Right? Out of millions other interesting topics they could use, they chose this. Like , who the fuck in Crystal Dynamics wrote this? Did they let one of their shitty 10 years old child wrote the whole thing?? 😂
Gonna try to recreate a comment from the original video that I found hilarious. “They really should’ve made Kamala’s father the main character trying to avenge Kamala. I mean how many fat old Pakistani men do you know as the main character of anything?”
That's like my mom thinking that Thanos was green for the entirety of infinity war and endgame. Idk how, she's not colorblind. We all saw the same movies.
“Plant yourself like a tree by the river of truth” being some kind of badass tell-off makes me wonder if the writer is actually a pretentious 14-year-old-now there’s a symbolic body of water in this speech.
That line was initially part of a speech Captain America made during Civil War, only instead of being about fanfiction, it’s him talking about a literal war between super humans and the United States Government. So yeah, a little bit more warranted.
It's hard to describe the feeling of disgust I feel when she says, "and the crowd goes wild." The writers are clearly desperate for you to like this corny little character, but have no idea how to make her likable, so she just emits edgeless noise.
A protagonist who tries WAY too hard to be likeable and rElAtaBle is for more annoying to me than a character who's a jerk and actually owns it. At least a jerk character can let you explore some interesting territory, Rockstar did that for pretty much every game they made.
For centuries woman of all cultures have been adored for their large hands. Bigger to pull the weeds to feed the baby, like mother bearing hips. Handy hands if ya know what I mean.
He gets grossed out by the simplest things lol, which is so weird considering he casually says things that are 1000x worse, like Mario's mustache being made of leeches during Odyssey.
2:40 That's right, kids. If you are ever up against a gatekeeper, act like an anime character and then gatekeep back! That will TOTALLY work out for you.
I'd love to see the characters switched out in their respective worlds. "Uh, joining a freaky bald man who's obviously freaking evil? That's not a thing that's happening"
Khamala: Errrmm... Ok. Kinda awkward how I'm sad about my condition and you immediately have to make it seem like no big deal in comparison to you, but go on.
@@megaultradamn If it was Banner he would be the one mopping about how sad it is that he becomes Green and mad. If its Hulk he would absolutely boast about how fucking lame her powers are, which aren't original because Mr Fantastic also does the same and he's a Super genius.
Seems really weird to base an entire game about a girl going up to a person that actually exists in her world and telling him "I wrote fanfic about how you spiraled into an alcholic depression and turned your wife against you. Hope you enjoy!"
I love the criticism of how serious Kamala's VA is trying to be now that they have to put up with Frey Forspoken taking nothing seriously and every other thing she says has to be some sort of 'cleverly written' snarky, self aware dialogue
It's so unfortunate that the guy who voice acted Bruce is one of the BEST voice actors EVER and yet they are being exposed to some of his worst work. I'm sure Tomar recognizes him.
@@slingshotnerd No it wasn't, it was Lyle Rath (No not our Iconic little rat-slaying cyclops it's a DIFFERENT Lyle). Though I do understand why you would think that; Toshua does sound pretty similar to him.
2:05 This scene is so fucking stupid on so many levels. Why are the kids that are also there for a fanfic competition bullying someone for writing fanfic? Why is Kamala referencing a Captain America quote that he used while a literal civil war was going on and the entire world was trying to arrest him, so she could stand up to gatekeepers? Why does this scene think gatekeeping back is the right thing to do? Why do those kids act like that was such a tremendous burn they need to leave shame? Why was Captain America just standing by watching these kids bully someone and do nothing? So much dumb and cringe in so little time, all so you can write an incredibly generic scene.
The older kids are bullying her because she’s a younger kid, and being mean to be mean is something actual kids do. Kamala is referencing the quote because in her mind, it’s a cool way to stand up to bullies. The scene doesn’t think gatekeeping is good, it thinks standing up to bullies is good, which is what she’s doing in the context of this scene. The older kids likely dont see it as a burn, but instead probably just think she’s a weird kid for saying some big nerdy-sounding line, and left because they were bored of her and had their fun by making fun of her. Cap was probably walking by when he saw the scene,but what would he realistically do here? Yell at the older kids? He saw Kamala standing up to them and clearly showed his approval afterward. There’s a lot more context here than the video shows.
If you hate her big hand power, boy have I got a series on disney+ for you! Where she'll get mysterious energy powers when her characters always just been stretchy big body part person.
