Tuco uses the Infinity Stones in the MOST efficient way

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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2022
  • Tuco shows Thanos how to use the Infinity Stones.
    Another breaking bad character cameo in the MCU I apologize for the lack of morbius
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  • @AlternativeCutsStudios
    @AlternativeCutsStudios  Před rokem +2738

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    • @rogue2742
      @rogue2742 Před rokem +27

      The link is broken my man.

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      @AlternativeCutsStudios  Před rokem +43

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      @DRako-nr4rj Před rokem +28

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    • @korg9696
      @korg9696 Před rokem +27

      @@AlternativeCutsStudios your lightning effect are better than the whole flash series LOL

    • @pyrotechnick420
      @pyrotechnick420 Před rokem

      Can I sell my 3D models on productioncrate?

  • @happyslapsgiving5421
    @happyslapsgiving5421 Před rokem +9355

    "Blue, yellow, pink..." he really said that.
    Sneaking it in here was a stroke of genius.

  • @BigHeadDeadass
    @BigHeadDeadass Před rokem +22801

    I love how this implies Tuco's heart is pure enough to wield Thor's hammer

    • @SheepofChrist818
      @SheepofChrist818 Před rokem +3683

      He’s fair, like a judge.

    • @MrPjw5
      @MrPjw5 Před rokem +2996

      He values respect, intelligence, and bravery. Plus, he cares for the sick and the elderly.
      He is worthy beyond measure.

    • @mauriciosolano9342
      @mauriciosolano9342 Před rokem +1959

      He respects his abuelita
      And cooks for her

    • @Skatemafia4lyfe2K6
      @Skatemafia4lyfe2K6 Před rokem +818

      Maybe his having snorted the mind stone supercedes the enchantment.

    • @Best.Of.Britian
      @Best.Of.Britian Před rokem +798

      Thors hammer was so intimidated by Tucos sheer chadness it just allowed him to pick him up

  • @handlethesenutz
    @handlethesenutz Před 7 měsíci +2438

    last line implies that tuco doesn't actually know whats going on and thinks thanos' entire plan is to muscle in on his meth territory, A+

    • @lidmc796
      @lidmc796 Před 2 měsíci +21

      That's the best thing about it😂

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 Před 2 měsíci +96

      Thanos wants to cut the customer base in half, thus halving profits. That won't sit with the cartel.

    • @CarlosAlexDanger
      @CarlosAlexDanger Před 2 měsíci +11

      And it's only the south valley he cares about haha

    • @mrbutish
      @mrbutish Před měsícem +15

      Well technically thanos is moving crystal (infinity stones) without his permission

    • @maxwell6881
      @maxwell6881 Před měsícem +15

      @@mrbutish *Infinity minerals, jesus marie.

  • @OsKBLaZe
    @OsKBLaZe Před 3 měsíci +632

    The Blue, yellow, Pink was a brillaint fit, not to mention the fact he is actually sniffing the mind stone lmao 😂😂😂
    💀

    • @gradientgamer5480
      @gradientgamer5480 Před 2 měsíci +12

      he actually said that in the original BB film

    • @jx5b
      @jx5b Před 11 dny +2

      @@gradientgamer5480 no shit Sherlock.

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh Před rokem +64331

    This was canonically one of the possible outcomes Dr Strange saw

    • @Lilly-bo1mi
      @Lilly-bo1mi Před rokem +1774

      Yes, but I think that Tuco still loses since was 1 possibility over 14 millions

    • @nhnova1452
      @nhnova1452 Před rokem +3190

      @@Lilly-bo1mi then they'd win 2 out of 28 million, this is the second

    • @Lizardwizard2112
      @Lizardwizard2112 Před rokem +452

      What if….?

    • @maiqtheliar1689
      @maiqtheliar1689 Před rokem +1140

      I’d say if Tuco had the all Infinity Stones, that would be a loss for the Avengers.

    • @Lizardwizard2112
      @Lizardwizard2112 Před rokem +7

      @@maiqtheliar1689 hector would be able to walk again

  • @phootaphan9166
    @phootaphan9166 Před rokem +2927

    Tony Stark: "So what's the one version where we win?"
    Dr. Strange: "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe Před rokem +135

      * Nick Fury in the 90s, approaches the Salamancas about the Avengers initiative. Meets Tuco. Leaves. *
      Fury - HELL naw! That is NOT happening!
      Strange - You might need to reconsider, Colonel.

    • @ynog0978
      @ynog0978 Před rokem +32

      @@Wavemaninawe ding ding ding ding ding

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 Před rokem +36

      Thing is Strange only saw the future where the *Avengers* win so in one universe this is how they won

    • @MrWingo
      @MrWingo Před rokem +8

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @foxhound9285
      @foxhound9285 Před rokem +34

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 the Avengers don’t win here either. The Salamanca’s do.

  • @bumblebeeman2103
    @bumblebeeman2103 Před rokem +1929

    I like the implication that just being able to snort an infinity stone and live is enough to be worthy of Mjolnir, which if you think about it, makes perfect sense

    • @chpsilva
      @chpsilva Před 5 měsíci +105

      Worthy ? Mjolnir just materialized in his hand, Tuco didn't even bother to call it like Thor does.

    • @digitalcurrents
      @digitalcurrents Před 3 měsíci +7

      Tuco's hand was all blood from wrestling with Mjolnir.

    • @sensaznal
      @sensaznal Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@chpsilva He did snort in the mind stone , so all this happening must be all in his head.

    • @abdulahs.alasiri1024
      @abdulahs.alasiri1024 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Your comment has made me laugh beyond my lung capacity.

    • @AdamNeisler
      @AdamNeisler Před 2 měsíci +4

      bro he snorted the mind stone, basically is worthy of anything now, with that power.

