Sniper Runs Out of Ammo [SFM]

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  • @joaoostroski4778
    @joaoostroski4778 Před 4 lety +3098

    Sniper: * runs out of ammo *
    Sniper without ammo: *PISS TIME*

  • @MrSmegheneghan
    @MrSmegheneghan Před 4 lety +14476

    Also I like to imagine that the bullets in the Sniper's front-right pocket are just novelty ballpoint pens.

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard Před 4 lety +1068

      They're full of holy water, in case he encounters dracula

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 Před 4 lety +169

      Who stole my idea?

    • @SubjektDelta
      @SubjektDelta Před 4 lety +251

      those are reserve for his team and himself in case of a zombie apocalypse!

    • @andrewstarks3530
      @andrewstarks3530 Před 4 lety +218

      They are way to big of rounds for his gun but they are conveniently pen sized

    • @dekoldrick
      @dekoldrick Před 4 lety +188

      Like the ones on Heavy's bandolier are just crayons.

  • @LonesomeKrow
    @LonesomeKrow Před 2 lety +4961

    1:11 Heavy tiredly saying “alright” hits me on a spiritual level. As a cashier I feel his pain

    • @remnant24
      @remnant24 Před 2 lety +57

      Pain? You're sat in a padded chair all day passing items back and forth-your greatest challenge is to find a code bar. It's one of easiest, most comfortable and stress-free job there is, and you should be thankful to have it and not be replaced by a machine. Don't want it? Learn an actual trade skill.

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow Před 2 lety +455

      @@remnant24 while I agree and adhere to your advice, I think you may have misinterpreted my joke. I was referring to how Heavy solemnly accepts that he is gonna scan Scout’s comically large assortment of items.

    • @skeleman4235
      @skeleman4235 Před 2 lety +396

      @@remnant24 get a job

    • @ragegamer2433
      @ragegamer2433 Před 2 lety +400

      @@remnant24 clearly you haven’t dealt in customer service

    • @theallmightyteddybear
      @theallmightyteddybear Před 2 lety +283

      @@remnant24 Clearly you haven't met enough people.
      People often gets so surprised finding out how selfish and asshole people could be to customer servixe worker.

  • @babyghast4379
    @babyghast4379 Před 2 lety +415

    1:11 I actually feel really bad for heavy here, he is so tired and bored of this situation that he’s become desensitised to it and just lets out a gentle, emotionless “alright”.

  • @ImRusheed
    @ImRusheed Před 3 lety +3044

    I love how medic got set on fire and his first instinct is to go to the store

  • @idiotcat7696
    @idiotcat7696 Před 3 lety +3835

    I just feel bad for the heavy cashier, he looked like he was actually depressed

  • @fredlin481
    @fredlin481 Před 3 lety +251

    Winglet unintentionlly confirmed my theory that health kits are some kind of cosumable liquid/custard.

    • @spartanc173
      @spartanc173 Před 2 lety +14

      it's just custard

    • @prototype_11
      @prototype_11 Před 2 lety +11

      Yep, definitely liquid.

    • @hanisrashid9187
      @hanisrashid9187 Před měsícem +2

      In the meet the medic cut scene it reveals that it is a red liquid mixed with piss….

  • @megasaur6511
    @megasaur6511 Před 3 lety +265

    Heavy's quiet, depressed "alright" is a mood.

  • @gododoof
    @gododoof Před 4 lety +21141

    Whenever I actually run out of ammo as Sniper in game, I usually just question how I managed to stay alive so long.

    • @Johnnyboi-ch8ds
      @Johnnyboi-ch8ds Před 4 lety +1058

      I know right, like I cant even get two shots off before a crocket dives strait for me, but when it happens it feels like the most impossible achievement especially in comp.

    • @DavidKehley
      @DavidKehley Před 4 lety +331

      When I’m on a map like 2fort I like to leave my dispenser somewhere close for both me and sniper make it so they can get back to the field faster

    • @realoofrian
      @realoofrian Před 4 lety +48

      Me too

    • @caedlittler2149
      @caedlittler2149 Před 4 lety +112

      The only understandable time that happens is in mvm with full resistance and max damage hitmans heatmaker

    • @rowennboi1083
      @rowennboi1083 Před 4 lety +98

      When ever I run out of ammo for sniper I go serial killer spy with the giant butter knife

  • @ozwolf4055
    @ozwolf4055 Před 4 lety +3421

    In TF2 canon (based on the comics) Scout converted his life savings into Tom Jones memorabilia, which only paid off because Soldier coincidentally snapped Tom Jones' neck while antagonizing Merasmus, Soldier's former and Jones' current roommate. The blame ended up being passed to an old woman Soldier was giving a celebrity tour to.
    I didn't see this mentioned and felt it worth noting that this skit is, more or less, canonically plausible.

