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  • @ambiguousamphibian
    @ambiguousamphibian  Před rokem +3083

    Please use the space below to write a congratulatory message/compliment about this video:

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 Před rokem +11942

    "Mom, I can't sleep. The garbage smell is too strong"
    "No, honey. Don't say that out loud. Don't let them find out about the garbage or they're gonna destroy our house"

    • @captaincodypotato8386
      @captaincodypotato8386 Před rokem +210

      Too funny

    • @CatMagglio
      @CatMagglio Před rokem +453

      For real dystopian novel

    • @SilverDrakez
      @SilverDrakez Před rokem +39

      Thanks for the good laugh :)

    • @kimberly4275
      @kimberly4275 Před rokem +13

      Lmfaooo

    • @PrimalGoat
      @PrimalGoat Před rokem +392

      "Mom there's a weird man wearing a black mask outside our house. Should we call the police?:
      "No, honey. The police will bulldoze our house if we do that."

  • @Louis-in3qu
    @Louis-in3qu Před rokem +7945

    "to discourage people from being poor, we raised taxes on the poor" seems legit

    • @erikbudrow1255
      @erikbudrow1255 Před rokem +295

      Ikr, I had to stop and think "Is this how economics actually works?" 🤔

    • @GamerGuy249
      @GamerGuy249 Před rokem +172

      Ah yes, the Victoria 2 strategy.

    • @thevoiceofcake
      @thevoiceofcake Před rokem +402

      Raising taxes on poor people to encourage people to be rich so you can generate more revenue from rich people taxes is exactly the kind of “tax the rich” scheme we would pass in America

    • @gregh378
      @gregh378 Před rokem +155

      And that kids is the story of why Liz Truss is Britain's shortest serving prime minister

    • @clray123
      @clray123 Před rokem +29

      Not only taxes but also corporeal punishment must be passed - the only way for poor people to improve their material situation.

  • @GregSalazar
    @GregSalazar Před rokem +489

    "To discourage people from being poor, we raised taxes on the poor..." 💀

  • @sagganuts18
    @sagganuts18 Před rokem +578

    I wish this game allowed more ways to experiment with public transportation. It’s so car centric. I love my trains.

    • @cherryslat5702
      @cherryslat5702 Před rokem +34

      Theres metros and buses, I guess trains normally are intra-city so its on too big of a scale for the game which is based on one city

    • @Jack-he8jv
      @Jack-he8jv Před rokem +1

      @@cherryslat5702 the game devs are ridiculously brainwashed/payed shills for cars, for example many of the costs for cars on cities which includes parking lots/gas/roads taking up huge swaths of land/road maintenance that is literally bankrupting cities etc... are not even considered while they retarded costs to pedestrian/public transport infrastructure.

    • @2298839082508923859
      @2298839082508923859 Před rokem +14

      I don't think, that this game is good for it. Map is too small for creating somewhat elaborate intercity train system, that would make sense.

    • @shraka
      @shraka Před rokem +96

      @@2298839082508923859 You're American aren't you? A bunch of cities use suburban trains. I can walk 10 minutes between my two local train stops - and no it's not a metro.

    • @TheMitmiter
      @TheMitmiter Před rokem +15

      @@shraka A metro is a train...

  • @obsidian-triviam5991
    @obsidian-triviam5991 Před rokem +4665

    hes like lets game it out, but instead of making everything a living hell, he makes everything a confusing hell.

    • @deathweaselx86
      @deathweaselx86 Před rokem +56

      Let’s game it out but better

    • @aaronswanson6227
      @aaronswanson6227 Před rokem +104

      Let's Kafka it out

    • @yes-hn7mw
      @yes-hn7mw Před rokem +183

      @@deathweaselx86 both are good

    • @atsukana1704
      @atsukana1704 Před rokem +238

      @@deathweaselx86 i love both for different reasons. AA challenges himself, while lets game it out challenges the game 😂

    • @EternamDoov
      @EternamDoov Před rokem +2

      He's* let's*

  • @zareklordofthefries7858
    @zareklordofthefries7858 Před rokem +7188

    I'm baffled by the idea that paths for people to walk on are more expensive to maintain than paths for giant heavy machinery

    • @aviowl8945
      @aviowl8945 Před rokem +331

      Me too

    • @user72974
      @user72974 Před rokem +2352

      Yeah this isn't accurate. In real life, pedestrian areas are a lot less expensive for the city to maintain because you get a lot more (taxable) business activity per unit area in them compared to roads, parking lots, etc.

