How to grill the perfect steak (in Paper Mario: Color Splash)

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  • čas přidán 4. 10. 2016
  • Step 1: Tenderize with a hammer.
    Step 2: Season with salt and pepper.
    Step 3: Grill evenly
    Step 4: Add lemon juice
    Step 5: Put a fork in it, it's done!
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    Review: www.whattheycallgames.com/2016...
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Komentáře • 2,8K

  • @kalebpalmer217
    @kalebpalmer217 Před 4 lety +2995

    The steak was fighting mario

  • @Mkozi-
    @Mkozi- Před 4 lety +2812

    I tried this irl. It worked ok until the steak fought back

  • @steam9140
    @steam9140 Před 4 lety +4468

    My favorite Nintendo character S T E A K

    • @Assassin_Bear
      @Assassin_Bear Před 4 lety +19

      STEAM geez an hour ago?

    • @madi357
      @madi357 Před 4 lety +9

      Wow pinned...

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 Před 4 lety +4

      😆

    • @jj2059
      @jj2059 Před 4 lety +30

      Steak for smash

    • @L1nkn1vy
      @L1nkn1vy Před 4 lety +11

      Steak In Smash announcement: Steak SIZZLES onto the field!

  • @fishbiscuit8266
    @fishbiscuit8266 Před 4 lety +726

    I like how Mario looks around while viewing his cards like:
    Are we really doing this?

    • @fishbiscuit8266
      @fishbiscuit8266 Před 4 lety +13

      Choboy 46 it is most likely Larry, but I can’t explain that

    • @DazaiOsammu
      @DazaiOsammu Před 10 měsíci +4

      Yeah ikr I love that detail

  • @JMESIX
    @JMESIX Před 7 lety +1712

    Gordon Ramsay: That steak is so fucking RAW its DANCING!!!!

    • @walletherobot4424
      @walletherobot4424 Před 6 lety +127

      Martin Mesidor Gordon Ramsay: this steak is so fucking raw
      It's still in the camp eating grass

    • @bjkaye9918
      @bjkaye9918 Před 6 lety +27

      I'm laughing at both of these comments

    • @Its_Lui
      @Its_Lui Před 5 lety +8

      He forgot to put some seasoning to the steak

    • @Prince_Eva_Huepow
      @Prince_Eva_Huepow Před 2 lety +5

      Gordon Ramsey: This steak is practically made of holy, it's so frickin' tasty. My whole mouth tastes like a masterpiece!

    • @ThatOneGuy-dc2xe
      @ThatOneGuy-dc2xe Před 3 měsíci +1

      officially the 1,000th like!

  • @zortlungac3846
    @zortlungac3846 Před 4 lety +3328

    Dislikers are dads who thought it was a irl tutorial

    • @Victor-mi2py
      @Victor-mi2py Před 4 lety +104

      or color splash haters

    • @llukeamon
      @llukeamon Před 4 lety +93

      I mean the video not wrong, it still shows you how to cook a steak

    • @sillyfigure9247
      @sillyfigure9247 Před 4 lety +44

      I’m literally a teenager who thought this was a tutorial

    • @tremor230
      @tremor230 Před 4 lety +15

      @@sillyfigure9247 me too 😭😭😭
      I thought: "Funny way to teach how to Cook the perfect steak "
      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @sakam0t071
      @sakam0t071 Před 4 lety +5

      tremor230 I fucking hate you

  • @C_The_Guy
    @C_The_Guy Před 4 lety +554

    Cooking Mama: "atleast my job is safe"
    Mario:

    • @NanamoriYT
      @NanamoriYT Před 4 lety +10

      _NICE_
      Oh yeah if someone ruins it the joke was I got it to 69 likes

    • @ryanhernandez1877
      @ryanhernandez1877 Před 4 lety +11

      _NICE_
      (Oh yeah before anybody ruins it the joke is that so many people are losing their jobs right now it extends to video game chefs)

    • @KrystalzSaph
      @KrystalzSaph Před 4 lety +11

      Mario: hold my salt, grill and lemon

  • @silvervens
    @silvervens Před 4 lety +290

    0:34 tednerizing
    1:16 Seasoning
    1:38 Cooking (IN direct heat)
    1:57 Lemon coating

    • @christopheracosta2043
      @christopheracosta2043 Před rokem +24

      I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good Worcestershire sauce, add lemon juice, slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.

