Kiss, Marry, or Kill? - GENSHIN IMPACT EDITION (ft my bestie)
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#genshin #genshinimpact - Hry
I’ve “hated” Ganyu for over a year for a super petty reason so I will not elaborate, but those of you who are surprised to hear me say that must be new here bc it’s been a running gag and I bring that up in my videos constantly LOL
i hate ganyu AND jean because i got all the way to 89 pity for Ganyu and when i got to 90 pity Jean really came and crashed the party 😭😭😭
also not everyone raging in the comments just because yall have opinions 💀💀
don't worry, i hate ganyu as well (i dont even know why but i do)
I can't begrudge you, I know how it feels since I had never felt hatred before I got to know Yae.
@@PowerSpirit50 why do you hate yae? just curious
@@urlovelana She just comes off as a bully + the red and pink don't look good together.
“wait that’s a guy this changes everything”
“does it?”
“no…” 💀💀
*proceeds to kill the guy*
sorry, but your pfp- i love it sm
DON’T YOU REALIZE?! If you marry signora, in a couple business days, you inherit a ton a mora.
omg
YOU DID NOT
👀👀👀
Yeah the ahrcon of inazuma kills her
Just a fun fact about Jean (at least from what I heard from her in the teapot), she loves reading romance novels. She secretly dreams of being whisked away by a fairytale-like romance. I think she'd find a partner and one day settle down when the time is right.
why can't i be her fairytale romance 😭
Dawn winery sounds a perfect place to settle down 😀
@@f3r0x_ u can actually... in ur dreams that is. Lol jk jk
And Lisa is a librarian 👀 YK, BOOKS, ROMANCE BOOKS. SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT COMBINATION 😭💗💗💗
Diluc is waiting
The only thing that hurt more than your friend killing Yoimiya, was you also killing Yoimiya
Agreed, Yoimiya was an easy marry for me, she's so sweet
@@Akai93 fr
@@Akai93 talks too much...
@@urotakufujoshi9331 I think that's a positive personally *shrugs*
@@Akai93 .....sorry but its kinda annoying i always skip her voicelines but i hate skipping voice lines...she really talks too much...shes cute and friendly though...kinda like amber but with more talking (amber highkey best girl)
"The one in the middle looks very tragic... and I don't have time for that because I am also a tragedy" 🗿
Felt that spiritually
Killing best girl Yoimiya should be a crime. Absolute wife material
RIGHT! And she’s so great with kids and runs a successful business!
Agreed.
Yeah, that hurt. Yoimiya is ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE.
She’s fictional
Murder is a crime tho.
Could you imagine what the paperwork would look like for a marriage contract with Zhongli?!
Imagine you wake up and the first thing you hear is
OSMANTHUS WINE
I’m sad she hates venti but it’s ok because they have heizou
sameeeeeee
YOU KILLED GANYU AND ITTO?? BRO???? I THOUGHT WE WOULD AGREE 💀
I CHOSE TO MARRY BOTH OF THRM💍
@@immixc SAME
Its hard to not kill Itto when he's with Zhongli and Dainsleif
@@Azaleaaah No hate to Dain fans, but I definitely would have killed him in that trio. It's the himbos for me man
@@immixc same
I almost wanted to throw my phone at the wall when she said she wanted to kill Yoimiya. Yoimiya has a wonderful personality in-game and in cannon. She's kind, passionate, and always tries to talk out issues first and foremost. Children just love and adore her and she'd be a wonderful partner.
I cant stand her energy and talking tho i'd kiss her at best
Aggressive also you can’t blame her friend she doesn’t play genshin smh
There is... *passion* in this comment.
3:15 kill rosaria, marry childe, kiss miko… imo those are the worst possible choices for all three of them 💀
Idk man, gold digging is a solid career. Just ask ZL
Thats my choices...
cry about it
Thats my choice too lmao
@@mayo4900 ??