    • @verdiss7487
      @verdiss7487 Před rokem +1757

      It's absurd. The problem should be flipped: it's maintaining road infrastructure that should be bankrupting cities, just like real life.

    • @hi-i-am-atan
      @hi-i-am-atan Před rokem +192

      they aren't - they cost the same, both in terms of build cost and upkeep. i think the only actual added cost to pedestrian areas are the service points
      and, well, strictly speaking, they _are_ still maintained to support giant heavy machinery. the pedestrian roads see a lot less automobile use than normal ones, for sure, but they still have to handle vehicles like ambulances and fire engines

    • @Fenrakk101
      @Fenrakk101 Před rokem +836

      @@hi-i-am-atan this is not true at all. ambulances and vans don't damage roads. road wear is exponentially proportional to vehicle size/weight, to the point where in any traffic engineering calculations you literally only consider trucks. and you're not allowed to cram giant articulated trucks onto any pedestrianized streets

  • @epiccrisis8958
    @epiccrisis8958 Před rokem +91

    Needs mixed used zoning where one building serves as both housing and commercial at the same time. It will solve the issue of houses being so damn expensive to maintain.

    • @shraka
      @shraka Před rokem +7

      That's good to have but you don't NEED it for walkable cities. If you would have a shop with a level of residential on top, just put a two story shop with a two story residential next to it. You can easily hit walkable densities with that approach - in reality anyway. Hell you can do it with single story if you have well planned PT.

    • @erkinalp
      @erkinalp Před rokem +13

      Cities:Skylines lacks complex and mixed use zone support. It only allows basic Euclidean and building by building methods.

  • @CommanderTK9091
    @CommanderTK9091 Před rokem +85

    That’s funny that some of the financial district buildings simply existed as a façade while all of its employees worked remotely.

  • @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva
    @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva Před rokem +2875

    The successful city is like something out of a light pulp sci-fi novel or manga. A shadowy megacorp starts a company town where every resident, whether they know it or not, is participating in the world's largest front for illegal bank shenanigans and kept in line by elite copter pilots and tech cops.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L Před rokem +237

      The two neighbourhood cops everyone knows suddenly hear helicopters overhead like “uh oh, Corporate HQ must’ve sent in the big guns” and suddenly everything is 80s neon vibes

    • @Benaplus1
      @Benaplus1 Před rokem +52

      So basically Robocop, then

    • @JEASOUA
      @JEASOUA Před rokem +81

      anyone who complains gets bulldozed

    • @richter2842
      @richter2842 Před rokem +174

      I sip my coffee: Its 2:00 AM
      I stare at the balance sheet in the "city Hall", though the name barely applies: Its a husk of an office building that is floor upon floor of nothing but computer servers for mining cryptocurrency. I look over the states investments and get reminded of my job in the morning gloom.
      I'm a financial fixer who's responsible for making sure the "city of the future" stays in the green, at least on paper. The truth is, its never been in the green, and crypto is one of the two pillars that keep the whole thing running, the other being the vast deathcare service that makes up the cities largest business. It more or less entirely supports the government in its use of helicopter police to silence any criticism from the innumerable small business that act as fronts for further investment.
      The cities whole market is a lie, all the money is fake, and everyone is just riding this out until things finally crash.
      My thoughts are scattered as I've kept them to myself my whole life: I saw enough friends lose their house or get disappeared to know not to speak out. You either move away or you play the system.
      I hate this job, but you can't say no to the kind of money it offers.

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad Před rokem +21

      @@richter2842 very nice

  • @jacoblyman9441
    @jacoblyman9441 Před rokem +451

    Dude just made E.P.C.O.T in Cities Skylines. Underground roads, circles, pedestrian and mass transit only on the surface... yep.

    • @ambiguousamphibian
      @ambiguousamphibian  Před rokem +212

      Don't tell people about my plans to recreate Florida yet

    • @MABfan11
      @MABfan11 Před rokem +9

      @@ambiguousamphibian en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A4ike-%C3%95ism%C3%A4e

    • @bigmike8586
      @bigmike8586 Před rokem +19

      @@ambiguousamphibian The entirety of Florida? You'll need to cross it over with Planet Zoo, there are so many gators you can't just ignore them

    • @vamuse
      @vamuse Před rokem +2

      Recreating the Venus Project might have actually been more sustainable...

  • @comradetio
    @comradetio Před rokem +99

    Next video: Cities: Skylines, No Cities

  • @Vooman
    @Vooman Před rokem +22

    I love the premise of Ultimate Pedestrianton's cash flows, particularly due to the thought of it turning straight to Mad Max the second the Everything Bubble popped lmao

  • @acksOldPeople
    @acksOldPeople Před rokem +658

    When he said his patrons haven't committed any crimes I had a pang of guilt, but then I remember I'm not a patron so am legally allowed to commit as many crimes as I like.

