The Computer Chronicles - Windows Enhancements - Software (1992)

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Komentáře • 116

  • @1337Shockwav3
    @1337Shockwav3 Před 9 lety +42

    $129 for a primitive quickstart bar + useless utilities ... I'm sold.

  • @eugrus
    @eugrus Před 4 lety +15

    9:11 "One thing that I like is I like doors!"

  • @nyccollin
    @nyccollin Před 2 lety +5

    Imagine, if you will, a guest on the show that Stewart doesn’t feel the overwhelming urge to cut short, and talk over, time and time again. That guest, simply does not exist.

    • @arnolduk123
      @arnolduk123 Před 2 lety +1

      LOL🤣 Yeah, his guests might as well be shop dummies. See how he swiftly cold shoulders his guests after their well prepared speech at 13:40. He always has the urge to move on. I'm surprised all the computers don't have a photo of him for the wallpaper 😂

    • @kyler247
      @kyler247 Před rokem +3

      Stewart is the fucking boss

  • @wysoft
    @wysoft Před 9 měsíci +2

    Back in those days I had a copy of Dashboard and I loved it. It was my favorite Win 3.1 shell. So much quicker to use and less cluttered than the Program Manager, lots of cool modules to customize it, and workspace support. It was really great.

  • @jordancobb509
    @jordancobb509 Před 6 lety +31

    Hey look, it's a start menu.

    • @justandhans
      @justandhans Před 3 lety +2

      Didn’t SGI or OS/2 have something similar before Microsoft?

    • @deltaboogaloo633
      @deltaboogaloo633 Před 2 lety +1

      It's a start, lol XD

    • @jimmybuffet4970
      @jimmybuffet4970 Před 2 měsíci

      And bill gates thought of it. Just don’t tell the attorneys.

  • @Mario583a
    @Mario583a Před 3 lety +5

    23 years later and people are still complaining about what's wrong with Windows 10.

  • @piscator57
    @piscator57 Před 6 lety +13

    My favorite program then was Norton Commander....

    • @luisjuez2003
      @luisjuez2003 Před 4 lety +1

      My favorite app was the Windows commander.

  • @XeonProductions
    @XeonProductions Před 4 lety +11

    It's painful to watch how slow computers were back then, you could actually watch as the form controls get drawn.

    • @deltaboogaloo633
      @deltaboogaloo633 Před 4 lety +9

      Still faster than Windows 10 on laptops DESIGNED FOR IT!

    • @leonardoantonio8756
      @leonardoantonio8756 Před rokem

      Using Autocad (r12-13 versions mostly) those days, redraw and zoom change was unbearable slow, if the draw was to complicated, took ages to redraw it on the screen, many people destroy their eyesight only to avoid changing the zoom, and it was in a 14-15 inches screen, 17, 21 inch screens were rare and pretty expensive, also the object references weren't that good either.. a true eyesight destroyer

  • @dogriffiths
    @dogriffiths Před 5 lety +4

    Eugene Evans was famous in the UK. At age 16 he launched a game development company and made a fortune.

  • @stevef6392
    @stevef6392 Před 3 lety +18

    Man, Windows was so clunky back then! Even Win98, though a vast improvement in terms of UI, was still quite rickety. I remember Windows 2000 being the first version that truly "felt" different to me. Sure, it _looked_ like 98, but it behaved so much better that it actually didn't feel like a Windows OS!

    • @floydjohnson7888
      @floydjohnson7888 Před 2 lety +3

      One factor may have been that Win2K had more in common under the hood with the "industrial strength" NT than the "presumed end-user" deals of WFW3.x, W95, and W98

    • @MattExzy
      @MattExzy Před rokem

      18:18 - some truly terrifying UI colors were possible. Good Lord.

    • @bchristian85
      @bchristian85 Před rokem +1

      With Windows, pretty much every other version has been good/bad since the beginning. 95 was good, 98 first edition sucked, 98 SE was good, ME sucked, XP was good, Vista sucked, etc, etc, etc.

    • @rubcovovy
      @rubcovovy Před 10 měsíci

      This is because you were not familiar with NT 4.0. I got acquainted with this system in 1997 and was very pleased. I haven't played games on NT4.

