Beans For Valentine's Day? | Nikki Hayley Is Stephen's Best Friend | "Meatball Ron"
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- čas přidán 13. 02. 2023
- Stephen reminds us that you can't buy love this Valentine's Day, checks in on his best friend Nikki Hayley, and drops a hot new single dedicated to Florida's governor. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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whoever wrote those Meatball Ron lyrics to Uptown Girl needs a raise NOW
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack will make all of his indictments stick.
Great post!😅😅😅
They said the same,
For Robert Mueller,
But he was extremely politically naive and failed at his responsibilities. Also, the system is so ridiculously rigged that a billionaire President can get away with crime. Not holding my breath.
(Sorry, not a poet.)
That is perfect!
Nice, you got way more likes on this vid, than on the Kimmel one. I'm sure those will keep going up too though!
Bullshyt. Nothing will stick.
Trump is clean.Trump is an.open book.
Meatball Ron should be top of the charts in no time.
Meatball Ron? Should’ve gone with MeatHEAD Ron…
That "Meatball Ron" song will be stuck in my head for a while
Clearly, the best food comparison for Ron...
is potato
is potato
Is potato
👍🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol 🤣🤣
Specifically, one the hospital staff had to pull from the ass of a man swearing it got there by accident.
"Even stupider more" was funny it and of itself. I almost peed my pants at "And I might have misread that right now."
I miss the music cues for when he pretend puts things down 😄
Yes, why did they go away?
@@marthareis5873 It used to be Jon Baptiste on the piano (always impeccably timed).
Missed a rim shot yesterday, disappointed me
It's easier to do that on a piano ( a la Batiste) than with an electric guitar. Louis sometime tries and has gotten it right a few times. I miss Jon too and the special bond he shared with Stephen but Cato is also a nice guy and he'll get there eventually. 🎹
I did hear him put down an imaginary prop tonight. I think I thought I did.
Tuesday was my birthday, and I couldn’t have asked for a better present than the “Meatball Ron” song. 😂
You better add "Meatball Ron" to your greatest hits of 2023 at the end of this year. I want a copy of that cd, lol.
best part of T****** is how he actively declares "i dont waste my time coming up with nicknames for **insert nickname for person he's trying to deny nicknaming**"
Its almost like as if there is no connection between the segments of the brain, let alone the brain to the fingers
It's not as if. There are no connections between the segments of his brain. Nothing else can explain him.
O.k., now I have that meatball song stuck in my head. 🙄 Totally worth it! This is hilarious. Thanks Steven, Louis, writers and all staff! You do help balance out the GQP horseshit.
You should thank Trump.. he came up with Meatball Ron.
Meatball Ron is perfection. It should be sung - by protestors - every time the meatball rolls in front of a podium. Kind of like his very own “Hail to the Chef” It’s going to be YUUGE.
Omg i'd love to see that lol.
I hope Stephen asks Billy Joel to complete the parody, then perform it during the show as a guest. LoL
I love the way the band quickly finds which (arbitrary) key Stephen is singing in. True professionals!
He does fancy himself.
Rehearsed.
@@terri6854 Yeah but they didn't give him a key before he started to sing so unless he has "perfect pitch"....
It was easy to hear the band hunting for it.
@@michaelcoe9824 He wasn’t even trying. When he wants, he sings pretty good.
@@terri6854 Yes, but to sing on key without a cue is something most singers can't do. He probably does have 'perfect pitch.' It's more common in children and tends to disappear by puberty. But pro singers sometimes know their voices well enough to use muscle memory to break out into song at the correct pitch. Even rehearsal doesn't explain it, most singers who do endless rehearsals still don't have perfect pitch and still need that starting cue. Have you ever heard a choir try singing without a reference tone first? YIKES!
Meatball Ron is my new favorite song, lol
Hayley’s announcement (just like her RNC speech) was pretty much: “my family and I faced racist discrimination when I was a kid. But also, this country has no substantial problems with racism.”
She's right.
@@johnbrowne3950 Fox fan fiction.
@John Browne , um no she isn't. We still have problems with racism and bigotry. #woke
@@johnbrowne3950 she right that she lived in racism because racism does not exist.
So question
Does her family and home not exist
Or
Are you saying Nikki does not exist?
Yeah. Her Commercial should be banned in Duval County , Florida.