  • @Anonymous-td9fl
    @Anonymous-td9fl Před rokem +3739

    But how tf is this editing SO good. The details, the lighting, its so perfect. Its scary how good he blends in.

    • @layeetskeeters9244
      @layeetskeeters9244 Před 10 měsíci +96

      its called color grading and yes it is a skill

    • @Earlcash01
      @Earlcash01 Před 9 měsíci

      @@layeetskeeters9244 it's called compositing and it is also a skill

    • @Emma_madison
      @Emma_madison Před 8 měsíci +37

      ​@@layeetskeeters9244No shit

    • @mwmento
      @mwmento Před 7 měsíci +11

      ​@@layeetskeeters9244not only that

    • @faisfaizal5194
      @faisfaizal5194 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@layeetskeeters9244no shit, sherlock. That's why the commenter complimented the editing. No one asks what method he uses

  • @CaleoGaming
    @CaleoGaming Před rokem +4362

    Well I guess Walter was indeed right when he said it wasn't meth.

    • @rileywhalen6554
      @rileywhalen6554 Před rokem +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamVibezz
      @SamVibezz Před rokem +12

      Fulminated mercury

    • @o.8.p149
      @o.8.p149 Před rokem +14

      Not Meth just the embodiment of a universe

    • @eddy0603
      @eddy0603 Před rokem +12

      He did also say "and a little tweak of science"
      He never said what he's tweaking it with 😮😮😮

    • @startotr
      @startotr Před 3 měsíci

      lmaooooooooo

  • @TheAnders369
    @TheAnders369 Před rokem +6457

    I honestly don’t know what’s funnier: the fact that Tuco is able to reduce these all-powerful infinity stones into snortable powder with a few taps of his knife; or the fact that he’s doing this all in front of Thanos, who has this perpetual look of “What the fuck are you doing?” the entire time!

    • @raystrife234
      @raystrife234 Před rokem +450

      The fact the dude even prepared the stones in a Ziploc bag and a makeshift table right infront of him in that exact moment like he came prepared to give the biggest diss Thanos will ever feel.

    • @heyoyo10gaming4
      @heyoyo10gaming4 Před rokem +184

      I mean, if Thanos can reduce the stones to atoms, why couldn't Tuco grind them to powder

    • @cameronjames3499
      @cameronjames3499 Před rokem +88

      Amusingly, since he's in control of the Reality Stone, why shouldn't he be able to turn them into powdered form? : D

    • @ThePartisan13
      @ThePartisan13 Před rokem +70

      His look reminded me of Ronin watching Starlord do his danceoff right in front of him. He's actively trying to process Wtf is happening.

    • @ThePartisan13
      @ThePartisan13 Před rokem +89

      @@heyoyo10gaming4 "I used the stones to turn them into meth"

  • @ozziecomedian1786
    @ozziecomedian1786 Před rokem +576

    Thanos: I have all the stones
    Hank: Jesus Thanos! They’re Minerals

  • @arishemthejudge6780
    @arishemthejudge6780 Před rokem +358

    That scene where Thanos is lying on the floor is so well-edited lol. I thought its an actual scene from the movie but then I realized that Thanos was never in that position in the movies. The editor edited both Thanos and Tuco into the frame in this one, its too realistic

  • @WapexGameplays
    @WapexGameplays Před rokem +8603

    "Blue, Yellow, Pink. Whatever man, just keep bringing me that" This sentence seems like it really came out of the original Infinity War script 😂😂😂

    • @calidag
      @calidag Před rokem +187

      Right? It fit right in.

    • @groupvucic2235
      @groupvucic2235 Před rokem +23

      @@calidag Russian, go away from the civilized internet. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦

    • @MonkeyDLuffy60073
      @MonkeyDLuffy60073 Před rokem +284

      @@groupvucic2235 Bro, you're acting like this man is the reason for the war 💀 you're blaming him because he was born a Russian.

    • @AngTrg
      @AngTrg Před rokem +139

      ​@@groupvucic2235what LSD does to a mf:

    • @groupvucic2235
      @groupvucic2235 Před rokem +2

      @@AngTrg they born a Russian

  • @MadMantis13
    @MadMantis13 Před rokem +3987

    The idea of Wanda having to use all her power to destroy the mind stone while Tuco just casually crushes it with his knife and snorts it is just hilarious.

    • @ardour1587
      @ardour1587 Před rokem +180

      Basically its the same kind of BS from lore perspective. Because infinity stones were created due to the great explosion wich created the universe. Wich mean that these stones "survived" that explosion, so it brings us to a logical conclusion that it is the most durable matter in the universe and it is impossible to create such force in that same inverse wich could destry the stones. It is a basic logic :)) But yeah...marvel movies are beyond stupid and cant even be accurate about laws of that same fantasy universe they create and we watch it just to see how some dude in power armor wreck some aliens or something :D

    • @SafeBurrito5465
      @SafeBurrito5465 Před rokem +118

      @@ardour1587 another example is when dr strange loves someone in every universe. that directly contradicts what a multiverse is

    • @nomen385
      @nomen385 Před rokem

      @@ardour1587 finally was the explosion meant to create or destroy? You can't say the explosion created the stones and say the stones are hard because they weren't destroyed by the explosion. It means everything that the explosion "created" is as hard because it wasn't destroyed by it.
      The big bang is a retarded theory btw🤧

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 Před rokem +3

      @@ardour1587
      Which

    • @SupComRaiden2
      @SupComRaiden2 Před rokem

      @@ardour1587 Never underestimate what a meth head can accomplish when they put their minds to it.

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus Před 7 měsíci +202

    Thanos has serious balls to even try and attack Tuco after he just casually crushed an Infinity Stone like that.