    • @crazyboutferrets
      @crazyboutferrets Před rokem +38

      It's not a crime if you're legally allowed to do it

    • @300fans
      @300fans Před rokem +21

      Found the loophole!

    • @Elvesflame
      @Elvesflame Před rokem +12

      @@crazyboutferrets It's not a crime if the state never finds out!

    • @rtsrt165
      @rtsrt165 Před rokem

      you can commit crimes, but then prison workers will commit crimes on you >:)

  • @MrCompassionate01
    @MrCompassionate01 Před rokem +1284

    Why do pedestrian areas cost more to maintain than roads? You would've thought human feet would do less cumulative damage than vehicles.

    • @captaincodypotato8386
      @captaincodypotato8386 Před rokem +415

      It's all the ppl who wear Crocs

    • @nathanb011
      @nathanb011 Před rokem +784

      Because the Cities Skylines devs seem to think of pedestrian paths as vanity structures (hence the categorization) so it is more expensive despite the clear unrealistic nature.

    • @MrMessiah2013
      @MrMessiah2013 Před rokem +449

      Because Colossal Order don't realize that "Pedestrian Area" doesn't mean "no cars, ever" and that emergency and maintenance vehicles are definitely still allowed there. You can imagine that in this imaginary world, maintenance and emergency services would be much more expensive.
      For an example of such an area in real life, you can just look at one of the best examples of a car-free pedestrian are in America in real life: Disney. Where groundskeepers, ambulances, and security all still have access to vehicles and aren't forced to walk everywhere.
      Just another example of "Car-brain" in the wild.

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin Před rokem +39

      @@nathanb011 I mean unless you live in an overpacked city they ARE vanity structures.

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin Před rokem +11

      Sidewalks tend to be more expensive than roads.

  • @Zerox5861
    @Zerox5861 Před rokem +11

    You.. basically built Epcot in that third city. Not the theme park, the actual city Walt Disney planned. Well done.

  • @jaggederest
    @jaggederest Před rokem +8

    Might be your most realistic city yet - "made possible by horrible state-run shadow banking and market manipulation [despite] this city sustaining massive negative cashflow"

  • @alpheelol
    @alpheelol Před rokem +1323

    please never stop making these

    • @evilgibson
      @evilgibson Před rokem +14

      as long as ambiguous avoids the eye of CZcams, it will be fine.
      CZcams could find X rated content in a video of dancing fruit for babies.

    • @SMGJohn
      @SMGJohn Před rokem +8

      @@evilgibson
      Its okay, so long ambiguous praises the rich and our glorious free market ecogronomics, he will be forgiven by the CZcams big brother.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Před rokem +1

      1000th 👍

  • @tiredwastelander
    @tiredwastelander Před rokem +675

    I like how his videos are super in depth and interesting but also easy to watch and very enjoyable

  • @RyokoVT
    @RyokoVT Před rokem +57

    How the hell did Paradox arrive to the conclusion that pedestrian zones are more expensive than anything else. I don't understand how this happened.

    • @SerLagsalot
      @SerLagsalot Před rokem +11

      Paradox Mathematics is a special kind

    • @C4H10N4O2
      @C4H10N4O2 Před 9 měsíci +11

      The road is being cleaned and maintained by hand, because no machine is allowed to break the sanctity of it's concrete.
      So many man hours are required that it is more expensive than a highway.

    • @mannypardo8900
      @mannypardo8900 Před 4 měsíci

      Pro-car propaganda brought to you by big car.

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 Před rokem +4

    5:27 This is world class commentary.

  • @Mankorra_Gomorrah
    @Mankorra_Gomorrah Před rokem +822

    One of the first cities I made in cities skylines was a car free city using the traffic manager mod to ban cars, but not trucks, taxis or emergency services, from every street. The only ways into the city were air, train, or boats and it worked really well. It forced me to design some pretty robust subway and tram networks but once I got good at that the whole thing worked like any normal city.

    • @Joe-xq3zu
      @Joe-xq3zu Před rokem +177

      That sounds like a city I wouldn't mind living in

    • @Mankorra_Gomorrah
      @Mankorra_Gomorrah Před rokem +54

      @@Joe-xq3zu ya I thought it was going to be a dystopian hell scape, kind of like the cities in the video, but I wasn’t upset that it worked lol

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L Před rokem +98

      That’s more realistic honestly, these “you must build houses on Lifestyle Centre paving” rule is bizarre, no wonder it cost so much in the video.

