I finished Warhammer 40k: Space Marine instead of going to the gym

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  • čas přidán 15. 01. 2022
  • back in this gigachad franchise
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    Through the Trees - Halo Infinite OST (8-bit arcade machine Easter egg version)
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  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny  Před 2 lety +1136

    2 weeks left on the Evening Swan shirt gamers
    crowdmade.com/collections/zanny

    • @AmericanEren
      @AmericanEren Před 2 lety +3

      I'll get one eventually

    • @hiram4115
      @hiram4115 Před 2 lety +6

      If your doing warhammer
      Will you play warhammer 3 when it comes out?

    • @idkwhattowritehere6054
      @idkwhattowritehere6054 Před 2 lety +1

      I’ll probably get it for my birthday in like 3 days

    • @ownzuall
      @ownzuall Před 2 lety

      Is it too hard to include the first video in the description?

    • @henryjones8226
      @henryjones8226 Před 2 lety +5

      Space hulk would be sick if u could do a video in that.

  • @theironrhino110
    @theironrhino110 Před 2 lety +4043

    Zanny in 2017: “I am just a voice in the void.”
    Zanny in 2022: “Hey guys welcome to my house. This is my face, my family, my address, and my Social Insurance Number.”

    • @mokongthe3856
      @mokongthe3856 Před 2 lety +99

      He's slowly turning into a Vlogger ow nwo (am joking)

    • @Oreosmilkshake
      @Oreosmilkshake Před 2 lety +86

      Best character development on youtube

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 Před 2 lety +6

      @@mokongthe3856 ≧ω≦

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 2 lety +47

      Zanny probably has a heavy bolter. Doxx him at your peril.

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck Před 2 lety +10

      Yeah was that really him!? I've... missed things...

  • @leonardocimadon8822
    @leonardocimadon8822 Před 2 lety +2972

    The sequel everyone wanted

    • @mistadangerzone8362
      @mistadangerzone8362 Před 2 lety +14

      Praise the emperor!!

    • @maxyuan1314
      @maxyuan1314 Před 2 lety +15

      The one everyone had given up asking for. But still desperately needed:)

    • @stevenmann4898
      @stevenmann4898 Před 2 lety +2

      There’s going to be a spacemarine sequel though 🎉

    • @mogbog2
      @mogbog2 Před 2 lety +5

      No...
      The sequel everyone needed.

    • @atticboi7381
      @atticboi7381 Před 2 lety

      @GELAS PECAH Bruh what 😅

  • @davchan4423
    @davchan4423 Před 2 lety +893

    I got this from a W40K: Space Marine ending breakdown video
    The reason Titus was able to keep his weapon, despite protocol saying he should've been disarmed, was because the Inquisitor present doubted Leandros' accusation. Also, Leandros didn't follow the Codex when he reported Titus directly to the Inquisition, instead of reporting it the Chaplain first.

    • @serban031
      @serban031 Před 2 lety +181

      Wait wait wait wait wait. The Inquisition actually has people that are somewhat sane (by 40k standards)? That can't be right...

    • @wowarmy8154
      @wowarmy8154 Před 2 lety +133

      @@serban031 because said inquisitor already suspected that titus was possibly a blank

    • @thechazz3230
      @thechazz3230 Před 2 lety +126

      @@serban031 The Inquisition's main problem isn't the fact that most Inquisitors are corrupt. It's that there's so many Inquisitiors. There's over 1,000,00 planets, and each planet has at least 1 Inquisitor. Massive Hive worlds can have dozens. Every major non inquisition faction also has an Ordo of Inquisitors constantly checking for possible corruption, defection, or heresy. That it leads to massive amounts of Inquisitors. Too many to be properly maintained and screened. Especially since most inquisitors are constantly worried that their allies are abusing their power or corrupt. So internal audits of the faction are hard. Which leads corruption, chaotic or otherwise within The Inquisition to far more common than would be preferable. So you end up with the memes that all Inquisitors are just horny for blowing up planets.

    • @sherlockbmones5199
      @sherlockbmones5199 Před 2 lety +8

      @@serban031 amberly veil

    • @TheSenzrule
      @TheSenzrule Před 2 lety +46

      @@wowarmy8154 if he was a blank wouldn't everyone around him basically hate him or have contempt for him ? since blanks give off a negative aura and are very unpleasant being
      around with. In the Eisenhorn novels he talks about loving Alizebeth but can't stand being in her presence for long because she's a null.

  • @colby1398
    @colby1398 Před 2 lety +269

    "They take him into custody and he's still holding his bolter!"
    Yeah, you try taking the gun out of a Space Marine Captain's hands and see how that goes for you. Inquisitors go missing all the time when they stick their noses where they don't belong.

    • @TNCombatMedic
      @TNCombatMedic Před rokem +21

      Dark angels make them go “missing.”

    • @someoneidk2804
      @someoneidk2804 Před rokem +5

      Space wolf moment

    • @timon6759
      @timon6759 Před rokem +2

      ​@@TNCombatMedic dork angels can't even get what to do when it comes to the Fallen and are in utter disbelief when they show up as the Risen

  • @SpadeGamingKC
    @SpadeGamingKC Před 2 lety +6323

    The attempt to summarize the lore was the best part. I’ve never laughed so hard.

