Half in the Bag Episode 22: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and 2011 Re-Cap
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- ORIGINAL UPLOAD DATE: January 8, 2012
Mike and Jay discuss the latest film from David Fincher, as well as some other 2011 releases that they were too lazy to review earlier in the year. - Zábava
This was Jay's worst hair/beard phase.
poo McDolan He looks like he converted to islam
***** Or robocop.
poo McDolan We all got trought that Wolverine phase...
poo McDolan Jihad Jay
+poo McDolan yeah what a douchebeard he's got in this one, oh my goooooooodddd
So glad Jay filled in the missing parts of his beard.
"No matter how good a film is, it will always be bad" - I live by these words
He said, before looking forward to Prometheus and The Hobbit.
If you think Jay’s chinstrap looks good, you also have a chinstrap
This is the only chinstrap that I've seen that doesn't seem douchy at all though
@@acidset it may not be douchy, but it was still terrible
Back in a time when Jay and Mike looked forward to sequels and superhero movies...
"I'm really looking forward to Prometheus" Oh Jay...
+BucketCapacity "The Hobbit"
Oh no...
Kurt Adams JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ! WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHHHHHHIT !
Jokes aside, Prometheus was one of the worst movies in science fiction history. Period.
I was too...
😂😂😂
Most of that list. Oof.
These old episodes are like time-capsules.
LVCIVS · CORNELIVS · SVLLA I’ll put them in a time capsule, Lucius, and bury it.
Wait was this made in 2011 or 2015 I’m confused
@@PwnZombie made in 2011, reuploaded to CZcams in 2015. It's not that confusing :P
@Iafiv Iv I think you need to lay off the capsules bud
@@Wabajak13 that rape joke was pretty dumb.
Jays beard. Oh no.
"It's not for everyone. It's barely for anyone." haha
"All I know is the places I'll go won't include libraries."
- Jay Bauman
Jay used to look like an extra in The Witness starring Harrison Ford
kinda like an amish guy who just discovered mcdonalds and crack cocain... jk of course
Such a strapping chap with that chin strap
Melancholia: "It's barely for anyone"
- Mike
Amish Jay
No wonder that VCR never gets repaired; Amish shun electricity.
"I feel bad for movies these days"
Oh 2011 Jay, so naive...
RIP Jay and his Amish beard
Yes. RIP Jay.
Mike: She's a weirdo, she does horrible things
Jay: laughs with glee
Ah yes, the Amish Jay era.
Jay looks like he’s stowed away nuts for the winter.
I love watching this for the first time in 2015... Jay was looking forward to seeing Prometheus and The Hobbit. Heh.
I love watching this forthe first time in 2021...
@@leob4403 Well I loooove watching this for the first time in... Ahhh WhAteVEr. Fuck u!
Lookin' good, Jay. Love that upside-down-head look
25:44 the chuckle from Jay filled the empty void in my soul with jay(i mean joy)
1:44
For a split second I thought they said:
“I’m Mike”
“and I’m gay”
Jay rockin' that Amish in the big city look
I find Dunst attractive too Mike, its ok.
These guys are the best.
6:28 LOL this whole part is hilarious
the half with the bag on tattoo
5:58 Mike describes The Girl In The Spiders Web: A New Dragon Tattoo Story
Thanks for the Dunst In Checks In recommendation.
Reverend Dank I think it was Dunst in Czech's Inn
i love kirsten's teeth. that's part of her appeal
I was always a Kirsten Dunst fan too, Mike. Melancholia was a gift to us...
Gay
@@knowthycell I’m a dude. It’s the opposite of gay to enjoy a naked Kirsten Dunst.
@@knowthycellextremely
My entire body cringed when Jay said 'I'm really looking forward to Prometheus, and the new Hobbit trilogy'
God, I want more movies like this!
I love Kirsten Dunst's teeth.
"Prometheus... I'm really looking forward to that". Oh poor poor Jay
Maybe this is every recap before 2016-2017 onwards, but man we had it so fucking good back then, it was almost a luxury to complain about remakes back then.
You may not like it, but this is what peak Jay looks like
Jesus Christ, it's 2019
Jesus Christ, it’s 2019
THE1NONLY1 yeah I did
Jesus Christ, it's 2025
Jesus fuckin stop dancing christ it's 2067!!!
