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  • A message from your friends at Skitsofrenic: We should all know by now that you can’t pray the gay away. It’s in one's DNA and it’s here to stay. In light of the inauguration, we pledge our support of and for the equal rights and treatment of the LGBTQ community. We hope all people feel the freedom to let their freak flag fly. Okrr?! Stream or download this song now at 800PoundGorillaRecords.lnk.to...
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  • @haiphan5599
    @haiphan5599 Před 4 lety +3668

    every christian gay kid needs a mom like this lady

    • @IzukuMidoriya-dh7mj
      @IzukuMidoriya-dh7mj Před 3 lety +52

      YES
      PREACHHHHHH

    • @shsltrash6685
      @shsltrash6685 Před 3 lety +41

      I, too, would love Laura Bell Bundy as a mom 😭

    • @shsltrash6685
      @shsltrash6685 Před 3 lety +16

      I, too, would love Laura Bell Bundy as a mom 😭

    • @alextheapple3606
      @alextheapple3606 Před 3 lety +3

      Mood

    • @hollisjo4023
      @hollisjo4023 Před 3 lety +19

      @@shsltrash6685 yeah, I would love a literal belting goddess as my mom. Actually, my actual mom is a belting goddess, she has a beautiful, powerful voice, so I guess I shouldnt say that lol.

  • @beck.2787
    @beck.2787 Před 5 lety +5416

    When you realize you are the gay cousin

    • @jeyguard
      @jeyguard Před 5 lety +61

      In my generation there are 3/5 gay peeps including myself

    • @nightmareanti7429
      @nightmareanti7429 Před 5 lety +95

      That moment in your life that you realise that you're the only gay in the family

    • @boyloverhiiro8937
      @boyloverhiiro8937 Před 5 lety +71

      @@nightmareanti7429
      None of my family members have come out. I don't even know if anyone else in my family is gay, but uh. This one time my cousin made a gay joke and his brother had this EXTREMELY worried look on his face and asked: "Is it bad to be gay??" Seriously he looked like he was about to cry or something. So, uh, i think it's safe to say that i have suspicion of my cousin being gay lol. Also, he has REALLY STRONG bottom energy that is hard to ignore

    • @nightmareanti7429
      @nightmareanti7429 Před 5 lety +20

      @@boyloverhiiro8937 Could you present me the brother of your cousin?
      -cough cough- I mean.. My cousins are all straights as heck. Literally all they talk about are girls. And geez it really sucks

    • @boyloverhiiro8937
      @boyloverhiiro8937 Před 5 lety +9

      @@nightmareanti7429 yes i can give him to you. he's a sweetheart so take good care of em

  • @aratinatophat1072
    @aratinatophat1072 Před 3 lety +5331

    Having a country woman tell me it’s ok to be gay is somewhat comforting

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself Před 3 lety +183

      I got the feeling too, even as a bisexual woman. I also love how, when the bit with the high school gym was done, she casually looked over, looked down around penis-height, and looked back up and grinned not with lust, but with a bless-their-hearts sort of smile and head tilt!

    • @Jojo-hy8dm
      @Jojo-hy8dm Před 2 lety +76

      Having Laura bell bundy tell me it’s ok to be gay is super comforting

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself Před 2 lety +23

      @@Jojo-hy8dm Yay! Bunny! Gay!

    • @erikkoski6129
      @erikkoski6129 Před 2 lety +32

      Laura bell bundy was actually Broadway first However we've had tons of country women supportive of it

    • @macewindu5380
      @macewindu5380 Před 2 lety +2

      Cope

  • @williamsmith6213
    @williamsmith6213 Před 3 lety +1441

    My parents once took me to a christian therapist and he said that he had managed to make a married lesbian couple think that their marriage was wrong and they got divorced. I have never wanted to punch someone so badly

    • @josephwerner2935
      @josephwerner2935 Před 2 lety +129

      If I'm correct that's a crime so you might be able to press charges against him

    • @williamsmith6213
      @williamsmith6213 Před 2 lety +70

      @@josephwerner2935 Yeah well this was many years ago and I don't even remember his name

    • @crumchylettuce
      @crumchylettuce Před 2 lety +119

      Maybe not a crime assuming he just manipulated them instead of outright threatening them, but no matter what it was definitely an abuse of his psychology degree and probably something that could lose him his degree for.

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 Před 2 lety +12

      @@josephwerner2935 i think that would be hard to apply even if what he did was illegal because i doubt it because he told bad advices that led to this situation which isn't illegal in itself even if it's wrong

    • @laserdonkey6469
      @laserdonkey6469 Před 2 lety +4

      what a piece of shit

  • @insanity286
    @insanity286 Před 4 lety +9321

    "Let's put gay teens in a camp together"
    Teens: _I see this as an absolute win_

  • @marylosan9121
    @marylosan9121 Před 5 lety +8413

    Boys parents : hates that he's gay so sends him to a camp with only boys
    Son: I see this as an absolute win

  • @weirdweirdo6594
    @weirdweirdo6594 Před 3 lety +1212

    People: Trying to pray the gay away
    Jesus: Y’all shut up I’m busy up here

    • @xxsanji_cosplaysxx9805
      @xxsanji_cosplaysxx9805 Před 3 lety +71

      Yeah! He just gonna say “mind y’all buisness and stop judging! That’s my job! Now let me be!” 😂

    • @soap7686
      @soap7686 Před 2 lety +48

      jesus: tf happened to love your neighbor??? now shush i'm trying to cure this kid's cancer

    • @WantedCriminalProductions
      @WantedCriminalProductions Před 2 lety +25

      He is busy making more gays

    • @layzeesuga7047
      @layzeesuga7047 Před 2 lety +2

      This comment is true

    • @theoatmanite
      @theoatmanite Před 2 lety +1

      @@layzeesuga7047 its not, Jesus is not bothered at all if you pray to him for anything

  • @ArtoriasB
    @ArtoriasB Před 3 lety +2182

    Just a reminder since clearly some of yall need it; 'gay camps' isn't a fun little place to get a girlfriend/boyfriend. It's an abusive and dehumanizing place where you go through horrible things to 'fix' you. People don't leave these camps with a boyfriend, they leave with trauma.

