"The legends my greatfather told me, about relics of infinite power, one of them was a wand called "The Picture of Perfect Destruction", and it was told to be the one who'd end this world one day".
one of my best runs cast black holes that cast more black holes upon contacting something with a huge speed buff, activate it once and everything on the level is gone, sadly after I made it I couldn't find another shop almost constant falling after that.
Just got Noita today. Not disappointed at all. It feels like the Binding of Isaac wanted to be Terraria, dropped some LSD, and said "What could go wrong?"
I've recently learned the value of "wand that deletes everything in front of you in a controlled manner." However, it isn't as fun as "wand that deletes you and everything else in a really cool manner"!
Nobody can blame you for screwing around with that laser beam wand. That was just incredibly satisfying to watch as the entire world just ceased to exist wherever you walked
10:44 A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
>the gods have angered YOU
*"You're talking mad shit for a divine presence within 60ft"*
Mad doom vibes
Fun fact: if you do an absurd amount of damage, I think it's over one million, with a single projectile you'll get a message that the gods are afraid.
@@ryanstewart2289 also if u make an infinite casted projectile they say "the gods are impressed!"
"The legends my greatfather told me, about relics of infinite power, one of them was a wand called "The Picture of Perfect Destruction", and it was told to be the one who'd end this world one day".
*Monster comes near caster*
Caster with BRRRT Wand: *DELETE*
*delet
This whole video is just building a wand that's just like "yeah fuck everything in that general direction"
Except for that laser beam wand, which is "fuck exactly that thing and every obstacle in its path"
When are we getting the wand of "fuck everything regardless of direction"
@@liahmmessinger3753 you mean that wand: 29:25?
That’s the fun, and why I feel that a respawn mod is necessary. It allows you to fuck about with a powerful wand without much care.
@@somedude6833 Rougelike/Lite idk,anyway.
That's why no fun..
I love the Michael Bay horn every time you fire the thunder wand
Not taking "always cast nuke" when offered is against the spirit of Noita.
16:38 sounds of pure happiness
Those happy noises! :D
17:15 that one basically just deletes existence. not even the gods could defeat it
one of my best runs cast black holes that cast more black holes upon contacting something with a huge speed buff, activate it once and everything on the level is gone, sadly after I made it I couldn't find another shop almost constant falling after that.
The hole makes holes
now that is some plot hole right there!
29:04 this is like a dragon ball z scene
YOU CANNOT KILL ME! I AM OMEGA!
5:33 now THAT’S laser piss.
10:50 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT *OBAMA*
what about 16:21?
@@hamsterdam1942 that’s SUPER laser piss!
That god wand with all the chaos sounds so cool when fired
Thank you for the laser world deletion asmr kind sir I will now sleep to the sounds of death
29 minutes of picture gushing at how pretty his laser wand is? sign me right up
Lead dev:"Okay, we've got an intricate, deep item system. Steve, how the balancing going on?
Steve:"What?"
Samuel: You Can't Just Shoot A Hole Into The Surface Of Mars
Picture Perfect proceeds to core the planet at 17.50
My dad seeing him deleting the world over my shoulder: “Is that allowed?”
1:25 “NO FULL-AUTO IN THE BUILDINGS BRO!”
That's not full auto!
Just got Noita today. Not disappointed at all. It feels like the Binding of Isaac wanted to be Terraria, dropped some LSD, and said "What could go wrong?"
He takes terraforming to a whole new level.
Deforming you mean
He could technically destroy the whole world and refill it with it snow
i have never seen this game. EVER. i watched from the moment you found the wand around 15mn. at 16:48 i understood the boost and laughed with you haha
16:03 The lag switch wand
Monster: exists
This guy: *THEN PERISH*
enemy: breaths
Wand: Fuck everything in that general direction
Walls: OPTIONAL
that is the safest god wand I've ever seen
When you think you're using excessive force, use more.
I've recently learned the value of "wand that deletes everything in front of you in a controlled manner." However, it isn't as fun as "wand that deletes you and everything else in a really cool manner"!
17:15 Fuck and everything in that general direction.
I see you come from that video as well
you know you got a decently good wand when it drops you to 30 fps when you fire
Ya know what this is the true "I cast F*ck everything in that general direction"
This run is the definition of "fuck everything on this side of the map in particular"
Nobody can blame you for screwing around with that laser beam wand. That was just incredibly satisfying to watch as the entire world just ceased to exist wherever you walked
Definitely a Noita moment
Good content, good narration, literally awesome wand.
@20:44 Bruh thats Rasengan.
How in the world did that earthquake cast not destroy the floor you were under
imagine not knowing a thing about this game and trying to understand a concept from this video
me rn
i got it i watched videos about it i like it but i dont understand anything tbh
10:44 A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
That's some Dragonball type bullshit right there.
It's the wand equivalent of Vegeta's Final Flash.
Ways to liquidate your enemies.
The laser wand is like one of those Instagram "oddly satisfying" videos
Two words. Magic. Eraser.
sand: be vibing
dood: ACTIVATUS DELETUS
Me to my barber: Just a bit off the top, please.
My barber: 22:45
Wow. Just... Amazing.
Now that... is the wand of "F**k everything in that direction"!
"A weapon to surpass.... Metal Gear"
Moses may have split the sea but my man split the planet!
You went from a pinpoint laser drill to...an oblitirator
ur on the screen u get the beam
When your weapon is also a means of propulsion
One time I got a wand with always cast 4 orbiting Larpas used it for black hole digging and now digging has never felt the same
when Sozin's Comet hits
i love your laugh its so nice
You should have used a spell wrap with your two manas to make it 4 manas.
4 lumi, extend duration, damage plus, chaotic path... I dub this wand build "the four thousand fingers of fear"
3:46 This wand can now piss with lasers
I cast "fuck everything in that general direction"
I cast, "FUCK EVERYTHING IN THAT GENERAL DIRECTION!"
Dragon Ball Z fights be like: 29:03
I cast "fuck everything in that general direction!"
what a GOD
Constantly checking the video length to see when he’ll end himself.
You lucky man.
yep the wand will be named as "Fuck Everything In That General Direction"
Ah...bliss.
That's too much power for a man... >:))))
"Minä's super laser piss"
That is straight up literally Avada Kedavra.
0:19 *Valve theme plays*
11:05 maybe that's why magic is banned from our reality. ;)
I cast: Instant crater
Haha chainsaw go BRRRRR
Gotta dl this later
was putting a comment but only after i posted it i realised it wasnt original
No full auto on buildings!!
Hogwarts: Yo nigga, you want a scholarship for Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Sometimes Noita takes pity and gives you a good run.
COOL
why all the locations look so clean? is it a mod? i need this
This was uploaded 3 years ago, so it just an old version
Fucking wizards, man
зашибенный лазер)))) класс!
WAND NAME: 『WORLD DELETER』
where is the death
fkin avada kedavra
I PRESENT TO YOU MY KOST COMPLEX AND EFFECTIVE SPELL TO DATE!
*FUCK EVERYTHING*
Never heard of this game, but it looks fun.
how did you die??????????
This is a game about magic wands
L A S E R G U N