    • @TheBhives
      @TheBhives Před 2 lety +210

      Yeah, the typical begginning of every video that in any way touches WH40K😁 Because you can't just ignore the background, but it's almost impossible to make a quick explanation. Anyway

    • @kevinneroza8439
      @kevinneroza8439 Před 2 lety +41

      It’s so nice to see new people slowly get into the Warhammer 40k universe! 😁 Wait until Zanny finds out there’s a Space Marine 2 sequel in the works! 😁

    • @zosasho8036
      @zosasho8036 Před 2 lety +33

      What is with you guys 😁 and emoji’s😁?

    • @miguellorenzomalabed3754
      @miguellorenzomalabed3754 Před 2 lety +39

      @@kevinneroza8439 But Zanny knows there's a sequel. 😁 He mentioned it in the beginning of the video. 😁 It's why he's finishing this one in the 1st place 1 year later 😁

    • @MiataManDan
      @MiataManDan Před 2 lety +14

      we need a zanny 40k lore channel

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 Před 2 lety +1879

    "Why is he British?"
    Because that's how you know he's the real villain.

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q Před 2 lety +21

      Or America was so butt-hurt about needing to rebel from the Empire, that the British and their aristocracy became trope villains ever since. 😂

    • @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308
      @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 Před 2 lety +6

      @## games workshop is a British company dingbat

    • @simplygreed4076
      @simplygreed4076 Před 2 lety +16

      @@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 lol

    • @coldbeanz2115
      @coldbeanz2115 Před 2 lety +35

      maybe cos warhammer is british

    • @joelyt1682
      @joelyt1682 Před 2 lety +7

      @@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 I was joking

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 2 lety +577

    Zanny : "What a shitty job to have too, your boss just gives you like an AK-47 then just goes "Alright, go kill him !" [5:11] [7:30]
    Every Foundation Site Security Personnel :
    _"I see you're death fodder of culture aswell"_

    • @rebari2528
      @rebari2528 Před 2 lety +28

      Yes, the site guards facing Scp 682

    • @dantelagercrantz5123
      @dantelagercrantz5123 Před rokem

      still better than a russian conscript being given a pea shooter and sent to conquer ukraine

    • @RetroRadianceLight
      @RetroRadianceLight Před rokem +1

      most guards would be lucky to get an AK. Aren't most guard regiments comically undersupplied due to shitty logistics? I've heard some people say that the guard is like the old WW2 Soviet stereotype where a squad would only have one person have an AK and then when he died another person would pick it up.

    • @badabing9402
      @badabing9402 Před rokem +1

      @@RetroRadianceLightit depends on the authors interpretation. Some stories have the foundation being massively funded and others actively focus on how underfunded the foundation is.

  • @BoltzHG
    @BoltzHG Před 2 lety +152

    7:20 The genuine reaction of every space marine when they first use a storm bolter for the first time.

  • @BonktoHead
    @BonktoHead Před 2 lety +2153

    Zanny- “Blood Ravens!!”
    40k Nerds- “BOLT EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND AND KEEP YOUR VALUABLES MAG LOCKED!”

    • @tetchedink7980
      @tetchedink7980 Před 2 lety +238

      Blood ravens on a forge world? It was safer in ork hands

    • @evenaarek1042
      @evenaarek1042 Před 2 lety +56

      do they have a reputation for stealing or something?

    • @ottonormal3354
      @ottonormal3354 Před 2 lety +118

      @@evenaarek1042 They are like ork free botaz, but worse.... I f they see an artifact, its allready in the sack, you cant even look fast enough and its gone. and 200 years later, they claim it was in their posession for atleast 1000 years.

    • @evenaarek1042
      @evenaarek1042 Před 2 lety +19

      @@ottonormal3354 damn ok

    • @BonktoHead
      @BonktoHead Před 2 lety +88

      @@evenaarek1042 they are the magpies of the 41st Millenium.

  • @oompalumpus699
    @oompalumpus699 Před 2 lety +950

    Fun fact: By spending time with the Blood Ravens, Zanny has no idea how much of his stuff was nicked.

    • @Phantom-qr1ug
      @Phantom-qr1ug Před 2 lety +75

      "Hippity hoppity, your stuff is now my property." - Motto of the Blood Ravens

    • @ddrozdov01
      @ddrozdov01 Před 2 lety +3

      +

    • @padmanabhanvaidyanathan7182
      @padmanabhanvaidyanathan7182 Před 2 lety +66

      Every one of Zanny videos features his dogs, but they don't appear in this one, because the blood ravens already stole them.

    • @drizzlyalmond6150
      @drizzlyalmond6150 Před 2 lety +20

      Blood Ravens are here to help. The blood Ravens: *slowly hides sack full of items that isn't theirs*

    • @alicechengo3003
      @alicechengo3003 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/3tyOVnOXGxw/video.html

  • @ItachiUchiha-yz5nn
    @ItachiUchiha-yz5nn Před 2 lety +312

    "Loading the power source"
    *Inserts phallic looking power source*
    Power source: *moans*
    I'm dead 😂💀

  • @axetheviking6482
    @axetheviking6482 Před 2 lety +125

    Fun fact: The Ultramarines are so successful because Orks believe blue is a lucky color, and everything Orks believe becomes reality.

    • @timon6759
      @timon6759 Před rokem +3

      Not in dawn of War is all Blood Ravens

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před rokem +17

      Well, if a sufficient number of Orks believe it, yes. This is possibly why the Emperor is still alive--all the Orks think he's still alive.

    • @jaspalsarkaria7281
      @jaspalsarkaria7281 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@ladywaffle2210that was what I always said! Why not spread propaganda to the Orks saying the emperor is like, fully recovered?

