1999 Oldsmobile Bravada: Regular Car Reviews
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- The Oldsmobile Bravada is, for real, the WORST car we have ever driven. It offers so much, and delivers so little.
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The AWD system is called "Smartrak" -- 'Smart' as in 'intelligent' and 'Rak' as in the Polish word for cancer.
Underrated comment
Rak for Russian as well.
Now I have to think about that every time I see the badge..
Rak is in Serbian as well.
Oh man, I remember the TV ads hyping up Smartrak as being some kind of Skynet-level AI that would let you drive over glaciers if you wanted to. I always had...doubts.
These are the types of GM piles that created such a deep rooted hatred for the brand, you need years of counseling to remedy.
Truth
I can FEEL that cheap 90s era GM plastic through my iPad screen.
My 2000 Olds Alero turned me off of GM for life. If GM was the last car factory around I'd stop driving. Yea.. the hatred is that deep..
I had a friend in high school with a Blazer. I lost count how many times it broke down by the end of the first summer she had it. By 150k everything bolted or otherwise connected to the engine and transmission had failed at least once.
The era of GM where they thought they were invincible.
When I was a kid my friend's mom bought a used Oldsmobile Bravada, I don't remember the year but it was one of the last ones they made with a digital dash. I remember sitting in the backseat and making fun of how high the floor was (I was a tall kid). She called my mom and made me apologize to her for making fun of her car.
This video sums up Bravada owners pretty well.
was her name.... karen?
@@dustyc324 was thinking the same fucking thing lol
@@dr.dylansgame5583 could’ve been Becky
Lol you had a real mom, lines would have done the same thing
@@dustyc324
That was my very first thought, LOL. What kind of bitch cares if you make fun of her car.
I like how the salesman character went from 1940s radio host to The Penguin
🤣🤣🤣🤣
But which Penguin?
Bruh😂
This is one of the funniest car reviews I've seen in years.
You forgot the caps on “THIS”
wtf
it’s the real Doug Demuro
Dougs seal of approval. The dealers see him coming.
And people say you have no taste. What say they now huh?
Doug and mr regular should do a collab
now lets talk to the F I N A N C E D E P A R T M E N T
HAHA HAHA HAHA AHHHH AHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHE EEEEEEHHHHH
Tfw they start talking about what monthly payment you want before any haggling so they can stretch the loan term out.
😂😂😂
ehg ebh ebhe bhe HBEEGH
@@TwentyNinerR WALUIGI
"Crumbling Pennsylvania mining town" hits different if you're from one
Regular is as well
Family Reunions in coal region hit different
im from chester county pa and yeah central pa can be a bit rough. Harrisburg is shit
What if you're from Silent Hill? It was a failed mining town (*haunted* failed mining town though...)
I'm sure it's bad, but at least it ain't Philly.
"You worked hard your whole life at the metal and ethnic slur factory" good god I'm crying
Can you explain the joke to me? 🌈
@@robertschnobert9090
Depends on what ethnic slur you find offensive
@@robertschnobert9090 :D
Lmao, had to pop a couple ibuprofen to help with the headache from laughing 🤣🤣😭😭
Oh yes that was the best
Blazer: meth addict
Bravada: recovering meth addict wearing a suit at a job interview
Nah, just switched from meth to adderall, to look more legit
Aztek: Walter White
Bravada: the halfway home before becoming an escalade
What about the Jimmy?
@@sudmuck meth addict working at home depot
Oldsmobile bravada, official car of,
"If that thing is still parked there at the end of the week, I'm calling the city".
ahahahaah. yes.
Pile of garbage
Thats also those 2008 or whatever equinoxes. My dad was was about ready to push it down the road with his jeep
@@Alfran-yh4oo no
Hahaha
Half a million views. I love how this video is single handedly the most significant thing to ever happen to the Bravada
The last gen Bravada was the first suv to be an Indy pace car. That’s something…
This was my older brothers first car. He rolled it into a ditch not wearing his seatbelt and started to fall out the sun roof and had my cousin not been in the car to pull him back in right before it rolled over on its top it would have been a rough end. I’ve never seen another one
Edit: just did a spit take cuz my brother actually did get suspended for bringing throwing stars to middle school😂😂
Lol
Lol
massive L
Yes, there really are 'types' of people. That's why it's funny.