    • @ariannaseguin5929
      @ariannaseguin5929 Před 3 lety +175

      Of course not. I'd get really mad if my parents sent me to a conversion camp.

    • @Ultimate_Dadzawa
      @Ultimate_Dadzawa Před 3 lety +52

      this^

    • @Ultimate_Dadzawa
      @Ultimate_Dadzawa Před 3 lety +48

      @@pet.me102 oh? if youre comfortable saying, what are you? im agender and asexual :)

    • @laurenmosley9008
      @laurenmosley9008 Před 3 lety +52

      This is true, although some parents also send their kids to general church camp (vs "conversion" camps) in the hopes that all that Christianness will do it, and that's more of where the "I had gay sex at church camp" narrative comes from. Those can still be pretty F'd up but they're less traumatic than the conversion therapy camps.

    • @Ultimate_Dadzawa
      @Ultimate_Dadzawa Před 3 lety +69

      @@pet.me102 oh thats called crossdressing!
      ps, i guarantee anyone that hates on you for wearing what makes you happy is just jealous that you look 1,000,000x better than them 💅

  • @salem2702
    @salem2702 Před 4 lety +8358

    I went to an all-girl’s christian school and ohoho we were all gay

    • @enderwalkgang
      @enderwalkgang Před 4 lety +549

      The idea is funny to me, like, they think they sending their kids to places like that to get set strait or fixed... yet.. how many walk out with a new girl or boyfriend depending on if it’s all boy or all girls school?

    • @yeah8120
      @yeah8120 Před 4 lety +197

      lucky bitch...

    • @bubblespie0
      @bubblespie0 Před 4 lety +203

      Your so lucky. Almost everyone in my school is straight and im crushing on one of them even though she'll never like me.

    • @yeah8120
      @yeah8120 Před 4 lety +95

      @@bubblespie0 hang in there buddy! there's a bunch of fish in the sea and surley you'll find someone who likes you for you :)

    • @pip4773
      @pip4773 Před 4 lety +26

      God I wish

  • @yuda5370
    @yuda5370 Před 4 lety +7456

    When they said "every family's got one" I was like "my family doesn't" but then realized that was me

  • @jamescrawford4388
    @jamescrawford4388 Před rokem +66

    I'll never forget my mom taking me to a psychiatrist he said what's going on my mom said he's gay. He said "and?"She said fix him. He said,"he isn't broke, but I may be able to help you." Fairly progressive for the Appalachian mountains in the 80's.

    • @summerblade3790
      @summerblade3790 Před rokem +1

      I swear I saw this exact comment on another vid less then a week ago

  • @scorpio6593
    @scorpio6593 Před 2 lety +100

    The bit about the camp to change Gay boys reminded me of when I first came out to my mother and she said I should join the army because it would make a man of me, I was like, "Yeah, living with a bunch of other guys and no women around, that sounds like fun!" She never mentioned it again!

    • @harleyhill3612
      @harleyhill3612 Před 2 lety +23

      "Don't threaten me with a good time."

    • @olivialeger3647
      @olivialeger3647 Před 2 lety +6

      You are an absolute gem of a human being. Have a wonderful day! 🌈💖

    • @scorpio6593
      @scorpio6593 Před 2 lety +3

      @@olivialeger3647 Thank you, no-one has ever called me a gem before, you have a good one too! :)

    • @scorpio6593
      @scorpio6593 Před 2 lety +3

      @@harleyhill3612 Yes, it's just like when Homophobes want to put all Gay men in prison to teach us a lesson! I have no idea what the lesson is, but I'm guessing that the Gay men imprisoned together would have fun working it out!?

  • @millesolander
    @millesolander Před 4 lety +5211

    “Stop wasting God’s time, Jesus is busy, Y’all”
    XD

    • @whsprsct866
      @whsprsct866 Před 4 lety +25

      El Fo
      in these trying tiimmmmeeessss

    • @douglashammond6840
      @douglashammond6840 Před 4 lety +12

      Amen hallelujah

    • @givmemywife
      @givmemywife Před 4 lety +11

      @@whsprsct866 We pray. We pray hArd

    • @paris5410
      @paris5410 Před 4 lety +8

      @The Milk Man but there are things where We Would Be Better Servants of the Looord

    • @urdadsleftasshole69
      @urdadsleftasshole69 Před 3 lety +7

      @@paris5410 By accepting what is, and not bothering hiiiiiiyum!

