Please, Don't Touch Anything ALL ENDINGS

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  • čas přidán 9. 02. 2016
  • Well, all except Ending 1 which involves not touching anything.
    EDIT 9-6-17: Holy crap 42000 views. This is literally 99% of my view count. Thank you.
    EDITEDIT 6-10-2023: 277k, wow.
    FOR MY PORTUGUESE-SPEAKING FRIENDS::
    Pareci ter ganhado um pouco de público brasileiro / falante de língua portuguesa com esse vídeo. Eu gostaria de poder conversar com todos vocês, mas não falo o idioma.
    Obrigado por ver meus vídeos e sinto-me à vontade para enviar comentários e tentarei traduzi-los o melhor possível.
  • Hry

Komentáře • 349

  • @damiansmith5294
    @damiansmith5294 Před 6 lety +254

    19:35 Glory to Arstotzka!

  • @eeveiv8582
    @eeveiv8582 Před 5 lety +183

    11:25 top moment

  • @fanter6760
    @fanter6760 Před 4 lety +92

    This machine is the true SCP 001

  • @igi1225
    @igi1225 Před 7 lety +247

    GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

  • @tango6369
    @tango6369 Před 2 lety +30

    such a wonderful game. the nostalgia it fills me with is profound

    • @delirium3467
      @delirium3467 Před 6 měsíci

      Good old time… i remember being so scared as a kid watching the heart baby thing ending..

  • @augustomegaz9190
    @augustomegaz9190 Před 3 lety +26

    2019: ends
    All good stuff: 0:40

  • @TypicalBLKW
    @TypicalBLKW Před 5 lety +93

    11:32 FEETUS YEETUS COMMIT SELF DELITUS

    • @sentientgoose1020
      @sentientgoose1020 Před 3 lety

      thats a shrimp

    • @redactedcookies5360
      @redactedcookies5360 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@sentientgoose1020 I have never seen a shrimp that looks like a baby made out of pure flesh with no skin-

  • @mini_tinibrasil3429
    @mini_tinibrasil3429 Před 3 lety +27

    10:15 hora de jogar City Boom

  • @raibauwu5647
    @raibauwu5647 Před 4 lety +54

    18:10 my favorite ending

    • @chips2569
      @chips2569 Před 4 lety

      Your Senpai mine too bc of the music

  • @Valliac
    @Valliac  Před 7 lety +77

    I have no idea how this hit 10K views, but thank you.
    EDIT: wtf 90k

  • @desireemanalo9694
    @desireemanalo9694 Před 3 lety +13

    I’m impressed, you had learned all the basics, although you have not made a vr version, I loved it so much, and the graphics of the game in the video is so good, you better put a resulting comment for this game so when you made the video I wished it would have better graphics and everyone would also love your videos, thanks for the videos!!!!

  • @amogus7
    @amogus7 Před 4 lety +9

    19:45 look at stop-frame
    Edit: from 1 fast play-pause

  • @salt8889
    @salt8889 Před 7 lety +6

    Nice video! Definitely what I was looking for!

  • @CarlosAM1
    @CarlosAM1 Před 5 lety +15

    2018 and still watching.
    And if you are on 2019... hi future stranger! Hows the world?
    Edit: According to some people from 2020 there seems to be a global pandemic, this did not age well.

    • @Valliac
      @Valliac  Před 5 lety +4

      No better, but we're still here.

    • @LarryCucumber
      @LarryCucumber Před 4 lety

      Too tru

    • @LarryCucumber
      @LarryCucumber Před 4 lety

      @@Valliac also, is this your most popular video?

    • @Valliac
      @Valliac  Před 4 lety +1

      @@LarryCucumber seems like it.

    • @microbialdoormat
      @microbialdoormat Před 4 lety

      Wow. Imagine if someone sees this in 2020. If so, hello!

  • @kevinhoang87
    @kevinhoang87 Před 6 lety +102

    you looking them up brah?