Lol
The official car of running cocaine through Florida
The official car that runs on liquified cocaine
I'll take stereotypes I didn't know I was a part of for $5000 Alex.
The official car of drinking wine on a camping trip
I'm guessing that's after seeing the tarp at the back
I like your HYF profile picture
Idk what’s sadder, a Blazer dressed as an Oldsmobile or that Oldsmobile has such a depressing end.
GM did a disservice when phasing out Oldsmobile. They killed what made an Oldsmobile an Oldsmobile by the late 90s
Say what you will, but vehicles like the Aurora, Intrigue, and Alero were quite decent at the time. Compelling enough alternatives in a competitive space and very slightly more unique than the average boxes on wheels. Underperforming and average quality for sure, but good equipment, good value, decent styling, and strong reliability. The Aurora especially was pushing entry luxury at the time. It is a shame how they went, but we had good experiences with late-model Olds cars. Never really experienced these mediocre SUVs though.
Every brand that ever made an impact in the car community got the worst treatment of death from GM. Oldsmobile, Pontiac, and Holden all have the worst and depressing deaths all because of how GM handled it.
@@SparkZ1420 Don't forget Saab.
@@ultraguy8771 and Saturn
"and then the heater core broke. The entire dash had to come out"
*cries in Audi TT*
Ford Fusion gen 2 requires the bumper to come off to change the headlight bulbs and you need a ratcheting socket wrench with an extension along with a pair of hefty pliers just to change the battery. Also, the inside of the glove compartment has to come out to change the cabin air filter. If the radio dies it takes out the entire infotainment screen and you have to remove three different trim pieces to access it. The lug nuts are steel threaded cores with an aluminum cladding so if a shop decides to use an impact gun to install them they shear off the cladding and make them really annoying to remove. Also, if you ever get bad fuel, even once, you might as well pay a shop to do a fuel system purge and clean the injectors because it'll take you literally months of adding fuel system cleaner to your car to stop it randomly stalling.
Audi may have their peculiarities, but man if my current car doesn't annoy the crap out of me sometimes. I'm just glad I had the transmission fluid and filter serviced at 85k miles to avoid having transmission faults.
Also, no matter what the manufacturer says about their cars and the reliability of their transmissions, find a reliable transmission shop in your area and get your transmission serviced between 85-100k miles if you intend to keep your car until it dies. Mine cost $300 to get them to service that and change the diff oil and it was absolutely worth it. Rebuilding a transmission for any car tends to run in the thousands if it can be repaired easily. Replacement transmissions can get pricey and then you still have service charges for the installation. which takes hours.
My parents didn't have alot of money when I got my license in 1998. I went through about 5 GM cars that ranged from 82' to 91', everything broke past 60k miles. My 6th car was a 1991 Mazda Protege with 220k miles. Everything worked and I kept it until 275k. It really turned me off to American cars for many years
“I have acquired all the talismans of a civilized life, so why is my son bringing ninja stars to school?!?”
Divine.
Majority of America even today
This was awesome
Some of the finest comedy writing (and delivery) I've witnessed on the 'tube.
I honestly don't see this kinda thing anywhere except in fiction designed to make the middle class look bad
It was a pleasure. Thanks guys
May you find your way into the light
@@kotletmaker328 I’ll try? I think? 🤔
At least it's not a dakota lol
@@uAKING2006 *durango
@@nehguhtiv6873 Durango, that's what I meant... Both are equally bad lol
Alternative title: "Mr. Regular loses his mind over an expensive Blazer"
"The _Oldsmobile Bravada,_ for the guy whose favorite hamburger place is the one closest to his house." 🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the funniest scripts and delivery ive ever heard. Car review, or otherwise. Absofuckinglutely phenomenal.
Calm down. It was funny. It wasn't that funny.
@@Erin-bd6jg humor is subjective you calm down he can find it as funny as he wants
I guess thats why I like a bravada, my favorite hamburger place is the one closest to me.
I still remember "it's the car for a man whose sexual fetish is naked women, smiling". Can't remember the review. But if anybody asks me for my sexual fetish, that'll be my answer.
“More people got f**ked by this car than in this car...” Genius!
"You know how bland you were going back there?"
Man that was ruthless.
I agree. His vernacular is second to none.
Officer at a robbery: Can you describe the getaway car?
Witness: No.
so good
tis why i watch.
$49K adjusted for inflation when new. Today, a used one might cost you $49.