    • @stormlordeternal7663
      @stormlordeternal7663 Před rokem +115

      When banning private cars actually improves traffic and better public transport makes up the difference better. Turns out when you ban cars you kind of have to provide an alternative form of transport for people to get far without walking alot.

    • @fryingpanda9103
      @fryingpanda9103 Před rokem +62

      Congratulations you've created denmark.

  • @wisdomaxolotl2766
    @wisdomaxolotl2766 Před rokem +66

    Congratulations on accidently becoming an Urbanism CZcamsr!

    • @evinbraley
      @evinbraley Před rokem +20

      He'll join the ranks of Not Just Bikes and Adam Something one day.

    • @kacpero02
      @kacpero02 Před rokem +7

      @@evinbraley oh god i hope not

  • @shijikori
    @shijikori Před rokem +57

    love it when your city building game is car centric.

    • @goodguyguan3412
      @goodguyguan3412 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Weird it's almost like real life. Have you stepped outside your house in a while?

    • @joendeo1890
      @joendeo1890 Před 8 dny +1

      ​@@goodguyguan3412yes. I want to walk places but all these roads make it dangerous to do so.

  • @theblackguytv9891
    @theblackguytv9891 Před rokem +201

    "You need the police? A team of men are on their way with SLEDGEHAMMERS to knock down your house" HAHAHAA 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @no-lifenoah7861
      @no-lifenoah7861 Před rokem +20

      on the bright side, the criminal you're complaining about will more than likely be trapped within the rubble and asphyxiated to death

    • @theblackguytv9891
      @theblackguytv9891 Před rokem +9

      You can't steal if there's nothing left to steal 😂

    • @lessevilnyarlathotep1595
      @lessevilnyarlathotep1595 Před rokem +2

      just like real life!

    • @Jack-he8jv
      @Jack-he8jv Před rokem +6

      sounds like something that could actually happen in the US lol.

  • @Squibbleses
    @Squibbleses Před rokem +128

    I remember playing the original SimCity and figuring out you could replace all the roads with rail and completely avoid traffic caused pollution. It was a sad day when I got SimCity 2000 and that particular trick no longer worked

    • @colinhubble6667
      @colinhubble6667 Před rokem +6

      it works in sim city 3000, i got a million people on rail and subway lines once

    • @t.parrot3968
      @t.parrot3968 Před rokem +5

      Also putting electrical wire above every rail and reducing the maintenance fund to zero percent. The wire saved the rail from destruction 😎

    • @MyDude199
      @MyDude199 Před rokem +1

      that is how my mom use to play SimCity

  • @68Fourty72
    @68Fourty72 Před rokem +8

    "You have, two minutes, to design a city that takes one minute to walk through." Dom, Inception

  • @moppt
    @moppt Před rokem +2

    4:38 me and my partner are sat in bed dying of laughter at the idea of a thief, midway through a burglar, being surprised as 50 people with sledgehammers burst through every wall at once, and proceed to kill the thief in the process.

  • @altejoh
    @altejoh Před rokem +34

    Reminds me of a city I tried designing in highschool. Concentric rings, gradient zoning, but instead of roads, a venice like waterway system. Had a knock on effect of reducing heat island effect as well.

  • @vojtasTS29
    @vojtasTS29 Před rokem +381

    *tries to build a non car centric city
    *does hard zoning and shit density
    truly amazing urban planning right there

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L Před rokem +51

      TBF the first is built into the game, the second… yeah

    • @DevynCairns
      @DevynCairns Před rokem +68

      @@kaitlyn__L While yeah there's no mixed-use lots, you can actually get pretty good results by alternating commercial, residential, and office, without any separation. You just have to be careful not to put too much commercial beside high-density residential or the noise pollution is bad. But offices can work to buffer that. I've been able to have pretty mixed-use cities in the game - it's a lot of work but it actually looks pretty cool.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L Před rokem +26

      @@DevynCairns fair enough. I’ve done that myself, but growing up in a place where so many people live in flats above shops, your solution is still far too “hard” zoning for my liking ;)
      I saw a little of that in some of these cities in this video though, but not as densely alternating as it could’ve.

