Alternatino (Web Series) - Borderline Racist Girlfriend - Uncensored
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- Arturo and his buddies talk about dating over brunch and realize all the girls they've been seeing have one disturbing thing in common.
Watch more Alternatino: www.cc.com/shows/alternatino
Created by and Starring Arturo Castro
Directed by Tim Bierbaum
Cast:
Arturo Castro
Brendan Fitzgibbons
Bowen Yang
Kevin Barnett
Makenzie Leigh
Nik Sandhani
Supervising Producer: Sushil Dayal
Director of Photography: Lane Savage
Production Designer: Amber Unkle
Editor: Charlie Porter - Komedie
“She violated at least 5 of the geneva conventions.”
Hell yeah, she did! *Shame bro five*
No, she didn't because she's not a nation at war. That's not what the Geneva convention is
Riez You’re not going to get laid in the youtube comment section my dude
@Dennis Helgi They will not and you have just done everything to guarantee it.
Alessandra Leigh they said that at the same time I read this
why are there like 40 drinks on the table and no food. that's not brunch, that's day drinking.
girffrommars kissit : sounds about right for brunch
not a fact: it used to be known as beerunch
what is day drinking? I thought it was just drinking!
FYI, brunch is "day drinking." Brunch is usually around the hours of 10a-2p.
its classy day drinking aka brunch
“Every time we hooked up she called it a drone strike “ I’m so done 😂🤣
That was really funny
I dont Unserstand the Joke. Pls help
@@jonoanym7349 The guy was middle eastern.
@@smallik8584 i dont get it man
The War on Iraq? They bombed each other via drones? No?
"I'm from Connecticut!"
"But still, in spite of that, your english is good"
xD
lol XD
KENERIKET XD
@@Ayveh Connecticut people here?😂
@@kakeruleonhart7124 here
I_am_sme11y Sorry, I don’t speak conneticutian
"She can't be racist. She listens to Pitbull by herself. "😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Didn't get that...help me out?
@@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi They meant she can't be racist towards him, it was specific to his ethnicity not in general.
@@jclyntoledo yeah but what foes pitbull has to do with it?
@@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi In other words, she wasn't prompted by her significant other, who is a different race or ethnic group from her own, to listen to music performed by the same race or ethnic group as her significant other. She listens to that music because she was not influenced by them in any way and therefore, can't be racist She listens freely on her own. Now, clearly, this statement is not always true and just because a person does not listen to music that from a different culture, does not mean they are racist. This is simply making fun of the fact that their are people in relationships with people who are toxic or racist and in denial.
Delicia Smith Thas some quality analysis 😂
the funniest bit was the Asian dude at the end "my husband is Asian like me" LMAO poor guy didn't have racist stories to share
"Don't worry, just hang in there! I'm sure you'll find someone to be racist to you."
To be fair, I understand that depending on the Asian subcultures, it could still have some degree of racist humor. Just off the top of my head, China and Japan have had a pretty war torn history. Also, try asking someone what the difference between J-Pop and K-Pop is.
Too bad asians are the most racist people I know lmao,
Joseph Perez Oh yeah, and Japan and Korea are even worse. My best friend in high school was part Japanese/Indian, but whenever she visited her Korean friend's house, she magically because *just* Indian.
In Asian culture, the attitudes towards Black people would make Donald Trump look like a progressive.
Ali Wong has a joke about how the best thing about being married to an Asian is they can say racist things about everyone else.
I'm not hating; I think reverse racism is ok sometimes. I'm just saying, it exists.
" every time we hooked up. She'd call it a drone strike." 🤣
This guy in narcos looked hard af
But comedy ?
Who wouldve thought ?
Amazing versatility. Actually, since I started watching Narcos I've been blown away by all these actors from Latin America.
kill wa I knew I saw him in something before
kill wa he should stick to narcos this is shit
His character was the worst in entire series, actually.
I never saw Narcos so to me it is the inverse, it is hard to me to see him as a ruthless criminal.
That line about laundry in the apartment spoke to my soul.
Sandra Achia Boadu No one in new york has their own laundry.
Oh ok, they’re in NYC. I was gonna say, how old are these guys I have a laundry room in my HOUSE
I think you mean New York City. There are many people in New York who have their own laundry. If you live in one of the boroughs, you might be hard pressed to find someone with a washer and dryer in their apartment.
Who needs a laundry in their apartment when they can get a Chinese Boyfriend?
How does anyone stay productive while doing laundry? Like, I'm not going to spend a part of my freetime sitting at a laundromat.
" I'm from Connecticut". Dead.
The pain in his voice when he said senorita Aaaaaaaa-shley had me rolling
Legit my situation awhile ago.
"Like sure, she's hella racist... but I kinda live at her place and her dad just lowered my rent... so... another year then we break up?"
Shit.... so many bad decisions.
I feel you bro
Having a racist girlfriend must be painful. Also, got broken up?
"Señorita Aahh-ah-aashley"
Fine as hell
Hey. Tbh I'd do anything for her.
@@MrJodete23 simp
Señorita Ashley is cute, flat as a board but cute 🤤
@@_.F0X._ lol
The Asian guy saying STFU had me in tears 😂
Couldnt stop laughing!!!
We have all been there with the white guy trying to share a ridiculous struggle to somewhat relate to the others. Gotta thank that Asian guy for his service
Yeah white people don't know what racism is, YET
@@helenaquinn7480 that's the dumbest shit I've read in awhile. Lol
@@Lafemmefutile Except racism isn't the only struggle. Theres tons of other reasons why someone might be picked on or harassed rather than just race, and the experience would still be the same for the victim. On a side note, you think a white boy who went to a mostly none white school never experienced racism? Not all white people grew up around other white people. I assure you that.
These are some A+ sketches. I don’t know why Alternatino doesn’t have a season 2 yet.
quibi died. they picked up the series.
So it's available for cheap? 🤔
@@crisbernabe2866
"You guys want to hear some hardcore extream racism, well one time I went to go see maroon 5" "STF UP!!!"
I dont understand this part. Can somebody explain to me???
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@@loustar1000 .
@@willyyeremi5284 sure
Says uncensored: bleeps everything remotely offensive
It's supposed to be in the context of the sketch, if you didn't get it.
@@SuckMyRightToe Yeah, pretty obvious.
RI RI ALERT
Hands in the air, you're under arrest
3:02
" One time I went to see Maroon 5..."
"Shut The F••• Up!"
Haha~~
Yeah wh!te ppl need to shut up!!
Thats shit was racist
@@helenaquinn7480 bitch you're white
Helena Quinn I hope you're joking
@@hereisahuman5977 the joke was that nobody wants to hear the white guy call racism😄 I guess that flew over your head
"After that... She made us pancakes"
Omg... She's the worst... 💀
I dont get it
Everytime we hooked up, she called it a drone strike 😂😂😂
Hearing that actor from broad city speak without an accent is so weird
Sunanda omg yes finally someone said it
Sunanda right !!!!
I still hear it
What makes you think we dont?
Sunanda i love Jaime !
"Señorita Ashley". lol!! That was awesome
Lol I lost it XD
Who is the actress?
I would have never guessed David from Narcos(Arturo) knew English,let alone so freaking funny!
@@henrysarat6699 did you find out who it was?
@@josebonilla4624 nope
my father is venezuelan, my mom is from new jersey. but for some reason my grandpa keeps thinking I am from mexico, and last thanks giving I spend with him 2005, he asked me to go back to mexico and never come back. So I told him next time I see him I will tell him. good bye grandpa, you will be missed.
fast forward to 2020, my grandpa was diagnosed with bone cancer and have 4 month to live. last week was his 95th and last birthday. my last birthday present: good bye grandpa you will be missed, but soon forgotten. My family is upset at me, I could not care less, actually I do care, it does bring me satisfaction of keeping my word and telling him what I think of him.
he was a despicable man who mistreated my mother and was racist my entire life.
Missed by some, only. I guess.
Shutup woman/man
As a Mexican American that has only dated white women, this hits close to home lol.
Same
she makes you clean leaves out of the tub?
There is other kind of Mexican?
@@blacktor1278 Sure, Mexican't :-D
Jokes on you race traitor 😂
that "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at 3:01 is the funniest part 😂
YES!!!!!! IT WAS!!!! 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Yes! The timing is hilarious. I've replayed it so many times and still burst out laughing! 🤣
Emile Wh bruh he even looks like my Uncle steve. It's uncanny.
