Weekend Update Home Edition: Pete Davidson on Hooking Up During Quarantine - SNL
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- Pete Davidson calls into Weekend Update via Zoom to discuss quarantining at home and the New York Department of Health’s pamphlet about sex during the COVID-19 pandemic.
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“You’re locked up with Scarlett Johansson right now. You’re terrified that they’ll find a cure”
I DIED 🤣
“That’s not true Pete.” Lmao the way he delivered just dead pan without a smile made it so much funnier.
It would suck if Scarlett was a psychopath and Colin is trapped with her lol
@@LaneCorbett Yupp! You never know what's going behind closed doors.
James Robert .................... 🤨
That was such a good line, it deserved an audience reaction.
I feel like Pete has been dealing w depression for so long that, now that the rest of the world is suddenly depressed he's ready to shine
I can attest that this is likely true
I also agree that that’s probably true.
Honestly I’ve sadly been thriving lately as well for very similar reasons.
Same here. Ive never felt calmer😂
I mean, that's def how I feel
I think Pete is funnier when he's just telling jokes and stand up he's ok when he's acting but he really shines when he's being himself
So true:) if you have time, can u check my Philophy of Pete Davison video? :))
Pete has said the same thing about himself. He doesn't like doing skits and doesn't know how but he likes doing standup so Weekend Update is his time to shine.
His stand up is underrated.
True
If che and jost weren't the current head writers, I guarantee Davidson would be a weekend update host.
Everyone is losing their minds over this Coronavirus pandemic but Pete, man, he's getting more sensible everytime.
:) Mind watching my video on pete? would mean a lot!
Maybe it's because he has an autoimmune disease, making him high risk, which gives him a better understanding of exactly what's at stake.
He looks happy and sober and was funny. Only dude ever that benefits from living w his moms.
He's just coming around from the other side, that's all.
--Dave, a shoutout-echo to first responders, for his dad
S Z can't find it what's it called??
Okay but WHY is Colin's quality so good but Pete looks like he's in an underground bunker with DSL??
For one, no all internet connections are the same. Two, low quality camera. And three, he mentioned being holed up in the basement. Which means that he has an entire floor level between him and the modem/router.
He REALLY is in the basement of his moms house😂😂😂
yeah he got them DSLs
@@tiffinwonderland7243 he bought his mom that house
@@user-jp4cj3ds7p I knew that😂 He pimped it out and is pretty badass!
Stuck at home with Scarlett Johansson... must be nice.
Adam Driver disagrees.
You wouldn't know it but Scarlett Johansson is HIGH MAINTENANCE and not in a good way!
@@MJ-ge6jz, when has "high maintenance" ever been good? ;)
Doesn’t she have a kid too. That’s not quite as nice lol
champsammy13 🤣🤣🤣
Whole World: "We're losing our minds!"
Pete Davidson: "Welcome to the party, Pal."
Yeah, I'm agoraphobic. People ask how I am...I have "sheltering in place" down to a science. 😏 Yall are losing it...this has been my world for years. 😜
Next week, The Californians, CoVid-19 edition
420th like. I hope Pete proposes
Rip pop smoke
Migod, right? Relatable.
"I haven't got a face tattoo yet, so a lot of people lost that bet." I can't stop laughing!!!
Pete is hysterical! Mind checking out a video I made on him? Means a lot:))
@James Robert real talk it wasn't dat funny
Of course not. Tattoo parlors are non-essential.
I don't know about you, but I didn't need a live audience to laugh my ass off at this. Pete F-ing KILLED
DannyB Plays Are you serious? This was fucking painful. He was literally reading off a screen, and the lack of fake laughter just highlighted the lack of even a hint of humor.
@@Joe22245 man, you've gotta get off that high horse. Pete crushed it!
@@Joe22245 I'm laughing out loud through a mask at the grocery store. Love Pete.
Pete's fucking hilarious 😂
Ben K he’s amazing, mind watching a video I made on Pete Davison?
“Everyone who isn’t a flat earther is isolating at home right now.”
So true and well said!
Stay safe everyone
Donny Drumpf - maybe a typo, but it’s flat.
I'm a flat earther and I'm isolating at home!! So his joke/point is not true
Round earthers are drinking bleach so there is that
mahogany sweets Flat Earth theory can easily be dismissed
Donny Drumpf I came for this
I now get Pete Davidson's appeal. He's the only one who is genuinely funny without a laugh track.
Kate Mckinnon
@@PuraVidaMasVida She's more ridiculous than funny, like funny in a "ha ha I told a joke" way, not "wow that was awkward".
Have you even watched a Kyle Mooney skit?
