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  • @surrealentertainment
    @surrealentertainment Před 5 lety +848

    slow up

  • @Sethoffgrid
    @Sethoffgrid Před 5 lety +6588

    Bill is very good at being specific while being vague at the same time. It's like he's the god of surreal dreams.

    • @gabedubois3580
      @gabedubois3580 Před 4 lety +35

      Hell yeah

    • @rowandowler511
      @rowandowler511 Před 4 lety +103

      I like to imagine that being on lsd is a similar experience to watching bill wurtz

    • @Flowerboi145
      @Flowerboi145 Před 4 lety +81

      Bill is just god trying to communicate with us but he's high and drunk simultaneously. And he's on *_all the drugs_*

    • @Helplmfao
      @Helplmfao Před 4 lety +4

      Words of truth

    • @Imcold1218
      @Imcold1218 Před 4 lety +3

      We should have known.

  • @natj8675
    @natj8675 Před 4 lety +3550

    Bill's video making process:
    -Go to a lake
    -Write it down
    -Analyse
    -Put it in the pan
    -Exploit a computer glitch
    *STOP*
    continue
    -Dig a hole
    -Feel the sense of victory
    done

  • @johnhuman.
    @johnhuman. Před 4 lety +1334

    I feel like he is trying to tell us that he can manipulate time

  • @VazzyCow
    @VazzyCow Před 5 lety +6612

    *I'm going to hell and I'm late for it*

  • @fortniteedits4375
    @fortniteedits4375 Před 5 lety +473

    There is actually a lot of time and effort gone into this editing to make it seem like it's poorly or stylistically edited.

  • @sci_pain3409
    @sci_pain3409 Před 4 lety +2469

    the reason bill hasn’t uploaded in so long is because he’s struggling to find a lake

  • @jamesmathai1138
    @jamesmathai1138 Před 4 lety +1137

    “It’s easy to tell if you’re useless but it’s strange when you tell your friends” is actually really deep. I’m sure Bill infuses some deeper meaning in his lyrics sometimes.

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 Před 3 lety +61

      Yeah I picked up on that... The more times I listen to it, the more deeper feelings and vibes I get from it.

    • @Col.Roy_Mustang
      @Col.Roy_Mustang Před 3 lety +33

      That is the only part that hit hard for me and felt so true and real...I replayed that part 3 times

    • @ryanbui2046
      @ryanbui2046 Před 3 lety +40

      Sometimes it’s just him being weird but then a really heavy theme hits you randomly, Bill really is crazy huh

    • @generalgrevious8246
      @generalgrevious8246 Před 3 lety +3

      F

    • @human69.
      @human69. Před 3 lety +14

      its not that deep but its definitely not shallow

  • @pablofabrizio5085
    @pablofabrizio5085 Před 5 lety +3788

    I'm not sure how many people realise how talented this guy actually is. His understanding of music along with his creativity with structure/arrangement is pretty awesome. Comes up with some funny shit and has a good voice too
    Keep it up my dude

    • @kimjones600
      @kimjones600 Před 5 lety +46

      I'd like to teach the world to sing ... to the music so he'll know it worked

    • @gabedubois3580
      @gabedubois3580 Před 4 lety +33

      He is a true poet

    • @gigany111
      @gigany111 Před 4 lety +48

      Basically in this song he is talking about how everyone in this world is in a rush so sometimes you just have to slow down. Everyone has a role in this world and will need a break, you can't work forever ya know!

    • @ladder3257
      @ladder3257 Před 4 lety +7

      feel the exact same way dude !
      he gives me hope knowing that people like him exist

    • @Seashepherd97
      @Seashepherd97 Před 4 lety +27

      Pablo Fabrizio Oh, absolutely. Nobody has ever made me want to learn music theory quite like Bill Wurtz does. Every single one of his songs has at least one chord progression that makes me go “Oh shit, that sounds amazing, how’d he do that?”

  • @yosuto
    @yosuto Před 5 lety +3258

    Damn bill out here pushing the boundaries of whats possible with art

    • @cluelesswanderer
      @cluelesswanderer Před 5 lety +58

      Yosuto Exactly! Like, it’s so rare that you find something that’s so impossibly original in a completely derived world!

    • @joshuawaldie9940
      @joshuawaldie9940 Před 5 lety +23

      Absolutely! His use of Modal Interchange paired with deep and meaningful lyrics are unmatched!

    • @cluelesswanderer
      @cluelesswanderer Před 5 lety +11

      *read in a funny voice* "My names Acevitamin and I don't like this music so I'm gonna tell everyone I don't like it instead of listening to music I do like." That's you. That's what you sound like.
      Edit: I was just poking fun, I really don't have a problem with people who have different preferences. So don't @ me.

    • @cluelesswanderer
      @cluelesswanderer Před 5 lety +3

      @acevitamin I mean, I'm just messin around, obviously it's a preference thing.

    • @chezbuggaman1543
      @chezbuggaman1543 Před 5 lety +2

      If someone has a opinion what's so bad about it? If someone doesn't think the same as you dont rape their heart out.

  • @MayliSong
    @MayliSong Před 4 lety +241

    "Going to hell and I'm late for it" is a pretty raw quote, goddamn.

