ASMR Voice: A Wet Duet [M4F] [Shower Singing] [Cute/Funny]
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"They really do sound like an angel"
Me:" RenEgade rEnEgadE
Yeet mah Shirèén moooood🤣
I shouldn’t have laughed so hard 🤣😂😂
Me belike: INTO THE UNKNOOWNNNN
wwwWWwwAA DUN DUN DUUUN WO WOOAAAAAA DUH DUH BOOM BOOM BOOM
LMFAOOOO
“You’re not dating a creep, I promise.” *Remembers that time he blindfolded me and pretended that we were kidnapped in order to test my loyalty*
Yesss I remember that
OMG WHAT?
What video pleaaase
Hahahahh
Valeria Perez I get the link hang on
czcams.com/video/dN8jjo-MiEI/video.html
Evanescence Musics there you go :3
Cardlin: “They sound like an Angel!”
Me: *iNtO tHe UnKnOwN!*
Anime Lover15 Same though
Anime Lover15 yes....just yes
Anime Lover15 no I had hope
Nevaeh Banderas you have the same name as my sister
*my teachers messenging me*
Me : I can hear you. But I wont.
“Are they singing?”
Me: *ITS THE CIRLCE OF LIFEEEE*
_DUN DUNNN_
*BE PREPAAARRRRREEE DUH*
*HAKUNA MATATAAAAAAAAA*
*CAN YOU FEEL THE LOOOVVE TONIIIIGGGHTT*
This comment thread is filled with GODS! And as we all know, ahem, *ITS TOUGH TO BE A GOD*
JayAshBran AudioScripts Ugh Im surrounded by idiots ICONIC SCAR
"they really do sound like an angel"
me, in the shower: unholy screaming
I was looking for this
Saaaaame
Him: "man they sound like an angel"
Me: *AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAAAA INTO DAH UNKNOWWWWWWNNNN*
You read my mind
.... *𝕐𝔼𝕊*
My dumb weeb self: gommene gommene
Aishite aishite
hey don't do it please.... Ahh what to do I can't stop this girl oh this is new
;-;
@@starrgall_ me......
"Are they... singing?"
*OOOHHHHH! I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMBODYYYYY*
With somebody who loves me!!
I hade to lol
me, an idiot thespian: *AND MY FEELINGS SINK, CAUSE IT MAKES ME THINK NOW THERES NO ONE TO MAKE FUN OF DRUNK GIRLS WITH ANYMORE!!!*
I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBODY YEEEEEE I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY *WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME*
@@lumpybird554 thank you!
It's pretty great isn't it :3
Cardlin: I LOVE U BABEYYYYYY
Me: BOI IF U DONT-
Cardlin: BABY!!
Me : GET THE FUK OUTA HERE IM NERDING OUT AND THATS NOT EVEN THE SONG I WAS SINGING!!! *Throws the shower knife (for protection) and keeps singing persona 5's life will change*
@@vampier97 HELL YEAHH
@@vampier97 yeah swears and projectile bottles would go sailing with me 😂😂😂😂
@@vampier97 Ah, yes, I too have special knives just for the shower
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BAKUHOE
Cardlin: I LOVE YOU BABY
Me: *gasps* AND IF ITS QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU BABY-
GlowFaire *screaming* TO WARM THE LONELY NIGHTS I LOVE YOU BABY
*screech* TRUST IN ME WHEN I SAYYYYY
SAMEEEEEE
MixedFandoms Person, TRUST IN ME WHEN I SAY I LOVE YOU BABY!
SAME I started blushing though
“Are they singing?”
Me: *screaming at the top of my lungs* IMADEADGIRLWALKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Yes!!
“ the demon queen of HiGhScHoOl has DeCrEtEd”
LoVe ThIs DeAd GiRl WaLkInG!!!!!!!
*AND YOU KNOW YOU KNOW YOU KNOOWWWWW ITS CUS YOUR BEAUTIFUL*
YESSSSS
"Standing in the shower for half hour"
Me: *jamming out to patd*
YESSSSSSSSS
yesssss omggggg
Yaaaaaasss
Yes!!
Me: *dancing to cradles*
"They sound like a angel"
Me: *crying*
Saaaaaame
This made my day .
"I don't care that you're drenched. Come cuddle with me"
Okay but I was dying my hair so your shirt will be multicoloured afterwards
Tie dye is becoming a thing again. 🤣🤣
Rainbow lol
I would die for his singing, and the way he says ‘Baby’!
Same
Same🥰
AHHH RIGHT!
bAbY baBy bAbY oOoooOooOOOOOh!
He reminds me that i am lonley
Him: Hunny!!
Me:*singing* someone come get her she dancing like a stripper
*spots him*
*stares*~~~~
pft
*SOMEBODY COME COME GET HER, SHE FEELING ALL THE LIQUOR*
nonono noo.... lord no...
