Random Crits [SFM]

We all know that feeling...
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[@beanbean7882]

I love how Soldier is either portrayed as a badass or the stupidest person on the teams in SFM's

[@Thatguy5606]

What do you mean, "either"?

[@redactedimage]

He’s both simultaneously it’s just a matter of what the situation calls for at any given time.

[@loukat1837]

In the red the blu and the ugly (and previous Sfms) he’s both

[@luukdevoogd1071]

That's what a good soldier is, a really stupid killing machine who makes no thought of his orders. A lot of time in military training is spent to mentally switch you to that spirit.Valve really did their research on this character.

[@inoshiki2909]

@@luukdevoogd1071 well... sadly for you soldier was never enlisted in any army, he was just a crazed patriot. One day he went on a killing spree in Germany that ended in 1949, which means he was murdering tons of innocent german civilians

[@marcimookie]

“Skill always beats luck”
-Sniper
*Random Crit*

[@Ponanoix]

He is right. If soldier had trained his vision / dodges good enough, he could have seen the medic and kill him or just dodge the bullet. Soldier was just a n00b

[@hogagit6282]

this is tf2 in a nutshell, random crit always beats skill

[@artyom2801]

To be honest, random crits supposedly benefit high DPS classes.

[@yoyolamuerte8724]

Pros in tf2:
Random critics: *im about to end this men hole career*

[@umonly5681]

“Skill always beats luck”
-Sniper
Valve
“Watch and learn”
Adds random crits

[@mightymoon6791]

1:44
Demo was actually telling Soldier that he can only hold one shotgun

[@4MeriB09]

“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!”

[@lucashasnobitches]

lmao

[@rawket5894]

true

[@spervs9924]

Lol

[@goldngamer1365]

Soldier: "Didn't ask, didn't care"

[@confusedpeach9866]

The red Medic firing randomly in a panic when he's the last one left to defend is definitely what I do.

[@pyro_teamfartress2]

I think he's just firing randomly to have fun. He looked so amused to me.

[@antoniolong3422]

He was basically a noob randomly shooting everywhere in panic or maybe as a automatic reflect of last defense mechanism, or maybe was just anyone after hearing the administrator said, “your friends are all dead.”.

[@DJBaphomet]

All I see is actual game footage.

[@chomp706]

XD

[@Rexy0522]

so true lol

[@fishyfishy3140]

Lol

[@umbra9997]

I thought I just watched a tryhard tuesday video by muselk

[@merc6961]

I thought I saw b4nny play a pub

[@SuperPhanto]

Kick him, he's wearing an impossible number of cosmetics and dual wielding shotguns!

[@danieldeoliveira2128]

And two meeles weapons...

[@immortalist3071]

The cosmetics are normal

[@immortalist3071]

Soldier stash,cold snap coat,killer kit :)

[@SuperPhanto]

@@immortalist3071 for most of the video, but in the beginning he had all that along with the Soldier's Stogie

[@seansean792]

Wait a minute so then he deserved getting crited because hacking?

[@alexismccall9016]

0:43 As a medic main, I have never felt so attacked.

[@bigbrobluesman7442]

But I mean....is he wrong i do it to

[@strangecanine537]

i respect you

[@IamLettuce13]

"You understand you just insulted my entire race of people. But yes"

[@azztopia]

im a medic main too and all i could think of is: You just insultet my entire race of people. BUT YES

[@Sr_ECO]

Those aren't real medic mains, real ones don't pocket someone who is already being healed by other medic

[@MedicJigglypuff]

You'll always be able to tell if he's a pubstomper because...
1. His name contains a heart or some other symbol like a star .
2. He's wearing at least one unusual.
3. He has at least either an Australium, or a Professional Killstreak weapon.
4. He kills friendlies.
5. He also seems to have a pocket Medic.

[@shishsjxnsnzns]

Me with my professional killstreak overdose

[@MedicJigglypuff]

@@shishsjxnsnzns Pffft a Tryhard Medic being pocketed by a Medic. Beautiful.