  • @pugswillfly3211
    @pugswillfly3211 Před 5 lety +2270

    The face he gives when he looks at the other boys... *pure gold*

  • @elsamarie1921
    @elsamarie1921 Před 3 lety +555

    *I made a lesbian version cause I was bored lol:*
    Brothers and Sisters
    Prayer is a powerful thing
    In these tryin' times, we pray
    We pray hard
    But, there are some matters
    Where we would be better servants of the Lord
    By acceptin' was it
    And not botherin' her
    Come on!
    You can't pray the gay away
    (You can't pray the gay away)
    No matter what you preach or say
    (No matter what you preach or say)
    There's no fighting DNA
    You can't pray the gay away
    Daddy, oh, daddy you can't blame yourself
    Just 'cause your baby girl took your flannel off the shelf
    Momma, thought cheer squad would make her more feminine
    But now she spends all her time cruising the gym
    You can't pray the gay away
    (You can't pray the gay away)
    No matter what you preach or say
    (No matter what you preach or say)
    There's no fighting DNA
    You can't pray the gay away
    Well, the Reverend Bill, at the church of Christ
    Says she needs reprogramming
    "That gal ain't right"
    Send her off to camp where she could get fixed
    Had the summer of her life
    Never saw so many tits, ha-ha
    You can't pray the gay away
    (You can't pray the gay away)
    No matter what your preach or say
    (No matter what your preach or say)
    There's no fighting DNA
    You can't pray the gay away
    You may not know it
    But you know lots of them
    Statistically speakin'
    One out of every ten
    Every family's got one
    You might call her Uncle Claire
    Mama says she's harmless, 'lest, she's tryin' to touch your hair
    Aw!
    You can't pray the gay away
    (You can't pray the gay away)
    No matter what your preach or say
    (No matter what your preach or say)
    There's no fighting DNA
    You can't pray the gay away
    Hey, you can't pray the gay away
    A-men
    Hallelujah
    Bless your heart

  • @camadams9149
    @camadams9149 Před 3 lety +119

    Plot twist: She's an angel sent because her boss was tired of getting these prayers

    • @swarm-of-moths
      @swarm-of-moths Před 2 lety +8

      Yes. Absolutely yes.

    • @Charles-Jones
      @Charles-Jones Před 2 lety +10

      if there was or is a god then this would be very true, because if you think about it why would god even let lgbtq people exist if they didn't accept them and why would there be animals that are gay or bi

    • @loki1456
      @loki1456 Před 2 lety +6

      I would 1000% read a fanfic about this.

    • @Musiclover-tm5es
      @Musiclover-tm5es Před rokem +2

      Oh my goodness yes

    • @BisexualBean49
      @BisexualBean49 Před měsícem

      @@Charles-Jones also why's it called the Bi-ble and not the straight-ble hmmm 😂

  • @waltzingtrees
    @waltzingtrees Před 4 lety +5366

    my headcanon: the singer is the typical southern bell kinda preacher wife, but she's a hardcore lesbian

  • @ellaczeiner3974
    @ellaczeiner3974 Před 4 lety +8022

    That boy has been wearing the same shirt for like 6 years. Instead of paying for conversion therapy his parents should buy him a second shirt

    • @mlee6050
      @mlee6050 Před 4 lety +122

      Who knows? It is possible people own more than one copy of a shirt

    • @killermaster8868
      @killermaster8868 Před 4 lety +128

      Just like the cartoons

    • @hose5257
      @hose5257 Před 4 lety +43

      @@killermaster8868 I should know!

    • @teabur4043
      @teabur4043 Před 4 lety +15

      True

    • @coughdrops5690
      @coughdrops5690 Před 4 lety +14

      It's just like in cartoons.

  • @FanofMultiple
    @FanofMultiple Před 3 lety +2867

    I love how the ones who accept gay are colorful and the ones who aren’t are in black and white.
    I know no one cares but thanks for all the likes

    • @seagorilla_2797
      @seagorilla_2797 Před 3 lety +46

      Yes, I know it is cool finally someone commented about that。◕‿◕。

    • @lebronjesus172
      @lebronjesus172 Před 3 lety +15

      *accept

    • @FanofMultiple
      @FanofMultiple Před 3 lety +10

      @@lebronjesus172 thanks for correcting me :)

    • @andres_david25
      @andres_david25 Před 3 lety +44

      And at the end they are all colorful, that means they are all supportive 🥺even the mom, the dad and the preacher

    • @FanofMultiple
      @FanofMultiple Před 3 lety +16

      @@andres_david25 Yeahh it’s so heartwarming 🥺

  • @ola171
    @ola171 Před 3 lety +237

    I love how the parents were there at the end with him, filled with colour!
    I have the biggest amount of respect for thpse parents who give an effort to understand their LGBTQ children, despite literally growing up in a homophobic transphobic environment

  • @sofiagarcia6993
    @sofiagarcia6993 Před 4 lety +2283

    The only sin that I did was not come out soon enough

    • @klee8754
      @klee8754 Před 4 lety +20

      Mood

    • @marieantoinette1072
      @marieantoinette1072 Před 4 lety +11

      Tea

    • @lordofspaghetti5454
      @lordofspaghetti5454 Před 4 lety +35

      same, i'm still in the closet. help.

    • @lordofspaghetti5454
      @lordofspaghetti5454 Před 4 lety +18

      @Geoffrey Wakeley I came out to my brother like 4 days ago, now i'm trying to make sure he doesn't leak it to my grandparents, cus I know they'd flip at the mention of me being bi. And thus the closet I go

    • @AlexPoynton-he9rh
      @AlexPoynton-he9rh Před 4 lety +3

      @@lordofspaghetti5454 what he say?

  • @GellieBean._.
    @GellieBean._. Před 4 lety +5162

    This song radiates supportive Christian aunt vibes

    • @Shad0w_Cha0s3m3ralds
      @Shad0w_Cha0s3m3ralds Před 4 lety +71

      Totally XD

    • @mezzeara5993
      @mezzeara5993 Před 3 lety +254

      Im gonna be the supportive christian aunt and the lesbian aunt at the same time :)

    • @mauricethegecko9700
      @mauricethegecko9700 Před 3 lety +41

      hey uhhh can I partially unite? I'm (possibly) omniromantic and I prefer girls (I atleast know I like girls)

    • @jaxxonguin8440
      @jaxxonguin8440 Před 3 lety +13

      @@mauricethegecko9700 yes I fixed my previous comment, it says lgbtq now

    • @mauricethegecko9700
      @mauricethegecko9700 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jaxxonguin8440 thanks

  • @Kerosiin
    @Kerosiin Před rokem +21

    “Oh no. A camp full of other gay guys. Whatever shall I do… or whoever…”

  • @jayladarling615
    @jayladarling615 Před 3 lety +436

    My gay, trans male self: *starts singing along after watching/listening to this a million times*

  • @Elena-vq9gk
    @Elena-vq9gk Před 4 lety +2723

    Dang, all the lesbians wearing flannels. You got us there.