If you think this is funny i wanna know what u think isnt funny
Actually, I disagree with that. I love Pete Davidson, but he’s not the only genuinely funny dude. Colin Jost is fairly funny. And Michael Che? He’s fuckin hilarious.
He says “hiney smooches” but the NYDH pamphlet legit says “Rimming aka mouth to anus” verbatim.
Idk why I thought the phamplet said "eating ass" but I did
John Gray that is so perfect😂😂
from the show that brought you "dick in a box"
Thank you, now I dont have to find the pamphlet to know what it said 😂
Omg. It does not!
Ok, but Pete Davidson is one of the only 'usually w/ an audience' comedians that made me laugh out loud lately. Thanks, Pete!
Mind checking out my philosophy of Pete Davidson video I’d you enjoy his comedy?!
@@sz8526 His stand up is HYSTERICAL!
That's so sad.
His Stand-Up is excellent
SAME he’s the best 😩
Pete legit been the consistently funniest part of quarantine SNL.
Watchie, uh no.
For sure. Mind watching my video on Pete Davidson on my channel?
All of these guys crack me up for different reasons. Pete always cracks me up because he can’t keep in character during the sketches and his funny one liners, but Cécile, Kate and the rest are just as funny. I am gleefully awaiting the day we see the next round of debates. Trump and Biden will be gold.
@@mindyschocolate Alec Baldwin and Jason sedakis? Or Woody Harrelson? I'd prefer Woody Harrelson but that's just me.
Watchie I agree, all his quarantine sketches have been quite funny.
The health department actually wrote "rimming" lmfao
That's why it got changed.
I watched this live when it aired and my wife was sitting next to me reading one of her books. She's a reader. She doesn't really care for SNL and can barely put up with my nonsense like when I say "Thank you Mrs. Loopner" whenever she hands me something or anytime a simple 'Thank you' would be sufficient. She doesn't know the reference and it really bugs her when I do it. So I do it whenever I can. It's like a big red button begging to be pressed. So back to the point. There we are on the couch; me intently watching and her reading her story. Pete Davidson makes the comment about the BDSM crowd having sex while wearing leather masks and my wife starts laughing hard enough to cause me to be concerned about whether I need to grab a towel for her to sit on. We're in our 60's. She continues to watch the rest of the bit and swear to god she really enjoyed the shit out of it. Never seen her laugh so much. So thanks Mr. Davidson for brightening up our Saturday night while we're all under house arrest, not that we would otherwise be doing anything else. Did you see the part about we're in our 60's.
Oh Todd! ( Lisa Loopner voice) hahaha
This comment is amazing hahaha glad she got a kick out of it!
This is adorable. I hope Pete saw it.
" it's weird without an audience" - that's what she said 🤣
- Michael Scott
Nailed it.
I liiiiike it!!👍🏾
-Every E-girl on the internet
You bastard
Pete doesn’t need a live audience, he’s funny when he’s just being himself
This is giving Pete such a moment. His timing is some of the best of the cast for this medium.
Well said, mind checking out a video I made on Pete on my channel! Would appreciate it🤗
Definitely agree. I've been saying this from the beginning! Pete is fantastic!! I'm so happy others are seeing it now!
Pete roasting Staten Island while talking to Jost is hilarious, especially when you remember that's where they're BOTH from, and Staten Island will only evervadmit to Jost..... 🤣
Yeah. At first, Staten Island lauded Pete because his dad was one of the firefighters who died while rescuing people from the Twin Towers on 9/11. Then when Pete made that joke about Hurricane Sandy failing to drown everyone in Staten Island, he's become a pariah. At least his mom still loves him and there are people out there who don't think he sucks.
'Heinie Smoocharoos' is the name of my next novel character.
I would like to buy an advanced copy
L.I. Terally
My character is called Analingous.
In your next novel Heinie should end up with 'Richard' Getting.
Or a band
Is it the novel called Novel: Coronavirus?
“That’s not true Pete” “😐”lmaooo
sergio mendez that was weird
0:46
It’s too soon to joke about not finding a vaccine
babyxlibra87 not really. It’s better to joke about it now and prepare ourselves for the possibility tbh.
That hot Cheeto joke would’ve KILLED if there was an audience
I just realized that Pete is the young version of Moe the bartender
vampyr69 well done sir
Aw hell now I can't not see that
lmfaaoooo
Totally. And if he smoked for a couple decades his voice would sound the same too
The Flaming Hot Cheetos incident is a real concern.
...OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD.
That was in the Chad JLo skit
Try not washing your hands good enough after cutting up a habanero pepper. I still powered through and finished though. Burning didn't go away for like 40min...
