Ep.56 Menu Gate Conspiracy??

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  • @starkhalessi0000
    @starkhalessi0000 Před 7 měsíci +33897

    When you realize the shrooms you bought were definitely worth the money😂

    • @nickhall3111
      @nickhall3111 Před 7 měsíci +384

      Man lived five days in fifteen minutes lmao

    • @starkhalessi0000
      @starkhalessi0000 Před 7 měsíci

      @@nickhall3111he’s trippin cuz that shit never happened to me. It would have been live streamed from Bangkok to Tiktokl

    • @MrRino48th
      @MrRino48th Před 7 měsíci +165

      I ate a 5gram bar and seen all the irreversible layers of predestined future that cannot be change

    • @LunarisArts
      @LunarisArts Před 7 měsíci +66

      I would probably invite everyone I know for a rager of a party... or ask my audiophile brother to bring his meanest bluetooth speakers, and a couple of terrabytes of loud music to listen to at full blast. If there are no neighbours, why not have a night of good drinks, music and discussions.

    • @starkhalessi0000
      @starkhalessi0000 Před 7 měsíci +37

      @@MrRino48th I ate some chocolate covered mushrooms for valetines day and saw all the layers of vibrations of sound and movement. I was talking with 🐝 bees. It was February in Michigan.. the trip started and ended in the same way. In the middle I had the same trip as fear and loathing in Las Vegas. My neck was stuck I couldn’t figure out how to fix it, then I stood up. Lol 😂 but this video happened to me.. shitt! We going to the bank, then the jeweler. Taken advantage of nobody land..

  • @shayzoo2
    @shayzoo2 Před 7 měsíci +14888

    If it takes Chinese food menus for you to realize no one else lives in your apartment building, you’ve got bigger problems.

    • @TheJimmyClip
      @TheJimmyClip Před 7 měsíci +360

      Truth. This person did not have sufficient situational awareness

    • @edwardlomeli5657
      @edwardlomeli5657 Před 7 měsíci +34

      Depending on the day they could just be out.

    • @ummeyad4237
      @ummeyad4237 Před 7 měsíci +255

      @@eveoffrost3815you don’t notice you’re always the only one in the hallway? There’s never any sounds around you? Cars in garage are sufficient for a few days at best

    • @joepage6734
      @joepage6734 Před 7 měsíci +177

      @@eveoffrost3815 If there was supposed to be 800 people living there, and it took 5 days for him to notice no one was there because of chinese menus in his halls would either mean the dude hasnt left his apartment past his hall at all in 5 days - or dude has a mental disability preventing him from understanding and noticing obvious things around him. Or he is glued to his phone is such an unhealthy manner that he didnt notice there was no one there in that period of time.
      No matter what dude has much bigger problems.

    • @kriegdeathrider7805
      @kriegdeathrider7805 Před 7 měsíci +57

      ​@@eveoffrost3815yeah because it's made up lmao

  • @cline5646
    @cline5646 Před měsícem +486

    Me: "Let's go knock on some doors"
    This Guy: Straight to the fire alarm.

    • @RaymondGadreault-ek3en
      @RaymondGadreault-ek3en Před měsícem

      Almost like a democrat trying to interfere with congressional voting

    • @myside6mail
      @myside6mail Před měsícem +1

      My thoughts too 😂

    • @RaymondGadreault-ek3en
      @RaymondGadreault-ek3en Před měsícem +1

      I need to vote ...nah, I'll just pull the fire alarm becauee I'm a black democrat and will get away with it

    • @alidittmar
      @alidittmar Před 15 dny +1

      Well after weeks, I’d be calling the rental office!!

    • @SO-ud6ro
      @SO-ud6ro Před 15 dny

      ​@@RaymondGadreault-ek3en politics all u offer? Get a life mate

  • @russb1768
    @russb1768 Před 3 měsíci +348

    I have to give it to the writers that work for this guy. Solid A for creativity.

    • @elliotalderson4568
      @elliotalderson4568 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Except for the car dust thing....how many days would it take to get a layer of dust on a car? A while. Did he not go anywhere during this time? Did he not go to work?

    • @artofwar420
      @artofwar420 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@elliotalderson4568maybe he had a week off? Maybe he works from home? Maybe he made it all up haha

    • @joedepalo3230
      @joedepalo3230 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Dust on 1 car means nothing, i used to travel for work and be gone for 3-4 months at a time and if i parked my car inside it would be covered in dust. I would have to see multiple cars for the dust to mean anyrhing

    • @elliotalderson4568
      @elliotalderson4568 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@joedepalo3230 the inference from this video is that the guy was in his apartment for a few days...not months

    • @BidenIsKing
      @BidenIsKing Před 2 měsíci

      They are AI

  • @bartfoster1311
    @bartfoster1311 Před 6 měsíci +8604

    All these men were saying the same thing in their phones: "some guy is staring at me that looks high as hell"

    • @blessedwinner9849
      @blessedwinner9849 Před 6 měsíci +54

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sarkisarmenian5268
      @sarkisarmenian5268 Před 6 měsíci +36

      Lmao thank you, that was funny 😂😂😂

    • @SnowLotus2021
      @SnowLotus2021 Před 6 měsíci +35

      Tf bro😂😂😂 got me laughing out of nowhere im at a bus full of people and they just look at me like im a crazy mf😂😂😂😂

    • @ambreya601
      @ambreya601 Před 6 měsíci +7

      😂😂😂

    • @LCee7
      @LCee7 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Oh damn!! I needed that laugh! 😂😂😂

  • @christinagbor
    @christinagbor Před 7 měsíci +11334

    When you realize all your neighbors are Airbnb hosts😂

    • @saltypureblood8987
      @saltypureblood8987 Před 7 měsíci +254

      Or washing cartel money with helocs

    • @NightFall429
      @NightFall429 Před 7 měsíci +15

      😂😂😂

    • @sauceymeatwad2856
      @sauceymeatwad2856 Před 7 měsíci +185

      Or Chinese company’s bought them pretty common actually buy them and never use them …

    • @michaeljarvis5489
      @michaeljarvis5489 Před 7 měsíci +17

      ​@@sauceymeatwad2856 How does that make sense?