  • @squidwardfromua
    @squidwardfromua Před rokem +221

    0:06 I love Thanos's confused face while Tuco crushes the Soul stone

    • @HarlySantana
      @HarlySantana Před 3 měsíci +3

      I’m pretty sure that’s the mind stone the soul stone is orange and the mind stone is yellow

    • @Sleepyjoe400
      @Sleepyjoe400 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Ofc

  • @AvatarCritic
    @AvatarCritic Před rokem +3604

    Meanwhile Hank is like "Jesus Thanos! They're Infinity Minerals!"
    But, seriously this is fantastic editing. Great job!

    • @gecko2993
      @gecko2993 Před rokem +29

      Or infinity gems, as they're called in the comics

    • @rongreturn9033
      @rongreturn9033 Před rokem +5

      Hahahhaha , your comment is excellent bro

    • @bastibagui2553
      @bastibagui2553 Před rokem +35

      @@gecko2993 Like Hank said...

    • @jackbotman
      @jackbotman Před rokem

      This one killed me XD

    • @clarapilier
      @clarapilier Před rokem +4

      BB could have been part of the MCU if Vince Gilligan hadn't refused a Samuel L. Jackson cameo in full Nick Fury regalia, because both Thor and BB were filming in New Mexico at the same time.

  • @2leftthumbs
    @2leftthumbs Před rokem +4100

    This manages to improve on both Breaking Bad and Endgame. I have no notes.

    • @nothingnowhere2358
      @nothingnowhere2358 Před rokem +8

      Random q but do you actually have two left thumbs? 👀
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      PPS: I saw the "How this Flash series changed Zombie Survival games" thumbnail and was surprised to see it's one of yours! Strange since I've been seeing the algorithm show it quite often in my feed. I feel like I've gone full circle. Apologies for the rambling lol

    • @2leftthumbs
      @2leftthumbs Před rokem +3

      @@nothingnowhere2358 Not at all, that's a fun peak behind the curtain for me to know CZcams is helping spread that video around :)
      Thanks for sharing!

    • @MauricioHernandez-de8is
      @MauricioHernandez-de8is Před rokem +9

      Improve breaking Bad?

    • @MimicAraiun
      @MimicAraiun Před rokem

      One of those things are very easy to improve.

    • @As-tray
      @As-tray Před rokem +1

      @@MimicAraiun actually, both of them

  • @JakeKoenig
    @JakeKoenig Před rokem +105

    Just imagine if Thanos had called Tuco's abuelita a biznatch.

    • @easygoing2479
      @easygoing2479 Před 5 měsíci +17

      I can imagine at least one broken leg; maybe two, maybe more.

    • @booshday
      @booshday Před 4 měsíci +17

      Thanos better call Saul.

    • @crochunter6459
      @crochunter6459 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Imagine if he left a scratch on Tucos car

    • @asonofliberty3662
      @asonofliberty3662 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Unless Thanos can quickly grab the space stone and summon his only hope, Saul Goodman, I don’t see him getting away with only a broken leg or two Tuco is definitely going to give him a fashionable necktie.

    • @williamhiggins8906
      @williamhiggins8906 Před 2 měsíci

      @@asonofliberty3662or send him to funkytown

  • @michaelshell8897
    @michaelshell8897 Před 8 měsíci +76

    You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become a hero

  • @microagressionist1516
    @microagressionist1516 Před rokem +3292

    The horror in Thanos’s face while he watched Tuco crush and snort his infinity stone is absolutely hilarious.

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 Před rokem +127

      Not gonna lie but that's actually pretty smart and genius because Thanos can't get the stones back + you'll be given unlimited power and stamina due to the fact you just inhaled and absorb infinity stones + you'll gain every abilities in the universe= Win win victory without sacrificing yourself

    • @PandaCake978
      @PandaCake978 Před rokem

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 in all seriousness I think trying to snort any of the infinity stones would blow your head off

    • @vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758
      @vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758 Před rokem +33

      It almost looks like the face walts makes after hank dies lol

    • @arturocastellanos1961
      @arturocastellanos1961 Před rokem +32

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 I think you over analyze the scene, and I love it.

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 Před rokem +60

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 the dude literally just snorted a stone that requires an almost mythical artifact to even touch. Of course Thanos was in horror.

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 Před rokem +6068

    I love the idea that Tuco has no idea what the Infinity Minerals are but just instinctively breaks one and snorts it.

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming Před 9 měsíci +743

      “Infinity Minerals” 💀

    • @flyingcrossbody4456
      @flyingcrossbody4456 Před 9 měsíci

      Gangsters don’t give a fuck about no nerdy ass infinity shit just trying to get high!

    • @qqq2307
      @qqq2307 Před 9 měsíci +405

      @@kanyerahmingHank approves

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn Před 9 měsíci +130

      If it cant be snorted, its useless

    • @vicityy
      @vicityy Před 8 měsíci +92

      I was laughing about your comment not even realizing you called it infinity minerals, then i laughed harder 🤣

  • @mrartdeco
    @mrartdeco Před 8 měsíci +195

    He respects his elders
    He is fair
    He consumes enough pure crystal
    He is worthy and pure for the hammer

  • @invertfriend
    @invertfriend Před 9 měsíci +243

    That was insanely well done, how you managed to get Mjölnir so perfectly into Tuco's hand, it's amazing. Great work

  • @SXR123_YT
    @SXR123_YT Před rokem +14015

    This has no business being as high quality as it is, but by god you've created a work of art.
    Be proud.

    • @Lightduckrealversion
      @Lightduckrealversion Před rokem +46

      Yeah high

    • @Shibitsuru_edits
      @Shibitsuru_edits Před rokem +63

      as *high* as Tuco

    • @Zempie
      @Zempie Před rokem +59

      the way he made it blend in so nicely. that stone breaking effect and the hammer wielding was done so neatly

    • @wafiseifsungkar2112
      @wafiseifsungkar2112 Před rokem +7

      @@Zempie dude I can’t count how many times I replayed that part.