[@Anonymouser69]

⁠@@MedicJigglypuffThat red Medic at the end though…How he killed that blue Soldier with an aimbot crit via an enhanced syringe, or in this case, “UBERCHARGED”, & his entire upper body exploded against all odds, against all logic, it brought only one sentence to mind: What, with all due respect, the absolute FUCK, dude. (Also, when I said “aimbot crit”, I was actually referring to the name of this video, so surely you’d understand the reference once you read this comment. JSYK.)

[@Flamma_Dreemurr]

Me with 2 professional killstreak weapons on hybrid knight. Ehehehhhh… 😅

[@reschw9280]

I fear no man...
But that crit...
It scares me...

[@butterduck6398]

One shutters to imagine what inhuman crits it causes in x10. Dreams of chronic sustained cruelty...

[@reschw9280]

@@butterduck6398 I am even afraid of the thought.

[@jaxwhitetale3343]

Hmm heavie from intro pyro ?

[@panakidyt4510]

@@jaxwhitetale3343 yeah genius

[@willgold3324]

@Rhys Binney Because they want to have the profile pic.

[@johnpower9369]

Who would win?
-Hundreds of hours of TF2 experience
-One shiny boi

[@makotoiruma8771]

The one shiny boi

[@Comito126]

Hundreds? Those are rookie numbers.

[@KoruGo]

*tens of thousands of hours

[@inkyzoroark6172]

Both.

[@guitargatekeeper]

Its more like thousands, i have 2800+ hours and im still shit lol

[@dopey473]

This is funny but actual crits are even worse: the more kills you have the bigger your chance of getting a crit. *This helps create those rare high moments.*

[@cobblestone100mc]

“yes, we have updates for team fortress 2”

[@ACrusaderCBCforever]

its the more damage do deal but yes

[@icicle_ai]

I hate it, I wish they were 100% random

[@muselibarnless]

so you're telling me the medic is thatn good

[@MorshuGaming]

@Icicle_AI

[@AsH0LE_]

I like how the soldier get instant kills with his weapons, basically he had a crit every kill

[@supergriefer]

nah its just realism

[@squrle-6055]

**banned for having more than 3 weapons**

[@artset3052]

He used 5 weapons
The two shotguns
The rocket launcher
The shovel
And the pickaxe

[@squrle-6055]

Dummy 521 Correct, that's why I said "banned for having *more* than 3 weapons"

[@uhenthe3359]

he have a grenade too.

[@mystical7251]

ok

[@snakeeyes9246]

Dummy 521 don't forget the grenades.

[@redpyro6468]

He was at 19 kills, too.
Did you do that on purpose?

[@Gardivanyth]

holy shit

[@skrrttt5275]

Muselk in a nutshell

[@nathanielharris1572]

Red Pyro really? I counted 20

[@Gabriel-mw5ro]

+Awesomo 101 sentry kills dont count on killstreaks

[@nathanshao6161]

SkyPlaysRBLX its 19

[@AzulDevin6880]

I like how the red demo greets the soldier in a friendly manner till he’s basically murdered, a true meaning that they both still play the game and are friends

[@da3m0nic_79]

This still remains the greatest criticism of random crits on the Internet. Absolutely perfect and I love it.

[@maxminton7861]

2:17 Those Medics are probably freaking out because they got auto balanced to RED.

[@legendofthecommentsection6513]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I DIES

[@wick9427]

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[@walkin2302]

+Wick van der Weerd umm... What?

[@ralutoralphroland]

+Max Minton LOL

[@theresistantbullet6138]

+plop IT IS CALLED A JOKE. BLOOD IS RED. JESUS STUPID PEOPLE!

[@ivoturi]

0:45 me in casual
2:03 me in competitive

[@IsJawsh]

lmao

[@GrayeH]

true dat

[@merc6961]

Ivo k
True.

[@cbotz3]

lmao

[@nsjfjs3890]

Ivo k True.. :D

[@exoticgoose8312]

Bruh snipers reaction is priceless 1:12

[@TF2Soldier756]

P i s s

[@MostAverage]

2:05
"Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 9 years in development...."