    • @DazaiOsammu
      @DazaiOsammu Před 10 měsíci +6

      I tried it it ending up being the best steak I've ever eaten

    • @DazaiOsammu
      @DazaiOsammu Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@christopheracosta2043same

    • @Noodle-oodle
      @Noodle-oodle Před 9 dny +1

      So THATS why you hit it with hammers. It makes so much sense now!

    • @peteandaprilbrandy2819
      @peteandaprilbrandy2819 Před 6 dny +1

      @@christopheracosta2043what sauce? I can’t pronounce that stuff lmao

  • @The_Boctor
    @The_Boctor Před 2 lety +162

    why is one of the most memorable songs in the game the boss theme for a steak

    • @Mar-zw3eu
      @Mar-zw3eu Před 10 dny +12

      Its the theme for mid bosses in general

  • @stanley5429
    @stanley5429 Před 5 lety +1646

    Mario You are a odd fellow but i must say: You steak a good ham

    • @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
      @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv Před 5 lety +55

      Antonio Marcos Barbosa AURORA BOREALES

    • @uhhhCheese
      @uhhhCheese Před 5 lety +10

      Hey it's me again

    • @stanley5429
      @stanley5429 Před 5 lety +4

      @@uhhhCheese umm Who are You?

    • @stanley5429
      @stanley5429 Před 5 lety +4

      @@uhhhCheese wait arent You the Lucas from a certain Someone Memories?

    • @uhhhCheese
      @uhhhCheese Před 5 lety +2

      @@stanley5429 Lodac77 videos

  • @6SamChat9
    @6SamChat9 Před 4 lety +518

    Perfectly cooked steak confirmed for Smash Brothers

  • @gappy3664
    @gappy3664 Před 4 lety +169

    Fun Fact: They took pictures of actual steaks and cooked them

  • @screemumsm9991
    @screemumsm9991 Před 5 lety +2654

    Friend: Hey, I want to get that new Paper Mario game. How do you play?
    Me:

    • @meggy8875
      @meggy8875 Před 5 lety +12

      ETHAN PAUL why are you here then?

    • @lina24639
      @lina24639 Před 5 lety +15

      The newest Paper Mario Game is Paper Mario we gave up

    • @htxgoth1393
      @htxgoth1393 Před 5 lety +2

      Yoshi Koopa Y tho

    • @jeremyknight9980
      @jeremyknight9980 Před 5 lety +11

      @@htxgoth1393 Because people are still mad that for 10 years they didn't get a game like the first 2. Out of the 3 games that don't play like 64 and TTYD Super and Color Splash were pretty good despite their issues.

    • @jeremyknight9980
      @jeremyknight9980 Před 5 lety +1

      @@lina24639 More like Paper Mario: we claim to give up but we still go back to it.

  • @GaminRage
    @GaminRage Před 7 lety +1058

    That was a really detailed piece of steak there.

    • @cannon9009
      @cannon9009 Před 7 lety +130

      Every 3D Thing in the game is extremely detailed.

    • @VGAfanatic
      @VGAfanatic Před 7 lety +115

      The in-game Manual actually contains a behind the scenes story of how they came up with the idea for the Steak, and that they took a photo for reference to make the model from.

    • @xnetdylan7649
      @xnetdylan7649 Před 7 lety +4

      GaminRage gg

    • @xnetdylan7649
      @xnetdylan7649 Před 7 lety +1

      gg

    • @chuyrenteria6252
      @chuyrenteria6252 Před 6 lety +21

      Yeah, everytime I see that steak, it makes me hungry af.