    • @cherrieclark7200
      @cherrieclark7200 Před 4 lety +41

      First person to say “You were saying?” To my comment is gay

    • @r10101
      @r10101 Před 4 lety +48

      @@cherrieclark7200 You were saying?

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 Před 4 lety +44

      Well, all of that it was mentioned in the newspaper 1:27

    • @spartan0926
      @spartan0926 Před 4 lety +12

      Only the comic readers will get it.

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 Před 4 lety +2

      @@spartan0926 OHH that clicks in now that you mentioned it

  • @MultiMaker_Studios
    @MultiMaker_Studios Před 2 lety +98

    0:11 For those of you who are wondering the stock ammo is for decoration only

  • @Fancy_ManRoblox
    @Fancy_ManRoblox Před rokem +49

    2:06 “And scout was never seen again”

  • @David-kt3kb
    @David-kt3kb Před 4 lety +2920

    *Two weeks later*
    “Yeah, I’d like to return all of this.”

    • @woolco
      @woolco Před 4 lety +98

      *its all opened*

    • @sannelohuis2958
      @sannelohuis2958 Před 4 lety +69

      Gamestop be like: "Three, take it or leave it"

    • @Kyronea
      @Kyronea Před 4 lety +55

      "Sorry, we literally posted notes everywhere throughout the store that we've never given refunds for stuff you purchased too much of and never ever will. Deal with it."

    • @agenthanabi3556
      @agenthanabi3556 Před 4 lety +8

      No refunds

    • @sergioalgelis
      @sergioalgelis Před 4 lety +10

      3 months later "oh my I'm so glad that I panicked bought all these supplies now that stores are running short of supply and noone is supplying them" 'oi gimme your supplies I got a knife grrrr'.

  • @pikko3664
    @pikko3664 Před 4 lety +2182

    This changed from “sniper has no ammo” to “lime scout buys the whole store”

  • @ethanrichardson4366
    @ethanrichardson4366 Před 2 lety +76

    The moment I saw the cart head around the corner I was like "please be scout please be scout" and words cannot express my joy when I found out that it was indeed Scout coming around with a shit-eating grin on his face

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 Před 2 lety +8

      It should have been scout carrying the health and his soldier buddy carrying the ammo, cause that's what soldier mains are notorious for.

  • @DudeInPPG
    @DudeInPPG Před 2 lety +81

    1:56 this is why medics dont heal scouts

    • @AdaWongSFMOfficial
      @AdaWongSFMOfficial Před rokem +4

      Random Encounters Reference

    • @alejoyugar
      @alejoyugar Před rokem +2

      But i do because is free über

    • @abhikergaming7783
      @abhikergaming7783 Před 10 měsíci

      I'm a scout main and Medics like me and I get healed non stop (but I think that's because I don't spam E all the time)

  • @AEther0238
    @AEther0238 Před 4 lety +5346

    As a medic main, I can confirm that this is how we look at scouts when they steal our health packs, and how they look back at us.

    • @DrunkenAlchemist1
      @DrunkenAlchemist1 Před 4 lety +170

      This is true, we cant do much but look angrily at them

    • @scootthescout9426
      @scootthescout9426 Před 4 lety +82

      I just look at the medics and say ‘thanks pally!’ and leave as they wait for the health pack to come back

    • @killeville72
      @killeville72 Před 3 lety +65

      As a scout main going through the stages of a scout main (stage 5) and puberty I have the Boston badger equipped all the time just to steal Health packs from teammates

    • @ryco9669
      @ryco9669 Před 3 lety +39

      How about full health spies disguised as Scouts with "124'HP"?

    • @paille-boy
      @paille-boy Před 3 lety +31

      I am not a medic main but I see that soo often I feel hurt for ya... So most of the time I just use myself as a booklet bag so yu can take yur time regen yur hp ^^ (I'm a Pyro main)

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id Před 4 lety +1324

    Blu Demoman: **Casually dancing without a care in the world**
    Me: “If only that worked like that irl”

  • @4Bucket2U
    @4Bucket2U Před rokem +14

    People dont realise how this 2 minutes propably took months to make, especially with the level of inbetweening the winglet does with his animations to make them so smooth, i have no experience with SFM but i do have experience as an animator, and the quality of these animations are that of a project that takes months or years of constant work

  • @jackmckeown7601
    @jackmckeown7601 Před 2 lety +37

    I love that he's out of ammo but literally has spare bullets in his coat pocket

  • @dylanmackenzie3467
    @dylanmackenzie3467 Před 4 lety +3119

    I just love the soft sadness in heavys "alright" it's literally every cashier right now

  • @nenakelly742
    @nenakelly742 Před 3 lety +3365

    Heavys tired "alright" makes me think that lime scout has done this before and it has happened too many times

    • @gryphonkingbros847
      @gryphonkingbros847 Před 3 lety +218

      Probably has tbh. Worst part is that he's also probably been paying him in Tom Jones action figures every time as well.