[@dianameckstroth5875]

*When the best player gets Autobalanced.*

[@busterofballsack]

Yep that happened to me
So i decided to dominate him and he got rekt and leave.

[@abandonedlmao9433]

Ragequitters are not rare

[@hatterhoovyvodarchive2895]

Stop giveing me flashbacks when i was at top and got autobalanced right at the end when i was pushing payload all alone and lose because i did my work in other team and wasnt abel to finish my contract to be MVP
... Thats how much i hate autobalance

[@Daniel_AL]

@Adios 5 times? Not believing you

[@Daniel_AL]

@Adios i don't think you play tf2

[@JovialSkunk]

That demo at 1:44 was just trying to tell soldier he can only wield one shotgun

[@cupofchaffee8875]

Soldier is hacking. I always knew thats why I went 4-75 that round. (4 kills 75 deaths) and like 139 assists

[@NorhamizaAbuHassan]

ikr

[@archol4708]

Haha XD

[@renegade5259]

what music is from the minute 0:31

[@notcomedytv8854]

yeah he was going to say "there can be only one!!!!!"

[@nickkiosk5513]

these SFMs were my childhood, im rewatching them all right now and i have to say this one is one my favorites, really shows how good of a storyteller The Winglet is capable of being.

[@kameradroti_sobek6317]

"I've yet meet the one that can outsmart boolyet"
~Heavy Weapons Guy

[@martinmarvinofsparta3656]

2:14 That moment when your playing medic and the only competent member of your team dies

[@xyzzy-dv6te]

The soldier was cheating though

[@aaronbald9458]

You're**

[@lolbosss]

@@aaronbald9458 your*

[@aaronbald9458]

@@lolbosss is this sarcastic?

[@user-rr8nr7lv4v]

@@xyzzy-dv6te Because He Was Good He Was Cheating?
Classic F2P Moment

[@randomdudeontheinternet.mp4]

2:18 no wonder why the medics were screaming, they were in the process of being auto balanced

[@cogahan3105]

I mean, they're already red

[@randomdudeontheinternet.mp4]

@@cogahan3105 mostly

[@IceCreamPalor]

When it auto balances the first one to die on the team gets auto balanced

[@khmasterva6919]

i mean they could've just finish the round if they kept on standing on top of the point

[@That_One_Fool]

Genius

[@kite1118]

Everyone forgets that this soldier will respawn in the next 14 seconds

[@TheWaInut]

The best part about TF2 never receiving any major updates is all these old videos will never be outdated

[@clementtan5004]

so the gibus medic is the final boss?

[@alfredkruse1517]

Clement Tan Like a boss!

[@petritdraga6499]

Clement Tan no the random crit is

[@zdonuts9380]

petrit draga lol

[@dreezy730]

Maysar Productions wut

[@Mr.LaughingDuck]

GabeN disguise

[@kalebdavid3902]

2:17 Smiley faces on Soldier's shirt. :-D

[@the_winglet]

+Game Of D3ath I can't unsee it now.

[@m1niplayer616]

:D

[@cheesuschrist2148]

:D

[@irenel.9162]

+Game Of D3ath Is that a Watchmen reference? :)

[@jerry1076278565]

lol true

[@pistonguy9619]

If you liked the skin, this is how you can do it: killers kit (pants), soldiers stash (helmet), cold snap coat (shirt) and soldiers stogie (cigarette), this is actually 4 cosmetics so you’ll have to keep one out, I’d recommend keeping the stogie out since it’s a very small detail

[@emojicheckerofvibes2837]

1:16 Why does sniper always get killed in the most brutal way possible

[@arcticfluffyfoxy]

people hate the sniper as it is the vessel for spin bots which play loud music and insta kill you when you leave spawn

[@DenisBalterDan]

Same in emesis blue he got shot with a rocket launcher and another thing i forgot

[@Mrfrostbeast64]

@@DenisBalterDanand then later he survived but then got shot in the head by a shotgun

[@beee7902]

