Times Social Media was Hilarious | The Russell Howard Channel
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- From The Russell Howard Hour, Russell proves that social media isn't always bad - sometimes, it is absolutely glorious.
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The thing I love about Russell Howard is that he credits how funny other people's jokes are and often it's the general public aswell. He doesn't try to be the funniest man in the room he just loves funny shit
I think its because he knows that people will love his stuff and is confident enough in himself to share funny/heartwarming stores that will bring people some joy. Its honestly really sweet what this dude dose.
@@photofreak56 yeah 100% he doesn't try stealing jokes which a few are guilty of he knows he's funny and he enjoys jokes all round even the publics stuff
A compilation of brutal tweets is never complete without James Blunt.
Whether you like his music or not, his tweets are absolutely amazing.
lmao
you could say his tweets were fairly....... blunt
@@lwaves 100%!
@@isabelladuffy1635 lmao
The best part about the Piers Morgan one is that he didn't come back at James because he couldn't because James spoke the truth 🤣
These day I'm seeing more of Russel Howard more than my freinds
@@mcpugh yea ok😂
Not complaining tho I love russle 😂😂
Yes, told to say the right things, then you get the right kind of spotlight.
Merg
@@turkeyman631 what you on about?
"What did we do?!"
- Did we take the-
"We took the piss!"
- Hell yeah we did!
The best James Blunt thread will always be
Twitter user: "That James Blunt song is utterly horrific, horrific"
James: "Yet so many people bought it, bought it"
It's the absolute fucking worst though, I wouldn't be bragging about the general public having garbage taste.
@@DaveWraptastic What you've just said is "People shouldn't openly like songs that I don't like"
@@HedeccaTamer Nah, let's hear him out. I love my neighbours, but one absolutely loves Barbara Streisand and I feel that extraordinary rendition to a CIA black site for reprogramming is a weapon we need in our arsenal.
"What would James Blunt even tweet about?"
James: "Boning your mum"
Twitter rando: "I would love sit James Blunt down and explain line by line why 'You're beautiful' sucks"
James Blunt: "And I would sit [Twitter rando] down and explain dollar by dollar why I don't care"
I don't like that cheesy song, but damn he put that pathetic rando in his place and I respect him for that!
Whatever you think of James Blunt's music, you have to admit he's admirably savage on Twitter.
" savage on twitter " .... Time to get a life dude?
@@kimfoster999 I did. It came with the opportunity for parole.
James Blunt will never stop being a hero on Twitter. 😎
James Blunt - Ex-NATO Recon Officer, Fantastic Singer and Professional Twitter Roaster - What can't this man do?
He said it on graham norton show-he doesnt write those😂
He made two great songs aswell, your beautiful and goodbye my lover, glad to see his relevant.
Hero's aren't Sopranos.
@@kaneo6162 Roger Taylor would like a word with you...
Fun fact. If you hear gunshots, don’t run around and scream, get low to the ground. People are, in general, bad shots. They will shoot into the crowd and ignore the ones already laying on the ground
I think I’d rather try run and hide than lie there like target practice!🤷♀️
@@louiseb6111 too right 😂😂
Isn’t there a risk of getting trampled by the crowd?
@@louiseb6111 The "don't scream" thing still kind of applies though
@@JargonMadjin They always scream running up stairs! Running upstairs? That always baffles me!🤦♀️
James blunt is a fucking legend
Even though the employee deleting trumps account is old news, knowing that trump is actually banned on Twitter now is amazing
When did that happen?
@@tornadotaylor8956 after the Capitol raid
Around about December or November last year
So you like censorship? That’s a feature of a dictatorship you know
@@sm8476 thats not what censorship is. Try again.
A private entity is not obliged to give anyone a platform, and he broke their terms of service. If anything, they gave him special treatment for years by not banning him previously.
Cope harder
Note to self: don't drink tea whilst watching Mr funny man.
XD
what funny man ? boris was only on for half a minute n he was shit :/
@Kyan Nurse yeah russell howard is not funny,he is a low hanging fruit kind of guy and it's absolute bottom of the barrel comedy
And don't put the milk in before the tea bag
Half of his jokes are about boris and trump, I think he is jealous of them or something.
Russel is one of the only things getting me through the Lockdown
amen to that👏
Tiktok, dude!!!
Got me through T*******
Same
Ironic since that big of a crowd might spread and prolong the Lockdown
Russell. I've been struggle with depression problems and you're one of the 2 people who make me genuinely smile and giggle. So thank you so much0. Please like so russell might see this comment.