    • @DevynCairns
      @DevynCairns Před rokem +30

      @@kaitlyn__L You're lucky - where I live there were several decades where they pretty much avoided doing anything mixed-use at all outside of some very core areas, and it's only started coming back in the last 20 years. There are still entire neighborhoods where you can't have a shop or cafe at all except on one particular street.
      I wish Cities: Skylines had mixed-use lots and a little more gameplay mechanics at the actual building level, but as it is you can still make pretty nice cities compared to some places ;)

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Před rokem +9

      Hard zoning was painful to watch

  • @calebjordan3116
    @calebjordan3116 Před rokem +5

    I love that you dont go from fun pc games to boring mobile games. it's always so enjoyable to watch your content

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 Před rokem +5

    Kind of dumb that the pedestrian roads are more expensive to maintain seeing as in real life it's the literal complete opposite. How very American of the developers.

  • @IRBork
    @IRBork Před rokem +60

    I love the Cities series on this channel because it always starts out as a quirky fun little idea to just build a whacky city and it always ends up being glaring lesson in modern socioeconomics.

    • @bongosmcdongos4190
      @bongosmcdongos4190 Před rokem +30

      Not in this case sadly. He shouldn't be this far in the red as pedistian paths don't swallow money irl. Road maintenance does.
      He's also kind of making them badly, no offense to him. He's not a city planner.

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 Před rokem +34

      Ehh, problem is the game is very American and car-centric - it's not a realistic economic sim. The fact pedestrian paths are more expensive than roads says it all

    • @accelerationquanta5816
      @accelerationquanta5816 Před rokem

      @@bongosmcdongos4190 You know what else swallows money? Welfare parasites.

    • @TheJustifiedDevil
      @TheJustifiedDevil Před rokem +6

      @@saoirsedeltufo7436 They are not more expensive, that's the thing, I keep seeing people say that but u can check it yourself on the wiki. Somewhat realistically what is costly about it is the fact that now the government needs to have employers and facilities to distribute and collect stuff. You could let businesses and so do their own delivery but that would be ripe for abuse and w that raising the maintenance indirectly for damage of car overuse on pedestrian roads. That's also shown by the fact that the price of them goes up with the zoning, as u would need more and more people hired to do the work that would usually be handled privately.
      Have a nice day!

  • @adorable_anarchy2
    @adorable_anarchy2 Před rokem +85

    I too have been playing with this idea. One of my favorite things to do is take out most of the roads and make them utilize Cable cars. Either that or the whole city is made of roundabouts going different directions. Some neat designs can be made, and if you put crossroads in the middle you can utilize them very well. additionally, it makes it pretty easy to add tollbooths every 5 feet. Lol

  • @Madnessnunky
    @Madnessnunky Před rokem +6

    Many congratulatories to you! The many walking feets slapping the ground are an applause to all who look down from above!

  • @Atorbmain
    @Atorbmain Před rokem +5

    you know it's a banger video when ur only critique is you want it to be longer

  • @gekokapowco
    @gekokapowco Před rokem +29

    the way you ran that town in almost a legitimate financial way makes you seem quite competent and attractive

  • @Beoulve95
    @Beoulve95 Před rokem +31

    Sorry about that $11.99, chief. But it was well worth it considering the results.

  • @K.R.O1875
    @K.R.O1875 Před rokem +3

    The first 3 minutes isn't actually gameplay from Skylines. It's Klaus Schwab's wet dream digitised.
    If you listen carefully at 2:35 you can hear him climaxing, uttering the words "oooh yah, destroy ze private property. Tell Greta ve got anuzer polluter"

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur Před rokem +4

    Turns out, to have a ecological utopia, you also need to accept the abolishment of garbage collection, sewage handling, police, hospitals, ambulances, fire trucks, food deliveries (even to the stores themselves), employment opportunity further than 1km away, and pretty much everything else that brought us out of the medieval age.
    Greta Thurnborg would still say its a good idea. kek

  • @chinsaw2727
    @chinsaw2727 Před rokem +12

    9:17 “Most of the Bold, exciting city of Pedestrianton is made possible by state-run shadow banking and market manipulation, and this city sustains massive negative cash flows every week.”
    So… just like London?

  • @TheMfbuddha
    @TheMfbuddha Před rokem +49

    I needed your soothing sultry monologue to ease me through his migraine, the universe provides

  • @Djin348
    @Djin348 Před rokem +6

    4:26 there's no home invasion when there's no home

  • @johannaderee4763
    @johannaderee4763 Před rokem +1

    I would like to propose that the method of having people build houses, only to demolish them when they become too dirty, be dubbed the Hokusai method after the famed Japanese painter. Hokusai, most known for his iconic work "the great wave of Kanagawa" was well known for absolutely refusing to clean his houses. He would live somewhere for a while, and then, when it got dirty, he would move. He moved over a hundred times in his life, once even twice in a single day, because he dropped a pot of ink during moving, ruining the floor in his new house

  • @tonydraht
    @tonydraht Před rokem +34

    Your channel has quickly become my favorite, I keep rewatching videos I have already seen dozens of times just because there is basically no channel that compares to the content you put out. Keep doing what youre doin

    • @vhms123
      @vhms123 Před rokem +2

      I too do that to both AA and SsethTzeentach. They're comedy geniuses

  • @macangies
    @macangies Před rokem +45

    is it just me or does he sound just a little more crazy every video

  • @ToasterBath1223
    @ToasterBath1223 Před rokem +1

    "Rely minimally upon streets" love it. Love you amphibian, you give me the will power to play this taxing and stressful game every time.