    • @zowies6525
      @zowies6525 Před 4 lety +48

      oh no they gooot me

    • @noblemelonie
      @noblemelonie Před 4 lety +28

      Looks down at shirt.... oh

    • @1nkSp1ll
      @1nkSp1ll Před 4 lety +38

      The dad was wearing flannel too I think...
      HOLD UP

    • @s0phia71
      @s0phia71 Před 3 lety +19

      Giving up on life AAA *confirmed: the dad is a lesbian*

    • @1nkSp1ll
      @1nkSp1ll Před 3 lety +4

      @@s0phia71 Ah, yes.

  • @katelynsinkovec4406
    @katelynsinkovec4406 Před 5 lety +4362

    I was trying to sleep but this southern lady’s voice with an aggressive amount of blue eyeshadow kept screening you can’t pray the gay away in my ear

  • @littlezorkie9311
    @littlezorkie9311 Před 3 lety +123

    My (homophobic) dad is actually a bluegrass musician, and having to hear lots of that music all my life, this song actually sounds like one. Well done

    • @thetea4093
      @thetea4093 Před 2 lety

      I hope your dad changes his mind someday

  • @tidieudoan4700
    @tidieudoan4700 Před 2 lety +15

    As a Christian girl I love this song because it shows that no matter how hard you try you can’t change who a person is interested in

  • @kvan335
    @kvan335 Před 4 lety +2709

    There are 2 good country songs:
    1: Jolene
    2: This

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 Před 4 lety +8948

    Some Christian parent: **sends kid to gay camp to get “fixed”**
    The camp: *LITERALLY EVERYONE IS GAY*
    These camps are literally Grindr irl

    • @om1nousecho
      @om1nousecho Před 4 lety +161

      I love this comment

    • @jimothy9988
      @jimothy9988 Před 4 lety +673

      Hate to be a kill joy but the vast majority of these camps are horrible places that scar their campers for life, not some big gay orgy. I know people are trying to be supportive by dismissing them as such but it just hides the real nastiness that they are.

    • @kcluv2006
      @kcluv2006 Před 4 lety +36

      If i ever got sent to a straight camp it be more like a fun vacation than a punishment

    • @vantass6547
      @vantass6547 Před 4 lety +128

      Fuck if I got sent to a conversion camp I'd go down fighting. I'd find a way out and get as many kids out of there

    • @henrys_weirdness3004
      @henrys_weirdness3004 Před 4 lety +104

      I had my online friend went to church camp, they got kicked out and the people working there said they're going to hell, and someone yelled "Is it rude to hate your neighbors?! Cya in hell!"

  • @alexball2446
    @alexball2446 Před 3 lety +20

    I really like how the end implies the boys parents, at some point, accepted and loved their son

  • @holdupwhat1131
    @holdupwhat1131 Před 3 lety +67

    Everybody has a gay family member.
    Me: I don't have a gay family member.
    Me: wait a second
    Me: Oh yeah I am the pan family member.

  • @izorah.6387
    @izorah.6387 Před 5 lety +8480

    Can we talk about how he’s not actually wearing a crop-top, the teen him is just wearing the same clothes as the child him.

  • @jayden7596
    @jayden7596 Před 5 lety +2650

    I started singing this quietly during class at my Christian school and my teacher almost had a laughing attack.

  • @Omnisexual_forgetable
    @Omnisexual_forgetable Před rokem +11

    In these horrible times for lgbtq+ people this message is more needed than anything else right now.

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons Před 11 měsíci +1

      Pick up a book these are not horrible times for LGBTQ 💀Quite the opposite

    • @rainbowmushrooms
      @rainbowmushrooms Před 9 měsíci

      @@GregLemonsSweetie, people are still being killed for their sexual orientation and gender identity, which book says the opposite?🙃

    • @lite_escool
      @lite_escool Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@rainbowmushroomswhat I was thinking😖

  • @olivialeger3647
    @olivialeger3647 Před 2 lety +55

    As a gay Catholic, this makes me really happy. God loves all His children. ALL OF THEM. But people twist His Words to suit their own beliefs.

    • @thetea4093
      @thetea4093 Před 2 lety +4

      Honestly, it’s so nice to hear from a religious person that’s accepting. Thanks for your comment

    • @kopiko102277
      @kopiko102277 Před 2 lety +3

      FINALLY
      ANOTHER BASED PERSON OF MY OWN RELIGION

    • @thomasfoster7387
      @thomasfoster7387 Před 11 měsíci

      @@kopiko102277 a million-dollar find, that is

  • @retando8653
    @retando8653 Před 5 lety +3323

    I'm all for gay rights, I'm bi myself after all
    But this song had no right to be as much of a bop as it is

  • @Jitterbugging_
    @Jitterbugging_ Před 4 lety +1684

    lets be honest here: if you send your child to gay reform camp, there is a 99.9% chance that they are not coming out of it straight

    • @doomslayer4610
      @doomslayer4610 Před 3 lety +137

      No one leaves straight they just hide it

    • @lux.7395
      @lux.7395 Před 3 lety +40

      Y'all should watch But I'm A Cheerleader.
      Just sayin. It's a great Lgbtq movie

    • @David.d.d.d
      @David.d.d.d Před 3 lety +33

      @@maddietheghost8816 I mean I guess there could be some people who thought they were lgbtq+ and then realized they actually weren't and kind of wasted their time at abuse- I mean gay reform camp.