    • @scootthescout9426
      @scootthescout9426 Před 2 lety +112

      @@gryphonkingbros847 well it is worth like SO MUCH!
      Cause he’s dead

    • @guizhenzou3722
      @guizhenzou3722 Před 2 lety +14

      Aw shit here we go again

    • @TheTC
      @TheTC Před 2 lety +13

      He's just worked in retail too long

    • @Sweet_Z_Official
      @Sweet_Z_Official Před rokem +1

      @Nena Kelly Facts

  • @30kMabuhay
    @30kMabuhay Před 2 měsíci +4

    I love the joke of Scout unnecessarily taking all the health and ammo boxes

  • @Deep_Fried_Water
    @Deep_Fried_Water Před 2 měsíci +2

    I love how the only thing there is the classic and it's on sale

  • @rompis.a
    @rompis.a Před 4 lety +1288

    Sniper's Shopping List:
    - ammo
    - milk
    - eggs
    - mason jars

  • @cacekayse
    @cacekayse Před 3 lety +3000

    "Hey mom, i- i accidently broke the vas-"
    1:44

  • @Stormysteamie
    @Stormysteamie Před 3 lety +6

    The heavy at the store looks like he's all like "I'm so calm, I don't care at all....." 😂 I freaking love it!

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 Před 3 lety +6

    1:44 Your brother when he hears its his turn on TF2:

  • @tweepee7254
    @tweepee7254 Před 4 lety +1099

    Heavy's voice makes him sound like he's tired of his job

  • @ThatCookieAddict
    @ThatCookieAddict Před 3 lety +4172

    I love that Medic bursts in screaming "FUUUUUUUUUCK" at 1:35

    • @LocalGoober10
      @LocalGoober10 Před 3 lety +321

      He’s on fire what do you expect a man on fire to do

    • @ThatCookieAddict
      @ThatCookieAddict Před 3 lety +53

      @@LocalGoober10 True.

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 Před 3 lety +37

      @@LocalGoober10 *Not That*

    • @galaxygamer4923
      @galaxygamer4923 Před 3 lety +104

      I think that may be the first time ive ever heard medic say 'fuck'

    • @somerandomdudelol4973
      @somerandomdudelol4973 Před 3 lety +60

      This will probably be the only time we hear him say the f word.Unless you can find a person that can do a medic voice impression very good then nvm

  • @ISTHATASUPRA..
    @ISTHATASUPRA.. Před rokem +2

    "sniper runs out of bullets" the four bullets in his shirt pocket "so I just don't exist now"

  • @player_256pro2
    @player_256pro2 Před 3 lety +7

    1:35
    "FAAAAAKH" -Medic 2020

  • @thenekokatze1141
    @thenekokatze1141 Před 3 lety +2043

    1:44 the best way to start a boss fight cinematic

  • @quitequeerquesadilla
    @quitequeerquesadilla Před 3 lety +6050

    I like how Winglet only ever uses sentence mixing but animates the dialogue so smoothly that it works

  • @Flamingodalmatian
    @Flamingodalmatian Před 10 měsíci +2

    I was half expecting that scout would get the crap beat out of him at the end.

  • @GSFigure
    @GSFigure Před rokem +2

    0:48 You perfectly demonstrated how Scunts work, and honestly I am glad I never experienced such a scenario ingame.

  • @SudTheTurtle
    @SudTheTurtle Před 4 lety +1259

    Heavy: 400,000 dollars
    Scout: Heres a Tom Jones

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 3 lety +2834

    Scout: _(starts slurping the small healthpack)_
    **DS1 Rendition of "MEDIC!" intensifies**
    *_"M E E T T H E B A T T L E M E D I C"_*

  • @seescethething
    @seescethething Před 2 měsíci +1

    Medic: "You know Scout, I don't exactly like being on fire..."

  • @akidfromacrosstheinternet3056

    I feel like the only reason this was made was because Mr. Winglet encountered a scout that took a small health pack so he vented it in an animation about a lime scout.

  • @captain5104
    @captain5104 Před 4 lety +816

    I really want to see the aftermath with medic....guy looks like he's gonna rip scout in half and I really want to see that....