  • @OriginKirby
    @OriginKirby Před 4 lety +1074

    Grandma: “The steak is just a little well done.”
    The steak: 1:45

  • @Aceofthefire
    @Aceofthefire Před 4 lety +184

    Why am I just imagining Gordon Ramsay critiquing this person on their steak...
    In Paper Mario Color Splash

  • @RDM606
    @RDM606 Před 4 lety +734

    CZcams recommended me this 3 years later for some reason

  • @WGoodall
    @WGoodall Před 5 lety +268

    Description:
    Step 3- *Grill evenly*
    *Video:*
    1:46

    • @Pudding_6145
      @Pudding_6145 Před 4 lety +19

      That's how it looks when I try to make a cake

  • @dancingmariobros7434
    @dancingmariobros7434 Před 4 lety +53

    Huh, never knew the day would come when I see Mario fighting a giant steak. I really gotta get Color Splash

  • @akaza4938
    @akaza4938 Před 4 lety +95

    That steak needs more character development.

  • @VGAfanatic
    @VGAfanatic Před 7 lety +490

    I like that he basically gave a Yelp review of the restaurant.

    • @kelloggs5782
      @kelloggs5782 Před 7 lety

      Jacob Tucker lol

    • @kirbkirbington
      @kirbkirbington Před 6 lety

      Diego ewe ewwww disgusting

    • @psychopianist630
      @psychopianist630 Před 6 lety +1

      Adam is awesome art What do you think the "ewe" in his name meant?

    • @Cabalex
      @Cabalex Před 6 lety +1

      ⭐️✖️✖️✖️✖️
      great food

  • @shyguykid8709
    @shyguykid8709 Před 7 lety +437

    remember that tums commercial where giant food is beating up the person

  • @LeapyLad
    @LeapyLad Před 4 lety +146

    Instructions unclear: my steak tastes like paint

    • @carissaallende3868
      @carissaallende3868 Před 4 lety +4

      Is that a dennis the menace reference?!

    • @yourlocalnoob9729
      @yourlocalnoob9729 Před 4 lety +4

      Does the steak still taste good??

    • @DE23
      @DE23 Před 3 lety

      How do you know what paint tastes like?

    • @LeapyLad
      @LeapyLad Před 3 lety

      @@DE23 I just ate the steak covered in paint

  • @MsShowtime
    @MsShowtime Před 10 dny +19

    Anybody else got this recommend to them 7 years later?

  • @mr_pants278
    @mr_pants278 Před 6 lety +172

    Can we just appreciate not only that this is a thing in the game, not only that this is probably one of the most genuinely sort of creepy and weirdly out-of-place events you could think of even as far as secret bosses go in RPGs, but also how good that steak actually looks?

    • @christopheracosta2043
      @christopheracosta2043 Před rokem +20

      I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good sauce that slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.

    • @DazaiOsammu
      @DazaiOsammu Před 10 měsíci

      True

    • @DonutTPOTer
      @DonutTPOTer Před 6 měsíci +3

      Nah this was tedious

  • @PKPrometheus
    @PKPrometheus Před 7 lety +1581

    Instructions not clear, has cooked Wii U

    • @AltariaLuvr55
      @AltariaLuvr55 Před 7 lety +80

      My gamepad got covered in salt and pepper, then drowned in lemon juice.

    • @francis_gif
      @francis_gif Před 7 lety +35

      Splooshy The Inkling スプローシェ that didn't happen to me
      I GOT SQURITED WITH LEMON AND SPRINKLED WITH SALT!

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Před 7 lety +17

      Yeah, once in battle, I somehow was sprinkled with salt and pepper, then I was in a sea of lemon juice!

    • @thatoneguywhohappenstowast7476
      @thatoneguywhohappenstowast7476 Před 6 lety +1

      Luke Wisniewski I

    • @francis_gif
      @francis_gif Před 6 lety +15

      These comments are so SALTY

  • @thease2096
    @thease2096 Před 4 lety +317

    Here is your
    *S T E A N K*
    with
    *NO VEGETAL*
    as you ordered
    *S I R*

  • @insupported
    @insupported Před 2 lety +18

    Can we just appreciate how good that steak looks though

    • @christopheracosta2043
      @christopheracosta2043 Před rokem

      I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good sauce, add lemon juice, slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.

  • @burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154

    first mario game where we can beat the meat.
    but real talk: weirdest idea but fucking amazing idea for a boss.

    • @islandko2402
      @islandko2402 Před 7 lety +34

      What's next the next boss is a child drawing.

