AMSOIL Engine Flush Experiment
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Just wondered what it would look like if i changed the oil. Added new fresh oil and engine flush then changed the oil again. This is on a Nissan NV200 with a 2.0 liter.
Pretty fun experiment - Auta a dopravní prostředky
Wow, I wasn't expecting it to be that dark! The Amsoil Flush works!
Yes. Yes it does. 💯💯👍
The Amsoil flush is amazing. Changed the oil in a Coyote with 80k miles, ran it maybe 10 miles, then did the flush just like BFT advised and the oil that came back out looked like it had never been changed. Absolutely amazing product and another great tip from BFT! Thank you.
I'm glad it worked out for you! How's that coyote running? I'm assuming we fixed the check engine light. Still off?
@@BeardedFordTech Still doing great! Thank you again. You have no idea how much I appreciate all your help!
@domtorretto8875 not a problem at all.
I like this Test alot. Thanks for the Time to show us the results. AMSOIL #1.
Hey much appreciated. It was fun doing it. Tha ks for watching. If you want to get an amsoil products visit www.amsoil.com/?zo=5124952
I did an experiment on my Ranger last weekend. I put new oil in it with a new filter, drove it a mile, and when I drained it it was was black too. I guess the bottle of flush is cheaper, but I had extra quarts of oil laying around. It's surprising how much oil doesn't drain out when we change it!!
Yep. But the flush also got out any particles or dirt that was sticking in places.
Damn BFT that bench top has taken a real beating 😮 you work harder than I do man 💪🤯
Yhats. Step lol. Noy. Bench top. But yeah its taken a beating
Amsoil flush worked good! I was wondering if you needed to reduce the oil fill total by the fluid ounces of the flush bottle, so it’s not over filled?
No. Just dump it in. There's not enough in that bottle to really "ovefill" it's only a few ounces. Just dump in (after engine is warm) idle 15 min. Drain oil and change filter.
Wow. That looks like 5-6 k mile motor oil. Great job!
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@Bearded Ford Tech - I'm surprised you didn't opt for the superior performing AMSOIL Oil Filter.
Nah. Not on the little fleet vehicles.I do on the 6.7 powerstrokes. I usually do on my personal vehicle. But running test here lately so.i have to keep it the same til the next change.
I’ve done this with some of my trucks, very amazing!
Indeed!
Awesome content! Ty! Hey Sir, do you think a MotorCraft oil filter will perform the same if not better than OEM Honda oil filter on a 2013 Acura RDX? Thank you!
Motorcraft oil.filters work fantastic. I use them on tahoes when I don't have amsoil filters. They don't leak and they have better filtration.
I finally did the oil change yesterday on our 13 RDX, and noticed the OEM Honda Filter was a little bigger than the MotorCraft filter. You think the MotorCraft may not perform as good as the OEM Honda filter?
@4Runner21 it will perform better in my opinion. We run Motorcraft filters on our chevys at work too
@@BeardedFordTech I appreciate you! Thank you!
@@4Runner21 your welcome.
How is it going BFT? Great video
It's going. How are you? Thanks 😁
Could you do a video how to get rid of my key on a 2014 F250 6.7 powerstroke. The dealer my friend bought his truck from gave him one key and he accidentaly put the truck limted to speed and radio will not play if seat belt is not on etc. Can a new key be programed to get truck out of valet mode. Thanks always enjoy your videos
So he has MyKey active. That being the only key he has you will need to program one. Then used the new programmed key to go to the settings and remove my key. Do an ignition cycle. The my key will be gone
Or unplug your seat belt under the seat.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!
Hi. New viewer. I am very familiar with Amsoil and have used it for a few years. I was curious why you didn't use a synthetic filter such as Amsoil's instead of Motorcraft?
Cause I don't have any amsoil filters for this vehicle. And Motorcraft filters work just as good.
@@BeardedFordTech - For the Nissan NV200 with the 2.0 litre engine, the AMSOIL Online Product Application Guide lists the AMSOIL Oil Filter for it. The AMSOIL Oil Filter is engineered for safe extended drain intervals of up to 15,000 miles on one year, whichever comes first. As in accordance with industry-standard ISO SO 4548-12, the AMSOIL Oil Filter has a very high efficiency rating of 99% at 20 microns, which helps to filter out abrasive wear-causing contaminants to a very high degree, extending engine life. I know of no other oil filter that comes close to the performance of the AMSOIL Oil Filter. Other oil filters are recommended to be changed more often, increasing the oil filters costs. AMSOIL Oil Filters save money. :) - 31 year independent AMSOIL Synthetic Lubricants Dealer.