  • @julius00
    @julius00 Před 7 lety +65

    a coffe machine ;-;

    • @flopees9991
      @flopees9991 Před 7 lety

      caio victor vc é o mesmo do imscared do Alan?
      o q eu respondi

    • @flopees9991
      @flopees9991 Před 7 lety

      caio victor não é não malz

    • @julius00
      @julius00 Před 7 lety

      Flops não sei talvez sim talvez nao

    • @Valliac
      @Valliac  Před 7 lety +9

      imscared was more of a horror game than anything else. This a is more of a goofy puzzle game.
      Imscared era mais um jogo de horror do que qualquer outra coisa. Este é mais um jogo de quebra-cabeça pateta.
      Desculpe, tive que usar um tradutor.

    • @flopees9991
      @flopees9991 Před 7 lety

      Valliac eu confundi ele com outro doge desculpa

  • @mkaybois2942
    @mkaybois2942 Před 4 lety +26

    18:36 Stanley Parable Reference?

    • @pestmant
      @pestmant Před 4 lety +1

      Juan Christopher yep

    • @gcawesome2482
      @gcawesome2482 Před 2 lety +1

      The Stanley parable is one of my favourite games, I love the reference

  • @theawesomemogor420
    @theawesomemogor420 Před 2 lety +4

    11:29 *Mr. Le Bloody Demonic Fetus appears.*

  • @ryannclaudiomouramagalhaes2000

    19:28 i got the reference

  • @dalekwarrior6515
    @dalekwarrior6515 Před 5 lety +15

    19:28 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

  • @m1co294
    @m1co294 Před 5 lety +19

    19:29 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!

  • @vysec-3243
    @vysec-3243 Před 5 lety +24

    15:33 OMG OMG I WANT ALL OF DEM NOW

    • @dummy_the_mannnn
      @dummy_the_mannnn Před 5 lety +1

      Krage B's Channel you want demon-possessed abandoned city buildings?

    • @vysec-3243
      @vysec-3243 Před 5 lety

      @@dummy_the_mannnn YES YES YEEEEEEEES DEY R CUTE SLIME

    • @dummy_the_mannnn
      @dummy_the_mannnn Před 5 lety

      Krage B's Channel uhhhhhhh ok then.

  • @luigifan4393
    @luigifan4393 Před 4 lety +17

    19:29 papers please

  • @Nightshift10000
    @Nightshift10000 Před 5 lety +67

    So basically if you hit the button 20 or so times it becomes “The History Eraser Button” or just shuts the machine off, huh. P.S. love the Cthulhu & Demonic Shodan endings

  • @Raskat1234
    @Raskat1234 Před 7 lety +33

    11:25 music please

    • @Valliac
      @Valliac  Před 7 lety +8

      Original OST - The Essence of Machines - /watch?v=knPVJ9rj5dM

    • @amythomas7825
      @amythomas7825 Před 6 lety +3

      Omg thanks

    • @ambiiooo
      @ambiiooo Před 4 lety +2

      Valliac tyy

  • @rayfluffos
    @rayfluffos Před 5 lety +1

    Obrigado cara

  • @akosorosz7453
    @akosorosz7453 Před 3 lety +12

    11:14 is probably why you're here

  • @genericskeleton8563
    @genericskeleton8563 Před 8 lety +15

    Thank you!

  • @Phobofeelia
    @Phobofeelia Před 5 lety +6

    I now find it facinating that all beauty marks on my body end up in a triangle.

    • @emirkara8660
      @emirkara8660 Před 4 lety

      Its MuggyOutside is the İLLUMİNATİ

  • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
    @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard Před 5 lety +17

    11:29 It Lives in a nutshell

  • @chips2569
    @chips2569 Před 4 lety +11

    1:50 i like that music

  • @tutu38ao11
    @tutu38ao11 Před 2 lety +1

    How did you came up with the code for 24:23

  • @psychopato3629
    @psychopato3629 Před 5 lety

    How you have discovered the colors code?

