THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE | Night Of The Consumers
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- čas přidán 21. 04. 2020
- Don't work at this store! It will turn into the worst night of your life.... the Night Of The Consumers
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Retail is a scary, foreboding realm of existential dread!
jacksepticeye tell me about it
Hi
It’s ok Jacky I work at rouses.
indeed it is
what happen to walking dead sinners vr
"I hate people." "Just let me work." "What do you want?" "I just want to go home."
It is amazing how quickly someone with no experience with retail got into the mindset of a veteran retail worker. Seriously, these phrases are repeatedly running your mind for six hours everyday.
Mallengar or longer. Depends on where you work
how do you get to work six hours?
i have to work 8
Especially the "YOU'RE IN IT" part lmao
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Seriously though. It's pretty accurate to how your mindset is when you work retail. "Customers" ARE "absolute barbarians."
Jack: "No one said thank you!"
"You're in that aisle already!"
"Retail is awful!"
Me, a retail worker: Welcome to it, Jackaboy.
Is it the same
16:47 WAS THAT ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!
IS IT HIM BEING A DELINQUENT!!!!!!!!!!
I DO NOT EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and don't forget UGH THE KIDS crying, lost, and messing everything up ALL THE TIME "GET IT OUT OF MY FACE, TAKE IT, BURN IT, KILL IT"
I'm in retail myself although my work position is more along the lines of a cart jokey I'm a service clerk is what I'm trying to say
Try being a housekeeper where you get payed less than minimum wage to clean shit off a floor and no tips. Lmao.
“The pandemic is going to pass.”
Oh, Jack...
Hewo
Lol
OnE tOpIc?! N-nani?
Omg its One Topic!!! Love your videos man!!
hey ot
The Retail Experience
"What the hell is that?"
"I hate people!"
"I'm about to commit a murder."
"None of you come near me!"
Can corfirm
Literally lines I utter every day at my retail job.
Sums up an average day/night of Black Friday.
i'm gonna start an internship in retail as soon as this pandemic is over, does that mean i'm gonna be in a living nightmare every day?
@@Fogolol Yes, yes it does. Prepare for eternal torment
"You have a games aisle, or what?"
"YOU'RE IN IT!!!"
Yep, that's retail.
I once had a client that asked me for alarm cloxk and i was facing them lol
I’ve had that happen to me so many times. I was so tempted to yell out, “OPEN YOUR EYES! EVEN A BLIND PERSON COULD FIND THIS!”
@@temarief5421 you gotta remember sometimes people just expect you to pick the clock for them
@@blightfang5148 well too bad for him, he just have to pick one with is hand
Honestly some people probably have brain farts and can't function so they do something dumb. On the other end, I feel so stupid when I'm half awake in a store and I ask what isle something's in and it's somewhere nearby and I make a fool of myself
15:30 Eyyy! I also did some of the customer voices!
Hey dude! Nice to see ya on here
Wow, now I know whose voice I hear in my nightmares!
Thanks dude, I hate it!
Imao
Tili
I hear *“excuse me”* in my nightmares.
this game is just a simulator for my day job
I heard that even before I saw these videos I hate people
Better yet "ExcUsE yOu" in a Karen's voice 🤢😭
Jimmy: Having a nervous breakdown and screaming
Jack: Yo this beat slaps
Retail coworkers in a nutshell
Wow CZcamsr are very rude 😭🤢🤮
Jacksepticeye just commented something very hurtful on my recent post 🤢🤮😭😭😭
@UCGGjlq_mCoY_uEdvXdyPU1A *bruh moment*
@@kyleblade3264 i saw it it was very rude 🤮🤮🤮
@@kyleblade3264 frick off dude no one cares
If ever there was a game that makes you want to practice social distancing.
That is true... yet I've gone mad over the 29 days of quarantine
Edit:it's been 34 days now I've gotten less mad
@@geeviethe2nd.428
Oh come on it can't be that bad...we've been in quarantine for almost a month as well... and I seem to handle it very well (maybe it's because I really don't leave my house unless I have some business outside)...so hang in there.
WraythSkitzofrenik ever played TTT or murder mystery
@@picklebobpie5314 no I haven't. You would recommend them?
WraythSkitzofrenik you can’t trust anyone in them so people normally hide
The manager made me feel physically repulsed. Bravo Jack, bravo.
Made me feeled annoyed
Bravo=bravo on Serbian languange and I don't know why you americans use it
@@yousureaboutthat5440 1. Because english steals words from every other language
2. Bravo is basically one word to say well done/good job
@@yousureaboutthat5440 Bravo is also Romanian. They can use what words they want.
@@d3ds3c25 ok
Sean: *starts doing the manager voice*
me: that's him officer, that's the man that inappropriately touched my ears
Noice
The manager voice he did almost sounded like the voice he did for the guy charlie i think from sally face but even worse😭😭😭😭✋✋✋
Literally sounds and looks like a sex offender 😭
“Working retail sucks! Nobody even thanked me!”
I felt that...
This is flashback horror, not just horror horror.
This game really touches my soul because it encapsulates at least some of the horror and misery I’ve experienced in retail.
It's honestly worse if your working at a temporary retail store
"You were right next to it!"
Honestly? This is super accurate to working retail.
Yea i was thinking the whole time, welcome to retail! One of the worse jobs ever
This is every retail business between November to May. It's seriously scary.
See, you know that's funny because after I've been looking for a certain section for like ten minutes and I finally ask an employee and I'm right next to it. It happens every time. I think I'm cursed
We had a 30 year old ask where meats are, there are gigantic signs above the aisles with the contents of the aisles on it
Too true
Customer: "Where's this product?"
Me: "You walked right by it to ask me where it was."
Of course I have to be nicer about it, but seriously... BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS!
I feel like this game is a good representation of social anxiety or just anxiety in general with the music picking up speed, the jump scares, the hiding from people
Can confirm, this is amazing representation of anxiety, especially when it has to do with people suddenly popping up.
especially when you’re working retail with social anxiety,, the amount of times i’ve hidden in the back or in the washroom…..
can confirm
Can confirm
“No one even thanked me...” sadly accurate
"I hate people", "Just let me work", "What do you want" "I just started working, I dont know where it is". 🤣I get so much enjoyment watching CZcamsrs who never worked retail, play this game. I have had 5 retail jobs. This game is surprisingly accurate. Its exaggerated, dont get me wrong. But the game mechanics and basic game play is accurate to real time.
One question: did they turn you into a magical pixelated creature
@@turtletoes4496 you feel like it by the end of your shift
The treatment is scary close. People really do freak out over the smallest of things and dont give a crap if your new.
I remember we had a bad blizzard, couldn't even dig my car out. The store was still open and people actually risked thier lives to buy a toaster. Luckily our store manager managed to pull the companies teeth and let us go home before the storm buried us in the store.
@@Deas-Mhumhna The dev who probably made this worked and applied in a retail store 69 times
Everyone else: give the manager a demonic voice
Jack: gives him a voice of a nerd with asthma
or a pig that have sex with an ice cream.
@@batteryman2852...what?
Batteryman r/oddlyspecific
ThatDirtyWolf and somehow still just as disturbing
it sounds like filthy frank
12 minutes in "I'm gonna commit a murder". Yep that's retail
Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable hearing Sean’s “the manager” voice?
It's like nugget from kindergarten...but not adorable.
I know I'm 3 MONTHS LATE but
He sounds like Charlie from Sally Face
@@Troubled_Six Yesss he doesss
I had to skip it because it was giving me flashbacks to a couple months ago when I was really sick, lol
@@Troubled_Six omg yes i thought of the same thing
i regret wearing headphones for when he was talking as the manager....
"...I ' L L C U T Y O U S O M E S L A C K... *weird chewing noises* "
Wow CZcamsr are very rude 😭🤢🤮
Jacksepticeye just commented something very hurtful on my recent post 🤢🤮😭😭😭
KyleBlade not our problem
@@kyleblade3264 I saw it extremely rude 🤮
@@noahsaiss8112 o_o
r/relatablecomments
"Im gonna end this "EPISODE" here"
Me: Interesting
Interesting interesting interesting
Interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting YOU RIGHT interesting interesting interesting
very interesting
Interesting Interesting Interesting Interesting Interesting Interesting
What is interesting is how interesting this interesting has became this interesting
The most unrealistic thing about this game is that the customers always say “excuse me” when asking for something
"Retail is horrible.."
"Retail is terrifying!"
"I HATE PEOPLE!!!"
Me: "why is Sean narrating my life?"
plague senpai Did you have to split your little sad story over like 10 comments
@@armaniii8579*wheeze*
@Nikolis Crocker b r u h
@Nikolis Crocker I feel your pain *Hugs you to make you feel better*
Forreal. This is exactly hoe I felt working at Walmart
Lester Easter Egg: When you go into one of the staff only rooms, there's a crack in the wall. Throw a box at the wall until the wall breaks and you'll find a special surprise. Like so he sees this.
The crack in the 15:11?
Gamester yep that crack
But somebody already said this and it’s on the top
Mr Boxy oh, I don't see it.
Spriz it’s fine
That was supposed to be one of the easier days too, according to the manager...
17:08 Sean breathing in the last breath of non-customer infested air in that break room before he goes back out into retail hell is just great.
Jack: *hates retail*
Jack after few days: *plays Happy's Humble Burger Barn*
Jack: “I HATE RETAIL ITS HORRIBLE”
Me: *laughs in former retail employee*
Me: *laughs in current retail employee*
Then cries
@@adriannag3831 same
-markipkier, at some point, definitely
Me: *laughs in retail manager*
Jimmy: **Is dying inside**
Sean: **Doesn't care and just vibes to the music**
Looked like he was dying on the outside as well tbh.
DoN'T yOu mEeN sÉaN?
Me: *unlike comment so that it can be 420*
1:43 Who can't think of this without saying/hearing in your mind "As the creepiest bastard in a 50 mile radius."
12:00 PERFECTLY sums up customer requests
Tips:
-In one of the staff's hiding rooms there's a crack on the wall. You can throw a box and get a really dark secret. It is theorized that the manager is a cannibal and eats his employees, that's why Lester goes missing and he says to you "what kind of specimen are you" or something like that.
-Beware of the baby is actually written because you never know where the baby is going to be, so try avoiding the lady with the baby as much as possible
-When the time goes out, the market closes. That's why you get fired. Also, putting the boxes next to the right aisle before starting the game is the best strategy, so keep doing that!
That prep with the box cory did was so high IQ though
excuse me i like your username thank you
Cory Kenshin is the goat they should do a collab
Yu Hin facts
These are sum useless or no shit tips buddy
Jack: *describing how ugly the managers face is*
The dev who modeled everyone’s face after himself: :(
Oof
I'm pretty sure that's either his art style or he did that on purpose. Not sure though.
Leon Singh it’s a joke
The maker said he didn't do it on purpose it's just how it turned out
@@TheWolfKing-xb1pn And I didn't take it that serious.
Jack: picks up baby
Also Jack: “HERE! TAKE IT! BURN IT! KILL IT!”
This is like a PTSD comedy for retail workers. The game is so accurate.
"I HATE PEOPLE!"
"I am gonna commit a MURDER!"
"*sobbing* I just wanna do my job..."
Congrats Jack, you now truly understand the world of retail. 🤣🤣
And fast food
Wow CZcamsr are very rude 😭🤢🤮
Jacksepticeye just commented something very hurtful on my recent post 🤢🤮😭😭😭
@@noahsaiss8112 You and your sockpuppet aren't fooling anyone, You know.
@IK speel Games He is just an attention seeker
@@kyleblade3264 Christ, every comment. He did Jack shit do you, shut the hell up
Being a Walmart cashier, I have been threatened multiple times, hit in the rear bent over stocking shelves at the registers, verbally and physically harrassed and been through many of these scenarios in this game. A lot of retail and grocery workers during this pandemic have had it worse. Thankyou for playing and entertaining like you do sir! You have gotten myself and many fellow associates at my store through many hard and mentally exausting days!
