I swear cheap ~10 year old east coast cars all have a certain look. Base model econo boxes, dulled earth tone paint jobs, a heavy layer of salt corrosion on everything, faded headlights, multiple dents and big scrapes, steel wheels with missing hubcaps, baked off plastic chrome, disgusting interiors with every crevice packed with the crumbs of Wawa snacks and hair, matted down carpets, and a crusty book of scratched CD's stashed in the door. My gf's last two Hyundais have looked like every sad beater on this show.
I love the craigslist ad where the thumbnail is the instrument cluster, then there's 2 other pictures which are oddly screenshots of pictures, one is of the rear and the other is a random door panel.
This is exactly why I currently drive a 2004 Hyundai Elantra. Cheap, gets me from Point A to Point B, and so bland nobody wants to steal or break into it.
Hey Mr. Regular, I've got a Honda for you to review. Its front wheel drive, it's got a single over head cam, it's red, idles at about 2k rpm, it's exhaust is super loud, and I use it to cut my grass, hit me up is you're interested. Thx
Now THIS is a regular car.
I drove one back when it was new. Half throttle gave mediocre acceleration, and full throttle was the same acceleration but with more noise.
"When did the 90s end?" I think the transition occurred between 2004-2006
For the average collage student who doesn't have rich parents, something like this Kia is perfect..just saying
I swear cheap ~10 year old east coast cars all have a certain look. Base model econo boxes, dulled earth tone paint jobs, a heavy layer of salt corrosion on everything, faded headlights, multiple dents and big scrapes, steel wheels with missing hubcaps, baked off plastic chrome, disgusting interiors with every crevice packed with the crumbs of Wawa snacks and hair, matted down carpets, and a crusty book of scratched CD's stashed in the door. My gf's last two Hyundais have looked like every sad beater on this show.
I love the craigslist ad where the thumbnail is the instrument cluster, then there's 2 other pictures which are oddly screenshots of pictures, one is of the rear and the other is a random door panel.
[FARTING INTERNALLY]
Nobody picks tan, you are givin tan.
Kia Spectra: The PT Cruiser owner's plan B
It's not an ugly car, it's perfectly acceptable - and forgettable.
3rd class driving is better than 1st class walking.
This is exactly why I currently drive a 2004 Hyundai Elantra. Cheap, gets me from Point A to Point B, and so bland nobody wants to steal or break into it.
THIS IS THE CAR THAT KIDS settle for.
The Kia Spectra may have air-conditioning but the Chevette has RWD so everything else doesn't matter obviously.
"This is cheaper than Doug DeMuro's"
The perfect getaway-car noone will recognize or remember you driving it
I paid $175 for my 2002 kia spectra all dented up and has hit three deer and still going strong today.
Can it get more regular than this????
Hey Mr. Regular, I've got a Honda for you to review. Its front wheel drive, it's got a single over head cam, it's red, idles at about 2k rpm, it's exhaust is super loud, and I use it to cut my grass, hit me up is you're interested. Thx
"Beauty only exists in opposition to lack thereof" I HOPE YOU KNOW THE BRILLIANCE OF THAT LINE MR. REGULAR. I HOPE YOU KNOW.