😂😂😂
Pete: “I haven’t gotten a face tattoo yet”. Ahhh, my boy is becoming a responsible young man.
A buddy cop movie starring Colin and Pete would be incredible. Featuring Keenan as the angry police chief, Melissa as Owen Wilson (as Himself), and Kyle as Junkie #3 (deleted scenes)
lmao melissa as owen wilson as himself, i didnt expect a comment to make me burst into laughter
SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
Nick D BRILLIANT
And Mulaney as their rival cop
Deleted scenes 🤣 🤣
Every joke hit.
Pete is so funny, mind watching a video on made on him on my channel? :)
Is Pete becoming more sane or are the rest of us becoming insane
Both bud.. Both
Travis Caddie yes
We finally get to fully see his perspective through our own eyes 👀
3 minutes of pure gold from Pete. My Man doesn't need a laugh track. Hot Cheetos!!
Pete: I haven't got a face tattoo so far, so a lot of people lost that bet."
Not me. I believe in you Pete!
Encourage him as much as is humanly possible.
Wish him well, that's the humane thing to do, always rooting for him
Believe in him TO or TO NOT get the tattoo?
Flaming Homosexual he deserves encouragement he’s been through a lot
I think Pete’s funnier without an audience.
For real I noticed that.
Seems more in control, like it's his show. And that's exactly what these segments have always been trying to be!
Che too
The laughter trips him up, without an audience he just goes for it and it’s great
Prettypinkdork so funny either way: mind watching my Philosophy of Pete video? Think you would enjoy
I was smiling and chuckling the whole video but when Pete said Thanks De BLASIO, I lost it. I’m actually really loving these At Home SNL’s, they’re very humble and earnest which I like
I was not expecting to laugh as hard as I did from this. Pete is hysterical!
"It's weird without an audience." Still laughing Pete.
Pete Davidson is hilarious even without a laugh track or studio audience
He’s the man!! Can you watch my philosophy of Pete video? 🙏
wow, Pete is hilarious in this. I found his humour great before, but his deliveries are even better now - almost like the nervousness and tension of being in the studio kept tripping him up before.
As a medical nerd, I was so happy Pete brought up the NYHD pamphlet, and loved it even more as a sex ed heath nerd that he was able to point out the whole style difference between kissing vs "hiney smoocharoos" 🤣🤣. I mean, that's what happens when multiple people write the group project.
Pete Davidson's "It's weird without an audience" is probably the most relatable part of this entire video lol... still props to SNL production team for the creativity to keep the show going
lol it hit different without the audience. Feels like Pete Facetimed me
It took a pandemic and global quarantine to get Pete to start memorizing his lines!🤣
“Thanks deblasio!” Needs to become a thing
Weird how the ones struggling on live shows are shinning with this style of SNL.
Even watching the at home edition, I'm cracking up at Pete! He seriously CAN NEVER leave SNL.
He did
I think we all wish we could be living Colin’s life right now haha
Being alone with scarlett......
mark elkhatib i don’t think he’s completely alone with her though
Personally I would rather be in Scarlett's place Colin is breathtaking
His reality, our fantasy, hating Colin is becoming so easy.
Probably Scarlett Johansson is thinking the same thing...
“Just never thought I’d get a semi reading dispatches from the health department” got me like 😂😂😂
Heinie Smoocharoos sounds like a breakfast cereal. In hell.
This is my new name for store-brand Cheerios.
I love when Pete is just being himself
With out the audience makes your job harder. The jokes have to hit home every time
This was great even without an audience. I love weekend update and I love Pete!
He's funny every time!! mind checking out my video I made about Pete??
Love weekend update when Pete's there!!! I can't imagine how y'all feel doing this from home. Y'all gotta be ready to get back into the studio. TY for still bringing us laughs to get us through quarantine! 💙🙏🏻💜Love & Prayers to all in the world!!!
I LIVE for everyone appreciating Pete in these comments 😭😭😭
I mean Colin could have at least laughed at his jokes, this felt so awkward
Colin knows his job is to laugh, right?
Pete! Your humor transfers so well to this medium, better timing than usual even!
Gotta love Pete Davidson. Great at just being himself and not going too far while still getting some pretty intense jokes. So genuine and relatable
The last thing Pete Davidson said was "It's weird without an audience." And yet, it did one of his best performances. Articulate, great comic timing. Think on that, Pete! We love ya.
It’s so funny that they made Andy and Justin censor “Dick” in Dick in a Box but Pete referenced it without a bleep haha
Weekend update and Pete are the only thing that make me literally lol from SNL
Pete is literally the most relatable comedian i have every listened to. I cannot be alone here.