    • @404T2K
      @404T2K Před rokem

      A high tier shit post.

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker Před rokem +86826

    This is definitely the best Breaking Bad meme I've ever seen, excellent work, hope it bangs

    • @AlternativeCutsStudios
      @AlternativeCutsStudios  Před rokem +3672

      Kind words from a youtuber with a million subs who also makes breaking bad memes. I appreciate it

    • @DolanDarker
      @DolanDarker Před rokem +2090

      @@AlternativeCutsStudios Thanks mate, hope you get the recognition you deserve. Maybe one day I'll be able to edit at your level

    • @PapaCopperpot
      @PapaCopperpot Před rokem +274

      Go away duck, know I’ve been slandering you for 7 years now and never plan to stop

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd Před rokem +97

      @@PapaCopperpot *stalking

    • @tcoi1872
      @tcoi1872 Před rokem +21

      @@jtgd haha, no.

  • @martijnstuart95
    @martijnstuart95 Před 10 měsíci +90

    The look of disbelieve on Thanos' face as he crushes the stone 😭

  • @Southern-trout0
    @Southern-trout0 Před 7 měsíci +60

    Tuco's giggle right before he swung the hammer just has me in hysterics!

  • @ScottJund
    @ScottJund Před rokem +3751

    holy shit why is this SUCH good quality editing

  • @BailensdeLykenos
    @BailensdeLykenos Před rokem +5896

    This fits so perfectly, "Blue, Yellow, Pink, whatever just keep bringin me that." And Thanos just looking absolutely bewildered is just too great.

    • @Soothingvibes101
      @Soothingvibes101 Před rokem +151

      My man tuco crushed and snorted whole vision

    • @alexbaigus
      @alexbaigus Před rokem +19

      Even showing the hammer yelling “look at that look!” 😂😂😂

    • @ChiralityPracticality
      @ChiralityPracticality Před rokem +17

      @@Soothingvibes101 Tuco Once said he had a gift deep in his mind, and that he saw "Visions" no joke! How mm meta is this

    • @sovietunion6530
      @sovietunion6530 Před rokem +1

      czcams.com/video/og9o3_lWAsE/video.html
      Last Fight

    • @awsomeman350
      @awsomeman350 Před rokem

      fujimoto....?

  • @FatalShotGG
    @FatalShotGG Před 3 dny +2

    The idea that Tuco can grind up the stones with a knife even though they explode when destroyed is funny to me 😂😂

  • @Mike-42069
    @Mike-42069 Před měsícem +3

    Tuco: Blue yellow pink whatever man just keep bringing me that!!!!!
    Thanos: I dont even know who you are.

  • @vnvrchy.
    @vnvrchy. Před rokem +8044

    i like how thanos “nearly died” destroying the infinity stones yet tuco just smashes it with a knife and absolutely nothing happens to him

    • @wheeliesmalls9464
      @wheeliesmalls9464 Před rokem +567

      He learned from the Walt encounter "This, is not meth."

    • @jansiedlecki9783
      @jansiedlecki9783 Před rokem +5

      Wdym nothing happens?? This kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape

    • @genericosgenericbrandoceri873
      @genericosgenericbrandoceri873 Před rokem +353

      If you think about it, Thanos eradicated the stones from existence, which obviously required time travel on the avengers part to get the stones. However Tuco didn't destroy the stone, but crushed it into a fine powder to inhale. Which now means the stone is flowing in his veins

    • @alshahriar6230
      @alshahriar6230 Před rokem +195

      tuco is so powerfull he snorts infinity stones

    • @prolordyt9356
      @prolordyt9356 Před rokem +27

      Snapping his fingers causes it to happen look what happen to the hulk what Thanos did was snap is finger to destroy the stones just like how he got rid of 50% of the universe

  • @ZRosserMcIntosh
    @ZRosserMcIntosh Před rokem +8009

    I have never ever ever even once given someone money on CZcams but this is quite simply the single greatest meme (and video editing masterpiece) I have ever seen in my entire life. Well done!!!

  • @BunkerSquirrel
    @BunkerSquirrel Před 9 měsíci +33

    Thanos’ expression of confusion, surprise and slight disgust is incredible

  • @cqrql
    @cqrql Před rokem +708

    The "blue, yellow, pink" line fits so well it's scary

    • @youtubeuser5524
      @youtubeuser5524 Před rokem +4

      Oooh scaryyy..

    • @JonSnow.00
      @JonSnow.00 Před rokem +7

      Yeah, so sCaRrY

    • @ArcherInTraining2
      @ArcherInTraining2 Před rokem +3

      I loved that shit so much tuco is not to be played with bro he would've been running the goddamn avengers 😂

    • @MetalizedButt
      @MetalizedButt Před rokem +5

      ‘Look at that LOOK’ while holding mjolnir too LMAO

    • @hilium6730
      @hilium6730 Před 2 měsíci

      def not scary

  • @raisinbran1421
    @raisinbran1421 Před rokem +9022

    The fact it took immense power to destroy the mind stone in infinity war, but Tuco was able to break it with just a handle of a knife speaks of how powerful this man is

    • @J-F-F
      @J-F-F Před rokem +322

      Also honorable mention the rock that sustains the impact

    • @runek100
      @runek100 Před rokem +226

      Yeah, people on meth can do crazy things.