It might cost the owner $49, cause I'm only taking it if I get paid $1/mile.
@@agentdiamond9211
Per mile? Per mile that you have to push it?
I know somebody 2 months ago paid 100.00 for ones.
To be fair, a new top trim blazer today costs about $55k
Not in 2022, more like $4,999 for a 180K mile example. Inflation has even hit used cars.
That evil salesman laugh sounds like a stereotypical mad scientist when he finishes his latest crazy creation
If Waluigi was a car salesman he would've been selling these when they were new.
My friend’s dad had a Bravada, he was a drunk who had a job he didn’t deserve. Lost it all when he banged his secretary.
He was reaaaaalllllly stupid but thought he was smart. Oldsmobile Bravada.
Why would you lose your job for banging a secretary?
@@jizzyjake6783
Relationship was not disclosed to HR or company policy does not allow relationships with subordinates.
Oldsmobile Bravada, the official car of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
@@dillonh321 why even have secretaries. What a shitty company
@@jizzyjake6783 Bravada brain confirmed
"Oh that was the shittier version of the Jimmy" - my dad, mechanic of 27 years
implying the Jimmy wasn't already shitty
@@GiordanDiodato Oh the Jimmy was shitty, but this was shittier.
A Tarted up shitter...
I loved my Jimmy
Who's Jimmy
"The brand had a history longer than the time it takes to find the perforations in a roll of black trash bags." Might be my new favorite metaphor.
" Oldsmobile is a farmer whose crop is indifference." WOW! LMAO
"More people have been f-----d by this car than in this car"... Kind of sums up Oldsmobile's last 30 years of existence...
We could say that about much of GM's product line from 1976 on.
That's sad cause Oldsmobile Division was a hell of a good product line up until the 80's.
Those words had me laughing big time.
It’s a Chevy Blazer with Sonoma headlights and a different snap in grill. Damn, a lot of people got ripped off when they bought that.
That thing looks about 10 years older than it actually is. And I've googled some pictures and the front looks "off" as if it were badly repaired after a crash in ALL of them.
It really does look like a car from 1989, especially with that stupid front end that was fit for the Old Rocket Logo
Plot twist, Blazers can be fixed with Bravada parts.
@@MidnightMechanic that’s my Bravada. The passenger side kick panel was harvested from the corpse of an s10 blazer.
Second gen Bravada grilles didn't even fit properly when they were new.
Back in late 90's I had friends with both Blazers and Bravada's and you could literally just grab stuff on the front of either and rip them off. The Blazer seemed particularly loose fit and barely snapped together. Just grab a turn signal and pull it off the front of the car, lol. Fast forward a number of years and I bought a well used 2 door Blazer as a winter beater and it did have great heat, great stereo, and the 4WD worked just fine, and it looked handsome in 2 door form. Stuff would fall off if you slammed the door hard enough to compensate for the sagging hinges.
Mercury Mariner: I’m the most boring suv ever made!
Oldsmobile Bravada: h o l d m y c o f f e e s t a i n e d c u p h o l d i n g c u p h o l d e r.
It's actually Dacia Duster or Hyundai Creta.
@@user_imyarek Worthy opponents I see...
@ladawg81 *Jeep Patriot has entered the chat*
@ladawg81 The Freestyle was just a weird variant of the Explorer.
@@whyme3772 No, the Freestyle was basically a Five Hundred wagon.
“Oldsmobile Bravada-If the ‘90’s had Karens, this would be their car.”
They were called Becky.
@@artistwithouttalent Nah, Becky is younger, and more boring despite insisting she's super unique, but not as actively malicious as Karen.
Were we watching the same video? Did you miss entire segment complaining about complaining about videogames, rowdy children, and the sterile, materialistic lives of the American middle class? How is a 90s soccermom any different than a 2020s Karen besides the media and technology she's been exposed to?
@@njsynthesis Karens always existed, regardless of what year
@@njsynthesis Probably different motivations.
A former boss of mine had a Blazer. His wife was very short and the first time she moved the seat so she could drive, it stopped working. He took it to the dealership and they had to disassemble the seat to see what was going on. Turns out the power cable GM specc’d for the seat was too short - when the seat was moved close to the end of its track, the cable unplugged.