I legit clapped after the song. Alone in a room watching this on my phone. 😂👏
"Even stupider more" makes complete sense when talking about the former president
Agree. You think you've heard the most stupidest thing about him but there's always something stupider-more.
"Even stupider more" prefect title for the orange😩💩🤡and his🐑🤣🍻🙋♂😁✌😎
It's definitely his 2024 campaign slogan.
Biden is the biggest embarrassment in American history 😂
I definitely wouldn't have questioned it if Steven hadn't laughed at his own gaff
All I have to say about Valentine's Day is that my oldest sister, my youngest sister, and I were all born on the same date EXACTLY 9 months after Valentine's Day.
To my knowledge, no legumes or beans were involved...
Triplets? Or indifferent years? Different years and within less than a month of each other, I can relate to!😲😅
I'm dyin'
Wow, that's crazy
Yes, I think we mid-November kids all have something in common.
Well, his pop was like a leap year.
… And now I have Meatball Ron stuck in my head all day 😂
An hour later and I'm still singing that damn Meatball Ron song. Thanks Stephen! LOL
She endorsed Ted Cruz for president in 2016. What more do you need to know about Nikki Haley's judgement?
She is a member of the sedition traitor party.
That's all you need to know.
Being anti-immigration children of immigrants was enough for me of both of them! 🙄
good point!
Her nickname is miss judgement
Human
Whispering into a bowl of soup ... Veal ParmeDon ... the writers went over the top tonight and our hero Stephen delivered!
The writers suck get help
He did dodge the draft. He's more of a Chicken ParmaDon.
Particularly epic show
And let's not forget "even stupider more..." LOL!
Mushroom Barley is the sort of specific nonsense that just tickles me.
I don’t know what it is, but the writers have been killing it this week. 😂
Has to be the writers. Colbert is a complete dud without them.
@@johnbrowne3950 that is hilarious bc of how wrong you are. You obviously don't know of his previous work where he came up with everything on his own.
@@johnbrowne3950 Troll 🙄
@@johnbrowne3950 Why are you here?
@@freya8133 To troll left wing liberal loony Democrats. Why else would I bother with the likes of Democrat shill Colbert?
Shouldn't enjoy Meatball Ron quite as much as I do. Thank you Mr. Colbert
This was such a good monologue 😂
We want the extended version of the Meatball Ron song!!
Get Billy Joel to sing it and we have got a national " how to manage the crazy" jingle. Even funnier more!!
Strange!! I want it wiped from all memory of it's existence.
Am I the only one who really wants to hear the full version of that song now?
I think that's the best song version the late show's ever done!
Always nice to have some great laughs after hard crazy days 👍
everything is fine...
Boy you got that right!
For me, it was a hard crazy month. And I don't see it ending anytime soon.
I had back surgery about a month ago, and I'm still seeing doctors and therapists because of it. :(
Thanks Colbert for helping me out.
@@nbuehster take good care ok ? And yes laughing is a real good therapy to make us forget all the bad sides of life for a moment sometimes
first I read 'hard crazy drugs'
Veal Parma Don 🤪 . . . Great line💯👍
Wasn't expecting a musical number, loved it
I love when Louis gives his little chuckle-laugh at Stephen's monolog!! He he he!! 😂 😏 🤣
"Meatball Ron" is a dish best served cold.
Loved 'even stupider-more'
Also, Meatball Ron was very well done, Stephen 👏
I can't wait for the full track release of Meatball Ron!
omfg meatball ron is gonna be stuck in my head for a few days now XD
The fact that raw chicken leg don had to clarify that he didn't spend a lot of time coming up with meatball ron means he's been thinking about it for at least a month
Yeah, Candy Cane Found Under the Couch Cushion and Covered in Crumbs and Dog Hair Don definitely did.
The fact that he calls him Ron DiSanctimonius tells me that he clearly does come up with nicknames for him.
I hate that his nicknames for desantis are actually pretty funny. One positive in a mountain of shit I guess lol
Best zipper joke ever.
I love when Stephen sings. He should sing every episode. ❤
Operatic voice
Stephen Colbert, you and your writers have outdone yourselves again with "Meatball Ron"! I'll be listening to it over, and over again. Lol, thank you all.
There's a reason that Stephen Colbert is the current king of late night. He and his writing staff are freaking geniuses. And that's that.