    • @kanyenortheast3546
      @kanyenortheast3546 Před 3 lety +24

      I cannot wait for the day I can use it in a conversation

    • @sammyjaohnson5631
      @sammyjaohnson5631 Před 2 lety +1

      Why is he going to hell that was the second time i hurd that in his songs i know his lyrics got no meaning and all but still

    • @fusion772
      @fusion772 Před 2 lety

      Because it's the DEEPER MEANING

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Před rokem

      it's amazing that someone managed to describe a biglaw associate's morning commute so comprehensively without living it

  • @danishamirul1543
    @danishamirul1543 Před 4 lety +248

    0:17
    " My hat is *bent* .
    *OH I GOT A BENT HAT* "

    • @Zachbosseye8085
      @Zachbosseye8085 Před 4 lety +16

      straighten it out then twist it all around

    • @JeffrGeffr
      @JeffrGeffr Před 3 lety +14

      then put it down

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls Před 3 lety +12

      And I'm bobblin down 124th Street

    • @ShonaS
      @ShonaS Před 3 lety +10

      maybe you shuold slow down, straighten it out, ya know? then twist it all around, then maybe put it down?

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ShonaS then go bobblin down 124th street? go bobblin towards a brand new brighter day!
      while the radio plays a brand new type of music, and the universe is starting to shake?

  • @taniamanik2012
    @taniamanik2012 Před 5 lety +717

    "and it's easy to feel if you're useless but it's strange to tell your friends"
    I literally went through this today.

  • @quibby8627
    @quibby8627 Před 5 lety +3145

    I can’t wait 100 years from now historians will have to analyze this

    • @6squall9
      @6squall9 Před 5 lety +136

      they will always be trying to figure it out

    • @apotato1433
      @apotato1433 Před 5 lety +164

      I want to be in that history class analysing bill wurtz

    • @tjarod11
      @tjarod11 Před 5 lety +90

      Getting high was a major ritual to our ancestors. It is believed they'd use their cell phone idol and sing the hymns of Bill Wurts while vaping THC. Although this theory has come into question previously as we learned that they could only vape nicotine at that time.

    • @roxasfox8718
      @roxasfox8718 Před 5 lety +3

      Ikr

    • @SSQMinky
      @SSQMinky Před 5 lety +12

      Doublerainbow123 _
      Is this a message to the future historians?

  • @Q3020Q
    @Q3020Q Před 3 lety +685

    There is a deep irony in the music writing here in relation to the time signatures. He is asking us to slow down, yet he consistently chooses to cut off of the last beat on some of the bars. Wurtz is creating an effect in the music that "skips" us forward in time to the next bar, essentially speeding us up.
    The easiest example of this is the last 11 bars that are written in 7/4. The more insane areas are closer to the start where he is not simply cutting the bars off one beat early, he will cut them off a half a beat early, AND without warning. You end up with really difficult to count bars and the only way you can really describe it is with halves in the time signature like 5.5/16, or 3.5/4 because the rest of the bar before the end is not actually subdivided smaller than the previous bar. For the 15/8 section it was so difficult I just gave up trying to figure it out by ear and just guessed it for the whole section. Would love to know if anyone else has tried to figure out that puzzle.
    Funk Section 2 and 3 have the 6/8 bars with triplets near the end, also creating the effect of speeding up rather than slowing down. Then right after you get a 2/4 bar that trips you up. It is almost like you went to fast and got dizzy. Funk Section 2 and 3 have some interesting stuff in the middle, but it doesn't deviate from 4/4, almost as if he is holding back just how bonkers he could have made this song, getting progressively simpler towards the end, as if he himself is slowing down his writing. This whole composition is brilliant.
    Intro Arpeggios:
    4 bars 4/16 ("timekeeping)
    1 bars 5.5/16
    Funk Section 1:
    3 bars 4/4 ("Look at the time")
    1 bar 3.5/4
    1 bar 15/8 ("slow it right off the wall")
    Funk Section 2:
    18 bars of 4/4 ("my hat is bent")
    2 bars of 6/8 ("and the world goes round")
    1 bar of 2/4
    Funk Section 3:
    18 bars of 4/4 ("inside the video")
    2 bars of 6/8 ("then the roof blew off again")
    1 bar of 2/4
    Outro 1:
    9 bars 4/4 ("and the hurricanes")
    Outro 2:
    11 bars 7/4 ("Going very very really slowly now...")

    • @millianarakuzen
      @millianarakuzen Před 3 lety +114

      I greatly appreciate your effort to analyze despite only understand 5% of this

    • @iexist1300
      @iexist1300 Před 3 lety +56

      I don't understand enough music to know what your saying but I know what your trying to meen. Basicly your saying that it changes bars early giving the feeling of moving faster.

    • @damienmaymdien6367
      @damienmaymdien6367 Před 3 lety +42

      Bill Wurtz is actually some sort of genius demigod.

    • @FinnishArsonist
      @FinnishArsonist Před 3 lety +17

      On the 15/8 section, it feels that it's 3 bars 4/4, 1 bar 4.5/4 and then 1 bar 15/8

    • @TGCPhilip
      @TGCPhilip Před 3 lety +4

      I didn't read sorry

  • @jadenonthewall6262
    @jadenonthewall6262 Před 3 lety +202

    Fun fact: The line “ The physicists are always letting it bounce around” Is incredibly more accurate then you would’ve guessed, as some clocks function by letting a single particle bounce around a small area, and every time it hits a wall the time is Advanced one second. Look it up, it’s pretty cool.

