Who needs this black knife package?

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  • čas přidán 9. 04. 2024

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  • @Gelshadow-ll
    @Gelshadow-ll  Před 19 dny +1020

    Worldwide free shipping
    Link in www.gelshadow.com
    Same link in BIO

  • @mdabirmolla8399
    @mdabirmolla8399 Před 15 dny +6201

    Me showing the intruder in my house my "SELF DEFENCE" collection:

  • @retardomilos982
    @retardomilos982 Před 13 dny +1666

    Ah yes, the beginners loadout for the london battle royal ☕👌

    • @J_vr.13
      @J_vr.13 Před 13 dny +16

      Broo theres no wayyy😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NotingandBoring
      @NotingandBoring Před 13 dny +12

      Little shanky on London's streets mate

    • @igr641
      @igr641 Před 13 dny +9

      oi bruv tha's roight how'd y'know?

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer Před 12 dny +1

      Engarde!!!

    • @dylantaaffe4195
      @dylantaaffe4195 Před 12 dny

      yeah the more advanced chavs carry machetes lvl 100 chavs

  • @kingdorm2001
    @kingdorm2001 Před 9 dny +306

    My local government would kidnap my entire family if I'd order that shit

    • @MrReliable-qb5om
      @MrReliable-qb5om Před 7 dny +2

      bro where do you live?

    • @jafarkaviani7457
      @jafarkaviani7457 Před 7 dny +1

      Baku, Azerbaijan?

    • @MrReliable-qb5om
      @MrReliable-qb5om Před 6 dny +1

      @@jafarkaviani7457 North Korea
      ???

    • @KaleuU664
      @KaleuU664 Před 6 dny +1

      here in Germany the same shit!

    • @jafarkaviani7457
      @jafarkaviani7457 Před 6 dny

      @@MrReliable-qb5om north Korea more better cos more honest)) They don't even hide their essence of dictatorship and what's why better than Azerbaijan but doing same shit

  • @Fich69
    @Fich69 Před 10 dny +51

    Bro got the London starter pack😂😂😂

  • @user-rg7zo1bf5w
    @user-rg7zo1bf5w Před 16 dny +6041

    После всей этой самообороны ты оказался на пороге в хату

    • @moiGospodin-kp6sn
      @moiGospodin-kp6sn Před 16 dny +176

      Электрошокер и перцовый баллончик, вот это вещь. Хотя достаточно перцовки.

    • @user-vc7kg9in9h
      @user-vc7kg9in9h Před 16 dny +162

      Тут за половину вещей присесть можно..

    • @erodiev
      @erodiev Před 16 dny

      ​@@user-vc7kg9in9hну если ножом тыкнуть, то можно, а так это дешёвые поделки из Китая, а на электрошокер налепили просто бисер, у меня таких шокеров коробка и стоили они оптом 200-300 рублей

    • @topananas3983
      @topananas3983 Před 15 dny

      @@user-vc7kg9in9h чел, ты ебанутый что ли? Тут только кастет нельзя, вот заебали уже такие как ты, нихуя не знают что высрать свое тупоголовое мнение надо больше всех
      Вам же могут и поверить, не знающие
      Приучайте себя к тому что на вашем мнение лежит ответственность, если вы конечно себя уважаете

    • @user-vg4wi7nm1f
      @user-vg4wi7nm1f Před 15 dny +23

      ​@@user-vc7kg9in9hза использование не по назначению, или просто за наличие и ношение?

  • @willjohn5643
    @willjohn5643 Před 13 dny +357

    Bro is getting ready to live in London 💀

  • @drgnfsh9006
    @drgnfsh9006 Před 10 dny +268

    The fact the knife cut the box beneath the plastic hurt my soul a little

  • @corriblehunt4554
    @corriblehunt4554 Před 10 dny +27

    in the UK, that box is about 20 years jail time

    • @rootuser7206
      @rootuser7206 Před 7 dny

      Laughing while opening my mail with a handgun.