"Cardlin opens the door without asking permission and sings along"
"Screams and gets embarrassed"
"Cardlin! G-get out i'm in the shower!" "Throws a rubber duck at him while covering myself with the towel"
Harley Janeth me but laughing at the same time
@@eclipse_kid1893 right 😂
@@eclipse_kid1893 LMAO I CANT BREATHE HELP-
I am dying that is me anytime anyone comes in the bathroom and I'm singing
@@eclipse_kid1893 PLEASEEEESHAJSRAJARJS
"Standing in the shower for half an hour"
*WHY U CALL ME OUT T-T*
Don't Worry, I Do Too! UwU
Bro- I take showers for 2 hours. 🤦♀️ I think he underestimated how long i take in the bathroom
Cardlin: *starts singing Frankie Valli*
Me: YES
it's not Frankie Valli?? it's Emily flood I think
@@nyahchan9844 The original song is Can't Take My Eyes Off of You by Frankie Valli. It's been remade countless times though.
nyah chan Comments like yours make me want to be a *boomer*
i screamed (aka sang) along with him because that song is one of my favorites-
omg i rmbed playing just dance with this song ALL THE TIME AHHAHA
Cardlin: They really do sound like an angel
Me in real life: *inhales* ONE PUUUUUNNNNCH >:VVVVVVV
Yes :>
>:V
This is my favorite comment so far
*AGGRESSIVE DRUMMING*
THE LONLIEST HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Him: damn they sound so bueatiful
Me: *LET ME SEE YOU DO A SPLIT......ON GOD!!!!!!*
tbh I am mentally disabled oh tiktok what have you done to us
IM MOVING TOO FAST
ME AHHA
*_when it's singing in the shower it sounds like a concert but when it's outside on a normal day it sounds like a freaking dying goat. Hi this is my life_*
It all started with Mary did you know and something just like this and then they had me hi I'm Kaitlyn and my singing sucks
Ikr T-T same
"They sound like an angel"
me:
BaRnEy Is A dInOsAuR fRoM oUr ImAgInAtIoN
"Are they singing?"
NoW WaTCH ME ThrOW-Throw Ba-nOw BacK baCk bAck
Cardlin: “ or I’m gonna eat your food. The cardi bear cannot be contained. Rawr!”
Me: * ... body checks him then kisses his forehead.* “ I love you, but no one touches my food.”
Hahahahaha lol ikr
sadgirlvlogs he interfered with my dark side, so no food for him. Lol idk
@@_Catamari_ lol trueeee if he takes my food he diess
sadgirlvlogs food is my everything
@@_Catamari_ yep trueee
Him: Such an angelic voice
Me: Scream-singing the intros to Black Butler in Japanese cause my weeb self memorized them-
*cries in appreciation for another weeb*
*Screeches the weeb screech*
YAAAY ANOTHER WEEB!!
Lol
xD
"Are they, singing?"
Me: *Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!*
OMG YES😭
Cardlin: You have the voice of an Angel
Me: BOI HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND 'CAUSE I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT
Yes I hardly try to sing loud unless I'm alone
"You know, you... on the bed with me in nothing but a towel... it's incredibly tempting."
Me: *holding my calendar* It's only Friday, Cardlin. Did you upload Saturday's video wrong time wrong place???
Him : they sound good
Me: *singing vibes in a cracked voice*
Midoriya?? are you and shoto fighting again? hes gonna be mad when he finds out
I mean, your voice cracks natrually cuz ur a bean and have no social skills
@@bingus1762 apply cold water to the burned area
"Wow sounds like an angel"
Me: *LiFe Is A HiGhWaY aNd I wAnNa RiDe It AlL nIgHt LoNg!*
*Cars 2* :>
Hehe I thought about the chorus of "Creep" when he said he's not a creep and I just started screamo singing "CAUSE YOU'RE A CREEEEEP YOU'RE A WEIRDOOO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HEEEEEEERE YOU DON'T BELONG HEEEEEEEREEEEEE" lmaooooo twas fun
"I didn't know someone could sound so beautiful" *Me in the shower, sounding like a pterodactyl screeching*
“They really do sound like an angel” Me: yOu MaKe Me FeEl LiKe A dAnGeRoUs WoMaNnNnnNNnnN
Him: "are they singing?"
Me: *I AM BRAVE ,I AM BRUISED,I AM WHO IM MEANT TO ME ,THIS IS ME oooooooooOOOOooo* 😂
Dude-
Look out cause here I come!
THE LITTLE "rawr" TOWARDS THE END WAS FREAKING ADORABLE IM DIEING AAAAAAKKKKKK
5:57
”the cardi bear can not be contained”
Me:my heart!!