    • @David.d.d.d
      @David.d.d.d Před 3 lety +17

      @@maddietheghost8816 Yeah which is probably why OP said 99.99%

    • @adeola_63
      @adeola_63 Před 3 lety +9

      @@lux.7395 Oh that's an LGBTQ+ movie? Imma watch it where can I find it tho

  • @yeetyeet3489
    @yeetyeet3489 Před 3 lety +174

    Christians: being homophobic
    God(an nby asexual), Jesus(panromantic asexual) and the holy spirit(also nby): *You know the rules, and so do I, SAY GOODBYE*

    • @nex4757
      @nex4757 Před 3 lety +22

      I've seen many say that he's transgender too bc if the translation (I mean that Mary was a virgin) is really correct he would only have the DNA of his mother and would thus be a clone of her

    • @BriarThornStudios
      @BriarThornStudios Před 3 lety +5

      👌👌👌

    • @MonkaBonka
      @MonkaBonka Před 3 lety +19

      this is a more accurate assumption of their orientations than just saying they're cishets

    • @beth8775
      @beth8775 Před 3 lety +16

      In the OT Hebrew some of the names used for God are masculine and some are feminind, so nonbinary is pretty accurate.

    • @rainb5987
      @rainb5987 Před 2 lety +6

      God made love with Mary results to Jesus so I think he's straight. Then this holy spirit is fuckin with everyone's soul so it's pansexual.

  • @sowisace613
    @sowisace613 Před 3 lety +59

    Showed this to my Christian parents. I can finally have gay friends now 😭😭😭

    • @Jup1ter_1173
      @Jup1ter_1173 Před 2 lety +1

      It worked??

    • @royalclown1360
      @royalclown1360 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Jup1ter_1173 well it depends,dont take a risk if ur parent quite homophobe imo

    • @Jup1ter_1173
      @Jup1ter_1173 Před 2 lety +1

      @@royalclown1360 i was being sarcastic cuz that usually never works…

  • @girlinthefrontyard
    @girlinthefrontyard Před 4 lety +3840

    When she said every family got one I was like I don't and then I realized it's probably me 💀

    • @teaaddict813
      @teaaddict813 Před 4 lety +93

      Since i have tons of cousins then probably someone is gay like me hahah

    • @justeundonut-moi.7979
      @justeundonut-moi.7979 Před 4 lety +175

      ''Everybody have a gay cousin. If you don’t, that means you're the gay cousin. ''

    • @rory9132
      @rory9132 Před 4 lety +32

      So have you figured it out yet or should I come back in a year or two?

    • @bvbashesremain4314
      @bvbashesremain4314 Před 4 lety +36

      Hilariously enough there are three gay cousins in my family including myself. It’s like every five years there’s another gay kid. I’m waiting to see who the next gay is. 😂
      Sadly, my two older cousins no longer come around. My family isn’t exactly accepting and my grandmother is a real bitch about it.

    • @teaaddict813
      @teaaddict813 Před 4 lety +9

      @@bvbashesremain4314 my grandmother is extremly unaccepting too. This is why my uncle and his family are too. I don't know who is the second gay in my family, but if it's one of the cousins or the cousin's baby then i feel bad for them....

  • @deeznutz9973
    @deeznutz9973 Před 5 lety +6433

    *Me comes out*
    My Christian homophobic parents: *Trys to pray the gay away*
    Me:
    ( I come back after a year to see this blow up 🧍🏽‍♀️ thanks)

  • @boingooingo3317
    @boingooingo3317 Před 3 lety +30

    My family, with no gay cousin:
    Me: *This looks like a job for me...*

    • @Nickdoesstuff2358
      @Nickdoesstuff2358 Před 2 lety +1

      Saaame buddy. I can't wait to see their faces when I tell them I'm nonbinary, thus technically very gay. It'll be a good face or a bad face, and entertaining either way.

  • @TheTrippyLittleHippie
    @TheTrippyLittleHippie Před 2 lety +14

    Why does being told it’s okay to be gay in a southern accent make it so much better

  • @minecraftcatsinatrenchcoat7382

    Parents: Our son is gay, we don't like that
    Also parents: hEY go tO tHIs pLAcE wItH gAY kiDS

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 Před 3 lety +93

      Dude my parents need to quit all that accepting crap I need to find a gf in a strangely romantic anti gay camp and then live off in a cabin with 6 cats and rebel against the government.

    • @minecraftcatsinatrenchcoat7382
      @minecraftcatsinatrenchcoat7382 Před 3 lety +18

      Queer- ios Actually we should make a group chat for that

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 Před 3 lety +8

      @@minecraftcatsinatrenchcoat7382 agreed

    • @trumps.vaginal.cancer4233
      @trumps.vaginal.cancer4233 Před 3 lety +2

      Sofia La Vinagreta LMFAOO

    • @sup-its-cat9276
      @sup-its-cat9276 Před 3 lety +4

      @@minecraftcatsinatrenchcoat7382 I want to join too!

  • @gayfrogs6762
    @gayfrogs6762 Před 5 lety +2978

    I think the reverend at my school is gay. After every prayer he says “ahhhhhh men”

  • @jaybar8720
    @jaybar8720 Před 3 lety +14

    The fact that they are waving pansexual flags 2:32

  • @hades1706
    @hades1706 Před 2 lety +6

    For anyone who wants to know: the phone number on the tv screen at the beginning calls the Trevor project life line
    The Trevor project is devoted to helping and protecting LGBT youths.

  • @arianna8859
    @arianna8859 Před 4 lety +1893

    Parents: oh no he’s gay!🥺 lets send him to camp with more gay boys!
    Son: so many options😊🥵

  • @adonutasimpledonut9713
    @adonutasimpledonut9713 Před 5 lety +4355

    Me: I don't like country music
    *HEARS THIS*
    Me: I like (1) country music

  • @roseweaver3226
    @roseweaver3226 Před 2 lety +20

    Im a proud mother of gay children and I couldn't be more prouder I would never make them change who they are

  • @cat_l0ver508
    @cat_l0ver508 Před 3 lety +16

    pause at 0:40
    Thats a suicide life-line number.

