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  • čas přidán 30. 03. 2022
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    Laffy Taffy meme, Childhood to adulthood, Pink or Green, Take what's yours and leave, My new twin meme, I’m a Police Officer Copycat meme,
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Komentáře • 6K

  • @JaccAndBot
    @JaccAndBot Před 5 měsíci +6222

    My dad starts ranting about conspiracy theories when hes drunk

  • @leonxforever
    @leonxforever Před 2 měsíci +640

    My dad stares at the tv for 2 minutes and hugs it 💀

    • @Egg-rp6wm
      @Egg-rp6wm Před 2 měsíci +43

      Tv lover real

    • @flower-cu3hi
      @flower-cu3hi Před 2 měsíci +29

      It's kinda cute lol

    • @CeceplaysRoblox_YT
      @CeceplaysRoblox_YT Před 2 měsíci +27

      I think he wants to marry the tv

    • @rachellrico3138
      @rachellrico3138 Před měsícem +18

      He like:I could watch my football cause u here

    • @therealcanadafr
      @therealcanadafr Před měsícem +5

      ​@@rachellrico3138 *ice hockey
      i still respect football even if i don't like it *myself* :>

  • @CINDERSweet.
    @CINDERSweet. Před 2 měsíci +137

    I believe the last time my father was intoxicated, he fairy danced around a bonfire with my uncle and mother laughing at him. It was kind of like a ritual fairy dance too.

  • @Amira_slays13
    @Amira_slays13 Před 3 měsíci +3952

    When my dad is Drunk he starts forgets everything that has happened in his life once he forgot I am his daughter 😭

    • @Wxrlds_arecru3l
      @Wxrlds_arecru3l Před 2 měsíci +126

      Emotional damage

    • @Mershmall0w
      @Mershmall0w Před 2 měsíci +40

      NOO AND SOMEONE HAB POWER TO TURN YOU LIKE TOO 200 TOO

    • @KOD.SpringWolf
      @KOD.SpringWolf Před 2 měsíci +35

      Factory reset

    • @RobloxAmelia825
      @RobloxAmelia825 Před 2 měsíci +11

      DAMN...

    • @Melon.bxnnie
      @Melon.bxnnie Před 2 měsíci +19

      SAME here like ''who are you and where am i who am i..." *aesthetically bumps into a wall* me:MOMMMMM DADS DRUNK AGIAN
      Edit tysm yall this is the most I ever gotten may god bless you

  • @-dolli_lolli
    @-dolli_lolli Před 2 měsíci +1872

    “goh tou yohr roum”
    -drunk mom

    • @-dolli_lolli
      @-dolli_lolli Před 2 měsíci +31

      @@LokiAndCoco HELP😭

    • @Himiko16_
      @Himiko16_ Před 2 měsíci +37

      HELP IM DYIDNENHGABWBW

    • @Rin3rGacha
      @Rin3rGacha Před 2 měsíci +20

      ​@@-dolli_lolli the channel you commented on got deleted. It was my alt 💀

    • @-dolli_lolli
      @-dolli_lolli Před 2 měsíci +11

      @@Rin3rGacha ..so your the same person???

    • @RikaWasHere
      @RikaWasHere Před 2 měsíci +2

      Why did I read that in an Irish accent

  • @Yousmelllikechicken
    @Yousmelllikechicken Před 2 měsíci +4477

    My dad will literally scream my name and then immediately say afterwards “I love you” in the sweetest most feminine voice ever 😭

  • @heartsforurmum
    @heartsforurmum Před 2 měsíci +392

    The only time I remember seeing my dad drunk, he thought I was the cat

  • @Bear_18044
    @Bear_18044 Před 2 měsíci +60

    When my dad gets drunk he just stares at the wall and cries

    • @Modest_hijabi277
      @Modest_hijabi277 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Ur dad might be doing a reflection/grounding bc ig he thinks his a kid and his mom scolded him ig

    • @HellyForBuddies
      @HellyForBuddies Před 2 měsíci +6

      After many years your father finally saw the WALL

  • @Emilysketchs
    @Emilysketchs Před 2 měsíci +2367

    Not my dad starting telling husband life stories and remembers when mom punched his nose and cries💀
    Edit: i meant “his” not husband

    • @bhoomikakandpal2794
      @bhoomikakandpal2794 Před 2 měsíci +33

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @bhoomikakandpal2794
      @bhoomikakandpal2794 Před 2 měsíci +15

      Bro my dad telling his college stories and he tells that one time he offered (prob a flower) something to my mom and mom rejected so he forced and mom slaped him lol.

    • @Emilysketchs
      @Emilysketchs Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@bhoomikakandpal2794 your mom is a strong woman 🤭

    • @Emilysketchs
      @Emilysketchs Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Random_beans79 😭

    • @bhoomikakandpal2794
      @bhoomikakandpal2794 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Emilysketchs IKR

  • @HanazukaNo.2
    @HanazukaNo.2 Před 2 měsíci +1038

    When my dad is drunk he'd just swear in his sleep like "maderfaker" "bollsheyt" "shat the fakap" 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Aesthetic_Black
      @Aesthetic_Black Před 2 měsíci +42

      Same 😂 but at same time it's funny too 😂

    • @bennettbauer
      @bennettbauer Před 2 měsíci +20

      LOL

    • @enemy1980
      @enemy1980 Před 2 měsíci +11

      OMG FR!?