    • @mariuskraft
      @mariuskraft Před rokem

      Tikkelanies (meth users) when they are high they have incredible stupid strength 😂😂😂

    • @bigpuma444
      @bigpuma444 Před rokem +157

      @@runek100 Fr, kinda off topic from the video but I used to work as a security guard for various hospitals and clinics. During that time, I’ve had to restrain many people, drunks being the easiest despite how badass people seem to think they are while wasted. Tweakers though, they were entirely different, me and a few other big guys had to restrain a 90lb woman who was high on meth and punched me right in the stomach. I had no idea a 90lb woman could pack that much power as it just about knocked the wind out of me. Totally believable that Tucos character killed No Doze with just a few punches, while high on meth

    • @TinkerGrape
      @TinkerGrape Před rokem

      Man shut up why do I care about how powerful the characters is in some fictional kids movies like marvel f%#k that go watch some adult shows

  • @PhayrathrongroeungKeo
    @PhayrathrongroeungKeo Před 2 dny +1

    Snorting an infinity stone would leave anyone eternally stoned.

  • @savvasyolo4712
    @savvasyolo4712 Před 7 měsíci +23

    AI can never beat this quality

  • @animeslayer24
    @animeslayer24 Před rokem +7372

    0:25 I love how this implies Thanos will have collect six infinity stones each week , suffering and battling the avengers in different timelines , just for Tuco to distribute it.

    • @ktheus307
      @ktheus307 Před rokem +30

      Infinite addiction.

    • @BTM8109
      @BTM8109 Před rokem +50

      Thanos should have respected Tuco, the Universe itself is his territory

    • @zegpath81
      @zegpath81 Před rokem +1

      @OffBeatBerry Ehh Mobius might have burned it down by then who knows.

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 Před rokem

      Not only that but have him literally crush one and *snort it*

    • @steven9617
      @steven9617 Před rokem +26

      SEVEN, you make it SEVEN!

  • @stevenlee5893
    @stevenlee5893 Před rokem +1004

    That ‘blue, yellow, pink’ actually makes a whole lot more sense right now as Tuco was referring to the infinity minerals he’s snorting.

    • @rileywhalen6554
      @rileywhalen6554 Před rokem +12

      “Stoned”🫠

    • @_laryssa
      @_laryssa Před rokem +30

      @@rileywhalen6554 mineraled

    • @kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9
      @kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 Před rokem

      WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

    • @swiftsausages
      @swiftsausages Před rokem +16

      Jesus Hank they're Infinity Stones not Infinity Minerals!

    • @nal101
      @nal101 Před rokem +4

      Elsewhere, they’re referred to as infinity rocks. Truly Hank’s darkest timeline

  • @Wizard_43
    @Wizard_43 Před 10 měsíci +28

    The look on thanos’s face when he crushes the stone is priceless 😅

  • @Darknessfearslight1
    @Darknessfearslight1 Před 7 dny +1

    "blue, yellow, pink I don't care " lmao this fits so well

  • @Altair122122332345
    @Altair122122332345 Před rokem +4149

    Thanos: "Destroying the stones nearly killed me"
    Tuco casually crushing an infinity stone with his knife: "Ayo lemme get another hit of that"

    • @dieterrosswag933
      @dieterrosswag933 Před rokem +146

      Good stuff...bring me more. What do you mean there are only 5? Call this one strange doctor, NOW!

    • @Altair122122332345
      @Altair122122332345 Před rokem +5

      @@dieterrosswag933 lol wut 😂

    • @dieterrosswag933
      @dieterrosswag933 Před rokem +38

      @@Altair122122332345 there are only 5 infinity stones. He wants Dr Strange to bring him more from other universes...

    • @Altair122122332345
      @Altair122122332345 Před rokem +7

      @@dieterrosswag933 Lol WUT 😂

    • @Crow_Bitch
      @Crow_Bitch Před rokem

      if only thanos was a meth adict, he'd have a tolerance closer to tuco's

  • @TheThing4444
    @TheThing4444 Před rokem +600

    The "Nobody moves crystal in the South Valley but me, bitch." is so amusing to me. It makes me think that Tuco is so whacked out of his mind that he still think he's in Albuquerque and not deciding the fate of the whole universe.

    • @CaneSugarCane
      @CaneSugarCane Před rokem +68

      Can't move it if Thanos snaps his clientele out of existence..

    • @BeTReZeN1
      @BeTReZeN1 Před rokem +36

      No-no, he said what he meant. Thanos moved colored minerals and got whacked.

    • @sheikhu1039
      @sheikhu1039 Před rokem

      ​@@BeTReZeN1 my thoughts exactly😂😂

    • @sheikhu1039
      @sheikhu1039 Před rokem +4

      I was thinking he referred to the stones as crystals but yours is equally as hilarious😂😂

    • @TheyCallMeAypex
      @TheyCallMeAypex Před rokem +4

      Plot twist: the universe is the south valley

  • @user-bm2rt5xn6k
    @user-bm2rt5xn6k Před 10 měsíci +17

    If you thought the Avengers were the last line of defense for earth then you've never met the Cartel

  • @dustinlackey4250
    @dustinlackey4250 Před měsícem +2

    This was the best edit I’ve ever seen. Holy shit

  • @strongman1245
    @strongman1245 Před rokem +9220

    Better cgi than She-Hulk

  • @Daysaturate
    @Daysaturate Před rokem +4067

    Not only have they painstakingly rotoscoped Tuco into the scene, but finding the right lighting and colourgrading it to match the scene. Top notch content right there

    • @rodrigoiriondo
      @rodrigoiriondo Před rokem +16

      Boo yaaa!!!

    • @-Alarion
      @-Alarion Před rokem +28

      Thats alternative cuts quality. You should watch his other videos

    • @kraze251
      @kraze251 Před rokem +8

      Wonder if corridor digital would notice this clip

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 Před rokem +4

      Can't forget putting the axe in there too, man. That's good shit!