  • @Roset595
    @Roset595 Před rokem +9

    AA: makes a pedestrian only city because roads are too expensive
    City Skylines: makes walking paths even more expensive than roads
    AA: "time to i n v e s t "

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer Před rokem +48

    Commenting before watching... how? Highways only? 100 off ramps into a single building each?
    Edit: Incredible, iconic. Truly a city worth future planners could learn from.

  • @DaWombatGaming
    @DaWombatGaming Před rokem +57

    Your work is always a treat

  • @piggypoo
    @piggypoo Před rokem +4

    4:09
    Garbage dump 9 3/4?

  • @lokovodo
    @lokovodo Před rokem +1

    Yo dude you are my favorite "plays games and edits them into videos" kinda CZcamsr, &nd I'd extend that to; You're my favorite "I'ma put this on while I am chillin and tryna relax the brain before I start hibernating".

  • @P0PE418
    @P0PE418 Před rokem +13

    tip! use roads with trees on the sides to prevent street parking!

  • @rinmaone2
    @rinmaone2 Před rokem +19

    after 12 long days..rejoice! the amphigious ambibian has blessed us with a gold tier narrative!

  • @ragerancher
    @ragerancher Před rokem +1

    "Hello police, yes I'd like to report a crime please"
    "Ok sir, please stay where you are, we will send a bulldozer round soon."

  • @Xahnel
    @Xahnel Před rokem +3

    On one hand, the city is a paradise of foot and bike traffic, with no gasoline bill, or car payments, or motor vehicle insurance.
    On the other, the mayor keeps shilling bitcoin at us, and always looks like the only thing sustaining him is cocaine and coffee. And city employees always look afraid, like their jobs are constantly dangling by a thread...

  • @brandongarcia2929
    @brandongarcia2929 Před rokem +4

    Last episode was the Libertarian dream, now you've begun the AnPrim journey: no cars, no roads, no money. Just like Ted K. would've wanted

  • @jacobb7943
    @jacobb7943 Před rokem +5

    You absolutely exploded last year. I'm glad the philosophical amphibian is so popular. You deserve it.

  • @alotosius
    @alotosius Před rokem +5

    Wow, your video presentation is getting very incredible!
    I cant imaging how much time it took you to edit this.

  • @alistersinclair4600
    @alistersinclair4600 Před rokem +2

    city 4 looks like something from a Kafka book lol... just endless, pointless bureaucracy, a city which has positive cash flow despite losing tens of thousands of Simoleans a week. A police state of helicopters and the majority of the city being a financial district that no-one ever enters or leaves, because no-one actually works there. Is that a giant insect that I see?

  • @kornelius986
    @kornelius986 Před rokem +13

    The soothing sounds of a lizard man blabbering on the internet is all i need to endure the endless task that is life.
    Among Us 🙏🙏

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality Před rokem +3

    i wouldve tried mixed use zoning. if workplaces., schools and stores were scattered about with everything within walking distance of your house, you minimize travel and thus minimize the need for large roads connecting the different districts

  • @thetwitchywitchy
    @thetwitchywitchy Před 5 měsíci +1

    idk why but you referring to the comment section as the “congratulatory section” makes me laugh so damn hard 😂

  • @cristianengel1993
    @cristianengel1993 Před rokem +4

    "To discourage people from being poor, we raise taxes on the poor and small business, that way they become rich"
    OMG why is world hunger even a thing

  • @TheBillcurtis
    @TheBillcurtis Před rokem +6

    Best Friday

  • @yiosomething
    @yiosomething Před rokem +1

    Watching you high on acid has been a great experience and im going through a really tough break up, but damn your videos help man

  • @amgames5638
    @amgames5638 Před rokem +2

    I didn't know this game had pedestrian paths in DLC... But holy crap, $12 for a single DLC pack for pedestrian towns?! Damn! lol

  • @Xertic94
    @Xertic94 Před rokem +5

    Haha! Your creativity seems to never run out

  • @scmotastic6462
    @scmotastic6462 Před rokem +11

    Congrats! I am proud of you and your accomplishment made in this video!