  • @FuroskiGoRawr
    @FuroskiGoRawr Před 2 lety +1

    what did you even do on the clock ending-

  • @orlandoteixeira9078
    @orlandoteixeira9078 Před 3 lety +12

    Well technically you didn’t touch anything because of the Pauli Exclusion Principle, your atoms repulsive forces did, but not you

  • @Rivwe
    @Rivwe Před 3 lety

    just noticed this video was uploaded on my 11th bday

  • @t_h_e__e_n_d
    @t_h_e__e_n_d Před 4 lety +6

    11:25 i like this music

  • @Solongsocialmedia
    @Solongsocialmedia Před 5 lety +5

    13:48
    Vader: HI, IMA BLOW U UP CUZ IM VADAR!!!

  • @jbmusic1118
    @jbmusic1118 Před 4 lety +9

    18:14 *Song?*

    • @camilo23rm
      @camilo23rm Před 4 lety +1

      Please, don't touch anything ost - Leviathan

  • @obidadkenobi1404
    @obidadkenobi1404 Před 3 lety +2

    Also the 666 ending with the happy buildings it affects the creepy ending picture on the right
    *eyes become red and gets horns*

  • @tsukai7147
    @tsukai7147 Před 3 lety +1

    I need help for the 12:26 one, am I supposed to wait till' the clocks get to the north?

    • @obidadkenobi1404
      @obidadkenobi1404 Před 3 lety

      Just adjust your time to 11:59:50 and wait 10 secs

    • @obidadkenobi1404
      @obidadkenobi1404 Před 3 lety

      It's harder though because the printed pattern is always different so yeah

  • @osmanefe4618
    @osmanefe4618 Před 4 lety +1

    Cool video :)

  • @tayasminlins5178
    @tayasminlins5178 Před 3 lety

    Eu sou horrível em decorar números e letras/I'm horrible at decorating numbers and letters

  • @obidadkenobi1404
    @obidadkenobi1404 Před 3 lety +1

    Ok *WHAT THE FRICK I GET SCARED WHEN THAT AWAITING INPUT SHOWS UP*

  • @axvitation
    @axvitation Před 7 lety +1

    Uh did you use the wiki to do this? Nvm just asking cause I just want to know....

    • @Valliac
      @Valliac  Před 7 lety

      Noscoper Ultra Sans/roblox gaming for one or two of them yes.
      I wanted to make sure I got the right sequence or otherwise I'd be going down a whole different path of endings I didn't want.

    • @axvitation
      @axvitation Před 7 lety

      okay

    • @Valliac
      @Valliac  Před 7 lety +4

      The other thing is, while I did use the wiki for 1 or 2 endings, there's also no vids that I could find for all endings that had people who wouldn't shut the fuck up over them.
      So while 99% of my other videos have talking, this is my one video so people can see all the endings without a ton of commentary.

    • @benjanegesek8643
      @benjanegesek8643 Před 7 lety +1

      thank you

  • @axelgameplays6106
    @axelgameplays6106 Před 7 lety +12

    1:52 shit that scary

  • @vinnycrimson
    @vinnycrimson Před 6 lety +9

    Babeh fetus song/Theme/OST *Idk how to really call it XD* _The Essence Of Machines_
    Hope i helped! =D

  • @bububu-bu_bu-bubu
    @bububu-bu_bu-bubu Před 3 lety +12

    このゲームよりゲームの音楽が落ち着く

    • @moisespleytez
      @moisespleytez Před rokem +1

      He say something like that: This game has a music less heavy than his is (sorry, only 390 days in Duolingo english and japanese :'v)

  • @danialopptionallimran605

    You need more subscribers!

  • @blackshark9749
    @blackshark9749 Před 5 lety

    Nice ^^

  • @paturo7024
    @paturo7024 Před 3 lety +1

    how many time pass in the cut from here 12:51? pls answer

    • @leoelpro4874
      @leoelpro4874 Před 3 měsíci

      0:00

    • @paturo7024
      @paturo7024 Před 3 měsíci

      @@leoelpro4874 dude its been 3 years you dont have to answer 💀💀

  • @theikeabird
    @theikeabird Před 5 lety

    i m late but how do i get all my clocks/timers to all have the green light???

