PORTAL 2 - All Wheatley & GLaDOS Quotes + Ending Boss Fight (Cutscenes Movie)
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- Portal 2 all cutscenes movie (quotes + dialogue) from GLaDOS, Wheatley, Cave Johnson plus the final boss fight ending walkthrough starting at 1:26:50
Portal 2
Release Date: April 18, 2011
Available on: PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Macintosh operating systems, Microsoft Windows, Linux, Oculus, Index, HTC Vive
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Thank you guys for the recent love shown on this video! I had all but given up on this channels purpose and this interest is very motivating to consider starting again.
So Just To Say If You DO Go Back When Wheatley Says "Come Back" Near The Start Of Chapter 9 There Is Some Dialog If You Wanna Show EVERY Quote In The Game, Not Trying To Be Rude
How old is Wheatley ?
You know Wheatley and GLaDOS are pretty nice when they're not on attached to the faclity.
It's theorized that the facility frame is the main villain as it is corrupted and it corrupts the current core strapped on to it unless it was designed to specifically counter it.
Ye
I think it was the Caroline part of the facility. because when glados removed her she became nice even when attached to the facility
(Spoilers for Portal 2)
Remember in the chapter “The Itch” where Wheatley says how he has this itch and the only way to scratch it is by doing tests on Chell?
What if aperture science is a sort of metaphorical drug that Wheatley and GLaDOS have gotten addicted too? Cave Johnson even died because of the moon rocks, an overdose if you will.
And the only person who survived through it is Chell, who actively broke and got out of the testing chambers.
Could the Portal franchise this be a metaphor of sorts for drug abuse? Probably not but it’d make a cool video
@@doubletrouble5448 1. GLaDOS said specifically that she got past the itch for the science, and doesn’t feel it anymore
2. The moon rocks were poisonous to breathe, and only someone attached to the mainframe can have the “itch”
Fun Fact: The space core is orbiting Wheatley because of how incredibly dense he is!
incredible
This made me laugh irl, thank you
I’ve thought to myself how that space scene is not realistic because the space core didn’t fly off, but now I finally get it.
I don’t know why but I love being the silent protagonist while 2 sentient AI are always arguing lol.
yes quite the common occurrence
Lmao yes
Hate it when that happens
Kinda ironic that the 2 AI has more emotion than the human protagonist
you know, this isn't a walkthrough. it is a masterfully edited game movie.
My top 10 games of all time
Didn’t include the turret opera
"Great work! Because this message is pre-recorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."
This is just pure gold!
The announcer is not talked about enough, he’s really funny lol
Of all the lines in this game my favorite still comes from the narrator.
"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future God help you"
23:10 my absolue favourite part. The whole passive aggressiveness of GLaDOS in this game is just amazing, but this one... this one is pure gold
All of the passive aggressiveness from GLaDOS is priceless xD
“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it look fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks ‘stupid’. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait, it’s a she. Still what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!”
Edit 2024: this game is still hilarious and a masterpiece :)
lol
1:09:35 I love how the cube breaks down when PotatOS finishes her paradox.
Even the cube is smarter than Wheatley
@@shybandit521 sad but true, Wheatley really IS the dumbest moron who ever lived to not die to a paradox as a machine. ANY smart machine would have DIED
But Wheatley’s too dumb to understand it was a paradox lol
lol
"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future,God help you."
-portal 2 announcer
I love how Wheatley doesn't seem bad at all. It was the corruption of the glados system that he was plugged into that corrupted him. Even glados felt the desperation and the necessity of her presence regardless of her own humanity returning.
1:09:43 if Wheatley heard that paradox before it can only mean someone else also tried to kill him in the past
I assume that the scientists, when creating him, asked him a paradox to make sure he was a moron.
@@boiyas6518 yea that makes sense
Probably glados
He’s also probably wrong about having heard it before
It doesn't kill him because hes too stupid to know what a paradox is.
Fun fact, when glaDOS said the paradox, the cubes short-circuited, indicating they died from thinking of it too much.
"I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid youre about to become the immediate past President of the Being Alive club." Such a good line.
Wheatley is such a great teammate and such a great villan
51:23 I just found out what wheatly was saying:
You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual.
36:22 is no one going to talk about this piece of dialogue that is foreshadowing what's going to happen later on?
Wow, I never noticed that! It’s so funny how after GLaDOS (as a potato) gets stolen and pecked by a bird, she has a ptsd for birds lol (like in the DLC ending, which is pure gold)
The turret foreshadowed not just that, but the lemon rant, Caroline, and various other things that ended up being foreshadowing
also Wheatly saying stinky humans forgetting Chell is a human then apologizing.
16:57 Is such a horrifying idea made to make the player feel bad. For all the years Glados has been dead, she was forced to relive the last two minutes of the Portal 1 boss fight.
53:42 Best GLaDOS quote
Change my mind
"Oh hi.
So, how are you holding up?