  • @imstillwell
    @imstillwell Před 5 lety +1215

    *"Its easy to feel if you're useless, but its strange when you tell your friends."* thats going on my tombstone

    • @joncarbattery2541
      @joncarbattery2541 Před 5 lety +63

      "Oh Hey, thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of
      💗*G A R B A G E*💖"

    • @6squall9
      @6squall9 Před 5 lety +6

      @@joncarbattery2541 OMG that's like the best tombstone quote!

    • @michiev
      @michiev Před 5 lety +9

      oy, this one hits hard when all my friends are assholes.

    • @synovialpith
      @synovialpith Před 5 lety +7

      I'm gonna go steal this for my senior quote bye

    • @xndr9127
      @xndr9127 Před 5 lety +1

      I'm using the fax machine one

  • @byhorizon6155
    @byhorizon6155 Před 5 lety +4309

    Here’s the thing. Everybody fanboys over the graphics, but guys. Give the guy some credit for the *SERIOUSLY SEXY MUSIC THEORY TALENT* he has.

    • @CBusschaert
      @CBusschaert Před 5 lety +140

      I listen to these more than I watch them

    • @nathanbrodeur5856
      @nathanbrodeur5856 Před 5 lety +29

      Non musical person here. Watcha mean by that?

    • @squirtlett7369
      @squirtlett7369 Před 5 lety +83

      Musical person here. What is music theory?

    • @aveysquarerooted1417
      @aveysquarerooted1417 Před 5 lety +84

      no literally the songs are so good
      my favorite is mt. st. helens

    • @byhorizon6155
      @byhorizon6155 Před 5 lety +115

      Nathan Brodeur chord progressions, timing and such

  • @michaeldebidart
    @michaeldebidart Před 4 lety +103

    0:57 “I’m going to hell and I’m late for it”
    That got me on a personal level

  • @piguy8876
    @piguy8876 Před 4 lety +551

    Bill Wurtz: *”slow down”*
    Me: *listens to the song at 0.25x speed*

    • @icegiant7350
      @icegiant7350 Před 4 lety +24

      Ok, truly underrated. The only commented I actually laughed at

    • @piguy8876
      @piguy8876 Před 4 lety +9

      @Ice Giant Thank you!

    • @theb2rd
      @theb2rd Před 3 lety +9

      I feel like I'm high

    • @alexevenstar3214
      @alexevenstar3214 Před 3 lety +6

      I think my brain just broke....

    • @Jake-rj6ql
      @Jake-rj6ql Před 3 lety +8

      It's terrifying at some points like that 😂 also I rewarded this playing with the speed level at random points after seeing this and it was good fun

  • @nolalaska
    @nolalaska Před 5 lety +233

    You don’t need to comment first
    *you gotta slow down*

    • @DebugCat
      @DebugCat Před 5 lety +1

      if everyone slows down there will never be a comment on the video, and so no one will be first

    • @legume7469
      @legume7469 Před 5 lety

      First

    • @Greg-ix4nu
      @Greg-ix4nu Před 5 lety

      Twenty third or so

  • @squishie2297
    @squishie2297 Před 5 lety +467

    bill said to slow down so i'm watching this at 0.25x playback speed

  • @sophiamalcolm2119
    @sophiamalcolm2119 Před 4 lety +143

    No one's talking about how the clock at the beginning moves counter-clockwise

    • @pointthink
      @pointthink Před 3 lety +5

      Oh shit

    • @Galaxy-qf4vc
      @Galaxy-qf4vc Před 3 lety +20

      I mean, he said “The clock is telling it all wrong”

    • @user-ls9dx6ui3z
      @user-ls9dx6ui3z Před 3 lety +5

      I’m not gonna un-see that and it’s doing things to be that I cannot explain.
      ...
      Thank you.

    • @name7692
      @name7692 Před 3 lety +1

      if this man is a prophet, which I believe he is, that's bad

    • @human69.
      @human69. Před 3 lety +4

      it slowed down so much it went backwards

  • @sagethebirb6049
    @sagethebirb6049 Před 3 lety +85

    First moments of Minecraft
    Dig a hole
    Feel a sense of victory
    *done*

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist Před 5 lety +7432

    I drop whatever it is I'm doing whenever I get that sweet sweet Bill Wurtz notification.

  • @doritopenguin3048
    @doritopenguin3048 Před 5 lety +2007

    Bill's songs remind me of dreams. Probably cause I know they should mean something, but at face value they look like surreal nonsense.

    • @MrYeahman007
      @MrYeahman007 Před 5 lety +73

      You hit the nail on the head

    • @Beatitat
      @Beatitat Před 5 lety +13

      I've never seen a comment more perfect..