2:03 live footage of me playing medic

[@brucesimpson3945]

Bruh kingslayer from cod

[@750tiprogamer]

i wear the same hats too, gibus and pyrovision

[@mafuxd5075]

but not me

[@Nicotrie]

@@750tiprogamer yeah, im too, but steam machine style hat. I enjoing pyrovision, idk why

[@333stalker]

0:25 is me, when teammate too dumb where I don't care if they die anymore.
I had a situation on Upward at last point, there a team Heavy who just exit teleporter and took a few hit from scout's pistol but the heavy still pretty much in good shape. I see that near me I have Demoman and Pyro, my Uber just get fully charge up, to my mind "okay with the teammate at my left and right, and a brass beast heavy in front of me in good shape, we are ready to push the enemies."
So I gave the Uber to the heavy, as we all know- uber have limited time, the clock 10 sec is ticking. This heavy that I gave the uber didn't even jump into sentry and grind the whole red engineer nest and mince the enemy Demoman and kill the red sniper and clear the rest of enemies. No, no no no no, this heavy didn't do any of that, instead he runs back- pass our blue engineer nest and dispenser, run back to that little heal kit that looks like a bottle of pills trying to stand on it- to get it. Then slowly realise that he already has a medic healing him which was me, but from my perspective, I just waste the Uber charge on this heavy for him to run back for a pill bottle and he even ignores the dispenser along the way.
This is what we medic have to deal with on daily basis.

[@cristychristy9307]

This is the real soldier who beat up 2 of every single animal on earth

[@KodiakKetchup]

Random Crits in a nutshell

[@randomguy2153]

I think you’re thinking of saxton Hale

[@jessvejlbusch3105]

Random Guy its neither Hale or Soldier. The beat up 2 of every single animal on Earth Thing, comes from Meet the Soldier, where the Soldier is mixing up Sun Tzu and Noah’s Ark, Well because he is brain dead =D

[@randomguy2153]

Jess Vejlø Busch ah ok

[@SomeGuyandanAmbulance]

Sun Tzu: The 9th class

[@gilmatthewotivar1975]

1:13 when I wake up in the morning

[@vaga2016]

Imagine if we can actually do these SFM things in the real game

[@Reznovelty]

Random crits are actually just the concentration of pure skill in a single hit

[@euugh8877]

Given the fact that the more damage you do the more crits you'll have, that is actually true.

[@joseignaciogazzi3278]

Its for 6% to max 12% chance

[@snowfish7294]

For me it’s when ever I panic.
I lose my eye sight
I look up at the kill feed and the enemy is dead

[@guizhenzou3722]

DEEP LORE

[@sacc5225]

Which at random, does a ton of unfair damage.

[@JulianSlime]

Soldier: has both stock shovel and escape plan
Me: wait, that's illegal

[@kai228]

that shovel is a spy

[@MrFireWolf]

@@kai228 *NEIN*

[@pootwich]

2 shotguns aswell

[@darkstorm_omega]

i take it nobody's going to say anything about the one grenade he uses on that Heavy?

[@partydonut214]

@@kai228 you beat me to it

[@lemone630]

See the thing is: The soldier was getting crits every single time he attacked throughout this whole SFM, which is why he one-shotted everybody.

[@gamingmoth4542]

Yeah... Seems like that Blu Soldier was getting a lot of random crits himself seeing how many one shots he was getting with the stock shotgun.

[@KoroH2O]

0:28
"Help Me!"
"Nein"
**Medic flees from the battlefield**

[@zeppizippo7524]

Literally every medic I've come across for the past two weeks. That or they bait you with uber then let you get killed.

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

Kor Ominas he did not leave battle fried look closer

[@howgemyam9106]

what a useless 😂😂😂

[@pubertyfano5216]

fun fact bout medic: he is a german boi born to be a medic

[@thepoisondoor428]

@@pubertyfano5216 wow he spits facts

[@rizalynjoseph5363]

This is so inaccurate
The huntsman never misses
Edit: sorry the lucksman

[@axtel6879]

It does when I use it.

