As someone who was born in Poland and has never been outside Poland, I can say that your polish keeps getting better! However, the lessons are very far from over...
@@maciejwalczak8499Bruh, nie musisz odpowiadać po angielsku 😂 Jeśli osoba pisząca ten komentarz nie wciska nam kitu, to bez problemu zrozumie kilka zdań napisanych po polsku 😅(a przynajmniej mam taką nadzieję (T_T) )
You really have improved, congrats! Although a quick tip on saying "cz" sound (like in the mężCZyzna and dziewCZynka) - think of it as of "ch" at the begining of the word, for example: chair or chess. It's the same sound as Polish's "cz" (or at least it sounds very similar). Can't wait for part 3 :D
Wyrewolwerowany rewolwerowiec wyrewolwerował wyrewolwerowanego rewolwerowca Please try to pronounce this on the next episode Parashock, it will be good 😂
a znasz Drzewiej chrząszcze w trzcinie brzmiały, teraz będą się tarzały. Trzódka piegży drży na wietrze, chrzęszczą w zbożu skrzydła chrząszczy, wrzeszczy w deszczu cietrzew w swetrze drepcząc w kółko pośród gąszczy.
There are seven gramatical cases; at lest 4 tenses that also mostly devide to perfect and imperfect aspects; 3-4 conjugations; a lot of prefixes; and much more stuff that I am too stupid to be aware of. All of this makes Polish flexical, and allows the language to economically shorten its sentences because single words contain just enough information -- it's a tendency to drop pre-verbal pronouns because these are already in the verbs -- you could say 'Ja jem' but also 'Jem' and it would have the exact same meaning; it's in common speach, and usually people use pre-verbal pronouns if they want to emphasize on something, as it has more emotional load to it.
Mężczyzna - you said "Mysz-dtYYezna" ("Mysz" means "mouse", so funny for Polish speakers) Dziewczynka - you said "Dziyf-dtYYnka" (instead of cz, pronounced like "ch" in "chair", you said a "dt" sound, sounds like the letter T in Spanish) Je - you said Jé. The "e" in Polish is open, as in "bed", not "hey"
You basically lost at the second word, but alright. lol The "Ę" letter has a nasal sound in it, and it is pretty important, if it is in the middle of a word.
If you get any darkness you roll a 20 sided dice if you roll 1, 7, 11, 14, or 19 the video ends, if 2-6 the video ends, if 9 the video ends, if 16 the video ends, if 10 the video ends, if 8 continue the video, if 12 or 13 the video ends, if 15, 17, 18 or 20 you continue the video but must purposely lose 20 health from enemies -Hades
Ah tak POLSKI Przepiękny język który jest W CHUJ TRUDNY i kocham patrzeć jak ludzie którzy nie mówią po Polsku się z tym męczą 😂 By the way this is how to pronounce the best word in polish: Tea who you yeah bunny
Your frustrations sound like mine when I had to pronounce russian words correctly (I had speech therapy for pronouncing polish s sz ś mostly) It was so frustrating
ENGLISH:
Eat Eats ate eaten eating
now POLISH:
Jeść, zjeść, jadać, zjadać, jem, zjem, zjadam, jesz, zjesz, jadasz, zjadasz, JE(the word you had), zje, jada, zjada, jemy, zjemy, jadamy, zjadamy, jecie, jadacie, zjadacie, jedzą, zjedzą, jadają, zjadają, jadłem, jadłaś, zjadłem, zjadłaś, jadałem, jadałaś, zjadałem, zjadałaś, jadł, jadła, jadło, zjadł, zjadła, zjadło, jadałem, jadałem, jadałam, jadałam, jadało, zjadałem, zjadałam, zjadało, jedliśmy, jadłyśmy, jadaliśmy, jadałyśmy, zjadaliśmy, zjadaliśmy, jedliśmy, jedliście, jadłyście ,jadaliście, jadałyście, zjadaliście, zjadałyście, jedli, jadły, jadali, jadały, zjedli, zjadły, zjadali zjadały, jedzono, zjedzono, jadano, zjadano, jedz, zjedz, jadaj, zjadaj, jedzmy, zjedzmy, jadajmy, zjadajmy, jedzcie, zjedzcie, jadajcie, zjadajcie, jadłbym, jadłabym, jadałbym, zjadałbym, jadałbyś, jadałbyś, jadałabyś, jadłabyś, zjadałabyś, jadliby, zjadłoby, jadłoby, zjadałoby, jedlibyśmy, zjedlibyśmy, jadalibyśmy, zjadalibyśmy, jadłybyśmy, zjadałybyśmy, jadałybyśmy, zjedlibyśmy, jedlibyście, zjedlibyście,
jadalibyście, jedliby, zjedliby, jadaliby, zjadaliby, jadłyby, zjadłby, jadałyby, zjadałyby, jedzony, jedzona, jedzone, zjedzony, zjedzona, zjedzone, jadany, jadana, jadane, zjadany, zjadana, zjadane, jedzonego, jedzonej, zjedzonego, zjedzonej, jadanego, jadanej, zjadanego, zjadana, jedzonemu, zjedzonemu, jedzoną, jadaną, zjedzoną, zjadaną, jedzonym, zjedzonym, jadanym, zjadanym, jedzeni, zjedzeni, jadani, zjadani, jedzonych, zjedzonych, jadanych, zjadanych, jedzonymi, zjedzonymi, jadanymi, zjadanymi, jedzący, jedzące, jedząca, jadających, jadająca, jadające, zjadający, zjadająca, zjadające, jedzącego, jedzącej, jadającej, zjadającego, zjadającą, zjadającej, jedzącemu, jadającemu, jedzącym, jadającym, zjadającym, jedzących, jadających, zjadających, jedzącymi, jadającymi, zjadającymi, jedząc, jadając, zjadając, zjadłszy.....
uhh and there is more but i am too lazy
average polish language experience:
Pain
Można się zabić mówiąc tyle słów
Ja pierdolę, ile tego jest
Za dużo
Uwielbiam jak gościu się wczuł i zaczął dumnie powtarzać ,,Jestem kobietą!,, XD
PL: Mężczyzna
Parashok: Mieśćizna
"- I nailed that!"
More like Miesztyzna lol
The correct way to think about it would be "Men-sh-ch-yzna"
where ch is like in chess
@@K4rmy I know. I study Polish, and it is easier for me, cuz I speak Russiana nd Ukrainian.
the best thing is that the duolingo lady pronounces it like it was "meszczyzna" not "mężczyzna"
Dobrze powiedział, może nie idealnie, ale było poprawnie. Ja bym zrozumiała gdyby rozmawiał ze mną na żywo
As someone who was born in Poland and has never been outside Poland, I can say that your polish keeps getting better! However, the lessons are very far from over...
me too im from poland and i did not think it was hard (becose i speak it)
@@maciejwalczak8499Bruh, nie musisz odpowiadać po angielsku 😂 Jeśli osoba pisząca ten komentarz nie wciska nam kitu, to bez problemu zrozumie kilka zdań napisanych po polsku 😅(a przynajmniej mam taką nadzieję (T_T) )
@@Atomic_Homisiak but if someone reading this doesn't speak Polish, they won't understand
@@Foflak True
You really have improved, congrats! Although a quick tip on saying "cz" sound (like in the mężCZyzna and dziewCZynka) - think of it as of "ch" at the begining of the word, for example: chair or chess. It's the same sound as Polish's "cz" (or at least it sounds very similar). Can't wait for part 3 :D
Someone made a video about how to read polish
Wyrewolwerowany rewolwerowiec wyrewolwerował wyrewolwerowanego rewolwerowca
Please try to pronounce this on the next episode Parashock, it will be good 😂
wyrewolwerowca?
@@drix3543 tak
@@brunekxxx91rewolwerowca
a znasz Drzewiej chrząszcze w trzcinie brzmiały, teraz będą się tarzały. Trzódka piegży drży na wietrze, chrzęszczą w zbożu skrzydła chrząszczy, wrzeszczy w deszczu cietrzew w swetrze drepcząc w kółko pośród gąszczy.