I’ve been trying for years to come up with a line to describe GM vehicles of this era. Your line about them displaying absolutely no ambition is perfect.
and people somehow think the Blazer of that generation was "good"
I think it's Stockholm Syndrome
Dude its a old car now it's bound to have problems dumbass
@@elkiller1120 Yep, it's bound to have problems now, especially since it had most of those problems when new. Troll harder, loser.
During that era you were either buying a f-body, a corvette, or the wrong car.
@@insomniacryan9916 Friend inherited one around 2003 when her mother got a new car. I swear everything except the transmission and core of the engine had to be replaced between 2003-2004, and some of the parts it wasn't the first replacement. I'd always insist on driving my car where we were going in addition to hers because half the time it wouldn't start in the parking lot, or would but start making a new 'sweet jesus I shouldn't drive this' noise.
"yes, officer?"
"do you know how bland you were going there?"
🤣
7:48 for reference 😂
🤣🤣
$1800 actually seems like a really good deal, it looks like it’s in great shape for it’s age, especially being from above the rust belt! Forget that it’s a Bravada, even if it were a base model Blazer it’d be worth that all day long. You could actually take the Olds emblems off and put a Chevy grille on it... there you go, instant Blazer, haha.
The level of social commentary in these reviews is approaching stratospheric heights
It sounds like this car is too regular for Mr. Regular.
It's so regular it's not even regular anymore
So regular that it isn’t because it’s that bad
@@betaripoff Sounds like Mr.Regular was even more constipated than usual with this production.
It's cool how he sounds like someone who is so traumatized from being bullied, that he can no longer see the world for what it is.
This car turned him into the Joker
More like he's burnt out!
The Olds Bravada is the official SUV of Unsolved Murders and First 48 re-runs.
LOL
Accurate AF 😂
Oldsmobile Bravada: For the guy who stores boxed wine in his wine cooler.
The fact you just threw Laporte, Indiana out there so casually lol thats the first time my hometown has been mentioned online
Shout out to Cloakroom. Their singer lives their.
"They're married men selling mutual funds, with a 'cheaters never prosper' poster above their desk, with secretaries beneath it."
Fucking amazing lmfao
A car that felt like an ancient artifact in 2003.
Enema of the state!
It was born ancient.
@@keeneboy7700 no, it wasn't. It's just the speed at which the 1990s were changing... Same thing with a 1999 Chrysler Concorde, for example.
@@keeneboy7700 it actually had pretty modern features. Auto lights, auto climate control, and the digital overhead console. It’s everything I want and more.
@@nehguhtiv6873 you 🤡
New drinking game: take a shot every time he says “1999 Oldsmobile Bravada” or just “Oldsmobile Bravada”
I just got out of the hospital after playing this game in February.
The official car of Florida Man
The official car of "omg I cant believe we just did that! Im not usually that type of girl!"
Nah. I'm afraid that title belongs to the later Pontiac Grand Am or G6...
@@CollinWeis only type of women I take to the Sizzler. Then the Sizzler bathroom.
@@CollinWeis nah man only freaks drive grand ams
@@CollinWeis Nothing like that happens in a Chevy Malibu derivative.
@@XanMan_05 That you know of
“I have all the talismans of a civilized life.”
Holy shit dude
Why holy shit?
Just the accuracy of that statement. He is like an unseen third party observing middle class human behavior.
The Dell Dimension personal computer part was pretty funny; I have one from my parents and it perfectly fits the Bravada.
@@rangerismine MR.regular is now MR.savage car reviews
@@rangerismine baby's first social commentary about current day consumer capitalism
read a book
“Oldsmobile Bravada: the official car of I think one of my vacuum hoses is dry rotted.”
I actually got into trouble fore bringing throwing stars to school in 1987. Way before Bravada
The official car of "Ok, I'll take the Aztec.."
Atleast the Aztek has some character behind it. lol
And the person who bought the bravada will just be laughing at you as a drive by your broken down Aztec.
Remember this is a Blazer with the 4.3 it's a very reliable vehicle
@@samholdsworth420 Love how Azteks & s10 blazers ended the same production year but there's still lots of S10 blazers on the road.
2:50 I love how you kept the video going just to show the pure confidence of throwing the wheel L and R for no effect
Bruh....how are you here...Btw this dude does Arma content
This car is effectively a fucking SCP of anomalous mediocrity, we might need y'all to raid it.
the drewsker watches rcr, interesting
I mean, these things have worm gear steering with a lot of joints. Unless it's been refreshed, the steering has a lot of slop and that's just a trait of the older, non-rack and pinion steering style regardless of who made it. He's essentially complaining an old car is worn out.