I feel like "kill" is a silly option. It just makes you pick your least favorite. "Prank", on the other hand, can reserved for your least favorite, but there are certainly some of my favorites that I'd rather prank than kiss.
yeah i just realised how fucked up it is that “kill” is even an option 💀
I can hear the screams of Genshin mains coming to their respected characters defense…
I wanted to punch my screen when they said to kill Ayato and Hu Tao.
Same
Absolutely criminal what they said
Absolutely
Me with Itto
Same
HELP 6:23 WAS TOO HARD!!! So many of my faves!!!!😭If i had to, would kiss Itto, marry Zhongli, and kill Dain because he's lived through his pain long enough and deserves a break, but can i not just give them hugs instead as an alternative!??! TwT
LMFAO I SAID "Kill them all." As soon as they appeared on screen.
So long as Pyro Abyss Lector, aka Enjhoe, is at the top of the "marry" list, all shall remain balanced
Agreed
Wait- How do you not know every character's name and personality before they're even released?!
Genshin's Twitter posts
Voice lines about the characters
Guys read the comment again carefully lmao
@@mangareader8318 Oh oops XD
@@mangareader8318 Dang, I was under the impression that the comment was sarcastic.
YOU HATE GANYU…
When I saw the Kokomi/Kaeya/Kazuha I wanted to run bc I literally love all of them. Kaeya is my number 1 Genshin man, Kokomi is my number 1 Genshin girl and Kazuha is my baby.
Since this video is Genshin themed, I have a urge to flex my luck.
Today alone I got
- Frost Queen Cookie (CRK)
- Itto (4 pulls after Xiao may I add)
- And good artifacts :)
I havent gotten oyster yet, she hates me 🙃🤧
Once I got Dark Cacao, Black Raisin, and Rye all in one 10 pull. Luckiest pull of the game, even tho I don't use any of them
In genshin, my luckiest pull was when I got Diona, Sayu, and Hu Tao all in one 10 pull.
After those, my luck has been pretty bad in both games and I actually had to delete genshin because it took up too much room on my phone. It was before Yelan's banner.
Also I got my Itto by sacrificing all of my and my friend's geo characters in Guyun Stone Forest. He was a good himbo while I could play
Gimme your luck please I just lost 50/50 and there's four days left for me to pull Itto 😭😭😭
@@kristynafranclova602 If it makes you feel better, I have nothing prepared for Itto. I can’t even ascend him past level 40 because I haven’t unlocked his boss 😭
I got Jean, Itto, and Shinobu on my first pull of the banner. You got really good luck though!
how do you hate GANYU???????
I love this vid. I approached it more as like 'who would wanna die' like xiao could be relieved of his karmic stuff, lisa seems the most layed back with the idea, etc.
It’s okay.. I would love to marry Ganyu and Itto..
It is a crime to not appreciate Baizhu, absolute best character in the game would lay my life down for him
Finally some appreciation for me 😌
baizhu supremacy 😍😍😍
Yikes, he is evil, and doesn't care for Qiqi, a literal baby with nobody else in this world, and would likely harm her to have her immortality, he is the worst character in this game.
@@blue7284 Baizhu is the opposite of that, do you even play or have heard of the game called "Genshin Impact"??
He takes care of Qiqi, he isn't evil. He helps a lot of his patients and is nice to them. Literally many people could've died without him. He's just let's say a little greedy and sly. That doesn't mean he's evil.
@@blue7284 also im sure Fatui harbingers are the most evil characters so far. Childe kills people for fun (unlike traveler who just fights them, Childe deadass KILLS people) Scaramouche killed a lot of swordsmiths, Dottorre does experiments on children, injecting Archon Residue into them and making them suffer. He most likely killed the "failed" experiments and turned them into robots. Well Signora isn't as evil as the others, she was pretty chill. She just wanted to take revenge on Barbatos even tho it's not his fault that her boyfriend died
i played along lol, here are my opinions!!
