What School Actually Taught Me
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When I think back to all the things I was supposed to learn from school, I realize what I actually learned is so different. Enjoy xo
Thanks for watching and don't forget to keep smiling =D ! - Komedie
"I aint ever seen a rhombus" 😂
being a smart ass here but I believe your logo is a rhombus 🤓
then again its also a diamond. Ugh math.
lol
I LOVE YOU NATALIE
AGHHHH
It's like where have I seen a rhombus i see one right behind u 😂😂😂😂
Haha, her logo isn't a rhombus. For it to be a rhombus, the adjacent sides have to be equal. Like a kite.
Hers is an equisided parallelogram.
"Honestly I was just really lazy" --- Story of my life
Sam
yas
yassss
haha.. same
yessssssssss
Shoutout to all those friends who would whisper the answer to us when the teacher called on us
I was that friend but I never had that friend😔
I was that friend and my friends are like that too
Let's just say that we all got praise that we didn't deserve
My best friend who was way smarter than me always told me the answer
Omg ikr that friend da best
Sarah yeah we all had that friend once in our life hehe....😅
Teacher: **calls on me**
Me: "I plead the fifth."
Me: *puts my hood up and sinks into my chair*
Zoie Ninja exactly
Hahaha
Me: implants a hologram in classroom
School
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
(but for me it's eight) :(
i learned how to pass a class without knowing anything in school
HOW!!!!!
Wtf how???
hawwwww
copy off people who know the answers lol
Teach me!!!
You forgot one thing!
MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL! 😂
AHAHAHA
omg I waited for that throughout the whole video 😂😂
+Isla Pennington *organelle
+Layla Seelie um are you still in school? Because they teach that
+darkmane
School taught me how to hold my fart for 7 hours straight......
I died lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Copied by the comment in prince eas video
😂
LOL
I farted in class in 3 different schools. You dont wanna know what happend... THE WHOLE CLASS LAUGHED INCLUDING MY CRUSH IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.
I’ve always disliked math tests cause you go through the chapter and it’s all easy and then you get to the test and it’s like
IF I THROW A TRIANGLE OUT OF THE CAR AND THE CAR IS GOING 20 KM/H AND WIND RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT EXISTS, HOW MANY CUPCAKES CAN PEDRO BUY WITH ONE HUMAN SOUL
i saw this on Tumblr
This is the most reliable comment I have ever seen. Damn!
LOL
Honestly is tho
IKR
School has thought me how to hate something with a passion (:
Same
Right to hate someone
And people
Amen!
+RayyanPvP damn I didn't even notice that xD
"I have not seen a triangle since I left school"
CZcams Logo
ava Watts HAH
ava Watts also "I have never saw a ronbuhs" her OWN logo😂😂😂
So true :)
ddpupquake That is what I meant sorry I am only 10
ava Watts that's what I thought
“HONESTLY MICHAEL’S A MESS”
same
“This is like taking a selfie with a white person. This is not going to expose us both properly.” This got me. I am now cackling. My dog is very concerned.
Fyi
Dear Math,
Stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. Grow up and solve your own problems.
Sincerely
IIsuperwomanII
Honestly this probably isn't that funny......
Oh well
Replying to my own comment
Trying to make my comment look popular
Laalalalalalalalalalalalalala trying to make my comment look popular
Teacher: 2+2=4
Homework:4+4=8
Exam: Tom woke up at 8:43, his train is 2 mins late, calculate the mass of the sun.
Edit: for all of you commenting that lilly said “DA F” at 8:43, that was a complete coincidence but man am i lucky LMAO
Hoda Ahmad 😂
Trueee
You should become the next president (Y)
Hoda Ahmad Hahahah
Hoda Ahmad lolol😂😂😂😂🤣
Lilly: What even is a rhombus
Me: *Immediately searches it up* What even is a rhombus?
Her logo
Kells Girls not anymore
Her logo is a rhombus
Isn’t it just a square but rotated.
@@HiHello-cw9vc yeah
“I haven’t seen a rhombus since school” there’s a rhombus behind her 😂
Why
Esther Adeyinka what 😂
That's a square
Enkela Tafa no it’s not her logos a rhombus if it was a square it would be rotated so it’s flat 😂
A rhombus's angle can't be 90 degrees though
Life hack: if a teacher is looking around the room for someone to answer a question, drop something on the floor because a teacher won’t call on a person who is accidentally unprepared. You have no idea how many times I’ve used that.
Kate Lantzer Thanks ALOT
Well, guess imma be using that forever from now on, thanks!
thx omg
Kate Lantzer my teachers will only notice you and call you out xd my life hack would be to not make any noises and most importantly: no eye contact. It's also important to not look like you weren't paying attention. Just try to look casual to not get the teacher's attention at all. For me, it works nearly every time
Kate Lantzer YOU ARE A LIFESAVER.
Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?
School: Worry not
The mitochondria is the power house of the cell
xDD
darkmane
Darkkmane ayee
hahahahaha
Yess
“You’re watching my video instead of doing your homework”
Me: *smirking* 😈
Actually I’m supposed to be studying for exams but I’m watching this video
Edit:
One year later....
Hey, it’s the 8th of December 2020 and I have my autumn term exams again 😂 but I’m still not going to revise even tho I have science and English exam
Hi army💜💜💜💜
Israt Jahan hi!
Jhalia Santisteban lol 😂
I purple u 💖😊😘 fellow armys
shashi k I purple u 2! 💜
Lily: *dissing mrs kelly*
this is how many times she said now
👇🏽
Celestia Ludenberg I actually have a teacher in my school named Ms. Kelly
damn.SHE LOOKS BOMB WITHOUT MAKEUP xD
Ikr
That's so nice of you. No one has ever said that to me xo
I love you Superwoman
With love from Burma!
True
+IISuperwomanII hiiiii
Somethings school taught me or is teaching me:
1. How to not punch someone in the face when all you do is think about it.
2. How to fake smile all the time.
3. How to act as if you actually care.
4. How to skip all the work and watch CZcams videos all day long.
yep yep yep tru tru tru
truu
This is so accurate!
OMG thank you for reminding me I had homework
+Lizzie Smith PROFILE PIC! PROFILE PIC! PROFILE PIC!
Girl, your superwoman logo is a freaking rhombus... 😂
Why
𝚆𝚑𝚢
It's a square....it has 90° angles
"I believe you in this stuff_ but I was just lazy"
I DIED........✌️🤣
"Find x"
*I dont need to. He won't come back*
unicorns ø Eman Hafeez i get it lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
Salma Reda looks like you've got a *problem* to solve then
ø Eman Hafeez ø lol
Dear algebra,
Stop asking me to find your "x" ... and dont ask "y"
Sincerely,
A student.
preach
Yassss 😂
+TheMinecraftPEGamerGal to true
LOL
Dear Algebra,
Quit asking us to find your x. She's never coming back.
You look that amazing without makeup? Dang
*Lilly: the majority of things you learn in school are an utter WASTE!*
Me: all ma ladies can I get an amen
Yasssss
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
What school has taught me is how to get ready in 10min ..
True
haha true
😅😂😂😂
trueee
True
"If you are still in school you are watching me not doing your homework " Lily knows me so well 😂
Sydney Zuckschwerdt I don't have homework MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH
Sydney Zuckschwerdt me too
Sydney Zuckschwerdt same
Sydney Zuckschwerdt u
Sydney Zuckschwerdt irk?...
Homework
Half
of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
Wow your intelligent😜😜🤗🤗
Tik tok
Copied comment
@@minnicute2497 it's fro tiktok
School
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
(but for me it's eight) :(
Me:*hidng phone* where my textbook repeats 10times also...
*playing the offline dinasour game* *lol*
school doesn't teach you how to buy a car, do taxes, pay bills.
BUT THANK THE LORD I KNOW HOW TO FIND THE AREA OF A TRIANGLE!
Kylee Weaver ikr
Kylee Weaver SAID NO ONE EVER
Kylee Weaver I
Kylee Weaver I also wanna say I taught us we waste six hours of your live everyday of your child us
Kylee Weaver ikr!!! They’re like “why would you need to know how to pay bills when you can know how to find X” like f**k X!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
School taught me how to tune out pointless information and that I'll never get to my goals because apparently being an animator is 'not a real job'
GamerGirl I wish you luck with animation!
GamerGirl Yup I do that as well!! And I hope you become a great animator. And math sucks!!!
Rude!!!😤😤 Hope you became an animator!!! Good luck!!!
"I'm doing this video with no makeup because I want to preach about inner beauty..." said no school ever
Lily: “I’ve never seen a rhombus”
Me: Lilz, lookit ur logo
*look at or *look it's
No you can say lookit if you want.
No you can say lookit if you want.
No you can say lookit if you want.
No you can say lookit if you want.
math... the only place you can eat 30 watermelons and no one questions you...😂
Kristian Bickell yep
My CHRISTIAN SCHOOL had the weirdest problem ..
