Home Improvement - Karate On Tool Time
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- čas přidán 28. 09. 2008
- S2 EP19: Tim tries once again to be macho...breaking a board with his head...& as usual, hilarity ensues. Eh, look on the bright side. This time there wasn't glue on the board! ^_^ Copyright 2008 Futuramklax.
- Komedie
"Buford Tools...weh, wuh, messages. We have 'em."
Tim sounds like I'd sound after a few too many Four Lokos.
It still makes me laugh to this day when he tried to break that board with his head when he said 'Ohhiyo Godzilla'.
Still lose it, even years later, at Tim's "Eh Buford Tools. Weh-weh-messages. We have 'em."
Pamela Anderson, in my opinion, looked much better at this time before all her cosmetic surgery.
They always do. The great irony of our time, almost like a greek tragedy, of how formally beautiful people become grotesque facsimiles of themselves in the search for eternal youth.
That was Pamela Anderson??? I had no idea.
@@philochristos ohhh yeahhh super natural and super beautiful
Too bad she (her character) left the Motor City for the beaches of Sunny Southern California (as an another character).
Tattoos started around this time. Chicks look better without them
Tim: Buford Tools, messages...we have em HA HA HA HA
Al: We'll be right back.
Faints.
The board wins. Flawless victory.
🙈
As singer/actor Meat Loaf once said in 1977: "Don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad."
"Test your might!"
"I've studied karate" NOW you tell us! lmao.
Hoiyah, GODZILLA!
THUNK!
corjonbett That made me laugh.
+Philip Monihan that hissing he does beforehand makes me laugh more.
+Amay Sashital I always lose it at his "B-Buford tools. Me-messages, we have 'em."
This very thing is what makes me laugh the fucking most.
Eyes11 Kills me everytime
I kinda wonder how many times Tim Allen actually hurt himself doing this show for 10 years!! Either way, classic and hilarious!!!
8* years
But what if we'd blown a fuse?
Ah, I see we're at YOUR house!
got a proper lol too
🤣
This show omg. Need more heartwarming shows like these now.
That karate master is a awesome actor. His name is Stewart Quan. He was in Big Trouble in Little China. Miss you Stewart.
Wasn't he the one who blew up?
Bill Thompson He was one of the Chang Sings.
Which one in Which scene I have that movie.
You're wrong. the actor/martial artist you meant to refer to from Big Trouble in Little China was Peter Kwong
Rest In Peace Stuart Quan.
How did he die and when?
@@Crazymike1975 Heart attack, 2006
It...Buford Tools...messages...we have 'em...
We'll be right back.
Tim thought that Al was going to hurt himself and even the karate master didn't think it was a good idea. But Al SURPRISED them both, especially Tim. Tim thought that if Al could do it, he could do it too. How wrong he was! Al was trying to tell Tim that he has studied karate. Yeah, those moves aren't as easy as they look.
I like to think that after Al bowes to the karate master, then the karate master understood that he knew what he was doing.
Tim just wanted Al to hurt himself bc Al called him out on not being a karate expert. Tim needs a slice of humble pie
Hilarious! Gotta love his cornball windup and sound effects!
"Hoyaaaah, GODZILLA!!!!"
LOL!!!!!!!!!
I don't know why, but being a HUGE fan of Godzilla somehow makes this even funnier to me!!!
I was gonna say I have studied karate. Tim...
You medical bill just went through the roof.
I think it was established at some point that Tim gets to visit the hospital so often, that he is on a special offer with it and knows all the staff by first name and even has his own mug.
Buford Tools, messages, we have em! LOL
We'll be right back.
Classic Pam Anderson... mmm, excuse me, I'll be right back.
I guess Tim really "knocked on wood", baby.
HOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GODZILLA!
I was gonna say I have studied karate. Tim...
@@tyrese3745 B-Buford Tools. M-Messages. We have ‘em.
@@agoogleuser1035 We'll be right back
I got to train with Stuart for many years before he passed away. He shot this right when I first started training.
@THE MARTIAL ARTS CHANNEL The core of it was.
@@koolguy3404 how did he pass away?