    • @Bwizz245
      @Bwizz245 Před 5 lety +11

      Dreams don’t mean shit, they really are just surrealist nonsense

    • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
      @MicrowavedAlastair5390 Před 5 lety +8

      @@Bwizz245 Usually, my dreams do mean something. Usually that I need to control my anxiety. Occasionally they enlighten me on my worst fears. I mean, there's no other reason I would dream of becoming a horrifying murderous man-eating shapeshifter while a volcano erupts and covers the country in ash, as people try to murder people I care about. Where the shape shifting came in, I don't know, but I am afraid of the rest of those in some form, usually debilitating anxiety. Especially the one where I become a murderous psychopath. Why my brain needs to explore these possibilities, I don't know, but it's certainly irritating. Fun times.

    • @gnostaoticanarchangautalch4225
      @gnostaoticanarchangautalch4225 Před 5 lety +4

      Ive had dreams that are more surreal than bills and traumatized me more than nightmares (like one where there was a line in a void on the horizon and mermaid man and barnicle boy?!!!???!!? And it distorted the line AND THEN EVERYTHING WENT ARY, *AND IT GOT SCARYER THEY STARTED TALKING...* _BUT IT WAS NOT RIGHT_ THEY SOUNDED LIKE *HIGH DRUNK PEOPLE* ON THE _MOON_ *_THAT HAD BEEN EATING PLASTIC_* and it hurt me physically -I cOuLD fEEl pAIN- and it was *_horrible_* *_-and it made me want to ImPAiL mYSELF-_* ( -and i had those kinds of dreams multiple times- )

  • @PeacefulTQ
    @PeacefulTQ Před 3 lety +19

    we gonna appreciate how at 3:01 the word raising is actually raising

  • @fiftyways
    @fiftyways Před 3 lety +59

    These videos genuinely feel like they were birthed from a recording of someone’s dreams

  • @DaksDominoes
    @DaksDominoes Před 5 lety +2106

    woah there friend you might need to slow down...

    • @athanasiusleong3815
      @athanasiusleong3815 Před 5 lety +43

      DaksDominos _black ink proceeds to pour from the top of the screen_

    • @PierrickYAH
      @PierrickYAH Před 5 lety +28

      Maybe time is an invention of human conception an illusion created by - *BEEP BEEP **_client's name_** BEEP BEEP BEEP*

    • @ramosravenclaw3552
      @ramosravenclaw3552 Před 5 lety +13

      *Everyone slowly begins to decay.*

    • @alexrich9805
      @alexrich9805 Před 5 lety +24

      *green is not a creative color*

    • @cosmicchickenmarble9081
      @cosmicchickenmarble9081 Před 5 lety +11

      dhmis ptsd alert

  • @CassWs-useless-opinions
    @CassWs-useless-opinions Před 4 lety +531

    "it's easy to feel if you're useless but it's so strange when you tell your friends" there's always at least one line in every bill wurtz song that hits me like a ton of bricks

    • @danielsaxgod5943
      @danielsaxgod5943 Před 3 lety +8

      I understand completely

    • @overmountain
      @overmountain Před 3 lety +34

      “I’m going to hell and I’m late for it”

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 Před 3 lety +30

      "and they touched me in an interesting way
      "and now i'm pregnant
      "with A L I EN S"

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken Před 3 lety +14

      @@unexpected2475 We don't talk about that one

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Nat_the_Chicken good choice

  • @its_jasonBSF
    @its_jasonBSF Před 4 lety +87

    How many genres do you want in your song
    bill wurtz: yes

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Před 3 lety +6

      I'd say it's electronic jazz pop, maybe

    • @AnonyMous-gj7qq
      @AnonyMous-gj7qq Před 3 lety

      @@WiloPolis03 Yes.

    • @michelthunder5061
      @michelthunder5061 Před 3 lety

      @@WiloPolis03 nope
      It sounds like Vaporwave
      Especially at 2:24 till 3:17

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Před 3 lety +1

      @@michelthunder5061 I'd say it definitely has elements of Vaporwave, I hadn't considered that actually. But I think it's hard to define with one label, Bill Wurtz has also himself said in the past (on his questions page) that he doesn't "respect" sorting music into specific genres

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall Před 3 lety

      Unfunny

  • @zenheretic
    @zenheretic Před 3 lety +46

    I just managed to listen to Bill's stuff for the first time in months without feeling pangs of guilt. I won't bore anyone with the details, but my ex left me for my best friend about 6 months ago, and we bonded over Bill's content so much. Every time I would hear his voice, I would think about my ex. But now that I've "reclaimed" this, so to speak, it all feels so good. Thanks for the content, Bill. It means the whole world to me.

  • @gafeleon9032
    @gafeleon9032 Před 5 lety +1375

    It's just me or his videos are getting more structured and with a more cohesive theme?
    It might be just me

    • @chryscantsleep
      @chryscantsleep Před 5 lety +218

      I think the longer one is subbed to bill the more you filter out the randomness and the message becomes clear.

    • @birthoftheblues1123
      @birthoftheblues1123 Před 5 lety +5

      It's still fantastic tho

    • @cheesewizard3965
      @cheesewizard3965 Před 5 lety +74

      "Don't obsess about how time is passing us by. If you become obsessed with how little time there is to enjoy in life, you'll end up not enjoying it in the first place."

    • @scottgreen132
      @scottgreen132 Před 5 lety +7

      Slow down

    • @Seegtease
      @Seegtease Před 5 lety +7

      The last one was... this one... not so much.