What a day it is, Drew is even more of a man of taste
I liked anything built on that platform. Super easy to work on. And in my experience reliable. I got mine with 75k and ran it up to 180k when I sold it. I replaced the alternator once. But other than that no failures
I can't believe 1999 is twenty-two years in the past. It sounds like such a futuristic year.
"Whether they were real Bose speakers or..." Yeah, ALL car speakers are sourced by the manufacturer and labelled with whichever formerly premium label is willing to whore out their brand the cheapest.
So I work in this field, and it's really not quite that bad (yet). There are four big Tier 1s in this area - Bose, Harman, Alpine, and Panasonic, and another two you've never heard of called ASK and PSS. System price is mercilessly smashed down by the customer, as is par for the course in automotive components, and the audio system has to compete for space with everything else they're building into cars nowadays (DEF tanks and battery packs for mild-hybrid systems are the worst) but the parts are still a lot better than base speakers, and the systems get special attention to better tuning, and the result ends up being at least good enough that unless you're really motivated, most people will live happily with the branded system and not rip it out. As for the brands, some are more involved and hands-on in the process than others are - it's not "just" licensing. The branded audio system is a good add to a new car if you intend to keep it stock for most of its life. But if all you want is a ton of bass, you'll need to just get the base system and then replace the stock speakers and head unit and add a subwoofer enclosure in the trunk for an unsophisticated but LOUD system. The branded systems are steadily getting better, and where they have the edge over aftermarket is in careful sound tuning and better integration with the car's infotainment hardware.
Yeah the Bose speakers in GM vehicles were garbage in the late 90s and early 2000s.
I know car audio and home audio are vastly different, but one of the best surround sound systems ive ever heard was a meridian 3d system inna range rover autobiography. Some companies (mostly luxury brands) actually do take the time to properly make a good system. Lexicon, meridian, bowers and wilkins, and mark levinson systems are probably the best car audio systems around if you dont want to bother going aftermarket
@stirange my 2006 mazda 3 has the bose audio package and it’s pretty solid! i love my mazda 3 not much of a looker in the rust belt but it’s been amazing for the 4 almost 5 years of ownership!
My 2006 Scion xB has an Alpine system and it's pretty good
The Pioneer system in my old 2006 Scion xB was pretty good too
“Back in the 1910s when you treated a broken leg with whiskey, you could name your son Ransom” lmfao
Rented one of these to move into my dorm in ‘99. Got laid in it that weekend. It was green.
Your singing voice sounded too much like Eric Matthews for my own comfort
The leather in this one is in amazing condition considering the age and what this is worth. The previous owners took pride in it and garaged it. IDK why but I like to see ordinarily unloved vehicles that otherwise survive as junkers look somewhat good.
Yeah, I was amazed the interior and exterior didn't look abused.
Same here, The other day I saw a late 80s Cavalier Z24 in near mint condition. It had Those black plastic Slats on the rear Windshield and Factory side skirts and front lip. It was actually kind of cool.
It’s actually not that hard to find one of these where the leather is in decent to excellent condition for cheap prices, Autotrader has a boatload of them.
GM Leather (at least for Oldsmobile) was pretty strong in the 90s, I’d argue you’d have to be really trying to find a Bravada with torn leather
@@AndroidSunner I thought it was more an issue that the owners of these things tend not to treat them well.
I like that too. This car may be boring and all.....but I do love the fact that it is weird seeing one today. You just dont see many Blazers of this era running around...let alone on of the re-badge siblings like this olds...especially one that is this clean.
1999 Oldsmobile Bravada, the official car of “What do you mean I can’t pay for cigarettes with food stamps!?!”
😂😂😂
Yesssss 😂😂😂
As a former gas station attendant, can confirm
See also: Dodge Stratus
Another Slipphandom enjoyer I see
I had a 99 GMC Jimmy SLT 4 door that I bought new. Drive nice, was comfortable and very reliable. I put 165,000 miles with regular maintenance and never had a problem. Check engine light never came on. Never drove a Bravada but I can say the GMC counterpart was rock solid.
Literally the only difference is the grill and body kit and bravada has awd and Jimmy has 4x4.