Mikey! When they are talking about Bridesmaids.... Jay said "I felt like it was a little too self indulgent.." all seriously n Mike just said "Bridesmaids?" lolololol
I'm cracking up.. i would've ran with that. Bridesmaids felt kinda envious to me..Like it wanted to be the center of attention almost...
I wonder what 2011 Jay would think of the film Deliverance...
While I didn't like the story, you can't deny that David Fincher knows how to direct.
Jay's reaction and Plinket's acting is the most genuine thing about 2021.
melancholia sounds kinda like the writer likes majora's mask quite a lot
It's Majora's mask but less depressing
Have you guys done a review on "The Road?" If you haven't you should and If you have....where is it?
Avengers, Hobbit, TDKR, and Prometheus all came out in the same year? My brain doesn't understand that.
Jay’s “Romper Stomper” look.
18:02 that was _dead on_ for me
David Fincher is the best director working Today in Hollywood
Uwe Boll is way better.
Nah, not really, but he is really really good.
pablo henriquez We could start looking for better material you know, quit these pulpy discount books, make more fight clubs and sevens.
+pablo henriquez Adam Sandler is a Stanley Kubrick in the making.
I like to stick metal forks into electrical outlets.
Alexander Chin He IS a Stanley Kubrick in the making. It's just that the process is really, really, really, REALY slow.
Mike is the only person I've ever heard agree with me that Bridesmaids is depressing. i really didn't even enjoy it because it was more sad than funny. and everyone else tells me thats a weird take and they didn't think it was sad. but Mike is on my side, so I'm right.
"Opinions are like assholes; mine is right." - Mike Stoklasa
@@aaronwebb1548 except that I don’t stick my finger in my opinion all day and smell it when I get a chance.
@@knowthycell Well you and Mike have different values.
@@aaronwebb1548 👉🏻
The goth get up is very much armor. It's a protective spikey garb against the world. If you watch the original trilogy, the third movie especially, this is very clear.
I like Jay's Rap-Metal Vocalist phase.
I love this film one of my favorites of all time.Iwish sony would get there shit together and do the sequels but it probably won't happen.They're too busy rebooting spider-man over and over again
all the good points they mention about GWTDT are from the novel lol
Yeah? And Fincher captured them well on film. I don't see how that detracts from the film at all - it was a fantastic recreation of the first book.
These guys crack me up
If you choose to ever re-watch Melancholia, imagine that the characters already know about the oncoming rogue planet during the wedding reception. It's visible to the naked eye that evening, scientists would know all about it by now. Was the wedding perhaps an excuse to throw a big celebration with family? Justine keeps looking up at it, while the rest of the folks at the wedding are acting like it's not a big deal. She's in the mood she is because sees the end coming, while everyone else is in denial. Then in the second half, we see that she's come to peace with it, whereas Justine's sis and bro in law were in denial during the wedding and thus handling it much more poorly than Justine was before. The husband, who doesn't seem to visibly grieve at all on the final day, doesn't even make it to the end.
You can choose to accept your fate and embrace our inevitable and beautiful end, or you can pretend everything is normal and then be much worse off once the truth can no longer be ignored.
First part was dumb, but that reflection was on point
The rape scene made mike physically uncomfortable
Jay's trying on different facial hairs like a mii character.
Odd how at 6:30 mark he describes Captain Marvel... jumping on a train and flipping thru a window....
13:41 in contention for the best edit ever made, ever.
Rooney was good, but you just can't replace Noomi in this movie in my opinion. She was so powerful in this role in the original version.
"feel bad for movies these days." How times change.
I was a bit disappointed by The Muppets, though I thought it was okay. I was hoping for something better.
NORMIES ON FACEBOOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sam Shiiv i scrolled down looking for this exact comment.
In five years from now people are going to look back at comments like these and be like "..holy shit, I forgot about that embarrassing Pepe phase all the idiots went through"
@@IzayaV But normies isn't new. It's just kinda more prominent now. This stuff was a thing even back in early 2000s forums and all.