I heard that straight away as I saw your comment
I got a Michael Scott vibe from that part xD
Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. That pool boy (bathtub boy) scene had me laughing hysterically. He looks so pathetic, lol
But his gf is pretty hot i wouldnt care
Even if she does have laundry in her apartment
“I’m from Connecticut!”
“But still, in spite of that, your English is good”
😂😂😂
Just when you thought the first two girlfriends where racist the third one took it to another level!
Lots of bleeps a for an uncensored vid
I think it's a joke about the unspeakable things the girlfriend did to him lol
Just the Coolest Dude Yo
Uncensored my a$$
That's the joke!
This is the gayest bunch of dudes doing a comedy skit tryna act straight🤣🤣
Yup
Looks like a couple of bro’s doing friend shit to me.
@@DanielRodriguez-by3iu they not Bros more like gay hipsters
Bros dont do shit like this or wear the same shit like we modeling a catalogue , watch the young punks tryna fuck their feminists friends start saying shit like Daniel did or should i say Danielle , brunch w/ your dudes? When has this ever been !
David Sanchez found the person with fragile masculinity lmao
Nothing like brunch and mimosas/bloody Mary’s with the boys to make you feel like a real man
😂😂
I feel bad for the guy who got a copy of Kite Runner pushed up his a**. Have mercy on him.
They are all dating Laura Ingram
“ I am from Connecticut, in spite of that you’re English is good”
Ahem Minnesota 🤣😂
I'm not sure you know how quotes and sentences work.
YOUR English, on the other hand...
Yours is not...
“She violated at least 5 Geneva conventions” 🤣😭😂
" I was angry and hard as a rock man" kills me every time : D
broke at least 5 geneva conventions 💀😂😂
" my husband is Asian like me" ha
Who else wishes they had an attractive multicultural group of friends they could go to brunch with?
lol i wished i had friends
juan pablo pazmiño Same.
@@LunaProtogen xd
White girl spotted
Yess 🙌🏿 that's one of the thoughts I had going through my head watching this lol
When you think about what the Kite Runner is actually about, it makes it even funnier when you consider where she likely shoved it.
You mean where aseel does that to hasan?
Thats cold hahaha
💀💀💀
so... it's uncensored, but it's censored?
I think the point was that whatever it was he said was so terrible that it "violated 5 Geneva conventions". The writer couldn't have written anything worse than the imagination of the viewer, so they bleeped it to let you fill in the gaps. It works because whatever could've been said would have been ridiculous and killed the bit.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she violated his manhood and waterboarded him for 12 weeks straight.
Yes, because sometimes not knowing is funnier than anything they could have wrote
Ian that’s why there’s so many dislikes?
That's the joke man. Lotta Humour bypass going on in these comments
My girlfriend and I role play. But then we actually end up creating stories that we actually want to know the end to😆
I love hanging out for brunch with one friend of each race
Imagine having a friend group this diverse
that went from 0 to 100 real quick
"Uncensored" - I don't think that means what you think it means.
It helps the joke. Anything he would have actually said would have killed the humor.
Will Bad Oh yeah, I get that and it worked correctly for the joke..
It was just the redundancy and contradiction in titling it "Uncensored".
Brooooooo. This show is awesome. Wtf. I thought there wasn't any hope after key n peele left.
Such a great comedian / actor. I wash so shocked when I saw you in narcos playing a serious role 🤣🤣🤣 Such great talent 😄
The pool boy scene freakin killed me!
So I went to see Maroon5
Asian Guy: SHUT THE FAW'GUP!!!
I peed a little. 🤦♂️
can you explain the joke?i am a little dumb to get it..
@@haniashah1084 the joke is that its socially unacceptable for white people to complain about being the target of racism.
@@ambushbob5383 yaaaawn. except no rational person will think that unless they want to be the same ignorant garbage. If one race is a victim , every race is a victim. Plus the issue in reality was always and is now classism not racism. Only simple minded pawns still let racism get to them.
@@amendes6410 I agree that the real issue is the wealthy and powerful wanting people to focus on skin color instead of class, however pointing out hypocrisy is something rational people should do.