@HiTechOilCo dude. Stop trying to sell me oil filters or get me to use them. I've been a dealer since 2012. I know all about their products. I even run a dual bypass system on the 6.7 powerstrokes. Your preaching to the choir about oil and filters. I appreciate you pushing the product cause it's number 1 in my book and I run it in everything. Including my fleet of 180 vehicles. Trust me I know. But the way these vehicles are run Im still changing filters often. We go 10k on changes. So it's not cost effective for my budget. We already ran the numbers. The motorcraft filter works just fine for 10k changes. If they were run like everyday normal people it would be different have a good night
I did the Amsoil flush on My Raptor when I bought it. Had some moisture up in the oil cap. Got that and Everything else. Recently did a driver side valve cover. Due to the Crank case filter/baffle leaking from a crack. Holy cow it was spotless from Amsoil and 5k oil changes. Also on cold start with original phasers barely any rattle on cold start. 62k OG phasers. Tuned Stage 2 Cobb pro tune. No issues.
Very nice! Very nice. Moisture is normal under the cap on a 3.5 ecoboost though. That's truck sounds bada$$
@@BeardedFordTech O for sure moisture is totally normal. I was just amazed that it managed to clean the under side of the cap 😆 she is fun! Very clean conservative tune, also have a TCM tune which has made the 10R80 shift like butter. I also recently did a Trans filter and fluid change and filled with Amsoil Signature Transmission fluid.
@@MobileFordTechJosh yeah its crazy how it cleans under the cap. I also have the amsoil signature series transmission fluid in my ranger transmission shifts very smooth. Very smooth.
I would like to say, I have seen people do multiple oil changes and even after a couple miles of driving the oil comes out pitch black. I know it sounds almost impossible, but if you are a mechanic I am sure you have seen this. To be fair, we would need to see a before and after to see how this flush works. Also to note, i dont doubt amsoil, ive been using it on all my cars for nearly 6 years.
Oh most defiantly you don't get it all out. Now keep in mind the brand new oil I put in should be a honey golden color even after idling g or driving.
See my post. Yes 10-20% of old oil remains in any modern engine. This causes the new oil to darken. Yes, the Bearded Ford Tech knows this. Been using Amsoil for 35+ years.
@BeardedFordTech wrong, it only takes a few ounces of oxidized, contaminated oil to make it look dark, and affect that new oil. In a average engine we are talking 16-32 ounces of old oil. Google "Perils of short volume oil changes" by a leader in Machinery lubrication business.
@tssci6774 there is not 10-20% left in the engine. Yes I know there is oil in there that mixes when you change it. The flush took out a lot of it is what this video was about. Literally went over this with lake speed jr who is a certified lubrication specialist and used oil analyzer. He's on my channel a lot. He was on livestream last night. Talking about different weights of oil.
Wow I didn't expect that tbh !! Lol glad I'm a appliance repair man and not a mechanic cuz this is wild!!
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I love seeing people put the Mercury Villager 3.3L Motorcraft filter on Nissan engines. It's probably better than most current OEM NIssan filters. Older Nissan filters were built like tanks. If you want to see one, you can order one for a Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo.
I've seen them. I worked at Nissan. And they apparently now only take 2 filters. 1 for the car. 1 for the truck.
We’ve repaired quite a few Nissans when they take them to a Jeffy lube or a quick lube, and they offer them the throttle body cleaning
Thats jiffy lube messing things up. I've never had one fail do a throttle body cleanings. Even have it on my livestream doing it when I worked at Nissan.
We use Amsoil all of vehicles all never had any issues. But I seen other shop use some type of throttle body cleaning on Nissan and some of Nissan dealer don't offer it on some of there vehicles. Up North Jersey@@BeardedFordTech
Anthony, interesting video. Would be interesting to grab an oil sample before and after doing the flush to see if the affects can be quantified.
Well. We run amsoil. And a sample after I did the flush would be oreillys so that's two different brands. Plus it would have engine flush in it. Unless we are just looking for contaminants and not additive pack. That would be cool.
@@BeardedFordTech It's probably a waste of time/money trying to do what I suggested. Thinking about it more, likely won't see much other than reduced viscosity and maybe increased soot/insoluble.
When you started it up did you notice the difference?
As in did it run better and smoother? Yes it did. I'm soon going to be doing flush samples to see how much crap it takes out. Now if your engine has never been done and your slack on oil changes you may not feel a difference first time. It may take a few times.
That Amsoil engine flush really does the job. Very impressive
Indeed it does. I've used it many times. But never with fresh oil. I just wanted to see.
You did it for 15mins, question how long can it be left in before you "have to" change the oil? Can you drive the vehicle with the cleaner in it. Ie,,, can it be added the day before or a few hundred miles before?
Instructions say 15 minutes running the engine then drain. BG EPR flush say about the same.
Amsoil you put it in and idle for 15 min. Same with BG product. Seafoam you put in 500 milea before your oil change. It doesn't work as well. That's why they said 500 miles. But amsoil and BG is so strong you do not drive with it in there. Says it right on the bottle. Which I should have showed. Didn't think about it til just now. Very good question though.
Correct
@BeardedFordTech thanks BFT I haven't used Amsoils product, just wanted to know. Helps with deciding on products.
@@dunbarautomotive amsoil products work great. You won't be disappointed if you choose to try it.
Its nice to see Auto Technicians giving a honest chance to see if Ansoil really does stand up to there claims which are backed up by independent testing agencies. Since ive switched my vehicle over and allowed it over time to prove itself Amsoil really does stand out as superior to the rest and gives benefits none of the others have at all in my 42 years of driving and maintaining my vehicles. Performance, fuel economy, longevity, emission reduction gains and wear reduction. Oh and if your bold enough you will find out that if you do go the mileages they claim it does make it cheaper to buy the higher priced Amsoil Signature Series and do one or two oil changes a year rather than 3 to 5 of them. Yeah.
Indeed. I've been using it many many years. Even did used oil anaysis testing with different mileage. Check they out too. It's proof you can go further on changes.
@@BeardedFordTech just wish I could get Ford Boss Me and ARod to learn this because all though I'm not a dealer just a preferred customer the benefits Im realizing with it's use is something to definitely share with everyone which is the Business model Amsoil was founded with word of mouth and independent dealers are customers who became dealers to help the rest of the public realise those benefits too.
@@Jon-O.Good luck boring through FBMs thick skull. Dude's opinions are hard coded.
Did an engine flush on my daughter's 2006 Ford 500. Man was it dark. Can't hurt.
Yep. Dark doesn't always mean bad. Means the oil is doing its job. However if you flush it and it's Dark. That's all the stuff it cleaned out. I know you already know this. I'm sure it runs better right?
@@BeardedFordTech yep
It also doesn't help that the manufacturer put a dip in the centre of the oil pan where old oil can't drain unless the front end of the vehicle is higher than the back to drain it all out.
This is also true. There will always be residual oil in there though.
Engine builders and lubrication specialists warn against using any type of engine flush. Will take several oil changes to get it all out as it will negatively affect the lubrication package in the oil to be used.
So lake speed jr said to use it and he's a lubrication specialist. As long as you follow the directions. We are actually in the process of doing an experiment with it.
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More impressed that you opened the container of oil with one hand!😂🎉😂
It was a task.
Good thing you used AMZOIL on the gasket of the new filter 😂
Ehhh. Sometimes I do. Sometimes I don't. I never prefill them.
When your 1 guart low ,add a guart of transmission fluid to your engine. Drive one or two thousand miles the longer the better. Do this as often as you want your engine will clean itself without any damage or excessive cost. Also one guart to ten gallons of gas will clean your injectors especially on a diesel.
No. Don't do that. Not in a gas engine. We talked about this in a livestream.
Much better options for engine flushes other than transmission fluid. That’s kind of outdated
@hyperpotato1197 yep. We used to do that on old.school diesels
I'd like to see a before and after flush of the valve cover and oil pan.
I can probably do a valve cover on the little transit service vehicle. When i get some down time.
It didn't look too bad at 120k. can tell they take care of the vehicle.
Uh, do the CVT next?
I'm not touching the cvt. Lol. Yeah it's taken care of. One of our fleet vehicles. I just wanted to do a little experiment. People think they put fresh oil in, that it's going to be clean and get dirty as you drive. I added the flush cause I also wanted to see how dark it would turn from cleaning it out.
@@BeardedFordTech 🤣, yea it's always interesting to see stuff like that. You never know what shade of death is going to pour out after a little engine treatment
my son has a 2012 durango w/approx 122k... bought w/102k... we changed 2 AMSOIL, (which i use & sell 2) water pump went, also had 5.7 " hemi tick " so my mechanic buddy & i r pulling engine & rebuilding it so he will never hav 2 worry about it again... butt looking @ insides, it has NO SLUDGE wut so ever in there... did NOT even use flush... whole car will get new fluids wen dun... speaks soooo well of AMSOIL products... sure it costs more, butt is soooo worth it... 🤑
@@brucek.hoffman5868 yep. I sell it and run it in all my vehicles. Even the fleet. I was just messing around with the flush.
@@brucek.hoffman5868 so you think your 20k miles of amsoil is what has it so clean when you bought it with over 100k on it? You guys crack me up.
Why didn;t you use the Amsoil filter instead of the Motorcraft? The Amsoil filter is superior to the Motorcraft. The number for the Amsoil Filter of r this application is a EA15K12 and is designed for extended service lift. For those that do not know, modern oil filter testing is not judged by micron size. but it is a time/weight test to calculate the amount of contaminants being removed while is service. The old filtration method of micron size is what caused filter to plug up and run with the bypass flowing dirty engine oil.
I know what number it is. And I stated below why I didn't use one. Because I ran out. Hard to use them if I didn't have any. I have a lot of the motorcraft ones. Motorcraft filters do just was well with amsoil. I've tested three different kind. Amsoil, purolator boss, motorcraft. Allnhad the same results. Doesn't use micron rating? Is thay why amsoil tells you the filtering capacity by mjcronnrating. Even for the bypass system? Micron rating is used in modern oil filter testing. You can even ask lake speed jr the motor oil geek. We have been over this. We talk microns a lot
So amsoil doesn't use a neutralizer after the flush like BG????
I flushed my GDI engine before draining the old oil out. Just used a brake bleeder kit with my evacuation line ran down dipstick tube to draw out my oil sample first then added the BG flush ran at 1500 rpms for 20 minutes then drained. 😀
That oil drained had carbon pieces in it after 40,000 miles too.
Really your supposed to put it in before you drain the oil. I already drained it and saw the O'Reilly brand sitting there and was thinking to myself. I wonder what it would look like if I put new oil in and flush it. And that's the results. Thay engine wasn't very dirty. I have done some that had carbon pieces in it.
BG neutrilizes after like a hour on its own.
@@maxpain7197 I believe amsoil does too. I'll have to look more into that.
Yea I was wrong it's a BG conditioner that you add with the oil.
@billy2bob63 yeah I worked at a shop that would add that at every oil change. Cause they used cheap oil. I've had this conversation on livestreams with lake speed jr. If you need a conditioner or oil additive. You need a better oil. A good quality oil has all that in it already. BG is good stuff. As mentioned. The shop used the cheapest oil they could find and charged the customer for the good stuff. I can't do that. I had problems with that place.
I recommend using a rubber mallet instead of the palm of your hand, as well as using an oil filter removal tool,
This will reduce RSI issues later in life :-)
I have plenty of oil filter tools. The JM3 ones. You should check them out www.jm3oilfilterwrench.com. I really didn't want to walk across the ship to get them.
Do Amsoil do a Engine flush for Diesels.
I have. Just not on video. I can do one on the next service I do.
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Thanks 👍
@canaryinacoalmine8746 your welcome. Results won't be like this. Oil gets dirty quick in a diesel. But I'll definitely do it for you
Amsoil products are top tier, why would you use a motorcraft oil filter instead of an Amsoil oil filter?