[@khenbaird6078]

Lucksman
(This joke is VERY original😒)

[@randomwanderingstranger293]

@@axtel6879 same

[@wandowander9360]

Very same in fact just this morning

[@SteveSenar]

Khen Baird yeah yeah, we know and we've TOTALLY haven't heard that complaint before, VERY original. Mr. Fun at parties

[@theguywhowearsamonitor6411]

Random Crits.
Just gets you anywhere, everywhere, and anytime.

[@user-rq3zi7oe1z]

And this is how the first Battle Medic was born and became the destroyer of spies, god of crits.

[@jaketrollston4866]

19 kills....So close to that god-like....

[@Czapeck]

This Is Just Tryhard Tuesday: The Movie. xD

[@davidxiang3725]

19*

[@jaketrollston4866]

David Xiang Which one? I counted from the beginning 18 kills, unless you count the sentry.

[@nyettus1733]

+Jake Trollston I counted 19

[@SufficientDaikon]

muslek shold see this xD

[@Komody0924]

I love how this didn’t get demonetized but the red, blue, and ugly did.

[@gabrielsebastianrodriguezp3769]

CZcams being CZcams

[@-tweeomoz-1786]

@@gabrielsebastianrodriguezp3769 Susan Wobberjackoff strikes again

[@nigel692]

@@-tweeomoz-1786 another victim was found demonetized on their video today. The content killer strikes again, please proceed to panic and overreact
YOU COULD BE NEXT!

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

@@-tweeomoz-1786 you mean, *"CZcams STRIKES again."*

[@-tweeomoz-1786]

@@Jo-Wilbe-Dina You’re copyRIGHT about that

[@magolorsuggests7233]

As a f2p, i can confirm, we get random crits when we never expect them.

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

skill is a crutch for unlucky people

[@arcticfluffyfoxy]

to be honest, paying to play is worthless because of all of the bots they spam in chat and play loud “music” just stay f2p unless you need items and are unlucky or want to use chat on the 30% chance you get to

[@billgamer856]

2:14 Amogus prediction 4 years early

[@lizzygraves3083]

2:16 did anyone relies there were blood patterns that make smiley faces

[@OmegaChase1002]

Lizzy P
that's his shirt doing that, not the blood.

[@minithemini4580]

*Realize not relies.
It was going to annoy me if I didn't correct you.

[@matrixcato]

Lizzy P

[@fynzyme]

Average Commenter you served justice to your name

[@akolai]

Well, that's creepy.

[@RickyTisms]

2:17
Soldier has smiley faces for pockets.

[@widowpeak6142]

:D

[@RickyTisms]

Widow Peak
D:

[@kenjim.5391]

thats what i call, "pocket medics" get it? no? sigh....

[@renegade5259]

Painis Cupcake's Face?

[@thevideocommenter3061]

0:37 seriously tho that looks weird

[@user-si4nk6kq8i]

Ah the joys and pains of random crits

[@xami_still_waitting]

1:51 me in my dream killing all the demons that my mom told me not to be afraid of

[@hadir45able]

wow that blu soldier reminds me of myself...
now now, i'm talking about the one at the start of the video. 0:03

[@Snoudy.5203]

aeRO i can relate to that

[@tangerinepaint3643]

Mettaton 5000 same

[@bonnajonathon]

aeRO iiii

[@Tacoyme11]

xD

[@danieldo8859]

I can definitely relate

[@averagefanenjoyer8696]

random crits are an essential part of a fair and balanced breakfast

[@spanghzcom6602]

Nimbus Ethersong lol

[@D.Dragon]

Prime the Primarina along with Turtle Eng1es and Dead Fingers.

[@makotoiruma8771]

lel lel lel lel lel

[@realbadman7770]

1:18 that’s the same sniper from live and let spy

[@lodsofemone420]

This is why I love random crits. 👌

[@soupcake3092]

How do you make a good sfm?
You WING-lIT

[@everydayuntilyoulikeit1501]

Boooooo

[@crimson496]

+Nerdy Nachos WORSE THEN MATPAT

[@alanalan-uv5ns]

booooo

[@soupcake3092]

+Sir ZAZ 22At least i can still make original puns!