@@ambushbob5383 fair enough. Respect to you
When I heard, "I'm from Connecticut", I died and then this dude said I was hard as a rock off of that Django bit and he was unbreakable??? I died all over again lol!!! These dudes are wild lls!!!😩😭😂
"She called her self aunt jemima" lmfao 😂😂😂😍
Wait, this isn't Key & peele???
But is it against the law though?
TheGothGaming yes
Nothing else in this channel is remotely funny
Wait this isn’t the Chappell show?
Chloe Granger does it say key and peele ? Asking for a friend
just from that split second opening, thought they were all gay.
They are
Fred Flintstone Yep they are.
Aww, RIP Kev Barnett 💕
Where do you know him from. Thought noone noticed him in this skit.
The new meaning of "uncensored" is apparently "heavily censored".
So what does censored mean?
@@JohnnyBooi censored to the normal extent.
That waterboarding joke was fucking amazing! I might have to give this show a watch :)
Please put more material like this out in the world. A LOT of people enjoy it.
His deadpan 😐 delivery is everything.😂🤣
He is called Arturo, they say it at the beginning, yet to be even more racist, she calls him Juan. Damn that's hard
😂😂😂 wtf is this show and why has no one told me about it
These sketches have me crying 😂🤣😂
"She licenses to Pitt Bull, by her self."....
"Them pancakes were good though."....
"She held me captive for 12 weeks."...
Lol. Imagine sitting next to them when they're having this conversation
RIP Kevin Barnett. Fly with the birds BIRDLUGER
Their girlfriends are sitting at the other table talking about how gay their boyfriends are, and how the server messed up the drink order.
- I'm from Connecticut!
- But still, in spite of that, your English is good.
Caught me offguard hahaha.
Very funny skit. Great actors. RIP Kevin Barnett 😢
I love this unrealistic diverse group of friends. Like a damn benetton commercial up in njah
I love this, in one table there are a mix of sexualities and all of them are obviously friends. ❤
Am i the only one that watch the ad before the video and is about to comment about but then realizes that not everyone get the same ad
SOOO many drinks on that table. Those drinks are suffering in silence and need to get drunk!
Also, the cilantro in the tub? LOL.
The kite runner part had me dying
BEST SHOW IN THIS CENTURY!!! LOVED THE "WORLD'S WORST TRANSLATOR" LMAOOO
This hit way close to home , I wasn't even expecting this
I think I pee in my pants laughing while watching sketch, SO funny!!! 👍🏼😂👍🏼😂👍🏼😂
I thought this was supposed to be uncensored!?!
RIP Kevin Barnett. Seriously funny guy.
That's all I could think about.
Everybody putting upp with racism and having no slef-respect out of wrong reasons, love the message this skit is brilliant
Oh! That last line!!! I can’t 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Drone strike LOl..
Also all these dudes gonna really pretend they ain’t gay, and apparently are dating all these women just for the benefits of pants, pancakes, laundry, and w/e.
I like how the Asian kept it real though ✊
Simon Peter they aren’t gay is plz stop 🛑 pushing sexualities onto people
@@Sam-gl6fu Im pretty sure all of these actors are gay. I know Arturo, the Asian guy and the white guy are at least.
Simon Peter One gay guy at the table means the whole table is gay. 😂😂😂
@@OG-19 That wasn't my rationale, but just look at and listen to em.
@@OG-19 lmao im dead . Funniest shit mann
2:29 I'm weak 😂 I wasn't expecting that
the drinks keep increasing and i love it
The waterboarding thing killed me 😂
That Maroon 5 line was 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
AKAT1980 I didn’t either
Can someone explain
One would say it's a very caucasian group.
I like how each one of them has LEGIT at least 4 drinks 🍹 🍸 🍷 🥃 🍺 🥂
Drone strike? I'd heard it all man 😂😂😂.
"My husband is Asian like me....." he seemed so disgusted🤣
RIP Kevin ❤️
lol I can't stop laughing
I love the drinks kept getting more and more.
how inexperienced people in longterm abusive relationships be like
How is this “uncensored” when they bleeping our words🤦🏽♂️
these are the types of guys to wear rompers
Oh my... this is gold!!!
Your English is so good, I’m from Connecticut!! Lost my shit on that one
Senorita Ashley 🤣
I m surprised, I wouldn't have guessed any of these fellas were into dating women....
Bro this is the best!!!! 😂😂
Arturo Castro....The new master of disguise