    • @idiotontheinternet8113
      @idiotontheinternet8113 Před 6 lety +8

      because of its Theme it is a Mini-Boss As it is Used on some Other enemys

    • @anthonybear45
      @anthonybear45 Před 6 lety +1

      Daniel Scharn yes😂

    • @carpydiem
      @carpydiem Před 6 lety +6

      You also get to squeeze a bone! You know, for science.

    • @alexsal9798
      @alexsal9798 Před 6 lety

      Daniel Scharn and in odyssey we possess the meat

  • @MegamanNG
    @MegamanNG Před 7 lety +1553

    This is the most annoying thing I've ever done. I'm serious. It took me four tries but on the fourth try, I at least did it perfectly.
    That and it's like being in Hell's Kitchen and whoever's in the VIP is Gordon Ramsay and him yelling at you and saying, "This steak is RAW!"

    • @Linkums
      @Linkums  Před 7 lety +68

      I was more annoyed by Sniffit or Whiffit personally, but my memory is poop. I had to take a video with my phone.

    • @MegamanNG
      @MegamanNG Před 7 lety +35

      I had to take photos to figure it out so I can relate. Trust me. And having to spend 1000 coins on cards that ARE NEEDED to win it perfectly is a pain.

    • @gamemaster-ew4ko
      @gamemaster-ew4ko Před 6 lety +3

      snifiit or whifiit is easy

    • @SodiumNuke
      @SodiumNuke Před 6 lety +2

      Use a hammer to calm it down

    • @NovaStorm93
      @NovaStorm93 Před 6 lety +21

      *Wheres the lamb sauce?*

  • @Grakalor
    @Grakalor Před 4 lety +57

    Damn this steak was so popular he returned in odyssey

    • @Camilo_D2005
      @Camilo_D2005 Před 4 lety

      What?

    • @ayo.2022
      @ayo.2022 Před 4 lety +16

      @@Camilo_D2005 he was making a joke about that random slab of meat in the luncheon kingdom

    • @Camilo_D2005
      @Camilo_D2005 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ayo.2022 Ahh, tysm

    • @mlpluss9939
      @mlpluss9939 Před 3 lety +2

      the steak came back in TOK as a cameo

    • @DE23
      @DE23 Před 3 lety

      @@mlpluss9939 Where?

  • @takuzou0237
    @takuzou0237 Před 4 lety +24

    や き に く を き わ め た お と こ

  • @SB2749
    @SB2749 Před 7 lety +524

    SaltXPepper is the best ship.

  • @osokid9751
    @osokid9751 Před 7 lety +1568

    lol Mario beating the meat

  • @yaboihuey5298
    @yaboihuey5298 Před 3 lety +18

    The graphics in this game are so good I thought the thumbnail was a piece of paper with paper Mario on it and an actual grill with actual steak on it

  • @acejoybro
    @acejoybro Před 4 lety +65

    0:38 Rare footage of Mario after No Nut November (Circa 2004, colorized)

  • @mylife2444
    @mylife2444 Před 5 lety +30

    My dad never said cooking on a grill was easy, I believe him now

  • @3dseventhepvzbattlecatsfan171

    I'm dead of laugher...
    Really, Mario is fighting with a STEAK for dinner...

  • @WilliamAbelXIII
    @WilliamAbelXIII Před 2 lety +7

    1:37 "...and then we cook our steak at 900 degrees for 3 seconds..."

  • @cy1763
    @cy1763 Před 4 lety +181

    Literally no one:
    CZcams: yeah let’s recommend this to people in 2020

    • @Linkums
      @Linkums  Před 4 lety +29

      CZcamsr: *laughs in ad revenue*

    • @epicsmg3740
      @epicsmg3740 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Linkums Make money by cooking up a steak in Paper Mario, that's amazing.

    • @callmezeldaonemoartime
      @callmezeldaonemoartime Před 4 lety +1

      Linkums (WhatTheyCallGames) you made a good steak, take it

    • @christopherwallace7903
      @christopherwallace7903 Před 4 lety

      Connor Young Perhaps because of the new PM game coming out soon

    • @ayo.2022
      @ayo.2022 Před 4 lety

      The sad thing is, I watched this video so many times back in 2016, yet YT seems to forget

  • @gabekeefer4945
    @gabekeefer4945 Před 5 lety +18

    1:50 the meat is trying its best to do a tap dance

  • @equinoxonroblox
    @equinoxonroblox Před 7 lety +803

    a stake?

  • @anoneemous_ly
    @anoneemous_ly Před 4 lety +16

    I'm no cooking expert but that seems like an aggressive amount of salt and pepper
    Edit: Nvm thats an aggressive amount of everything

  • @EchoesOfExplanation
    @EchoesOfExplanation Před 4 lety +4

    Nobody gonna talk about how he put an entire lemon's worth of juice on a single steak?

  • @JetFalcon710
    @JetFalcon710 Před 7 lety +127

    In America: You beat steak
    on Prism Island: Steak beats you

  • @tomatosauce3036
    @tomatosauce3036 Před 4 lety +8

    Everybody gangsta till steak starts dancing (2:16)

  • @thechargedfoxie456yt2
    @thechargedfoxie456yt2 Před 4 lety +2

    This is totally how I cook my steaks
    Dad: when's the barbeque gonna be ready?
    Me: one second dad
    *aggressively suplexes stake*

  • @ThugHuntersOfficial
    @ThugHuntersOfficial Před 4 lety +18

    ok recommended, this is a lit mlg danganronpa excecution.

  • @playerbrickplanet2942
    @playerbrickplanet2942 Před 7 lety +81

    1:45
    What the hell? My grill never does that. (IRL)

    • @hikoisamu8194
      @hikoisamu8194 Před 7 lety

      Purplex YT Same

    • @francis_gif
      @francis_gif Před 7 lety +3

      Purplex - BLOX City but the steak got cooked!

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Před 7 lety +2

      Mine doesnt either
      but that would be cool

    • @savawhatever3092
      @savawhatever3092 Před 7 lety +6

      this is paper mario, there are no logic

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz Před 7 lety +9

      Your grill isn't made of paper?
      That's the problem.

  • @youTENsills
    @youTENsills Před 7 lety +78

    The only aspect I didn't want carried over from Sticker Star was the lack of foreknowledge regarding what sticker, or card in this case, was needed to defeat a boss, or a steak. Yeah, you can talk to the toad in the trash can for hints, but it's still frustrating to ask the player to leave a boss fight, go all the way back into town to get what they need, and then go all the way back to the fight. The humor and visuals atone for most of this in Color Splash, but it still irks me every now and again.

    • @numberonebuzzfan4964
      @numberonebuzzfan4964 Před 7 lety +20

      You didn't really need to talk to the Wringer and the toad in the trash can, all you had to do is talk to the purple toad in the restaurant, and he'll sell all the ingredients.
      Also, the toads in the restaurant give you hints.

    • @ilovepokemonize1
      @ilovepokemonize1 Před 7 lety +4

      youTENsills Honestly if you knew all the items existed and well, how to prepare meat, it just takes a bit of creative thinking.

    • @scotsoulgem
      @scotsoulgem Před 7 lety +6

      Not to mention, you don't game over if you lose, and if you just reload your save, you don't even lose coins from having to buy all the things again if you screw up

    • @thefiercedeity9058
      @thefiercedeity9058 Před 6 lety +3

      Eh I think it’s nice to lose every once in a while and learn from your mistakes and or get help

    • @Nintendotron64
      @Nintendotron64 Před 5 lety

      @@ilovepokemonize1 Also, the Toads will give you hints if you're stuck.

  • @eternallyanti
    @eternallyanti Před 4 lety +7

    ahh yes, one of the most emotional and thrilling Mario battles throughout history
    Paper Mario vs 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗸

  • @Scragui
    @Scragui Před 19 dny +2

    There is a secret dialogue if you hammer it a lot then larry will say this looks more like steak soup

  • @JoshRioTeixeira
    @JoshRioTeixeira Před 7 lety +281

    How do you export the steak to real life?