kiss: venti
marry: albedo
kill: amber
kiss: diluc
marry: ayato
kill: yelan
kiss: hu tao
marry: gorou
kill: ayaka
kiss: mona
marry: ningguang
kill: shenhe
kiss: shogun
marry: THOMA THOMA THOMA 100000000%
kill: sucrose
kiss: childe
marry: childe
kill: childe
kiss: shinobu
marry: heizou
kill: yoimiya
kiss: jean
marry: aether
kill: GANYU
kiss: kazuha
marry: KAEYA
kill: kokomi
kiss: beidou
marry: lisa
kill: eula
kiss: lumine
marry: xiao
kill: sara :(
kiss: dainsleif
marry: ITTO ITTO ITTO
kill: zhongli :(
kiss: baizhu
marry: ABYSS LECTOR IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION
kill: signora (i mean i cant kill her cuz shes already dead sooo)
ultimate marry:
THOMA THOMA THOMAA
Okay but kill Amber? WTF?!
The Yae Childe and Rosaria round was the most difficult
Damn really?? I thought it was the easiest one!
Marry Yae
Kiss Rosaria
Kill Childe
Easyyyy
The thing that hurts more then you two killing yoimiya,is that you called the abyss herald A LECTOR
as an aroace antisocial with social anxiety i love playing these games knowing full well i would never go near any of them, let alone kiss or marry them. that being said, i would definitely marry the travelers
NO WAY YOU BOTH KILL YOIMIYA WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
How could you possibly kill Itto😭😭
I like how some trios I picked the same exact things as Koomaxx, and other times its the complete opposite, like how I could never bear to kill Venti, Kokomi, or Baizhu.
I'd vibe with either Venti or Kokomi in a platonic marriage, and I'd choose to marry Baizhu too, but like, you know, the whole shebang lmao cuz he's sexy.
Ik people have opinions but I was punching the air in indignation when she said she hated Venti and Ganyu 👹 how could you
venti is really popular and his fans are very well lets say interesting plus well i know a lot of people see him as like a friend and cute rather than hot due to his personality so in a romantic sense its more of friendship than romance and ganyu doesn't have much personality she's good for people who relate to her but as someone who doesn't she's quite dry compared to like anyone else since some people like more lively people like itto etc.
@@Renaknight nah i see Venti as a hot dude, his thighs are massive plus i love feminine men 😫
As a venti main and simp I am also slightly hurt
@@disappointing. The main thing is the overworked part, not the thigh part. I thought she survived because she was a fat baby, and it was just mistaken that it was her thighs because that's what the Gensimps wanted to believe
The amount of effort I had to put in to not choking on my laughter was immense
Not gonna lie I can see Childe (Ajax) being a family man supreme
Ew no he would probably teach his son how to fight and make fun of him if he's not into fighting or martial arts
@@navydavy dude haven't you played Childe's quest or what? He don't even want his family to know what he's doing. He very much cares about their health and well being.
I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS INTERACTIONS WITH THEM THESE ARE SO FUNNY I LOVE THEM
It is fine to like what u like and all, tho I wonder what made her hate Venti and Ganyu that much lol.
How could you not marry my dear shenhe?
If you read her lore/payed attention to her story, you’ll see she’s such a lovely person
I hate your lovely Shenhe.
Amazing video Koomaxx
Koomax always has taste I'm excited for this let's goooi
Evil Elsa 😭
IM CRYING
I was internally screaming when they’ve said “kill, Sucrose and Aether, and somewhat, Lisa.” Bruh! They’re my sweeties.