@@user-gw8rx9vf4v Nie znałem xD
ogolnoswiatowy zlot polskich patriotów za 3... 2... 1...
siema
@@zNelozwierzo siema
👍
Rel
elo
OPPA GANANAM STYLE
Polish: Polska górą 💪
English: Poland mountain 💪
(Niczego nie żałuje)
To powinno być nie Poland moutain tylko Poland High
@@Lesnatheart_ Poland mountain brzmi bardziej na google tłumacz niż Polska high według mnie
@@agentmufinka8166 Nooo ok ig
@@agentmufinka8166 Poland rules by bardziej pasowało
Pozwól, że poprawie:
Buttland mountain
If you can't pronounce a word, you sing The Startrek Original Theme and the video ends
- Duolingo Klingon
5:19 so proud of you for coming out
XD
HELPP 😭🙏
If u cry, the video ends
- Omori (Final duet video)
it means nothing without context, it will be easy
I love poland
i love Poland kurwa mać
When I came to Poland i saw my car was stolen!
I love Poland as well!
What?
Jak ja kurwa kocham Polskę
grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz z województwa szczebrzeszyn łękołody
Powiat Łękołody 😉
stół z powyłamywanymi nogami
funny how polish has no need for the articles and so youve already forgot to put an "a" translating back to english
Woah your polish is very good now, you had definitely improved.
If you can pronounce a word the videos ends
Duolingo Greek
Day 5
If you find a english word the video ends - Duolingo Swedish
If you make a mistake, the video ends
- Doulingo English
If you mispronounce a level name, the video ends.
- Geometry Dash Pointercrate Demon List
Duolingo: męszczysna
ParashockX: _meshtizna_
mę"ż"czyzna
If you start a journal, the video ends
-life
If a Titan steps on you, the video ends.
~Titanfall 2
if you cant sing the spanish anthem the video ends
If you die 3 times on the same part of a level, you have 5 minutes to make the thumbnail for the video
-Broforce
(day 45 for the record)
If you get scared, the video ends
- Geometry Dash, Collab Level by MindCap
(I'd recommend watching a showcase of it instead of playing it)
Yes, it's still here.
wait til bro finds out about konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka
You're basically a fluent Polish speaker now, good job!
Polish is flexical language so the endings in words shift all the time
There are seven gramatical cases; at lest 4 tenses that also mostly devide to perfect and imperfect aspects; 3-4 conjugations; a lot of prefixes; and much more stuff that I am too stupid to be aware of.
All of this makes Polish flexical, and allows the language to economically shorten its sentences because single words contain just enough information -- it's a tendency to drop pre-verbal pronouns because these are already in the verbs -- you could say 'Ja jem' but also 'Jem' and it would have the exact same meaning; it's in common speach, and usually people use pre-verbal pronouns if they want to emphasize on something, as it has more emotional load to it.
I AM POLISH
I think you "nailed" overything but that "mesztyzna"
If you get scared, the video ends.
- Capture the Intelligence (TF2 Fangame)
Day 17
If you die once, the video ends
-Dark Souls
Not me watching this knowing I wouldn't even try to pronounce polish words😂
pronounce irish words in duolingo. if you cant pronounce irish then the video ends
If you die on an Noclip level, the video ends
-Geometry Dash
If you give up trying to say Chrząszcz brzmi w tzcinie w strzebrzeszynie a strzebrzeszyn z tego słynie the video ends.Polish
Jak usłyszałem to "Kobieta... Women..." To padłem.
If you defeat the first floor boss, the video ends.
-Enter the Gungeon
If you not pronouce a word the videos ends - Duolingo French
if you cry, the live ends
-EATEOT reaction
If you can’t pronounce a word, the video ends.
Duolingo Haitian Creole
If I sound sexy, the video ends
- Italian duolingo
If you the video ends
if you give up on getting 3% on avernus the video ends
-geometry dash avernus
we can see progress in the video length alone
If you see a luxury car, the video ends
Google maps - Dubai
You did great! Dobrze ci poszło! ( pls do another part)
If you get hyped, the video ends.