2:19 - Oh hey it's Alan's Landlord. Heh you know maybe this game would have gone better if instead of the plot they decided to get high, fill their bellies with DIET Soda and play some Burnout Revenge for the PS2.
Why do they always have these boring, cringey female heroes with little to no actual weaknesses trauma dump and complain to the Hulk? A hero who actually has to struggle with his powers daily. They did the same thing with she hulk and it was just as dumb and obnoxious.
I genuenly want to understand what were they thinking on putting Kamala, the most unpopular character that nobody likes, as the main character of this game instead of somebody else
You can ask that for literally ANYTHING she does. And i will gladly answer, Kamala is a self insert of Marvel comics director (i dont remember her name) Sama amanat or something like that. She was ESPECIFICALLY HIRED TO DESTROY MARVEL, they wanted someone to fundamentally subvert every single character and value Marvel ever had. This is the reason why The X-men are all gay, diverse, and talk about their emotiond.
@@streptococo4735 talking about emotions isn't a valid criticism. You know damn well that's essential for worthwhile stories. Perhaps, you meant to say they make shallow attempts at addressing feelings, and in that sense I agree.
That whole LP's been a goldmine of jokes the whole way through. The summary of it will always be, a reddit fanfic post that somehow became a game, when explained to other people.
@@atticusvan5874I hated her because she was clearly replacing Mr. Fantastic because it’s from that era where Marvel downplayed the Fantastic Four/X-Men as much as possible.
So are the Avengers comic books documentaries in this universe, or am I just putting way more thought into the implications or that than the writers did?
Otto idk if you have an answer or even want to respond, but what happened to your original channel? I love your compilations and most of them are better than the ones on the oneyplays channel
11:30 she has superpowers, is about to live with the hulk...but is still whinging about her life if only she could win some competition...youve literally turned onto a superhero wtf is going on here 😂😂
in the comics she's even worse, she literally was assaulting and arresting normal humans for wrong think or thinking about doing a crime (not committing crimes mind you) and the comic acts like she's the hero
@@Cosmicshambler yk what you're actually right. I would be too embarrassed to speak Incase I would be embarrassing and then embarrass myself more But tbf she was also cringe on the plane otw to the convention but I was cringe younger too.
The idea of a fan fiction competition in a world where super heroes are REAL is the worst idea I’ve ever heard
Right? Out of millions other interesting topics they could use, they chose this. Like , who the fuck in Crystal Dynamics wrote this? Did they let one of their shitty 10 years old child wrote the whole thing?? 😂
It would just be actual sexual harassment. Or they'd find out Tony Stark was on the flight logs
@@mspaint93😟
@@mspaint93 "Jarvis, send in the hot dogs"
@@DixieSchizo "Send in the genetically engineered large corn"
Gonna try to recreate a comment from the original video that I found hilarious.
“They really should’ve made Kamala’s father the main character trying to avenge Kamala. I mean how many fat old Pakistani men do you know as the main character of anything?”
Now _that's_ representation
That's fucking hilarious but absolutely unironically agree.
@@mspaint93 you are ironically agreeing, it'd be better if we played as the mf avengers the whole time
@@fartquaviasdingle7876 no, it’s be better I was playing as a Pakistani man
@@fartquaviasdingle7876What? No, I want to play as a middle aged pakistani man, I would legit give anything
Zach saying "purple monsters named Thor" while looking at the famously green Hulk gets me every time.
"I'm getting purple, you wouldn't like me when I'm purple" - Thor
Iconically green hulk hates purple thor
Why does he say that
That's like my mom thinking that Thanos was green for the entirety of infinity war and endgame. Idk how, she's not colorblind. We all saw the same movies.
Maybe Zach was thinking of Dexter’s Lab
MissFist, Handerella, Mistofisto, Fingoria, are all REALLY good better names for Kamala than Ms Marvel
If she was called fingoria I'd buy all her comics and movies and toys and computer games and clothes and stickers
I would take her more seriously if her superhero name was MissFist
The Ms stands for Muslim
@@megaultradamnno it stands for miss i think
And the Incredible Lightning Bolt Shirt Woman
Can't go through a sewer level anymore without chanting "I'm a little girl and I won't get spotted!"
Me in the Subterranean Shunning-Grounds trying not to summon the Revenants.
Whenever I get around to replaying Half Life 2, I'm gonna think of this comment. Thank you.
“Plant yourself like a tree by the river of truth” being some kind of badass tell-off makes me wonder if the writer is actually a pretentious 14-year-old-now there’s a symbolic body of water in this speech.