  • @saintdane7336
    @saintdane7336 Před 2 lety +494

    2:30 I half expected a jump cut from Zanny typing in “Warhammer 40k lore” and then just his entire computer exploding.

    • @shadowmane8666
      @shadowmane8666 Před 2 lety +6

      @@sosexyimsexy134 how about stfu

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 Před 2 lety +1

      @@shadowmane8666 It's a bot like all the rest, I suggest we report it and move on.

  • @benfrank9622
    @benfrank9622 Před 2 lety +980

    Zanny: *Forgets to put Kirin commercial*
    Audience: *Forgets that there needs to be*

    • @bilbebop3693
      @bilbebop3693 Před 2 lety +1

      Holy fuck.......

    • @illurinatibeans4667
      @illurinatibeans4667 Před 2 lety +46

      The power of "BROTHER" is too strong.

    • @sosexyimsexy134
      @sosexyimsexy134 Před 2 lety +1

      Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @soapcang696
      @soapcang696 Před 2 lety +2

      it's funny cuz Slanderous also made a For Honor youtubers meme

    • @frangelycomagz
      @frangelycomagz Před 2 lety +1

      He forgot because he was so bent on trying not to spill 40k lore jeez zanny haha

  • @JustAJauneArc
    @JustAJauneArc Před 2 lety +63

    More of this, please.
    Bricky has been getting me big into 40k so this was a welcome surprise.

    • @slavdoggo389
      @slavdoggo389 Před 2 lety +4

      I got into warhammer bcs of majorkill

    • @timon6759
      @timon6759 Před rokem +1

      I loved bricky's the seige of Terra from Perturabo's perspective. In the fulcrum episode of AD

  • @Optimus_Prime_2007
    @Optimus_Prime_2007 Před rokem +39

    And now Henry Cavil will be leading the way in Warhammer 40k live action

  • @maxwelltheluxray861
    @maxwelltheluxray861 Před 2 lety +1877

    Honestly I'm expecting several nosebleed stock image while zanny is giving a synopsis about half of the game

  • @Madocvalanor
    @Madocvalanor Před 2 lety +337

    “There’s the orks and the tyranids and the eldar and the chaos space marines…”
    Necrons and T’au: what am I chopped liver?

  • @poggestfrog
    @poggestfrog Před rokem +23

    "if only there was a fun rts game or more gory action warhammer games!"
    total warhammer and vermintide:

    • @spearsage
      @spearsage Před rokem

      I suppose he meant the 40k ones. Total warhammer and Vermintide are based on warhammer fantasy, which has an entirely different story than 40k

    • @poggestfrog
      @poggestfrog Před rokem

      @@spearsage darktide's out now though.
      i will keep coping

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 Před 9 hodinami

      Dawn of Wars 1 & 2:

  • @PexDoombringer
    @PexDoombringer Před 2 lety +40

    I love how everything in this video is so fokin hilarious and then in 9:42 zanny just GENUINELY and WHOLEHEARTEDLY shouts "THIS IS FOR SIDONUS". That's the way Warhammer gets you. Suddenly you pass from laughing to be fuckin screaming out loud a heartfelt FOR THE EMPEROR! like a maniac. So i'm afraid that NOW YOU'RE ONE OF US, BROTHER, WELCOME TO THE CHAPTER. ALL HAIL BATTLE-BROTHER ZANNUS

  • @Lothric_Potato
    @Lothric_Potato Před 2 lety +637

    I like how the joke "back in the start of time" is actual necessary context for this series

    • @SuspiciousKoala
      @SuspiciousKoala Před 2 lety +86

      When I first discovered 40k, I was like, "cool, I'll just read the lore for a few hours."
      Yeah, it's been a few years and I feel like there's still so much, lol.

    • @spamhere1123
      @spamhere1123 Před 2 lety +83

      "There was this race called the Old Ones, which is strange, because they aren't even the oldest, that would be the C'tan, anyway..."

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před 2 lety +18

      dude, i dunno. big men shoot big men, that's all i got.

    • @vrygon8893
      @vrygon8893 Před 2 lety +34

      @@spamhere1123 well the c'tan didn't really have a history other than space farts floating in space while the old ones made the literal warp

    • @alphanoodle1877
      @alphanoodle1877 Před 2 lety +12

      @@vrygon8893 Lets just assume old ones were like first sentients of big juicy power

  • @vrcommandoata5403
    @vrcommandoata5403 Před 2 lety +1392

    Zanny: "Why is he British?"
    Me: They ALL are Brits of various dialects.

    • @SMOKEThRuTHePaIN
      @SMOKEThRuTHePaIN Před 2 lety +16

      Nah every planet got a north and south pole
      -doctor who

    • @weareharbinger914
      @weareharbinger914 Před 2 lety +9

      Yep, Vostroyans are just Russian British.

    • @colby1398
      @colby1398 Před 2 lety

      All orks have Cockney accents

    • @GrayDemon99
      @GrayDemon99 Před rokem +2

      That explains his teeth :)))

    • @conradlorgar5508
      @conradlorgar5508 Před rokem +2

      @@GrayDemon99 I'm surprised with all the shoot 1st ask questions never they aren't american

  • @CrazyWizza
    @CrazyWizza Před 2 lety +33

    7:23 That Halo: Reach reference hit me *HARD*

  • @BRBMrSoul
    @BRBMrSoul Před 2 lety +4

    1:08 DONT FORGET TO TELL ABOUT THE SPACE ELVES
    As a 40K fan, great intro

  • @user-rm5sd9br2l
    @user-rm5sd9br2l Před 2 lety +277

    "You little snitch... SPACE MARINES DO NOT SNITCH" - love it.