I love your videos with your bestie! You are so funny together
Would you rather
- Kill Sara
- Kill Ganyu
That's the real Koomax question ⁉️❓
Kill Sara, that girl is so annoying 😭 Ganyu is just a sweet person
Ganyu, easy
Hell nah kill sara
"coachella librarian" THE BAIZHU SLANDER LMAOOOOOO
Your takes are literally so good I swear 😫 I agreed with almost all of them lmao. Also your laugh is an absolute joy to hear!!! Thank you for the awesome content, it always makes my day 💖
I read “kill” as “fuck” because if it were me,I couldn’t bring myself to kill any of the characters 😂
you too should try “kiss marry smash” i play it with my friends but they choose the worst people for me and good for the others
IMAGINE HATING GANYU WHAT- & OF COURSE U MARRY CHILDE F TIER TASTE 🤪
With that said I really hate sucrose too Idk what it is about her, I just want to bully her when I see her lmao 👀
I bursted out laughing when you said kojou Sara has Karen energy😃😭
Your friend passed the vibe check 🫡
Ok I want to play along, here are my answers
1. Kiss Amber, Marry Albedo, Kill Venti
2. Kiss Yelan, Marry Diluc, Kill Ayato
3. Kiss Ayaka, Marry Gorou, Kill Hu Tao
4. Kiss Shenhe, Marry Ningguang, Kill Mona
5. Kiss Sucrose, Marry Thoma, MURDER EI I HATE HER
6. Kiss Rosaria, Marry Yae, Beat Childe to death
7. Kiss Heizou, Marry Yoimiya, Kill Shinobu
8. Kiss Jean, Marry Aether, Kill Ganyu
9. Kiss Kaeya, Marry Koko, kill Kazuha
10. Kiss Eula, Marry Beidou, Kill Lisa
11. Kiss Lumine, Marry Xiao, Kill Sara
12. Kiss Zhongli, Marry Itto, Kill Dain
13. Kiss the Lector, Marry Baizhu, MURDER SIGNORA UNTIL AND BURN HER IN HELL
Not me using this to express hate for my least favorite characters lmao
*screaming in Childe simp*
I'm guessing you hate the most interesting characters aka the grey ones and the antagonists? I'm the complete opposite I love them (except Signora) cause they made the story way more interesting and not another goody two shoes like most others
@@Azaleaaah yeah, but would you want to marry any of them if they were real? I would pick the most stable and boring ones, that's for sure.
Oh, yeah, I do relate a lot about Signora. I hate her soooo much. I'd totally kiss Childe or even marry him, though. Childe is the sanest Harbinger so far and given his obsession with battle and his Abyss experiences, that says a lot about the sanity of other known Harbingers.
@@AnnaPresman probably. If choosing between all characters in Genshin, I'll probably marry Thoma, so he can take care of me and cook me meals and I could glare and get into verbal battles with anyone who disrespects him.
there’s so many characters i love, but not in a romantic way just like i wanna be best friends with them, and having to kill them is p a i n f u l.
Man, it sure is fun to watch and try to play along with these kinds of games as an ace arospec person
I love how you didn't add xingchou
We all remember that day...
Funny how some of these are easy choices for me, and then there's ones that makes me think up a whole essay as to who I would pick 🤣
Imma play too. Written in order of "Kiss, Marry, Kill"
Amber, Albedo, Venti. I just want to say i killed a god
Yelan, Ayato, Diluc. Kinda hate Diluc
Hu Tao, Gorou, Ayaka. Then I'll give the corpse to Hu Tao
Shenhe, Ninguang, Mona
Sucrose, Thoma, Raiden Shogun. Only if it's raiden shogun. If it's Ei, Sucrose can die
Rosaria, Childe, Miko
Kuki, Heizou, Yoimiya
Jean, Aether, Ganyu
Kokomi, Kazuha, Kaeya
Eula (she'll want vengeance), Beidou, Lisa. Lisa creeps me out and Beidou seems fun to hang out with
Lumine, Xiao, Sara
Zhongli, Itto, Dain
Abyss, Baizhu, Ashes
Haven't even watched it all but I know its gonna be good.
As a yoimiya main it hurt me so much that you killed my dear yoimiya
The ones I’d marry:
Albedo, Diluc, Ayaka, Ningguang, Thoma, Childe, Heizou, Aether, Kazuha, Eulon, Xiao, Zhongli, Baiji.