    • @stevenloftus6248
      @stevenloftus6248 Před rokem +1

      Somebody is watching Corridor Digital ;P

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 Před 8 měsíci +39

    This was edited way better than it needed to be, the lighting, the integration, the scene choice 😂💯

  • @benikyo_
    @benikyo_ Před rokem +12

    Its the latin music kicking in for me😂😂😂

  • @Destinylover14
    @Destinylover14 Před rokem +4227

    He's so unbelievably powerful that he changed shirts every cut

  • @MVPerry
    @MVPerry Před rokem +9465

    Tuco is already scary without the infinity stones but look at him now

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před rokem +82

      What sort of crazy shit would he even do with them anyway?

    • @QrowBarr
      @QrowBarr Před rokem +392

      @@concept5631 create the infinity meth

    • @IncuriusCognito
      @IncuriusCognito Před rokem +173

      The most scary part is that he snorted the infinity stones like it was a meth, what a badass

    • @MrTazingo
      @MrTazingo Před rokem +21

      The Twins are way scarier than Tuco.

    • @Marco-uw2hf
      @Marco-uw2hf Před rokem +4

      @@MrTazingo Not really, when the twins come you know you are in trouble, Tuco can be your friend, but kill you anyway

  • @mr.muffins6501
    @mr.muffins6501 Před 5 měsíci +11

    Not gonna lie this is literally the best editing I've ever seen, no blue line shown it's so crisp especially when he's holding the hammer👌
    I couldn't get enough when he "yellow blue pink whatever" killed me all in all perfect

  • @hr1s70
    @hr1s70 Před 5 měsíci +9

    i rewatch this every now and again and never fails to crack me up, truly a masterpiece

  • @Piterixos
    @Piterixos Před rokem +2288

    This guy deserves millions of views, the quality is just levels above anything else I've ever seen.

    • @arturoliveira2749
      @arturoliveira2749 Před rokem +10

      Not above "anything else" out there... but sure is outstanding. My jaw dropped hard. 😂

    • @GGGmod1
      @GGGmod1 Před rokem +1

      Is gonna get them, no doubt

    • @yallgottaunderstand
      @yallgottaunderstand Před rokem +16

      This undoubtedly got millions of views when you count all the uncredited reposts across various social media

    • @KiLLJoYYouTube
      @KiLLJoYYouTube Před rokem +1

      it’s almost as if making good content should be encouraged instead of posting someone else’s.

    • @240devil1
      @240devil1 Před rokem

      Must not see a lot then.

  • @FrutoVT
    @FrutoVT Před rokem +376

    Tuco was thinking about his abuela, that's why he was worthy of the Hammer

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 Před rokem +30

      Thanks tried to run a scam on his abuelita.

    • @drewf2et54yu47mij67
      @drewf2et54yu47mij67 Před rokem +72

      Thanos called her a biznatch.

    • @Saddler1944
      @Saddler1944 Před rokem +17

      I think it's because he snorted a piece of Vision's brain. Any Marvel experts in the house does snorting a piece of a Superhero's brain give you their powers?

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod Před rokem +5

      @@thetman0068 Thanks is the worst

    • @louisceresa9795
      @louisceresa9795 Před rokem +1

      correct cool adam from cumtown

  • @CartisTheMemegod
    @CartisTheMemegod Před 11 měsíci +8

    He's infinity tuco now, he's unstoppable.

  • @Qusuduxjwnx
    @Qusuduxjwnx Před 14 dny +1

    Thanos watching a mortal snorting godly stones then yelling tight tight tight 💀

  • @replayarchive8758
    @replayarchive8758 Před rokem +1747

    The mere prospect of Tuco having his desk set up in the middle of an actual warzone is hilarious

  • @SenorPinataMan
    @SenorPinataMan Před rokem +3732

    Tuco is worthy because of how much he respects and defends his abuelita

    • @gregdubya1993
      @gregdubya1993 Před rokem +251

      They walked into his house...they called her biznatch!

    • @Insurgency_Raider
      @Insurgency_Raider Před rokem +76

      @@gregdubya1993 and they just walk!?!

    • @blind3ad
      @blind3ad Před rokem +24

      @@Insurgency_Raider aaah!

    • @koftte
      @koftte Před rokem +27

      Give them Colombian neckties!

    • @thereccher8746
      @thereccher8746 Před rokem +17

      Those guys deserved way worse.

  • @Atrulion
    @Atrulion Před 7 dny

    Can we talk about how well edited this is? Tuco literally fits right in, and those clips didn't even have greenscreens. The lighting and everything in on spot!

    • @AlternativeCutsStudios
      @AlternativeCutsStudios  Před 7 dny

      Thx but just out of curiosity where do you think greenscreens come from? They are made by people like me 😂

    • @Atrulion
      @Atrulion Před 7 dny +1

      @@AlternativeCutsStudios I meant it has no physical greenscreen so you couldn't just simply activate that and suddenly it looks good. This takes effort and time

  • @abchandler4
    @abchandler4 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I love the reverse shot at 0:08 of Thanos watching in disbelief as Tuco crushes an Infinity Stone with his knife. Perfect from beginning to end

  • @Sploberrie
    @Sploberrie Před rokem +3848

    for some reason Tuco screaming at Thanos that nobody moves crystal but him is really funny to me

    • @nonnemo819
      @nonnemo819 Před rokem +51

      Oh yeah, that’s definitely the best part of the whole clip, lmao

    • @benitoswagolini3410
      @benitoswagolini3410 Před rokem +10

      @@nonnemo819 I read your comment in Ben Shapiro's voice for some reason

    • @memescoper
      @memescoper Před rokem +78

      yeah, it is hilarious to think Thanos' whole goal in the marvel universe was to move crystal in the south valley

    • @Margen67
      @Margen67 Před rokem +3

      birb

    • @naew5664
      @naew5664 Před rokem +2

      @@benitoswagolini3410 bro it sounds insane😂

  • @anupamsharma8923
    @anupamsharma8923 Před rokem +2193

    He only just punched him for moving crystal to South valley, imagine what he would have done to thanos if thanos called his abuelita "biznatch"

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 Před rokem +137

      He'd have skinned Thanos like a javelina!