  • @Kylefassbinderful
    @Kylefassbinderful Před 3 lety +17

    Legend has it someone made an early Windows app that prevented the presenter from being cut off by Stuart when presenting new hardware/software. It was however not featured on any episode of Computer Chronicles.

  • @brasidas33
    @brasidas33 Před rokem

    I’ve been waiting for this for over 30 years now!

  • @jwd0808
    @jwd0808 Před 9 lety +31

    How interesting - Only 23 years later Windows 10 now has Virtual desktops built in to the OS :)

    • @WR3ND
      @WR3ND Před 3 lety

      Windows 7 has this as an official downloadable option from Microsoft even, supposedly so you could run XP in a VM if you needed to for some reason. Well, what of it anyway. I just use VirtualBox. Makes sense for Windows 10 though as they're closing in the ecosystem with that OS. Maybe good for some people, but also the beginning of the end of the PC as we might care to know it. You know, for "safety," etc., etc. lol

    • @drygnfyre
      @drygnfyre Před 2 lety +1

      @@WR3ND There was a PowerToy for XP that added virtual desktops. Similar to the one for 7, and both are pretty similar to how they worked in 10.
      There was also a XP PowerToy that added full window previews to Alt+Tab, which is something that became standard with Windows Vista (if you used Aero Glass).

    • @o0Donuts0o
      @o0Donuts0o Před 9 měsíci

      When you try to make the clever comment only to look stupid.

  • @beijingkaoya567
    @beijingkaoya567 Před 4 lety +6

    little did they know animated retro icons would be somewhat aesthetic in the future

  • @Rizimar
    @Rizimar Před 6 lety +12

    "How can we capitalize on Windows' success? I know! Rooms and Doors!" :|

    • @zfoxfire
      @zfoxfire Před 6 lety +2

      Rizimar linux had this for 20 years. Its amazing Microsoft took so damn long to implement this

    • @zfoxfire
      @zfoxfire Před 6 lety +4

      I wonder what a couch application would do.

  • @snx70
    @snx70 Před 7 lety +10

    I remember using Dashboard, great tool :)

    • @zfoxfire
      @zfoxfire Před 6 lety

      snx70 it has what linux had at the same time

    • @rubcovovy
      @rubcovovy Před 10 měsíci

      Version 2 Dashboard was so successful that I didn't want to switch to Windows95 for a whole year.

  • @IkarusKommt
    @IkarusKommt Před 9 lety +11

    Holy c*p, $100 for a desktop shell? What a terrible time that was...

  • @Rhunyc
    @Rhunyc Před 3 lety +3

    Calendar says "Saturday, October 17"... *checks calendar. "Oh..."

  • @FabianoMaiaFranco
    @FabianoMaiaFranco Před 4 lety +3

    3:41 - Dashboard "memory alarm" set at 64 K of RAM!
    Man, I miss those days! :D

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 Před rokem +2

    Microsoft:"These utilities seems really useful, it would be a shame if a large computer software company happen to integrate them into their operating system and make their competitors versions largely obsolete. "

  • @anonUK
    @anonUK Před 4 lety +12

    "Don't Copy That Floppy! Copy Those Apps and Pretend It's All Your Idea!"

    • @o0Donuts0o
      @o0Donuts0o Před 9 měsíci +1

      And this is the foundation of Android.

  • @jejeroy
    @jejeroy Před 5 lety +4

    even in windows 10 there is no dancing cup mouse ...

  • @oldtwinsna8347
    @oldtwinsna8347 Před 4 lety +9

    Not bad. Going to rush out and buy some of these enhancement packages. Are they still on the shelves after all these years?

    • @Vervexx
      @Vervexx Před 2 lety +3

      I wouldn't be surprised to find some of these enhancements in a random computer shop to be honest. Some of those still keep super outdated softwares.

  • @guillaumegaudin694
    @guillaumegaudin694 Před 5 lety +8

    This is literally where Microsoft took its inspiration for 95 !

  • @wallacelang1374
    @wallacelang1374 Před 6 měsíci

    Microsoft had developed some of these software enhancements to Windows when it came to the later versions such as Windows 95 and Windows 98.

  • @m598lmr
    @m598lmr Před 5 lety +2

    It's ironic most of that add-ons cost a lot a that time but similar or better add-ons can be downloaded for free nowadays.

