Jawsh Complains for 29 Minutes and 22 Seconds
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#altrive #pokemon #jawsh - Hry
Dang, this Jawsh guy sure seems like he’d be the kind of dude to get upset about getting wet on “Splash Mountain”.
That Jawsh fellow seems like the kind of guy to get mad about feeling dizzy on a carousel.
that jawsh man seems like the kind of guy to get mad when he isn't hungry anymore after eating
Lucky he didn't
that jawsh lad seems like the kind of guy to get mad about deltarune
@@giganticzombie Cy.
It's been three minutes and Jawsh has already proclaimed that he would go to prison if he had to legally like Deltarune.
Bro why is he so pissed about Deltarune for no reason
@@samt3412 bad
@@samt3412 He's trolling the deltarune fans
@@thelegendofdylan4324 it doesn't even feel like trolling, it seems like he gets genuinely angry at literally anything. Bro went on a 2 minute rant because of Altrive's chicken joke
@@thelegendofdylan4324 the problem with theese two is that i can't tell when they're trolling or actualy voicing their opinion... and i love it
I aspire to be like Jawsh. I want to simultaneously piss people off with my takes while also making them laugh in a way that makes it extremely difficult for them to be mad at me
📠
He's just too emotional for us to match his intensity so all we can do is admire his passion haha
You'll need a comedic parthner
Like a straight man.
Or just be stupid and have logic that cannot comply with reality more than 10 seconds.
Exactly. Oh my god I had no idea how to describe how he makes me feel until I read this comment. What a politician he is.
I’m so, so happy the title wasn’t clickbait. 8 minutes in and Jawsh will not shut up; this is awesome
😐👍
@@shplorf1977 ok
Same
@@Querez8504 😐👍
@@shplorf1977 lol deez
Jawsh seems like the kind of guy who would get in trouble for swearing on stream while his mom was watching.
That's exactly correct cause it's true
He didn't even swear, he said b*lls
@@DatHypnoboi How dare you use such vile language with me, go to your room
@@SmashHistory yes mom, I'm sorry, I won't do it again
I wonder if he would complain about getting wet on Splash Mountain at hit theme park Disney Land
Timestamps:
Jawsh complains: 00:00
Jawsh stops complaining: 29:23
Thanks
thank you, this is incredibly helpful
so true
Appreciate it
Jawsh has the exact energy of a child who watched a 2 hour long youtube video essay and thinks he's smarter than his english teacher.
No he has the energy of an Awesome guy who is Awesome
@@awesomedreamfangames8981 no
@@whyhat ya
@@whyhat ya
@@whyhat ya
Imagine Jawsh learning about visual novels
Jawsh’s explanation of why rpgs suck then saying he likes dagonronpa is so ironic
@@derekkim593 him saying he likes dagonronpa was ironic though
@@derekkim593 He was being ironic. Jawsh hates Dagonronpa more than anything
True, like why not just watch a video
“RPGs aren’t games-they’re just boring”
*-Jawsh, in front of a dude LITERALLY playing an RPG right now*
Mario At The Movies
Low polygon Sephiroth
Mario
Bird
HE WAS ACTUALLY COMPLAINING THE WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT THE TITLE WAS A MEME
I like how usually the videos start off with a funny goof or something but this one just starts off with “this is josh”
Jawsh Is A Goof
The only thing that can calm Jawsh down is his favorite sandwich shop
"I HATE sandwiches I mean seriously though guys it- it- it sucks chat. Chat, CHAT JUST- If I wanted a salad I'll eat a salad, but why the hell would I put that in two bread slices? Because it tastes good? Bread tastes of nothing." - Jawsh, just because you said that.
@@giganticzombie why can I hear it so clearly
It's across from the train station. He can buy everyone lunch, or he can Uber, no problem!
@@giganticzombie missing an "unironically" and a subtle connection to the american political system
@@l9324 and "inherently"
How unprofessional of Altrive to have a crying baby in the background this whole stream
That's showbiz, baby!
During the stream people posted crying baby emotes for at least an hour.
@@PanEquinox Based
That’s a hit!
Please play YIIK with Josh, that would be hilarious. That game is so perfect to piss him off because all that game's flaws are exactly what he was screeching about. That and the best part about this whole thing is Altrive saying that Josh was literally Alex YIIK since all that character does is yell and complain
Would he go down the route of complaining or would he go down the route or pretending that he likes the game over other games? I honestly don’t know myself
Nevermind he might genuinely hate that game, I’d love to see him rip it to shreds honestly
We'd see him vibrate with motion as he physically and audibly cringes at the game
Hope you've been watching altrive's streams cause it was awesome
The best part about Alex YIIK is that Alex YIIK HATES the fact that people all pronounce his game "Yeek" and even went out of the way to state in the opening of his game that it's pronounced "Why Two Kay".
Maybe he should've made graphic design his passion.