    • @rauminen4167
      @rauminen4167 Před 7 měsíci

      @@michaeljarvis5489 Retains value, gives you a base of operations in every city

  • @kcpiranha58
    @kcpiranha58 Před 3 měsíci +103

    I would just be happy to not have noisy neighbors.

    • @rimehoarfrost3059
      @rimehoarfrost3059 Před 2 měsíci

      Honestly I feel ya on that one

    • @imfloridano5448
      @imfloridano5448 Před měsícem +1

      AGREED!!!💯💯💯👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

    • @dawna3978
      @dawna3978 Před měsícem

      what if they have hidden cameras or are watching you shower naked? lol ...i wouldnt trust a situation like that unless you dont mind being watched naked secretly....

    • @kcpiranha58
      @kcpiranha58 Před měsícem +1

      @@dawna3978 if someone wants to be subjected to that then that's their problem 🤣

  • @blahizake
    @blahizake Před 3 měsíci +74

    The simulation is elaborate enough to fabricate everything about his reality but somehow forgot to add people to his apartment building 😂

    • @vizzo44
      @vizzo44 Před měsícem +2

      Solid detective work 👌👌👌

  • @nalaci2624
    @nalaci2624 Před 7 měsíci +4772

    This is what happens when they cancel The Truman show without telling Truman

  • @punstress
    @punstress Před 7 měsíci +6856

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

  • @ORam...
    @ORam... Před 3 měsíci +48

    Guys in suits: "Hello, 911. Yeah, there's this wierdo going around pulling fire alarms."

  • @charliejohnson6416
    @charliejohnson6416 Před 3 měsíci +34

    All the guys on the phone
    “So I got fucking evicted, cars broke, nobody can fix it, and I’m using this coffee shops WiFi”

    • @browner420
      @browner420 Před 2 měsíci

      😂

    • @nevmat1595
      @nevmat1595 Před 24 dny

      Yeah, all perfectly reasonable explanation. Cody not the only one slow to catch on 😂😂

  • @Polyvalent
    @Polyvalent Před 7 měsíci +5766

    If any of this was a conspiracy then the guy handing out the menus is trying to wake Cody up. Dude needs to get to the Chinese restaurant ASAP.

  • @jacefields2259
    @jacefields2259 Před 7 měsíci +6156

    Tiktok podcasts have given half of our population virtual lobotomy's

  • @Slashgibber
    @Slashgibber Před měsícem +1

    When you smoke so much weed that you start thinking creepy pastas are diary entries.

  • @thaarbitor2003
    @thaarbitor2003 Před 2 měsíci +12

    I'll have what he's having 🤣

  • @ImAGoodBoy69
    @ImAGoodBoy69 Před 7 měsíci +1515

    Ah yes, the man who lives in an alternate reality but shares the same internet connection as us.

    • @jeremyh344
      @jeremyh344 Před 6 měsíci +5

      😂

    • @didasenga9397
      @didasenga9397 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Why are you like this?! 😂😂😂

    • @shaelalundy-ox5qc
      @shaelalundy-ox5qc Před 6 měsíci

      😂😂😂

    • @Obama___
      @Obama___ Před 6 měsíci +8

      You think they would code out the dust too, no one likes dust 😅😂😂❤

    • @eliyarrows2456
      @eliyarrows2456 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@Obama___it’s like the old glitch in sports games where if you went to like 20OTs in 2k there would be a layer of sweat sprites covering the players 😂

  • @stonerdrums
    @stonerdrums Před 7 měsíci +5912

    M. Night Shyamalan just got a new movie idea.

    • @capealio
      @capealio Před 7 měsíci +74

      The twist 85% the way thru the movie is that the Simulation is run by his one neighbor who always strikes up a convo or at least nods and is cordial who also is actually his parent believed to be long deceased; played by MNS himself of course.

    • @DAfrodisiac
      @DAfrodisiac Před 7 měsíci +15

      I'm fuckin sold bro!

    • @DAfrodisiac
      @DAfrodisiac Před 7 měsíci +21

      I don't even care that I now know the plot, I definitely want an extended version of this story especially after your added twist lol. Love it.

    • @michaelanthony79
      @michaelanthony79 Před 7 měsíci +5

      I inexplicably have always hated M. Nite Shymalan with like murderous rage. Don't know why.

    • @UnderPeruvianSky
      @UnderPeruvianSky Před 7 měsíci +14

      ​@@michaelanthony79Maybe because nothing happens horror wise...just mostly psychological horror, people hate that.

  • @mikeflint5115
    @mikeflint5115 Před měsícem +2

    A similar story happened in Spain a few years ago, but the guy was a alone in the future, no one lived in the city to be found. He allegedly communicated with people of the present about his concern. They asked him to prove it was real meant times. He did it every time.

  • @bigdawgez
    @bigdawgez Před 3 měsíci +7

    As a cable tech sometimes a company will buy out apts for their traveling employees to live in. I use to repair or install in these apts usually upper class condo type places. The apts were pre fully decorated and everything. Sometimes I’d get lucky and have a whole shift just in one apt and even take my lunch and catch a nap haha

  • @oaktownstunna
    @oaktownstunna Před 7 měsíci +2117

    So this guy had to deal with no noisy and annoying neighbors, no congested streets and didn't have to stand in a long line at the store... This dude found Paradise

    • @MercenarySed
      @MercenarySed Před 7 měsíci +34

      It was 2020

    • @scottiboi828
      @scottiboi828 Před 7 měsíci +20

      Sign me up, location, please? Just 1 question: Is it pet friendly?