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 Před 4 lety +36

      RIP and tear baby

    • @Dr_DeliXP
      @Dr_DeliXP Před 4 lety +20

      Just get 100 metal for Engineer and ask for dispenser!

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 Před 4 lety +40

      Scout voluntarily donated all of his organs

    • @marbles4442
      @marbles4442 Před 4 lety +1

      @@aisir3725 have my like

    • @Justin-fh2yp
      @Justin-fh2yp Před 4 lety +2

      He got too much health pack for it

  • @m3steroids438
    @m3steroids438 Před 3 lety +4448

    Sniper: **runs out of ammo**
    Also sniper: **has 4 bullets on his chest pocket**

    • @tuxedo1557
      @tuxedo1557 Před 3 lety +293

      those are for i think another rifle there much larger than the sniper rifles bullets

    • @Dusk748
      @Dusk748 Před 3 lety +262

      it's sowed onto his shirt

    • @m3steroids438
      @m3steroids438 Před 3 lety +34

      @@Dusk748 lmfao yed

    • @josefaksoy42
      @josefaksoy42 Před 3 lety +88

      Nah there made out of quick silver for werewolfs

    • @deltarose936
      @deltarose936 Před 3 lety +36

      It's the wrong caliber

  • @naamloos1031
    @naamloos1031 Před 9 měsíci +1

    1:26 I love how Winglet just talks to us via the newspaper

  • @malumatheist6634
    @malumatheist6634 Před 3 lety +2

    Some lime scouts just never learn. Amazing animation, my good man. :)

  • @shunyat9023
    @shunyat9023 Před 4 lety +1093

    Rifle: **runs out of ammo**
    Sniper: *P I E C E O F S H I T*

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Před 4 lety +32

      ...yup. That's... that's what happened. Why exactly did you write it down?

    • @riverajustinmarks.
      @riverajustinmarks. Před 4 lety +14

      Vest with 4 ammo: doesn't exist

    • @louiscq433
      @louiscq433 Před 4 lety +4

      I see this is what you do to get almost 200 likes

    • @officertenpennyaintservingyou
      @officertenpennyaintservingyou Před 4 lety +1

      Video: *show*
      You're brain: WRITE IT DOWN

    • @PentaromaLMA0
      @PentaromaLMA0 Před 4 lety

      "Rifle: **runs out of ammo**
      Sniper: *P I E C E O F S H I T* "
      Well i guess you managed to get multiple people mad by typing this

  • @JacobKealohi
    @JacobKealohi Před 3 lety +2747

    Wow, not only did Scout steal the med kits from Medic, but he also stole the spotlight from Sniper.

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 Před 2 lety +175

      Gotta respect the balls tho. Taking all those medkits is one thing. Using one on front of a medic that is ON FIRE is a WHOLE different can of worms.

    • @LucarioDoT
      @LucarioDoT Před 2 lety +45

      @@evangonzalez7732 isn't that just every pub scout?

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 Před 2 lety +24

      @@LucarioDoT nah I've met some chill dudes.
      But mostly, yes.

    • @echpog4670
      @echpog4670 Před 2 lety

      @@shuyabahmed4409 shut

    • @HauntedMusket
      @HauntedMusket Před rokem

      @@shuyabahmed4409 wtf

  • @eldritchdefender7785
    @eldritchdefender7785 Před 2 lety +1

    I love that it's a scunt specifically who buys everything

  • @Warhawk72
    @Warhawk72 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how sniper screams at the stuff when it's gone but just says ehh at the 0:39 it's hilarious 😂

  • @Hypoz
    @Hypoz Před 3 lety +2212

    “This video is a criticism of panic buying during the Coronavirus outbreak.”

  • @TemmieTheCat12345
    @TemmieTheCat12345 Před 3 lety +1788

    Me: *Tries to take a medkit*
    That scout with 124 health
    =1:00

  • @abhirajbhokare1989
    @abhirajbhokare1989 Před rokem

    Amazing transition of both video and especially audio at the intro scene. Creatively done.

  • @scifirichard
    @scifirichard Před 3 lety +3

    Sniper saying "piece of shit" caught me so off guard, I laughed for a good 2 minutes straight🤣

  • @MazaAzi
    @MazaAzi Před 4 lety +637

    Sniper: * Runs Out of Ammo *
    also Sniper: * cocks out a unused round from his gun *
    yet again Sniper: * has 4 rounds in his shirt *
    Sniper -Runs Out of- is picky about his Ammo

    • @ThatGuy-a48
      @ThatGuy-a48 Před 4 lety +54

      It's used it's an empty casing ( there is no bullet it's just the case)

    • @gstv8453
      @gstv8453 Před 4 lety +41

      Professionals have standards

    • @hmpang4996
      @hmpang4996 Před 4 lety +11

      The 4 bullets on his shirt are pretty much too big for the rifle.