Jawsh is litteraly the embodiment of when you show your parents anything and they don’t get it so they lecture you and complain about your generation
Jawsh is the biggest Deltarune fan I’ve ever seen so proud of him go off oomfie , stop liking this comment guys we don’t wanna get Jawsh mad
Jawsh absolutely has his own Deltarune AU written up
@@PointsofData Hit!
God damn, jawsh gets really emotional when talking about deltarune. He must REALLY like it.
He has strong POSITIVE opinions on deltarune that will cause a SHITSTORM ON THE WEB ACTUAL CRIME
Jawsh's personality is hating the things he loves
Tsundere jowsh
This Jawsh guy sure sounds angry and distressed. Hope he's doing well and finds happiness! Or a new SM64 PB
I’m so glad to see that Jawsh is EX-ACTLY how the 3 funny bald men describe him
The video length is 29 minutes and 33 seconds. The title implies that Jawsh ceases his power for just one second to smile and then after continue to unleash his vengeful sun God wrath.
Well no if you look at the video after clicking it will show 29 and 22 seconds, CZcams showed 29 and 33 seconds in the thumbnail
That one second is when he says Danganropa is good
Im excited for the one second of josh not complaining in this video
It’s when he said danganronpa was good
Jawsh when arguing sounds like no one will believe his flat earth theory prove me wrong
What?
I agree!!!
@@thelegendofdylan4324 don't understand? that's a miss
True except jawsh kinda right
Well what he said was actually right all of it
Did you know that “Altrive” and “Jawsh” put together is “katana”
If I rearrange the letters, add new ones, and get rid of the ones I don’t like, what I get is not the joke since I don’t get it
@@jackbudi you don't watch Alpharad Deluxe, unbased and very cringe
@@samt3412 I do, Jo always says he doesn’t get it
Or Altrive does, but I forget they made that joke a few times
@@samt3412 also grrr
@@jackbudi I've been outplayed
Jawsh complaining for nearly 30 minutes its hilarious. And then having altrive there that just instigates the chaos. I love it.
Jawsh's continual complaining about Deltarune is what finally got me to play it. Now I need Jawsh to complain about more things to find more stuff I like.
yeah go ahead and play some yiik bro
@@BalsamicJeebs he'll probably like it
@@hiei7682 i dont think this guy is a yiikhead
@@BalsamicJeebs who really is a yiik head?
@@hiei7682 ME.
My favorite line from josh is "you're the second embodiment of Stalin".
Once I accepted that Jawsh is just a natural baby rager and there was nothing you could do about it, his whining got a lot funnier.
Josh uses the "It's my opinion" defense while malding about someone else's opinion lmao.
Honestly the "just read a book" point is fair, undertale is essentially just walking from dialogue to dialogue
Honestly
True
They could honestly just make an Undertale "Choose Your Own Adventure Book" and it would have the exact same appeal as the base game
While I agree with your statement, there are some good fight sequences (Asgore, Flowey, Asriel, Genocide Undyne, Sans)
Well you would miss the visuals and the music, plus the freedom of choice
“What’s the chickens name?”
“Josh”
“What’s the chickens name?”
“Josh”
“What’s the chickens name?”
“Josh”
DO NOT let this distract you from the fact that Jawsh pooped on a christmas tree
The literal Grinch. Hopefully they stop him this upcoming christmas
It’s so sad to see Josh’s life turn from a tragedy to a comedy right in front of our eyes
The chicken name bit literally made me choke
I don't care whatever Jawsh is railing, or if I agree or disagree with him, I just love seeing Jawsh being inordinately mad
bro when jawsh said "what?" for the second time i legit fell from my chair.
The best thing is that while Jawsh sits there ranting about RPGs, altrive is casually playing an RPG
I have never heard josh be this loud and angry, Altrive knows what buttons to press
I wrote the Scott the woz comment in chat and not a day has gone by without jawsh’s lawyers sending me threats for defamation of jawsh’s character
Also known as an average Jawsh video
A longer than normal* Jawsh video
Jawsh the kind of person to have 2000+ hours on undertale and says it’s bad
you can hear in his voice at 8:10 his speech is muffling like he hasn't swallowed the spit foaming up from talking for a long period of time.
Thank you much.
amazing how jawsh can have the easiest thing to complain about directly in front of him and then complain about deltarune somehow i think he needs an award for bitching
I don’t know why but I genuinely love hearing Jawsh shit on Deltarune.
I love Deltarune and I still agree, it’s hilarious
this is exactly what it sounds like to have a friend who refuses to work on their anger issues
I always though Altrive was exaggerating on Alpharad Deluxe about Jawsh but then I watched this video
This is exactly what was advertised. My favorite part was him admitting to not consuming the stuff he doesn't like.