    • @TheIrieLionGaming
      @TheIrieLionGaming Před 7 měsíci

      organ harvest friendly too enjoy lol@@scottiboi828

    • @king50316
      @king50316 Před 7 měsíci +4

      I need this now or my neighbor's are about to get it 😂

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 Před 7 měsíci +11

      Wire me in, robot overlords. I have accepted the fate.

  • @matthamilton5902
    @matthamilton5902 Před 6 měsíci +3175

    Me thinking, no noisy neighbors, no crowded restaurants, and no drama. Sounds like paradise!

    • @Audio041194
      @Audio041194 Před 6 měsíci +11

      Yeah sounds kind of nice.

    • @staywoke1090
      @staywoke1090 Před 6 měsíci +18

      For reals. You have complete tranquility and people still bitching

    • @vernellguillory2959
      @vernellguillory2959 Před 6 měsíci +3

      We're on the same page👍🏼

    • @mentak2593
      @mentak2593 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Yeah like why mess with a good thing 😅

    • @Monkuh
      @Monkuh Před 6 měsíci +11

      Yes but it’s also very unsettling if you’re expecting people to be there and nobody is. Liminal spaces are places out of the backrooms

  • @LordDarkus1
    @LordDarkus1 Před 2 měsíci +3

    When you realize there’s a sting going on in that area lol 😂

  • @christopherleveck6835
    @christopherleveck6835 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Every man was saying the same thing. "Have you thought about purchasing a car warranty?"

  • @darklightimages
    @darklightimages Před 7 měsíci +1349

    Bro is living in a money laundering company. They are using this place to clean money. Homie isn't suppose to notice but he did.

    • @beajaye8244
      @beajaye8244 Před 7 měsíci +17

      Exactly😅😅😅

    • @RWZiggy
      @RWZiggy Před 7 měsíci

      @@user-fr6di4bu5i Can prove someone resides there. If I were a crook I'd probably go for five percent occupancy

    • @mobiusone6994
      @mobiusone6994 Před 7 měsíci

      @@user-fr6di4bu5i Even a single source of legit income for a front company helps clean money because it sort of weakens the trail

    • @victoriarandolph5592
      @victoriarandolph5592 Před 7 měsíci +79

      If ever the need to prove it's legit, a real person moving around, receiving mail, an example of utility rates to fudge, etc etc

    • @lilIAN97huh
      @lilIAN97huh Před 7 měsíci +23

      ​@@victoriarandolph5592that's what I was thinking. They use him as a control group basically so they know roughly what the bills of the other apartments should be. Still seems fake though. How do you not realize no ones car ever moves lol

  • @OldManButtercup
    @OldManButtercup Před 7 měsíci +524

    When all your neighbors hate you so much, nobody says good bye.

    • @carpetlayenful
      @carpetlayenful Před 7 měsíci +2

      Nah, they all claim they waved and yelled "goodbye" at least 3 times.

    • @jennymoore2083
      @jennymoore2083 Před 7 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @user-vw4nh3dr6b
    @user-vw4nh3dr6b Před 2 měsíci +2

    I’d be living on Chinese takeout and learning to play the drums!!!

    • @greg6162
      @greg6162 Před měsícem

      Hell yeah… I started playing guitar about a year ago ✊

  • @otherworld9344
    @otherworld9344 Před měsícem +1

    Collect all the menus to continue to the next level 😂😂😂

  • @kenaultman7499
    @kenaultman7499 Před 7 měsíci +778

    It's called foreign corporations needing a US address.

    • @Snipergoat1
      @Snipergoat1 Před 7 měsíci +28

      They only need one address and it is probably not wise to have it in a residential zone. Believe it or not forensic accountants look for that sort of thing.

    • @kinglionkayce
      @kinglionkayce Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@Snipergoat1obviously different corporations jackass

    • @userunknown1030
      @userunknown1030 Před 7 měsíci +12

      @@Snipergoat1 only if they are looking to get a person of interest lol. though we know all those people who would care are on the pay roll anyway lol. foreign entites don't get looked at all to often lol.

    • @tbone5040
      @tbone5040 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Doesnt explain the cars in the garage. I undeestand the scam youre explaining,tho.

    • @brandonchan8667
      @brandonchan8667 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Now it's called a free squat spot

  • @RaulGonzalez-zg5ov
    @RaulGonzalez-zg5ov Před 6 měsíci +691

    When an npc gains awareness 😂

  • @GodDutyHonorCountry
    @GodDutyHonorCountry Před měsícem +2

    He should write a book about it!
    I bet it would be a bestseller, b/c it’s a very unique tale! 😸

  • @bobbyt223
    @bobbyt223 Před 12 dny

    He was so high, he forgot he ever even got high.

  • @flowmastaflam
    @flowmastaflam Před 7 měsíci +1397

    Nobody told Truman the Actors Guild was on strike

  • @herbieherbertson191
    @herbieherbertson191 Před 7 měsíci +2520

    He living in an unopened part of the map 😂

  • @DG19835
    @DG19835 Před 24 dny +1

    Dude didnt realize he was living in a building being fumigated.

  • @Aw3someOpZ
    @Aw3someOpZ Před měsícem +1

    When someone confuses a Reddit creepy pasta for real.

  • @jacobrichter9562
    @jacobrichter9562 Před 7 měsíci +929

    He didn't even consider that he can blast his music without fear of complaints

    • @CatWith-AHat
      @CatWith-AHat Před 6 měsíci

      Strut through the hall birthday suit style rubbing his nuts over all the handles.

    • @Rigbysalad
      @Rigbysalad Před 6 měsíci +13

      Fr. As a former apartment resident this is an underrated ass comment.

    • @jenniferburner8180
      @jenniferburner8180 Před 6 měsíci

      Missed opportunity violation: codeUS√GTFO 101.411 Streaker Alert 🚨 Toga Party of One 👍🏾

    • @0791hd
      @0791hd Před 6 měsíci +1

      Wow I didn’t even think bout that and bro could steal cars too😂

    • @ImnotcompensatingU-R
      @ImnotcompensatingU-R Před 6 měsíci +9

      Complaints are so op. I wish my downstairs neighbors would fuck off, I slid my dresser across my bedroom floor(I was moving in) and got a noise complaint the next day. They “work from home” and that’s not my fucking problem. Their kids scream all hours of the night. Tbh all the neighbors are lowkey noisy. We’re just the only whites in this building and I think I’m suffering from racism fr

  • @ADekuKid
    @ADekuKid Před 7 měsíci +1307

    Fun fact, nothing that these men have ever said in their life is verifiable. We’re still not even sure if they really love their mom’s.

    • @captain_context9991
      @captain_context9991 Před 7 měsíci +74

      No no I have seen Chinese food menus. They are real. They definitely exist.

    • @SW-fk6jk
      @SW-fk6jk Před 7 měsíci +4

      Hey, there are lots of bad moms out there.

    • @teresadalessio1
      @teresadalessio1 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Lolololol

    • @242proPRODUCTUONS
      @242proPRODUCTUONS Před 7 měsíci +13

      You can say this about nearly every single podcast. As soon as a video comes up of a guy holding a mic in front of his face you know he's going to be A) lying, B) saying something incredibly stupid that only kids will believe or C) trying to push another ad onto younger audiences for products they don't need.

    • @daniellecailly5448
      @daniellecailly5448 Před 7 měsíci +4

      ​@@captain_context9991😂😂

  • @soundzillaw
    @soundzillaw Před 3 měsíci +2

    He says menu gate like he didn't know what it was but then was telling some of the story😂😂

  • @thepianoroommusic
    @thepianoroommusic Před 2 měsíci +1

    I had an unexplainable physical event happen at work, convinced I’m living in an alternate reality

  • @Dud3itsj3ff
    @Dud3itsj3ff Před 7 měsíci +1088

    I love how instead of just knocking on one of the neighbors doors he just said fuck it… pulling the fire alarm! 😂

    • @Chuson05
      @Chuson05 Před 7 měsíci +32

      That is a paranoid brain in action...

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy Před 7 měsíci +14

      @@Jose-ek2nruh yeah, just knock on the damn doors

    • @Markuden
      @Markuden Před 7 měsíci +10

      @@Jose-ek2nr yep, probably schizophrenia.

    • @thatguybrooke
      @thatguybrooke Před 7 měsíci +6

      😅Right?!😂😂 I think that's a prime example of 0 to 100 real quick!

    • @thatguybrooke
      @thatguybrooke Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@Jose-ek2nr Or is it just that it was entertainingly interesting, just because it was meant to be? 🤷‍♂️

  • @lilithskyblue
    @lilithskyblue Před 7 měsíci +344

    It's money laundering. They need to explain how they made their money on their taxes. So you buy an almost empty apartment building and claim rent from people who are not there. It's covers for the illegal money they made.

    • @rodjacksonx
      @rodjacksonx Před 7 měsíci +24

      This seems to make the most sense.

    • @Hangshai
      @Hangshai Před 7 měsíci +19

      Boom. Nailed it. Rich people with questionable streams of income can park their money and then get loans on the property. This also raises rents bcs people that need homes can't get them. Pretty shitty all around, except for the guy who owns the property that's gaming the system in the first place

    • @LGBTQHAMAS
      @LGBTQHAMAS Před 7 měsíci +2

      And large real estate investment groups, they want the land and dont even usually rent the rooms

    • @jayford1871
      @jayford1871 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Yoyr actually right about this, I was indicted a long time ago for gun and drug trafficking, I owned an apartment complex in Newark NJ, close to the Grove, it was low income area so not unusual for people to pay in cash.. it's funny that they tried to catch me breaking the law but couldn't catch me laundering money 😅😅😅😅.... or maybe I'm lying to impress the internet, you'll have to search public records for yourselves lol

    • @TronisEdison
      @TronisEdison Před 7 měsíci

      @@jayford1871📸🫵🫵🫵🫵 lol just playing

  • @mlsteven394
    @mlsteven394 Před měsícem

    If I had no neighbors, I would not even begin to question my luck.

  • @PazSince81
    @PazSince81 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This story has stuck with me ever since u guys posted it… so nuts

    • @horstnietzsche1923
      @horstnietzsche1923 Před měsícem

      Seriously, why? It's interesting but not exactly believable and I'm open to conspiracy theories but this is just nutty.

  • @dukutmagangana
    @dukutmagangana Před 7 měsíci +1038

    My BS meter is going off so hard right now 😂.

    • @RussClarkRocks
      @RussClarkRocks Před 7 měsíci +83

      When you see these guys on a video, it's BS. I'm just here for the comments. Lol

    • @americanandpinay
      @americanandpinay Před 7 měsíci +31

      We're trained to be rational like this, but there is always some truth or fiction to everything we read and see. We had this happen in Cagayan De Oro in the Philippines this past June. We took the "last room" in a condo building on Agoda for vacation from kids for the week. I double checked the price with Priceline. It was the last room. There is 15 floors. 3 front desk workers, 1 guy that swept the pool, and one security guard....and us. The only people that were ever there in the building...for what seemed like 24 hours a day. We never seen one other person come into or out of the building. No one in either room to us. And someone came through and hung up brochures just like this and no one ever picked them up. Two doors had Christmas themes all over them. Day 4 we went through floors 1-5 and all the same. I probably went and smoked 5 times a day down in front of the 7-11 connected to the place. My wife and I left 3 times a day to go next door to the mall and eat. No one, ever. nothing.
      So we asked what was up. They told us the Chinese government had bought the whole building out in January and the woman who owned our condo was the only person to not sale.

    • @mrbigbankuchiface_3352
      @mrbigbankuchiface_3352 Před 7 měsíci +20

      rich people with money have access to all types of perversions you'd be surprised what people are into and what is going on while the sheep work 9/5

    • @MrSnaveRevilo
      @MrSnaveRevilo Před 7 měsíci +4

      Reminds me of this clip of a "giant on a mountain" video poster uploaded then black cars following him etc. Then "died" with proof being facebook posts or something. High level social media storytelling!

    • @genericsocks7542
      @genericsocks7542 Před 7 měsíci

      @@mrbigbankuchiface_3352lol buddy talking about 9-5 sheep while I can almost guarantee he works for minimum wage.

  • @robryan2079
    @robryan2079 Před 7 měsíci +372

    I’m laughing at how long it took him to notice he didn’t have any neighbors 😂

  • @John-nv5zy
    @John-nv5zy Před 12 dny

    "Let's go with things that never happened for $2,000, Ken"

  • @rosemariebutler2474
    @rosemariebutler2474 Před 3 měsíci +1

    They're HeEerRre...AND THEY'RE LISTENING!😅😅😅

  • @samthekashman
    @samthekashman Před 7 měsíci +739

    When everyone on your floor dies of a gas leak and you don’t realize you can breathe gas

    • @chickenbeforeegg
      @chickenbeforeegg Před 7 měsíci +24

      Might be the dumbest joke I've ever heard but I'm laughing like an idiot

    • @johnfriday5169
      @johnfriday5169 Před 7 měsíci +11

      I was thinking similar but that he's the only guy that opens his windows for some fresh air.

    • @MyGeorg13
      @MyGeorg13 Před 7 měsíci +2

      air is a gas and its breathable, hope i could help murican

    • @OEFarredondo
      @OEFarredondo Před 7 měsíci +1

      Im acid proof!

    • @marlonestrella5054
      @marlonestrella5054 Před 7 měsíci

      Lol someone failed chemistry class lol

  • @axil157
    @axil157 Před 7 měsíci +631

    The first problem is NEVER believe anything anyone named Cody says.

    • @cocogold2172
      @cocogold2172 Před 7 měsíci +18

      Hi. My name is Cody, and I endorse this message.

    • @lifeasrini
      @lifeasrini Před 7 měsíci +21

      ​​@@cocogold2172..... I don't believe you, Cody 😒😅

    • @wesleyalan9179
      @wesleyalan9179 Před 7 měsíci +1

      😂

    • @wesleyalan9179
      @wesleyalan9179 Před 7 měsíci +5

      I know a Cody, and he tells a lot of tall ones, lol😂 everyone that knows him will tell you the same!😂

    • @dawnedrew
      @dawnedrew Před 7 měsíci +5

      Shit, i live with a guy named Cody .😣

  • @chelseyovery1698
    @chelseyovery1698 Před měsícem +7

    This goes along with the theory that we project our reality. How many times have you seen your neighbors bring groceries in or do anything that we do that is considered "normal"?

  • @kylenkimberly1228
    @kylenkimberly1228 Před 22 dny

    He was the first buyer of a new housing community. They had cars parked in the garage to simulate what it would look like

  • @heonybebe2192
    @heonybebe2192 Před 5 měsíci +63

    As a gamer its clear to me that he failed this level. He was supposed to call the number on the menu for his real mission.

    • @McKinzieDev
      @McKinzieDev Před měsícem +4

      Best comment here, so underrated!

    • @meobee11
      @meobee11 Před 20 dny

      😂😂 love this!! It makes total sense! I'm not a gamer but used to be a very detailed investigator (non-professional)... Even the music goes with this game!!

  • @williammorgan4620
    @williammorgan4620 Před 7 měsíci +2419

    I wish my neighbors were that quiet😊

  • @rossjohnson1872
    @rossjohnson1872 Před 9 hodinami

    My job used to keep me away from home for weeks.
    I would leave a light on a timer with 3 periods of a few hours on. City dwellers often take a cab to the airport because long term parking is expensive.

  • @jgoebbelswasright
    @jgoebbelswasright Před 2 měsíci +2

    Sounds like a majority of building in NYC, entire floors are owned by foreigners who either only come once a year or.... never at all honestly. Its called "vertical money laundering", google it.

  • @Paul-ou1rx
    @Paul-ou1rx Před 7 měsíci +751

    Cut to the next scene. All his neighbors are standing outside his door saying they haven't seen him for 5 days and asking each other what smells so bad.

  • @billcrenshaw6245
    @billcrenshaw6245 Před 7 měsíci +1551

    Someone on Reddit figured it out. Turns out that the building was next to a college. So when college was out, the kids went home but still had to pay rent. The very same thing happened to my son's apartment building when he was in college.

    • @kathyb249
      @kathyb249 Před 7 měsíci +132

      Omg, I was looking for a plausible explanation. Lol! That's brilliant.

    • @barebeautyessentials3323
      @barebeautyessentials3323 Před 7 měsíci +72

      So why the apartment lights on at night 😏

    • @avitaylor589
      @avitaylor589 Před 7 měsíci +77

      Why would college students leave their cars there all summer?

    • @all4here_____837
      @all4here_____837 Před 7 měsíci +85

      @@avitaylor589 the same reason why they pay rent when they don't live there during the summer...they got the money to do it. Maybe their out of state or country students and flew home

    • @FillYouWithMe
      @FillYouWithMe Před 7 měsíci +24

      @@avitaylor589Why did it take him that long to notice none of the cars have moved? Either the garage is only really used for people parking long term, or there was something that shook dirt from the ceiling onto the cars.

  • @Sosozanyway
    @Sosozanyway Před měsícem

    Cars covered in dust in 5 days? I think my dude lives in a time warp.

  • @babycoco9489
    @babycoco9489 Před 7 měsíci +1248

    This man is probably the number one show somewhere in Asia 😂

  • @404_profile_not_found
    @404_profile_not_found Před 7 měsíci +706

    When you're a schizophrenic, a narcissist or a compulsive liar and are telling your friends a story

    • @jigglie8077
      @jigglie8077 Před 7 měsíci +9

      funny enough there are plenty of places this could happen.. not to many in the usa on this scale but in Asia and in places of war it happens.
      if you are the only one left in a big building its better to be worried! what if the demo team comes by wile you are squatting!

    • @jacobvalenzuela2546
      @jacobvalenzuela2546 Před 7 měsíci +8

      ​@@jigglie8077that would be a cool story though... this... this was just dumb.

    • @Lena-so2lq
      @Lena-so2lq Před 7 měsíci +1

      Replace Narcissist and you got a good joke.😂

    • @jfe1195
      @jfe1195 Před 7 měsíci

      Comment of the week..👏

    • @Spartan4Israel
      @Spartan4Israel Před 7 měsíci

      You got to Qatar most of the building are empty offices but highly doubt this happen in Atlanta

  • @StarGlazedMuffins
    @StarGlazedMuffins Před měsícem +1

    This would be a great movie idea, i'd watch this. Hollywood needs new ideas! Love me a good suspense fictional story.

  • @ericsalinas98
    @ericsalinas98 Před 2 měsíci +1

    When you realize you live in a money laundering apartment complex for the cartel

  • @plumlogan
    @plumlogan Před 6 měsíci +187

    He's confused? Imagine how frustrated the Chinese restaurant must be

    • @djtbone001a
      @djtbone001a Před 2 měsíci +4

      All those free menus and only one guy at the Chinese restaurant talking on the phone.

    • @GiselleM713
      @GiselleM713 Před 2 měsíci +1

      😂

    • @D3V14N7
      @D3V14N7 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That menu thing is a regular method in order to have the customer actually take the time to pick it up. Since energy is expended in doing so. Psychologically we investigate. It's a clever trick using basic human psychology and nature. The take-out will have lost many potential customers. And the menus pay for themselves with a new customer ordering from them as the restaurant system will charge for new customers not registered as having ordered before. Of course you get benefit from the place you order from by not being charged for your call to them if you do so regularly. Clever huh?😅 xZx

    • @plumlogan
      @plumlogan Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@D3V14N7 oh my god - delete that reply before anyone else sees it

    • @ericsmith-sx8xi
      @ericsmith-sx8xi Před 2 měsíci

      Hilarious

  • @-Aidan
    @-Aidan Před 7 měsíci +862

    The only truth behind this is that there have been cases of people doing this with fake menus to gauge the time people are home and are not to plan a burglary.

    • @vlowdelrio1795
      @vlowdelrio1795 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Great idea never heard of this 😅

    • @beer1for2break3fast4
      @beer1for2break3fast4 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @ragnar97
      @ragnar97 Před 7 měsíci +13

      It's probably something similar to TheSunVanished or The backrooms, a fictional story told through tweets or short clips. But there's always a couple morons who take it as real

    • @attractiveforce8609
      @attractiveforce8609 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@beer1for2break3fast4
      Same thought xD

    • @Snaphoo
      @Snaphoo Před 7 měsíci +3

      That in zero way explains why no one was there

  • @astin771
    @astin771 Před měsícem

    The way he said “pulls it!” 😂

  • @Verosonfiyaa
    @Verosonfiyaa Před měsícem

    The gift of being a good storyteller

  • @rev0102
    @rev0102 Před 7 měsíci +456

    Pretty sure that “anything is possible when you lie” quote fits here perfectly

    • @TheOneAndOnly_skiF
      @TheOneAndOnly_skiF Před 7 měsíci +11

      It could also be money laundering, say they own the apt complex and "rent it out to tenants"

    • @kunschner
      @kunschner Před 7 měsíci +14

      ​@NiNE1911 depending on the local laws, the owners name should be registered and publicly available. Lot of foreign money laundered in real estate.
      Never understood how foreign entities can own property, especially residential.

    • @rev0102
      @rev0102 Před 7 měsíci

      @@TheOneAndOnly_skiF sure I could see that. Fair enough.

    • @Boostiverse
      @Boostiverse Před 7 měsíci

      @@TheOneAndOnly_skiFwhat’s more likely?

    • @wadephony9954
      @wadephony9954 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It's an ARG lol it's just a fun new form of story telling that's getting popular

  • @frankm.5505
    @frankm.5505 Před 7 měsíci +1947

    He probably didn’t get the notice that they were fumigating his apartment complex and was the only one who stayed in the building. Then got so loopy in there that he just hallucinated going to those coffee shops with the one guy in a suit in them.

    • @clutchbleach2057
      @clutchbleach2057 Před 7 měsíci +71

      Doesn't explain the dust and he would be forced to evacuate

    • @LK-dx2oq
      @LK-dx2oq Před 7 měsíci +11

      Lol

    • @terribelle3
      @terribelle3 Před 7 měsíci +37

      ​@clutchbleach2057 Are you OK?!! It was a joke.
      (Are you AI!!? 😲)
      No, AI would know that he also hallucinated the dust in that joke ❤ Have a good day buddy 👍

    • @dominicverdin5724
      @dominicverdin5724 Před 7 měsíci +6

      😂😂😂

    • @EB-qb1vl
      @EB-qb1vl Před 7 měsíci +11

      ​@@terribelle3 I think he's just upset that people who genuinely think that way are currently running the country.

  • @7777Lace
    @7777Lace Před 21 dnem

    The CZcams comments section NEVER DISAPPOINTS!!! Bravo 👏🏽 Ladies & Gentlemen for some HILARIOUS CONTENT!!!!!🤣

  • @LebaneseNostalgia
    @LebaneseNostalgia Před měsícem

    LOL whoever is doing these short videos is doing a good job!

  • @user_abuser7
    @user_abuser7 Před 7 měsíci +65

    If video games and John wick have taught me anything, the answers at the Chinese place.

  • @kingbrikka5789
    @kingbrikka5789 Před 7 měsíci +191

    Guy been in witness protection for so long he forgot

  • @AS-me9xx
    @AS-me9xx Před měsícem

    When you have a serious breakthrough on DMT.