[@crimson496]

Nerdy Nachos At least Mat makes it sound funny. You sound like a nerd. *plays tuba noise*

[@MrTheellis]

gibus medic is da real mvp

[@HamoodyTaamoony]

I remember watching this as my first tf2 vid in 2019 and that what inspired me to play this game

[@erkkok5036]

The most unrealistic part is that huntsman shot would've still had been counted a headshot.

[@Boomer22G]

this is basically muselk on tryhard tuesdays

[@andeist]

yup

[@yoshikagescrapper6650]

lol

[@marcokamphuis5093]

+Boomer22G soldier even got 19 killstreak... i counted

[@andeist]

+Marco Kamphuis Airstike why u fail meh!!??

[@lemonhead229]

TRU

[@misakixd9167]

2:02 how to play like a pro medic (tutorial video)

[@noobtube1323]

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's how I play

[@Garbo_trashcan]

A r r a y S e v e n .

[@disgal6235]

Now that's skill

[@pureanarchy257]

Thx I'll remember to be suicidal for everyone just like and I will give you free kills and sandwiches

[@jeffreybob6951]

As a medic main, I can confirm that is the correct way to play medic

[@Foxy57537]

2:17 I just realized the blood he splattered made his coat pouches a smiley face.

[@ChickenCherryCola]

Bro one shot 7 people with melee, he can't complain about Crits

[@ashby9874]

Remember kids, random crits are fair and balanced

[@playroblox]

no.

[@resipricka9368]

Hi FUCKe

[@ifyoucanflypancake312]

ashby987 why would we NOT think that?

[@superswag9861]

because IT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE!!!

[@ashby9874]

superswag 98 no shit

[@shane_toon]

1:12, Every time when I play sniper

[@saltedfish3169]

ikr

[@banji3986]

+Shane Toon true story

[@CharlesBalisalisa]

+Shane Toon aw piss

[@piotrrakoczy7121]

Yeah me too

[@hunlepto2239]

+Shane Toon Every time when i play with huntsman

[@epicshinji9258]

I love how nearly every single one of Medic's screams sound identical

[@MyLordZeus]

Heavy - "Help me" Medic "Nein" while running away

[@muserweaver]

2:19 medics realized spine is just two bones and they were taught all wrong in the med school

[@8cutstrings]

Enter among us corpses

[@sergioplazat3995]

A mi me mata de risa como gritan por la sangre del soldier😆😆

[@DeletedExpiration]

@@sergioplazat3995 w h a t

[@All-star_Giga_Gargantuar]

@@sergioplazat3995 no hablo espanol

[@sergioplazat3995]

@@DeletedExpiration It kills me with laughter as they scream for the soldier's blood. 😑
Here's a tip ... Learn Spanish, both languages ​​are great unless one is unknown.

[@Unkemptfish]

the most humiliating form of death in tf2: dying to a medic as an offense class

[@minlinius]

ikr

[@ak47epic94]

unless it's a battle medic, and they're REALLY GOOD at what they were doing

[@composedflame3086]

@@ak47epic94 yeah they absolutely destroyed me im a noob lol

[@ak47epic94]

@@composedflame3086 I just died to one this morning, and the man killed five people before he died, one of which is a Heavy with 89 points

[@juango500]

MEDIC GAMING

[@culturalliberator9425]

SMF even 7 years ago can produce such fantastic material.

[@deviousslugcat4201]

2016: Oh no the soldier is dead!
2022: Oh no the soldier was sus!

[@nothoughtsheadempty3097]

0:20 I actually smiled at this part because it just reminded me that there are STILL new people coming to play tf2 everyday.