Cause I don't have amsoil filters for the Nissan. Only my f450s and tahoes
@@BeardedFordTech good deal, I use Amsoil products in all my vehicles and nothing else. Good video 👍🏻
Add this reason to the other 2,615 reasons I love being an AMSOIL Dealer 😊
Me too friend. Me too!
Sorry, I meant the throttlebody cleaning not the flush the flush you’re good for some reason on the Nissan when you try to do the throttlebody cleaning is short out a sensor for the ECM
I worked at Nissan and did a bunch of throttle body cleanings. I've done throttle body cleanings on a few of these in the fleet. Never has it shorted anything out. Jiffy lube just doesn't know what they doing. And people really need to stop going there. Also Nissan had a recall for a failed throttle body on some of the altimas
Hey thanks for letting me know, I'll keep my eye out when for your videos and thank you for taking the time on update on Nissan. 😃 @@BeardedFordTech
why not use an amsoil filter
Cause I didnt have any. I just ordered a case of them for these vehicles
Looks like the Amsoil engine flush did its job. I had to back up the video to make sure my ears and eyes weren't deceiving me. Try as you might, installing a Motorcraft filter on a Nissan won't make a difference. You'll still be stuck with a Nissan in the end. How do I know? I installed used Motorcraft wiper blades off of a Raptor on the GMC pickup. The next morning I still had a GMC pickup. I did however have a clear windshield when it rained. 🙂🙂
We put Motorcraft filters on everything. They don't leak. But yeah its still a Nissan 😒
On the oil filter quote. Same goes for Arguing on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics even if you win your still retarded.
I would rather drive a Nissan over a shit box ford
@carlmcdonald5864 you must not like driving very far. You know with all the cvt issues. That's cool though. Ford's don't want you in them anyway. Move along now.
@BeardedFordTech had a 2018 ford focus RS went through 3 head gasket in a year my mom and dad had a f150 with the 2.7 eco shit both had problems with transmission and AC I now drive 2020 honda civil type R faster and zero problems my parents both drive 2022 chevy silverado both problems free my family was ford people but the make so much garbage now have fun Being Fucked On Road Daily
And this is why the most effective way to do an engine flush,
Is by adding it to NEW oil (and filter), and then changing it and the filter
And I was just experimenting this is not how your supposed to do it. But if you got spare cheap oil laying around doesn't hurt to do it this way.
@@BeardedFordTech I say the most effective (not the cheapest),
Because as you know part of the oil's job is to hold contaminants "in suspension",
An oil that is completely discoloured (petrol car), has a significantly reduced ability to to do that.
So instead of the contaminants "becoming part of the oil",
They will just be pushed around to somewhere else (hopefully to the sump... hopefully).
@@notsureyou I gotcha
Adding Seafoam in the oil 200-300 miles before changing the oil works great. I think you’re wasting oil doing it that way.
This was just experimenting. You don't do it this way. You put it in let it run for 15 min and change the oil and filter then off you go. There's a reason seafoam has you drive like 200-300 miles. Cause it sucks and doesn't work. You have to use a lot of it multiple times.
There are two types of engine flushes.
1. Solvent based
2. Detergent based
Solvent based flushes are inexpensive and are not designed to liquefy sludge and hold it in suspension. Many engines have been blown up by adding solvent based flushes and as a result large chunks of sludge break loose which stop the oil pump pickup tube up and loosing oil pressure. Any flush that reeks of a kerosene smell has a solvent formulation.
Detergent based flushes are designed to liquify sludge and hold it in suspension in the oil until it is drained out. Many detergent flushes are intentionally designed to work slowly over time to prevent the possibility of the oil pickup stopping up.
Amsoil and Liqui-Moly use a detergent based formulation. I have used them both and I think it Amsoil flush has a slight edge over Liqui-Moly. In my shop I have seen an increased need for periodic flushes because of customers who follow the oil life monitor. 10-12K mile oil changes are not a good idea for customers using whatever bulk oil that the shop uses.
I have been using mobil1 ,5k intervals ,and only chevron gas,no need for flush!
You'll need it with that mobil 1. Mobile 1 is garbage and has failed lots of tests. After about 1500 miles engine is noisy and it's lost it's ad pack.
I use the Amsoil flush on every oil change
No need to do it on every oil change. That can cause damage. I asked Lake Speed about that.