    • @JasvirSingh-fd6fp
      @JasvirSingh-fd6fp Před rokem

      I would say he would blind them, i mean he would pass sentence like a Judge, slit their throats and pull there toung and cut them, I mean break his both legs, I mean one leg.

    • @locomonteiro5492
      @locomonteiro5492 Před rokem +76

      instant colombian necktie

    • @BenAri18
      @BenAri18 Před rokem +12

      BIZNATCH

    • @m_akela_
      @m_akela_ Před rokem +23

      One leg each.

  • @lucassanor9991
    @lucassanor9991 Před rokem +7

    Undoubtedly the best Breaking Bad meme and THE BEST video editing I've ever seen. Amazing work - flawless and hilarious

    • @Mams086
      @Mams086 Před 9 měsíci

      The mario kart one is gold too!

  • @sq06xkuchiki
    @sq06xkuchiki Před 2 měsíci +5

    This was way better than everything marvel made after endgame combined

  • @rotchgwylt
    @rotchgwylt Před rokem +7581

    This man created a better multiverse than Marvel did.

  • @user-ph6ze4xz7n
    @user-ph6ze4xz7n Před rokem +721

    Everyone is commenting on the rotoscoping and editing but I’m more impressed with how Tuco’s dialogue fits with the infinity stones so flawlessly, like it’s an actual scene. This is insane vision.

    • @maybethedon6270
      @maybethedon6270 Před rokem +56

      Blue, yellow, pink 😭😭

    • @maybethedon6270
      @maybethedon6270 Před rokem +47

      Nobody moves crystal in the South Valley but me BITCH lmaoo this was genius

    • @jasonvespa7452
      @jasonvespa7452 Před rokem +2

      Yeah and I think Tuco snorted the Vision stone

    • @22z83
      @22z83 Před rokem

      bravo vince

  • @toreadoress
    @toreadoress Před měsícem +3

    This video kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape

  • @C10H15Ninthehouse
    @C10H15Ninthehouse Před 3 měsíci +3

    chad tuco absolutely man handles every single character on the universe

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před rokem +6033

    This isn’t a meme, this is canon to the MCU. Dr Strange foresaw this future, but the Avengers still lost because they had to fight Tuco after he beat Thanos.

    • @austynj2648
      @austynj2648 Před rokem +374

      Dude I’d rather fight Thanos

    • @supermax5000
      @supermax5000 Před rokem +30

      Bro u ain't getting much likes now

    • @NS-ll9ur
      @NS-ll9ur Před rokem +7

      Bro...Caught You.

    • @WLTR-
      @WLTR- Před rokem

      I think that tuco is only interested in his business, he doesn't want to dominate the world

    • @robinlinh
      @robinlinh Před rokem +81

      @@austynj2648 yeah no one mess with the Salamanca. I bet the twins are in the background killing Thanos commanders

  • @ScreenMasterMCU
    @ScreenMasterMCU Před rokem +600

    I love how Thanos is like: What the fuck?

    • @jkiel9
      @jkiel9 Před rokem +4

      He also had the reaction when Walter sees Hank was shot

    • @RodUding
      @RodUding Před rokem

      Yes!

    • @xchadward
      @xchadward Před rokem +7

      Bro was flabbergasted by the abnormal performance💀

    • @mmd3585
      @mmd3585 Před rokem

      ​@@jkiel9 who didn't

  • @mrdobivka9091
    @mrdobivka9091 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Author is an artist. He made the purest montage I've ever seen. 99,9% quality. GENIOUS !

  • @JustSomeSlavicBoy
    @JustSomeSlavicBoy Před 6 měsíci +3

    Tuco should have walk away from Thanos at the end saying "Alright, next week"

  • @kaptainkozmos
    @kaptainkozmos Před rokem +1684

    The fact that he crushed the MIND stone is great attention to detail!

    • @AlternativeCutsStudios
      @AlternativeCutsStudios  Před rokem +445

      I like to think he snorted Vision

    • @AiladnamNiaz
      @AiladnamNiaz Před rokem +13

      Wdym

    • @-w-.
      @-w-. Před 11 měsíci +34

      ​@@AiladnamNiaz Vision was the original yellow infinity stone holder

    • @impersonal6650
      @impersonal6650 Před 10 měsíci +44

      @@AlternativeCutsStudios Tuco snorting Vision, is like Eric Cartman drinking Kenny's ashes.

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming Před 9 měsíci +2

      I don’t get what’s so special about that

  • @DiegoDerSchatten
    @DiegoDerSchatten Před rokem +1516

    The reason why Tuco is worthy, is because he is tough but fair, he is just.

  • @Youtuber24683
    @Youtuber24683 Před 8 měsíci +4

    I’ll bet Thanos is more outraged by Tuco sacrilegiously crushing and snorting an Infinity Stone, rather than the fact they were snatched from him.

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin Před měsícem +1

    I've seen both scenes separately, AND can spot "fake" videos better than most people.
    You did an AMAZING job mixing these two clips. Absolutely Amazing!

  • @aichi_d3a1
    @aichi_d3a1 Před rokem +4485

    I like how when Tuco breaks the Mind Stone down, its a normal sound of a knife hitting a stone surface whereas in the original scene, it was different with the sound of the knife hitting a wooden surface instead. The attention to detail in this is just amazing.

    • @hijackedmemes6988
      @hijackedmemes6988 Před rokem +23

      Pretty easy to edit the audio in for that section, even record it yourself and add it in takes a minute.

    • @janfvideoblog
      @janfvideoblog Před rokem

      @@hijackedmemes6988 You did catch the part ,,attention to detail", right? Not the difficulty, amount of work or other factors. I'd suggest you pick up a book and learn how to read sunshine.