  • @stevelux9854
    @stevelux9854 Před 6 dny

    "I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand" - Werewolves of London (Warren Zevon)

  • @jays0001
    @jays0001 Před 7 měsíci +444

    You can check in every time you want, but you can never leave

    • @autisticturtle5838
      @autisticturtle5838 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Welcome to the hotel California (hell)

    • @IAMJhonnyBravo
      @IAMJhonnyBravo Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@autisticturtle5838yesss...the song is about the Church of Satan. On the cover of "Hotel California" in the top right window there is Anton Levey standing there looking out the window.
      ALL of them dabble in the occult in one way or the other.

    • @JeromeMcklansky
      @JeromeMcklansky Před 7 měsíci +2

      Lol that songs about rehab….

    • @giovannicarosa8819
      @giovannicarosa8819 Před 7 měsíci +12

      It’s any time not every time….sorry…great song though…grew up to it.

    • @CoffeeAndBusiness
      @CoffeeAndBusiness Před 7 měsíci

      @@JeromeMcklanskyI thought it was about a haunted hotel

  • @Williewonderz
    @Williewonderz Před 7 měsíci +1073

    “Proof the Chinese have taken over” *girl screams*

  • @Eaglemadhatter
    @Eaglemadhatter Před 2 měsíci +1

    Full story links in descriptions of shorts is really what the world wants and needs.

    • @patriciacash4460
      @patriciacash4460 Před měsícem

      Yaaasssssss I have been looking hard for a link to this one!!!!!

  • @DerrickMooney-jq4ww
    @DerrickMooney-jq4ww Před 2 měsíci

    That's the best bigfoot story i've ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dasshdutchie7019
    @dasshdutchie7019 Před 7 měsíci +1618

    You’re only paranoid until you’re right

    • @TheKillerman3333
      @TheKillerman3333 Před 7 měsíci

      The problem with paranoia is priming. By priming your brain to look for clues to fit a narrative, you find irrelevant or coincidental evidence that conveniently proves the narrative. This allows you to say you are right despite the fact that an overwhelming amount of evidence proves you are wrong. People who believe in conspiracies use opposing evidence to prove a conspiracy theory is true even though the opposing evidence disproves the conspiracy.

    • @thecritic3959
      @thecritic3959 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Then it turns into fear

    • @allegrac230
      @allegrac230 Před 7 měsíci +2

      2 comments!
      One I can read, that's weird.
      But 4 reaL....when you find out u aren't a conspiracy theorist but are right....😮❤😊

    • @Back2Filesx
      @Back2Filesx Před 7 měsíci +2

      Rightttt...😊

    • @billynewyears3044
      @billynewyears3044 Před 7 měsíci

      This is just a dumb tiktok. Sorry

  • @phillhuddleston9445
    @phillhuddleston9445 Před 7 měsíci +325

    When you live in an apartment you dream of being the only one there with no annoying neighbors. This guy was clearly dreaming!

    • @GreenLion419
      @GreenLion419 Před 7 měsíci

      Or things like this show us we are all dreaming....collectively.

  • @panda96assassin29
    @panda96assassin29 Před 16 dny

    It's Atlanta.....he was most definitely high 😂

  • @williampritchard7397
    @williampritchard7397 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I lived in an apartment building for a yr. There was no one there. I worked nights an had a solid rental agreement. I didnt even know it was deserted till i partied one night. Ended up knocking on every door. Thought i had slipped into a backroom. Terrifying😅

  • @stephenopry
    @stephenopry Před 7 měsíci +363

    Plot twist he lived in a dorm and everyone was on vacation, but he was too stoned and forgot, since he was taking classes still. All the men in suits were his professors who had to stay because of him.

    • @denisewhitehead59
      @denisewhitehead59 Před 7 měsíci

      😅😅😅 And the reason he heard them all say in the same thing is because they were all saying, man, this is bullshit

    • @lynnefreeman7687
      @lynnefreeman7687 Před 7 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂

    • @nunocolon
      @nunocolon Před 7 měsíci +1

      😂😂

    • @immortalsoul85
      @immortalsoul85 Před 7 měsíci +6

      The thing they all kept saying into the phone? "Gahddamn.. this fuckin guy's here again"

    • @WifeyType19841
      @WifeyType19841 Před 7 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂

  • @robopainter5628
    @robopainter5628 Před 7 měsíci +636

    Now there are 2000 people trying to find this building

    • @ralfgonzalez3778
      @ralfgonzalez3778 Před 7 měsíci +38

      Can't matrix deleted

    • @accelerator3807
      @accelerator3807 Před 7 měsíci +42

      Tag rainbolt, we will get the location before evening.

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@accelerator3807 im pretty sure that guy works with the CIA matrix people, its the only logical way to explain his ability to ID places with such speed and accuracy.
      Pretty sure he's in on the big secret too man...

    • @brictit
      @brictit Před 7 měsíci +14

      ive driven through weird parts of a city and pulled over in it. totally looks empty on streets. buildings were huge and you would think people would be walking or atleast around somewhere. nope. just the police and me being directed how to leave, since i wanted directions to begin with cus was kinda lost before gmaps.

    • @EpochHEROkiD
      @EpochHEROkiD Před 7 měsíci +3

      I swear that was my first thought

  • @guadalupechavarria1227

    It was Taco Tuesday! Errrbody at the restaurant eating 😂

  • @Brooks_M3
    @Brooks_M3 Před měsícem

    I work in the apartment industry, this sounds like a lease up or a poorly occupied community. We see this all the time, I was just at a community a few weeks ago and one entire hallway had menus just like that but it’s just because nobody lives in that hallway.

  • @carlose.moreyramd7846
    @carlose.moreyramd7846 Před 6 měsíci +360

    Literally while watching this video, someone placed a menu through the crack of my door in my hotel room 😳😅

    • @Joe_JesusWins_Lewis
      @Joe_JesusWins_Lewis Před 5 měsíci +16

      RUUUUUUUUN

    • @lancemontoya2096
      @lancemontoya2096 Před 4 měsíci +25

      Whatever you do, don't open the door, but incase you do, just don't order anything off that menu. But just incase you do order something off the menu, definitely don't eat it, but if your stoned an got the munchies an still reading this . . . YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP READING THIS CAUSE I'M running out of shit to say.