    • @Valliac
      @Valliac  Před 5 lety +2

      iirc, your computer's clock has to be at midnight.

  • @polskabrytania9547
    @polskabrytania9547 Před 5 lety +8

    1:56

  • @tutu38ao11
    @tutu38ao11 Před 2 lety +1

    How did u come up with the 4020 code in 17:20

    • @Valliac
      @Valliac  Před 2 lety +2

      24th - Ocean Ending
      Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
      Enter the code I III II II III I (1 3 2 2 3 1) in the new panel to reveal a lever.
      Pull the lever to the right to reveal a two-digit panel with the word Bender on it.
      Enter 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 into the panel.
      Water springs out of the ground and a boat sails on the newly created sea.
      Requires completing game

  • @saint_gb5845
    @saint_gb5845 Před 5 lety +4

    How to play city boom?

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 Před 7 měsíci

      take the hammer open the drawer also type 8008 in the numpad and then insert the red thing that says city boom into the hole under the 2 arrows in the time machine

  • @rauligvg
    @rauligvg Před 3 lety

    How to do the 17th

  • @jasonphilpott8594
    @jasonphilpott8594 Před 7 lety +1

    why is ur photo temmie

  • @muriilouwu
    @muriilouwu Před 4 lety

    Video muito bom

  • @carecacabeludoblehb
    @carecacabeludoblehb Před 6 lety +9

    PLEASE JESUS STAY WITH ME

  • @tanghuachen7274
    @tanghuachen7274 Před měsícem

    If the red thing touches the restart lever. YOU LOSE

  • @jorgelopezroman5147
    @jorgelopezroman5147 Před 5 lety +1

    12:06 What does this refer to?

    • @lightyagami7109
      @lightyagami7109 Před 4 lety

      The alien is 5563 subject 559 and it was a worm like creature

  • @ahmetbey701
    @ahmetbey701 Před 7 lety +19

    hes looking at youtube

    • @iamagamer5777
      @iamagamer5777 Před 7 lety +1

      Ahmet Bey that true he is just searching it up without anyone knowing
      besides you can tell by taking a little while to do something 😧
      But in the other hand nice video who ever did not press Read more is an idiot
      those people who did press read more is smart and nozy cause what if I say something top
      secret...
      But wait there's more! not saying it's a bad video just saying he/she is searching
      the answers...wich makes the video more faster...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔yeah😆
      so much editing my sentences...I should stop..
      LOL I forgot what was I was going to type..😅😐🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
      🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔ahhhh forget it🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😑😐WHAT WAS IT 😲

    • @IronIsKing
      @IronIsKing Před 5 lety

      @@mrgcat4337 Please don't say that.

    • @ozcari1924
      @ozcari1924 Před 5 lety

      yeah

    • @ruinernergigante5085
      @ruinernergigante5085 Před 3 lety

      Kanıtın ne gerizekalı?

  • @whismoonawknomyy
    @whismoonawknomyy Před 5 lety

    I'm freaked out in the illuminatti one cuz it crashes your game

  • @brycemcdonald817
    @brycemcdonald817 Před 8 lety

    he already did the waiting one without the video

  • @kapzduke
    @kapzduke Před 3 lety

    why are there no timestamps

  • @Alfiesmum2013
    @Alfiesmum2013 Před 2 lety

    When is blood baby ending

  • @ethancolle4222
    @ethancolle4222 Před 3 lety

    30 endings?

  • @MikkeConDobleK
    @MikkeConDobleK Před 4 lety

    What i can do in the minute 13:40 idk

  • @emiliorobledo3548
    @emiliorobledo3548 Před 4 lety +4

    15:31 good ending

  • @meruian5463
    @meruian5463 Před 7 lety +8

    anyone else got freaked out at 11:31 ???