Yeah, with so much praise going to health care workers right now, my main thought is the poor people stuck working at essential locations like fast food places and grocery stores. Especially grocery stores, they are going to be getting treated like crap just because of people freaking out and trying to stock pile stuff and that's out of their control
I'm so sorry to hear that! I always try to be nice to the cashiers at any store I go to for this reason. Have a great day!
I will try my damndest to treat cashiers and retail workers nicely. I know it's hard to deal with customers sometimes, so have a great day, stay safe, and stay healthy!
I work in Asda, (literal British Walmart) and we’ve had so much goddamn verbal abuse and having things thrown at us and relentless sexual harrasssmrnt it’s literally soul crushing
@@poisonedbubbletea270 So sad to hear that. I wish you a good day today.
Jack in 2020 : the pandemic will pass
us in 2021: "are you sure about that"
Jack: I HATE PEOPLE!
Me, an essential retail worker: You now know my life.
We had the doors locked and were letting people in a few at a time at the start of this. I'll hear that damn doorbell and the sound of people slapping the door in my nightmares.
Sean’s manager voice makes me want to skip 10 seconds ahead into the video.
Then I have done a good job lol
@@jacksepticeye congrats! You gave me nightmares 👍
Thats what i did hahaha
As someone who's currently working in a grocery store as a shelf stocker, I can confirm this game is 10,000% accurate, especially the part where people just appear next to you and pretty much demand where things are while you're busy.
I go to work in like an hour, and I can tell it will be exactly like this
Customer here :
sometimes, there are things that are really hard to find, i just want to know where that stuff is and i try to find the nearest dude that i can ask.
Now that you said that, i will look for the least busy guy available.
Dude get yourself out quick
I'm currently at work in a grocery store (it's my lunch time) and I confirm that
@@xogdo5260 quickly leave
Jimmy: having breakdown
Sean: This music is tasty!
"Scared the Oompa loompas out of me" XD my favorite part.
I feel like i'm choking just by listening to Sean's manager voice
I came here to say the same thing. My chest/throat feels messed up just from hearing it.
I cringe hard.... I want to yeet my headphones
Yea honestly i almost stopped watching because of it. Im not gonna make some back handed comment cause tbh i didnt like any part of it. But thats just how jack is so i continued watching cause i knew the rest of the videos gonna be good
The sound makes me want to shoot myself
had to skip it, made me so so uncomfortable
Y'all playing this: wow that's crazy good thing it's just fictional
Me, a grocery store employee, Vietnam flashbacks to christmas sales : yes fictional
I feel this soooo hard man
I can't imagine what black Friday is like for you guys, probably the worst thing ever
@@black990ops it really is and even during these times where people like us still go to work everyday, setting ourselves at the highest risk, people are still extremely disrespectful towards us. But luckily there are also a bunch of people who tell us that we're doing a good thing everyday :-)
"do you have a games aisle or what?"
"YOU-YOURE IN IT!!!!
I love how when he does the boss' voice some Anti just slightly slips in
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED
Jack: I’ve never worked retail. Me: well this won’t give you a very accurate....(lady who can’t keep track of her kid keeps you from getting work done then asks for an item she’s standing in front of)....never mind it’s spot on.
They missed the utter disrespect and constant verbal abuse from inept customers, but other than that 10/10.
Very spot on.
From what I've seen: about 80% of the time it doesn't happen but then you get someone who literally walks past an item 4 or 5 times and asks where that item is.
@@firenhell02 You must have worked in Smart People Town. About half the people I helped back in the day I much would have rather preferred to push in front of an oncoming train.
@@WorldWalker128 Welcome to FL or as I like to call it, Hell! I could reference another CZcamsr by the name of Grey stillplays that explains what living in FL is really like while playing video games.