    • @-idk-..
      @-idk-.. Před 2 měsíci +46

      One time my dad did that and I woke up and I whispered “what kind of dream is he having?” In the morning I asked him what he dreamed about he just said “Unicorns”

    • @enemy1980
      @enemy1980 Před 2 měsíci +23

      @@-idk-.. I AM SORRY UNICORNS!?

  • @TotallyNotEarth
    @TotallyNotEarth Před 2 měsíci +283

    My dad just turns on music to full volume then starts vibing like its a karaoke 💀

  • @GlaggleFromGaggleLand
    @GlaggleFromGaggleLand Před 2 měsíci +116

    Once when my dad has drunk he woke me up saying “WHY ARE THERE FLOATING EGGS IN THE CEILING”
    Like bro, how drunk was he to image floating eggs 😭😭

  • @Nami-zxq
    @Nami-zxq Před 6 měsíci +2417

    One time my dad was drunk once and when I went to the restroom I saw my dad laying on the bathroom floor sleeping 💀💀💀

    • @Shanaq
      @Shanaq Před 3 měsíci +53

      Bro what

    • @user-hf4sl9iq5o
      @user-hf4sl9iq5o Před 3 měsíci +40

      I do that but om never drunk

    • @Axnxgxexl
      @Axnxgxexl Před 3 měsíci +25

      Damn😭

    • @____MOONSTARS____
      @____MOONSTARS____ Před 3 měsíci +19

      I wish my dad was like that

    • @aDuckiefrfr
      @aDuckiefrfr Před 3 měsíci +23

      That’s the most random drunk thing I ever heard of (made you reach 200 likes on the comments)

  • @Alaxooz
    @Alaxooz Před 4 měsíci +884

    Help I love the comments explaining how their dads are when they’re drunk they’re too funny 😭🤚

  • @artina259
    @artina259 Před 2 měsíci +134

    My drunk dad says "what are you doing here go to your husband" when I don't even get a boyfriend😭

    • @MyMelody67803
      @MyMelody67803 Před 2 měsíci +11

      STOP THAT'S DIRTY ASF

    • @Scifi_falls
      @Scifi_falls Před měsícem +12

      Your dad just called you single in 3 ways😭

    • @LeahWolf_111
      @LeahWolf_111 Před 6 dny +2

      Not your dad calling you single in 30 dimensions 🫡😶🤐💀😭😨

    • @artina259
      @artina259 Před 6 dny +2

      @@Scifi_falls ikr😭💔

  • @Banana123.0
    @Banana123.0 Před 2 měsíci +421

    My dad will be looking at me while im in bed and say "what!?!" Its funny and hilarious
    Edit:wow this the most likes i ever gotten thank you guys!!!!

  • @kalma.436
    @kalma.436 Před 2 měsíci +2570

    my dad just says ‘tell your mother she needs to come hug me’ it’s so cute bc he’s normally acting tough
    edit: i didn’t even notice how much this comment got liked til today, 😭 thank you guys for the likes hope you’re all having a lovely day

    • @mavish6662
      @mavish6662 Před 2 měsíci +131

      From this comment I'm sure the father's who act tough are actually softie inside

    • @GAPIsLove_GAPIsLife
      @GAPIsLove_GAPIsLife Před 2 měsíci +53

      Aww :33

    • @Abigail15302
      @Abigail15302 Před 2 měsíci +49

      Thats so sweet😭-

    • @ItzAyaGT
      @ItzAyaGT Před 2 měsíci +26

      How adorable ahhh-

    • @Hilikepancakes
      @Hilikepancakes Před 2 měsíci +19

      Aww ☺️🥹😔🤧🥹🤧🤧🥹

  • @3Sugar_Pacides2958
    @3Sugar_Pacides2958 Před 3 měsíci +2149

    When my dad gets drunk he's just chill and normal- watching anime-

    • @TheStarSiblingsShow
      @TheStarSiblingsShow Před 2 měsíci +275

      My dad was drunk while we were watching the fnaf movie andd-
      My dad: "AKETON."
      me: "Afton-"
      My dad: "African ☺️- that's racist-"

    • @chacha141
      @chacha141 Před 2 měsíci +53

      ​@@TheStarSiblingsShowLMAOO

    • @noel5gamenf553
      @noel5gamenf553 Před 2 měsíci +49

      My dad: when he wakes up be doing the macarena and when he watches a movie i hear him sleep and i turn of the movie
      Dad:why tf did you turn of the movie i was still sLeEpInG

    • @Imnotmelols
      @Imnotmelols Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@TheStarSiblingsShowme when I lie

    • @British_human122
      @British_human122 Před 2 měsíci +6

      LMAO@@TheStarSiblingsShow

  • @LaykenBeasley-yt6ub
    @LaykenBeasley-yt6ub Před 2 měsíci +89

    My dad goes to the window and says,”I own this place 🙂”

  • @polandball3815
    @polandball3815 Před 2 lety +7506

    I remember when my dad was drunk he said that hes gonna buy 100 dogs later i woke up and really saw 100 dogs eating food from the fridge we spent the whole day to give dogs back

  • @Mrpotato-ilovenoodles
    @Mrpotato-ilovenoodles Před 2 měsíci +910

    my dad when he's drunk: *cuts bottle in half to make a cup* "I'm sorry bottle.... I'm a bottle murderer.." he so funny when he's drunk