Him: “they sing like an angel”
Me: “BA BA BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY SOUL? NO SIR NO SIR WHAT THE HELL ARE MORTALS?!”
I-
🏃♂️
no
No, nigga
@Ash_thomson_ASMR SO COULD YOU, TELL ME HOW YOU'RE SLEEPING EASY? HOW YOU'RE ALYWAS THINKING OF YOURSELF
the title-
my same reaction, then i realized it wasnt what i thought it was
*My 1% of innocence has perished*
(Softy) don't.
Lol this is so freaking cute!!
"The CardiBear cannot be contained."
Jessica Rose I read that as the Cardi B
@@jullienemeneely7188 lol she can't be containe either
"I didn't know someone could sound so beautiful."
Me whenever I listen to Cardlin😊😍
"Ignoring mt empty promises to clean; how rude."
I literally laughed out loud X'D
cardlin: they really do sound like an angel
me: *screeching* WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
Cardlin: they do sound like an angel
Me: *squaks*
"They really do sound like an angel"
Me: ALEXANDER HAMILTON, MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON, AND THERES A MILLION THINGS I HAVENT DONE! JUST YOU WAIT JUST YOU WAIT!
Also Me: AH! Dammit Babe. YES! im a theatre Kid. DEAL
WHEN HE WAS TEN HIS FATHER SPLIT, FULL OF IT DEBT RIDDEN, tWO YEARS LATER SEE ALEX AND HIS MOTHER BED RIDDEN, HALF DEAD- SITTIN IN THEIR OWN SICK THE SCENT THICK
.... im sorry
hailey jade ALEX GOT BETTER BUT HIS MOTHER WENT QUICK
@@itsasecret4649 MOVED IN WITH HIS COUSIN COUSIN COMMITED SUICIDE
@@M0ldyBubbles Left him nothing, but ruined pride, something new inside, a voice inside saying, *Alex, you gotta fend for yourself.* He started retreatin' and readin' every treatise on the shelf~
THEREWOULDABEENNOTHIN'LEFTTODO
“They really do sound like an angel” Me:HiGh HoPeS fOr A lIvInG
Me being a Theater kid: It’s a beautiful frickin Dayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!AaAHHAAahHhhhhh
YEEEaAAAAhHH~ VERONICA x5
❤💚💛💙💛💚❤️💙❤️💚💛💙💛💚❤️💙
Heather, Heather, Heather, Veronica!
I was literally singing that song in my head Im A LITtLe ScAred
Bro. The phone be listenin'
Same
s a m e
Him: are they.. singing?
Me: *AY REPORTING LIVE ITS TRAP👏BUNNY👏BUBBLESSSS👏*
Cardlin: "they sound like an angel'
Me: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT ON ONE EVER WAS!!!!
No*
POKEMON GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL
Kaitlyn Froetschner ITS YOU AND ME
@@spoilprin913 I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY
for one - whoever moved the comments is dumb-
and two- THAT WAS SO CUTE!
“I LOVE YOU BABYYYY AND IF ITS QUITE ALRIGHT-“
"they really do sound great.."
*Me singing back street boys I want it that way*
TELL ME WHY?
@@M0ldyBubbles AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
TELL ME WHY!
"They sound angelic!"
Me: WAVING THROUGH A WINDOW~
me only singing and listening to disney music: this is a exception -.-
“They sound like an angel”
Me: *ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!, ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!*
Cardlin:They sound like an angel
Me: *singing like a dying seagull* FAKE LOVE FAKE LOVE!!
Baku?
Cardlin: I LoVe yOu BaBy!!!
Me: **screams and falls hitting my head on something leaving a bruise** *B O I*
“They sound like an angel”
Me: “ fRom thE tOp mAke it DroP dAs A WAP WAP WAP”
Everyone:”screams”
Me: *sings even harder and tries to get him in the shower with clotes on*
"They really sound like an angel"
me: *ThErE’s sOmEtHiNg AbOuT yA GiRl-*
Him: *calls the singing angelic*
Me: *crying as I’m singing an emotional song*
It’s nice to know he’s keeping up with the tik tok songs lol
Nobody:
Cardlin: " _rawr_ "
Edit: Also why does it say "M4F" in the title but he's using gender neutral pronouns? The Enby in me is f*cking quaking 😕😩
"they really do sing like an angel!"
Me: *_iF i BacK iT uP Is It FaT EnoUgH_*
I would have definitely slipped and cracked my head open 😂☠️🤦🏻♀️
Cardiln: °sings°
Me: °demon screech°
G-GET OUT!!!!!
°throws shampoo bottle at him°
*sing the attack on titan theme song*
Never got sooo many likes!!