  • @JiihaaS
    @JiihaaS Před 5 lety +3414

    The title is an anagram for "Ow, LSD won".

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 Před 4 lety +41

    This is actually an unironically beautiful song, I've always loved Bill Wurtz but damn I was caught off guard by that last minute

  • @vanivanov9571
    @vanivanov9571 Před 3 lety +23

    0:53 "I'm going to hell but I'm late for it. But I'll slow down... and talk about it."
    For lyrical nonsense, this is genuinely accurate to so many people....
    They're well overdue for hell, but they're trying their best to dawdle. It's not so much talking it out and figuring how to fix their direction in life, however, so much as it is broadcasting their sin, bragging about how evil they are in a society which rewards just that.
    Like the murderer who bragged about shooting a Patriot Prayer member in the back to VICE.... Proudly going to hell, but he didn't intend to get there quite so fast.

  • @dylan_Coat
    @dylan_Coat Před 5 lety +593

    Video making process:
    1. go to a lake
    2. write it down
    3. analyze
    4. put it in the pan
    5. exploit a computer glitch
    6. stop
    7. continue
    8. dig a hole
    9. feel the sense of victory

  • @Trolligarch
    @Trolligarch Před 5 lety +2569

    how can we slow down when all of us are rushing to watch your video?

  • @harpymcharpharp2329
    @harpymcharpharp2329 Před 3 lety +21

    You gotta admit,
    *Its pretty effing catchy*

  • @abhishekreddy2425
    @abhishekreddy2425 Před 4 lety +18

    "and it's easy to feel if you're useless, but it's strange when you tell your friends"
    Underrated line

  • @michaelstuart341
    @michaelstuart341 Před 5 lety +445

    2:42 underrated transition

  • @sofiandabby3326
    @sofiandabby3326 Před 5 lety +153

    These songs make me a different kind of happy

  • @_goldfish
    @_goldfish Před 4 lety +701

    Friend: what kind of music do you listen too?
    Me: **looks into the fourth wall**
    Friend: wtf
    Me: *you get the point you seen these comments before*
    Friend: **visible confusion**

    • @Victorsandergamer
      @Victorsandergamer Před 4 lety +20

      Wait, you're my friend

    • @grimmbleaper9981
      @grimmbleaper9981 Před 4 lety +18

      great comment

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken Před 4 lety +8

      I appreciate this

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning Před 4 lety +35

      I didn't expect fourth wall breaking in my comment section, this is some Deadpool level stuff you're doing here. I appreciate it immensely and yet I feel that my privacy was personally violated, as if you stared straight at me through the screen.

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 Před 4 lety +12

      The test subject learned about us we might have to put it down chief

  • @murraymofo972
    @murraymofo972 Před 4 lety +6

    1:45 so I reloaded my fax machine with some fresh clean paper
    so I can slow down and have a slow time printing it out.

  • @jenithesinger1
    @jenithesinger1 Před 5 lety +296

    I live on 124th Street and I am now cautiously looking out my window

  • @sophloaf4190
    @sophloaf4190 Před 5 lety +1674

    Im going to hell, and I'm late for it
    But I'll slow down
    Makes perfect sense

  • @fernsdreams
    @fernsdreams Před 4 lety +8

    online tests when you’re clicking fast: 0:08

  • @dat1mechanic
    @dat1mechanic Před 2 lety +5

    2:06 this actually kinda happened to me, a storm recently hit the uk, and I had to get across the courtyard to make it to my next lesson. When I opened the door, a nearby painting fking flew off the wall and almost killed me flying over my head. somehow the frame nor the paint was damaged

  • @blaizin918
    @blaizin918 Před 5 lety +8526

    i’m convinced this guy writes his scripts with the middle autocorrect button on his phone

    • @theantsaretakingover
      @theantsaretakingover Před 5 lety +158

      blaizin probably

    • @jrjubach
      @jrjubach Před 5 lety +266

      I think so I’ll do it haha is the way you can get it to the end of the day and I will was the day I was gonna I was like a kid and I had a lot going on. (I just did the autocorrect thing on my phone)

    • @theantsaretakingover
      @theantsaretakingover Před 5 lety +106

      Jubach Was was the time to look for the scholarships I gotta is a great year and I hope you can make a better person in your own world and then go to get a job or you do it not to get a job or you want it and then it is not just the person you’re not talking to.

    • @sarahcurry6577
      @sarahcurry6577 Před 5 lety +65

      Hi I wanna know how you are adorable and how you gonna I was gonna you know I know you have a lot to say to him and he said that he is going on the same time I don’t think you can get him out and do do you something else you can tell y’all that you’re going on the same thing I don’t think so ima was the time

    • @confuzedgraphite
      @confuzedgraphite Před 5 lety +40

      Hey I’m going home I have a lot going on in my car so I’ll try and get some work tomorrow I have a lot going to do and then I’m headed out there now so I’ll try and get some more people work at the house I have to work late tomorrow and then I’m headed out there now I can get it back in a bit.

  • @Ballacha
    @Ballacha Před 5 lety +434

    This channel is the closest we can get to interdimensional cable.