  • @Crstxl.
    @Crstxl. Před 2 měsíci +30

    My dad when he's drunk:walks around the house and keeps on bumping onto stuff 💀 then he says "hey! Can't you see I'm walking here?" 😭😭

  • @solarstarz8978
    @solarstarz8978 Před 2 měsíci +40

    I’ve only seen my dad drunk a few times since he doesn’t drink that much, but when he is drunk, he’s super loud and gets excited over the smallest things… it’s entertaining to watch honestly 😂

  • @Yoriichi_Tsguikuni
    @Yoriichi_Tsguikuni Před 2 měsíci +503

    my dad usually just comes to my room and says "Goodnight I'll see you in the morning" and its like 8pm 💀 he's very sweet though

  • @SimplyRebecca.
    @SimplyRebecca. Před 2 měsíci +1514

    My dad when he’s drunk: “you’re so pretty… I love you” 🥹 it’s so cute and funny

  • @Moon.heartzz
    @Moon.heartzz Před 2 měsíci +42

    "Someone shit & forgot to flush."
    *"oh wait, it was me 😁"*

  • @27isGOOD1
    @27isGOOD1 Před 2 měsíci +28

    My dad starts ranting about politics and then starts chanting Bible verses- 😂😂😂😂
    Or he’ll just talk in the most girly voice

  • @diviee.
    @diviee. Před 3 měsíci +371

    my father just says: "Do you respect me?". if I answer: “Of course!”, he’s like: "You're not bad, better than I expected from a dog". Just a note - we don't have a dog.

  • @Urfavebrunette20
    @Urfavebrunette20 Před 7 měsíci +895

    Istg when my dad is drunk he says the most random shit ever like one time he said my hamster slapped him A HAMSTER💀💀💀!?!!

    • @marycandicetesorero8556
      @marycandicetesorero8556 Před 5 měsíci +33

      💀💀💀

    • @Isumo864
      @Isumo864 Před 4 měsíci +66

      Lol😂🤣🥲 mine said a rat stepped on him!?
      I was just confuse at that moment... Like what!?

    • @ISHUDO12
      @ISHUDO12 Před 3 měsíci +33

      Mine said our dog shittet on his head, Like WHAAAA-

    • @WOMP_WOMP691
      @WOMP_WOMP691 Před 3 měsíci +23

      My mom's bf said that my eyes were yellow. They are brown. Then he said there was a fox chasing a rabbit. 💀
      Btw he was drunk 🍾

    • @lauraflanagan766
      @lauraflanagan766 Před 3 měsíci +5

      My dad would say Jamie (nn) why is the dog loess when they are in the feeling cage

  • @Pookiebokie-
    @Pookiebokie- Před 2 měsíci +51

    when my dad is drunk he tells Alexa to play music and starts dancing 💀

  • @YKZKYEN
    @YKZKYEN Před 2 měsíci +51

    My dad would just stare at a walls and be like “how cool” please help 💀

  • @Jxst_Smil3
    @Jxst_Smil3 Před 2 měsíci +2383

    The first and only one time my dad was drunk he just came over to me and said "Isn't your birthday tomorrow? You'll be 10 !! Congratulations!!" I was 17 years old 😂😂😂😂😂
    Edit: for anyone who is asking if my truly 17: yes. Yes I am 17.

    • @froggyweeb6766
      @froggyweeb6766 Před 2 měsíci +142

      My dad one time got really drunk (he never gets drunk) and it was at a wedding party and he kept trying to hug me

    • @Mikkit9
      @Mikkit9 Před 2 měsíci +36

      ​@@froggyweeb6766OMG SAMEE

    • @sonicgamingsuperstyle1234
      @sonicgamingsuperstyle1234 Před 2 měsíci

      aww so sweet!@@froggyweeb6766

    • @Bestdressedveggie
      @Bestdressedveggie Před 2 měsíci +28

      Congrats on turning 10!! 😂

    • @Engel_Simp
      @Engel_Simp Před 2 měsíci +14

      Nahhh 💀💀

  • @RRrose1113
    @RRrose1113 Před 2 měsíci +555

    Last time my dad was drunk he said "did you know the Titanic pool still has water in it?"

  • @ItsMeXolar
    @ItsMeXolar Před 2 měsíci +94

    My drunk dad says “I love youuuuuuuu 😘😘😘🥰🥰✨💙💗💙💜💜✨ you are a blessingggggg”
    And then hugs me until I can’t breathe 😭

    • @rose_girls
      @rose_girls Před 2 měsíci +4

      that kind of sounds like my oldest sister Cassidy

    • @user-fm8xk4gy5p
      @user-fm8xk4gy5p Před měsícem +3

      ​@@rose_girls I am now thinking of fnaf Cassidy

    • @LunaAstrid_AL
      @LunaAstrid_AL Před měsícem

      ​@@user-fm8xk4gy5pme too

    • @Sarahwoods9
      @Sarahwoods9 Před měsícem

      ​@@user-fm8xk4gy5p SAME

    • @Hello13416
      @Hello13416 Před 18 dny

      Aww your dad is so sweet

  • @Funky_Lil.Fella._Vale
    @Funky_Lil.Fella._Vale Před 2 měsíci +59

    To be honest, Hear me out, Everyone’s drunk dads are just so chaos, random, funniest and most sweetest ever .