    • @Linkums
      @Linkums  Před 7 lety +97

      You'll need the Game Boy Printer and a few adapters. ;D

    • @objectbrawl1690
      @objectbrawl1690 Před 7 lety +1

      The best

    • @papyrussemi2848
      @papyrussemi2848 Před 7 lety +3

      Linkums (WhatTheyCallGames) Funny. My comment is gone. Again, You need a Wii MIDO adapter and an Arduinoboy.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 Před 6 lety +2

      ...or you can get your lazy ass to a cooking website, then go to a grocery store, and make your own damn steak, Josh Teixeira!

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch Před 5 lety

      Josh Teixeira It’s easy to do, all I need is your *_kidney_*

  • @bobrichardson9525
    @bobrichardson9525 Před 7 lety +84

    "Is this steak fresh?" - Gordon Ramsay
    *Shakes head* 'It is alive' - Mario
    "Fuck me" - Gordon Ramsay

  • @6SamChat9
    @6SamChat9 Před 4 lety +6

    This is by far one of the weirdest fights I ever seen
    My new favourite Nintendo character a piece of steak

  • @WilliamAbelXIII
    @WilliamAbelXIII Před 2 lety +3

    Also, petition to bring back Steak as an Origami King DLC Boss.

  • @green-greentheplushyoutube431

    *The cooked steak looks like it's dancing

    • @muhdimran5869
      @muhdimran5869 Před 7 lety +17

      Cristmas Sans The Skeleton The cooked steak plays Just Dance

    • @faragaroruga3229
      @faragaroruga3229 Před 7 lety +11

      Cristmas Sans The Skeleton Uneeded Undertale reference is uneeded.

    • @roadkillradio3753
      @roadkillradio3753 Před 6 lety +5

      Yep. Nintendo just went with all the funny jokes for this ^^
      -Beating meat
      -Shaking bacon
      -insert further outdated jokes here

    • @rubyacolyte1069
      @rubyacolyte1069 Před 6 lety

      Wow just dance

    • @SonplaysMinEcraft
      @SonplaysMinEcraft Před 6 lety +4

      Supersteak Saga

  • @ivoryvt
    @ivoryvt Před 5 lety +6

    0:09 - Don't jump on it, Mario! We don't wanna serve Tangerino Grill Foot Steak!

  • @mitchinatr7093
    @mitchinatr7093 Před 4 lety +60

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Recommended: watch this dude fight a steak.

    • @crispsi2078
      @crispsi2078 Před 4 lety +2

      You know, youtube knows what to recomend.

    • @fipoql
      @fipoql Před 4 lety +1

      That happened to me too señor

  • @gabrielwoj
    @gabrielwoj Před 2 lety +3

    I didn't knew Paper Mario: Color Splash had a reference to the Paper Mario community (the salt shaker).

  • @infernex1767
    @infernex1767 Před 5 lety +7

    Steak: sïłëñçë łïbëràł

  • @HulluHapua
    @HulluHapua Před 4 lety +394

    Girls In Puberty: I Hate PE It's Making Me To Change Clothes Daily
    Boys In Puberty: 0:34

  • @MasterMario
    @MasterMario Před 4 lety +2

    If we get a secret final boss in Origami King, there’s no doubt steak will be it

  • @CaptainStage
    @CaptainStage Před 9 dny +2

    It's a good thing you added those parentheses I was about to throw my steak directly into a fire irl

  • @shyguykid8709
    @shyguykid8709 Před 7 lety +30

    Mario has some heartburn problems
    Tum tum tum tum!!!!

  • @CCMaria.Icemgic
    @CCMaria.Icemgic Před 4 lety +42

    この肉、妙にリアルだから美味しそう

  • @TheAutisticCapricorn811
    @TheAutisticCapricorn811 Před 3 lety +3

    My most favorite Paper Mario game ever!

  • @Rutawind
    @Rutawind Před 4 lety +6

    Imagine getting slapped by a giant sentient steak.

  • @bluboop4620
    @bluboop4620 Před 6 lety +39

    Cooking in Breath of the Wild < *Cooking in Paper Mario: Color Splash*

  • @shadowshark9653
    @shadowshark9653 Před 7 lety +53

    Larry just happened to have an orange mini paint star on him?