    • @DickBanger-ui6no
      @DickBanger-ui6no Před 3 měsíci

      In case is two fucking words

    • @Joe_JesusWins_Lewis
      @Joe_JesusWins_Lewis Před 3 měsíci +2

      Incase incase incase lol

    • @tycoonestate6379
      @tycoonestate6379 Před 3 měsíci +2

      😂😂

  • @Daniel_Antonio_Arellano782
    @Daniel_Antonio_Arellano782 Před 7 měsíci +182

    He realized that he was the one missing. Everybody else was there.

  • @irishn8
    @irishn8 Před 3 měsíci +1

    That reminds me of this one night I was traveling and I needed to pull over for fuel. I got off on my exit and there was this white car at the end of the exit stopped at a green light. I honked and he moved forward a few car lengths so he was now in the middle of the intersection. It was enough room for me to make my right hand turn toward the gas station. On my way I passed two more identical white cars. Pulling into the gas station, I saw two more identical white cars parked next to each-other in the parking lot. At the pumps, there was one identical white car getting fuel and another random car, none of which had someone pumping fuel or occupying their cars. I got my fuel and went to leave and I saw two more identical white cars in the middle of the lot stopped in opposite directions so they could talk to each-other. Every one of them had tinted windows so I couldn't see inside. As I left normal life had apparently resumed as there were now normal cars everywhere.
    Weirdest experience I've ever had.

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 Před měsícem

      All that typing, and you never said WHERE.

    • @irishn8
      @irishn8 Před měsícem

      @@bryanergau6682 im not 100% sure but I think it was here
      5801 Pioneer St
      Ridgefield, WA 98642
      United States

  • @williamporterfield6151
    @williamporterfield6151 Před 6 měsíci +446

    the landlord probably just wants people to think the building is full so he can create scarcity and raise prices lmao.

    • @Westcoastrocksduh
      @Westcoastrocksduh Před 3 měsíci +17

      Yes you make money as a land lord by keeping your 1 building in a city with many buildings empty to raise prices…

    • @squidvis
      @squidvis Před 3 měsíci +17

      ​@@Westcoastrocksduh Honestly with all the dumb ways that rich people make money I wouldn't be surprised if this was a real thing. It seems the dumber the idea the more money it makes these days...

    • @Westcoastrocksduh
      @Westcoastrocksduh Před 3 měsíci

      @@squidvis who is the dumb one? The person who sales the dumb idea or the idiot who buys it?

    • @leemontedavi
      @leemontedavi Před 3 měsíci +9

      Good reason but why was cars cover in dust ?

    • @CadGuy619
      @CadGuy619 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Yep gotta keep that one real tenant paying top dollar

  • @kelw.5440
    @kelw.5440 Před 7 měsíci +169

    Shows up at the restaurant and they are just setting there waiting on him. " it's about time, we where beginning to think that you didn't get our message,"

    • @tobybigham4196
      @tobybigham4196 Před 7 měsíci

      When you leave a boring life, you need paranoia and fantasy to spice up life!

    • @PCRage2000
      @PCRage2000 Před 7 měsíci +8

      We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty

    • @dshrecksBW
      @dshrecksBW Před 7 měsíci +3

      Then they bring out a tray with a blue and a red fortune cookie...

    • @erichoepelman7764
      @erichoepelman7764 Před 7 měsíci +2

      And the last words he heard were. Try the kung pow chicken it’s great

    • @jinx8624
      @jinx8624 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@dshrecksBW😂🤣

  • @marvingaddy494
    @marvingaddy494 Před 2 měsíci

    When you’re tryin to get that check from the state, because you said you’re crazy 🤪

  • @CrazyIncTv
    @CrazyIncTv Před měsícem

    He bought an APT building and lived in it before leasing it 😂😂

  • @TheNexusChan
    @TheNexusChan Před 7 měsíci +529

    "If its on the internet, then it must be true."
    -Albert Einstein

    • @alishakatherine3893
      @alishakatherine3893 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Underrated comment

    • @TheNexusChan
      @TheNexusChan Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@alishakatherine3893 At least some of you recognize it 😭

    • @SpaceGhost-
      @SpaceGhost- Před 7 měsíci +1

      Finally, someone with the real solution.

    • @uncapabrew4807
      @uncapabrew4807 Před 6 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @twisted-lee2052
      @twisted-lee2052 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Confucia say ,
      one who stands on toilet is high on pot.
      One who sits on toilet is contemplating thought..
      Lisa ❤moi😂

  • @jennypenny7
    @jennypenny7 Před 7 měsíci +134

    At least the menu delivery guy is real too...

  • @Shjanzey
    @Shjanzey Před měsícem

    That sounds like heaven, apartment with no neighbors making noise

  • @josephcarter1172
    @josephcarter1172 Před 3 měsíci

    Maybe his neighbors are all on spring break& the college is empty too..😂

  • @thfpt
    @thfpt Před 7 měsíci +140

    This is when you expect Rod Serling to pop up out of nowhere, wearing a 3 piece suit, and start telling you about what kind of day you're going to have in The Twilight Zone...

    • @LRTrack
      @LRTrack Před 7 měsíci +2

      Has Rod Serling EVER worn a 3-piece suit?

    • @lashleybrady1
      @lashleybrady1 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@LRTracknow that you say that I don’t think he did lol

    • @TASmith-ou3is
      @TASmith-ou3is Před 7 měsíci

      @@LRTrack Maybe on Night Gallery

  • @scrungo7610
    @scrungo7610 Před 7 měsíci +12

    I like how the cowboy hat guy acted clueless at first, but then started adding more info later on. Check your continuity guys.