@@MrRadical87 he had a heart attack in 2006
Boards, don't hit back. ~Bruce Lee
"HAH-YAAH GODZILLA!"
I was gonna say I’ve studied karate, Tim.
“B-Buford tools. M-m-messages. We have ‘em.”
@@tyrese3745 we’ll be right back
Loved this episode
Ouch! That's gotta hurt.
karate + the toolman = yes
HOOOAAAAA GODZILLA!!! lmao rofl
Tim would later go on to learn martial arts with Jim Bulishi for the film 'Joe Somebody'.
@2:05 Tim's facial expression😄😄😄
Looks like Tim forgot about his *Karate Chop Action*.
this episode was before Toy Story
I like the yell Al did.
The Episode with Foreman was the one when Al gave Tim a chain letter. the fitness one was when Tim was Brad's Trainer when North Carolina saw interest in his soccer skills.
through focus & concentration , two things i excel at , well that & driving urself to the hospital while bleeding lol
that was pre cut look how clean and perfectly stright it was
Pam Anderson looks more like a human in this video. Classic case of “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”
This is before she married Tommy lee & did Baywatch
hhooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gonzalla!
Hurrah, Godzilla!
Hurrah, Godzilla! (Bing!)
love karate
Find the episode it was on...because we can't on our list, and we'll try to air it. ThX!
I thank fully grew up in pams golden age! every 16 year old boys dream was holding them balooogas! keeping it still a bit decent what we wanted to do with the rest.
this is awesome and can you get their salute to fitness and when George Foreman was on the show and thats gotta hurt.
Hello. This is the Futuramklax Television Network. We have posted the Foreman Scene. Just wanted to cheque back with you on it. Thanks again for the request and thank you for watching the FTN.
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It was all about martial arts in the 90s
Debra Dunning was better than Pamela Anderson
The latter was much better suited on “Baywatch”.
As a guy who has slammed his head into walls when I was really upset, I can tell you it's not fun.
For the head or for the walls?
@@wjzav1971 The head. I never slammed into the walls hard enough to do damage to them, especially since they were concrete.
@@storozhevoy75 That's rough buddy
@@wjzav1971 Yeah. Meltdowns are a real pain.
Can someone please make a montage of Tim’s nicknames for Al?
that would be hilarious!
Al "Double-Bogey" Borland
Al "This land is" BOR-land!
Al Borland. (What? No insult this time???)
Pamala Anderson was much prettier there than on Baywatch..
She was pretty in baywatch too!
1:26-1:30
is my favorite part of the video
"Buford Tools"😁
Somewhere in an alternate universe:
"Buford Tools, proud sponsors of Tool Tame."
3:12. LMAO!
3:13 HYI YOUCH
I LOVE THIS CLIP!but what does this have to do with carpentry?
Absolutely nothing. It’s just a sitcom. Relax!
Wood hits back
Haha GODZILLA!
I was going to say I have studied Karate.
@@cutemimi25 Buford Tools, M-M-Messages, We have ‘em.
@@agoogleuser1035 We'll be right back.
Too funny
Beuford Tools? XD
Jose conseco !
S2 EP19
0-(^_^0)
FTN
1:49
2:45-2:47
3:10-3:12
is my favorite part of the video
Grunt at 1:49
Damn!
Test your might!
Mortal Carpentryyyyy!
WAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
Mr Miyagi not impressed 3:12
Lol
There is a man in drag in the audience.
Jason
Jason
Jason
Jason
Jason
Definitely. Message me.
# moo moo
WILL U BE MY DADE
1:26
2:39
3:04
No
I. Really. Liked. Home. Improvement. It. Was. A. Very. Good. Tv. Show. With. Tim. Always. Teasing. Al. Thomas. Of. Garden. City.
Cant make a show like this now a days... It’d be considered racist or cultural appropriation or toxic masculinity or some shit
Dude in drag in the audience. Not common for the times.
What a load of crock. All the boards broke perfectly straight. Obviously pre-cut beforehand. Karate is sheer nonsense.
Dwight, it's just a show. Okay?
😂😂
So, Al is into Karate and has a lumberjack vibe and somehow Tim is more manly. That is terrible writing. The terrible writing permeates this shitcom.
3:12. LMAO!