Who's the other? I bet it's Greg Davies?
@@hamishmunroe9906 The other is Jacksepticeye. I love watching all his old series over and over and wait with anticipation for his new ones.
@@phoebemckay ah a great Irishman
It's just depression me gal but glad you doing well.
@@phoebemckay LAUGH! I discovered Jacksepticeye vids when I was stuck in quarantine in Africa by myself and felt absolutely shit. Especially his video on the Ultimate Irish prep bowl got me through most of the tough days there. Sometimes I still randomly think LAUGH! 😊
British humour is the best humour and there ain't nothing you can say to make me believe otherwise
Actually the German kid criticising a mctasty and explaining that the cheese is exactly 21 minutes old.
@@lactoese that sounds up there
Indeed
true we just don't know we are being funny
Scotland is even better
The best response to the New York Times was from a woman who said:
"How petty do you want them? I deleted More4 from the Freeview box to stop my husband watching 'Come Dine With Me'".
The monster. Does she have no shame.
I don't do patriotism but the fact that the British public can't be trusted to behave is incredible.
We always find a way to embarrass officials or remind anybody in the public eye to know their role and shut their mouths ... And that makes the UK the greatest nation on earth.
Im not quite sure, recently our government officials have been just as stupid as the rest of us
Greatest nation on earth? Errr...
I feel like everyone in Britain hates politicians even the politicians themselves
@@georgemcgukin5576 That's not too far from the truth.
Over here, you kind support the party but hate the politicians in that party, while at the same time, if prove like the policies, they will switch their vote.
But there's also slightly more integrity so there'll be disagreements within that party. There's also the opposite where party members won't tolerate a leadership that threatens election prospects so leadership can change pretty quickly and sometimes, members will defect to other parties, which is why it can seen like politicians hate politicians.
For example, if British politicians did and said some of the things I see from american politicians, they'd be out of a job within hours, where american politicians get defended.
I’ll second that from Canada!
I mean, Boris?!!
How does Olly Murs tweeting about “gun shots” end with Piers Morgan and Kolo Toure arguing over being told to shut up.
Because that's what happens in Britain
it wasn't even the real Kolo toure. Apparently it was a fake account
@@sebchambers6055 yh the account wasn't verified so probably
I lost my shit it was so funny. "Is this a comeback? I told you to shut the fuck up" genius
Donnie's deleted permanently now... That guy was just ahead of the curve.
He was the true hero, he did it before it was cool.
If only it had stuck.
Sets a dangerous precedent. Trump should not have been censored. When people are unable to speak in public they speak in secrecy. Trump supporter's will now be galvinised like never before. Cencorship is a very dangerous thing. This scares me. If they continue to ban Trump then they could delete Biden, delete anybody, delete you. No my friends this is nothing to be happy about. On the contrary it's the opposite.
@@clairemcfadyen1036 On the contrary, no one cares.
@@TheScholar1 You have the cheek to call yourself "the scholar" yet your cheap 3 word shot says otherwise about your character. You must seek the truth or America will damn the entire world.
@@clairemcfadyen1036 the scholars argument is perfectly reasonable. And seeing as the only was you could disprove it was to attack their word choices, I would assume that you cant form a reasonable argument in defence.
I fucking love James Blunt for his comment and the fact that Toni liked it
You can totally understand why Jeremy Clarkson punched Piers Morgan!
And why, even when Morgan just happens to say the right thing, it's never for the right reason.The slimebag only does it for himself. If only Clarkson had also landed the 'foodgate' punch onto Morgan too. One punch isn't enough.
Who wouldn't?
@@lwaves although for the incident with Jeremy Clarkson it was because supposedly Piers either insulted Clarkson's wife or released stories about Jeremy's private life. At the British Press Awards it caused a massive argument between the two which resulted in Jeremy Clarkson punching him.
Apparently there was a previous incident between them as both flew on the last ever British Airways Concorde flight from NYC to London, Jeremy poured water over Piers in retaliation for Piers publishing some unwanting photos of Jeremy against his will.
So basically Piers basically deserved the punches from Jeremy.
@@Frserthegreenengine Oh definitely, Morgan absolutely deserves it. I like Clarkson but even at his worst, he doesn't come close to the low life that Morgan is.
@@lwaves agreed. Clarkson is likeable and he doesn't take himself seriously unlike Morgan
Got to love a bit of Russell Howard during these tough times 🤣
I love James Blunt on twitter. He's a savage.