    • @Andin588
      @Andin588 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Well. . .not all of drunk dads was sweet. . . .sometimes they all gonna be very crazy and start to throwing stuff 😅

    • @LiminalVenter
      @LiminalVenter Před 2 měsíci +1

      my dad is aware hes drunk.

    • @Andin588
      @Andin588 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@LiminalVenter my dad stop drunk when he was getting married with my mother^^✨️

    • @LiminalVenter
      @LiminalVenter Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Andin588 one time my dad got drunk and yelled at a table and threatned it with a bottle of water

    • @Andin588
      @Andin588 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@LiminalVenter 0o0 that was kinda interesting:]. . . .but,what did the table do to your dad until he threatening the table:/ ?

  • @silly._furz
    @silly._furz Před 2 měsíci +366

    My dad be gettin on the floor thinking with his friend hes playing ww2 soldiers with hands as guns💀

  • @HyperfixationQueen
    @HyperfixationQueen Před 2 měsíci +298

    I live with my mum-
    When she's drunk, she just puts on music loudly and has the best time dancing around. If I'm unlucky enough to venture downstairs, she'll start making me dance with her 😂😂😂

    • @aether02737
      @aether02737 Před 2 měsíci +15

      Dang 😭

    • @luhofluh2102
      @luhofluh2102 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Wholesome 🥹

    • @Mars_Is_Sleepy0_0
      @Mars_Is_Sleepy0_0 Před 2 měsíci +12

      THAT'S MY NEIGHBOR WHEN SHE DRUNK 😂😂 SHE FUN THO

    • @LeeGisela
      @LeeGisela Před 2 měsíci +7

      i live with the exact same drunk mother as you lol

    • @cwutebyrri
      @cwutebyrri Před 2 měsíci +3

      SAME 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @M4L0_0N_P4wS
    @M4L0_0N_P4wS Před 2 měsíci +7

    "Why tf did you push me?"
    I CANT🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Potato3662
    @Potato3662 Před 2 měsíci +36

    My dad:
    i lOvE yOu dArLiNg cAn I hAvE a HuGgY?
    (He's lovely natural But,DRUNK?!)

    • @ilove_jesus333
      @ilove_jesus333 Před měsícem +3

      also same but different..
      my dad: *hugs wall*. i lUv u My dArlinG.. *mwah*. letS eAt ouT~

    • @Potato3662
      @Potato3662 Před měsícem +1

      @@ilove_jesus333 OMG REAL

    • @ilove_jesus333
      @ilove_jesus333 Před měsícem +1

      then my mom says: HEY WHAT ABT ME , ASH AND NIAAA>:(

    • @Potato3662
      @Potato3662 Před měsícem +1

      @@ilove_jesus333 Mine mother says
      iM nOt DrUnK aNd StOp TaKe CaRe AbT mY liVe Im YoUr MoThEr I tAkE AbT yOuR lIvE

  • @user-jf6nu6st6w
    @user-jf6nu6st6w Před 2 měsíci +350

    My dad:it’s my medicine
    Me: that’s alcohol
    Dad:happy medicine*instert happiest smile you’ve ever seen*😁

  • @August_Editsglitterforce
    @August_Editsglitterforce Před 2 měsíci +3

    My dad says “what am I?” And “who turned off the lights?” When the lights are on He also says, “ eat the wall see if I care” he also says “ I’m Dora the Explorer!!” he also starts randomly singing Dora the Explorer or his favorite songs

  • @weirdo_EEV33_8p
    @weirdo_EEV33_8p Před 2 měsíci +4

    my dad always reminding us that he loves us even tho he doesn't often show it but he really does and i still respect him for that😄

  • @addisonashburn3697
    @addisonashburn3697 Před 2 měsíci +607

    “wanna play tag“
    “ *trips* “
    “HOW DARE YOU PUSH MEEEEEEEE“

    • @0kokokok
      @0kokokok Před 2 měsíci +10

      my dad: *falls asleep*
      like he doesnt even do anything he just falls asleep as soon as he gets drunk😂😂