“Employee of the Month: Lester, for outstanding commitment and attendance”
Very next poster: “Missing: Lester”
Well that went from Zero to ‘Yikes’ really quickly
KainaX122 No it went from zero to Yikes Forever. if you don't get this check out little misfortune then you'll get it
Plasma Kenisis no, I got the reference 😂
I watched a few CZcamsrs play this, the best reaction by far was Captainsauce. He saw the employee of the month poster and was relieved to have help only to move to the missing poster of Lester. It was just great
KainaX122 ok lol
moe, moe lester
11:05 "here take it burn it kill it!!!!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Favorite part: 10:54
Wow I was trying to see if anyone thinks his intercom voice sounds like alastor, but this is better I love your videos
The worst part is that, considering the many, MANY retail horror stories, this is TAME compared to real life.
Schazmen Rassir 😟
I like the furry art
@@valerielevesque6479 no no why now I know at what hitler was idea was pointing at
The reddit narrator, rSlash, read a story about Karen took her family shopping. The worst part is her family is has the corona and Karen thought it’s safe to go outside because they have corona.
It is.
This is just like working retail for real. I'm impressed with how quickly Jack descended into utter hatred for humanity, usually it takes a few shifts first
The one line I related to "Wheres the video game? YOU'RE IN IT!"
It is uncanny how real this is.
The stupid and annoying customers,
The dread, the want for death.
It's very accurate.
Markiplier's manager:Demon voice with demon inhales
Jacksepticeye's Manager:Guy who desperately needs mucinex.
Every other youtuber: *gives The Manager a threatening voice*
Sean: My NaMe Is ThE MaNaGeR *breathes awkwardly*
Did you see Markiplier's video about this game? He made a similar voice. (I personally like Jack's better)
@Vroke Rapper_VR XD
@@goodvibespanda9051 no I'll watch it now
@@Saxxy420 *breathes awkwardly* is in *bold*
As someone who works for Publix, a grocery store, I can confirm that this is genuinely accurate to how things are. I have a hard time finishing the shelves because people keep coming up to me because they don't know how to read or look for something that they need. It sucks balls, especially when they don't even keep their distance... They're just all up in my face.
Jeez man, as a person who NEVER asks for guidance unless I have spent over 30-45 minutes looking for the item, I too, find those people quite annoying. Even I GET ASKED to guide people, and I’m just a normal shopper. It’s so annoying!
4:14 meanwhile at the Club Penguin dance floor
Man, I don't work in retail anymore, but 15 years of my work life was in retail and the accuracy of people in your business is amazing. Even the "I'm gonna hide" is so accurate 😅
"Do you have any COOL KIDS juice? It's my grandsons favourite!" *goes to the alcohol isle*
Ah the classic!
@@dianamaioru497 One of the cans says GET OUT
Jack: "what have you been eating?"
*Ad jumps in*
Ad: "brand new liquid dish soap!"
Makes sense
Yummy
Mmh yummy
yumm
Trump Approved!
Jack just went DANK and said BOI, I don't think I have ever heard him do that or say that, this is definitely something I'm going to remember for a while.
Hearing jacksepticeye say "that music is tasty" and dancing has made my day
"YOU WERE JUST NEXT TO IT, WHY ARE YOU COMING TO ME?"
Welcome to retail, Jack.
"I'm going to be great at this job!"
Not even a second later:
"I have no idea what I'm doing."
I think this games has become part of the reason why I try to stay SUPER polite when talking to employees at like Food Lion or Walmart or any store in general
Jackscepticeye and Markiplier's voices for the Manager are GOLDEN 🤣
This game becomes even scarier when you realize it’s still like this during a pandemic...
Yeah boy
As a Walmart employee, I can attest to this😅😅😅
Yeah
I have a friend working retail.
Poor girl is living a nightmare right now.
not really as alot of shops are forcing people 2 wait outside only allowing 10 customers max
Hey, Jack!
Next time you play, run into that storage closet area with a box in your hand and throw the box at that crack in the wall. Once it breaks, it will reveal a MASSIVE story element.