  • @user-zd2xh6ud4w
    @user-zd2xh6ud4w Před 14 dny +679

    The fact that the box says black and it was full of self-defense 😅😂

  • @Kylear55
    @Kylear55 Před 12 dny +332

    “Ay! Look at my new flashlight!”
    “Oops.. Wrong button…”

  • @og_kushwhacked
    @og_kushwhacked Před 6 dny +2

    I think all us Berserk fans were thinking the exact same thing with the first blade... We gotta start our own Black Swordsman arcs. 💀

  • @LeiserWombat
    @LeiserWombat Před 6 dny +1

    Bro got a whole army equiped with that 😅

  • @AdiLPTV
    @AdiLPTV Před 12 dny +422

    ,,You got a pen?"
    ,,Sure."
    Pang pang pang! 💀

    • @devindewet3876
      @devindewet3876 Před 12 dny

      Pang pang pang translates to “more and more” 😂

    • @dkod9vZ123
      @dkod9vZ123 Před 11 dny +1

      Переводчик:pang pang pang- всё больше и больше.😂

    • @AdiLPTV
      @AdiLPTV Před 11 dny +1

      Translator is going places. 😂

  • @raghav5074
    @raghav5074 Před 13 dny +57

    57 missed calls from batman for 1000 orders

  • @omaryy9998
    @omaryy9998 Před 10 dny +1

    This is the most American thing i have ever seen

  • @absolutemalkavian4974
    @absolutemalkavian4974 Před 6 dny +1

    Batman finally released his "crwod control tools" for the public

  • @kwanezzix
    @kwanezzix Před 16 dny +427

    Любовь к ножам это покупать ножи чтобы открывать ими посылку с ножами

  • @rhynotank9043
    @rhynotank9043 Před 15 dny +158

    The third is the only somewhat usable one if majority of them weren't illegal to have

    • @atasliepins3074
      @atasliepins3074 Před 15 dny

      For real tho

    • @Grant_893
      @Grant_893 Před 15 dny

      fr

    • @Galihslebew87
      @Galihslebew87 Před 15 dny

      Is it illegal to have all of this in our house in America?

    • @rhynotank9043
      @rhynotank9043 Před 14 dny +7

      @@Galihslebew87 I'm not from America so I don't know the laws but I do know majority of countries do not allow weapons with hidden blade in them such as switch blades or gravity knives for example

    • @Hox5241
      @Hox5241 Před 14 dny +1

      That is not true. You can't conceal carry some of these but some you can open carry (for some reason lmao)

  • @ghost7908
    @ghost7908 Před 11 dny +3

    Meanwhile, the box - why are you doing this to me?

  • @Aric2607
    @Aric2607 Před dnem +1

    We boutta go out on 24/7 with these 🗣️🗣️🔥💯

  • @user-fs3wz9zy6p
    @user-fs3wz9zy6p Před 15 dny +319

    Есть великое русское выражение: После понадовщины один гибнет на месте, второй по дороге в реанимацию....

  • @kollekcioner86
    @kollekcioner86 Před 15 dny +265

    Ух ты! Целая коробка говёного алюминия!!!

    • @CugutEfim
      @CugutEfim Před 15 dny

      BLACK PENCILS 👉👌

    • @Nexialistavz
      @Nexialistavz Před 14 dny +10

      На самом деле

    • @Nasvai69
      @Nasvai69 Před 14 dny +5

      Заказывал уже? Долго доставка идет?

    • @alsay3172
      @alsay3172 Před 13 dny +27

      Диванные эксперты по одному не особо информативному видео угадывают качество металла, уровень заточенности лезвия и прочее. Ахуенно.

    • @cvbbvc6593
      @cvbbvc6593 Před 13 dny

      @@Nasvai69не заказывай)) там цены у них на сайте в 3-4 раза завышены) на том же вайлдберизе или озоне есть всё тоже самое

  • @yasserboumediane1010
    @yasserboumediane1010 Před 8 dny +1

    Bro, that looks like the most illegal selection of items you can possibly fit in one box 💀

  • @Arkham.H.
    @Arkham.H. Před 21 hodinou

    "Who needs this Package?"
    Eleven Doctor's Voice : I DOOOOOO!!!

  • @NckyGamingYT
    @NckyGamingYT Před 12 dny +32

    Probably batman has all of these 💀💀

  • @bm580
    @bm580 Před 12 dny +35

    Nice, an arrest speedrun kit.

    • @janus3555
      @janus3555 Před 9 dny

      You can't be arrested for this. The dagger projectile shooter does have a stipulation but it's not really enforced since firearms are more effective and don't follow under the same restriction.
      Law enforcement utilize the 'common sense' approach when enforcing it and know the stipulation is ret*rded.
      My Brother is a Corporal in MD State police. They absolutely don't confiscate it unless it is used in a felonious act.