    • @yeahok6240
      @yeahok6240 Před rokem

      @@hijackedmemes6988 foley

    • @ThePlatinumangel
      @ThePlatinumangel Před rokem +415

      @@hijackedmemes6988 Not a matter of ease, just that he thought to do so to begin with

    • @secretpromisanceplayer3316
      @secretpromisanceplayer3316 Před rokem +1

      @alternativecuts potioncraft?

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
    @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 Před rokem +2221

    0:07 I love how destroyed Thanos looks as Tuco effortlessly smashed the infinity stone.

    • @projprog7457
      @projprog7457 Před rokem +1

      He's like "Bro I have fought my entire life to obtain these Universal stones, and this Mf drug lord is crushing them like candy right before my battered eyes"

    • @alliemosavi4760
      @alliemosavi4760 Před rokem +56

      for me it's like: Teach me your ways, oh great sensei

    • @jerbaksia
      @jerbaksia Před rokem +5

      He's more powerful than the stones, or the knife is.

    • @The94Venom
      @The94Venom Před rokem

      Suicide by Tuco.

    • @RepairerOfReputations
      @RepairerOfReputations Před rokem +1

      That was the moment he realized he not "amigo del cartel" :D

  • @vd9570
    @vd9570 Před měsícem +1

    "This guy snorts anything he lays his hands upon." - Heisenberg S1

  • @Mark_00045
    @Mark_00045 Před měsícem +1

    Thanos: Hey they're my stones
    Hank: They're minerals purpleman kid.

  • @aleppo5398
    @aleppo5398 Před rokem +373

    This is way too fucking good, it's illegal to be this good wtf. All the lines used cleverly, the "blue yellow pink" line actually makes sense.

  • @duckpwnd
    @duckpwnd Před rokem +716

    I love how Thor is genuinely happy that Tuco snorted the mind stone and is capable of wielding Mjolnir.

    • @ashxxiv
      @ashxxiv Před rokem +37

      Thor suspected it all along 😂😂

    • @philipwesley7790
      @philipwesley7790 Před rokem +14

      Tuco would probably grow on Thor, let's be real

    • @sage9255
      @sage9255 Před rokem +3

      Thor probably met Tuco when he was in his beer belly state and they casually got along I imagine

  • @samarthlangalia6585
    @samarthlangalia6585 Před 6 měsíci +6

    You gotta be badass when you are sniffing powder of the stones that gods and titans are fighting for. Respect Tuco !!!

  • @andrewohare8550
    @andrewohare8550 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Tuco is definitely WORTHY

  • @MENTLE
    @MENTLE Před rokem +1765

    This is by far one of the best edits I have ever seen. I love it bud

    • @saimazh4003
      @saimazh4003 Před rokem +1

      Verified with 1K likes but no replies?
      This is not a rare, this is a legendary

    • @saimazh4003
      @saimazh4003 Před rokem +1

      I honestly agree tho

  • @josephnissenson3252
    @josephnissenson3252 Před rokem +737

    I'm literally convinced I won't find a better breaking bad meme than this

  • @SaidThoughts
    @SaidThoughts Před 2 měsíci +1

    We knew he was worthy when we seen how he treats his Abuelita.

  • @shawarmagames1689
    @shawarmagames1689 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Bro, let's not forget someone worked on editing really hard. Look at the lighting and shadows. Literally looks real.

  • @firstlast9846
    @firstlast9846 Před rokem +179

    *The look of horror on Thanos’s face* as he sees the most powerful items he’s searched most of his life for - - be snorted by a Mexican - - had me 💀

  • @kmn9568
    @kmn9568 Před rokem +533

    the more I look the better it gets. Not only is tucos cut out perfect, but the lighting effects here are INSANE. You actually made it so you can see the lightning reflect off of tuco's skin and shirt, and the way you adjusted the color scheme from the original scenes to fit within this one is nuts. Holy fuck

    • @leo974301
      @leo974301 Před rokem +22

      Tf you talking about? This happened for real

    • @DasNarri
      @DasNarri Před rokem +5

      ya acting like this didn’t happen?

    • @benbamford9112
      @benbamford9112 Před rokem +2

      Also the sound of crushing the stone has been edited to match, good details.

    • @wafiseifsungkar2112
      @wafiseifsungkar2112 Před rokem

      @@benbamford9112 agree, it’s goddamn satisfying

  • @JoSheperd
    @JoSheperd Před 10 měsíci +9

    Funfact:
    In German Tuco and Chris Hemsworth's Thor have the same voice actor

  • @Deeznuts-ev1nt
    @Deeznuts-ev1nt Před 9 měsíci +32

    he crushed the stones with ease, just shows how powerful he is

  • @MaxJusth
    @MaxJusth Před rokem +1379

    Nice, just realised you are the one who made Bully Mcquire in the Multiverse of Madness, well done!

  • @oubaiahmed2
    @oubaiahmed2 Před rokem +954

    To think Thanos could have annihilated half the universe if only he didn't start moving crystals in the South Valley smh

    • @agoins
      @agoins Před rokem +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cuz we know who territory that is🤣🤣

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 Před rokem +6

      After the latest BCS episode, the "South Valley" reference makes so much more sense...

    • @ashwaryp
      @ashwaryp Před rokem

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheJupiteL
      @TheJupiteL Před rokem +10

      Edges of the galaxy are fine and all, but moving crystals to South Valley, that's a death sentence.

  • @codyvirga
    @codyvirga Před 11 měsíci +11

    Thank you so much for these edits! These are the kind of things I’ve been looking for for years. I’m so glad I found this page!

  • @shotime95
    @shotime95 Před měsícem +1

    This has to be the best alternate version out there