New "Olympics" allow athletes to use steroids & Basketball player slaps Morgan Freeman | Weekly Dumb
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Pigeons have a shorter life in the city because there are more people to monitor and their batteries die quicker.
#birdsarentreal
SNL's all-drug olympics skit from 35 years ago coming true
Lol yes. First thing I thought of.
You can't keep a cheater down,
That will hurt when the drugs wear off lol
@@MrPetepeeters101 spoiler alert: ends in a bloody mess 😬
So funny and so worth it. Reminds me of the ToshO skit talking about juiced up athletes.
4:05 Okay, whoever edited this and added the clip of GassyMexican saying “I can smell you” in his Morgan Freeman voice while playing The Hidden over a decade ago, you are the GOAT.
Yes Zack is the king
The people's editor
That’s Zach , the flag guy of those geo guesser guys
@@22burnsie it literally says edited by Zack Esposito
Dude... Seananners and the Creatures were my childhood
@@jonahunger2981I believe you, but where does it say that?
if the math is right they actually added time to that pigeons life by keeping in captivity for 8 months… wow
It hurt my brain watching Jake not understand the difference in pigeon lifespans.
@@Sghead Jake
@@SoloTwo42 oof, what a mistype by me 😂
you're both wrong, his name is Jark
That was painful even if it was a bit
Damn the Morgan freeman "I can smell you" coming from that OG seananners clip is a deep pull I respect
Put some respect on GassyMexican! Hes the dude that actually did the voice! Came up with the lines! GOLD.
@@Myllorelion I'm creepin around right now you just cant see me.... as I've evolved invisibility...
Boone, "not used to crowds" is such a slam on your Yankees. LOL
Zack deserves a raise.
Come on yall . Apply pressure. Get this man paid
Get Zack that bag
Had to comment for that "i can smell you" sound byte from Gassy Mexican
Top tier editor/s
5:35 here’s why, in urban areas they eat what people eat in captivity they eat what pigeons are supposed to eat. That will add or subtract a decade easy
I had a couple real good chuckles watching this, thanks boys
*muffled on a bus* "You can grab a man by the jersey...and when you're a celebrity, you get away with it" 😂😂😂
The problem with the Enhanced Games is the problem with PEDs in general and why nobody allows them. It creates an environment where you have to literally kill yourself to be competitive. That so many people seem genuinely okay with this is disturbing.
The fact you arent cool with it is sad
I'm looking forward to all the records that are broken myself. Of course they won't be honored but it's going to be fun to see just how far the human body can be pushed. Are we looking at a sub 9 second 100 meters?
It's not a sporting event. It's a science experiment.
@@GSXK4 I totally read that in Doc Browns voice from Back to the Future.
No one is forced to play a game. This isn't taxes or breathing. There have always been people who are willing to risk it all for glory - they are just wired differently than you and me... but think through history and tell me i'm wrong. Loosing 0.0001% of people in their 20's due to this mindset will happen with or without ped olympics
never stop pls love this series
I wrote a research paper on why PEDs should be mandatory and monitored by medical professionals in college because it was more fun than arguing why PEDs were bad.
I got an A. Someone clearly read it and loved it and now they are following my recommendation. 😂
Reminds me of when I got an A on a high school essay for arguing that college athletes should be paid... and look where we are today! I like to think I played a part
@@goodbye.moonmanjust read that today the NLRB ruled that college athletes can be considered employees even if they're unpaid, not on scholarship, and the school "loses money" on the program lol. Athletes deserve their slice
Dodge Speedo = better mpg
Dodge Dingo = baby on board
So, will the pigeon live longer now because it was in captivity for eight months?
*finds old Weekly Dumb with the original intro*
*plays first 8 seconds*
All right, time to watch the Weekly Dumb.
We still need life sentence inmates battle royal last man left wins freedom. That's a 700 million minimum ppv event. I want 1% commission for the idea
problem is u incentivize giving ppl life sentences when they don't deserve it.
5:07 imagine having the ability to fly anywhere in the world… and choosing to WALK around the streets of NYC. I don’t trust pigeons.
And the fact they do better in captivity solidifies this fact.
I went to high school with the guy in charge of the "enhanced games". Fun fact: he insisted that he was knighted in France or something and always wrote "sir" in front of his name.
Ahhh ya jaaaa baited lol "Basketball player slaps Morgan Freeman" was expecting a full blown slap hahaha
A segway from talking about a Yankees hat to making fun of steroids. 😂
Just think about it for a sec, the pigeons in the street are more likely to eat or drink something that they aren't intended to and die as a result, whereas in captivity they often have a better diet in addition to safety and cleaner water.
Morgan Freeman is from Mississippi and he's a big Ole Miss fan. Also, I appreciate making fun of the aubs player's name,
Steroid Lympics is right up there with Bum Fights. Both sound illegal.
Morgan is protecting the woman on his right. She was nervous that a huge man might accidently keep backing up and crush her, so she put a stop hand up. Morgan aka batman, steps in and is like hey man situational awareness.
Im all about the steriod olympics lets see what science can really do with the human body
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For reference, Johni is pronounced "juh-NYE." Not sure if this affects the scoring.
I herd that the bird had a good bird lawyer.
Imagine all the “World Records”.
I agree that Broome comes out looking amazing in this.
i got clickbaited lol. was expecting like some kind of brawl or slap in the face
one of the best dumbs in a while
Love you guys! Keep up the amazing work!