I don’t know how this is different from you normally playing with Jawsh
Jawsh was yiiking so hard
Lmfao, if Jawsh and Altrive had a podcast where Jawsh just screamed and Altrive egged it on, I would watch every second of it lmfao
Jawsh’s content is really funny to me because he just argues with twitch chat about the most obscure bullshit and then complains about it and other random obscure bullshit
Jawsh doesn’t allow himself to get bullied, he allows himself to get yiiked by his friends
The cutoff at 22:23 made this incredibly funny
Greetings fellow KoroSensei fan
@@SlapStyleAnims hello lol. I like Jojo more but I’m too lazy to change the pfp
HAHAHAH THIS IS TRUE
BIG IF TRUE
AND BASED
the moment jawsh enters alpharad deluxe as a guest things are gonna go crazy
That caricature of Jawsh is starting to seem more like an anatomical diagram.
Jawsh seems like a chill and care-free guy that has been beaten to his breaking point by dogshit media and twitter
Now that I read this back I think Jawsh is actually just the Joker
@@cheapyyyyy this video is a joke. I feel like Josh would have left if he thought that altrive was really getting to him
@@cheapyyyyy he's screaming about deltarune and dangonronpa. The only part that i thought he was geniune about was "cro-magnum"
"RPGs are a symptom of a dying culture, and that's what we have, because people are playing Undertale over YIIK" - Jawsh before listening to any of Alex's voice in YIIK
I love how easily Altrive can just trigger Jawsh
The phrase “the league of legends of video games” transcends humanity
Speaking of Toby Fox, I feel like Jawsh should read Homestuck solely to complain about the entire thing and be miserable
"you gotta be yiiking" golden
ayo jawsum pfp based
@@smelly2897 thanks sunny crab
Josh started fucking FUMING, like literally smoke coming out of his ears as he screams
He started turning a bright crimson red with steam coming out of his ears as he makes a train whistle noise
I can’t believe Alpharad said all of those bad things about Deltarune in this video
Jawsh is malding so hard, and I can't stop laughing
I'm the kinda guy complains a lot and can't shut the fuck up, but oh lord Josh is on another level. I think he would implode just by playing League of Legends
Oh my god I’m only 8 minutes in I feel like I’ve just watch Jawsh physically and mentally collapse beyond repair in real time
jawsh is what paper mario fans think shigeru miyamoto is like
this is genuinely one of my fav vids on this entire channel
You know
I don't think I want to talk to this Jaws guy
Edit: that was a typo but he might as well be called Jaws because he won't shut
Good content that I subscribed for because this is definitely a jawsh moment
the 'whats the name of the chicken' 'jawsh' joke made me laugh harder than i think i ever have in my life
this is the beginning of yiik
"Hi chat we're here with Jawsh" realest words ever spoken
Auber y
He low-key needs to start a podcast in which he just says stuff for two hours every week
Pretty much his streams tbh
we can see a little bit of ourselves in Jawsh
This is gold. This is such a good malding video
Never laughed so hard at you two before omg Jawshes stupid opinions and Altrive just laughing is such a nice pair
True except Jos is right about it all
this is the Jawsh content I've been waiting for
This is the best video because Jawsh is mad the entire time, like it is impressive that one man can seethe this hard for so long. You are too good at egging him on
i legitimately havent laughed this hard in so long thank you
Jawsh complaining is the funniest thing to me, which is good.
That means all his content makes me live longer, since his complaining makes me laugh!
truueee
And now we have YllK: A Postmodern RPG
damn, this Jawsh dude is pretty upset. Cheer up lil bro!
Lol. I think the more accurate title should be "Jawsh spitting straight facts for 29 minutes and 22 seconds."
Straight yiiking
Jawsh seems like the kinda guy who would have his parents force him to watch angryvideogamenerd with them because they caught him watching it
Somehow Jawsh makes listening to someone hating on/ranting about the stuff I like fun
I’m excited for the 1 second where he’s not complaining.
Jawsh: "I'm going to not complain cause that's a possablely"
*Video still has 5 minutes left*
In this video, Jawsh manages to stop complaining for one whole second!
Jawsh's charm is that he's so wrong that you cant be mad at him
He's so right tho
i like how jawsh's mic cut out mid scream when altrive told him he went on thunder mountain
This was the final straw before the joker snapped
This was the moment josh became Heisenberg
Josh’s supervillain origin story
Jawsh is the type of guy who would main fox and complain about how hard melee and claims that fox-marth is like 35-65 after losing to a net play marth
Jawsh playing delta dune was his joker moment.
I love that Jawsh instantly fell in love with the idea of playing YIIK
this is some top tier jawsh content, thank you altrive
Jawsh seems to be unable to live his life due to people enjoying things he doesn’t like. Quite unsigma of him. Does he even know DARK SOULS is an rpg? I smell a fake gamer.
22:27 the scream that broke the continuum
jawsh really had a "Who's on first" moment
jawsh seems like the type of guy who could go to a water park and complain that there's too much water