“My mom told me to take out the garbage when I'm browsing reddit, I'll write my character telling off some nobodies, that'll show her!”
She legit seemed like a school shooter there, I say "what...?" at the same time the guy says what every time it's so funny
That line was initially part of a speech Captain America made during Civil War, only instead of being about fanfiction, it’s him talking about a literal war between super humans and the United States Government. So yeah, a little bit more warranted.
It's hard to describe the feeling of disgust I feel when she says, "and the crowd goes wild." The writers are clearly desperate for you to like this corny little character, but have no idea how to make her likable, so she just emits edgeless noise.
Writers: "She is like you as a kid, except for the Big Hands power."
Imagine if Kamala was instead the most racially stereotypical Pakistani whit an EXTREMELLY THICK accent and nobody can understand what she says.
@@streptococo4735why would you say that lmfao
A protagonist who tries WAY too hard to be likeable and rElAtaBle is for more annoying to me than a character who's a jerk and actually owns it. At least a jerk character can let you explore some interesting territory, Rockstar did that for pretty much every game they made.
I love Chris' absolute disgust of big hands.
BIG HANDS RUUUN!!
For centuries woman of all cultures have been adored for their large hands. Bigger to pull the weeds to feed the baby, like mother bearing hips. Handy hands if ya know what I mean.
I kinda agree
He gets grossed out by the simplest things lol, which is so weird considering he casually says things that are 1000x worse, like Mario's mustache being made of leeches during Odyssey.
“Imagine her finger up my *roar* “
2:40 That's right, kids. If you are ever up against a gatekeeper, act like an anime character and then gatekeep back! That will TOTALLY work out for you.
I'll pay someone impractical jokers style to do this exact scene and then pay for captain America to come out
Definitely say something poetic and turn your head and scoff they’ll get scared
Redditors wet dream
They’ll pee then run away scooby-doo style trust me
This really is written like a fanfiction
I'd love to see the characters switched out in their respective worlds.
"Uh, joining a freaky bald man who's obviously freaking evil? That's not a thing that's happening"
Avengers and Forespoken are my favorite oneyplays playthroughs it's just pure gold
Also, the Saint's Row episodes.
@@baronvonbeandip Especially the one Tomar forgot to record.
@@Tunkkis like they forgot to turn on Epstein's cameras on that fateful night
"My hands turn big."
"If someone makes me angry I grow 2 feet taller, gain 1200lbs, go berserk, run 400mph, punch them into a Sun AND turn green."
Khamala: Errrmm... Ok. Kinda awkward how I'm sad about my condition and you immediately have to make it seem like no big deal in comparison to you, but go on.
@@megaultradamn If it was Banner he would be the one mopping about how sad it is that he becomes Green and mad.
If its Hulk he would absolutely boast about how fucking lame her powers are, which aren't original because Mr Fantastic also does the same and he's a Super genius.
@@streptococo4735hulk just calling your power lame and saying “might as well kys” to a child
Bruce is just depressed that he has to retire every time he hulks out
Black Widow: "I have two guns."
The funniest part it's that they learned their lesson from Yiik and never played a bad game till the end ever again
I love Chris’s immense hatred for Kamala Khan it’s hilarious mostly because I feel the exact same way
Kamala Khan vs The Lightbringer. Who would win?
Big Hands
The Lightbringer would run directly at her super-fast.
😢x@@spimpsmacker6422
*Fingoria vs The Lightbringer
AH SHE GOT BIG HANDS
BIG HANDS!
BIG HANDS!!
BIG HANDS RUN
Seems really weird to base an entire game about a girl going up to a person that actually exists in her world and telling him "I wrote fanfic about how you spiraled into an alcholic depression and turned your wife against you. Hope you enjoy!"
WWE fans...
I think about "she'd rather eat a massive corn" on a regular basis
Fun fact: this game single handedly made me realize how lame Marvel is.
How lame it is NOW
@@badabang. There's some old gems, but yeah, it's mostly trash now.
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance from 06 and Marvel: Ultimate 2 are OG Games this is trying to Copy...(over 25 characters off jump to play)
U gotta watch X-men97
@@user-vf8yr6hh1uit’s been garbage since before you were alive tho…
I love the criticism of how serious Kamala's VA is trying to be now that they have to put up with Frey Forspoken taking nothing seriously and every other thing she says has to be some sort of 'cleverly written' snarky, self aware dialogue
They have fallen victim to the most torturous of all self fulfilling prophecies.