The funny thing is I'm currently driving in 99 Chevy Blazer two-wheel drive four-door LT that with all the options it has someone paid $32,000 for it in 1999.
I was pleasantly surprised when I found out I had positraction and 3.42 gearing
I had to fix a smog pump and the catalytic converter and put a new water pump. But i passed California smog doesn't have a check engine light on and currently has 261,000 MI
@@samholdsworth420 for 2000 and up as long as you don't have a check engine light you pass but some smog shops do it that way as old as 1996
This episode deserves a Pulitzer Prize! I was laughing my head off half the time and I was surprised how many details I recalled afterwards. I even played it a second time to make sure I heard right - the suspension finds bumps that aren't even there....
I know a guy who bought one brand new. His whole life has been in debt since.
Poor bastard.
The greatest thing about a Blazer is that by the time you're done with the payments it's falling apart and costs more in repairs than the payments were. The Bravada just cranks the debt to 11. It's a perpetual debt machine!
I knew a guy that had one.. can confirm statement. Always needed something.
The saddest part of that was that these things depreciated faster than a Gremlin falling off a cliff. When he said in today's dollars "Forty NINE THOUSAND dollars!" I thought, what's it worth today? 1800 bucks.
Dammmmm... I feel bad for anyone who bought these new, or even less than 5 years old
"Men who have wives at the bottom of a multi-level marketing scheme" literally my worst nightmare.
That’s like half my high school graduating class. 1999 bay-beeeeee _[swigs Drāno and hopes it’s quick]_
Love seeing big CZcamsrs interact in each other’s videos
One of the best reviews you've done! I have a relative from the early 1900s named Ransom!
Once upon a time I had to repo a Bravada.
The owner said, "Thank God you are here to take it away."
Real shit?
@@Rhodanide Emerald green metallic with beige leatherette interior and wood veneer trim. Transmission slippage was as real as it got driving on the hills of Indiana State Road 46 somewhere between Terre Haute and lil'Nashville.
@@jeremymenning56 what a tragedy, I'm sorry you had to lay eyes on it
@TacticalMoonstone been 20+ years since I repo'd that "truck"... I'd imagine it was crushed long ago.
@@jeremymenning56 emerald green, eh? Did it have the classy gold badging?
Looks like the sort of SUV that never starts when the main character of a horror film needs it to.
That prize belongs to the Ford Pinto in Cujo
You obviously don't know how reliable the 4.3 is lol
@@samholdsworth420Reliable or not, under the plot of some horror flick, it would give out entirely just when it is needed to escape.
@@Owiko7 dead battery 🔋 😂
Im laughing harder and harder everytime he says "oldsmobile bravada"
Thanks for doing this video. This was one of those cars that confused me as a kid, because a lot of the kids in my high school had blazers, but every now and then i'd see one with an oldsmobile logo on the grill and it stuck in my head for years. I never quite put it together, because the blazer is so seared into my brain as the car driven by every shithead highschool dropout stereotype i knew.
This car looks like a cartoon background car drawn in like 30 minutes
I have to agree with you there, the silhouette of my car looks like if you prompted a child with the task of drawing his grandmother’s SUV from memory.
😆
That steering wheel has more play than you'll ever get while driving a Bravada.
yeahhhhhhhhhhh you're not wrong. but to get the pitman arm out you have to take the steering box out and to get the steering box out you have to take the front diff out and to get the front diff out you either unbolt the motor and hope you have enough wiggle room to get it out, or you cut a mounting bracket off the frame. THANKS GM.
Yeah that's some serious play my blazer is nothing like that 😂
“It protests throttle input, and then it moans in acquiesce like a father caving in and letting us get Burger King drive-thru after church.” 😂😂😂
Funny story that sparked my memory from seeing this video:
I don't know if this is a worse or better fate for this poor Bravada, but near me there's this auto salesman. Really small place near the center of town. And in the middle of the gravel parking lot there is this neon green Oldsmobile Bravada. Now this isn't any normal Bravada, the previous owners of the car had taken a normal Bravada and removed the bed cap, hand painted the new color, got custom rims, and even hand painted the words "Travada" onto the side of the vehicle. Truly it's one of the worst modifications I have ever seen on a single vehicle. Even worse, it's on a Bravada.
Great video though, love these reviews on the most hated cars haha.
"It's a plate of $45 garlic butter salmon served on a bed of pubes."