    • @true_neutral3378
      @true_neutral3378 Před 4 lety +6

      @@hmpang4996 they're ballpens

    • @hmpang4996
      @hmpang4996 Před 4 lety +2

      @@true_neutral3378 My mistake

  • @NerdySatyr
    @NerdySatyr Před 4 lety +476

    Heavy's "...alright" is just... the perfect tone.. I cannot explain how perfectly exact this is as a cashier.

    • @kayleesmith6725
      @kayleesmith6725 Před 4 lety +20

      Yeah, I feel bad for all the retail workers in this time.

    • @magoichi75
      @magoichi75 Před 4 lety +3

      TopHatCat that is basically the sound of someone in retail. Defeated, broken and alive

  • @Space_Bones
    @Space_Bones Před 2 lety +1

    In a funny twist, all three other characters featured have ways of putting out fires/healing medic. Scout’s Milk, Heavy’s Sandvich, and Sniper’s Piss.

  • @U.S_Drifter
    @U.S_Drifter Před 2 lety +1

    Legend says he’s still burning even to this day.

  • @astillchillguy2002
    @astillchillguy2002 Před 4 lety +1259

    Sniper: runs out of ammo
    Also sniper: has four bullets on his chest

  • @mrlakiro5526
    @mrlakiro5526 Před 4 lety +438

    1:57
    *You’re getting a glare from the man who tricked the Devil himself.*

    • @aetherresonant9079
      @aetherresonant9079 Před 4 lety +43

      Another one of those lines that is impossible to beat.

    • @doominator-117
      @doominator-117 Před 4 lety +7

      Oh Hell Nah

    • @deelim5092
      @deelim5092 Před 4 lety +9

      I mean he is also the person who heals you but, yeah, sure...

    • @tmaninja9455
      @tmaninja9455 Před 4 lety +8

      @@deelim5092 I dunno, I feel like one of those takes priority over the other

    • @xxdman2136
      @xxdman2136 Před 4 lety

      I mean in the TF2 comics he did die and go to hell but came back. It was in the comic The Naked And The Dead. Check them out.

  • @kholift55lol
    @kholift55lol Před 2 lety +1

    basically what (almost) every scout do when he lost 1hp

  • @Okxy_MC
    @Okxy_MC Před 2 lety +2

    Awesome but I gusse the Sniper had forget about his four ammo on his upper pocket.

  • @theknuckleswhochuckles8017
    @theknuckleswhochuckles8017 Před 4 lety +1947

    From the newspaper:
    "Legendary singer Tom Jones tragically and suddenly passed away this Sunday in Teufort home. Several witnesses allegedly reported a violent altercation between two estranged former roommates. Several suspects have since been arrested, including a bizarre drug abusing hippie. When questioned by reporters, he incessantly rambled about curses, spells, and an unnamed "soldier." Ethel Jackson, an elderly woman on a celebrity home tour who witnessed the ordeal commented; "I saw him, I saw him do it with my own two eyes. Throttled the poor young man right in front of me." Ethel died shortly after due to an overheated pacemaker. Police have refused to comment on the matter.
    In other news, why doesn't Valve support Team Fortress 2 any more? Even now, it is still one of the most popular games on Steam. They are sitting on a gold mine of revenue and yet they still do nothing about it. At the very least, they could maintain the game enough to keep all the script kiddies plaguing casual mode at bay. Before you tell me I should play on community servers, no, I don't want to play cp_orange. I don't want to play VS Saxton Hale or Mario Kart role play. I want to play Team Fortress 2. That was a fun game, remember that? Hopefully Valve have just been secretly working on Team Fortress 3 this whole time. Hit me up if that's the case, I'd love to work on a trailer for it.
    In case you haven't figured it out yet, this video is a criticism of panic buying during the coronavirus outbreak. Seriously, stop doing it. You're not Rick Grimes, and this isn't the apocalypse. No one thinks you're cool. When I run out of food the first thing I'm going to do is go out and eat all the panic buyers.
    If you're wondering why Fedora Chronicles 4 isn't here yet, it's because smaller videos keep getting in the way. I gotta keep an upload schedule unfortunately. Also, I was busy working on Cats (2019). No, that isn't a joke. I'm so sorry. It wasn't. (my fault?)"

    • @smartalecl4
      @smartalecl4 Před 4 lety +118

      Did he really work on Cats?

    • @chris210racer
      @chris210racer Před 4 lety +85

      My dad has bought 47 boxes of tissues and 34 bottles of soap in the past two weeks. They haven’t even been opened. Not a single one. We keep telling him to stop buying them, but he keeps doing it because he never sees the giant pile of stuff, which is all put away in the cleaning supplies closet. That he never even opens. Because my mother and I do all the cleaning.

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 Před 4 lety +55

      Now it’s worth SO MUCH MONEY! Y’know. Because he’s dead.
      ok.

    • @Camper7760
      @Camper7760 Před 4 lety +69

      I think he's just being sorry that he worked on cats

    • @NoobiusBlobbis
      @NoobiusBlobbis Před 4 lety +3

      So long

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox Před 4 lety +551

    "Now its, worth, sooo much. money. Cause he's dead."

  • @HTSI
    @HTSI Před 2 lety +2

    as an engie main, i hate it when a scout picks an large ammo pack, and its right when it is running out of bullets

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Před 2 lety

      I try not to take ammo kits if the engineer's built a dispenser, but sometimes they only put a sentry and no dispenser! >:(
      ya had ONE JOB!

  • @foldergg6893
    @foldergg6893 Před rokem +2

    This is the MOST stereotypical scout in the game (trust me, if a medic needs it, I will let him take a small first-aid kit)

  • @TheWarriorLord
    @TheWarriorLord Před 4 lety +790

    Shopping list:
    .Ammo
    .Milk
    .Eggs
    .Mason Jars

  • @connormclernon26
    @connormclernon26 Před 4 lety +559

    Moral of the story:
    Don’t be a hoarder in a crisis situation

    • @kirolloshalim5417
      @kirolloshalim5417 Před 3 lety +1

      Relatable

    • @taxevasiongaming
      @taxevasiongaming Před 3 lety +7

      Looks at people with countrys worth of toilet paper

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 Před 3 lety +4

      cp gaming *Glares* at people with countries worth of hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and disinfecting wipes

    • @papyrus8205
      @papyrus8205 Před 3 lety +8

      @@calebreutener870 I hope you meant this as a joke. Since this statement is complete bullshit

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 Před 3 lety

      @@papyrus8205 agreed

  • @brandonhowe5017
    @brandonhowe5017 Před rokem +3

    "Man, you would not believe... how much this hurts!"
    So anyway, new headcanon that Archimedes wasn't accidentally implanted in Scout, and this is actually part of the long-standing medkit disputes between terminal Medics and impatient Scouts.
    P.S.: I like how the title was deceptive enough to let this turn into a PSA for Scouts to, although not expressly mentioned, zoom their way over to a dispenser instead of yoinking supplies that others actually need in that moment.

  • @jmikeyanez79
    @jmikeyanez79 Před 10 měsíci +1

    2:03 Later investigations reveal that that the scout is the same "patient" that the medic remove the whole skeleton.

  • @theomnihero8221
    @theomnihero8221 Před 4 lety +295

    1:43 It was at this moment that medic was no longer on fire, but instead his rage ignited the air.

    • @Adanish-oe6lf
      @Adanish-oe6lf Před 4 lety +9

      Medic: This is fine

    • @Gloverfield
      @Gloverfield Před 4 lety +4

      If medics don't heal scouts then scouts won't leave medi-kits

    • @mikelorme635
      @mikelorme635 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Gloverfield if a scout steals a medkit from me 3 times in a row I will stop healing that scout

    • @dolan3623
      @dolan3623 Před 4 lety +1

      @@mikelorme635 you are too forgiving.

    • @pixel__huh
      @pixel__huh Před 5 měsíci

      He became a burning flames unusual

  • @TheDaxter11
    @TheDaxter11 Před 4 lety +639

    I love how you took medics scream and managed to turn it into "FAAAAAAAAAAAACK"

  • @pirategoku6238
    @pirategoku6238 Před 10 měsíci +2

    The fact this was the pandemic 3ys ago reference with toilet paper xD

  • @Sans5YT
    @Sans5YT Před rokem +1

    I dont think a single sniper main has ever survived long enough to lose all their ammo.