Imagine your superpower being a living version of those sticky stretchy hands from the dollar store.
I've read One Piece so I've seen it done before in a way that is very interesting.
@@chadschmaltz9790all I’m gonna say is that Luffy takes it WAYYYY farther than Kamala ever does.
That could actually be really cool if it weren't portrayed so lame...
The whole plot of this story could've been avoided if kamala didnt write award-winning fanfics
Why is that a thing? That makes the Avengers look very vainly.
They took Fingoria's big hands for the mcu. What are we supposed to call her now? Lightbringer?
Edit: Nevermind, they're still kinda there.
It’s ai, it doesn’t count.
If Oneyplays started a patreon that had all their shows totally uncensored, I would absolutely join it
Erm, what the [DONKEY KONG]
@@MMinz26HEEHOO
Too many n bombs
@@Walterdecarvalh0100 too _FEW_ imo
@@Liquid_Mike I meant that it has too many for Patreon to allow, I don't give a shit personally.
why couldn’t she be the Mighty Manifisto :(
I myself am partial to Handerella.
Kamala means horrible in Finnish
It's so unfortunate that the guy who voice acted Bruce is one of the BEST voice actors EVER and yet they are being exposed to some of his worst work. I'm sure Tomar recognizes him.
Who is it?
@@justyourordinarytom6528me
Yeah who is it
@@c-men1939Toshua Jomar
@@slingshotnerd No it wasn't, it was Lyle Rath (No not our Iconic little rat-slaying cyclops it's a DIFFERENT Lyle). Though I do understand why you would think that; Toshua does sound pretty similar to him.
I'm having trouble wrapping my head around comic book culture in a superhero universe.
I like the theory that DC comics exist in the Marvel universe and vice versa, like you just see someone reading Batman in a Spiderman story.
2:05
This scene is so fucking stupid on so many levels. Why are the kids that are also there for a fanfic competition bullying someone for writing fanfic? Why is Kamala referencing a Captain America quote that he used while a literal civil war was going on and the entire world was trying to arrest him, so she could stand up to gatekeepers? Why does this scene think gatekeeping back is the right thing to do? Why do those kids act like that was such a tremendous burn they need to leave shame? Why was Captain America just standing by watching these kids bully someone and do nothing?
So much dumb and cringe in so little time, all so you can write an incredibly generic scene.
The older kids are bullying her because she’s a younger kid, and being mean to be mean is something actual kids do. Kamala is referencing the quote because in her mind, it’s a cool way to stand up to bullies. The scene doesn’t think gatekeeping is good, it thinks standing up to bullies is good, which is what she’s doing in the context of this scene. The older kids likely dont see it as a burn, but instead probably just think she’s a weird kid for saying some big nerdy-sounding line, and left because they were bored of her and had their fun by making fun of her. Cap was probably walking by when he saw the scene,but what would he realistically do here? Yell at the older kids? He saw Kamala standing up to them and clearly showed his approval afterward. There’s a lot more context here than the video shows.
@@twaccital1966 I've seen the entire cutscene. The context does not make it better.
Candle kids got a girlfriend
If you hate her big hand power, boy have I got a series on disney+ for you! Where she'll get mysterious energy powers when her characters always just been stretchy big body part person.
2:19 - Oh hey it's Alan's Landlord. Heh you know maybe this game would have gone better if instead of the plot they decided to get high, fill their bellies with DIET Soda and play some Burnout Revenge for the PS2.
Why do they always have these boring, cringey female heroes with little to no actual weaknesses trauma dump and complain to the Hulk? A hero who actually has to struggle with his powers daily. They did the same thing with she hulk and it was just as dumb and obnoxious.
I genuenly want to understand what were they thinking on putting Kamala, the most unpopular character that nobody likes, as the main character of this game instead of somebody else
You can ask that for literally ANYTHING she does.
And i will gladly answer, Kamala is a self insert of Marvel comics director (i dont remember her name) Sama amanat or something like that.
She was ESPECIFICALLY HIRED TO DESTROY MARVEL, they wanted someone to fundamentally subvert every single character and value Marvel ever had.
This is the reason why The X-men are all gay, diverse, and talk about their emotiond.
@@streptococo4735 talking about emotions isn't a valid criticism. You know damn well that's essential for worthwhile stories.
Perhaps, you meant to say they make shallow attempts at addressing feelings, and in that sense I agree.
@@streptococo4735 you never read any xmen comic, have you?
I’m not a Kamala fan but I know that’s not true.