My choice of them would be Albedo probably because I’d want someone who doesn’t fuss over me or something like that. So Albedo’s good enough. Plus he’s cute-ish, so I’ll stop there. XD
"OH MY GOD ARENT WE ALL"
CACKLING
SCREAMING SHE SAID 'LECTOR' AT 7:52 WHEN DUDE IS A HERALD NOT A LECTOR 💀💀💀💀
The last round, that's not an abyss lector. It's an abyss Herald. (Sorry if someone else told you)
6:01 BRO! How is she a Karen. If anything she is the manager
Amazing vid
Kazuha is now a Jedi warrior
Koomax is the reason there is a dress code against shoulders
This is gonna get.....SO SPICY. 🔥 🥵 🔥
If you haven't already, you should do a tier list of the best Voices in the game. Not as similar or outlandish as some of your other tier lists, but I think It could be fun. Some characters have good voice acting, but it just doesnt fit their character *cough* zhongli *Cough* but a "Good voice acting, just doest fit character tier would fix that.
Xiao did have some nice growth in the last quest.
Surprisingly, our (me and Koomaxx) choices were almost identical (except, I love Sara).
i thirst for genshin content
YOU HATE GANYU??? AND YOIMIYA??
UR FRIEND ON THE SECOND SET IS ABSOLUTELY BASED
How can you not want to kiss itto in that trio? He’s a freak in the sheets for sure
I love Dainsleif because mysterious is my type but I can’t get over his He Man hair cut
Why is everyone in the comments getting pissed?
Her friend doesn't even playing genshin and knows nothing about the characters and even if koomaxx does play it she has the right to say who she picks like chill they are just fictional characters, for example I saw a couple of comment saying they would kill childe instantly and not trust him hbeyre basically coming at koomax and her friend (I'm new to the channel sry) but when ppl were coming at the other ppl for hating childe, the ppl who were hating childe got mad like what? Yes childe may be my fav but hating on someone because they disagree with your opinion is sooo stupid especially if their fictional, the only thing that gets me mad that they say about him is that they hope he dies and that he's doesn't care about anyone. (About the "ppl wanting him to die and that he's careless part I'm not talking about the comments who said they would kill childe I'm talking about ppl on tiktok)
I'm not against people hating Venti but he's my favorite character. Just something I should point out
I know marrying Xiao would be a huge mistake but I cannot deny the love of my life
I mean just look at my username
Bro why Itto. I feel like he would be so sweet and protective 😭😭
i died when they killed itto with no hesitation 🫃
I hate myself just as much as Xiao hates himself we’d be good together sharing trauma and junk
the utter betrayal, my boi itto... getting merked... the sweetest dumbest boi
DO NOT KILl VENTI IMA merry him lol
Brb gonna cry after they said they'll kill Albedo :')
I never get offended but you and your friend killing Yoimiya and Itto just offended me... badly
my immediate reaction to 4:45 "was he has plot armor you cant do that"
No don't kill Ganyu!😥
The One On The Right in the first round .... best choice ever !! Or not maybe , time to play this game with my friend
How dare you kill venti
CALLING SARA A KAREN- LMAOOO that’s so accurate
Currently dying of laughter help-
So sorry for this random thought! I wonder if someone has made a Genshin Impact Geo-guesser. That would be interesting.
as a huge albedo fan... i totally get killing him based solely on his official portrait. that's not peak albedo art.
now, his summon art on the other hand 👀
HOW DARE YOU CHOOSE TO KILL BEST GIRL YOIMIYA. SHE IS ADORABLE AND FRIENDLY AND GOOD WITH CHILDREN!!! I will never forgive you for this.
AND SHE SAID SARA IS A KAREN
Xiao,Sara and Lumine pop up
Me: *imeadietly thinks Marry Xiao❤ Kiss Sara❤ Kill Lumine😂
Who would hate Ganyu like seriously ?
70% of the Genshin fandom, apparently. I take one look on something mentioning her and there's already fans screaming about how boring she and her playstyle are.
how can u hate precious venti bro he so sweet
FR
poor sucrose.... she didn't do anything wrong. Also she has Glasses which appeals to my personal taste (or perhaps "fetish?" idk.)
Some people may not know this, but Keaya and Diluc are canonically famous bachelors in Monstadt, and basically everyone wants to marry them