- Lego Fortnite cinematic trailer
You really improved a lot. Impressive
If you get scared you listen to "You had me at Meah" while drawing yourself as a wendigo till the song is 100% over
Steam: The deer
How many times have you said this
@@webberdaspooder very very often
like two months at least
If you laugh you have to eat an onion
-17Bucks episode 1
the way you strugle... makes me appreciate my language
To be honest, your last "Jestem mężczyzną" was actually really good for non polish accent speaker. You should continue your videa :)
I love your "ą" sound, it's really good.
if you pronounce a word correctly the video ends
duolingo english
Cant wait for part 3 ❤️
Me: Should I tell him?
Words; dżdżownica, deszczyk, dżdży, wszyscy, chrząszczy-żeboszyce: Not yet
If you give up trying to get all coins of the first 7 levels of the game You became officially a Gd CZcamsr
Gemotery dash
At this point he is speaking better than some polish people from my school💀
5:25 If you said that in public in Poland best of luck in survival.
Ayo part 2, epic
English-speaking CZcamsr: Mentions Poland
Comments:
You did great! Świetnie ci poszło :D
"If you find a UTTP comment, the video ends"
-Any Glitch Productions video
It is awsome that he struggled after saying that he imrpoved at reading polish
I understand 100% of that
search MPG, but if you see a goat the video ends
i am repeating after you and i'm Polish
Mężczyzna - you said "Mysz-dtYYezna" ("Mysz" means "mouse", so funny for Polish speakers)
Dziewczynka - you said "Dziyf-dtYYnka" (instead of cz, pronounced like "ch" in "chair", you said a "dt" sound, sounds like the letter T in Spanish)
Je - you said Jé. The "e" in Polish is open, as in "bed", not "hey"
If you think its harder then it looks in a custom level, The Aether Heaven
the video ends - geometry dash.
as a polish person i approve, you did great !!😃😆better than people in my class 10000000%
It get more complex a few lessons in.
Yes, we have hard language. Między innymi: chrząszcz, konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka (yes, we have that word), and wóz wiózł, dowiózł.
Actually he did a pretty great job
You defo make progress in Polish
Perfect
if you kill 10 icons in main menu the video ends
Geometry dash
im polish and you definately pronounce it better than my friends lol
If you are not confident in your pronounciation the video ends
-Duolingo Hindi
If you make a music channel, the video ends.
Im still confused when I look at drzwi and trzy 😂
If you lose all three lives draw a murder monkey and flip a coin to replay or end the video
-Dark Deception or Super Dark Deception
You summoned me kurwa
This comment section is now property of Poland!
Slovian is similar to Polish!
Kobeta
Mæzcyzna
Jabþko
Hþopec
Dzewcynka
On Jest
Jem Jabþko
Jestem Kobetæ
A lot of Slavic languages are very similar
Polish is also similar to Czech
For example: "Dziękuję" sounds extremely like the czech "Děkuji", both meaning "Thank you"
You basically lost at the second word, but alright. lol
The "Ę" letter has a nasal sound in it, and it is pretty important, if it is in the middle of a word.
bro i learned polish when i was a baby
that was actually very good :D Gj
polska gurom(yay polish part 2)
If you get any darkness you roll a 20 sided dice if you roll 1, 7, 11, 14, or 19 the video ends, if 2-6 the video ends, if 9 the video ends, if 16 the video ends, if 10 the video ends, if 8 continue the video, if 12 or 13 the video ends, if 15, 17, 18 or 20 you continue the video but must purposely lose 20 health from enemies
-Hades
If you sound like Daenerys Targaryen, the video ends
- Duolingo High Valyrian
As a native speaker I admit that you nailed it!
5:33 what a woman he is, truly 😁🍻
If you pronounce something wrong, the video ends--(Filipino on any app, website, video, whatever because they unfortunately don’t have it on Duolingo)
I am Polish, but if I would try to lern it I would start from letters, and stuff like cz, sz, dzi, ę,
Ah tak POLSKI
Przepiękny język który jest W CHUJ TRUDNY i kocham patrzeć jak ludzie którzy nie mówią po Polsku się z tym męczą 😂 By the way this is how to pronounce the best word in polish:
Tea who you yeah bunny
Your frustrations sound like mine when I had to pronounce russian words correctly (I had speech therapy for pronouncing polish s sz ś mostly) It was so frustrating
dziewtynka!
I love poland and pole land 2 all the same
bro lost on 1:20