    • @jeremytaylorfrancisgleaves3854
      @jeremytaylorfrancisgleaves3854 Před 5 lety +6

      Interdenominational

    • @Ballacha
      @Ballacha Před 5 lety +6

      @@jeremytaylorfrancisgleaves3854 the auto correct on my phone has a weird sense of humour and i'm dyslexic to words longer than 10 letters so

    • @AokiCyber
      @AokiCyber Před 5 lety

      *but is it* ?

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 Před 5 lety +3

      *_Wait i cant read_*

    • @asc3nded132
      @asc3nded132 Před 5 lety +4

      Discoloured Buttflaps morty. *this is inter dimensional cable*

  • @tentanius2609
    @tentanius2609 Před 2 lety +8

    0:25
    *Top ten anime betrayals*

  • @2VeryIceyGaming
    @2VeryIceyGaming Před 4 lety +16

    I’ve always wondered how to personify my adhd

  • @majicomnivore1149
    @majicomnivore1149 Před 5 lety +196

    "look at the time, it's twelve-thirty, I'm going to hell and I'm late for it," holy fuckinnnn shit thats a cool line???

    • @dreadfulroses
      @dreadfulroses Před 4 lety +6

      looks like you slowed down on the word "fuckin"

  • @frostrox469
    @frostrox469 Před 5 lety +1351

    1 second of bill wurtz is 3 weeks of editing

    • @hyperfruit541
      @hyperfruit541 Před 4 lety +60

      Don't blink or you will miss it

    • @ender4344
      @ender4344 Před 4 lety +42

      maybe for u but for a god like him it’s probably a snap of his fingers

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Před 4 lety +32

      @Ender Nah, interviews and his questions page both show that he puts a crap ton of hours into editing these

    • @BossuJmek2k18
      @BossuJmek2k18 Před 3 lety +37

      Bill editing: "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 50 years"

    • @powandwow750
      @powandwow750 Před 3 lety +4

      @@BossuJmek2k18 good meme

  • @iexist1300
    @iexist1300 Před 3 lety +5

    My theory on the video making process is that it's symbolic of his actual video making process. He starts by going to his lake of video ideas, writes them down, than figures out how they could work and refines them, than the exploit a computer glitch could be recording them and animating, than he takes a break, continues and finishes the project after spending some time away from it, than finally has the video compleated.

  • @jackshapiro4668
    @jackshapiro4668 Před 2 lety +8

    I listened to bill wurtz during online school. His music has helped me stay positive and upbeat when I’ve been stressed and overwhelmed.

  • @yoandimov8236
    @yoandimov8236 Před 5 lety +354

    It is impressive that bill wurtz makes lyrics, sings them, makes plans for what else to be in his video, makes the video, and makes a unique soundtrack to go along with the video. He does that for a lot of his videos which are about 3 minutes long each and manages to upload on a fairly frequent basis

    • @coldovengaming8261
      @coldovengaming8261 Před 5 lety

      Brat🖤

    • @MFMegaZeroX7
      @MFMegaZeroX7 Před 5 lety +10

      Don't forget the digging, and putting the lakewater into the frying pan. That part takes the longest from what I've heard.

    • @darlantro
      @darlantro Před 5 lety +3

      Also he doesn't monetize any of these. If you get an add before the video, well you shouldn't have.

    • @ddlc_monika
      @ddlc_monika Před 5 lety +1

      I hope he gets a shitton of money out of this because I like the guy

  • @theafterparty2264
    @theafterparty2264 Před 5 lety +660

    s low d o w n

    • @fuzzbone
      @fuzzbone Před 5 lety +3

      Bts is overrated

    • @theafterparty2264
      @theafterparty2264 Před 5 lety +9

      Daniel Sniderman jokes on u I don’t stan I just have been too lazy to change my profile picture

    • @theafterparty2264
      @theafterparty2264 Před 5 lety +9

      Daniel Sniderman the real illness my guy is making an assumption about someone and then trying to upset them because that’s how you get joy

    • @roelandbr
      @roelandbr Před 5 lety

      Creative

    • @jenniekim-5155
      @jenniekim-5155 Před 4 lety +1

      @@fuzzbone sad you didnt

  • @eddihazel3658
    @eddihazel3658 Před 4 lety +4

    00:33 I love this part with the stick figure bopping down the road! It's so wholesome 😀👍🔥

  • @hwdrlkh
    @hwdrlkh Před 2 lety +2

    Meaning of the song:
    Don't get angry and stop trying, keep trying until you get it right.
    "My hat is bent, oh I got a bent hat, maybe i'll slow down, and straighten it out" Is an example of not giving up.

  • @ieatdeadrats8163
    @ieatdeadrats8163 Před 5 lety +804

    If you think about it. His crazy funny videos are actually pretty good life lessons..

    • @dannymendiola
      @dannymendiola Před 5 lety +16

      the guys who like anime are always thinking about it

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 Před 5 lety +3

      Are you Justin Y? 84 likes in 9 minutes.