Plenty of great lines in this edition but that line choked me!
doesn't choke me as much as the pubes
He truly painted a picture with words. Now I wish to burn that picture but I can’t unsee.
"I have a 56k modem and I drive a Bravada!"
Now that's a brag.
😎
Remember, the Bravada was from a time before affordable broadband and big social media.
"Yeah, my dad just got us a 64k modem."
-the kid who always lies about stupid shit, and who's dad drives a Bravada.
This is probably my favorite episode in a while. NINJA STARS!
Don't forget to check the ashtray for transmission fluid.
I will defend this as this was my first car. In high school people couldn’t get enough to be driven around in a suv with leather seats. Yes things broke down but I still have fond memories of my first car.
Well you shouldn’t. A guy on the internet who pretends to be a car guy (but who can’t change his own oil) said you shouldn’t like it.
@@CasperInkyMagoo can't change his own oil?
this reminds me of the top gear episode where richard defends a cadillac suv. yeah, it sucks as a "car", but it's bigger, roomier, and leather-ier than any coupé so it's gonna be better for driving a group and chillin in.
@@dkolendo I guess you werent watching during the oil debacle. RCR posted a video with a strange rant about motor oil, all of which was utterly and completely wrong. So wrong that no one who changes their own oil could have possibly gotten it that wrong. He essentially outed himself as a poser.
@@CasperInkyMagoo what a random hill to die on 😂
This is pure poetry 🏆
Also, Oldsmobile has one of the best histories of any car brand, which makes this even sadder. They invented the automatic transmission and were the oldest mass production American car maker.
I thought Buick invented the automatic transmission
@@redacted8567 Oldsmobile invented the first production automatic, but Buick invented their own not long after. Buick’s Dynaflow was sort of the predecessor to the CVT, it was its own invention. Much smoother than Oldsmobile’s, but incredibly slow
Oldsmobile deserved better, they were the bedrock of GM for so long. Oldmobile ment quality, durability, value, and understated performance (Dr. Olds). and modern day GM dumped them like a cheap highschool date.
@@redacted8567 It was actually Cadillac with the Hydramatic, but Oldsmobiles were sold with them first to protect Cadillac's reputation in case they didn't sell
This car also available in Indonesia in 2001, the name is Opel Blazer and my dad used to have one only for a year before he sold it out again, here the engine 2.2L 4 cylinders with 5 speed manual 4x2, and right handed steeing wheel😄
Your commentary slays me every time, thanks for the laughs man!
GM: Managing to make worse cars in 1999 than it did during the malaise era.
Crazy to think this was the era when BMW brought out the E53 X5 and totally reinvented the luxo-SUV business.
To think their buicks of the time where so great
@@thegodhoward8037 eh, not really. Buick hadn't been great since the mid 70s. The last year of Buick I'd want would be a 76 wagon.
@@richardharrold9736 tell that to my 03 buick lesabre its 3800 runs perfectly the car steers great and I get great gas mileage
@@thegodhoward8037 GM's divisions made a lot of great cars, when they were able to focus on their niche (luxury, performance, even economy) and not be weighed down with having to share the platform with all other GM divisions, whether that car really fit the brand or not. Imagine trying to be "sporty" pontiac, and work with a buick chassis to make a sports sedan? Of course it isn't going to end well...
"Oldsmobile Bravada.....whatever"
The perfect way to sum up the Bravada.
The official car of "I never noticed it"
We were free-upgraded into one of these once on a family vacation circa 1999 and I'll never forget what an event that was. It says a lot about the usual mid-90s econobox garbage that we usually got as rentals when the 1999 Oldsmobile Bravada seemed like an exhilarating step-up. It was green and I'm sure my father would have been disappointed by the dismal fuel milage, even in 1999.
God that interaction at the beginning was hilarious. I bought one of these but the local newspaper still hasn't published my letters to the editor.
This car depresses me whenever I see it. I don't know why though.
Because you know how much people paid for a badge engineered S10 Blazer.
Don't feel bad. Oldsmobile was ended for a reason.
It's a monument to compromise.
See? Now I don’t get that. Every time I see this thing I feel the most crooked smile across my face. I love my Bravada.
@@nehguhtiv6873 people are just dumb don't know the value of a good car .
"The metal and ethnic slur factory".