I haven't seen any of the three people I've watched play this game do this, any chance you can point me to a video that shows this? I'm curious what happens.
@@dorianrobinette9712 CoryxKenshin does it on his 2nd episode, I'm pretty sure
Jay DarkHeart cool I like cory, never watched his videos myself, but I know him because of his collabs with dashie. Anyway thanks dude!
Ooooh I’m curious
@@dorianrobinette9712 also try john wolfe
I love how just looking at him, everyone gets a voice for the manager
omfg. I first thought, for a decent amount of time, that the people in the back of the start screen were fake dancing, like in a club scene or sm sht. wow
They should just call this: Walmart during quarantine simulator
But nobody asked for toilet paper xD
I think any store is like this, this video made me flashback my day
@Christopher Farley ok
@Christopher Farley yeah ReAlly CloSe
I like this comment it’s original
“I hate retail”
Me too Seán... me too.... especially during this pandemic.. people have lost their minds.. Online we’re being thanked for being “on the frontlines” but in person we’re getting the WORST attitude ever. I’ve been in retail for years and have NEVER had people acting the way they are now.. it’s unbelievable..
U da real hero
I swear this pandemic brought the worse out of people.
I usually get decently nice customers on my shifts, but lately it's been one asshole after another. They come in with an attitude out of nowhere. It's like, what bit your ass before you came in?
THANK YOU FOR LIKING MY COMMENT SEÁN!!!! THAT JUST MADE MY ENTIRE YEAR!!!!!!! 🥺😍😭🥺😍😭
I can empathize with you so much. I live in a small town and it's usually fairly calm in our store, but everyone's gone crazy lately.
Yeah. I feel this hard. I work at a grocery store and someone called me saucy to my coworker the other day. Like sir I'm sorry that you can't exit the store out the you door you want to.
I think this might be metaphorical for having social anxiety and working at retail
I utterly love the fact that Jack always gives different voices for different characters, actually gives them alot more depth and makes it really entertaining to watch, also I know what job I will be staying away from for the rest of my life🤣
Jack: **Does manager voice**
My ears: **Turning inside out**
Thank god it wasn't just me lol It made me SO uncomfortable
Me too 😖
I had trouble listening with the voice of manager
scariest part is, some of managers i have met...sound like that. ESPECIALLY ones in retail lol
@From the Soil I don’t understand the comment, but I have a sense it’s dark.
Jack: Working in retail sucks!
Everyone who has worked in retail: *dying inside*
.....yep...thats meee
Who else got murder wish while working for a store in retail?
Temarief that baby was gross, I prefer little kids
How about an amusement park?
Having worked replenishing shelves in retail, I can confirm this is exactly how it is like.
You spend more time showing customers the location of products (many times right next to them) than shelving.
Well, maybe minus the throwing the boxes at their faces (not that sometimes you don't want to... xD)
as someone in retail this was very theraputic lol. And as someone who also has social anxiety, this is exactly how it feels
Speaking as one of the many survivors of the retail machine, I can say whole-assedly that this is, unfortunately, not that much of an exaggeration.
Show of solidarity to all the workers dealing with any and all craziness right now. You have my empathy, and my utmost respect ;A;
Lvcifer Moonchild ty sir i still work for walmart and its absolute bonkers how many people still come in without masks or anything
Rocky and Salty anytime; retail can be enough of a nightmare under typical circumstances XD
(Right now I only go shopping if I *absolutely* need something, & I definitely make sure to carry hand sanitizer, give enough space, & be in n’ out as quickly as possible. It makes it so much easier on everyone else that way! >.
Grandma: “Get me some juice for my grandson?”
Sean: “Is that alcohol?”
11:25 SIR
3:29 BOI!!!
Watching him be stressed out and angry about customers being mean, stupid, messy, and annoying is so cathartic. I work in a grocery store and people act like it's some undecipherable mystery where we keep the bread like it couldn't possibly be in the aisle with the big sign over it that says "BREAD" in big bold letters!!!