  • @Soldierofdoom444
    @Soldierofdoom444 Před 2 lety +251

    Zanny overlooking Mechanicus and not being able to experience the soundtrack and sound design is an absolute crime.

    • @mguy5923
      @mguy5923 Před 2 lety +19

      *Machine chanting intensifies*

    • @vrygon8893
      @vrygon8893 Před 2 lety +14

      @@mguy5923 Your kind will begin my kind to save you. But I am already saved. *Beat drops*

  • @sgtalgiz6432
    @sgtalgiz6432 Před rokem +22

    A Primarch ? No it's just a Chaos Lord in Terminator armor with lightning claws and a chaotic aura.

    • @timon6759
      @timon6759 Před rokem +2

      He looks like he leads a black legion warband which means that they have no primarch because he's dead and also Horus

    • @bryguy1502
      @bryguy1502 Před 7 dny

      @@timon6759But Perturabo, Angron, and I believe Magnus have helped out every once in a while.

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci Před 2 lety +3

    7:32 the guards went to like please don't make me do this
    Meanwhile the true Servants of the emperor the death korps of krieg have to be threatened by their superiors so that they won't

  • @yungmythologist
    @yungmythologist Před 2 lety +502

    "Titus is alive in the sequel's trailer, so yeah he's gonna be fine I guess"
    Man. We've been left with 10 years of the previous developers saying "lol the sequel's never happening" and the original writer going "yeah i'd love to write for the sequel, we originally planned 3 games and 3 arcs but it's never happening rip" so we just assumed titus got betrayed and subsequently pwned epic-style
    and then the trailer comes out of FUCKING NOWHERE

    • @overseastom
      @overseastom Před 2 lety +30

      Also, Titus now has 4 studs in his forehead in the new cinematic trailer, which I think means he's been serving the Emperor for 400 years, meaning approx 200 years have passed between the first & second games (I'm new to the W40K world and lore, mind, so someone please correct me if wrong). That's quite a long gap to address, and I'm quite looking forward to hearing about what transpired.

    • @MrSteelface96
      @MrSteelface96 Před rokem +13

      @@overseastom i hope for some playable ''lookbacks'' in which they let you play some deathwatch missions and encounter something else than nids aswell.

    • @celestialknightsffxiv6566
      @celestialknightsffxiv6566 Před rokem

      @@overseastom service studs are by century yes, so you're correct. I'm sure 100 years of that was spent in Censure with the Red Helmets the Censured Ultramarines have to wear. So hopefully Leandros ate shit and died cause fuck that damn Neophyte that just made the Squad.

  • @natemidz4306
    @natemidz4306 Před rokem +3

    I love how he kept going on tangents while trying to explain the lore. Truly a Warhammer fan at heart.

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 Před 2 lety +11

    "Attend to these nuts!!!!"
    Damn straight, thats all the space elves are good at

  • @soelo592
    @soelo592 Před 2 lety +351

    Zanny: I now remember all the controls
    Press shouting button: “Heretics, die!!!!”

  • @alphanoodle1877
    @alphanoodle1877 Před 2 lety +225

    "BACK AT THE START OF TIME" is actually a line I used when explaining warhammer to someone

    • @nathanielartosilla9110
      @nathanielartosilla9110 Před 2 lety +16

      "Once upon I time, I was me"

    • @ironwarrior5328
      @ironwarrior5328 Před 2 lety +2

      You mean- the war in heaven

    • @NKWittmann
      @NKWittmann Před 2 lety

      Oh god don't tell me you go as far as explaining the necrons and Eldars' origin story when you explain Warhammer to somebody ?? I only explain the human side and it already takes forever

    • @ZeldamateurLP
      @ZeldamateurLP Před 2 lety +1

      "In the beginning, there was nothing. The nothingiest nothing to have ever not existed."

  • @riomine1984
    @riomine1984 Před 2 lety +5

    the time playing World at War has cursed Zanny in other games

  • @midflipper
    @midflipper Před rokem +8

    This scene explained the lore to me.
    The story is a masterpiece and explained so simply, i cant believe this one scene changed my life 6:33

  • @imagination2003
    @imagination2003 Před 2 lety +262

    [Thank the Machine-God]
    Zany: What does Stephen Hawking have to do with this?
    Me: Damn. How did I not think of that until now?

    • @jangofett3147
      @jangofett3147 Před 2 lety +7

      My dumbass thought he was talking about an SCP

    • @michaelkriston8477
      @michaelkriston8477 Před 2 lety +7

      @@jangofett3147 Meccane is the mother of Stephen; now ain't that a theory?

    • @NanDo-eh7fn
      @NanDo-eh7fn Před 2 lety

      That was so out of pocket from him 😂😂😂💀

    • @enzozayne4558
      @enzozayne4558 Před 2 lety +3

      that caught me so off guard

    • @bobafett8661
      @bobafett8661 Před 2 lety +2

      im glad someone else caught that

  • @agentmaine4746
    @agentmaine4746 Před 2 lety +350

    "Pretty cool of him to give a 12 year old a fucking warhammer game" Yup, I know that feeling. I was WAY to young to be into 40k.

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck Před 2 lety +13

      "Hey dad, I saw these little like inch tall metal model things at the store... can I get one?"
      D: sure, you can have ONE model.
      "Gee, thanks dad! I'm gonna need 20 bucks!"
      Dad: 😳🤯🧐
      2005 prices... Little did we know...

