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- čas přidán 22. 06. 2023
- As seen in I Mostly Blame Myself at the Players Theatre in NYC.
Sketch title: Perfect Town
Written by: Nick Shanman
Music by: Justin Cooper
Starring: Justin DeSilets, Kaya Simmons, Sean Mana, Nick Shanman, Allison McHugh, Emma McKeen, & Nicky Smigs
Lighting Designer: Patrick Moriarty
Sound Engineer: Shino Frances
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This sketch is a summary of how diversity works
Can this be added to Spotify? I need it
I'd love to go to a show. But i live in Germany
for some reason i cant make my own comment but why is the woman in pink not wearing shoes??
Going to have yo make a trip up there for of them!
That mailman was willing to make the sacrifice for the perfect town. Props
joey b needs to give him a medal
Johnny S would be proud
Bro didn't give any conditions he just offered 😭
Yeah that had me rolig on the couch😂
@@LinnaeusOSM I notcied that the mailman just wanted to test the s*x offender out in bed
I mean he literally slapped the teachers ass not 15 seconds after entering the scene. Call it a hunch, but I don’t think he’s changed, y’all.
I feel that statement like he felt that teacher’s ass 💀
I DIDNT REALIZE THAT OH MY YOSH
@@kelvisaisawesomestop
I'm pretty sure he didn't. I looked back twice and paid very close attention. Still, pedophiles never change.
Didn't he also grab the mailmans chest ?
His voice is so perfect when he enters
You don't even have to say who for us to know
PREACH
Yes
i just came from denver im a sex-offender, this is the perfect toooooown
"He" is enough to know who
The sex offender’s comedic timing is just absolutely spot on! I love him so much! I pray his comedy gets to bigger audiences!
I totally agree
@@intellectualsemipoeticbullshitwow i love your part of the gay agenda
@@letroser Thank you!
@@letroser my hobbies include turning your children and the frogs gay!
i think he would prefer smaller audiences
I adore the dude who took the bravest role.
I agree
Plumbers are really mistreated in society
plumb plumb plumb!
yeah, the mailman was ready to sacrifice it all for the perfect town
Yes, the mailman was ready to risk it all
Yup 😅
I love how they're all just "literally go to the next town, let them deal with him."
"double it and give it to the next person"
@@migui7682 Yes the next town will have to deal with double the amount of charges
@@RandomGuy_368double the trouble
i love how you can totally sing that line with the melody
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I think we all deserve a “Perfect Town” full-length musical comedy
Yea just a full play about a town trying each in there own way to kick out the sex offender would be an extremely funny play lol
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yesssssssssssss
I WOULD WATCH THATTTTTT@@mikeknight1778
@@mikeknight1778and then at the end they accept him and then he touches the children
Yes
This should be on Broadway
😂
I thinks it’s Off Broadway in NYC right now
best comparison I have is Avenue Q
Nah it’s TOO GOOD for broadway
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I love how similar this is to the F.U.N. song from spongebob! It's different enough to obviously be its own thing, but it's still close enough to be recognizable!
It sounds like the F.U.N (SpongeBob) and bits of Let it Grow (The Lorax) had a tune child.
F is for fuck which he does to people
U is for using force
N is for no consent from anyone at all
now here in this Perfect Town~
@@ghanig9948Fucking stop! This is perfect! 😭💀
@@ghanig9948LMFAO IM DYING
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I love the "SOMETHING BAD'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN" part, I'm surprised I can't find any comments talking about it since it's so amazing.
well, it is going to be bad.
"I had a line here but I’d rather not"😂
Ngl kinda confused as to what this means 😂 but I love it
@@all_things_fun_and_foodIt means he was supposed to sing something according to his script but he's too uncomfortable to. Tbh could be an actor who forgot his line, but might be from the original script.
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 oooooh thank you!!!
i thought it was a reference to mr mcfeely from mr rogers neighborhood who very much interacted with children given the far more appropriate context 😅
"Something bad's about to happen"
"Mom i made it into a play at school!"
mom: "Sweet honey, what would you be? Its ok if its a tree again"
"No mom"
Oh god..
I just came from denver
@@Roman_Alvarado im a sex offender
"I just came from Denver. I'm a sex offender."
Best line ever 😂
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@@mr.mlgbeast5290I think we get it💀
🏴☠️💀🏴☠️💀☠️💀🏴☠️💀🏴☠️💀☠️👲🏴☠️👲☠️💀🏴☠️👲☠️💀☠️💀🏴☠️💀☠️💀🏴☠️💀☠️💀👲🏴☠️☠️@@bluebros1813
Lil bro @@mr.mlgbeast5290
Im a tween and I still watch this video a lot
That MailMan was open to making the perfect sacrifice for the perfect town. Amazing! 😂😂🤣
The mailman is a real one
he is the best around
Okay but why is this so good?!
Casting was pretty well spot on. Personally the teacher and pastor could of switched.
The girl in pink plays the perfect annoyingly nice one
Mailman was perfect with his vocals
And the sex offender played it perfectly.
Why would they need to swap
@@looktouch
I think it only throws me off because subconsciously I know women can’t be pastors. She acted the role well though.