“or you’re like me and can identify any porn star by the back of her head” LMAOO 💀 💀 💀
It’s that free pornhub😔✌🏼✌🏼
Geez, I never thought Pete would be so gender-insensitive. You're supposed to say "their" head these days.
Ive been able to do that wayy before the coronavirus
He should’ve said “it’s weird without an audience...doing the show too”
that's what i said😂
Pete you're my favorite LMFAO in quarantine thanks to you. 🤣🤣🤣 "Hiney smoocharoos!"
This is a great short. Pete’s personality really shining through, just being his genuine hilarious self. Something about him is very endearing. Have known who he was from SNL for some time, but with his new movie and increased press in recent time, have really enjoyed learning more about his story over the last few months. Nearly zero chance we ever get to meet in person, but am confidently admitting to having a not so low-key crush on the guy. (Am sure I’m not alone on this.) Really respect his journey.
-20-something single female, proud New Yorker, stand-up enthusiast, admirer from afar
Weirdly, I find Pete Davidson funnier without an audience laughing. I think he gave a great performance!
Flaming hot Cheetos 😂
Hilarious! I loved all SNL @ Home skits
This is overall the best episode in like YEARS!
This guy always makes me chuckle :-D
I believe the technical term is "Tossing One's Salad".
"...I prefer syrup..." Chris Rock 🤣
'Rimming', actually.
--Dave, can't believe I'm having to edumacate the next generation on this
tfcooks didn’t it used to be called “tossing one’s 🥗 “ and now it’s called “eating the groceries”? Or am I getting my euphemisms mixed up? Help me young people, I’m old. Also, I love the idea people are like, “No, we can’t have sex, what if we get sick? But you know what won’t get anybody sick? Fecal matter on your tastebuds.” Kids these days.
I'd love to be quarantined with Pete!! Stay safe everyone! Can't wait to buy King of Staten Island! The trailer looks so good!!
Very funny! Thanks Pete! You made me really laugh out loud!
*Jeez, we just met* hahahahaha
Omg 😆 this is what i was needing this quarantine glad Pete is still funny even in quarantine
Pete is so funny! mind watching a video I made about him?
How cute is Pete Davidson? Pete is the best part of SNL, laugh out loud funny
I love Pete so much. So happy to see he's doing okay. 🖤
Love this almost feels normal.
The hot cheetos incident 😂😅
Love these guys. Jost looking lean and mean. Thanks for this
Gosh I love Pete, his segments are great. Stay Strong SNL
0:57 I never thought I actually relate to Pete Davidson
Pete is carrying America on his shoulders with these videos😂
It is weird without you guys Live, but so appreciative you’re here in some capacity otherwise this whole thing would feel even more dystopian than it already does!
Keep up the good work, you guys! 😘
Always happy to see Pete!!
"Heinie smoocharoos."
Isn't that the name of one of Charlie Sheens ex girlfriend?
Dude burn lol 😂
Okay can someone explain what it is? Maybe I'm an idiot but I still can't get it from context. Or maybe I am understanding and I just don't understand how that spreads the virus?
@@cgarcia3614 it's known as rimming or eating ass hope that helps
Well...if you're out of tp...
the green screen is so funny
I never realized how much I enjoyed hearing the laughter that follows a well-timed joke. LIVE or canned-I miss it.
😂😂😂love pete hes hilarious
The thirst is real 😂😂
Oh man, Pete is hilarious
Yes, he is!! mind checking a video a made on him called Philosophy of Pete Davidson! support means a lot!
Good job guys :) glad to see you both!!!
it is weird w/o an audience but pls picture me clapping for Pete's intro and outro 🥺💌
This made me laugh, especially " it's weird without an audience!" 😂!
"It's weird without an audience!"
I’m pooping
Dwight Schrute me 2
That's nice sweetie
Dwight, why is the toilet paper only half a ply?
Same. Squeezing hard af
100% A+
SNL 04.25.2020
WOW AWESOME tonight's episode of SNL is one of the most enjoyable I have ever seen since 1975 thank you so much Lauren got to get back and watch more this is the best entertainment
This has been the best snl skit so far since they've been home
It hits differently without the background audience
Pete is funny 😂 I like him better this way actually
So funny! Can you check out this video I made on Pete? Means a lot!!
S Z which do you mean?
He looks healthier.
Essence Edwards-Burd yes he does
Don’t worry Pete, I was laughing! 😂 ❤️👍🏻
Pete made me snort my coffee out of my nose with laughter!