  • @-Luckii-
    @-Luckii- Před 3 měsíci +912

    My dad main drunk lines:
    “Why is your brother peeing in the plant”
    Meaning: he’s watering it.
    “Tornado”
    Meaning: he’s on the treadmill
    “Did your mom fall?”
    Meaning: my mom is throwing trash away.
    “My bones are cold”
    Meaning: he got goosebumps.
    We got 2 likes yayaya anyways
    “I see cotton balls”
    Meaning: he sees blurry clouds.
    “There’s a kidnapper”
    Meaning: my brother is near my dad while he wears his fav black hoodie.
    “Who put salt in my shoes”
    Meaning: he’s in my lil sisters sand pit.
    We got 4!!!
    “Why are the doors moving”
    Meaning: people are opening and closing doors.
    “Why are you peeing on my head”
    Meaning: he’s in the shower. (Not a good idea-)
    “Are we in California?????”
    Meaning: he’s staring at the yellow swing we have.
    “Get the octopus out of MY FUGGIN HOUSE”
    Meaning: idk why he thinks our dog is an octopus.
    More at 8 likes! (AGAIN, Not forcing)
    We did it!! (Sorry for being late!! I’ll add a fifth one!)
    “BEEP BEEP”
    Meaning: he thinks the microwave is on when it’s just my grandmas phone ringing.
    “I don’t want flowers”
    Meaning: my brother is showing my dad a stick he found. (He collects sticks-)
    “Take the money.”
    Me: no, thanks tho!
    *”TAKE 👹”*
    Meaning: idk he wants to give me money
    “Your stinky”
    Meaning: (poor dad) he’s smelling our dogs… 💩
    “Why is there a door here”
    Meaning: he’s on his bed and he thinks the black tv is a portal door something idk
    Next goal: 40 likes!! (Not forcing. Ik I always say this but I don’t wanna get harassed for it.)
    OMG WHY AM I SO LATE TO THIS 74 LIKES??? HERE ARE MORE LINES AS YOUR COMMAND!!!
    “Am I at the movies”
    Meaning: my brother is a gamer. He’s playing video games while his lights are turned off.
    “OW TF WHY WOULD YOU PULL MY SHIRT”
    Meaning: his shirt got stuck on a hook-
    “I didn’t ask for a hug”
    Meaning: he fell in my cousins ball-pit. (Rest in peace Ryder!)
    “Am I wearing a jacket”
    Meaning: he’s getting sprayed by the water we have in our backyard. (It’s like a machine that gives water to our plants.)
    And lastly,
    “Happy birthday. Can I eat cake now?”
    Meaning: he sees my brother light up fire. He thinks we are lighting up candles.
    Sorry for being late!!! At 120 likes I’ll do more, I’ll do 6 voice lines!
    AN HOUR AND 163 LIKES?? WHAT?! sorry for making y’all wait, here!
    “Where are my kids, all I see is a mighty old jacket 🤠”
    Meaning: we are in front of him.
    “OH MAH LORDY LORD THERES A FUGGIN GHOST IN THIS SHITTY HOUSE”
    Meaning: he sees my baby sisters white dress.
    “Cookie? Nah. I don’t want that.”
    Meaning: he is actually being offered a glass of beer to see how drunk he is. (Idk that’s what my mom does)
    *Gets hit by wall*
    “Who is that, weren’t you supposed to give me a hug from behind and not a full time shove?”
    “Hi girl! Hi violet!”
    Meaning: violet is our dog. She’s fluffy and we have a blanket similar to her fur. He fell onto the blanket.
    Me: what’s 2 + 9 if your the math genius?
    Dad: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….
    “Apple 😃”
    Btw if we get 276 likes I’ll do more!! Thank you guys for all the support, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten!!
    OH MY GOD WHAT THE F- HOW DID I GET THIS MUCH 😭😭😭
    Here is a super long passage. This one of my dad finds out he will be mad and like I mean MAD because he is embarrassed by it and I promised to keep it a secret.
    Ur still here???
    You must be desperate for a voice line.
    18+ warning!!
    You saw that warning right?
    Leave a like if u did! (Not forcing.)
    Btw, did u know that my dad is an alcoholic?
    That’s how I have all these voice lines 😅
    Just scroll a bit more!
    Finger update: it’s swollen 🥲
    Almost there….
    Congrats! 🎉 here is the voice line.
    “Mommy? Put on a shirt please”
    Meaning: he’s just walking around my mom really fast and he thinks she has no shirt on.
    If we get 2,000 likes I’ll do 8 voice lines!
    Btw comment down in the comments section and say if you want normal voice lines, slightly funny voice lines, 18+ voice lines, etc!

  • @Yuki.starler
    @Yuki.starler Před 2 měsíci +3

    My dad is a workaholic and doesn’t drink cuz he says that drinking will lose his focus on work and he has no time. He isn’t home often either he would leave at 7 am and come back at 10pm and sleep right after, he has been on this routine for as long as I remember since I was 3

  • @SerbiLatin
    @SerbiLatin Před měsícem +2

    My dad gives me money and says "you've been a good girl today princess" in the most sweetest voice ever when hes drunk

  • @idiotickosmos
    @idiotickosmos Před rokem +2631

    My dad is a loving drunk, he legit sits at the end of my bed telling me how he is proud of me and how much he loves me😭❤️

    • @Kamilah_playz
      @Kamilah_playz Před 10 měsíci +182

      SAME and and he says if someone hurts me uhm do i wanna tell you? He wants to k1ll them 💀

    • @idiotickosmos
      @idiotickosmos Před 10 měsíci +127

      @@Kamilah_playz SAME BRO LIKE ONG HE SAYS HE WILL KILL ANYONE WHO HURTS ME

    • @nanaynitz3390
      @nanaynitz3390 Před 8 měsíci +14

      Nah i can deal with them i just love fighting a lot of people say "viOleNcE Is nOt thE answEr" like idc they annoy me to much i just had to make them stay quiet btw im a girl and i can punch real hard👍

    • @user-fc5ed3su5l
      @user-fc5ed3su5l Před 8 měsíci +5

      FR SAME LOL 😮😮😮😮😮😮

    • @JoeVega-jf1gm
      @JoeVega-jf1gm Před 7 měsíci +4

      Sameee

  • @0_kyo_0
    @0_kyo_0 Před 2 měsíci +587

    When my dads drunk he so casually likes telling that he loves me (in daughter and father way) then says if i want money-

  • @_Angel_Dvst
    @_Angel_Dvst Před 2 měsíci +2

    My dad rarely ever gets drunk and when he does it’s usually a special occasion and he leans on me, his 12 year old, 40 kg, underweight daughter 💀