  • @TrueUmbreon1
    @TrueUmbreon1 Před 4 lety +14

    This steak is said to be medium rare to find
    That’s was a bad pun I’m sorry Q-Q

  • @kaulianpower
    @kaulianpower Před 5 měsíci +7

    I'm kinda proud that I deducted what I had to do without looking it up on internet, this is not some hard puzzle by any means but I was like 11 years old and not very smart even for an 11 years old.

  • @kazmontgomery1160
    @kazmontgomery1160 Před 5 lety +4

    1:22 this has been: *TERRIZING A STEAK WITH THE QUEEN AND KING*

  • @sufferingfr
    @sufferingfr Před 4 lety +83

    So...
    Is this the final boss of Paper Mario Color Splash?
    I'm impressed

    • @dubstep298_tetradct
      @dubstep298_tetradct Před 4 lety +5

      No, it's just a very minor miniboss. Black Bowser is the final boss.
      I dont care, r/wooosh me all you want.

    • @lucashotchkiss2627
      @lucashotchkiss2627 Před 4 lety +4

      Don’t listen to him, it is

    • @debasishsutradhar2130
      @debasishsutradhar2130 Před 4 lety +4

      @@dubstep298_tetradct okay then
      R/woosh

    • @dubstep298_tetradct
      @dubstep298_tetradct Před 4 lety +1

      @@lucashotchkiss2627 I'VE BEEN PLAYING PAPER MARIO COLOR SPLASH FOR SO LONG NOW. DO NOT THINK I AM UNWISE.
      (again, I don't care about the r/woooshes.)

    • @lucashotchkiss2627
      @lucashotchkiss2627 Před 4 lety +3

      Dubstep 298 shit dude idk what game you’re playing but this is 💯 % the final boss

  • @Ben729Gaming
    @Ben729Gaming Před rokem +3

    If you don’t have the Charcoal Grill, you can also use 2 excellent Big Fire Flowers to grill the steak.

  • @reythesomeone
    @reythesomeone Před 11 dny +3

    I thought origami king had weird bosses with staplers tape and scissors yet color splash had STEAK

  • @BHC7966
    @BHC7966 Před 4 lety +12

    And welcome to another episode of:
    "Why the hell is this in my recommended?"

  • @bucket8703
    @bucket8703 Před 5 lety +6

    *sees grill
    Me: okay looks normal enough
    *hell comes flying out from the inside
    Me: okay what in the actual f

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 Před 4 lety +1

      Me after BNHA: WHO LET ENDEAVOR GRILL?!

  • @l0f1_problems65
    @l0f1_problems65 Před 4 lety +9

    1:15 first everything its good and sweet... until....
    *_*S A L T & P E P P E R G E T S T R I G G E R E D*_*

  • @eddyzow
    @eddyzow Před 4 lety +6

    I guess CZcams just wants me to watch a piece of paper fight a steak

  • @mikeskip2384
    @mikeskip2384 Před 6 lety +9

    Step 1. make it stand on the shorter end
    Step 2. hit it with a large and a small wooden hammer
    Step 3. The steak will now proceed to slap you. this is normal
    Step 4. Watch salt and pepper make love then season it with them
    Step 5. take the steak to the oven and turn the heat to FREAKING FIRE MAN
    Step 6. no need to flip, all sides will be done.
    Step 7. watch the steak do the pee pee dance
    Step 8. Completely soak the steaks with lemons
    Step 9. now the steak will jab you a little (a lot)
    Step 10. Stick a fork in-its done!
    Bonus 11. the steak will lay itself on the table (lenny)

    • @aggressiveregresser
      @aggressiveregresser Před 6 lety

      How do you grill it evenly? Are you supposed to use the grill twice or is there some way to flip it? This has me really stumped and I can't seem to find any video or comment which addresses this, :(

    • @stanthedemon1263
      @stanthedemon1263 Před 6 lety

      TheMainMiek this is how to cook a steak CORRECTLY. All other methods will not yield correct results

  • @キュラソーカーマイン

    何故オススメに出てきたし

  • @EnderYoshi9786
    @EnderYoshi9786 Před 3 měsíci +2

    This is the weirdest Mario boss fight and I love it.

  • @davyjones3105
    @davyjones3105 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Fun fact: You can also cook the steak with 2 “Excellent” Big Fire Flower attacks.