  • @chetangaliya5568
    @chetangaliya5568 Před 6 dny +1

    Bro has personal beef with that box

  • @RtfDuck
    @RtfDuck Před 9 dny +2

    The knuckle is by far the most dangerous. make it so the blade goes up and down instead of doing that cuz if you're i a figh the guy could easily chop off your 4 fingers by just putting the blade back in

  • @lucaspinckard3945
    @lucaspinckard3945 Před 12 dny +53

    The projectile knife is illegal in the usa, just in case anyone doesnt want a visit from the feds.

    • @SwordIord22
      @SwordIord22 Před 10 dny +3

      If that’s true that’s hilarious

    • @cloudy7937
      @cloudy7937 Před 9 dny +6

      I find it amusing how essentially a bulkier and less effective gun is illegal

    • @Dan-fw2db
      @Dan-fw2db Před 9 dny +6

      ​@@cloudy7937Yep, I can defend myself with my 9mm handgun, but if I try to use my dad's old swordcane, instant felony.

    • @kronnie13
      @kronnie13 Před 9 dny

      You can legally own it for collective purposes. you just can't take it out of house and expect to use it.

    • @AonDuine077
      @AonDuine077 Před 9 dny

      Knife laws are by state, not federal. You can have them in Texas.

  • @DeadMeat2208
    @DeadMeat2208 Před 10 dny +1

    Am I alone thinking he would taze the box 😂

  • @subwaysurfers7019
    @subwaysurfers7019 Před 10 dny +1

    How many knives do you need
    Me: yes

  • @KandrishaPlays
    @KandrishaPlays Před 13 dny +30

    that first thing that shoots the projectiles is cool af

  • @BHUPENDER_JOGI937
    @BHUPENDER_JOGI937 Před 13 dny +9

    Steps to open your knife:
    1. Get a knife.😂😂

  • @viktorhracicka
    @viktorhracicka Před 8 dny +1

    we getting arrested with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @azjargal6284
    @azjargal6284 Před 9 dny +1

    The best christmas gift for assassins 😅

  • @santoshshukla1357
    @santoshshukla1357 Před 13 dny +16

    serial killer kit for starters.

  • @newazrabbi
    @newazrabbi Před 13 dny +45

    The fact that the box says "BLACK" and contains self-defence items is wild 💀

    • @GardenArcher7625
      @GardenArcher7625 Před 12 dny +1

      Are you playing the race card again.. It was boring last year..

  • @arshaamkabeer7901
    @arshaamkabeer7901 Před 10 dny +1

    TSA is gonna stop us with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @RobertVanRob
    @RobertVanRob Před 11 dny +1

    i swear to god, if somebody in germany will order this, 5 new laws will pop out of the ground

  • @chriso.8346
    @chriso.8346 Před 12 dny +4

    That Knuckle knife has dangerous engineering on it as it passes your fingers as you keep it.

    • @w0jtas420
      @w0jtas420 Před 9 dny

      It is also illegal and against Geneva "suggestions"

    • @acid6urns
      @acid6urns Před 7 dny +1

      @@w0jtas420nothing here is a war crime 😂

  • @user-bs8hd2uf4h
    @user-bs8hd2uf4h Před 13 dny +8

    back to school starter pack 😅😅

  • @iamtheone._
    @iamtheone._ Před 7 dny

    "Dear pupils, tomorrow will be the play day, everyone can bring your favorite toys!"
    The quite kid at the last desk:

  • @user-fm9ki7dw5x
    @user-fm9ki7dw5x Před 11 dny +1

    I Wish Tpo Get One Black Box Like This One Has In This Video

  • @MehmetEmirAydo
    @MehmetEmirAydo Před 15 dny +46

    Is that knuckleduster only used to be knife or can it be used as both brass knuckles and a knife?

    • @tachi6
      @tachi6 Před 14 dny +6

      По скелетному строению , лучше все же как штыковой нож , но такая штукенция 100 проц идёт как холодняк , так вот , юзайте перец друзья , это куда безопасней как для вас , так и для вашей жопы в суде на случаи если человек напишет на вас заяву

    • @wesleyharris5917
      @wesleyharris5917 Před 13 dny +1

      ​@@tachi6Not to mention it's illegal in 2 states.