    • @agentmaine4746
      @agentmaine4746 Před 2 lety +15

      @@IllustriousCrocoduck "Mom, can I get this book, it's rules for a game you play with little models!"
      "Son, is that person wearing human skin on his shoulder?"
      "I think so?"
      "Sure, have at it kiddo!"

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck Před 2 lety +5

      @@agentmaine4746 honestly, I got lucky and got grandfathered in. If I was spending my allowance on $80 Defilers and fuckin $60 Codices (i don't know how much they are these days), my parents would have been like "nope, neeeeeext!"

    • @frangelycomagz
      @frangelycomagz Před 2 lety +4

      Someone gave it to me because it was like starcraft....greatest understatement of the century.hahaha

    • @mlgman138
      @mlgman138 Před 2 lety +1

      When I was 10 I got Dawn of War: Dark Crusade and I was fucking hooked

  • @jamesonlover2237
    @jamesonlover2237 Před rokem +1

    11:06 I do agree with him this is such a deadly arrest bro

  • @henrykkeszenowicz4664
    @henrykkeszenowicz4664 Před 2 lety +3

    5:15 Life in Warhammer universe in a nutshell.

  • @elektrik_eel9970
    @elektrik_eel9970 Před 2 lety +320

    A TRUE sigma would have finished Warhammer 40K: Space Marine AT the gym.

    • @romainvicta3076
      @romainvicta3076 Před 2 lety +25

      In space marine armour*

    • @Baronstone
      @Baronstone Před 2 lety

      Somehow I doubt they would have approved of him playing video games at the gym!

  • @Saggy_bones
    @Saggy_bones Před 2 lety +266

    Zanny getting more and more depressed as they dropped lord references is glorious

  • @FaizSuberi
    @FaizSuberi Před rokem +3

    "You're gonna pay for all the Jedi you killed Nemeroth" hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Godofpohows
    @Godofpohows Před rokem +4

    I laughed out loud with the “Push” in the emergency room bit 😂👌🏼

  • @newknowledge1799
    @newknowledge1799 Před 2 lety +180

    "Who's next?!"
    "I'm ready!!"
    "How about you?"
    Me: *crying with Halo Reach opened on my screen*

    • @noxon0670
      @noxon0670 Před 2 lety +4

      It sucks that a lot of people won’t get the reference

    • @teukuariaa.s.8241
      @teukuariaa.s.8241 Před 2 lety +4

      Emile is such a badass

    • @Roamingfirebat
      @Roamingfirebat Před 2 lety

      @@teukuariaa.s.8241 he was one of my favorite

    • @Anixyia
      @Anixyia Před 2 lety +2

      almost had me in tears man.... HOW BOUT YOU?

  • @manboy4720
    @manboy4720 Před 2 lety +103

    just imagine a space marine, in the middle of a giant battle, has to go like "wait hold on a second, i didn't read about this in the lore", pulls out their codex and has to read for like 20 minutes.
    knowledge is a deadly weapon. not really, but at least you're up-to-date on all the important (and unimportant) stuff.

    • @SparseS17
      @SparseS17 Před 2 lety +2

      Literally Witchers in the Witcher series lol

    • @electricfeverx976
      @electricfeverx976 Před 2 lety +1

      @@notagenjimain3699 if they ever forget they could just ask old Bjorn the 10,000 year old Dreadnought of the Space Wolves.

  • @cacopoggers677
    @cacopoggers677 Před 2 lety +1

    I noticed that Templin Institute cameo. I'd recognize a Larissa lore monologue anywhere.
    good video zan man

  • @nsahandler
    @nsahandler Před 2 lety +4

    The disalogue in 40k stories are all so well-written and they all make their jokes straight deadpan.

  • @MistaWithAnM4
    @MistaWithAnM4 Před 2 lety +14

    6:33 I had no idea FNAF was part of the 40K universe

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 Před 2 lety +252

    the meme at the start is literal perfection, its fucking near impossible to just introduce 40k WITHOUT going on and on and on about lore and context lol.
    By the way Mechanicus is an absolutely fabulous game and i highly recommend it.

    • @Metalsonic91
      @Metalsonic91 Před 2 lety +14

      so 40k takes place in the 40th millennium 10 thousand years after the horus heresy........
      so the horus heresy is about the 9 traitor space marine legions and there primarchs.........
      so the primarchs are basically demi gods they are 20 genectically engineered sons of the emperor of mankind............
      so the Emperor is the strongest psyker in the galaxy and the head of the imperium of man...........

    • @AedanTheGrey
      @AedanTheGrey Před 2 lety +10

      The soundtrack for Mechanicus though... *chefs kiss*

    • @oldhunterundol3243
      @oldhunterundol3243 Před 2 lety

      And no we don't screw toasters mkay

    • @BatoruKosakku
      @BatoruKosakku Před 2 lety +2

      It's like DUNE, You Can't help but talk about the Lore...
      So anyways the Story takes place about 10.000 years from now. The Imperium is Form by Various Houses. The houses which are dynastic seat of power, sometimes limited to a world and sometimes spanning several worlds. Numerous Houses existed within the imperial hierarchy, and collectively they formed the Landsraad, which was governed by the High Council and represented these Houses...

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 2 lety +3

      ​@@Metalsonic91
      And when that failed, he shoved the black fortress into Cadia, the military planet guarding the rift...
      Also, Mechanicus' lead ship might be an A.I., which is forbidden...
      A lot of the Imperium thinks Belasarius is taking things too far with all the new technology and risking opening the way for Tzeench...
      Possible future civil war...
      Chaos getting stronger...
      Tyranids seemingly unstoppable...
      Deathwatch, Grey Knights...
      Some think that Ork Warbosses have Space Marine DNA...
      Lamenters tears...
      Lost primarchs...
      Etc....

  • @FrostyJMedic
    @FrostyJMedic Před 2 lety +4

    8:16 was the hardest chapter I died 3 times and I was dang; Am I gonna give up NOO, hiding in the covers of boxes.

  • @mega0056
    @mega0056 Před rokem +2

    12:12 "you know when you were a kid and played war with your toys. That is what an rts game is" well said zanny. I totally agree and that is why I love rts games.

  • @averagegamer3953
    @averagegamer3953 Před 2 lety +325

    YES THE EMPEROR IS WITH US ONCE AGAIN(Also hearing Zanny spout random warhammer facts makes me uncontrollably happy)

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment Před 2 lety +346

    The whole “chaos power” Titus has is ironically the opposite of Chaos. He has it because he’s the most composed and Human Space Marine in the entire franchise. Chaos spreads by the absolute malevolence that composes the rest of the 40K universe especially with the constant fanatically driven pushback by Humans. Titus being the “only sane employee” in the game makes his resistance make sense and exposure probably had the opposite effect on Leandros since he is an actual fanatic and it probably channeled his fanaticism into paranoia that Titus was a chaos avatar of some kind even though he was the opposite. Regardless, you could argue he naturally came to see Titus’ innocent alignment and composition as a threat to the Imperium’s farcical theofascist nature like host/puppet to a parasite would act towards a toxin meant to kill the parasite.

    • @Pazuzu4All
      @Pazuzu4All Před 2 lety +12

      Huh, that actually makes some sense. Did Games Workshop or one of the developers confirm that to be the case?

    • @vahlen5281
      @vahlen5281 Před 2 lety +27

      @@Pazuzu4All There is an in-universe concept nicknamed the "armour of contempt", which describes a similar case of corruption resistance and is what probably makes Titus all but immune to Chaos.

    • @ZeldamateurLP
      @ZeldamateurLP Před 2 lety +9

      I always thought that Titus was a Pariah, which is why the Warp had no effect on him.

    • @andrewculross9421
      @andrewculross9421 Před 2 lety +2

      @@vahlen5281 of course they have an entire explanation of a game feature. Gotta love this goddamn mythos

    • @chaimunga26
      @chaimunga26 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/3tyOVnOXGxw/video.html

  • @obliviangamer2319
    @obliviangamer2319 Před 2 lety +1

    5:55
    in the Grim Darkness of the 41st Millennium, the curse of the COD World At War grenades follow throughout the Imperium

  • @leo-jd3nj
    @leo-jd3nj Před rokem +1

    I deadass thought that you would explain the whole 40k universe and I would have listened

  • @mateogajardo2196
    @mateogajardo2196 Před 2 lety +51

    About Space Hulk: Deathwing. It has a multiplayer mode that allows you to play the kind of marine you want.
    In the story your limited to only be a librarian

    • @logangreen5377
      @logangreen5377 Před 2 lety +2

      getting a full squad is the best way to play it for sure lol

    • @ygorschuma3059
      @ygorschuma3059 Před 2 lety

      If you finish the story you can replay it with your multiplayer customized classes aswell the special missions.

  • @TheZaperking
    @TheZaperking Před 2 lety +326

    Zanny, here's a suggestion:
    "Necromunda: Hired Gun"
    It's from last year. Unfortunately, ai haven't played it myself, but it looks cool. You have a dog and everything

    • @georgestoebig105
      @georgestoebig105 Před 2 lety +15

      I have it, and while it’s a bit buggy sometimes it’s a fun doom style shooter to pass time.

    • @ddrozdov01
      @ddrozdov01 Před 2 lety +3

      necromunda hired gun - love this game !

    • @johnsaints969
      @johnsaints969 Před 2 lety +6

      Its from the same devs of Space Hulk: Deathwing and... a niche game called E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy.
      Necromunda: Hired Gun is a fun euro janky game, its really worth a play.

    • @johnwiggington9830
      @johnwiggington9830 Před 2 lety +4

      Hired Gun is a watered down weak ass FPS trying to be something it isn't. One of many examples where the IP swung and missed. Space Marine was THE 40K game for years. SO STOKED for the sequel.

    • @Luisneospied
      @Luisneospied Před 2 lety +2

      @@johnwiggington9830 Captain buzzkill is here

  • @AB-ir7xu
    @AB-ir7xu Před 2 lety +2

    bat man be like. your armor is week to vengeance

  • @Voidling_System
    @Voidling_System Před 10 měsíci

    "NO way is that how the final boss goes"
    LIterally minutes after begging for a checkpoint after waves and waves of enemies.
    Bosses can be hoards too. My tiny bosses need their love too.

  • @MightiiNinja
    @MightiiNinja Před 2 lety +243

    “You want to talk to your gods? I will send you to them” is such a badass line, no cap!

    • @punish01
      @punish01 Před 2 lety +4

      He missed even better quote from Titus just before the final boss battle
      Chaos Marine: Death to loyalists!
      Titus: Your brothers have said the same thing, they lie dead behind me

    • @MightiiNinja
      @MightiiNinja Před 2 lety +2

      @@punish01 that’s metal AF, I’ve never played WH40K but I love the lore and the memes!