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

crying UwU
This would never happen everyone reads descriptions EVEN ALLLLL NOOBS trust me when I first got this weapon I read the description I was like this weapon is shit so yeah noobs will know what it does

[@AccordVR]

Sub sandwich With mayo i didnt read the description when i started, i thought my mouse was broken so i went buy a new one then found out i had to scope in

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

Torei
Lol

[@Awfulfeature]

Like me, I have 300 but I bought stuff because I’ve been watching TF2 content for years but I can actually play it now

[@dejectedangel4970]

funny patrt of that is that the Machina was actually my first non-stock sniper rifle so I can understand the pain lol

[@randomzergling]

2:02 The medic looks like he's having so much fun and I love it.

[@weirdbookshelf49]

That medic is me trying offense

[@Ray-qb2cj]

Noobs in TF2 are always having fun (unless theres bots), and their fun in the game gives me hope for the future of TF2

[@dadutchboy2]

that was me once

[@nxdiaz5916]

@Dead Korps The hell got you in such a pissy mood

[@nxdiaz5916]

@Dead Korps You mean 2003? When I was born? Because if so, that’s some hysterically bad math on your part. At this point it seems like it was at its peak before you were born. But you wouldn’t care because your lack of any defining personal qualities seems to have led you down a path of constantly ruining everyone’s enjoyment of anything, just to make this sad state your life is in that little bit less miserable. But if you’re as young as I think, you’ve got a full life ahead of you! Maybe don’t waste it on the CZcams comment section.

[@user-iv9tb4xf9h]

0:50 Literally when the DOOM music kicks in.

[@chefpyro8586]

2:08 That corpse was kinda sussy

[@CuteC3]

No wonder your status was "Playing Source Film Maker" for the past 2 weeks. * *critical thumbs up* *

[@teeraphatphetrak206]

YOU'RE FRIEND WITH THE LEGENDARY WINGLET??!?!?!?!?

[@the_winglet]

+CuteC3 Yeah having no life for 2 weeks finally paid off! :P

[@derekdevil2421]

CUTEC3 I LOVE UR VIDEOS!!

[@CobiVonSchweetz]

+The Winglet Well at least you get paid.

[@mh3350]

cutec3 can you make a rick and morty parady of some sort plz do it for me dreamy hen

[@Potato-vp9gm]

0:31 america finds random middle eastern country with oil.
-2019 (colorized)

[@maxtuner5762]

Thanks for the support ma dude

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

Potato XD NICE

[@zbynekzapletal4167]

America has joined the chat

[@codychu6441]

LOL

[@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682]

not nearly enough civilian deaths

[@Duktigafred]

soldier so good he can use 2 melees and 2 shotguns

[@soggycracker2540]

i love the two medics in this one
i fr had to use all of my willpower to stop myself from laughing

[@albertocamejo827]

This is stupid
Since when does the syringe gun hit something

[@staringgasmask]

It hits teammates when gibus medics try to heal them with it

[@definitelyNOTademonlol]

When u find a spy

[@kristinepon6356]

Or even damage something

[@jd_the_cat]

When I use it.

[@user-mz4fe4ud3p]

I had a triple kill with it.

[@CRRNCRW]

0:41 PoV: The black box soldier main with 2 unusuals just walked out of spawn with a kritzkrieg pocket med

[@MintyCoffee]

The stereotype is stock, not black box.

[@mr.sentryanddispenser]

@@MintyCoffee stereotype for a black box is that nobody ever loved the user of this thing

[@dava8058]

Black box is one thing but you know what worse? Black box + concheror users, gosh I hate those players

[@nodrognameerf]

No one:
Absolutely no one:
POV:
Upd: thx for 2 likes

[@wezz-t812]

*australium black box user

[@Number_1_salesman_1997]

One hundred crits, one soldier.

[@legendofrayquazagaming5125]

Weird how that soldier had 30 health left with two medics pocketing him.

[@AA2004]

0:57 The gym teacher when he helps your team in dodge ball.

[@homience8137]

2:03 but one kid who ate flintstone vitamins joins the battle

[@ther6sshieldmain937]

You have a gruesome teacher.

[@AviaForce]

SO FUCKING TRUE

[@e2b265]

1:01 The kids that have to sit out because they’re in pain from tryhard dodgeball players.