Marty had 974 girlfriends and Lucy killed 725.374 of them. How many girlfriends are left alive?
SinaminJanae how do you have .0 of a girlfriend?
Kristian Bickell ikr😂😂
Kristian Bickell and buy 64
HOMEWORK
H-hours
O-of
M-my
E-energy
W-wasted
O-on
R-random
K-knowledge
love it
Mood
Haha
Amazing
School
S- Several
C- Cruel
H- Hours
O- Of
O- Our
L- Lives
Math
M- Mental
A- Abuse
T- To
H- Humans
I also learned how to eat without my teacher knowing me and my friends sitting next to each other trading snacks and the teacher won't be able to see anything
*lilly saying how she doesnt think shes even seen a triangle since she left school*
me looking at the triangle in the CZcams logo: 👁👄👁
👁👄👁
In the thumbnail I honestly thought it said googles🤷♀️
Me too at first lol
Me 2
Same
Princess A sAme
SAME!
"I've never seen a rhombus"
>Superwoman logo right behind her
"I've never seen a triangle"
>Has a job revolving around CZcams
>Doesn't see the triangle in the logo
lmao trueee
Lol
she was trying to make a point
is a rombas like a dimonid...
wait what! school taught me that a rhombus is /_/ *with a line on top*, how is a diamond shape a rhombus now!
Lily: I haven't seen a triangle since school
Me: Dude theres one behind u😂
Sophia Belk Her logo is a rhombus!
@@jennifleur912 🤦♀️ not her logo...plus her logo is a square just at an angle
@@s.op_hi.a4225 is right
A square is a rhombus
Goth1263 a square at an angle...is a rhombus
Test have no relation to what u just learned they be like:
*Billy has 2 apples.He eats all 5 of them. Now Billy is late for school. What does he do?*
Like bish I didn’t sign up to solve riddles
*I didn’t sign up for anything*
I hate doing math
Tests are pointless. They don't actually test what you know.
dear math,
please stop asking us to find your X, she has left you and don't ask y.
lol!
haha
hahahaha
Gold
PROTIP
2:36 parents trying to use technology
Class:
Come
Late
And
Start
Sleeping
oooh that’s good!!!
True dat
*makeup ad comes on* and now we have Lilly here talking about not wearing makeup. This is life for you. Also I love the channel!
She looks as beautiful with out make up .....who's with me?
Mehhhhhh
🙋🏾❤️
I agree 😄😄😄😄
+supersaiyangoku11219 i think you should get a life
Why don't you take a look at yourself?
Dear math,
Stop making us find your X
We don't know Y either.
can't agree more
Emma Boudrie hahahahahahahahahahahahahah nice 😂😂😂😂
Quynh Ho unoriginal
haha good one
math is fun! why do you guys hate it so much? dont you feel that rush of dopamine when you finally solve X?
this was the first lilly video i ever watched, so grateful for it😂😊
Hey!! I am watching this during summer break! I don’t have homework. But I mean if it was I totally would be watching this while “during homework”
You forgot to mention about the sign language that we use during test.😂😂😂😂
True we all become fluent in sign language in class 😂
+Lilypaddilly lol
Lilypaddilly o
Danger Angel lol 😂
Walker Guerrier lol
3:02
Lmao I thought it said googles 😂😂😂
Fiery Fox o
Me to😂😝
Same
Fiery Fox sameeee
Lol me to 😂
Yo the thumbnail is literally the only thing I learned how to do in school.
People watching in like grade 1, be like rhombus...i think i learned about that today.
by the way, what about pizza slices? those r triangles
Those aren't triangles, they are segments of a circle. - Ur Asian friend
Potato Bob Oh pizza. You live in a
-SQUARE box, are made as a
-CIRCLE and are cut into
-TRIANGLES!
Just curious, pizza are you SHAPE-xually confused?!
They are sectors of a circle. Not a triangle hon😂😂😂
@@SaiKrishna-px5kv **sectors not segments- another Asian friend😂
Lilly looks so pretty
And you've seen triangles Doritos
+Isabella Well Doritos aren't perfect triangles but that's not what she was saying she was saying the school tool the triangle it's like a protractor except in triangle form
School for me is just like : blah blah blah
Me: *phone under desk* oh yeah mmmhhhh
Teacher: are you paying attention?
Me: yah
Teacher: What's a rombhus
Me: a shape
Class: OHHHHHHHH
*EXPLSIONS*
ThePowerOfAnime W ARMYYY and my school is like that too
Wth are u saying?
+Sofia Plays Roblox AAARRRRMMMMYYYYYY
ThePowerOfAnime W ARMY
ThePowerOfAnime W And your comment was okay too.
Lilly: Youre definitely not doing your homework. Me: Jokes on you. I just finished it.
I’m close to my period and have been watching period videos, and saw a period ad! CZcams is on to me
"I don’t think i’ve seen a triangle since I finished school" she says while literally standing next to triangles. I love her so much.
Aurosie where??
@@emmaw5330 there's one in the subcribe button and A... but I don't know if that what she means
My School's Math
First Grade Math Test: 30+30=?
Second Grade Math Test: 16x5=?
Third Grade Math Test: John had ten pieces of candy. Amy gave him fifteen pieces of candy. Calculate the type of diabetes he received. Show your solution.
Fourth Grade Math Diagnostics Test: Harry bought ten marbles from the store and wanted to give each of his 16,958,031 friends an equal amount. Calculate the mass of the sun.
Sooooo true doe
Fifth grade math test: please calculate the meaning of life.
+Fabulous Lily HA YES
that was from tumblr..
that was from tumblr..
Noticing lily's wrist tattoos for the first time
Much love!!❤❤❤
Lilly is so funny and she is so relatable
THIS IS HOMEWORK:
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
Ya
mbbro 21 Yess ikrr
mbbro 21 studying: contraction of student dying
😂😂
My school has the same phone policy. And we have a strict uniform policy, but some teachers are chill and let us wear nonuniform jackets. And I have really thick, dark hair. So, I'll listen to music in class with my wireless headphones and my phone in my jacket pocket or my skirt. Not one teacher has noticed and I've been doing it for 2 months 😂😂😂
Anne Marie Omg so lucky
same i used to do dat alot untill ,my mom forced mew to cut my freaking hair so it doesnt work anymore
Anne Marie you lucky.
Anne Marie omg same I have long dark hair and sit at the back of all my classes so no one knows I'm listening to music
Anne Marie you are so lucky girl in my school you should tie up your hair
It's like she is seeing my life, I'm still in school, I'm supposed to do my homework but I'm watching her instead.
Lilly: Didn't see that coming
Me, a Marvel fan: *In tears*
"I've never seen a rhombus" THERE'S A RHOMBUS RIGHT BEHIND YOU
No there isn't. That's a diamond.
+Orchid Le actually diamond is a rhombus
a rhombus is just a square rotated 45 degrees so her logo is a rhombus
Ikr that cracked me up
and the poster in the back that says subscribe has a triangle
Wow girl you look beautiful with and without makeup
Faze Key ikr
Lmao Michael! Lilly who make me laugh everyday! I’m in grade 7 now, the past 8 years phones were allowed. And as soon as I get a phone, what do they do? Make a rule that phones aren’t allowed in school! Wth is dis?
Edit: I’m rewatching this vid for the 100th time
Any body notice how nice Lily’s eyes are? She doesn’t need makeup anyway!
I love u lily keep going!
I liked an check my sub before I pressed play!
What school taught me was not to eat breakfast cuz ik ima be late
school is very nice practice for sleep deprivation
x lia x lmao true, even tho my teachers are the ones that tell me the most “breakfast is the most important meal of the day”.
Breakfast? Whats that?
Just eat breakfast on the bus or in the car or sneak it on class that's what I do
Teacher- 1+1=2
HW- 2+2=4
The Test- If air resistance is a thing and you throw a triangle out a car window, how many cupcakes can Pedro buy with one human soul?
Rhombus is actually the shape of the kite.. 😊 and as usual lilly looks flawless even without makeup
The fact Lilly said I'm watching her video instead of doing my homework is the reason I liked it , how she knew that ish I have no idea
Please do the roast yourself challenge. You would be awesome at it you're so Humble
agreed
Funny how Humble is her best friend
Agree!!!
omg, yes. I was just gonna comment that!😂
omg, yes. I was just gonna comment that!😂
Makeup or not, you're one of the most beautiful you tubers I've seen.
ikr
ikr
yeah those cheekbones though!
that is a fact!
ikr
The line "that you are not doing your homework" hit hard. Uk ive left my mountain of homework. This doesn't even give me motivation im done😂
"Authority being unfair" 😅😂
My school is like: johnny has 61 apples and gave his green bananas the same amount, calcute the mass of your french fries and explain
**edit thank you for 234 likes!!!**
baked potato I love ur username
Yess same
Lol
You just hangry...
This is my school also
Guess what school taught me,
How to get ready in 15 minutes
LOL IM DEAD
actually in ten minutes for my case, and sometimes in 5 XD
Yep so true
Lol so true :)
The only thing school taught me is how to go on your phone in class without getting caught 😋
TRUEEE ASF
Its so funny how she has never seen a rombus when the superwoman logo IS A ROMBUS. Also the youtube logo has a triangle in it😂😂❤️ love ya girl
When my teacher asks kids to answer the question I put my pencil in the air and pretend I'm trying to solve it but actually I'm thinking about what I'm gonna eat for dinner
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
Dear Math, I'm tired of finding your x. Just accept the fact they that they are gone. There are 25 more letters to choose from.
Tina Koratich y am i agreeing sooooooooo much
Tina Koratich *26
The Gaming Mia The Expert it is not 26 because the alphabet minus x = 25 letters
@@toffifay2391 ????
Yep
When Lilly said "In which case your definitely not doing your homework and watching my video instead" I was like hehehe oops
Same
Yeah im not doing my RE homework cause WHO THE F NEEDS RE TO DO ANYTHING IN LIFE
Sssssssssssh my mum will here...
Oh god I can't spell
" mr? WHAT?! Michael is married now? You know what, Michael is a mess!" that sentance killed me😂😂😂
Bro that hands up jokes weree soooo gooooddd i died 😂😂😂
story time:i struggle with math and my math teacher knew this and he asks the class "does anyone know the answer to this question" i didnt understand what to do or how to do much with this math and 5 people raised their hands and i didnt raise my hand but he decided to call on me,i didnt know that answer so i said "i dont know" and he said "of course u dont know,u were drawing" and all im thinking is 'i wasnt drawing,i didnt even have my pen in my hand' and thats what made me hate my math teacher
Taylor Hilkey yassssss. My math teacher is the same
Taylor Hilkey I know right! One time I was taking notes and the teacher said I was drawing! Also once my friend asked for a pen and I lent it to her. The teacher saw me and told me to see her after school without even acknowledging my friend. I’m not in any way exaggerating. I don’t hate teachers, in fact I appreciate them teaching me, but I just wish they would stop scolding me when I haven’t done anything wrong.
yeah your pen wasn't in your hand...your paintbrush was
Ok, 2 things people probably already know 😂😂😂
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.
And then....
Math, the only place you can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why
Halle Gall aaaa
Halle Gall lol 😂
Too true tho😂😂😂😂😂
Halle Gall so tru
Halle Gall
Hi Tom Felton
Or should I say “ Draco “
I love your hoodie!
I actually like math and reading because I'm a nerd and I love being better at something then other people 🙂
she and liza koshy need to do a collab...if that happens i'm gonna burst my ass off because of how funny is gonna be
omg YESSS
Omg yes!! This needs to happen!!! 😂😂
totally
should we start a hashtag for them to collab?
+Alma Barajas #LizlyWoman
I can’t tell you about all the times Social Studies has helped me in everyday life.
Because it hasn’t.
MBG121306 - Exactly. I cannot tell you how many times I've desperately needed to know Theodore Roosevelts birthday.
Because I haven't.
MBG121306 same
Right
I am in college and I still get excited about back to school
'.....you are not doing ur homework'
LOL jokes on u my finals finished just yesterday so I have a month off b4 the next academic year🥳🥳🥳🥳
Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking about your X and don't ask Y either, she's never coming back.
~Sincerely, My 5th grade teacher
He is a mood... I wish my teachers were like that
Lol
sincerely, triggered 9th grader
U had algebra in 5th grade, I didn't, or maybe I just don't remember sense I really didn't care
🤣
School be like: Jack has ten dollars to buy twenty apples that are scheduled to arrive Tuesday on a river barge traveling upstream at thirty miles an hour, will the apples be red🍎 or green🍏?
MyLifeAsEmma great😂😂
#relatable
Lucky cat, if I got the question I will say, it will be blue, because the river froze after going to the north pole, where Jack live.
It depends on the type of apple and how long it took to get the apple there. If it takes very long and they are certain type they will be red(like red delishise. (I can’t spell) ) but if they are a different type they will be green ( like granny apples)
MyLifeAsEmma 😂
The last one is soooo relatable XD
I got an ad saying its okay to be body positive, and then a double ad saying it isnt. *youtube. You help a lot, you really do-*