  • @sashafediacov9780
    @sashafediacov9780 Před 16 dny +59

    Единственное что поможет тебе из всего этого мусора это шокер

    • @jefi8419
      @jefi8419 Před 16 dny +3

      Ну а так выглядят классно

    • @LotusMen08
      @LotusMen08 Před 15 dny +1

      Не согласен, Если к руке успеет примотать скотчем нож, то шанс увеличиться в ближнем бою иои драке

    • @0megalu1
      @0megalu1 Před 15 dny

      @@LotusMen08 Тебя перцем зальют и скотчем обмотают как мумию, пока ты корчишься и пытаешься свои зенки протереть.

    • @KleyKley-jv6dc
      @KleyKley-jv6dc Před 15 dny +11

      ​@@LotusMen08а если применишь то шанс улететь далеко и надолго тоже увеличивается

    • @alsay3172
      @alsay3172 Před 13 dny +1

      Местные мегамозги подумали, что это реально для самообороны. Ага.

  • @jukemastr
    @jukemastr Před 8 dny

    Congrats, you just broke the entire Geneva convention in one box

  • @gozob
    @gozob Před 7 dny

    maan, I wish any of those were legal in Canada, I'd love that box just to have the collection. I love the thumb assisted flip knife.

  • @hellhounddead
    @hellhounddead Před 11 dny +5

    If your knife needs to be flashy to get the job done then you don't need a knife.

  • @RJ-Twee
    @RJ-Twee Před 13 dny +50

    Unemployed friend on a random ass tuesday

  • @historyguy748
    @historyguy748 Před 10 dny +1

    That box got violated as fuck

  • @ayudhdasroy7090
    @ayudhdasroy7090 Před 7 dny

    I half expected him to tase the box as well 😂😂

  • @user-bf8ye6cv3s
    @user-bf8ye6cv3s Před 18 dny +86

    쓸만한 물건이 없는게 문제 😅😅😂

    • @user-nm1to9pe3x
      @user-nm1to9pe3x Před 15 dny +1

      Нож это всегда полезный предмет, а как он сделан не важно это дело вкуса

    • @Lilfaz27
      @Lilfaz27 Před 15 dny +1

      How??

    • @borat_troll
      @borat_troll Před 15 dny +2

      except tazer

    • @user-uf9mp2ui9m
      @user-uf9mp2ui9m Před 2 dny +1

      In our country, even if you carry something like that, you will be caught and fined.

  • @dowhateverulike4822
    @dowhateverulike4822 Před 11 dny +4

    Bruce Wayne: hey amazon, my package is misplaced. Please return it soon
    The package:-

  • @Kingofovertimea22
    @Kingofovertimea22 Před 8 dny

    Imagine your holding that first one in your lap towards you thiking "huh wonder what this thing does," and you press the buttons.

  • @hobolecho8507
    @hobolecho8507 Před 10 dny

    Man, if the police see you with that brass-knuckle knife in Poland they are gonna have a field day with you 💀

  • @Dimon69648
    @Dimon69648 Před 15 dny +11

    Любые посылки:🙂
    Посылки с даркнета:

  • @user-xo1sl7rf4p
    @user-xo1sl7rf4p Před 13 dny +4

    I like how all tasers thoughts they are flashlight 😂

  • @ronanop8874
    @ronanop8874 Před 14 dny +4

    Robber: Give me what's in your bag .
    Him proceeds.

  • @SouCapixaba
    @SouCapixaba Před 9 dny

    "Who need this black knife package?"
    John Wick.

  • @lamalah8499
    @lamalah8499 Před 11 dny +1

    So, you buy this to become serial killer

  • @justaguy5384
    @justaguy5384 Před 13 dny +4

    So this is that famed London care package they always talked about

  • @InspireRise207
    @InspireRise207 Před 12 dny +3

    Can we all agree to get this person the correct size gloves?

  • @CapyNavy_
    @CapyNavy_ Před 9 dny

    Bro that ain't projectile knife,
    thats Forbidden haircutting machine💀

  • @MBfromNL
    @MBfromNL Před 8 dny

    You'll be the sickest ninja in the whole mall.

  • @user-vw7tt7dt4u
    @user-vw7tt7dt4u Před 15 dny +55

    Коробка китайского мусора

  • @aristiawan9464
    @aristiawan9464 Před 12 dny +3

    Are you prepared for Zombies apocalyps or sometin'?