Can confirm that Twitter is a complete shitshow, you'll find every facet of the human mind on there. Mostly abject rage and large amounts of sarcasm
Agreed
Sarcasm, don't you hate it?!
And...here comes Elon Musk...
because the site wasn't bad enough already, now it's being run by a terminal narcissist
To that rogue employee,
I salute you, your a hero 😁
you have warped view of what a hero actually is ! embarrassing 😳
I feel like that employee gave us a taste of what was to come hahah!
That one that said they miss eating out their friends sent two more right away. One correcting themselves, several times and a further one saying "what have I done?". She knew what would happen, lol
the British humor is always the best 🤣
Howard’s usual shows are funny but theres something really powerful when he speaks in a stern but calm voice
James Blunt, Olly Murs, Toni Kroos, Piers Morgan and Kolo Toure interacting with each other at once is something I never expected to see in my life.
Edit: Kolo might not have been the actual one but still it's great banter.
I thought boris was talking about himself when he said cringing embarrassment.
he wasn't???
@@redfox7497 its called taking the piss
He was.
Milk before tea bag.. What a tremendously horrible idea. What kinda person would ever even think of doing that 🤦🏾♀️
My Irish mum had an Rule
Tea, sugar, milk.
It was Law at our house in Canada.
Anyone else had to knee on the floor and pray to the Stations of the Cross?
I thought my family were aliens.
it's basic culinary logic. always put you're solids before your liquids, that way if you put too much solid in, you can take it out
@@ellecampbell3271 this is my rule also. Sugar melts better in hot tea than in tea thats colder because of milk
Me: feeling low, watch Russell and feel a bit better
Damn. Even British Twitter is entertaining. 😂
Lol where are you from?
Sat on bus crying with laughter😂😂so many dirty looks
Good bye orange man
I shouldn’t have laughed as much at that as I did
@@ataphelicopter5734 well I mean if you're watching a russell howard video your bar for what makes you laugh must be below sea level
Britain's greatest moment in 2021 is that it has finally snowed with all the snow stacking up
Thanks for posting in quarintne. As a sick kid I have to shield at home so it videos really cheer me up if I'm having a bad day, keep it up
Get well soon Ben 👍
@@johnhariis250 my girlfriend just dumped me, could you wish me well too
@@lembartjellico5926 plenty of fish in the sea pal
Keep your chin up Ben 💜🍻 shall sacrifice a beer in solidarity with you.
@@lembartjellico5926 be well, stay safe and hope your heart feels happier soon, 🍻💜
James Blunt was a close friend of Carrie Fisher. It wouldn't surprise me if he had adopted some of her humour.
His mainly comes from his military career
I think he always had it, that’s why Carrie and he got on so well.
@@dianeshelton9592 are they close friends
Oh this brighten up my day. Thank you.
One of the best shows on telly heard he might be going to America with it hope he does he deserves it
that woman might have misunderstood "eat out to help out" but now we know Matt Hancock did too!
I needed this bit of levity today, thank you!
I didn't even know James Blunt was like that.
He truly is "beautiful"
So long as he ain't singing.
This was posted on my 67th birthday ....Thanks for a good laugh Russell !
The kolo incident is ironic considering that he was a member of the invincible 03/04 team
"I once told a bumble bee to fuck off" got me
Sometimes, using capital letters is important. I loved the comment made by a lady who recently travelled to New Zealand, and told everyone "they give you three rats on arrival, which you take home".
Needed these laughs
I have been watching Russel during my live lessons haha
Thanks for the memories...
Pure gold! 😂
Omg I am doubled over with laughter and occasionally screaming. God knows what my German neighbours must be thinking…. It’s just British humour, this is how we do it 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
Don't worry about what those German's think, they have a bit of history with ignoring people screaming 😳
I can't wait for the new season 😀
Always good for the morning breakfast Russell. From Australia where this household turned off the TV in 2019 and has not turned it back on again.
This is my new favourite video
Well played James Blunt. King of Twitter!
i actually cried laughing watching this
3:24 - 4:14 This part I have been watching on repeat
Lmfao this is best video clips 😂😂🤣
james blunt really lives up to his surname and is hilarious.
6:53 Nigel Farage looks drunk
Only Russell can show us something ridiculously stupid and funny and follow it up with “And that’s why we’re British”
6:09 Isn't that the truth, divide and concur , distraction planned by them as always, Glad you mentioned it. Much Love World Wide xx xx xx xx xx
Yeah so maybe people should cool down on the dividing everybody into way too many sub categories i mean you have noticed the rising levels of conflict that's caused
@@lets_rock_and_ride5943 100% agree, Let's just be united as1 as we should be, that's my dream. Much Love, Blessed Be xx
I can't tell if russ is funnier when no one is laughing and he gets a bit quieter or when people are laughing and hes shouting
donald trump really shouldn’t hold up his hands should he? They really are creepily small 🤢
Just proves that he has never done an honest hard days work in his life.