    • @Milkycookiez34
      @Milkycookiez34 Před 5 lety +3

      How tf you get top comment 2 times? Teach me your ways

    • @kurtmayer2041
      @kurtmayer2041 Před 5 lety +2

      @@pointofnoreturn2004 slow down there

    • @eppieee1698
      @eppieee1698 Před 5 lety +1

      just a guy who likes anime OMG I saw you in the commentsection of Smosh too XD

  • @tomryan3408
    @tomryan3408 Před 5 lety +246

    Oh, would you look at the time.
    It is currently
    *now*

  • @Col.Roy_Mustang
    @Col.Roy_Mustang Před 3 lety +7

    "It's easy to tell if you're useless but it's strange when you tell your friends."
    That line is so real and so painful...yet its still a reality, why?

  • @charljuliojonnemek2652
    @charljuliojonnemek2652 Před 3 lety +45

    i feel like bill got a messed up business email with "[client's name]"

  • @ignqloof
    @ignqloof Před 5 lety +2942

    *going to hell and I'm late for it*

  • @starboards
    @starboards Před 5 lety +121

    Yall need to slow down and watch the video before commenting

  • @Jess-qp2ky
    @Jess-qp2ky Před 4 lety +6

    “And I’m pondering out about how it’s daily been”
    -Bill Wurtz 2018

  • @snakes-on-skates
    @snakes-on-skates Před 3 lety +7

    These are typically like 3 min long but it feels like an hour.

  • @audreysturdahl1153
    @audreysturdahl1153 Před 5 lety +730

    In all seriousness this might be his best song ever

    • @cillobillo1059
      @cillobillo1059 Před 5 lety +29

      Audrey Sturdahl long long long journey is pretty good as well

    • @teuast
      @teuast Před 5 lety +5

      @@cillobillo1059 i got a real hard time seeing past just did a bad thing, tik tok be damned

    • @josephhowes2663
      @josephhowes2663 Před 5 lety +9

      New canaan

    • @daveconnor6174
      @daveconnor6174 Před 5 lety +4

      Coming back to it 6 months later, I think you might be right

    • @peenixtrite
      @peenixtrite Před 4 lety +1

      @@cillobillo1059 I like both equally.

  • @Carina5707
    @Carina5707 Před 5 lety +165

    I think one of my favorite things about this channel is that he never explains _anything_ . It just _is_ .

    • @Nobynoby2763
      @Nobynoby2763 Před 5 lety +1

      HE NEEDS TO HAVEA LIVE CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYC PLS come to brazil jk

  • @flyingchicken6720
    @flyingchicken6720 Před 3 lety +5

    1:39 but it’s strange when you tell your friends
    Oh silly Bill. *I don’t have any.*

  • @TheFishDoctor_
    @TheFishDoctor_ Před 3 lety +2

    I love how the circle around the clock at the start is perfectly in time with the beat

  • @_bedfish_4699
    @_bedfish_4699 Před 5 lety +1990

    Start of video:
    Pretty meaningful video!
    Rest:
    W h a t did I just w a t c h

  • @Blondesax
    @Blondesax Před 5 lety +587

    0:30 --- This key/style change is about the sexiest thing I've heard in long time.

    • @Journeymanlive
      @Journeymanlive Před 5 lety +30

      hell yeah, uplifting

    • @marcusramis9078
      @marcusramis9078 Před 5 lety +34

      During the 124th st section Bill refrains from playing the root chord of the key (G) to convey the feeling of a dream, which continues until he suddenly pulls us out of the dream with a single "shaky" chord as the song returns to the key of F and he reminds us again to "look at the time". This is honestly such an underrated song.

  • @Knoxlava
    @Knoxlava Před 3 lety +4

    Bill wurtz has somehow managed to capture an actual dream

  • @bearbear7866
    @bearbear7866 Před 3 lety +5

    I spaced out while listening to this and when I tuned back in I was completely and udderly confused, so about the same as is if I hadn't tuned out in the first place.

  • @leef9874
    @leef9874 Před 5 lety +385

    *Sorry, but we don't need drugs if we have bill wurtz*

    • @crispy6127
      @crispy6127 Před 5 lety +9

      Nah fam, watch bill wurtz while on acid

    • @gonfree
      @gonfree Před 5 lety +7

      @@crispy6127 They might actually make sense if you did.

    • @crispy6127
      @crispy6127 Před 5 lety +3

      @@gonfree what

    • @bongle3726
      @bongle3726 Před 5 lety

      Speak for yourself

    • @frostrox469
      @frostrox469 Před 5 lety

      this has been repeated so much

  • @moth.monster
    @moth.monster Před 5 lety +221

    "i'm going to hell but i'm late for it" me too bill

    • @symtheabomination2643
      @symtheabomination2643 Před 5 lety

      Yep

    • @fhusmogg
      @fhusmogg Před 5 lety

      I was listening to this at school and proceeded to make an alarm on my phone at 12:30 and called it "I'm going to hell and I'm late for it"

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 Před 3 lety +2

    Bill’s music is like those dreams you have where everything makes perfect sense in the dream world but no sense once you wake up.