I always thought a Race Wars movie would be cool, Ving Rhames v Bruce Willis v Jackie Chan
0:28, didn’t know Zack was a rocket league/car fan
You guys are the best
Has anyone ever noticed that u can slide out of youtube and continue watching the weekly dumb even if u dont have youtube premium?
This enhanced Olympics reminds me of Mutant League! Who remembers this 90's gem?
the gladiators were definitely juicin'
Dang Gassy Mexican clip of him saying “I can smell you” as Morgan Freeman is still going strong. Amazing
I’ve always thought a gently swaying or leaning crowd (in unison) behind a basketball hoop would be the best way to make them miss.
I like the low front hats too, Jark
Enhanced Games is such a fantastic idea lol. I can't wait to watch this
The only way you overtake the Olympics is if you go back to the OG Greek rules where everyone competes nude
Wtf I was not expecting my second cousin to be employee of the week! That was a wild twist .
So, slap a normal person's hand away, it's cool.... Slap a celebrities hand away, you're bad and should apologize.
How dumb 🤦🏻♂️
Here’s the kicker… with track and field, the times won’t change because they ARE already on them. Watch… mark my words… world records won’t fall
I always felt this way about the Tour de France. Just let them all take drugs so at least it's a fair race.
I cant believe the pigeon story wow
i dont knOw their budget but they need to put a suit on Jomboy and Bill Burr and cast it as a GMO Olympic.
Missed the chance to say Johni Broome and the Boone Doome
Morgan Freeman is at an SEC basketball game because he's an Ole Miss fan! He's regularly in attendance
“People like that its clean!” …come on man 💀
How is Jake so confused about pigeon lifespan? 😂 It's basically exactly the same for cats. 2-3 years for feral city ones, 12-15 years for indoor ones.
The Enhanced Games is just the regular Olympics but honest
World strongest man is an example of what the weightlifting events could look like. Will deadlift be an event? Gonna be wild
JEFF was HERE yayyyyyyyy 🎉
My thoughts are like Lockheed Martin? What in the world does that mean?
damn we got broome, doome,and boone in this episode
Jake, it’s 2-3 years, you f’ed it up multiple times
Wow! Jimmy got a Hakosuka Skyline GTR? Ball'in out!
Tell me that was an Aesop Rock reference with the dove.
A thousand is a lot
Sponsored by the all new Dodge Dingo.
Aaron Boone and Johni Broome and the Doome, all in one place
Ya'll need to cover the Opposite Olympics that Ian Gunther is hosting. 😅
None of them are clean. 🤣
FYI, it's Johni is not pronounced Johnny. It's jun-eye with the emphasis on the eye
I really appreciate the camera work, particularly the wide variety of zooming that occurs.
after effects.
Bring back the theme song.
The roided up Olympics is literally a not fatal gladiator-esque thing. The super rich are basically paying super athletes to compete for their entertainment 😂
He had his thumb in his butt he didn’t just grab his jersey, he grabbed the jersey to get his thumb deeper.
I guess that means that there are people out there caching pigeons like Pokemon and then eating them like KFC, or maybe it's just what people eat at KFC
To be honest im cool with the new olympics allowing steroids, i want to see how far a human truly can jump
Spliced grasshopper dna into a person to create the ultimate long jumper. Probably Chinese or maybe Swedish
I want to see the difference, and when someone does exponentially better "naturally" it'll immediately be questioned lol
jimmy got that dodge durango srt
Morgan Freeman is a huge Mississippi State fan
Senanananangains?
Birds aren't real.
Don't give gold medals to the countries or the athletes, just give it straight to the drug companies
Shout out to Charlie Kelly for great work on the pigeon case
Jimmy and Jake remind me of the Angry Beavers
Aye let’s go holy cross I work there
It's like watching my brother in law and I except I tolerate him being a Yankees fan even though it destroys my Sox nation soul
Seriously though, love you man. 👊
I'd like to see what a juiced to the gills, highly trained human could do in many different Olympic sports.
Low front hat new car, seems equivalent
I am honestly on board with roided out games. I have said for a while baseball players should be allowed to use if they want but it will have to be public knowledge and they will still get tested. That was there can be an asterisk next to any achievements.
Birds aren’t real
We all love Morgan Freeman, but that was fortunately not a real slap. It was a brush-off. Still, weird stuff.
cold in there?
Humans might be killing pigeons but they are also 100% killing themselves. I have seen a pigeon walking on the street fail to move out of the way of an oncoming dump truck and just... die. They're doing it to themselves.
Please bring back the original intro if possible. It's been so long I've forgotten how great it was.
Enhanced human is how we keep up with AI for as long as we cab.
Honest spit take when I heard Johni Broome and the doome
The Enhanced Games art looks like Colin Kaepernick.
If this is allowed then the ones who won before should be given their gold medals back. I'm sure the Russian athletes will take gold in all events now.
Doesn't make sense why they're better at juicing though. Disappointing america I'snt better at this . Where's the good juice
@@kenw2225 I don't know why Americans aren't better at it, but the Russians have been juicing for a long time. The Russians have been notorious for steroids in the Olympics.
@@t.r.4496 they're all juicing bro. Even when you stop doping the myonucleides you created during don't go away, so what you do is you "enhance" in the months leading up to competition, and then stop before the testing window so u don't get popped.
So dumb and dangerous
Anyone seen Django Unchained?! 😮
Jake seemed a little high
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