  • @MRswipez1
    @MRswipez1 Před 4 lety +594

    These bloody scunts

    • @liberta4112
      @liberta4112 Před 4 lety +12

      I will ruin your game with my epic pro scunt skill

    • @MRswipez1
      @MRswipez1 Před 4 lety +25

      @@liberta4112 you won't do anything

    • @festry_
      @festry_ Před 4 lety +6

      @@MRswipez1 that scunt gonna start a trickstab chain

    • @Rafael-gf3qo
      @Rafael-gf3qo Před 3 lety +2

      @@MRswipez1 wow ur da real swipes

    • @prowlbeast1959
      @prowlbeast1959 Před 3 lety +1

      @@liberta4112 Ha, Id like to see you try

  • @ClownFromTheYear9998
    @ClownFromTheYear9998 Před 3 lety +1280

    _Scout: _*_Starts drinking the medicine_*
    _Medic: _*_DOOM music starts_*

    • @someboringnerd
      @someboringnerd Před 3 lety +7

      I'm not even here and i still hear boss music

    • @v3ndali
      @v3ndali Před 3 lety +3

      e a r

    • @bladetheelectrowolf1554
      @bladetheelectrowolf1554 Před 3 lety +16

      All you hear after the black out is scout screaming in pain as medic literally rearranges all his organs and turns him into a literal a human ballon animal as medic walks away with a large medkit and sniper walks away with a full box of ammo

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 Před 3 lety

      @@someboringnerd same

    • @nobody-cj8il
      @nobody-cj8il Před 3 lety +3

      As a medic it’s not as hard as people think to kill a scout you just need to stab them

  • @EthanB-pr8fn
    @EthanB-pr8fn Před 2 lety +1

    2:01 scout: *drinks medication*
    me: lime scout.. DO YOU KNOW THATS SANITIZER!?!?

  • @wolfyplayz9643
    @wolfyplayz9643 Před 2 měsíci +1

    SNIPER HAD AMMO ON HIS VEST THE ENTIRE TIME 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 Před 4 lety +789

    Usually when I run low on ammo I think
    "Is the enemy team bad?"
    "Why am I winning?"
    "How am I still alive?"

    • @generalnightmare4437
      @generalnightmare4437 Před 3 lety

      @Google But Less audience I never run out of ammo, I don't go demo, I go demoknight

    • @Brawneteer
      @Brawneteer Před 3 lety +2

      "Wow, I'm so good at this game, and now I'm dead."

    • @nightmarefredbeer1455
      @nightmarefredbeer1455 Před 3 lety

      Nah, just start konga line, that always works, even in competitive

    • @yigityigitoglu7451
      @yigityigitoglu7451 Před 3 lety

      Or you wasted all your ammo trying to get a kill.

    • @julopuleo7974
      @julopuleo7974 Před 3 lety

      Or, did I really miss all my shots?

  • @xelnagaprime_1071
    @xelnagaprime_1071 Před 4 lety +333

    I can imagine all the mercs kicking scout while he's on the floor, and medic healing scout so he doesn't die.

    • @agate865
      @agate865 Před 4 lety +11

      Medic wouldn’t heal scout...

    • @bluemrgutsy8351
      @bluemrgutsy8351 Před 4 lety +56

      @Agate he would so they could make hurt him over and over

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG Před 4 lety +25

      Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting

    • @andrewdude1614
      @andrewdude1614 Před 4 lety +13

      yoooo i had a kinda fever dream/tought where they were torturing sniper by healing him with despencers and medics as a heavy machine guns his crotch

    • @Th3Bishop3
      @Th3Bishop3 Před 4 lety +4

      @@andrewdude1614 WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT? That would be me.

  • @thfatkid5978
    @thfatkid5978 Před 3 lety +2

    "Hey dad, I-I pissed the bed agin-"
    1:44

  • @Efamagoodboy
    @Efamagoodboy Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love how he had ammo in his shirt pocket the whole short

  • @HokuraChan0106
    @HokuraChan0106 Před 3 lety +1461

    I love how when medic was on fire he had an expression. But when he found out that the heals were out he became so mad that he became fire proof, hes too angry to burn.

    • @Thatguy5606
      @Thatguy5606 Před 3 lety +121

      You see, when he came into the store, the fire way from a pyro.
      When he saw Scout, the fire was from *himself*.

    • @wiggle143
      @wiggle143 Před 2 lety +47

      Unusual medic

    • @shadowislesporo8573
      @shadowislesporo8573 Před 2 lety +1

      Man literally too angry to die

    • @autumnusprime88
      @autumnusprime88 Před 2 lety +31

      He has become one with the fire. That's Hellfire.

    • @annasmith5449
      @annasmith5449 Před rokem

      too angry to die

  • @ochoforreals
    @ochoforreals Před 4 lety +592

    *"Here, gotta Tahm Jones, now it's worth so much money', cus he's deadd."*

  • @infinityzer054
    @infinityzer054 Před 2 lety +1

    VOIDSPAWN industries:
    Bottomless improbable tether ammo clips

  • @Hamburger-xk5ds
    @Hamburger-xk5ds Před rokem +1

    And that’s the last we saw of that scout

  • @jarintylerglenn
    @jarintylerglenn Před 4 lety +361

    Scout is getting a death glare from the person who tricked Satan himself, and Scout is taunting him.
    Scout is as good as dead at this point

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword Před 4 lety +40

      That Medic is going to sell that scunt's body parts to different parts of the Black Market.