  • @kaitlyn__L
    @kaitlyn__L Před rokem +3

    I understand they want to make the DLC content an interesting spin/challenge, but making the pedestrian paths cost so much is frustratingly backwards. It’s visible why in the style, they’re built like parks or shopping centres. But that’s not how real walkable communities are built!

  • @AsthmaQueen
    @AsthmaQueen Před rokem

    I thought about doing this city awhile back, such a cool idea specially if just use like no cars, only subways/trains/etc to get to different places

  • @swecreations
    @swecreations Před rokem +3

    It's insane it's so expensive considering in real life pedestrianized areas are extremely cheap in comparison to car dependant ones.

    • @jamsya493
      @jamsya493 Před 8 měsíci

      Yeah, i dont get it because car roads require more maintenance and stuff

  • @htownand4746
    @htownand4746 Před rokem +3

    ambulance spotted @9:07 challenge failed

  • @thed_ani
    @thed_ani Před 6 měsíci

    Imagine waking up at 6:00 am in the morning just to walk 2 hours to your factory job, develop arthritis from constantly staying on your feet, and finally walk 2 hours back home at 6:00 pm just to have 2 hours all to yourself, truly a perfect city

  • @kostka8152
    @kostka8152 Před rokem

    Big fan of da Vods, been watching your pz and kenshi playlists. Love your content on them so I hope it isn’t burnt out as a video idea yet

  • @millennialchicken
    @millennialchicken Před rokem +63

    The Libertarian Dream... Roads are gone

  • @misateki
    @misateki Před rokem +5

    Truly speaks worlds about how American the devs are that the pedestrian paths are as wide as a 4 lane highway and cost several times more to upkeep.

    • @zetazane
      @zetazane Před rokem +1

      but the devs are european

  • @bardofhighrenown
    @bardofhighrenown Před rokem +1

    An utopian city completely reliant on unstable financial instruments and economic exploitation of the wider wold would actually be a sick premise for something in the vein of Bioshock.

  • @PrimalGoat
    @PrimalGoat Před rokem +1

    I don't know what's scarier. Helicopters constantly policing crime, or calling 911 only to have a group of bulldozers plow down your house or store.

  • @natel4784
    @natel4784 Před rokem +4

    This video indirectly does a great job of showing the shortcomings of city builders that are car dependent. If I remember correctly SimCity was based on an urban planning thesis which became the model for the suburban sprawl hells cape we see today

  • @TombaFanatic
    @TombaFanatic Před rokem +7

    How is infrastructure designed to accomidate people more of a money sink in comparison to infrastructure for vehicles?

    • @nebulous962
      @nebulous962 Před rokem +3

      well if they allowed emergency vehicles to use roads and also had public transport then i think it would be alot cheaper and alot better for the people too.

    • @nebulous962
      @nebulous962 Před rokem +4

      also it seems like this game also makes pedestrian street cost more to maintain than they actually would in real live. in real live pedestrian streets are usually lower maintenance cus cars weight alot and that causes damage to the road. with humans just walking there is less weight so less damage to road.

    • @TheJustifiedDevil
      @TheJustifiedDevil Před rokem +4

      @@nebulous962 Nah the maintenance costs are the same if not less in game, rather the cost is from the zoning, specifically because the collection and distribution of goods and other needs are controlled by the government. The extra cost is the employers and facilities needed to match their needs, as letting businesses do it themselves is ripe for abuse, which would raise the cost of maintenance indirectly anyway. People often don't consider this stuff and in real life, it's usually mitigated by the fact that pedestrian areas often still have relatively close to car roads that can help w the supply and collection.
      Have a nice day!

    • @nebulous962
      @nebulous962 Před rokem +1

      @@TheJustifiedDevil makes sense. hope you have a nice day too. 🙂

  • @harrypotteeerplays9033
    @harrypotteeerplays9033 Před rokem +1

    This guy makes Cities Skylines soo Interesting with his enthusiasm and comical voice🤣
    Love this guy

  • @karmii_p
    @karmii_p Před rokem

    Out of the youtubers I watch, who make games a living hell for whatever is living in it, you are the most tame.
    Keep up the good work 👏

  • @zephranarx2172
    @zephranarx2172 Před rokem +8

    "Design a town that's completely walkable"
    Isn't Italy basically that?