[@getsu0]

Yeh it was weird when he just... hit a kid w/ a shovel

[@realryushiro]

Medics are screaming because they got autobalanced.

[@masrerexploder14]

XD "because blood, and it's red, and they are blue team...is funny" -heavy

[@RoseSupreme]

"See? Red! No, wait, that's blood."

[@engineercorps]

+Ludvig Säflund blood

[@Peter-oz3qh]

lol so true

[@snappy2577]

No its the soldier who got autobalance

[@wizardofthedumb6640]

i love how it's all just a huge setup for a like 5 second punchline

[@user-bf3eb7su9d]

Wow, its amazing! I like that animation, good job;)

[@MarkStillPlays]

0:28
Heavy: HELP ME
Medic: NEIN

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

When someone spams E too much

[@melo0611]

(@Harrison La time traveler) Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic!

[@nichsa8984]

@@harrisonofcolorado8886 feature blood can killing instead two medic

[@Faux_Fox_]

That’s weird he’s not even wearing the blighted beak

[@_alish]

Yeah, that's the joke.

[@bananacakeofficial8550]

Im that gibus sniper when i started tf2 like...
"Why can't i shoot itttttt?!....."

[@gec3v913]

oh god i used to be like that too

[@TheDarkCatYT]

We were all there once

[@TobiasTheGuy]

@@TheDarkCatYT true, so true

[@persontheguyman223]

Wait your that guy i wondered why there this was this gibus sniper trying to no scope shoot me with the machina

[@steve5624]

ooooooooooooooooooo :0

[@BLACKout_TF2]

Wow this is amazing

[@chengweishen4315]

I like how the medics do everything they can to follow soldier

[@ReverieSamedi]

Who would win?
A team player that has played the game since launch, and has perfected their meta since.
A free-to-play with some seriously damn good luck.

[@goldey2353]

free-to-play pyro

[@Alex-jz2hk]

Free 2 play w+m1 jetpak backburner in upward pyro when there is no enemy engi

[@goldey2353]

@@Alex-jz2hk that maybe me

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

Rêverie the team player duh the f2p would be lifeless and would not live

[@butterduck6398]

Gunslinger on Hightower

[@Delfy]

Random crits fair and balanced! (c) Valve

[@Moha-us8in]

I love you delfy

[@jenggoatee]

да

[@chrstfr6834]

No
It's the definition of insanity

[@iiiokoalde]

my favourite class is a GAME

[@jerry1076278565]

no it is no fair when delfy join in the same server with u.With his trolling skills he don't need random crit
k

[@blueknife7728]

This was a good introduction to random crits

[@pragyanagnihotri3893]

Video is about random crits
*SOLDIER HAS ALL CRITS*

[@harryvpn1462]

TEAM CAPTAIN MEDIC o z

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

He’s hacking, that F2P medic is a hero

[@fletchhead938]

@@michaelfixedsys7463 yep

[@legendarytat8278]

100% doesn't count as random.

[@andrj8844]

@@legendarytat8278 hes hacking that he always gets em

[@Tayvin4042]

Worse part is that that Soldier would never respawn as he was then banned for hacks.

[@mrmrmr672]

Banned due to:
One shot hack
Dual weild hack
Aimbot
Spinbot(When he did a barrel roll with the escape plan)

[@seansean792]

@@mrmrmr672 the medic who crit him was actually the server banning him because of these hacks. Or they rigged that one shot just to ban him. 😂

[@goofball1616]

Grabbing bodies for shield

[@sovietheavy5500]

And using greanades that should not be in tf2

[@venomouszebr9755]

@@mrmrmr672 also throwing his melee

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

All it took is one single crit needle

[@mroffice8166]

This solider is getting a lot of random crits as well if he since he is instakilling people with his shotgun all the time

[@matteobanchio2786]

2:02 how to play expert medic

[@Jiffy360]

Matteo Banchio e

[@medictf2.381]

That is my job xd

[@attacus7168]

Well all his teammates are dead

[@MajorReckerFailure]

Ikr

[@Tenko329]

Pro skills lol