  • @irritatingidiott
    @irritatingidiott Před 4 lety +4

    19:28 Paper,Please

  • @danonaogames6405
    @danonaogames6405 Před 3 lety +2

    1:50 surprise

  • @adamrizkymubarak
    @adamrizkymubarak Před 6 lety +2

    VR version was here

    • @adamrizkymubarak
      @adamrizkymubarak Před 6 lety

      And that 23 dislikes is some persons are not reading the desc bc theres no first ending

  • @georges2773
    @georges2773 Před 5 lety

    I like the song to

  • @Colorscope33
    @Colorscope33 Před 8 měsíci

    Not the 312213?

  • @yamenosama9496
    @yamenosama9496 Před 6 lety +2

    all the time its was a coffee machine

  • @monkeyhater9000
    @monkeyhater9000 Před 2 lety

    Game name: Please, dont touch anything
    Us: *dont mind if i do*

  • @obidadkenobi1404
    @obidadkenobi1404 Před 3 lety

    *every 10 restarts the plane game starts*

  • @Lord_The_Dragon
    @Lord_The_Dragon Před 3 lety

    Eu não entendi o do relógio
    I didint understand the clock ending

  • @jaxpianoteacher
    @jaxpianoteacher Před 3 lety

    So you going t Africa?, because that elifant looks like from Africa ya know how I know that, because I was born there ‘v’

  • @alexm7777
    @alexm7777 Před 2 lety

    Why didn't you show the Pacifist ending?

  • @viniciusvilarribeiro4867
    @viniciusvilarribeiro4867 Před 5 lety +3

    Glory to Artotzka

  • @Discwriter
    @Discwriter Před 3 lety +1

    3:43
    This Game Was Released Too Early For Me to Make This Remark

  • @ikkidragneel6793
    @ikkidragneel6793 Před 6 lety +3

    glory to artozska

  • @marinasutlovic8159
    @marinasutlovic8159 Před 5 lety

    moor good in vr

  • @KENANDBEN098
    @KENANDBEN098 Před rokem +1

    11:56 blood baby

  • @amogus7
    @amogus7 Před 4 lety +1

    1:50 Primitive creepypasta that not creepypasta with screamers

  • @mateussemh7464
    @mateussemh7464 Před 4 lety

    13:38 why 3232323 ?

  • @Smart1k
    @Smart1k Před 3 lety +1

    I didn't know this game was made in Russia!

  • @melissalichty6796
    @melissalichty6796 Před 7 lety

    YESSSSSS

  • @M1ss1ng_St4r
    @M1ss1ng_St4r Před 3 lety +1

    25 endings
    25 minutes of the video

  • @DogXLoc
    @DogXLoc Před 3 lety

    Ele estava vendo video

  • @mraa9938
    @mraa9938 Před 5 lety +4

    *WE HAVE A CITY TO BURN*
    03:40
    ~CYBERPUNK 2077~

  • @bidi238
    @bidi238 Před 7 měsíci

    3:39 welcome to the further

  • @redstuntdouble9379
    @redstuntdouble9379 Před 4 lety +2

    Isn’t there a Stanley parable ending?

  • @MikuLoverHachune
    @MikuLoverHachune Před 6 lety

    THE cross wont work for me!!

  • @tanghuachen7274
    @tanghuachen7274 Před měsícem

    Geuss what's the logo? 12:05

    • @Valliac
      @Valliac  Před měsícem +1

      If you know what they are, let me know. I've done some looking and they appear to be just pictures, nothing to do with any puzzles.

    • @tanghuachen7274
      @tanghuachen7274 Před měsícem

      Screw driver and birth and a knife

    • @tanghuachen7274
      @tanghuachen7274 Před měsícem

      ​@@Valliac12:07

    • @tanghuachen7274
      @tanghuachen7274 Před měsícem

      12:11 ?

  • @itz_edu4rdo23_yt
    @itz_edu4rdo23_yt Před 3 lety +6

    1:51 you have failed the vibe check

  • @Cnhportgazwithin
    @Cnhportgazwithin Před rokem

    Yin Yang has good music

  • @cruzpower
    @cruzpower Před 5 lety

    Ooooopoppop