  • @MatthewShep
    @MatthewShep Před 2 lety +100

    "Thank the machine-god"
    "What does Steven Hawking have to do with all this?"
    Zanny did it again, i have to clean up after myself BECAUSE SPITTING MY DRINK ALL OVER THE ROOM

    • @davidmadureira45
      @davidmadureira45 Před 2 lety +1

      well when you think about it the Emperor is basically just demi god hawking now

  • @enoch1524
    @enoch1524 Před 2 lety +1

    Never played or read any Warhammer but always interested. Found this hilarious video and I have to go play some Space Marine. Absolutely epic!! Keep up the great videos!

  • @prettycringe8836
    @prettycringe8836 Před rokem +1

    Let's begin at the beginning of time is an actual good place to start

  • @anangryninja2824
    @anangryninja2824 Před 2 lety +67

    Honestly I'm proud of Zanny for a relatively short recap. As any 40k fan knows, whenever you try to explain anything from 40k to someone who's not familiar with the universe it's impossible to not go on 30 different tangents.

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33

    Mechanicus is pretty good, also the Vermintide games are good (although they take place in the fantasy warhammer).
    There's also Necromunda Hired gun you might enjoy

    • @HellbirdIV
      @HellbirdIV Před 2 lety +40

      Vermintide 2 is genuinely pretty fuckin' terrific. As a 4-player coop game it does also have a lot of potential for a channel like Zanny's where playing with his friends adds 100% more funny per teammate.

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 Před 2 lety +2

      Even in death I serve the Omnisiah

    • @MummeringManiac
      @MummeringManiac Před 2 lety +2

      SIGMAR!

    • @squishykotetsu
      @squishykotetsu Před 2 lety +7

      And Darktide is supposed to drop soon-ish, right? That's basically 40k Vermintide

    • @Hkt1kTurnie
      @Hkt1kTurnie Před 2 lety

      @@squishykotetsu Yuup

  • @antonjonsson9271
    @antonjonsson9271 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Forgetting puppy break=war crimes on my heart

  • @charluu1929
    @charluu1929 Před rokem +1

    Yo the warp aint evil. Chaos said "hippity hoppity a big chunk of your place is now my property" to the warp.

  • @metallibasscovers
    @metallibasscovers Před 2 lety +220

    Nice to see that zanny came back to this game just to play it when a sequel is coming out.

    • @Sebastianator01
      @Sebastianator01 Před 2 lety +2

      It’s like someone playing battlefield 1 cuz 2042 came out

  • @PhileasLiebmann
    @PhileasLiebmann Před 2 lety +103

    "You know how when you were a kid and you'd do some kind of war with your toys? That's what RTS games are."
    No, Zanny, that's literally what Warhammer is. It's a bunch of grown ass adults playing war with our overpriced plastic toys.

    • @mrgabest
      @mrgabest Před 2 lety +5

      And as when we were kids, most of our time is spent arguing about whose toys would win, not actually playing.

    • @user-pj1ec5om5g
      @user-pj1ec5om5g Před 2 lety +10

      @@mrgabest so like the Warhammer subreddit?

    • @toponimo5832
      @toponimo5832 Před 2 lety +1

      @@user-pj1ec5om5g and the Warhammer creators

  • @Starkiller4724
    @Starkiller4724 Před měsícem

    "Back in the dawn of time-" That is basically where you start with Warhammer lore.

  • @witzman9981
    @witzman9981 Před 2 lety +79

    Me, seeing the first video: Hmm, seems like a cool franchise, I should get into that some time
    Me, seeing this video: YEEES, FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @manuellefraire1118
    @manuellefraire1118 Před 2 lety +69

    it would be hilarious if you did an abridged version of the entire warhammer lore lol

    • @a_chillbacon
      @a_chillbacon Před 2 lety +2

      If he did it would be like 5 hours long bc of the amount of lore there is in warhammer

  • @-WarCriminal-22
    @-WarCriminal-22 Před 2 lety +2

    0:58 well it's kinda Evil but more like Chaotic. That's why it's called Chaos Undivided and shit

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 Před 2 lety

      10:20 nah he's going to come back because he's a demon prince now. Those ones can't truly die, they respawn in Warp

  • @mindripperful
    @mindripperful Před 2 lety +5

    6:10 LMFAO!!!

  • @makapaka_madafaka_
    @makapaka_madafaka_ Před 2 lety +110

    The",back in the dawn of time" bit is not even an exagerration. Welcome to 40k. Also ork boyz are mushrooms.

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 Před 2 lety +6

      After experiencing fnaf, league and star wars lore
      I think I might combust if I start reading/watching 40k lore
      Hell I made something that is also complicated, *A FUCKING MULTIVERSE! I AM GONNA ACTUALLY DIE*
      But anyway, it's just my problem

    • @alphanoodle1877
      @alphanoodle1877 Před 2 lety +7

      @@hetecks1385 if you cant handle star wars
      oh boy you are gunna fucking die if warhammer seeps into your brain

  • @furki7589
    @furki7589 Před 2 lety +12

    „Can you give me a short lore recap of 40k?“
    Me: 1:20

  • @Komikazie
    @Komikazie Před 2 lety

    I just found your videos in the last few months and every one of them has slapped so far.

  • @kiwi4493
    @kiwi4493 Před 2 lety +6

    amogus timestamp: 5:08

  • @donovanjoseph737
    @donovanjoseph737 Před 2 lety +37

    Whoever commissioned Jeff Steitzer is a living legend. Thank you, Mr.Mcdank

  • @Luissv72
    @Luissv72 Před 2 lety +123

    "The only RTS I know with support is Starcraft 2"
    Age of Empires: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @jamespaguip5913
      @jamespaguip5913 Před 2 lety +1

      Their is a lot of indie developers making new RTS games like iron harvest and immortal gates of pyre

    • @blam320
      @blam320 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jamespaguip5913 Northgard is my current favorite Indie RTS title.

    • @timon6759
      @timon6759 Před rokem +1

      Company of Heros anyone?

    • @Luissv72
      @Luissv72 Před rokem +1

      @@timon6759 TRU. Love Company!

  • @mancamiatipoola
    @mancamiatipoola Před 2 lety

    Dude, i laughed so hard at everything, but especially at the voice morph parts.
    Thanks for making me laugh Zanny! You are a light in the darkness.

  • @natecondy4125
    @natecondy4125 Před 2 lety +2

    3:30 makes me rage very much because we lost a brother

  • @eddthehead123
    @eddthehead123 Před 2 lety +110

    "There is this little thing before the fight"
    That line made me sad.

  • @bobthebuilder4345
    @bobthebuilder4345 Před 2 lety +197

    Turns out zanny was right all along when he called the chaos lord a daemon prince
    The lore nerds are shaking with rage.

    • @unbekannteslp7687
      @unbekannteslp7687 Před 2 lety +2

      Didn't he say primarch tho? Cause they are somthing completely different again

    • @bobthebuilder4345
      @bobthebuilder4345 Před 2 lety +6

      @@unbekannteslp7687 he said "Its a primarch! Well, its a demon prince now but..."
      so i guess we're both right

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Před 2 lety +20

      Nemeroth wasn't a Demon Prince or a Primarch, and he never became either of them, Zanny was wrong, and it's okay

    • @bobthebuilder4345
      @bobthebuilder4345 Před 2 lety

      @@steelbear2063 fair

    • @sebbepvp1207
      @sebbepvp1207 Před 2 lety +2

      @@steelbear2063 bro yall are so dramatic

  • @duletrajanoski1334
    @duletrajanoski1334 Před 2 lety +4

    Damn, you made my day, can't stop laughing... "Attend to these nuts!"

  • @TheDirtyBum900
    @TheDirtyBum900 Před 2 lety

    Your crimes of forgetting the puppy break is akin to the highest of heresy, may the God emperor have mercy on you for I shall not

  • @mbibe
    @mbibe Před 2 lety +9

    6:39 this is pretty much all of us who fell asleep watching youtube with autoplay enabled

  • @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam

    “I NEED HEALTH!”
    Stay calm, Initiate. You are surrounded by health packs on legs.

  • @JustAnotherMike_
    @JustAnotherMike_ Před rokem +1

    11:40
    Yeah, that's weird that there are so many of those tactics games compared to other genres...
    It's almost enough to make you think this series got its start and is still primarily a table-top turn-based war game or something like that lmao

  • @axetheviking6482
    @axetheviking6482 Před 2 lety +76

    Hey Zanman, I'm the one who comissioned the Jeff Steitzer video! I don't know if you understood this, but the point was mostly for you to use those medal callouts in your videos. Happy that you appreciate it nonetheless! Much love!

  • @auspice7366
    @auspice7366 Před 2 lety +28

    The real title of the video should be: Zanny plays a more complicated Doom again

  • @bc6189
    @bc6189 Před 2 lety +2

    Thanks for giving me memories of Halo Reach 😢 I miss Emil and his “ I’m ready how about you”

  • @HalfSizedMonkey
    @HalfSizedMonkey Před 26 dny

    Hey Zanny, not sure if you'll see this but a 40k youtuber has started getting his community to play Space Marine multiplayer every Saturday evening. We've been able to get full lobbies and the multiplayer still holds up. If you're interested, we should be on around 9:30 GMT every Saturday up until the release of Space Marine 2.

  • @AurelionSass
    @AurelionSass Před 2 lety +112

    Oh my God-Emperor, he came back this game. THIS IS GETTING ME HARDER THAN TERMINATOR ARMOR!!!

  • @void3765
    @void3765 Před 2 lety +15

    Imagine getting absolute murdered and your murderer says in a deep voice “peepeepoopoo” how would you feel?

  • @corinsalisbury5597
    @corinsalisbury5597 Před 2 lety +3

    Watching you try and comprehend warhammer lore is honestly sending me to the warp

  • @krullachief669
    @krullachief669 Před 2 lety +1

    2:18 Common mistake. The Machine-God is actually Quantum Supercomputer on legs John Carmack.

  • @cedricbordeleau3841
    @cedricbordeleau3841 Před 2 lety +84

    When you were browsing the store for warhammer games, deathwing came to my mind immediately. I’d really like to see you play it

    • @the_cr1m50n
      @the_cr1m50n Před 2 lety +2

      Same. Deathwing is one of my favourites and I would absolutely love to watch him play it!

  • @jonasreif1428
    @jonasreif1428 Před 2 lety +15

    Space Hulk Deathwing would be something you'd enjoy I believe

    • @TheStonewall117
      @TheStonewall117 Před 2 lety +1

      Have you seen Russian Badgers video on it, brother?

    • @jonasreif1428
      @jonasreif1428 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheStonewall117 Of course brother! That video is what made me start a Deathwing army

    • @PapaRunebeard
      @PapaRunebeard Před 2 lety

      get the flamer brother

    • @TheStonewall117
      @TheStonewall117 Před 2 lety

      @@PapaRunebeard *The HEAVY FLAMER brother*