  • @just_a.boy_from_mars
    @just_a.boy_from_mars Před 8 dny

    I was too excited waiting for him to tase the box lmao

  • @rofl1693
    @rofl1693 Před 10 dny +1

    American citizenship complimentary starter kit

  • @devaprasadv6968
    @devaprasadv6968 Před 13 dny +4

    Bro thought we need crossbow and tasers for self defence💀

  • @MrSirDoofus
    @MrSirDoofus Před 15 dny +6

    I don’t need I just really freaking want it

  • @spoodernag9261
    @spoodernag9261 Před 3 dny

    Women: Why would you want them?
    Mem: WHY CAN'T I

  • @Air_Aura
    @Air_Aura Před 10 dny

    This video should be called: How to Become John Wick!

  • @texhohyy6_ru724
    @texhohyy6_ru724 Před 16 dny +22

    Натяни эти перчатки полностью, а то глаза страдают.

  • @Xener421
    @Xener421 Před 12 dny +4

    That name serves as a dark humor itself 😂

  • @THCLK
    @THCLK Před 4 dny

    how i love that i live in a nation where this stuff isnt needed^^
    but the slender knife(the third one) looks really good :)

  • @Skeleton_Reacts-ie6hs
    @Skeleton_Reacts-ie6hs Před 18 hodinami

    Imagine when your kidnapped and you have that
    The kidnapper:💀

  • @CF3S.
    @CF3S. Před 11 dny +15

    Box: I'm pregnant 💀

  • @Dopey_Quack
    @Dopey_Quack Před 16 dny +4

    Lots of illegal stuff in other countries

  • @makaveli7799
    @makaveli7799 Před 11 dny +2

    Just ordered the Sicilian knife

  • @Omega-Corn
    @Omega-Corn Před 2 dny

    Self-defense kit "The best defense is a good offense"

  • @ChaosRider9400
    @ChaosRider9400 Před 8 dny

    I only dig the spike thrower and the tazer.
    Although i might need to change the springs on the first one 😅

  • @Totally-water
    @Totally-water Před 10 dny

    Man Australia gonna have beef with this package (if u dont onow they dont really take a okie dokie to switch blades or brass knuckles ir tasers💀

  • @shadowkaged
    @shadowkaged Před 10 dny +1

    ooooooh that sliding one is so pretty

  • @sub_for_stocks_in_tezla_SpaceZ

    In Australia this would get you a one way ticket to the magic chair

  • @winstonsmith2391
    @winstonsmith2391 Před 8 dny

    Sucks that trench knives (knuckles + knife combo) are one of the very few banned weapons here. Can literally walk around with a battle axe or something but no trench knives.

  • @user-fp2qd9nh3s
    @user-fp2qd9nh3s Před 2 dny

    Self defense kit: hell naw
    Murdering kit: pretty good

  • @wilmajohnsonfit1225
    @wilmajohnsonfit1225 Před 9 dny

    that last knife is 100% going to cut me when I open it

  • @mistershadow_
    @mistershadow_ Před 9 dny +1

    Thief is never gonna enter his house💀

  • @gaming4ever418
    @gaming4ever418 Před 9 dny

    I was like: Ooh A flashlight, something in this box that doesn't hurt or kill you.... Well nvm!

  • @user-yo4qc7yf5d
    @user-yo4qc7yf5d Před 10 dny

    black box said "Why cut and hurt me?"

  • @mislavkukina2026
    @mislavkukina2026 Před 7 dny

    Ngl the carambit at the start was better than everything in the box

  • @wenwentu
    @wenwentu Před 9 dny +1

    返品する可能性を無くすの潔い

  • @FraizerFC
    @FraizerFC Před 6 dny

    My dumbass brain thinking they're gonna stab the box with the tazer 🗿

  • @maciejjanko114
    @maciejjanko114 Před 4 dny

    Ah yes, mall ninja arsenal, it's been a while since I saw one in the wilds of the internet

  • @raihanchowdhury980
    @raihanchowdhury980 Před 10 dny

    Damn those knives are so beautiful 😍❤️

  • @Camman18Lover
    @Camman18Lover Před 8 dny

    We living in England with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @botan1121
    @botan1121 Před 10 dny

    Ух ты как много влезло ништяков в одну маленькую коробочку...так и не скажешь, что до шести лет поместиллсь😂😂😂 а если открывать с друзьями то до десяти лет в одной посылке! Милота😊

  • @DioGuts
    @DioGuts Před 4 dny

    The normal british order 😂

  • @cristianomessi07_10
    @cristianomessi07_10 Před 9 dny +1

    Most women in Turkey need these