  • @seethransom
    @seethransom Před 8 lety +2

    memories!

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 Před rokem +1

    23:25 No lady I'm not looking forward to commercials in my video games.

  • @beekarinsaan
    @beekarinsaan Před 3 lety +2

    Sprint was a telephone giant. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @mrflamewars
    @mrflamewars Před 5 lety +2

    Did they ever do a review or demonstration of Tandy Winmate?

  • @rubcovovy
    @rubcovovy Před 10 měsíci

    "Dashboard 2" my favorite addon was for windows 3.1.

  • @winfr34k
    @winfr34k Před 10 lety +4

    I'm so glad Windows has grown a lot and since '95, you wouldn't have to use such shitty tools to perform some "easy" tasks...

    • @avigdonable
      @avigdonable Před 3 lety

      No it hasn’t changed a bit imo.

    • @winfr34k
      @winfr34k Před 3 lety

      innitgeeza it has changed a lot objectively. From a DOS program to a real OS with a mature multi architecture kernel.

  • @sergheiadrian
    @sergheiadrian Před 5 lety +1

    What's with the fascination for the clock?! Everyone mentions it...

  • @brucewayne251
    @brucewayne251 Před 3 lety

    1:22 nice to meet you, Steve Fucks.

  • @NoobixCube
    @NoobixCube Před 5 lety +3

    Stewart: "Have you ever had trouble printing from windows?" Me, 27 years later, "Yep..."

  • @OmegaWolf747
    @OmegaWolf747 Před 7 měsíci

    What happened to the Top Ten Software?

  • @almostliterally593
    @almostliterally593 Před 5 lety +3

    ON THIS EDITION OF THE COMPUTER CHRONICLES

  • @BimBims
    @BimBims Před 4 lety +2

    i remember using moreicon.dll for customizing another apps

    • @rogehmarbi
      @rogehmarbi Před 3 lety +1

      Even win10 still has moricons.dll. My favourite was imageres.dll though, glass folders baby

  • @MattieCooper10000
    @MattieCooper10000 Před 4 lety +1

    _Commericals!!? Where!?_

  • @TCJ-GAMING
    @TCJ-GAMING Před 2 měsíci

    who needs michale mjd when there is this

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 Před rokem

    Good lord the UI was not only basic but those garish colours. Ouch. And people use to complain about the far better XP UI.

  • @user-pi5xz5je4y
    @user-pi5xz5je4y Před 3 lety +3

    Does it bother anyone else that they didn't even use a properly adjusted monitor?

  • @anwerabdallah569
    @anwerabdallah569 Před 3 lety +1

    it reminds me how old i am

  • @TheHabitman
    @TheHabitman Před 9 lety +4

    If you ask me, the show lost some of its charm when guests such as Jan Lewis and Gary Kildall stopped appearing. The change in formats didn't help much either.

    • @oldtwinsna8347
      @oldtwinsna8347 Před 5 lety +5

      The target audience changed in this rapidly evolving market. The show became more of a churn and burn on what new products were coming out, mostly done by professional marketing staff vs when they had actual engineers on the show do the demonstrations in the very first few years.

  • @ferrreira
    @ferrreira Před 6 lety +4

    oh my god i need squeegee

  • @o0Donuts0o
    @o0Donuts0o Před 9 měsíci

    That Rooms app is so bad it makes using Windows natively slower.

  • @leonardoantonio8756
    @leonardoantonio8756 Před rokem

    Jesus, I don't know how someone actually could have work with WinTools, too convoluted for me

  • @Eyetrauma
    @Eyetrauma Před 2 lety

    17:24 No disrespect or anything, but Carol’s voice is v. cute.

  • @kushmasta4560
    @kushmasta4560 Před 11 měsíci

    "Schedull" 8:17

  • @patientlywaiting9747
    @patientlywaiting9747 Před 4 lety +1

    Phil Seder is Mike Judge in Office Space and also Beavis and Butthead's teacher. Are we in the multiverse?

  • @kickstartnetworking3347
    @kickstartnetworking3347 Před 2 lety +1

    It's said that the best windows enhancement software was SoftRam 😅

  • @blackneos940
    @blackneos940 Před 7 lety +1

    10:06 AMIPRO.EXE

  • @VintageModernRemixes
    @VintageModernRemixes Před rokem

    I just don't have the hard drive space for this shit

  • @blackneos940
    @blackneos940 Před 7 lety +2

    1:24 Linus Torvalds' doppelganger.....? O.o

  • @blackneos940
    @blackneos940 Před 5 lety +2

    1:24 Linus Torvalds' brother...?

    • @Morphling92
      @Morphling92 Před rokem +2

      Did you come back three years later to repeat this??

  • @vicheakeng4884
    @vicheakeng4884 Před 3 měsíci

    0:18

  • @cloviscareca
    @cloviscareca Před 6 lety +3

    Why am I watching this? I'm born in 1994, I'm Brazilian, I'm in 2018 and I don't even use Windows

    • @avigdonable
      @avigdonable Před 3 lety +3

      Matheus Bitencourt you mean just a holes in the wall, no windows? Makes sense, its hot in Brasil.

    • @MMRYPRDX
      @MMRYPRDX Před 3 lety +1

      @@avigdonable in fact he meant that he uses Linux or Mac

    • @MMRYPRDX
      @MMRYPRDX Před 3 lety +2

      @@pabloherrera7210 it may be, but Pele doesn't like white powder

  • @a.f.1587
    @a.f.1587 Před 2 lety

    Kim is sweet!

  • @layzer80
    @layzer80 Před 6 lety +1

    Kim Medrano I love you

  • @jimmybuffet4970
    @jimmybuffet4970 Před 2 měsíci

    Or you could have just bought a Mac. I grew up with 3.1 and now I see how superior Apple was.

  • @zzKirus
    @zzKirus Před 4 lety +2

    It's funny to see how more tech literate people used to be, even in a time when things were far less intuitive.

  • @brianc5537
    @brianc5537 Před 3 lety +2

    Windows 3.1 looked like trash compared to Mac OS....Glad I had a Mac back then...

  • @arnolduk123
    @arnolduk123 Před 2 lety +1

    Windows with back doors...that's already part of the OS isn't it ? How about a smoke room and a fetish room for Kim😏

  • @itstheweirdguy
    @itstheweirdguy Před 4 lety +1

    Useless software! Yay.

  • @Oslokiddo
    @Oslokiddo Před 10 lety

    windows 8.1 is great

    • @Oslokiddo
      @Oslokiddo Před 10 lety +1

      Emily eighteen lol

    • @sgtcreasegrease
      @sgtcreasegrease Před 9 lety +3

      You smoking something bruh?

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK Před 4 lety +2

      In comparison to Windows 8.0, yes. In comparison with any other Windows OS, even Vista or ME, not so great.

    • @vladdx
      @vladdx Před 3 lety +1

      @@anonUK Windows 8.1 is better than Windows 10 at least

    • @beekarinsaan
      @beekarinsaan Před 3 lety +2

      @@anonUK ME was a huge disaster. Vista wasn't far behind but still worked.

  • @user-pi5xz5je4y
    @user-pi5xz5je4y Před 4 lety +1

    Those hairstyles were horrible.

  • @lindaoffenbach
    @lindaoffenbach Před 2 lety +2

    Win 3.1(1), ugh. Never did like it as it was so ungainly and crude looking. Much better alternatives existed, e.g. Mac, BeOS, GEM. But it was of course Gates' his powerful network all the way to his high influential powerful parents (his dad's lawfirm PG&E, his mum's powerful top corporate positions) who also profoundly paved the way. PG&E received millions alone for lobbying. Clever marketing campaigns on top and Gates simply muscled any competition out, except Apple, Next and high-end tech, as he felt that they were needed for inspiration and future business. Microsoft played with competition as well by not disclosing specifications and standards up to a very late point where certain competition would be evidently lagging behind creating Microsoft's big advantage. The best tech for mankind for that reason never wins, most sadly. Here we are still bound to MS Windows for the majority of us.

  • @MustafaSayeed
    @MustafaSayeed Před 11 měsíci +1

    I just wanna go back to those times when life was simpler and everyone knew what their gender was

  • @forrift7845
    @forrift7845 Před 6 lety

    Fuck windows