  • @lunalovegood5135
    @lunalovegood5135 Před 5 lety +4253

    Absolutely nobody:
    Not even Jesus himself:
    My brain during exam: You can't pray the gay away.

    • @danifernino3950
      @danifernino3950 Před 5 lety +30

      Me this week!!!!

    • @dimplekat9599
      @dimplekat9599 Před 5 lety +36

      My brain as well: YOU CAN'T PRAY THE GAY AWAY!!!!!!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @jaclynzinck4241
      @jaclynzinck4241 Před 5 lety +13

      I don’t have school for the next two months cuz summer but if this song stays in my head til then I’m definitely gonna think about it during my exam

    • @freddy7623
      @freddy7623 Před 5 lety +4

      Dammit it’s in my head

    • @shaktiadi
      @shaktiadi Před 5 lety +3

      Lol true

  • @tyxbrrr4812
    @tyxbrrr4812 Před 4 lety +1807

    Me a Christian: I’m not gay.
    My gf before we were dating: **exists**
    Me: Okay that’s not fair-

  • @ArchDragon888
    @ArchDragon888 Před rokem +5

    I'm straight but I have a gay friend that played this video for me.
    One of the funniest "Ho down" parodies I've ever seen or heard😂
    Thanks Al!

  • @savikelly5023
    @savikelly5023 Před 3 lety +92

    Happy Pride Month 2021, y'all!
    Remember, when we celebrate Pride, we don't just celebrate ourselves:
    We celebrate the people who came before us that fought for the rights we have today.
    We celebrate for those who can't celebrate for themselves, whether it be our next door neighbor or a person miles away in a country that could kill them for their sexuality or gender identity.
    We celebrate those who have lost or taken their lives due to a unacceptable community or world.
    And we celebrate for the next generation, in hopes that one day, they may be safe to be themselves anywhere in the world.
    Have a good Pride.

    • @irenesalaselegido5515
      @irenesalaselegido5515 Před 3 lety +4

      Happy pride for you too! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @tuankietle2845
      @tuankietle2845 Před 3 lety +2

      happppppppppppy pride love from one of the homophobic country here

    • @grumpyoldman3458
      @grumpyoldman3458 Před 3 lety +3

      I celebrate Pride because no LGBTQ+ person has ever tried to shame me for being cis het and fair's fair.

    • @arielleatkinson6695
      @arielleatkinson6695 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm that person who would get killed for being bi

  • @redjaycreations1494
    @redjaycreations1494 Před 5 lety +3775

    Friend: I don't like country music
    Me: Hold my pride flag

    • @EnderiDrag0n
      @EnderiDrag0n Před 5 lety +8

      This isn't country, this is southern

    • @redjaycreations1494
      @redjaycreations1494 Před 5 lety +30

      @@EnderiDrag0n I live in the south surrounded by both country and southern music, they sound the same to me at this point

    • @EnderiDrag0n
      @EnderiDrag0n Před 5 lety +10

      @@redjaycreations1494 ah, understandable

    • @twitch1986mp3
      @twitch1986mp3 Před 5 lety +3

      666 likes lmao

    • @HarbingerOfWAH
      @HarbingerOfWAH Před 5 lety +12

      I don't like country music but this one is the only exception. 10/10

  • @billnye9552
    @billnye9552 Před 4 lety +2150

    I have this dream of running a "conversion Christian camp" but in reality it's just a camp where gay kids parents send them too thinking they'll be "fixed". We'd have s'mores, crafts, and healthy therapy to learn how to love yourself the way you are. At the end of the camp we'd send the kids home with a boost of moral and hope for when they are grown, so that they can leave those bigoted households and have an actual loving home!
    Basically the underground railway but for gay "fixing" camps.

  • @Jellyandbean78
    @Jellyandbean78 Před 3 lety +11

    "Mom I'm gay"
    "GAY BIBLE CAMP!"
    "Score!"

  • @vaggelistoubos3451
    @vaggelistoubos3451 Před 3 lety +17

    I feel comfortable with the energy we've created in the studio

  • @sybellastone
    @sybellastone Před 5 lety +2069

    My father isn't religious. He thought he could beat the gay out of me.
    Turns out i'm a masochist with daddy issues.

  • @aryanapillay3537
    @aryanapillay3537 Před 4 lety +463

    My cousins at a family dinner: "so which one of us is the gay cousin"
    Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @jc3734
    @jc3734 Před 3 lety +337

    Parents:* send kids to camps with other LGBT children*
    Kid: *can be gay to their heart's content way from parents*
    Perfect sense parents just let children hang out with more of them away from you. Big brain move right there

    • @breadbin4833
      @breadbin4833 Před 3 lety +20

      well.. in conversion camps they actually torture people. so it isn't really being "gay to your heart's content"

    • @hiitsevelyn341
      @hiitsevelyn341 Před 3 lety +15

      ...people have actually died in lgbt conversion camps, which is why in a lot of places they arent legal for minors/not consensually.

    • @jc3734
      @jc3734 Před 3 lety +7

      @@hiitsevelyn341 I can't understand why any parent would send their child there and claim they did research on these camps. At that point CPS need to be called

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jc3734 it's the 50's,these camps still exist but in fewer numbers fortunatly

    • @jc3734
      @jc3734 Před 3 lety +1

      @@karvast5726 fair point

  • @yaldarahmanifar3619
    @yaldarahmanifar3619 Před rokem +4

    “There are some matters where we would be far better servants of the Lord, by accepting what is, and not bothering him!” I need that on a shirt….

  • @crystalrodriguez856
    @crystalrodriguez856 Před 6 lety +801

    The only thing his parents did wrong is never buying that boy another shirt to wear.