@@BeardedFordTech I confirmed with Amsoil technical dept they said it wont hurt anything
@user-oy1uv7zz7r kind of an overkill. No need to flush every time. Especially if you run amsoil engine oil. I wouldn't do it just saying. Technical department is not the same as lubrication specialist and used oil analyst
@@BeardedFordTech I also use blackstone to test the oil as well
@user-oy1uv7zz7r try www.speediagnostix.com better readings. Blackstone uses out of date testing. They are a good company don't get me wrong. Buck speediagnostix is much easier to read and understand. It's all color coded. And there is no tbn number. That number means nothing. That's what I mean by old out of date testing. You don't need a ton number. You need an oxidation value. That's what matters. Check out my livestreams with him. Then make a decision. Have a great night.
I've been using Amsoil for 35 years, great stuff, never had an oil or sludge, wear. related problem in any engine or transmission. Based on the numerous comments, a lot viewers believe this flush actually did something. It didnt. I am an electrical, mechanical engineer, worked in the auto service industry, and started rebuilding engines in 1984. The flush is simply mineral spirits and some group1 base oil. Unless your engine is filled top to bottom with sludge, it will not have any affect. 10-20% of old oil remains in modern engines and you know that. All it takes is 1/4qt of old, sooty oil to make the new oil that dark. Had you opened that filter, you would have no sludge in it. Last year, I tried multiple engine flushes, including Amsoil. I flushed the engine 2x with clean oil, running it 15 min each time. I sampked the oil for analysis. I put the engine flush in, ran it for 30 minutes, drained it and sampled it again. The engine had 190k miles, there was visible varnish, and hard sludge under the cam cover. Oil analysis showed no addition particulates, carbon, varnish, or anything else. The filter also showed no contaminents. Only in extreme cases will these flushes help. Doing a clean oil flush, several oil changes in a year will definate help, is much safer, and the new oil will be able to clean and protect much better. Here is a great article discussing the perils of short volume oil changes. www.machinerylubrication.com/Read/31012/short-volume-oil-changes
It cleaned some of the varnish. I never said it cleaned sludge. I never said the engine had sludge. And yes I k ow there is still old oil in the engine. I've done a lot of research on oil. I'm also friends with the owner of speed diagnostix which is a used oil analysis company. We have been over this many many times. It depends on how you drive and operating g conditions for how far you can go. If you have been using amsoil for so long. Then please don't come on here bashing saying a product did nothing about cleaning g sludge etc etc when the word sludge was never used. This was literally me having a bottle of fresh oil laying g around looking at a bottle of engine flush I had sitting there wondering how dark the oil would be after 15 min. Obviously I know it would be dark. But I wanted to see how dark. If any carbon deposits came out stuff like that. Just an experiment. By far not an actual test.
@@BeardedFordTech varnish is baked on residues of oxidized oil and contaminates. Anyone who has rebuilt engines knows it requires high pressure and chemical baths such as hot tanks to remove or physical abrasive contact. Sludge on the handle can be remove often with solvent rinses. You never mentioned varnish in the video and only pointed to the obviously dark oil that it supposedly works. Amsoil makes an superior oil, but the additives such ad PI and Flush are mostly worthless.
6:09 looks like you put in used oil.
You watched me pour it right out of the bottle with the flush. Or are you saying that cause the flush worked? Why would I put used oil In a car?
@@BeardedFordTech I know it was new…..it’s so dark coming out with the flush.
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AMSOIL is supposed to be in all capitals. Just like IBM is not, "Ibm", or UPS is not, "Ups". AMSOIL is an abbreviation for Al Amatuzio, the founder of AMSOIL Inc. It stands for Al-Amatuzio-Oil. AMSOIL. :) - 31 year independent AMSOIL Synthetic Lubricants Dealer.
Yes I know what it means I've been a dealer since 2012. Would you like me to go put it in all caps for you? Consider it done
used a funnel for flush and other oil but not on amsoil you figure
🤦♂️ I think you missed the point.
Don’t do the cleaning on it you will damage your ECM on car
What? Please tell me this is a joke comment. I've never had a ecm fail from an engine flush. Where did you hear this nonsense? Scotty Kilmer?
@Rt80towguy21st Seriously? Please tell me you don’t actually work on cars. That is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Thanks for the laugh.