  • @vyncentdiangelo
    @vyncentdiangelo Před 2 měsíci

    Reading these funny comments really makes my heart melt tbh. Especially when my dad doesn't even need to be drunk to be like the first one💀

  • @dumbkid3160
    @dumbkid3160 Před 2 měsíci +175

    My stepdad used to drink and would beg me to play football with him and when we would he would always fall trying to catch the ball 😂

  • @AceAce0107-sf8ry
    @AceAce0107-sf8ry Před 6 měsíci +3990

    People with dads that never got drunk💅
    👇

    • @Bear.is.my.bestie.
      @Bear.is.my.bestie. Před 3 měsíci +23

      Yo was up 💀

    • @KonekoMochi
      @KonekoMochi Před 3 měsíci +93

      Me cuz im Muslim

    • @Chuuya-s-no.1-simp
      @Chuuya-s-no.1-simp Před 3 měsíci +41

      My dad is funny even if he's not drunk (he doesn't drink) ❤

    • @Nnm-ws1ue
      @Nnm-ws1ue Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@@KonekoMochi Same

    • @aDuckiefrfr
      @aDuckiefrfr Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@Chuuya-s-no.1-simpsame
      My dad has never been drunk
      Or I guess I never saw him being drunk in my entire life

  • @RobloxTaso
    @RobloxTaso Před 2 měsíci +2

    My dad always does whatever I want when he's drunk buys me everything and threats me like a queen👑👑❤❤

  • @Demriisautonomous
    @Demriisautonomous Před 2 měsíci +1

    my dad started going on about tamales 💀

  • @Expired_boba
    @Expired_boba Před 2 měsíci +1384

    My dad when he drunk: tries to cuddle with my mum while she working and then squish my cat and say”love u daughter”❤
    Edit: srry for the misunderstanding, i mean like he hugs my cat rlly tight and says to my cat: luv you daughter

  • @RonWeasley93_4
    @RonWeasley93_4 Před 2 měsíci +361

    "Someone shit and forgot to flush.😡"
    "Oh wait, it was me - 😨😅"

  • @darkianna_
    @darkianna_ Před 2 měsíci +1

    My dad starts ranting on how in star wars, how anakin Skywalker would still be a jedi if qui-gon was still alive, and then says that the oven is still on its hilarious 😂

  • @ZelMulder
    @ZelMulder Před 2 měsíci +1

    my dad fell asleep standing WHILE HE WAS TALKING TO ME.

  • @linsdrawings
    @linsdrawings Před 2 měsíci +715

    My brother in law is absolutely hilarious when he’s drunk 😭 he literally threw himself into their pool and started break dancing 😂

  • @star-bc3yq
    @star-bc3yq Před 2 měsíci +437

    Ive never seen my dad drunk but when my mom is drunk she is the nicest person ever 😭

    • @MariaTaniongon
      @MariaTaniongon Před 2 měsíci +10

      Ur so lucky-

    • @cringey_misfortune
      @cringey_misfortune Před 2 měsíci +6

      Same bro I be like "Please be drunk more"

    • @AmeenahJackson
      @AmeenahJackson Před 2 měsíci +3

      SAME

    • @Enhypenfannnnn
      @Enhypenfannnnn Před 3 dny +1

      My mom was never drunk. She never drank alcohol

    • @star-bc3yq
      @star-bc3yq Před 3 dny

      @@Enhypenfannnnn thats good, my mom barley drinks but at parties when she does once in a while she gets drunk

  • @HopeIsHEREEE
    @HopeIsHEREEE Před 2 měsíci +2

    When my dad get drunk he RANDOMLY gives mom a thousand dollars to buy ice cream-

  • @matcheshaspawz
    @matcheshaspawz Před měsícem +2

    Why does the song fit so well tho 😭😭😭👌

  • @look-outsids-ur-window
    @look-outsids-ur-window Před rokem +924

    My dad will just look half Asleep then literally asks every 5 secs if I'm hungry-

  • @Fizzy_Margo
    @Fizzy_Margo Před 2 měsíci +249

    When my dad has gotten drunk,on very few occasions he starts theorizing stuff talking about how Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard man and about how trump is secretly big foot,then he will ask me to watch game theory with him lol :3

    • @Teek-ep3ci
      @Teek-ep3ci Před 2 měsíci +14

      YOUR DAD.... IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

    • @Fizzy_Margo
      @Fizzy_Margo Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@Teek-ep3ci thank you lol he’s pretty cool,I love my dad :3

    • @Ghost_is_deadly
      @Ghost_is_deadly Před 2 měsíci +7

      Your dad watch’s game theory!!! Tell him to adopt me

    • @Fizzy_Margo
      @Fizzy_Margo Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Ghost_is_deadly I will lol :D

    • @Fizzy_Margo
      @Fizzy_Margo Před 2 měsíci

      @@Ghost_is_deadly I’ll ask him to adopt you lol I got u bro :3

  • @Funnyfunn911
    @Funnyfunn911 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Nah my dad is like that when he's not drunk💀 (i think he's crazy)

  • @GachaFin
    @GachaFin Před měsícem +1

    Nah my dad would say everytime he is drunk " did I eat dinner today? "

  • @CrowUnTold135
    @CrowUnTold135 Před 5 měsíci +98

    Whenever my dad is drunk, he just starts saying how he loves everyone. Sometimes we're at my aunts house with my uncle and cousins and they start drinking. He literally just start hugging everyone while saying he loves us. He does it to me every single time.