@@IzayaV People in glass houses, Mr. owo
@@IzayaV lol no, not yet
19:14 Could be said about Stranger Things also
2012 was mostly a trash year... 2011 was a gold mine by comparison! A GOLD MINE! Ok there were a few good flicks in 2012, but if you look at the box-office it was pretty damn weak overall.
The original is better. In every way. A must watch.
Even they couldn't predict the oncoming mainstream cultural appropriation of nerdom that The Avengers heralded
Was this taken offline and then re-published at some point? Weird it's a 2011 catch up and the video was apparently published Jun 26 2015.
I'd imagine is has something to do with them leaving machinima and getting all their old content back
@@KnowsFilms ah didn't know they were with them, thanks!
“Sardine? Pretzel?” - Jay Bauman 2011
I don't suppose there is a point in commenting on a video this old but as I watch this in 2020 there are three more books, not by Stieg Larsson who died in 2004 but by David Lagercrantz. I recently read his first sequel and I hesitate to spoil it for anyone but the girl with the tattoo goes without any action for a long period and just survives by her wits for a while in hiding. This was basically an interesting tutorial in how to obtain a safe house by the quickest and easiest means possible with not much of a network of friends to draw upon. Normally this is no problem in an action movie, the hero simply crashes someplace in an industrial area or a house that happens to be deserted and moves on after a nap or bottle of whiskey or something. Maybe this is plausible enough for most but I think the series is priding itself on realistic and minute procedural details, so it has to make this long stretch interesting, and it does. The whole interface between private and official investigators is a theme for all the novels that I think is skipped in the movies apart from the journalism perspective, a pity, because the private security characters are much more honest in their assessments because getting paid by the job cuts down on the politics interfering. Also you have to be competent in a private firm, although at the bottom rungs, people who urban police call upon to patrol people who get death threats when they can't spare anyone, are not very competent at all. We get more of a picture of competent but not excellent cyber security experts, and its actually very interesting, although I think there are CZcams videos that show more detail as to security methods and devices. The point is, most of this small army of official and private security protecting average urban citizens and small business are outmatched by the much larger, ruthless, criminal and espionage organizations. They would soon lose the struggle were it not for eccentric but oddly overskilled quirky detectives who are the heroes. I am thinking to tune into Homeland to see more of this, also there are a lot of similar scandi procedurals such as The Bridge that are still innovative a decade after airing.
Jay kinda looked like he couldn't get the Saw trap off in time.
In retrospect I wonder if Rich Evans ate Jay's fat
Lol @ the beginning 😭😭😭
The original movies are quitegood. I was very surprised.
maybe I've just watched this too much but has Mike told that train scene before?
Where does the time go...
You know Milwaukee's a dump when it makes Chicago look sophisticated and classy by comparison.
31:30 - Foreshadowing Jay's great disappointments...
I still think Dunst peaked in Jumanji
Wow, the optimism at the end there.
4:21 Mike saying Normies really made my skin crawl
I call this Jay’s Amish period.
Mike keeps channeling Mr Plinket reviews
Watching this from 2015. I love their optimistic "2012's looking up" movie mentions, Prometheus, Dark Knight Rises, The Hobbit. At least the Avengers worked.
They liked DKR
So that’s what Doku Umarov looked like in his twenties.
I thought the second half of melancholia let down the other half and stopped it from being one of my favourites
Mormon Jay, strikes again !! Tan tan tan !
Was "White habibi" a fashionable look in 2012?
Why the fuck am I watching this in 2021???
This movie really deserved a proper sequel with Fincher returning. Instead we got a very odd reboot with none of the talent returning for it. Damn shame.
where uh. can I get a copy of Dunst In Checks in?
Why does the info say this video was published on jun 26 2015, but it feels like it was filmed in 2011? Is it a re-upload?
ya
I will watch the Muppet show no matter how old I get. The Muppets are great
Meh.
I want to see the cool action movie mike describes hahaha
Jay bin-Mohammad
RLM’s reaction to super 8 is about what I expected, despite the fact that it’s my favorite movie of all time
Are you saying Fight Club was stylistically designed to be that way?
Super was great. But reading some of the user reviews was frustrating.
The sketch parts of these reviews are fantastic. The interplay between the characters is so cynical and "schlocky" it kinda wins the internet.
1:44
Did he say "And I'm gay"?
Daniel Hansson yes