    • @grapesodaa2141
      @grapesodaa2141 Před 5 lety +70

      Crystal Rodriguez
      Not sure if this homophobic or not but he does need a new shirt XD

    • @crystalrodriguez856
      @crystalrodriguez856 Před 5 lety +60

      @@grapesodaa2141 Oops did it sound homophobic? I didn't mean for it to be. Well I'm bi so I hope that clears things up. Unless I'm homophobic to myself lol 😋

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Před 5 lety +22

      Well, once they learned he was gay, they vowed never to buy him anything ever again. Once he learned he was gay, like every other gay guy, he got those gains.

    • @michaelamurphy7555
      @michaelamurphy7555 Před 5 lety +2

      Crystal Rodriguez lmao he probably barely wore it at that camp anyway if you know what I mean😉

    • @astrangerhere
      @astrangerhere Před 5 lety

      @@michaelamurphy7555 lol yea I'm sure he didn't wear much there at all....

  • @proudtiger2538
    @proudtiger2538 Před 5 lety +501

    "you cant catch me, gay thoughts!!"
    _OH YES WE CAN_

  • @z0mbifid_
    @z0mbifid_ Před 2 lety +12

    I’m very comfortable with the energy we created in the studio today

  • @burning_citizen
    @burning_citizen Před rokem +4

    I always come back here is so catchy and comforting!! 😂💕

  • @lovelylittleluma364
    @lovelylittleluma364 Před 5 lety +457

    Me: has sleep paralysis
    The thing in the corner of my room : 1:13

  • @_baby.witch_8390
    @_baby.witch_8390 Před 4 lety +1095

    *SENDING THIS TO MY CHURCH FOR SHAMING ME AND MY GAY FRIENDS*

  • @kogenhurst
    @kogenhurst Před rokem +8

    I'm going to play this in front of the Westborough Baptist Church

    • @ryuzaku9054
      @ryuzaku9054 Před rokem

      How did it go? Could you update

    • @kogenhurst
      @kogenhurst Před rokem

      @@ryuzaku9054 Haven't done it yet. Waiting for the gay to ramp up to full strength.

    • @user-kh3yn4sr4e
      @user-kh3yn4sr4e Před 10 měsíci

      Don't. Theek will sue you to high heavens. They are lawyers disguised as Christians

  • @est_mendacium
    @est_mendacium Před 3 lety +14

    1. Her accent is AMAZING!!
    2. Who would try to pray us away? Not how it works.
    And
    3. LGBTQ+ FOREVER!! :)

  • @k1w1222
    @k1w1222 Před 4 lety +1324

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not even me:
    My recommended: “YOU CANT PRAY AWAY THE GAY!”

  • @apollo1939
    @apollo1939 Před 6 lety +4073

    Only country song I like

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Před 2 lety +6

    There’s nothing more assuring than a southern woman telling you you’re doing OK. 😂

  • @hm3drake35
    @hm3drake35 Před rokem +6

    Asking a gay man “where did you meet your boyfriend/husband”
    Gay man “in conversion therapy camp”
    Watch “But I’m a Cheerleader”

  • @maakususan9256
    @maakususan9256 Před 5 lety +1306

    I don't have any gay siblings, aunt's, cousins or, wait a moment...

    • @theq8688
      @theq8688 Před 5 lety +231

      If you look around you and don't see at least one gay cousin, chances are that you are the gay cousin.

    • @lilychancey4446
      @lilychancey4446 Před 5 lety +99

      I have two gay aunts, they’re married!

    • @jaimebutts4421
      @jaimebutts4421 Před 5 lety +13

      maakusu mn
      Mood.

    • @spacedragon8929
      @spacedragon8929 Před 5 lety +106

      "Everyone has a gay cousin."
      "Bitch, _I_ don't have a gay cousin! - oh, shit, I AM the gay cousin"

    • @julien4305
      @julien4305 Před 5 lety +24

      You might be the gay sibling XD

  • @tunasalad9693
    @tunasalad9693 Před 4 lety +274

    "Stop wasting god's time, Jesus is busy."

  • @PugalshishOfficial
    @PugalshishOfficial Před 2 lety +46

    I think my homophobic father needs to hear this song

  • @bigDrHyde
    @bigDrHyde Před 3 lety +26

    "Every family got a one"
    Me: *nervous sweating* hah I wonder who that may be?

  • @oliverbassham5670
    @oliverbassham5670 Před 5 lety +3717

    Okay, he's gay or whatever. BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BOTTOM ENERGY THIS BOY HAS???????

  • @Lea-ep1bi
    @Lea-ep1bi Před 5 lety +823

    My grandma is 80 years and goes to church every Sunday. When I told her I'm Bi, she just told me that everyone can love who they want and she really doesn't care who I date. Thanks grandma 😂

    • @aviezerscop401
      @aviezerscop401 Před 5 lety +12

      Awesome grandma

    • @bigbi8078
      @bigbi8078 Před 5 lety +12

      Lea 20093 I wish I had your grandma

    • @das8.kapitel260
      @das8.kapitel260 Před 5 lety +19

      I think it is the only right thing to say. My littel sister wanted to try her self out. She even was not sure if she was a girl. Sometimes she was afraid that my parents would kick her out. I told her, that I would go with her. Now she has a girlfriend and oure parents love the third Girl in oure family.
      Beside she showed me the LGBTQ+ Community and even if I only kiss Girls in drinking games I love this hole Community and Hope the best for you all.

    • @loganboomgaarden492
      @loganboomgaarden492 Před 5 lety +11

      Lea 20093 my grandma told me I shouldn’t go around telling people I’m gay. She even told me she’s ashamed of me. It is sad

    • @bigbi8078
      @bigbi8078 Před 5 lety +13

      Broken Painter you can tell people your gay if you want too. And your grandma does not need to be ashamed, it does not matter. This whole community is going to love you for who you really are!