@@77moessa what 😂 hand size are genetics got nothing to do with work
@@ta8258 actually I was more referring to his smooth baby textured hands.
Look man I know your upset that he's gone.
But get over it.
@@77moessa I ain’t upset he’s gone I glad the guy was a joke of a president good riddance I thought you meant he got small hands by not working but hand size is due to genetics I didn’t know u meant smooth textured hands my bad
@@ta8258 its all good.!
I died of laughter when you made an impression of my town abergevenny
U are a legend
I never thought I would like piers Morgan but he’s the journalist that actually pressures the government for answers and isn’t afraid to ask them wtf r they doing
Yeah it's always good seeing twat Handcock squirm and Piers regularly makes that happen.
There's another Piers Morgan you're talking about, right?
RUSSSELLLLLLL
This is halarious 😂
James Blunt's surname is very fitting. He's savage on twitter and 'blunt'. Not all heros wear capes folks; sometimes they just spit the needed truth 🙏 absolute legend 👑 #respect 🙏✨️
finale agolf twittler is gone :D
I’m embarrassed that I didn’t get the “come quietly” joke till the third listen.
LOL it took me a second to get it. it sorta comes by fast! (sorry, couldn’t resist :)
RUSSEL,L MY SON,AS A CANUCK FROM BRITISH STOCK,MAY I SAY,YOU ARE BRILLIANT MATE..JUST FOUND YOU HERE ON CZcams AND I CAN NOT GET ENOUGH..SHINE BRIGHT SUPERSTAR
Divide and Conquer Russell!
Trump deletion guy finally got his wish
Sort the comments by recent to see all the trumpist snow flakes insulting Russel despite knowing damn well he doesn't like trump. Just stop watching. He downer want you anyway
All im seeing is anti trump comments.
@@benlawton5420 nah, keep scrolling. You have to scroll more
I love the little "shut the fuck up"
eyyyyy
its russel boissss
Russel howard is so funny... like omg i cant stop laughing 😂 🤣 😆 💀
I love that Donald is actually gone from Twitter now
What is so great about censorship?
@@wimex9062 we don't have to put up with his bullshit any more
@@evo_is_confused Do you really think, that the censorship is gonna stop there. Just wait until they come for all of us...
@@wimex9062 what are you on mate they got rid of him cause he was a tosser you should only be worried if you're one too
@@evo_is_confused yes we went from the guy who killed the leader of ISIS to the guy who told Obama not to kill Bin Laden because it would ruin his reputation.
Can’t remember last time I laughed out so loud
Russel Russel the news has gotten better
2:48 Basic but effective
Love how right wingers are all in favour of comedians saying whatever edgy shit they want. But if the comedy makes fun of the right then suddenly its going too far.
"America! What a country!" - Yakoff Smirnoff
Brilliant. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh Russell
The bit about Trump being deleted aged incredibly well since he now is banned 😂
Elon is bringing him back.
Access to Tr**p’s account
US: deactivates account
UK: takes the piss and messes around with it as we should
Russell is right we are better when we are United.
This made my 2021 hahaha
"Our sense of humor will always bring us tog-" - We interrupt this broadcast to inform you that this comedian has been jailed for offending the emotional sensitivities of bumblebees.
~ ~ LOL ~ ~ little, sqeaky buzzy voice, “ he didn’t offend me! that was hilarious. i went home and danced it to my friends. no one could fly for hours from laughing.”zzz 🐝
I genuinely had a mini sick when I saw Farage
Jezz coming back after 3 years and i swear he was funny then, then now
2:48 this entire thing reminds me of something from drama alert or any tea channel lmao
Twitter should've followed that guy's example and banned him back then.
1:52 Not wrong. One time when I was at Pride London, there was a LOUD clap of lightning, and many of us thought that was a gunshot. So many people just stopped moving instantly and quickly looked towards the source of the sound in slight panic.
congrats....you let yourself be conditioned. the left have you now. O.o
@@Joe-sn6ir lolwut
I've watched so much Russell that if I ever see a headline such as "What will Britain do about xyz?" I'll shout, "They'll take the piss!"
F#$ken funny. Thanks Rus