Also the catholic church has priests, not pastors, in addition to not having women in the role.
@@patricksimoneau7647 Also, the teacher is literally dressed as a pastor. A lot of churches dont use those robes. Maybe catholic churches do maybe, idk I dont go to Catholic church
bro was method acting
Throughout the entire song you don't expect the offender to have this line at 3:06
The poor guy just got harrased by the mailman, he's shaken up, something bads gonna happen to him, the mailman had no reason to do that
@@wingnightbackwardsso you're defending a pedo. The first thing he does is to proceed to sexually assault the teacher by grabbing his ass.
@@wingnightbackwards i’m gonna need to see your hard drive.
@@themosaicshow I'm actively advocating against sexual harassment in that reply
@@wingnightbackwards did i stutter
As someone who still finds every gag known for a human funny. must say i'm a fan of Denver Man's tone. I could just be minding my own business and hear him say "just got head from the mailman this is the perfect town!!" and destroy my respiratory capabilities from all the wheezing.
This is an amazing comment
THIS IS THE PERFECT COMMENT
“Nothing bad ever happens-“
The Denver Guy: “Yoohoo big summer blowout”
Okay hate his character but the guy who just moved to town reminds me of jack black In the best way and I want to sing a silly song with him but like at the alter and we say I do at the end he gives off my future husband vibes 😭 the angelic singing at key points?? Masterpiece.
fun fact he played Jack Black in a sketch we did once 😂
@@IMostlyBlameMyselfyou guys are amazing
@@JustSomeRandomBurgerunderstatement
@@IMostlyBlameMyselfmakes sense
@@IMostlyBlameMyself link? 😏🫡🤣
That "No" at the end. Harsh, but very funny and brilliantly timed
This deserves wayyyyy more views
“I am very helpful with my hands, I’m also really forceful if you get into a jam” 😂😂
1:58 I fought for my fucking life to not laugh loudly at this during midnight
love the script, keep up the great work
appreciate that!
@@IMostlyBlameMyselfhes from denver hes a sex offender.......
"Will you open up your hearts?"
The mail man who said he'd open up his mouth for the guy
The average school play:
“i just came from denver im a s*x offender”
had me on the floor 💀💀🗿🗿🗿
was this where Colleen got her inspiration from
edit. 3:25 Colleen vibes
Well this isn't directed at children.... So no
@@jayfrankethe crime is child related
💀
@@jayfranke "I won't touch your children, that's without a doubt."
@@jayfrankeshes a child sex offender
3:04
Nothing bad ever happens
Something bad is about to happen
0:38 is the iconic moment
0:40😂😂😂
The “something bads about to happen” got me
‘I am a pastor, Catholic devout’
I was not aware we Catholics have women priests.
I think she's pretending Marvin.
In the past like medieval ages there were female priest in the catholic religion
@@OctopusWhoSeesAll Must've been some non-legitamate breakaway religion calling themselves Catholic then
There is a difference between a pastor and a priest women can be pastors but not priests
@@izzy1633 A pastor is generally understood to mean a priest in charge of a parish - so, no, a woman cannot be a pastor.
The neighbor comforting the kid is kinda wholesome in a way 😅
"nothing bad ever happens" "SOMTHING BADS ABOUT TO HAPPEN"
I’m so glad I found this whole video!! I watched a clip of it and was tearing up laughing. Then I found this video and was laughing so hard😂😂😂
0:53 he smacks the teachers butt
He also try’s to take him😂 1:25
I didn't notice LOL
I feel like you guys have real potential! This was a good sketch, and I hope you keep going! The guy who played the sex offender might have it rough, but it was really nice to see him smile during his solo towards the end when people cheered for his singing.
I hope you read this, and so I'll address it to you directly. It was quite good, I could tell you were very nervous from the voice quivers, but you kept your voice well under control regardless, and stayed on the notes, all while in character. You did a fantastic job, and I'm really glad people in the audience acknowledged that, you deserved it. I hope all of your careers go far!
@malta7406 yea they rly need the pep talk from u who are you anyway lol these guys have tens of thousands of fans
Yes this guy
Comment very patronizing
Oh, you know the best, don't you
The person who plays the sex offender is called Justin. He often plays the villains tho lol
I don’t think they need the vocal coaching or review from a random CZcams commenter. They do this for a living lol
This sounds so familiar with game changer. This is funny too.
3:31 is a better apology than Colleens "shitty little song"
🤣 The fact that you go from the 'FUN' song 'The Scientist' at 3:23 is priceless.
'Nobody said it was easy' _for sure_
LMAOOO I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THAT
Exactly
2:59
I can confirm, I had one from him.
The delivery guy came in clutch at the end bro😂
He did what needed to be done
1:12 mail man was her real father
This reminds me of the crayon song where the black crayon sings about bad things while everyone else is happy 💃🏽
Oh Classic Studio C
I think that preacher would be happy to have this guy as a neighbour
💀💀💀
Patrick voice “What’s the difference”
No, just means more competition
You’re thinking of priests.