  • @terrance3218
    @terrance3218 Před 6 lety +10

    Most hilarious boss fight I've seen.

  • @chuckthequail137
    @chuckthequail137 Před 7 lety +133

    that's absolutely the....
    BEST MARIO GAME BOSS EVER!!!.
    Screw Dark Qüeen!!!
    Screw Grand Star Bowser.
    Screw Dark Bowser.
    Screw MarioGalaxy's Final Boss.
    Screw Bowser.
    Screw Baby Bowser.
    Screw Them.
    A Piece of Steak Confirmed for Smash Bros.
    it Will Be AWESOME!!!!!.

  • @user-vh2ev5yl2l
    @user-vh2ev5yl2l Před 3 lety +3

    シンプルなステーキの作り方
    材料
    デカハンマー×1
    ハンマー×1
    塩胡椒 たっぷり
    レモン×1
    手順
    ①デカハンマーとハンマーでグレイトを2回出して叩きます
    ②塩胡椒をたっぷりかけます
    ③強火で一気に焼き上げます
    ④レモンをたっぷりかけてできあがり

  • @annoyinglittleguy
    @annoyinglittleguy Před 10 dny +2

    Rare footage of Mario beating meat

  • @WGoodall
    @WGoodall Před 5 lety +28

    Wow, I walk into his room and all I see is Mario beating his meat senslessly...
    *I'M DISGUSTED*

  • @AtlasFox_
    @AtlasFox_ Před 7 lety +113

    ok so to make a good stake you firstly have to:
    1. find 2 salt droppers that are in love with eachother and let them dance on top of the stake.
    2. call pyro from tf2 to burn it as good as he can.
    and 3. call the lemon bros to put their extremely good juice on the stake.
    and there you have it! subscribe for more cooking tips ;D

  • @Tasteful_Milk
    @Tasteful_Milk Před 4 lety +1

    I never thought in a million years that cooking meat would be a boss battle.

  • @saltendo4184
    @saltendo4184 Před 2 lety +2

    This has to be the only original boss battle in PMCS, but that is fine, because I still like the game how it is.

  • @Easmodx
    @Easmodx Před 7 lety +3

    THANK YOU. I could never get the timing or number of hits right despite knowing the recipe and the order to use things. You are a life (or game) saver.

  • @chiwano_rsshishe5829
    @chiwano_rsshishe5829 Před 4 lety +11

    美味しいステーキの作り方〜レモン風味のミディアムレアステーキ〜
    1:まずお肉を2回ほど叩きます
    2:先程よく叩いたお肉に塩.胡椒で下味をつけます
    このとき塩.胡椒はお好みの量で
    3:強火で表面をしっかりと焼いていきます
    4:最後にレモンを絞ってお皿に盛り付ければ出来上がりです
    材料
    塩:適量
    胡椒:適量
    レモン:1個
    肩ロース:80kg

    • @ROMcdonald
      @ROMcdonald Před 4 lety +2

      ご丁寧にありがとう

    • @ger6927
      @ger6927 Před 4 lety

      おにぎり煎餅 80……

  • @jameshernandrez5946
    @jameshernandrez5946 Před 4 lety +4

    So this is what Gordon Ramsay meant when he says the raw steak is still moving

  • @GarrisonGoldberg
    @GarrisonGoldberg Před 8 měsíci +2

    Step 1: Tenderize to a 90 degree angle with a hammer.
    Step 2: Season with salt and pepper.
    Step 3: Throw steak on the grill.
    Step 4: Squeeze lemon juice on steak.
    Step 5: Stick a fork in it-it’s done!

  • @WRSW_TWO
    @WRSW_TWO Před 4 lety +10

    This is how to Mario baking a steak
    *AND DELICIOUS*

  • @Ceeington
    @Ceeington Před 4 lety +11

    Of the billions of other videos that could’ve popped up in my recommendations feed, why this.

  • @seanbroderick2224
    @seanbroderick2224 Před 4 lety +28

    This is the kind of game that makes you wonder:
    What the F is Nintendo doing!?

  • @miguelcrafter2997
    @miguelcrafter2997 Před měsícem +1

    Imagine you just want to grill some steak but its fights back