    • @misateki
      @misateki Před rokem +1

      Probably lile 95% of European towns under 60k population (they get physically too big to casually walk the entire city after that)

  • @Merlynn132
    @Merlynn132 Před rokem +3

    You know,Disney had a similar idea for his Epcot project. This was back when it was supposed to be a functioning town under his complete control. Kind of like a real life city sim. Any who,he had an idea where pedestrians would walk on the surface level and vehicle traffic would move via underground roads. Just thought I'd mention that.

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick Před rokem +2

    Ah yes, the oldest lesson in history..
    You CAN create a heavenly utopia for society.. You just have to do horrifyingly shady and unethical things do so.

  • @saltamuertosturambar4050

    loving your editing skills amphibian

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow Před rokem +23

    Gotta love how they make roads cheaper than pedestrian areas, despite the fact that they're absolutely cheaper

  • @pknee219
    @pknee219 Před rokem +3

    You could have named the city Mil-walk-ee!

  • @infectedworms25
    @infectedworms25 Před rokem +1

    *sets out to make a city with no need for cars*
    The real life city of Amsterdam: "Hold my beer..."

  • @Mister_Clean
    @Mister_Clean Před rokem +1

    The names of your save files never fail to ruin me

  • @datpeep389
    @datpeep389 Před rokem +8

    Governments need to take note of AAs important research

  • @ToxicMothBoi
    @ToxicMothBoi Před rokem +5

    Sublime work. This is what 2077 is actualy gonna ook like

    • @universal_hyssoap
      @universal_hyssoap Před rokem +1

      inshaAllah 🙏

    • @accelerationquanta5816
      @accelerationquanta5816 Před rokem

      A dystopian shithole where everyone depends on the government to move around and lives in disgusting cramped cities? No thanks.

  • @hydrothermalworm7778
    @hydrothermalworm7778 Před 8 měsíci

    Once again, ambiguousamphibian has philosophized his way into a brilliant explanation of alien crop circles.
    It would make total sense that an advanced society, after striving for infinite productivity to uphold a flawed value system, would shift to a society that emphasizes joy, including walkable civilizations.
    And now they visit us, to display this holiest blue onto the canvas that is our industrial farming complex, so that we too may learn that infinite productivity is not the answer.

  • @lankyyyyyy
    @lankyyyyyy Před rokem

    9:15
    "It's not a bubble..."
    "Ok, it's totally a bubble. But let me tell you why that's a _good_ thing..."
    "Ok, it's actually pretty bad. But we won't have to deal with the consequences in _our_ lifetime..."
    "Ok, so the only thing keeping this ship afloat is that everyone profiting from it have agreed not to rock the boat. But they'd never jump ship and leave us all to drown..."
    "Right?"

  • @CssHDmonster
    @CssHDmonster Před rokem +3

    redditor intro, very cringe, upvotes and gold for you kind stranger

  • @PrayTellGaming
    @PrayTellGaming Před rokem +3

    Wow I never knew you'd collaborate with Not Just Bikes! Awesome!

  • @Moewenfels
    @Moewenfels Před rokem +1

    These cities always remind me of Villa Radieuse, a very ambitious but ultimately flawed city design of architect Le Corbuiser from 1930.
    Look it up, its fun to look at and terrible to imagine living there :D

  • @Darthlemi
    @Darthlemi Před rokem

    I really do enjoy your video's and the way you narrate your videos. Thank you the free-est of content minus my private data.

  • @Revanaught
    @Revanaught Před rokem +15

    The devs of this game are very car-brained apparently. Which I guess kind of seems obvious given how you can only zone on roads in the base game.
    Pedestrian areas should be significantly cheaper to maintain than roads. Roads are extremely expensive to maintain because they're constantly being torn up by the multi-ton metal boxes rolling in them.

    • @rowbot5555
      @rowbot5555 Před rokem +2

      Less that the devs are, and more that the initial code they based the game on 7 years ago is

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts Před rokem +1

      @@rowbot5555 which was made by the devs

    • @Revanaught
      @Revanaught Před rokem +1

      @@rowbot5555 you mean the code that...the devs wrote?

    • @TheJustifiedDevil
      @TheJustifiedDevil Před rokem +4

      The road costs are the same if not less. It's not a "car-brained" thing rather realistically the cost is from the distribution and collection in the zone as at least in the game context is all government controlled. While u can lower it quite a bit by letting businesses do their supply themselves that is just ripe for abuse and with that higher maintenance costs from overuse or weight overload. Real-life pedestrian zones can be quite cheaper, but they are often close to normal roads that help immensely w supply and collection unlike trying to have ur whole city be as such.
      Have a nice day!

    • @rowbot5555
      @rowbot5555 Před rokem

      @@ketaminepoptarts no, the devs took the OG code from an older simulator, it's actually really interesting