Theory: The manager’s are cannibals, and they eat every employee of the month, The Manager said “THEY’LL SEE WHAT A FINE SPECIMEN YOU ARE.” they only eat the “finest specimen”, which was Lester, the employee of the month, thus, they will eat the next one too, the title pokes at this, “NIGHT OF THE CONSUMERS” people may think this is pointing to the customers, but the creators may have a different meaning behind it, but, it’s just a theory, A GAME THEO- okay I’ll see myself out.
haha WRITER moment
I love that
That actually makes sense. I like it.
But (spoilers)
Lester died of starvation. He wasn't eaten.
@@untitled814 And who told us that? Hmm? The Manger?? You sure they aren't lying? 😆
“Ready for mama bird to *eughooeuuu* down inte ya”
*pukes in confusion*
Really makes me regret eating cereal
I love how he did his own John cena meme 😂
6:24 * jack casually adjusts glasses *
Me who wears glasses: honestly same
"No one even THANKED me!"
Oh Jack, welcome to the life of a retail worker.
Jack: "I know the layout of the store!"
Immediately fails*
no you dot
say chanj it avr e time
Cole A umm it doesn’t.
As someone who works in retail, I can 100 percent confirm that every bad thing that happened in this game really does happen in retail. Every emotion you're feeling, Jack, is what I feel when I'm at work. Also, "hang out with my friends on the weekends" yeah, when you work in retail, you don't get weekends off, lol.
“The pandemic will pass” it took a while🤣😭
I love how Seán once spotting Lester was immediately like, "Lester, I'm gonna take over your throne." and as soon as he saw the missing poster he slowly realizes what has happened!
Not enough tho. I saw the thing with the wall when Ethan/Crankgameplays played it recently as well.
@@poweredbymoonlight9869 Same, I want Seán to play more
After working there long enough he isn't going to want the job anymore 😂
I'm surprised it took him that long to notice-he was standing in front of it for a while
"I should just lock the doors."
Jack...and also EVERY RETAIL EMPLOYEE EVER.
People will literally walk up and bang on the door if it's locked.
@@TheTheninjagummybear Oh absolutely. Its like people dont know what "Closed" means.
*Bang bang bang*
"You guys closed??"
SMH
@@TheGreatScott81 I once watched a kid get pulled out the door by a customer because she yanked it open when he went to lock up. Saw him holding onto the handle for dear life as it swung back.
@@Khotetsu Oh my God. What is wrong with people?
@@Khotetsu kick the shit outta em'
the hiding in the staff cupboard, all retail workers have been there.
And the scariest part of all this is how accurate Jack's voice for The Manager is when looking at his face.
i’m a cashier at a very weird store and in my first week i’ve worked there i have been hit on, yelled at, given weird requests, and was even yelled at by a guy because i wouldn’t give him OUR hand sanitizer. by the way, i’m 17 years old, all of these people are ADULTS OVER 21.
so yes, you should be terrified of working at retail.
Awww. Its only going to get worse sadly. I've had people tell at me over new rules that I can't change such as only one pack of toilet paper or one loaf of bread. I had one guy treat me life I was voltimort. This whole cashiering thing is shitty right now. But we'll get through it. Just pay attention and count how many people thank you every day. That's what I've learned to do because there's too much shit everywhere to not have one good thing. So hang in there sorry for the long reply. Have a great day 😊😊👍👍
Ive been working at a gas station for almost a year and ill tell you this is a everyday occurrence. I wish you luck and please dont let it get you down.
I work at a Starbucks and had a probably 40 year old man throw a tantrum and call me a mfer bcuz we ran out of matcha one day. I've also had an older man try to tell and lecture me bcuz our espresso machine was broken and he apparently assumed I did it. People are crazy dude
Yell* not tell
@@valkyrie4350 They're an entitled boomer. They should know their places.
Them- “ so how would you describe your anxiety”
Me- “night of the consumers”
Them-“oh dang”
Jack-“Oh hi savages”
Me-🎵”SAVAGES, SAVAGES, BARELY EVEN HUMAN!”🎵
-Pocahontas reference
Sean: What have you been eating?
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