  • @ILovetadc709
    @ILovetadc709 Před 3 měsíci +762

    My dad starts laughing and never stops😂😂

  • @Egg0-
    @Egg0- Před 2 měsíci +1

    My brothers dad (he's my half brother) is basically drunk 24/7 because he has a stash of wine and shit he drinks even in the morning. He's really chill tho and basically knows everyone. If he brings you with him anywhere it's like walking behind a celebrity. and gives me money sometimes when I visit.

  • @RoryTress
    @RoryTress Před měsícem +1

    My dad when he's drunk: " rory who's in front of me?" when I'm talking to him and then pull me into a hug for no reason

  • @milliecheng9227
    @milliecheng9227 Před 3 měsíci +199

    My dad will just say "I bought you something" and then i always see fruits on the table like what??

    • @Oeroun-Oiseau
      @Oeroun-Oiseau Před 2 měsíci +8

      My dad used to give me bananas and said it helps my bloodstream

    • @mariaguadalupedelaranunez3302
      @mariaguadalupedelaranunez3302 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Atleast u some fuits

    • @_Koko319
      @_Koko319 Před 2 měsíci +6

      My stepdad used to always come over and braid my hair when he was drunk, and time to time he would say: Ritz cracker with cheese, and it’s so random and amazing 😭

    • @Moon_377
      @Moon_377 Před 2 měsíci

      @@_Koko319what 😭😭😭

    • @Kaleybeard92
      @Kaleybeard92 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@_Koko319😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Akari_5
    @Akari_5 Před 2 měsíci +153

    When my dad's drunk he gets really silly and starts talking about things he finds interesting like work, buildings, or old punk bands... for hours 😭 and then he laughs through it all too

    • @CookieMonster.347
      @CookieMonster.347 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Well uh- my father is like the gacha dads- he’s better now tho- 😅

    • @harryuni
      @harryuni Před 2 měsíci

      You ok?​@@CookieMonster.347

  • @Humble781
    @Humble781 Před 2 měsíci

    I SPIT MY WATER OUT WHEN HE SAY "why tf did you just push me" XD

  • @siennaa3478
    @siennaa3478 Před 2 měsíci +1

    when my dad gets like that he eats and falls asleep while chewing, then wakes up and it starts all over again. he isn’t sitting down though, he’s standing up. either that or he tells me i remind him of my mom and tells me he loves me. it’s funny and cute.

  • @that_onedrawinggirl
    @that_onedrawinggirl Před 4 měsíci +201

    Whenever my dad's drunk, he's very very VERY clingy to me and just keeps talking about how he loves me

  • @gacharuby1180
    @gacharuby1180 Před rokem +539

    My dad just lays on the couch and like “ wHeRe ArE u gOiNg “ “ cAn wE hUg” iM tRyiNg tO sLeEp”

  • @KX1K0
    @KX1K0 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I've never seen my dad drunk b4, he's so strict and expects us to do everything perfectly 💀

  • @777dior
    @777dior Před 2 lety +1460

    "Someone shit and forgot to flush"

    • @DARKSKULL593
      @DARKSKULL593 Před 9 měsíci +16

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @-morkio-
      @-morkio- Před 8 měsíci +8

      it’s true for my dad 😢

    • @Joy-nb4tn
      @Joy-nb4tn Před 7 měsíci +7

      ​@@iiomq_mikayl1I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JON.5
      @JON.5 Před 6 měsíci +1

      NOO PEOPLE WILL THINK I STOLE THIS COMMENT NOOO NOO NOO

    • @JON.5
      @JON.5 Před 6 měsíci

      Jeiediqsquswtwtswysbqqhsqofslwbdoenxehxx hdhwssuwgs dhuwsbuwduvwdiwkdv

  • @user-oe3db4oj9q
    @user-oe3db4oj9q Před 6 měsíci +948

    My dad just tries to do cartwheels in the kitchen 😭

    • @nobalmaung2452
      @nobalmaung2452 Před 3 měsíci +20

      AHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHAHGAGAHAHAHAGAGSFSA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @12Lily13
      @12Lily13 Před 3 měsíci

      AHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAGAGSFSA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @12Lily13
      @12Lily13 Před 3 měsíci +1

      AHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHAHGAGAHAHAHAGAGSFSA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yourlocaldemonslayerfan_79
      @yourlocaldemonslayerfan_79 Před 3 měsíci +14

      LMFAO

    • @--moonwatcher-the-nightwing--
      @--moonwatcher-the-nightwing-- Před 3 měsíci +27

      WHY DID I IMAGINE A BIG OLD MAN WITH A CRANE BALDING DOING CARTWHEELS WHILE SINGING MOMS SPAGHETTI BY EMINEM

  • @JustKiyo21_
    @JustKiyo21_ Před 2 měsíci +1

    i never experienced my dad being drunk 😬🙏🏻 please stay like this dad

  • @Mar_Marz0_0
    @Mar_Marz0_0 Před 2 měsíci +265

    I swear people when drunk Irl are like the funniest and nicest people.

    • @Iwnn_glmn
      @Iwnn_glmn Před 2 měsíci +16

      Its not funny for some of use.