It wouldn't matter if she was written well
it's crazy that the plot of this game is that the hulk is both green and retired
That whole LP's been a goldmine of jokes the whole way through. The summary of it will always be, a reddit fanfic post that somehow became a game, when explained to other people.
Sonetimes i come back to this video and forget about the edit where the iron man statue shoots her and it gets me each time.
Kamala Khan eats corn the long way
They have done Kamala Khan well before when she isn't the main character. The writing in this game just made her downright despised.
Yeah, that’s a big issue with Kamala
She’s decent when isn’t trying to be pushed as this big important char
I won’t get spotted, I’m a little girl and I won’t get spotted
7:35 "Ma-Fist-o" is actually great.
My favorite comp next to the plankton one. Glad it's back.
I hope we get one of these for the forespoken girl eventually
Even with their commentary I have to skip through her painful dialogue.
Why did I watch this?
I feel so bad for anyone who’s first experience with Kamala is through this game
Not like she's any better in anything else 💀
@@bandawin18i remember her being more tolerable in the lego games
Squirrel girl is clearly far superior
@@atticusvan5874I hated her because she was clearly replacing Mr. Fantastic because it’s from that era where Marvel downplayed the Fantastic Four/X-Men as much as possible.
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeatAnd even her is a garbage character made as a single joke that isn't even funny, imagine that.
Uuugh 😟 she’s got big hands! 😮👉
8:42
This script feels like it was written by people who have watched movies.
Chris: aboo
Zach: *grabs gut reflexively*
Most gross looking “super hero ability” I’ve ever seen
You've never met Sargeant Feces Processor.
Ah she’s got big hands!! Careful if she gets them on you she will rip it off
Legit thought they were talking about Kamala Harris for like a minute 😂
Kamala is absolutely a band kid, and not one of the cool ones like brass or woodwinds. Probably flute for sure
Triangle
she's in percussion but they don't trust her with an instrument, she just has to slap her thighs together
So are the Avengers comic books documentaries in this universe, or am I just putting way more thought into the implications or that than the writers did?
I love that thumbnail lol
Every edit ive seen always gets rid of the thor cutscene
Otto idk if you have an answer or even want to respond, but what happened to your original channel?
I love your compilations and most of them are better than the ones on the oneyplays channel
youtube struck him down - check community posts
@@kanyestrest i knew the yt strike part, just not the _reason_
Edit: what nudity!?!?
@@flagdefender587 mine
@@Austinuztantine 🤨😏
@@flagdefender587 Tomars exhibitionism continues to ruin lives.
This has truly been the collab season. Btw I really hope they mention the boss's manifesto again in the final episode. One episode left people..
Ichywawa!
I forgot how much I hate this game. Thanks for the reminder, boo
They'd love Spider-Man's delivery in this game
Big hands, run!!!
Damn, why’d this get deleted
We need Oneyplay Marvels Avengers Season 2
Is Marvel still trying to force Koombaya Kong?
0:49
4:08
I’m not entirely sure this game isn’t a reskin of Jedi survivor. It’s really weird but to me it looks like it’s the same game with different assets
Erm what the flip iron man, why is your name on the list??
11:30 she has superpowers, is about to live with the hulk...but is still whinging about her life if only she could win some competition...youve literally turned onto a superhero wtf is going on here 😂😂
licensed slop game is bad WOW
Who does this game really advertise towards
freaks
8:40 A massive corn
I'm not much of a fan of this Camel Kong girl
Kamala Kahn? More like Kamala Harris!
She's a good character in the comics, not that you could tell from this game or the show
Idk i just dont care for her in the comics in here its at least sort of funny
No she’s not
@@justyourordinarytom6528She has the potential to be the next spiderman, it just sucks the writers are just boring Twitter users.
@@liamerolduffy7738 i dont think so my dude but good for you if you like her
in the comics she's even worse, she literally was assaulting and arresting normal humans for wrong think or thinking about doing a crime (not committing crimes mind you) and the comic acts like she's the hero
Avengers khamala can get it
Yes officer this comment right here
@@bingdinggold1877 shes 18 in the game
@@Cosmicshambler okay sorry sir carry on
Also that's genuinly shocking she acts like a cringe 14 yr old 16 max
@@bingdinggold1877 you'd be cringe too if you met your heros.
@@Cosmicshambler yk what you're actually right. I would be too embarrassed to speak Incase I would be embarrassing and then embarrass myself more
But tbf she was also cringe on the plane otw to the convention but I was cringe younger too.