My favorite thing about this is "your rowhome in a crumbling pennsylvania mining town"
As someone who lives in a rowhome in Wilkes-Barre, i really appreciate that little detail
The one Oldsmobile I knew growing up was owned by my friend's grandfather, who raised her because her mom walked out. He worked for Bell South. She got an iPod for getting all Bs in the 5th grade. All I see of her now is social media pictures of her baby Haylee May dressed up like different fruits. Oldsmobiles truly are the product of a farmer whose crop is indifference.
“Hm, Mr. Regular makes a good point here.”
*Sneaks off to Copart and spends several hours looking at bravadas*
Regular Car Guy could have saved Oldsmobile. He just came damn close to reviving here.
I highly recommend it. I also recommend keeping a steady job throughout ownership. You’re gonna need a great deal of pocket change for repairs.
@@nehguhtiv6873 is it wrong that I want to take one of these up to 1 Million Miles? (to be fair however I’m talking about the trailblazer based 3rd Gen but 2nd Gen sounds more fun because of its unpredictability lol)
@@AndroidSunner well you would need about 16 4L60E’s but, I think if the motor was rebuilt ever 120,000 or so miles, you could pull it off.
I see so many of these sad little rust boxes driving around. The official car of working 11$hr at the age of 62 years old, and spending it knick knacks and newports in her trailer house... in Fox Lake, Wisconsin...
Sounds oddly specific.
Nice
@@CodeineAbdulJabbar nice
Oddly specific but it isn't wrong
Hey whoa now, guy.. that is an entirely valid and accurate assessment.
The 4.3 vortec is a torque monster though. My grandad had a 1994 S10, 2wd with the auto trans and 4.3 motor. I think it was like 165 HP but 250 torque, which is not shabby. The rear end, like on lots of pickup trucks with an empty bed, would break loose so easily and driving in the rain around town was fun.
Weird thing happened. Someone gave me one of these when my Subaru engine blew. And you know what - I absolutely love it. Didn't think I would but I do. So much so that I bought another one in almost mint condition and love that too. Quirky kind of car. Really nice interior, rides great, lots of window space, absolutely wonderful in the snow, decent stereo, and just really fun to drive.
I like mine too
Got mine for 1100 bucks with 75,000 miles on it for the terrible winters after I moved to the NW. That thing never breaks and it's the best snow car on the road. It has 155,000 miles on it now. I've tried to get that thing stuck in the snow and it refuses.
@@matthews8576 Sounds like you got a great deal. I see many online with +200K miles and they’re still a few grand. Yes, they’re like tanks in the snow. I’m in the Northeast and same thing.
Bringing them to school? Hell, the kids would make ninja stars in metals class!
The scary kid with the hoodie and reserve cigarettes he stole from his mom
@@cumnmrmptaaa4234 Oh I'd see them make ninja stars in class while the teacher was out, and they'd throw them out back just to see how far they'd fly!
Somewhere Mr. Regular's relatives who hosted the 1999 family reunion are watching this video in horror at what he admitted to doing in their bathroom. 🤣🤣
Spat my coffee when he mentioned that! 😂😂
I mean, that's the least worst thing to happen in a bathroom.
Your writing is brilliant and among the best I’ve seen on CZcams for real
This dude is absolutely hysterical! I'm new to the channel and binge watching and every video is fuckin hilarious. Favorite car channel by far.
I want that salesman in the intro to be a recurring character.
"and then the heater core broke"
Did he try punching it? That metal cylinder on the passenger side of the engine bay that's part of the HVAC system. About once a week in winter my Dad's blazer wouldn't have heat. He'd pull over and pop the hood and I'd hop out and punch the top of that thing and the heater would turn on.
I hope you don't mean the drier, it has nothing at all to do with the heat.
@@Eledaraumar I think that is what I would punch. Don't know what to tell you. I'd hit that and the blower would start up. Percussive Maintenance.
What kinda eastern block repair is that
@@Sp1n1985 Repair? When the universal joint snapped (the second time), I yanked the drive shaft out and threw it in the trunk. My dad then put the Blazer in 4wd and drove home on the front wheels. Then he bought another truck. GM quality.
@@PetrolPaladin okay comrade
I had a 1998 GMC Jimmy...I can hear the plastics in this car creak and squeak while watching this video
I have one.I got it for NW winters. It's the best snow vehicle I've ever driven. It's also been the most reliable vehicle I've ever owned. I paid 1100 bucks 6 years ago it had 70,000 miles, now has 155,000 on it.