  • @icantdraw3781
    @icantdraw3781 Před 3 lety +3

    Why is "Going to hell and I'm late for it" such a sick line

  • @Milkycookiez34
    @Milkycookiez34 Před 5 lety +146

    God has uploaded

  • @swone100
    @swone100 Před 5 lety +78

    "im not in hell yet"
    "im going to hell and im late for it"
    bill wurtz cinematic universe

  • @Cyborg101a
    @Cyborg101a Před 4 lety +4

    I’m confused yet intrigued

  • @greenwicheditor1058
    @greenwicheditor1058 Před 4 lety +36

    me: *humming this song*
    friend:what song r u humming?
    me: well, a song, like ummmmm just a normal song nothing to be suspicious about.... hehe

  • @luke_darga
    @luke_darga Před 5 lety +75

    “Mt. St. Helens is about to blow up” mentioned “Everything’s green and gold, so I’m not in hell yet.”
    Now, in “Slow Down”, “I’m going to hell and I’m late for it.”
    Any correlation?

    • @holnrew
      @holnrew Před 5 lety +3

      Yes they both mention hell

    • @Unicorn_Barf
      @Unicorn_Barf Před 5 lety

      We need film theorist up here

    • @hyperlife6189
      @hyperlife6189 Před 4 lety

      plus in Mt St Helens he says he'll never slow down

  • @mmeister_5315
    @mmeister_5315 Před 5 lety +132

    *Time wants to know your location.*

    • @DebugCat
      @DebugCat Před 5 lety

      time is the fourth dimension used to describe location, at least in our 3d world.

    • @Mr.Meowgical
      @Mr.Meowgical Před 5 lety

      **blocks promptly, yet kindly**

    • @DebugCat
      @DebugCat Před 5 lety

      @@Mr.Meowgical *NotTime'sAltAccount wants to know your location*

  • @enricopuccimadeinheaven8623

    This makes me feel an emotion that I don't know how to describe.

  • @flamboyance-4061
    @flamboyance-4061 Před 4 lety +5

    I actually live on a street called 124th street, but I never saw bill wurtz :(

  • @garrettgrisso8180
    @garrettgrisso8180 Před 5 lety +220

    i watched it at x.25 speed, is that what you meant Bill?

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy Před 5 lety +465

    Sorry bill, but I like my bent hat, I'm keeping it bent

    • @gligurr
      @gligurr Před 5 lety

      haha funny man you tell funnies haha

    • @batpone
      @batpone Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah, who likes straight things anyway?
      Gay is bae

    • @xcrackervolleyx
      @xcrackervolleyx Před 5 lety

      IronicGibus.mp4

    • @PlayMoGame
      @PlayMoGame Před 5 lety

      This comment was brought to you by the number f*ck you

    • @mindfulselfindulgence
      @mindfulselfindulgence Před 5 lety

      the hat is a representation of individuality, so by keeping it bent means you’re confident enough in yourself to not conform to society.
      good on you

  • @KittyTwitty9876
    @KittyTwitty9876 Před 4 lety +1

    I regularly come back to this song when I'm exhausted with life. And I am renewed in a fresh batch of sorrow.

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork Před 3 lety +3

    This is Bills lost masterpiece. It’s literally perfect

  • @pussyplumber5179
    @pussyplumber5179 Před 5 lety +455

    There's rarely any artists like you that can put out quality songs everytime.

    • @mynameiskrysta
      @mynameiskrysta Před 5 lety +7

      Define _quality_

    • @Momo-po5tn
      @Momo-po5tn Před 5 lety +3

      Do you know of any other artists that make music like this?

    • @kama6592
      @kama6592 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Momo-po5tn Uniqueness doesn't have much to do with quality. It's unique and I enjoy it but to say it's *quality* music is... ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @noahbennett8792
      @noahbennett8792 Před 5 lety

      Do you know what Greenday is?

    • @emotea7843
      @emotea7843 Před 5 lety

      Rollieo Gaming SKXJSM

  • @moofey
    @moofey Před 5 lety +81

    Everyone should be more like [client's name]

  • @onedeltoid
    @onedeltoid Před 4 lety +2

    I like how he has a new character for each video, like he doesn't have one to represent himself.

  • @somebodieschild6232
    @somebodieschild6232 Před 3 lety +7

    its nonsense but it makes sense

  • @notecardartist5350
    @notecardartist5350 Před 5 lety +194

    No one talks about how he says “slow it right off the wall”

  • @drnarwhal2888
    @drnarwhal2888 Před 5 lety +625

    Every video Bill releases feels like a cry for help.

    • @Gilgamesh97C
      @Gilgamesh97C Před 5 lety +39

      Or maybe he's a time Traveler

    • @Somerandomjingleberry
      @Somerandomjingleberry Před 5 lety +49

      Or he’s voicing the cries of help of the masses as one unified concept after the next.

    • @sketchstuffs
      @sketchstuffs Před 5 lety +40

      Or his entire playlist is a carefully constructed puzzle hiding secrets of the universe in musical and visual codes

    • @drnarwhal2888
      @drnarwhal2888 Před 5 lety +18

      You guys are about to give me an existential crisis

    • @funkgoeson4936
      @funkgoeson4936 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Gilgamesh97C maybe from a different universe

  • @elijahrinehart195
    @elijahrinehart195 Před 3 lety +3

    Last bit is my favorite 7/4 groove I’ve ever heard

  • @tuesdaywithanh
    @tuesdaywithanh Před 4 lety +6

    Is this what being next to a black hole is like? I know that the time is weird there, but I didn't think everything else would be so weird too...