    • @smileyphantom2838
      @smileyphantom2838 Před 4 lety +9

      not to mention taking Lucifer's probably very expensive pen FOR A JOKE

    • @thetrashmann8140
      @thetrashmann8140 Před 4 lety +6

      I bet his soul was the one Medic sold

    • @smileyphantom2838
      @smileyphantom2838 Před 4 lety +7

      @@thetrashmann8140 , would the medic or satan really want the soul of a walking and talking dumpster fire?

    • @alanavalos6645
      @alanavalos6645 Před 4 lety +1

      Medic is a nice guy but you never take his health kits when he’s on fire

  • @clueless6842
    @clueless6842 Před 4 lety +221

    Winglet: *Uploads*
    Me: *LIGHTNING SPEED CLICK*

  • @arcanelore3791
    @arcanelore3791 Před 2 lety

    I finally paused to read the newspaper this time, and it was friggin' gold.

  • @milkkid9226
    @milkkid9226 Před 2 lety

    This guy is single handedly made me the person I am today and I want to say thank u

  • @gakr8493
    @gakr8493 Před 3 lety +966

    When medic is so pissed that the fire stopped effecting him

  • @TemplarBlonic
    @TemplarBlonic Před 3 lety +715

    Then the Scout got melee crit by Medic.
    The End.

  • @Wawa_cat123
    @Wawa_cat123 Před 4 měsíci +1

    bro i was humming soldier of dance before watching this video and it instantly played lol

  • @PeiceofNick
    @PeiceofNick Před 6 měsíci +1

    I love the little nod to Tom Jones being dead in the TF2 universe since Soldier decapated him in the comics and also the fact the Scot is also said to be a huge fan of him.
    Its a nice touch.

  • @xeanderman6688
    @xeanderman6688 Před 4 lety +705

    1:44 okay, this looks way too epic, the way the coat moves like in a wind

    • @le_mothman
      @le_mothman Před 4 lety +38

      and somehow him burning to death makes him look even cooler.

    • @flint_d8057
      @flint_d8057 Před 4 lety +28

      1:50 is just a classic drama scene

    • @BigguBosu117
      @BigguBosu117 Před 4 lety +2

      YOU!

    • @ArthurCallahan516
      @ArthurCallahan516 Před 4 lety +8

      The medic dosent even talk he just stares at scout like... " im gonna rip your spine out and shove it down your trought."

    • @twofunktwomint2854
      @twofunktwomint2854 Před 4 lety +2

      Actually that’s the smoke rising from his biting close

  • @alexpotts619
    @alexpotts619 Před 4 lety +267

    that quiet "alright" the heavy does, I really feel that

  • @user-ld2ic2tt1x
    @user-ld2ic2tt1x Před 10 měsíci +1

    Winglet khown as demoman in a birthday hat

  • @Truth4None
    @Truth4None Před rokem +1

    This is why I don't heal scouts. Everybody else? Overheal. Scouts? I play in pubs.

  • @slapith3931
    @slapith3931 Před 4 lety +1520

    As the people of the badlands, we demand that there is a second part to this. We must see this scunt get his shit beat in.
    Also Winglet if you end up seeing this please you can take a break from these smaller videos if you want less stress and if it means we get Fedora Chronicles 4 out sooner than I'm all for it. Id rather larger projects to be released sooner than a bunch of small projects.

  • @funnypeashootercreature
    @funnypeashootercreature Před 4 lety +915

    "here... got a tom jones" that single line made me laugh for a whole minute

    • @teriyakii1235
      @teriyakii1235 Před 3 lety +48

      "Now its worth SO MUCH money, you know? Cause he's DEAD"

    • @deadrivers2267
      @deadrivers2267 Před 3 lety +16

      Fifteen Man scout sounds pretty nonchalant about his "dad" being dead

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool Před 3 lety +2

      “hmm Ok”

    • @notchcraft360
      @notchcraft360 Před 3 lety +4

      @Juanito ? tom jones canonically is killed by soldier

    • @TigerTigerII
      @TigerTigerII Před 3 lety +1

      @@deadrivers2267 To be fair, Scout grew up without a dad around to help him. His feelings are probably mixes.

  • @KRIMZONMEKANISM
    @KRIMZONMEKANISM Před rokem

    1:00 That goddamn "Greedy Grinner" Scout face is so good :D

  • @3ggheadtf2
    @3ggheadtf2 Před 2 lety +1

    1:35 Me running to the charger after my phone said "Battery low, only 1% left!" while I was playing Minecraft with my friend