Feally!!! After those cringe-worthy vac scene segments!!!
Surprised the c*** can show his face in public!!
The writing is really outstanding - and consistent from night to night.
It's too bad he and his staff aren'r running for president. The sharp and biting points they make could easily convert the undecided and independents. He makes all the R's look so damn stupid in a fun (but meaningful) way.
@@paultuke5110 imma big fan but id rather see less business croonies and entertainers in govt
@@EnragedEagle Fair point, but I think he delivers messages better with a mix of content and humor. Maybe he and his staff should work with the campaigns- they just need a decent candidate. 😁
Anyone who has ever endorsed Ted Cruz for president doesn’t need to be running for president.
Lol truth.
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8 no.
He cowared after Trump (who is ugly inside and out) insulted the looks of his wife.
Growing facial doesn't make you a _real_ man.
How long til Trump starts calling her Tuna Casserole Nikki?
I assume you've forgotten what Harris said about Biden during the debates. LOL. Typical Democrat hypocrite.
I love you, Stephen's monolog!
Never thought I’d see Stephen have a “Go tuck yourself, San Diego” moment. It was precious 😊
Is that anything like Stephen saying, "Norfolk U?"
Love the "stupider more" slip-up. That was hilarious. Great show Stephen! Keep them coming.
Happiest of Valentines to Stephen and the Late Show Band. Meatball Ron - only a face a “you decide” would eat. ❤
Stephen, you get me every time! Belly laughs again!! 🤣
Had me bustin' up laughing! Nothing like a good belly laugh!
From watching this?
Me also! LMAO!
Meatball Ron vs Meatloaf Don, what a world
You killed it with Meatball Ron song! Love it Stephen! ❤
Colbert is a legend
In his own mind perhaps. What he isn't is funny.
@@johnbrowne3950 Thanks for views and Money Santos 😂
@@harpcht8487 I bet Santos thinks Colbert is funny.
@@johnbrowne3950 Still sad over the election huh?
@@StudioLB I have to say I'm shocked that a guy who hid in his basement for months actually won. Turns out it was great strategy keeping that senile old man away from the media. Credit where credit is due. PS: I'm over Trump.
Stephen, I did actually LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now that song is in my head
More more more meatball Ron !! Should be a new verse every show❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Beans for Valentine’s Day - where you can watch Blazing Saddles by the fire with the one you love. 💨
Oh great. Now I've got that silly song playing on repeat in my head. Thanks, Stephen ~ * walks off singing * Meatball Ron!
🎶 Meatball Ron 🎤
😂😂😂
LOL meatball Ron! That song will be stuck in my head all day.
As an amateur Parodier myself, I thoroughly approve and endorse "Meatball Ron"! 🤣
Meatball Ron vs. Pumpkin Don
@@shevek2954 Orange Julius Caesar is still the best.
@@oracleofdelphi4533"thin skinned orange snowflake" is good too.
@@oracleofdelphi4533 I liked Caligulard and Persimmon Pol Pot🍊
@@oracleofdelphi4533 I rather liked "The Count of Mostly Crisco"
Snickers knew what they were doing 😈😂
The Orange Blob is going to make the "Meatball Ron" song his campaign song. Thanks Stephen. 😀
That was one of the funniest monologues in a long time! 😆😂🤣
I remember the day, Our relationship started, Then I bought you beans, And later we...parted?
Happy Valentine’s Day guys!
I'd have figured Ron was more comparable to that pink slime that isn't considered good enough for hotdog filling, but a'ight.
Trump denying he spent large amounts of time thinking about Ron’s nickname means he absolutely did.
I can imagine him turning a meeting with his lawyers about his multiple upcoming trials into a focus group on his latest stupid nickname.
Colbert really needs to do a bit on all the other nicknames Trump came up with but discarded.
That's KFC Chicken Leg Dropped in the Parking Lot and Covered in Ants Don for you.
I like to call DeSantis "Boots".
Lol
Lovw it when Stephen sings! Especially show tune!
Omgur I have the song “Meatball Ron” stuck in my head forever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you Stephen, you give a smile for a depressing day
This was cleverly put together. Good laughs and good information. I hate discussing the Orange Inflator.
If it weren't for Disney, Florida would be Alabama.