  • @Daisythesloth
    @Daisythesloth Před rokem +4

    I've been listening to this for hours on repeat and still, I am not tired of it. I don't regret a single second of listening to it.

  • @kietsuhime
    @kietsuhime Před 3 lety +9

    I'm atheist, but I can get behind this preacher!

    • @nomaidens5734
      @nomaidens5734 Před 3 lety +4

      Honestly I wouldn't mind believing in god if his followers weren't such insufferable, hateful pricks, he seems like a decent bloke, even if he is just some fairytale character

  • @thuyanhnguyen1132
    @thuyanhnguyen1132 Před 4 lety +1018

    I want to say "Why is it in my recommendation?" but I can't.
    *Because I know why it's here.*

  • @honeybeehops8578
    @honeybeehops8578 Před 5 lety +3058

    The people who disliked this are still trying to pray the gay away

  • @dingodog711
    @dingodog711 Před 3 lety +5

    Parents:a kid needs a mom and dad
    Also parents:disowns parents for being gay

  • @Mint_To_Be
    @Mint_To_Be Před 3 lety +4

    this has made my 2020 about 15x better

  • @rnd1942
    @rnd1942 Před 4 lety +4956

    *I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is*

    • @junahz0910
      @junahz0910 Před 4 lety +135

      wait, but-

    • @rnd1942
      @rnd1942 Před 3 lety +102

      @@junahz0910 *Learnhowtotakeajokehoney*

    • @junahz0910
      @junahz0910 Před 3 lety +190

      @@rnd1942 -No- _IunderstanditperfectlybabeAndImalsoAlesbian_

    • @_onyx_2314
      @_onyx_2314 Před 3 lety +235

      *I'm bisexual and u have to respect that*

    • @joemama7694
      @joemama7694 Před 3 lety +44

      oh I'm also lesbian

  • @i_am_bisexual_or_something3132

    I like dancing to this in the bathroom whilst my homophobic mother is playing Christian Christmas music

  • @viqtrz
    @viqtrz Před 3 lety +10

    *"Every family's got one!"*
    Me: *nervous sweating*

  • @feliciajenkins5041
    @feliciajenkins5041 Před 3 lety +8

    Best country song I ever heard

  • @Lauren-fi2rd
    @Lauren-fi2rd Před 4 lety +2478

    If you say “it was adam and eve not adam and steve” than you can adam and leave

    • @alisonfool
      @alisonfool Před 4 lety +149

      Skskdnnf
      It was Adam AND Eve not Adam or Eve, so bi folks did them both xD

    • @mlee6050
      @mlee6050 Před 4 lety +47

      Adam was first man and eve was second woman, first woman was apparently written as being dominate to Adam and so they sent her away as to make Adam having to follow her

    • @Lauren-fi2rd
      @Lauren-fi2rd Před 4 lety +14

      mlee6050 I’m sorry, what? Could you elaborate or explain in a different way. I genuinely can’t understand (I have dyslexia) and don’t understand if you are being homophobic or not...? Thanks

    • @mlee6050
      @mlee6050 Před 4 lety +17

      @@Lauren-fi2rd hard being homophobic since I am gay, here is what I read www.disclose.tv/lilith-was-adams-first-wife-not-eve-but-the-bible-kept-it-secret-315540

    • @brookeford1456
      @brookeford1456 Před 4 lety +19

      Actualy it was Adda and eve

  • @lanfanji7784
    @lanfanji7784 Před 6 lety +439

    The homophobes were shook

    • @that_guy3387
      @that_guy3387 Před 5 lety +8

      ThEy HaVe BeEn ShOoKiTh

    • @armymanssg508
      @armymanssg508 Před 5 lety +1

      Hahhah no one fears you that's just your bully word and it means nothing to me...This is your war with God, not mine I don't have to "embrace", support, help, stand with you nor for you in hatred of God's law against same-gender sex and I never will......😉

    • @cursedspider5610
      @cursedspider5610 Před 5 lety +2

      Rohan Hayes they are beyond shook now, m8

    • @genguoverwatch9338
      @genguoverwatch9338 Před 5 lety +2

      @@armymanssg508 *trigerred*

    • @isaacisis5876
      @isaacisis5876 Před 5 lety +1

      Jan Wright I'm praying that you don't cut you're hair since that's a sin

  • @Ari-hl9sr
    @Ari-hl9sr Před 3 lety +72

    There should be anti gay camps that homophobic parents send their kids to
    And there everyone isn’t homophobic and its a kinda therapy for troubled kids who have had a rough life

    • @junkoenoshima2756
      @junkoenoshima2756 Před 3 lety +19

      Yeah it should be a disguised program so the kids have a better life

    • @laurenmosley9008
      @laurenmosley9008 Před 3 lety +6

      In fact, I would love if there were more cult/trauma deprogramming resources specific to LGBTQ+ survivors of hyper-religious environments.
      Most times, it's enough of a struggle to even get people to acknowledge that any particular hyper-religious sect is a deviation from more acceptable forms of the same religion, or that certain "religions" are, in fact, cults on the whole. Let alone accessing healing resources or even finding any.

  • @hyperionparthalan
    @hyperionparthalan Před 3 lety +9

    I completely forgot about this song then youtube algorithm came through. Best thing in corona

  • @Sbsok82
    @Sbsok82 Před 5 lety +144

    Friends: so, what country music do you like?
    Me: *it's complicated*

  • @amongusrofl
    @amongusrofl Před 5 lety +607

    Friend 1: Did you know that one is every three people is gay?
    Friend 2: Well it's not me!
    Friend 1: It's not me either!
    Me: I t s m e

  • @jozefienvoets2744
    @jozefienvoets2744 Před 2 lety +5

    ok but like... those high heels looked so good on him

  • @hooni2461
    @hooni2461 Před 3 lety +47

    If there even is a god, it’s her.