@@damobeck1 whatever
This musical belongs on Broadway
this needs a full blown play
Choice of words.
PHRASING!
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you
Plankton those thing aren't what fun is all about
Now do it like this
F is for friends who do stuff to
Never, that's completely idiotic
Here, let me help you
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
Try it
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
Wait, I don't understand this
I feel all tingly inside, should we stop?
No, that's how you're suppose to feel
Well, I like it, let's do it again
Okay
F is for frolick through all the flowers
U is for ukulele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking
Here with my best buddy
was looking for this comment lol
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F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for u and meee, N is for anywhere and any time at all! Down here in the deep blue seaaaa
Damn the pastor got some competition🔥🔥🔥
HELP 💀💀
The mailman 💀
Lmao. My mind went off the rail when Mailman, Plumber & Friendly Neighbor showed up
This gives major Avenue Q vibes
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Noted.
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9. A sex offender
10. a second chance@@sebaxibeingsilly
My neighbor: 0:40
Watch your kids closely around that fella..
Mine commited 23 crimes and tried to kidnap me and my 9 yo friend saying he wanted to take "selfies"
My neighbor drugged me 😃
@@Airy_host_of_ONE what.
@@Nutter_Butter_ yeahhhh he accidentally put in his sleeping pills
0:14
I deliver mail
+throw+
0:48 the girls facial expression hear just kills me
Yeah, but always!!
I thats so fantastic
This has so much Bo Burnham "What." energy lmao
0:32 is the definition of perfect timing..
This is the greatest play I have ever seen. The performance unfolded like a masterpiece, weaving a tapestry of emotions that resonated deeply with the audience. The actors, through their impeccable skills, brought the characters to life, each nuance and expression contributing to the rich narrative. The script, a symphony of poignant words and profound themes, touched the heart and stimulated the mind. The staging and set design added a visual poetry to the storytelling, creating a mesmerizing atmosphere that transported the audience to another realm. The play's ability to provoke introspection, evoke laughter, and tug at the strings of the soul made it an unforgettable and uplifting experience. It is a testament to the transformative power of the performing arts, reminding us of the beauty that lies in shared stories and the magic that unfolds when talent and creativity converge on the stage.
ok why do you sound like my english teacher?-💀
Ok chat gpt
this is ai generated. put it through a detector and it all was flagged.
@@maltancrusader ok bro
Im so stoned I agree with chat gpt fr fr
I want this to be an entire play. 🤣
Now I walk into rooms singing "I just came from Denver, I'm a sex offender". Thanks.
The Catholic priest walking in without batting an eye was a nice touch
Not holding hands at 1:25 is oddly funny
Bro was about to sing the sex offender shuffle
I know we’re all talking about the offender but like…
I AM THE PLUMBER PLUMB PLUMB PLUMB
It should be illegal that this song is this catchy. It gets stuck in my head regularly.
We making out of denver with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣
Kudos for whoever was in charge of the piano. I'd absolutely lost it the second Florida Man started spittin'.
The mailman really makes this, between having the best lines and his facial expressions hahaha
"I had a line here, but I'd rather not"
Wise choice
the plumber looks and sounds like Danny from GameGrumps. This is amazing.
0:51 THE SLAP 💀and 3:23 just changed the mood of the song
THEATRE SHALL NEVER DIE
F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me!
N is for anywhere at anytime at all!
Down here in the deep blue sea!
not the "ILL GIVE U A BL0WJ0B IF U LEAVE THE TOWN!"
laughing so hard!!
best music ever!
For a few seconds, it sounded a bit like The Fun Song from OG Spongebob Squarepants singing it to Plankton
Same. I think that's what they got there idea.
0:49 lmao the piano is trying to catch up after being shocked by that stranger
absolute banger
This song lives rent free in my head
This deserve more attentions!!!!
His delivery is just so good
I was 100% ready for the catholic pastor to also be an alleged sex offender but color me surprised
Why?
That also can’t be a real pastor anyway
the first woman’s face whenever he said something 😭 she nailed it
That mailman is chaotic good
Every time I click on to you guys it puts a smile on my face. Whether I have a good day or a bad day I can always count on you guys to make me happy, thank you.❤
You know it’s good when the camera man laughs
“ I just came from Denver I’m a sex Offender” got me dieing like my face 👁👄👁
Reminds me of BoyinaBand's Town of Salem song with Minx... i mean, the song's refrain is literally "cause nothing bad ever happens in this town! Nothing bad ever happens in this town"
The riff in wrong tho! So true!
The one on the far right is the most relatable for no specific reason
This is so Awesome ! Thank you for sharing 🌻 Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
tHE PINK COLOURED GIRLS MOVEMENT WAS ON POINT SO ENERGETIC I LOVE IT
0:40 “I just came from Denver I’m a sex offender”
Nah man I’m dead
F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for u and mee
(I cant unhear it)
Rhyming “teachering about” with “catholic devout” was slick
Coleen Ballinger be like
We need a Denver prequel.
Guy: Your favorite song tells a lot about who you are
My favorite song:
“ I just came from Denver I’m a S$x offender” got me cracking up💀
😂so did it with me