    • @Your_normal_gal
      @Your_normal_gal Před 2 měsíci +6

      Yea but no

    • @slxn1iz.
      @slxn1iz. Před 2 měsíci +11

      on god bro, when im drunk, i start breaking down about that one time i put ketchup on my pickles-

    • @Maisa-Gontijo
      @Maisa-Gontijo Před 2 měsíci

      Yhea. ​@@Iwnn_glmn

    • @pinklychee_kit
      @pinklychee_kit Před 2 měsíci

      NOPE

  • @ZEROOOO0327
    @ZEROOOO0327 Před 7 měsíci +2821

    My dad was drunk and he started to dance like a clown 💀
    Edit:OMG! Thank you guys for 1.8k likes!!
    Edit 2:oml 2.3k likes?!thanks so much!!

    • @SeungminsSmileIsadorable
      @SeungminsSmileIsadorable Před 6 měsíci +51

      AHAHAHHA 😭

    • @Claire_FPE000
      @Claire_FPE000 Před 6 měsíci +28

      I lAUgHHgagajGHHB HhahHHahHHaAAHaAAaaaAahahhahahAA😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gyattrizz716
      @Gyattrizz716 Před 6 měsíci +18

      lmfao 😂😂

    • @V4MP_OFFICIAL220
      @V4MP_OFFICIAL220 Před 6 měsíci +18

      When my dad got drunk I was to💀

    • @Claire_FPE000
      @Claire_FPE000 Před 6 měsíci

      HAHAhAhAhAhAhhAHHAaahHAHAH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      *coughs* HAHAHAhHh-AHaHAHAAAHAhAHAHhAHAHAH😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YourlocalBestieKAYLA
    @YourlocalBestieKAYLA Před 2 měsíci +1

    My dad once said “why’s you not sleepin “ when it’s literally 8pm 😭🙏 and moments later 70’s music 🤪

  • @Ashakins123
    @Ashakins123 Před 2 měsíci +1

    My dad just goes outside and stares at the chicken pen when hes drunk😂 either that, or he rambles on and on about his favorite fishing spots😂

  • @OXREO-ROBLOXYT
    @OXREO-ROBLOXYT Před rokem +252

    Other drunk dads: JDDVSKGKSNFJEKCNWJF
    Mine: where is the milk

  • @_Bonninothere_
    @_Bonninothere_ Před 3 měsíci +268

    My dad just sings and randomly hugs me 🤣

    • @JuriGogoi-lt3wj
      @JuriGogoi-lt3wj Před 2 měsíci +3

      That is good, my dad never hugged me as far as I can remember 😂

    • @wedostuffyt5660
      @wedostuffyt5660 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Wait that's actually rly sweet ToT

    • @enemy1980
      @enemy1980 Před 2 měsíci

      That's sweet

  • @hanna_thatwanttobearties133
    @hanna_thatwanttobearties133 Před měsícem +1

    This is the funniest "my dad got drunk" ever 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VividDragons001
    @VividDragons001 Před 2 měsíci +1

    My dad drinks beer, and when he is drunk it doesn't even look like he's drunk- I go to his room and just start a conversation abt random stuff at school and he's drunk af, but still, my dad is the definition of yours😅

  • @balls._grabber._.
    @balls._grabber._. Před 2 měsíci +730

    *everyone in the comments telling what their dads do when they're drunk"
    me knowing my dad doesn't drink:👀👀

  • @YourLocal_Equestrian
    @YourLocal_Equestrian Před 2 měsíci +102

    My mom says “what’s ur name again?” And then says “I love you person”
    💀😭💀

  • @kazxiong
    @kazxiong Před 20 dny +1

    Since I have a fish and a dog,
    My dad when he's drunk would say, "Go walk the fish."💀

  • @yvnangel910
    @yvnangel910 Před 10 dny +1

    My dad:**QUACKING LOUD SNORING**

  • @4Aiko1
    @4Aiko1 Před 2 měsíci +56

    my dad when drunk just stares at the wall in my room and starts ranting about conspiracy theories to the wall and even tried to give the wall a hug.

    • @enemy1980
      @enemy1980 Před 2 měsíci +7

      GIVE THE WALL A HUG!?

  • @CRA3Y_DOGS
    @CRA3Y_DOGS Před 2 měsíci +686

    Lol not him saying "why did u push me?" Meanwhile you all the way half across the room sitting on your bed😂😂😂
    Edit:omg tysm for the likes❤❤

  • @debnathjana4022
    @debnathjana4022 Před 2 měsíci +2

    My dad one time tried to dive into the floor thinking the floor was water 💀 ☠️ 💀

  • @S0ffy890
    @S0ffy890 Před 14 dny +1

    My father, when drunk, just says "Go Brazil, I trust you to lose this one :)"

  • @R2nd0m_P3rs0n
    @R2nd0m_P3rs0n Před 8 měsíci +539

    My dad is strict but when he is drunk he is SUPER FUN💀✋

  • @Mushroom_Sparkle
    @Mushroom_Sparkle Před 6 měsíci +328

    My dad would just snore loudly in his sleep if he's drunk😂
    Edit : tq for the likes😃

  • @do0odle_ink
    @do0odle_ink Před 2 měsíci +1

    my dad just keeps saying “i love you” and “i’m not drunkkk” and then almost trips over nothing☠️☠️

  • @matcheshaspawz
    @matcheshaspawz Před měsícem +1

    My dad talked about bamboo pillowcases once when drunk 😂😂