsíci +1

    Honestly one of the only CZcams’s that make me laugh out loud ✨

  • @Tenshii_Artii
    @Tenshii_Artii Před měsícem +1

    Not sure if anyone had already told you this. But the ‘Crab Legs’ that she uses are not technically really made out of crab. They are actually Called Surumi I think?
    Because I think real Crab is super expensive, this is what they use. When you think of Subway sandwiches, quick Crab Leg Salads, Nigiri Crab leg Sushi and Hot pots, this is what they have in them. Well, they might have a little percentage of Crab mixed into them. But it’s mostly a ‘Fish Cake’ if anything. think like, those swirly fish cakes you traditionally find in ramen dishes that’s kind of the consistency and similar flavour.

  • @Gn01717
    @Gn01717 Před měsícem +1

    14:46
    Bladders:That's it we are shutting down

  • @georgekyd9331
    @georgekyd9331 Před 22 dny

    i love how i have to pause the vid to drink so that i dont spit out my water

  • @Unknown_fl0wer
    @Unknown_fl0wer Před 2 měsíci +2

    4:00 why did I think this woman said
    “Top with your favorite Jesus” 💀💀

  • @baileyrodgers4276
    @baileyrodgers4276 Před 2 měsíci

    Tbh that’s a great sponsor, I’m actually very interested, thanks opera!

  • @ghostadventurelovers
    @ghostadventurelovers Před 2 měsíci +1

    The giggles and feet kicks got you another sub my good sir ❤️✨

  • @jmonkey440
    @jmonkey440 Před 2 měsíci +2

    If you're unsure about "Lump Crab Meat," just Google the difference between "Chunk Light," "Chunk White," & "Solid White" tuna.

    • @jmonkey440
      @jmonkey440 Před 2 měsíci

      Side rant: Can we please be done with the voh-cal fraaaaaaay accent already? I absolutely hate it.

  • @Apokhalypso
    @Apokhalypso Před 16 hodinami

    “What the hell even is a crab leg?”
    Bach I think you just answered your own question.

  • @ala7829
    @ala7829 Před 2 měsíci +1

    'she wouldn't be allowed out in the streets...she'd be in a dungeon'

  • @lucyadams7689
    @lucyadams7689 Před 9 dny +2

    you are officially the best youtuber

  • @ItsMeNJC
    @ItsMeNJC Před 19 dny

    RE: The Potatoes & Milk (aka Healthy Dinner)
    It’s boiled potatoes with peas and cheese. 1 - it isn’t healthy 2 - it’s rank!

  • @eatingthemoon
    @eatingthemoon Před 2 měsíci +1

    Decided to watch this in the morning…now I’m gonna be sick for the rest of the day😀

  • @huntmc
    @huntmc Před 2 měsíci

    The opera ad the song in the background made me go back to hear it play

  • @ghoullian5094
    @ghoullian5094 Před měsícem

    “what is a crab leg” brits are so sheltered I s2g

  • @Who-en2vo
    @Who-en2vo Před 2 měsíci +1

    This reminds me when I visited my auntie and she didn’t warn me that her friend’s “famous green beans “ were the Campbell’s soup with fried onions type… and the chicken, I have never had something so dry yet so wet in my life… 😬

  • @anna_chiara
    @anna_chiara Před měsícem

    as an italian, the spaghetti being torn was pure suffering

  • @shivanibhardwaj5063
    @shivanibhardwaj5063 Před měsícem

    Stoooooop😭💫 That Chessus joke almost made me choke on my food lmao

  • @vaibhaviarappatha6067
    @vaibhaviarappatha6067 Před 2 měsíci +1

    im sorry but why is nobody talking about his editor HE'S AWESOME

  • @kaizokumoobeane
    @kaizokumoobeane Před 2 měsíci +2

    An upload on a Tuesday! Isaac is spoiling us now

  • @thor_degaai
    @thor_degaai Před měsícem +1

    barbecue thing was edible until she started adding corn and other radioactive materials

  • @christophllewellyn
    @christophllewellyn Před měsícem +1

    The Easter charcuterie board looks fine tbf. I'd scran that

  • @truthfuln00dle
    @truthfuln00dle Před měsícem +1

    14:00
    under the sea themed fruit punch sure is living up to its name.
    *IT LOOKS LIKE A POLLUTED SEA* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @lissaxoxo2988
    @lissaxoxo2988 Před 2 měsíci

    you deserve way more subscribers 😮