Holy Jesus that's one of the funniest things I've ever read 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine bedroom activities that could be ruined by the consequences of a bean based dinner. They really didn't think that one through 😂
Bush's ain't romantic.
What consequences? Vegetarians the world over would love to know!
@@oracleofdelphi4533 , sure it is. Just put on some R&B and "roll that beautiful bean footage".
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ you first sinner,happy Valentine's Day.
Beans are the only thing left in this world and relationships have to "pass" out every now and then
Oh my gosh a hit song. That is in my head now. HELP ME!!!!!!!
And Colbert can sing 🎶
So Louis Cato is always amazing but what he just did following Colbert was so cool!❤
"Meatball Ron" so catchy
I just got rid of all the valentine party balloons in my house. It's a dangerous world nowadays!
*That you know of….*
George Santos AKA Saint Valentine. Wrote bad checks to buy puppies.
Amish puppies
Awesome monologue 🤣
The store had 4 chocolate covered strawberries for $10. For about $18 I made 30 of them
Next year grow your own strawberries. Then all you need is the chocolate. I live in Texas. I already have a bunch of ripe strawberries.
@@8arrows I normally do lol but I'm in the Pacific Northwest and it just snowed again
@@mercury_rising Do the math 10÷4=$2,50 per unit. 30÷18=$1.66.
Or another way is in order to get 30 strawberries you'd have to buy 7.5 punnets of $10 strawberries costing $75. I think sister shadow got it right.
Plus much more "Sexy Time"... Borat reference. Later skater.
@@mercury_rising You're assuming the requirements of a person who you've never met or why they wanted more. Bringing in your mother isn't respectful. But if she has her own money to spare to spend as she wants, that is her prerogative. America is a consumer driven country got an issue with that then go after importers & retailers. Americans are infatuated with " ooh look shiny, shiny". Sister Shadow clearly could afford the treat so what's is your problem. My math still applies, you tried instead to deflect to defend your original statement. I don't spend beyond my means, I will buy a treat from time to time as a simple indulgence. Don't get het up about the unimportant things.
Hi I went into bat for you replying to mercury rising. Boy he didn't like my take on things lol. He has got his doggie chew toy & he isn't letting go. Anyhow I hope you had a spiffy Valentine's Day with your beau.
As a flower, today is horrifying. Godspeed to my floral friends…
Rip Roses.
It's a War of the Roses.
Curse those Damned Papists. They started this, signed angry Dog Rose.
Meatball Ron is rockin lol 😂
8:43 "even stupider more"
February 14, the birth of a classic expression.
Happy Valentine's day to you and your wife also!
😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂 Not Meatball Ron! This just took me clean out!!
This was an exceptionally good monologue
Meatballs Don and Ron!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Classic, just classic!
That's right. DipSantis has one chest hair.🤣🤣🤣
That Meatball Ron song is gonna be in my head for a looooooong time now!
THAT was the best song ive heard in a minute, and will now live in my head rent free ... as an earworm.
Great monologue
Someone needs to do a full Meatball Ron song and animation.
She don't put up with bullies she kneels in front of them!!!!
OMG! Hysterical! Thank you so much for your comedy
Meatball Ron being sung to Uptown Girl!🤣
I'm nominating Stephen for Grammy's for the "Most Original Composition" - Meatball Run 👌👍
This guy's just too much. Thank God Jack Parr & Johnny Carson got this late night genre rolling back in the 50's & 60's.
👏🏽👏🏽😂😂"Meatball Ron"🕺💃🏾🕺💃🏾🕺💃🏾🤣😂🤣😂. I love it!
The meatball ron/uptown girl was really on point 🙂
Imagine getting a door handle for Valentine's Day
Think of it as a "love handle"!🤣😂🤣😂
well if it came attached to a house.....
A sock goes great with the doorknob. A classic pastime.
I can't even imagine being so programmed that I believe I must buy any sort of shit for anyone on "Valentine's Day". I don't really understand my fellow humans, and I have been wondering for a while now if this is what an early Homo Naledi felt like in a society of late Australopithecines.
The Meatball Ron Song is going to be stuck in my head now lol
🎶 Meatball Ron 🎶 Ah yes, that will be in my head all week long 😆.
Well done with the vocals, Sir!
Meatball Ron likes to get his groomer on.
Don´t get played. This is the coordinated first step to the Vice-Presidency. ;)
That's what I'm thinking 🤔.