What Fresh Hell is This? Season 2 episode 47 featuring
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- čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
- Season 2 is here with special guest @scumbagdad , and if you like to watch, the show is now a video podcast (you know you like to watch).
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"Someone hacked into my treadmill."
I f*cking hate living in this timeline.
Yes queen, we stan the one and only Stanzi.
AND SCUMBAG DADDDDD
Stan Zi
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POCHITA THE CHAINSAW DOG
This was a fun episode to listen to, and Binx is so adorable :)
Stanzi is just the perfect amount of don’t give a s***
It feels illegal to be this early to a video- but stanzi is slaying.
I still want Stanzi's Vocabulary as my life script.
This was hilarious 🤣🤣 so excited for you to start video podcasts, i couldn't stop wheezing after you mentioned scrooge making rudolph into a blanket 😭
Hiii I love your shorts/videos so much! Always witty and funny
Caught this earlier and it was awesome!
This feels so authentic and chill i love it
Yooo! So hyped this is on CZcams, couldn't find it on other platforms
Hilarious pod!
Ngl the chance of some random crouton hacking into a treadmill is why I'll never get smart appliances. Imagine if they hacked a smart fridge. Crazy world.
THIS SLAPPED y'all! All the good feels your ways!
Damnnn why they hackin into your treadmill fml. I'd be scarred and never exercise. My new fave excuse
Yesss! So happy your podcast is finally on your youtube channel! Will you upload the others? I want to bingeeee 😁
HI STANZI!
Hi I was just wondering if you could put your podcast into a playlist! I've been wanting to watch but from the beginning!
Yes pleaee talk about Everywhere Everything All at Once, love your art!
Cris Angel shade I love seeing my High School’s most famous alumnus get dragged
The crossover I never knew I needsd
Great episode
Please do more video podcasts!
BONJOUR ILY STANZI
Keep us updated on the hacking situation.
YES, slkskskskslsl, Hi Stanzi! Thanks for always posting amazing content! Love your podcast, and you’re hilarious! Lol anyways, enjoyed the podcast :)
I'm from New York City. I'm going to see if I can catch one of your shows, Stanzi
No fuckin way, he’s from iowa too? Small world, right on
Yassssssss stanziiii
HELLO STANZI!!
First?
Also this already seems very fun to watch bro.
You and Joe Rogan are my favorite podcast :)
Not the treadmill getting hacked
Stoked you're doing video now! Who would we talk to about getting you on our upcoming podcast "PopCultist?" Do you go through Pod People or do you have a seperate agent?
That's why the president can't have a peloton
I saw the treadmill story on twitter lmao, was genuinely the weirdest experience because I thought you were joking
I ❤ My Scumbag Dad! Of course Stanzi is friends with him 😂
This is such a weird crossover. Like why do I know these two people and they also know each other? I thought we were all weird enough that the venn diagram wouldn't be a circle?
Hacked or haunted
What kind of treadmill do you have?
What hell is stanzi
When's the wedding? I know what you're thinking and yes. It's normal to marry your friends.
Where's season 1?
Like 666. Very fitting
Hello
@Stanzipotenza this feels like a scam so no ,sorry if its real
noice
hi! im gay.
me too
Hi gay, we have the same name! Cool.
Hi I'm also gay♐
I love Stanzi, but I’m not sure how I feel about guests. They change the vibe of the show and shed a little too much light on how goddamn exhausting CZcamsrs/Tiktokers can be. It’s like watching a bad comedian trying out his tight five on you.
Stanzi is more like an everyday misanthrope to me, and less like a social media influencer…but I am only 8 minutes in and already fuckin exhausted.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew...wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a bee who’s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, I’m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he could’ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa...Whooo...wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that’s why they say we don’t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under * the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT’D) Well Adam, today we are men. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Bee-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adam’s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished bees...please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium. The podium has a sign that reads: “Welcome Graduating Class of:”, with train-station style flipping numbers after it. BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class of... The numbers on the podium change to 9:15. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) ...9:15. (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries. BARRY Are we going to pick our job today? ADAM I heard it’s just orientation. The rows of chairs change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walks off stage. BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up! Here we go. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - “FACTORY” FEMALE VOICE (V.O) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what it’s going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Barry shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: “Honex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group.” TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is it! The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory. BARRY (CONT’D) Wow. TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this... Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 7. TRUDY (CONT’D) ...soothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all know as... EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) H-o-n-e-y. Trudy flips the flask into the crowd, and laughs as they all scramble for it. ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching