I'm The Worst Girlfriend Ever
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To be honest I would be the worst girlfriend if I was in a relationship. I don't like romantic things or emotions and I cannot stand obligations. I'm the worst, I know. Can you relate? Enjoy xo
Thanks for watching and don't forget to keep smiling =D !
"I already have to deal with one bloody annoying thing a month."
I wasn't ready.
KINGSLEY!!!
lmao same
OMFG HI
+Kingsley LOLOL Me either
hahah
Am I the only girl who has, like, really intense crushes but doesn't see actual relationships as appealing?
***** Yea I figured. It was kind of a rhetorical question
no you're not honey...
omg we might actually be besties
YESS. to the point where i accidentally lead people on
+ZizYoubizHERE ?
"I'm your girlfriend not your respiratory system" 😂
"I'm the worst girlfriend ever!"
*Proceeds to say a bunch of things that make total sense*
Right starts naming good quality's
Totally
*Pro Dating Tip:*
*Ask your crush if they want a date, if they say "No", just pull out a bag of dates & say "okay, more for me". WORKS EVERY TIME.*
P.S- Thank you to everyone that left awesome comments on my channel, i appreciate your awesomeness.
+Moe Othman Ok I can say this funny.
TRYING THIS 😂😂
must be difficult to carry that bag around everyday..... 😂😂😂😂
This is the most genius thing I've ever seen. Thank you for existing
lmfao does this actually work?😂😂😂
" I can see the world if i wanna see the world"
Nailed it
Boyfriend logic in movies: Here's some flowers. This shows I care.
Me, overeacting: YOU'RE KILLING A PLANT HOW DOES THAT SHOW YOU CARE
RIGHT👌
"Emotions!
I don't like them."
I can RELATE.
Me neither
I don't have feelings or emotion
Relatable 😋
Same
*all I have to say is **7:03*
plenty of screen shots will be taken and printed, and posted around the city
+Humble The Poet ill print the first one
+Humble The Poet TRUE ISH. ITS GOING TO BE MY LOCK SCREEN.
lol 7:12 tho!!!
So trueeeee
lol,you're funny cx
"i mean you have been together for a full year and no one has died yet. that is an accomplishment" so true lol
"like you've been through 3 IPHONE RELEASES LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!"
Is no one going to talk about Lilly’s “I can show you the world” amazing solo??
"There's so much plastic in the flowers you could make a life-size replica of Regina George!" Dangggg
Caroline Deal
That’s my favorite line from this video. Mean girls for life!
I already have to deal with one *bloody* thing every month 😂. Same.
xxcandyloverxx the joys of being a girl
xxcandyloverxx sameeeee
xxcandyloverxx I have the same it sucks
xxcandyloverxx same
And those two things on your chest.
I've never been in a relationship
#foreveralone
Who else rests in that category? *slowly raises hand*
#foreveralonetoo
puts hand up* shall we die alone together?
+The Lone Wolf
#forever alone
You're cute
+.m. Thats not her lol
" BOY I CAN SHOW MYSELF THE WORLD" Said like a boss
that's all I have to say
Bawse*
Aurora Borealis bawse
And like a BAWSE ❤️
or do you mean bawse (bc Lillys lipstick) ok ill leave now
BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? CAUSE I'LL HELP YA FIND IT - Stanley
The independence part was so real. I feel the same way.
Lilly rejected Aladdin as if he was Air Canada
+Ella Masters Ella your videos are so funny
accurate.
I GOT THROUGH THE DAY WITH THIS COMMEMT HAHA
+Kani Murad DJ KHALED
another one
That made my day. :)
"Shoot for the moon, so when you miss, you'll be amongst the stars."
No. Stars are further away. 0v0 :P
Kitty Guo thats the whole point. You go farther then the moon to where the stars are...
Leslie Fernandez Oh lol ok ok lol
Kitty Guo ha u might as well be dead from traveling so far into the space 🚀 💀 lolololol forget it, it's not funny anymore 😂😆🙂😐😑
Kitty Guo no I am not but that's what comes to my mind when ever I hear that quote didn't me to be offended
Here are the translations of the French sentences for all y'all non French speakers out there:
0:35 This is terrible
1:23 What is this with Friday and cheese
2:02 Damn it, mushroom
5:03 I don't know do you want to go to bed with Abu ( I have no idea )
5:31 FYI filet mignon is steak
6:44 Close your mouth, I love roast chicken
7:42 I am creme brulee ( FYI a dessert )
Abu is the monkey in Aladdin 🤣😅
@@sophiaannc.bellosillo8683 I knew that🤣 just whY liLy wHy aBu
I’m not good at french, but when she said “fromage”, I started looking for the comment😂
@@juliesander4885 lololol you're welComE
I was wondering why nobody was commenting about the French 💀💀
"I can show you the word"
"I can show it to myseeeeelf"
Totally with you on that stupid "one month anniversary" thing. It's ridiculous and kind of devalues the importance of things like year anniversaries.
+The Phantasm je suis creme brulé.
+The Phantasm Me and my boyfriend did 1month anniversary and all the way up to 1 year. But that is mostly cause we are in a long distance relationship so that is just 10 times harder than a normal one. (In my opinion). We been 1 year together and now we dont really do anniversary unless 2 years and 3 years and so on. We been together 1 year and met abit after 1 year :3.
its a wtf thing
+The Phantasm My biggest issue with it is that the ann part of anniversary refers to a year. YOU CANNOT HAVE A ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY. Like do what you want with the cutesy celebrations - if it makes you happy I won't judge, but use words that make sense
Yeah tbh the only
Things worth mentioning are real 6 months or a year
"30 days of awkwardly kissing, holding hands, and still pretending that we don't fart." YES LILLY
lol
"We, we should take the garbage out its really starting to smell over here..." (Fans air towards garbage)
+Miguel Guerrero where is the lie tho
+Mark Harrison literally no where
+Kate Whitepaw (Awesome Person) 😂😂😂
You could be the best girlfriend.. (Now i sound cheesy)
1) you are independent.. Best type of relationship
2) you arent dramatic.. You are logical.. So it will be easier to express as you will understand men more. Less worried about maintaining you
3) you are matured❤
Bish I relate to much 😂 I legit get bored of guys after a month of "OMG BABBBYYYY UR MY LOVE" like what's wrong with a guy you can share memes with and casually sleep with after? CAN I GET AN AMEN??? 😂
Danylo if you get bored u can never loved. And if u cannot love maybe it's hard for u to get a partner in life!
AMEN MY GURL!
Amen sis
It happens to me too... sometimes it feels annoying that I have to be his alarm clock/reminders.
'& I can fart in front of my Netflix', I started cry laughing😂😂😂
Right in 1:41
Lily should so make a part two #loveyourfrench
SCANMER FAKE DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!
+IISuperwomanII you are fake
+Yasmin Hussein Haineux < Merde
"Boy I can show myself the world!"😂😂😂
OMFG THE WENT TO A SUMMER CAMP AND THEY ALWAYS SAID "mitochondria is powerhouse of the cell" and I never got why. And you made a great joke
here is what google translate said that she said in french:
Hello, my name is Lilly. I like otowa ... red mill.
damn it. mushroom.
I do not want to sleep with Abu.
close your mouth. I love roti chicken.
phoebe doering 😂😂😂😂
Also
“I am creme brulee”
Isn't it "Do you want to sleep with Abu" ?
"You can create a clone of Regina George with all this plastic wrap'' laughed so hard
That made my day!!!!!!
Same
Spam!!!☝🏼️ my instinct, probably don't click on that damn link unless you wanna virus..? Lol not a real superwoman account you can even click on the acc to see it
your not the real superwoman
when she said that she can make a clone of Regina goerge it felt to me that she was gonna do a clone of me
"Less emotions more kissing my neck "
Omg same 😂😂
Me.
Yesssssss
6:40 xd
The French parts killed me😭😂😂 especially if you speak French😌 if you speak French raise your hand🙋
Marlene Kouassi 🙋♀️ it was hilarious
Marlene Kouassi 🙌♀ LOOLLLLL
Ça m'a tuer 😂😂😂
🙋🏼♀️
"Fermer les bouches je dors, poulet rôti" love her 🤣
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" I died....
LOL I agree about the flowers just bring me food man
that's good^
right
If my boyfriend buys me those flowers made out of BACON i will marry him on the spot
you get me 😂😂
sameeee food is life
Who got the "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" joke
Haha no one 😅
I did!
+Druxy Dz It was simple biology, how couldn't you know.... These kids probably be Googling it now though.
Me, because I passed pre-K
Wasn't even a joke. It's hematology.
Aladdin would feel so bad I swear!
Aladdin- "I can show you the world!"Jasmine/Lilly- "I can show myself the world!" Also who is watching in 2017
Obligations ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😑
‘I am too independent to depend on you’
You got that right 🤣🤣
Flowers don't solve problems
But food does
girl ! ur not a bad gf . ur just a real person who is grown up and sensible. Trust me ! there r a lot of people who appreciate tht .
Lilly is just so practical and realistic like dude 🤣🤣😂
I don't really speak French but I kind of understand it since I'm Italian and I love that a lot of the words she's saying are food related ahahah
I think she would be a great girlfriend
She loovvesss food
She wears sweetpants
She is confident
She is pretty
She is funny and simple
SHE IS PERFECT #goals👌👌👌👌
Jori Tabaku she is perfect
Jori Tabaku yassssssss I know right
Crazy hum an being yes I know and I love your wall paper
And the more important : She said that she doesnt want to x)
Jori Tabaku I agree 1,000,000%
OMG, u said your the worst girlfriend ever, Ryan Higa said he was the worst boyfriend ever, OTP OTP OTP OTP OTPPPPP
+lauren kelly OOOOOOO i see it too!
+lauren kelly Yaaaasssss
XD you see the connection ;)
+lauren kelly ....not bad.... not bad at all!!!!
Made my day xo
I agree with everything said. It was like she was preaching and I'm over here saying "Amen sister!"
Holy crap Lilly we're actually the same person xD
+Hevesh5 !!! :D
hallo :3
+Hevesh5 I clicked on your channel, because you have the verified tick by your name, and can I just say, you are an extremely talented human. I subscribed to your channel. Keep doing what you do. :)
I'm natively the same person to u
me too hahaha
that's why I broke up with my "boyfriend". I'm not air - so please be able to live without me at least for 5 minutes 😧
ain't nobody got time for that ish💁 I have important ish to do #Single #Workaholic
+Moly2Loly #exactlythesame 👌👌
"Fermez le bouche, je dors, poulet rôti" OMG, I laughed so hard to this one. She's just saying all the french words she knows and it's genius. :')
In fact, she mostly know food related words, that don't surprise me at all !
TeylaEmagan lol IKR😂
Ikr dead at this part😂😌 especially if you speak French
TeylaEmagan Alllllllllllll I Want For Christmas is foooooooooooood
Im pretty sure its J'adore not je dors
TeylaEmagan Yeah me too
She is my girl crush
same lol
1:23 "Qu'est-ce que c'est avec vendredi et fromage?" lol What is that with friday and cheese hahahha
This one's glorious aswell "Je ne sais pas, voulez-vous choucher avec Appu" lol "I don't know, do you want to sleep with Appu?"
anyone who watches this and speaks french will die, it made no sense 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Je suis crème brûlée" 😂😂😂
+negar tayarani +nono rara its literally the french they teach outside of Quebec in Canada 😂😂😂😂
+Menar Al-Najjar I just imagined a teacher trying to explain "sacre-bleu champignon" to his students 😂
+Menar Al-Najjar That was sooooooooo funny ! Never laughed so much "Fermer la bouche ! J'adore poulet rôti" !!! :'D
That was funny af 😂
When Ryan Higa is the worst boyfriend and you are the worst girlfriend you should date each other cause negativ x negativ = positiv :D :P
haha yup !
Lol
+phantalily Omg!! That's exactly I was thinking! XD
Omg I was just thinking that 😂
OMG I would be so happy if they date!!!
I'm your girlfriend not your respiratory system....I jus dead 🤣🤣🤣
Fermer la Bouche jadore poulet rôti😭😂😂 lmao
@Britney O I think it's shut up, I love roast chicken
Same tbh
Lily- I'm the worst girlfriend ever
Ryan- I'm the worst boyfriend ever
Me- you're a perfect match!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuan Chan matchmaker, huh?!
Kuan Chan Hahahaha !! We wish !!!
Naaaah bish I ship Ryan with myself Lilly can have D-trix
Lol. Those random french lines though.
Le fromage :D
Je suis crème brûlée! XD
+ninaninaoche Sacré bleu champignon. Lol
+ninaninaoche "I am crème brûlée" ok then
They don't even make sense 😂😂
"boy I can show myself the world" 😂😂😂😂😂
Good one Lilly
Im binge watching all of Lilly's videos 4 years later. And relating on a NEXT LEVEL damn.
For those of you who would like to know what she said in French :
0:15 "Hello ! My name is Lilly, I love Ottawa...Moulin-Rouge"
0:34 "It is terrible ! "
1:23 "What is it with Friday and cheese ?"
2:01 "Golly Gosh ! ... mushrooms" ("sacrebleu" is a reaaaaally old fashioned French curse that like even my grandparents wouldn't use anymore but Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot definitely would ^^)
5:03 "I do not know : do you want to sleep with Apu ?"
6:43 "Shut your mouth, I love roast chicken"
7:43 "I am 'crème brûlée' "
hope it helped have a nice year :)
Zakary Hammoutou knew someone would make it. Thanks 😂
Thanks so much!
Thanks!
I think this is Lilly's most passionate rant yet! LOL
The air canada one was better
xOliviax Gracex I was thinking about Air Canada but since she likes their cookies now, Girlfriend rant it is!
yes
yes me to
"Flowers don't bring back my dead dog" 😂
This is sooooooo freaking relatable!!!!!!!!♥️♥️😂😂😂😂
I started dating someone a month ago I'm about to show this to him and say
this is me embrace it or leave.
what did he do?
+Denise Marshian he laughed and order 2 big fries from McDonald's
That's good! 😀
+Joy Williamson soulmates then :)
^^^^ nice! hes a keeper if he went and got you fries! seems like a nice guy
Then you're perfect for RYAN HIGA!!!!!!!!!
Lol yas😂😂
+Arielle Grant true
Yasssss
What shall there ship name be?????? 😀
Miss FancyPants Lyan or Rily. :)
Back here in 2018 because I can relate to this even more now 😂😂😂
7:10 is me when I have to wake up in the morning
I'd take food over flowers at anytime tho...
Damn right!!!
i'd take food over anything
+1D Directioner same 😂❤️
true
pizza over flowers
Lily clearly works very hard in putting these videos together, unlike other CZcamsrs who just post Q&As. One Love, Superwoman!
You should watch nigahiga (Ryan higa)
He also outs a lot of effort and time into his videos
+aparna yogalingam true. i like their collab together tho 😂
+aparna yogalingam on your side dude, ryanhiga is totes amaze
Das ryt.
+aparna yogalingam He is ridiculously talented and creative
If I go to the airport the next day... Im gonna be charged for two extra 'bags'... 😂😂😂
Thank you for the videos you do. Recently things have been rough and your videos make life a whole lot better.
I dislike all the "Rules" that go with relationships. Like if I'm going to do something, Ima do it cause I love you not cause I have to
nice tiger
RIGHT
You're the worst girlfriend ever, ryan is the worst boy friend ever. So.....
+Zahra Adjie OMG! Yessssssssss
She thinks he's cute so...
k
😎😎😎
Ryan Higa
Boy: 🎶I can show you the world🎶
Girl: 🎶no thanks, I’ve already seen it.🎶
Boy: 🎶Tell me Princess-
Girl: -now when did I say you can call me that?🎶
That independent thing ....yeeh girl that's absolutely right 🤣🔥
Let's face it "1 month anniversary" isn't even proper English.
Anniversary comes from the Latin word anno which means year.
If you want to celebrate a month-aversary it would rather be menseaversary.
Em A Viking
anu agrawal Yes?
maybe it's proper English but it's definitely not proper latin
Tori Lovegood Never claimed it to be proper latin, I wouldn't even argue for it to be considered proper English as it's not used.
However, it would be the technically correct translation.
Em A Viking nerd
I learned two things today
Why I'm single
Superwoman would be a good match for me
Lilly saying random French words during the entire video is giving me life 😂❤
I can relate to evetything 😄😅 ...guess i am the worst gf ever
Number 2 is everything because its so true, I don't need you, I have oxygen and mcdonalds... Bye
+Glorymar Arroyo Chipottle ._. jk mcdonalds is also life
I have oxygen and chocolate...k bye
I have CZcams, pizza, pop corn and fizzy drinks what more do I need
Literally eating mcdonald's while watching this
+Glorymar Arroyo "But I want you..."
If you don't speak french, just know that what she is saying makes no sense 😂
Louise Conor just say two random words and that's what she said!
Louise Conor Ikr lmao😂😂
Louise Conor thanks 😂😂😂😂😂😂
its mostly food related lol
I am French Canadian and this made me laugh out loud 😂
" i don't need you , i might even love you " hahahaha hit the Neil !
Lmao the libra in you jumpedt out and I couldn't relate more lmaoooo
I have never related to something so much, I'm glad I'm not alone
Never had a boyfriend but so true. I don't want a one month anniversary.
every year is fine but wasting money every month is just, no.
+CallMeSam I also don't like flowers, they kinda stink. Lol. (sorry, I am watching while posting comments.
+CallMeSam Btw, I ship you with Adam saleh. I know you guys are real people though and not cartoon characters/book characters. I just think you guys would look so cute together, I mean. I'm not trying to spill the beans or do anything wrong or try to play match maker but you should really do a collab together for Idk what. And plus your his CZcams cr- I mean person and you guys seem to have personalities that would be very compatible to be boy- I mean friends, *Wink* *wink*
I saw your profile pic and instantly thought of Uta from Tokyo Ghoul XD
Aislinn Kurogami Yaay ,you thought right!!
I have never seen anything so accurate.
" I'm too independent to be dependent on you" Legit me😊😊
"Fermer la bouche. J'adore le poulet rôti" 😂😂😂 I mean do you guys realize what this mean? 😂😂😂😂
Tell me what it means 😂
Shut your mouth. I love roast chicken
Shut your mouth, I love chicken roti
+Ana Azoma Ahahaaaa Les parties en français m'ont littéralement anéhanties! She's amazingly funny
Shut your mouth. I love the chicken... Or something like that i donno 😁😁😝
THIS IS WHY you and nigahiga are perfect for each other. Cuz hes the worst boyfriend ever :D
👍🏼
hahaha I had wanted to type this too
Oh yh!
LOl yah 😛🤗
yesssss
Superwoman videos have the magic power to lift up my mood...now I can totally understand how making videos helped her through her depression
4:25 "People are just extras. You shouldn't need them to function." Trueeeeee
Why I'm a bad girlfriend: I call all guys "bro". I try to change to " dude" if I'm in a relationship, but I somehow always end up calling my boyfriend "bro" accidentally...
I still accidentally call my boyfriend "bro" sometimes 😂
There was this kid who liked me last year, and I called him "Lady" I don't think he likes me anymore...
bruhhh
+imcrazysosueme my ex used to HATE when I called him bro lol
I called my bf "man" *cringe*
I feel this entire thing on a spiritual level.
+Daphne M lol. I feel ya!
OH MY GODDD
This video was perfection. !!
I have never seen something SOO relatable!
Boyfriend: (gets me flowers)
Me:(cries because they aren't bacon tacos)
I used to think exactly like this before I had my now long term boyfriend. When you fall in love, trust me, all these things will become normal. You will feel the need to chat with him all night long, send those good night messages, pda etc. :))
+Alexandra Zeres I dunno man, I think it depends on the person. I've had a boyfriend for a few years now and we kinda do everything she said in the video haha. We're both super independent, we go live our own lives most of the time, we don't really do a lot of super sappy romantic stuff and we like our time alone. But I think we've worked so well because we are both like that, and I know that there are people who feel differently. Just saying it's not the same for everyone.
that wouldn't happen with me :p I can say that
Aww that's so cute.
+Alexandra Zeres Not everyone is like you.
+PiperTheDragonFairy Kinda wish I could feel that way, I hate being alone XD
1 month anniversary... I mean you have been through 1 period so that's kind of an accomplishment
No for real though this video is relatable af
+Girl Next Door sooo relatable 😂
Oh my goodness.... I’m laughing so hard because the French was hilarious!!! I had to rewatch parts! I really hope ya’ll know French, because it just makes this video HILARIOUS!!!! 😂🤣😂
Boyfriend: Hey will you make me a sandwich?
Me: Nah bro you make me a sandwich, oh and get me some chips too!
😂😂😂😂 me af
lol...😂😂😂
Oh and maybe a drink! And bring it here! And put in a movie!
omfg yes!
Don't forget the ketchup.
Bf "You hang up, I don't want to hang up on you"
Me "Kay, Cya"
+LishTV There is an unwritten rule stating that the person that called is supposed to hang up but couples do thier "romantic" thing anyway :D
i see u everywhere
Lol the random French words strung together... I'm dead
Exactly when she said 'Flowers don't bring back my dead dog' in a game, I was digging through a flower pot and fond a dead puppy
"Still pretending we don't fart!" I died! OMG! LOVE this video...I think you're amazing!
Lolll
+Hashtag Zoe Lol IKR
You comment on Rachel Ballinger's channel!
Omg I love ur videos I see ur comments literally EVERYWHERE on CZcams
+Hashtag Zoe...I love watching her video and always enjoy your comments!
Ryan Higa says he's the worst boyfriend ever... Lilly says she's the worst girlfriend ever... Maybe it's just meant to be 😉
Do they have a ship name?
Worst relationship LOL
Hahaha!!!!!! That would be so perfect though!!😂
I was gonna comment this somewhere once I saw "Worst Boyfriend Ever" from him in my suggestions LOL. aLso I'm da 100th like😜
Yaasss