ERIN YEAGER!!!!!😂
Isabella Fishler .... Eren Jaeger**
*Sie Sind Das essun und vin die sund jaeger*
Fumarete hana nao, namae mo shirazuni, chi ni ochita tori wa. Kaze o machiwabiru.....
Mom i am famous!!! I got likes XD
Rn the likes are 69 0-0
Cardlin: Are they signing?
Me: I WAS A GIRL IN A VILLAGE DOING ALRIGHT THEN I BECAME A PRINCESS *OVERNIGHT*
NOW I GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT RIGHT. SO MUCH TO LEARN AND SEE
Little Sponge UP ON THE CASTLE WITH MY NEW FAMILY
@@itsasecret4649 IN A SCHOOL THAT'S JUST FOR ROYALTY
@@lex9707 A WHOLE ENCHANTED WORLD IS WAITING FOR ME
@@M0ldyBubbles "I'M SO EXCITED TO BE-"
Cardlin: the showers running must be them
Me who hasn't showered in like 4 days: 👁👄👁
“They really sound like an angel”
Me, summoning a demon in the bathroom: 0-0
Him:starts to sing along
Me:GET OUT DANGIT
*THOWS A NINJA STAR AT HIM*
Cardlin: what a voice
Me: *screaming kpop lyrics*
"They really do sound like an angel"
Me: I WANT IT THAT WAYYYY, TELL ME WHY-
actually, i stand in the shower for an average of 45 minutes daily. what can i say? it’s pretty warm in there.
I was literally half asleep then I hear I love you baby! And I died laughing
Him : * I lOvE yOu BaBy !*
Me: *dying in laughter and thinking that i choose to sing that song in the shower*
Him: so angelic!
Me: WOHHHhhhOohhoh MONa LiSa youR guAraNteEED To rUnn tHissss TownnnnnNnnNnnnnn
“They sound like an angel”
Me: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!!!!
LAFAYETTE
I’M TAKING THIS HOUSE BY THE RUNS MAKING RED COATS REDDER WITH BLOOD STAINS (LAFAYETTE) AND IM NEVER GINNA STOP UNTIL I BURJ EM ALL UP ANS SCATTER THEIR REMAINS IM (LAFAYETTE) WATCH BE ENGAGE AND ERABBR AND UNNS SHH LAYEFEYEE AHABHW LAFEYEYE
when he started singing I burst out laughing, idk why, just i love it
Me: *sings the mystic messenger opening*
Him: she sounds like an angel
Me: i jUSt GOt YoUR MessageS!~
“What an angelic voice“
Me:ONE LAST TIIMME I NEED TO BE THE ONS WHO TAKES YOU HOME!!
“Damn this place is a mess”
Me: ITS NOT A MESS! It’s art :)
No! No cleaning! Cleaning is awful!
WHAT THE LITERAL HELL cleaning is fun...
Think if maggots worms slugs roaches........you nasty bitch (no offense)
dOubLe dECkeR BisCut I-
YESSSS THANK YOU!!! 🌹❤️ though I would have screamed if I suddenly heard someone enter the bathroom. XD
Just love that I 100% knew he was gonna start singing really loudly but I still jumped as soon as he did
“They sound like an Angel”
Me: rapping in cursive
"Are they singing?"
Me: Dah dahdada dah. Dah dadada dayeea da. Dada dah dah daaaaya dah. Dah dahdada dah. Dah dadada daayyeea dah dada-
-*eVEREHBODEH!!!*
Ayy!! Hamilton!!
I would be singing Into The Unknown from Frozen 2. It's a favorite of mine.
"Are they singing?"
Me: *NeVeR gOnNa GiVe YoU uP* **voice cracks**
"They really do sound like an angel."
Me: AT AN LAST I SEE THE LIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT!!!!!!
Are they singing!?
Me: bAbY yOuR LikE LiGhTiNG iN a BoTtLe!
GAHAAHANAH IM CACKLING
“are they singing ?”
me : *PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDERRRR*
I'm just done showering and I see this 🤣🤣🤣
"they sound like an angel.."
Me: *AAHHHH-*
"Cardlin is on the case!" Love the Inspector Gadget reference there lol
The way Cardlin says “ohh!” I can’t help but laugh and smile at that XD
The giggle before "you know what else i love about you" is so cute
I can’t breathe when he started singing
Oh my goodness! Thank you so much for reading my script! You did a wonderful job! I'm so glad so many of you like it! ❤
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 U DID AWESOME!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰
Cardlin "They sound like an angel."
Me: "So I creep, yeah, just creepin' on,
But I'll know 'cept nobody is supposed to know
So I creep, yeah, 'cause he doesn't know what I do,
And no attention goes to show"
LMAO
Cardlin: "Are they singing?"
Me: "MY MY I THINK WE HAVE A SPY-"