BECAUSE *I'M A **_POTATO_* "
50:30 I know it’s supposed to be sad or something but that auto tuned AAAAA is so funny 😂
It's not sad and it's not funny
@@_sam29 then what is it!!
@@tinawebb696 Dramatic
It’s kinda creepy... XD
@@gold4963 why?
45:37-45:42 was actually my favorite part of the confrontation. Even if it's taken out of context, I love it
lol
*_(Sounds of Wheatley)_*
*_(Glass shattering as Wheatley rolls into the cage)_*
"Hello!
_"...I Hate you so much."_
30:22 is one of my favourite lines in anything ever
1:17:46
[Facility trembles]
GLaDOS: “This place is self-destructing, you idiot!”
Wheatley: “Was. Was self-destructing. Already fixed.”
[Facility trembles again]
Wheatley: “Programmed in one last tremor, for old time’s sake.”
[Facility trembles yet again]
Wheatley: “Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.”
Lmfao! And this is still a masterpiece of a game in 2024 :)
Announcer: Warning: Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent.
[Electrical sparks]
Wheatley: I let him keep his job. I'm not a monster. Ignore what he's saying, though. Keep testing.
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021this game has so many funny moments, it’s amazing 😂
@@Howlingburd19 I forgot I even made this comment.
36:07 aww,a cute turret,i just dont kill it.
36:34
When I played the game I just picked it up and put it on top of somethimg so it could live. I generally love killing them, but that one felt different.
22:41
"I am methodically knocking people's hats off, and then I saw it was high time to get to see, as soon as i can.
*BLeeHHehH*"
Damn, she really likes knocking off peoples hats, guess I'll glue mines on my head then
It’s a line from Moby Dick apparently. “I am methodically knocking people’s hats off- then, I account it is high time to get to sea as soon as I can”
describing how he hates being on shore and eventually it drives him to the point of going up to strangers and trying to pick fights.
14:20 "oh, its you"
52:00 "who is the boss?"
1:13:09 GLaDOS really trolled Wheatley on that one...
I just passed that part yesterday and the joke completely flew over my head💀
My theory is that GlaDOS never deleted Caroline and let us live because she actually did form a genuine friendship with Chell. The Caroline half values her as a friend , but the GlaDOS half also values self-preservation. In the end, they reached a compromise.
She could've killed Chell with real turrets and all of her problems would've been solved at the end, but her humanity won out in the end.
I wanna believe that "now I only want you gone" is canon & something GLaDOS made after the events of Portal 2, & in that song she says Caroline is still with her. I mean, Caroline was always a part of her whether she knew it or not, so if she really deleted that part of her at the end of Portal 2 I think we'd see a very different GLaDOS in co-op, which we don't
the funny thing is that in the wiki says she never deleted caroline
but make chell that she deleted caroline
15:23 Wheatly only has the crack on the blue light from here on because of GLaDOS nearly crushing him.
The dialogue is pure magic.
Every time I start this video, I end up finishing it. This story has such good writing.
Same!! This video is a bag of Lay's potatOS chips. Can't have just one quote, just one clip. Gotta relive the magic :)
If you slow down the video at around 22:39 you can hear her explanation of the test.
Something about knocking peoples hats off
So if what your saying is true, killing a white whale should solve the puzzle
It’s a Moby dick quote
Ok. I know I did not hear what she said cuz it sounded like she said something something "then I can get pussy as fast as I can" and I know damn well I must have heard it wrong 😅
@22:43 "And methodically, knocking peoples hats off, I accounted my time, I'll get to C as soon as I can." ... what?!
It’s a quote from moby dick, also “sea” not C
Thank you for typing what GlaDOS said.
it’s a quote from Moby Dick. nothing to do with the test. just classic GLaDOS trolling
She actually doesn't have the energy to lie. She probably doesn't even have the storage space to.
Damn! Roasted.
@@AsrielDreemurYT653 potatoes. roasted potatoes
So it's true that she's adopted
1:16 Chell was asleep for 9 999 999 days, that means she had a lil nap of around 27 397 years, and that is intuing that the system didn't just give up and got stuck there
In the files there are 55 nines
well yeah it didnt break the cores managed it all
Apparently she’s been there for 50,000 years canonically
@@Innermeerkat3 there is NO way that it's been over a few octodecillion years, and there are many reasons as to why.
@@armanuts2849 I know I think it was just a joke or something from the devs
50:00
yikes, that’s wasn’t just a little shock. they really fried the hell out of her.
I felt my hearthstrings being pulled at that 36:05
ok
1:06:03
A speech I can remember every part of to this day, even a little over a decade later!
“It just goes to show that people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end.” lMAO
I just noticed adventure core is the first to get sucked into space
It‘s not the cores that are evil, the facility is
the cores were never said to be evil
@@skeleton819 Ik this 7 months later however it can be easily mistaken that the cores are evil, Wheatley is a good example as he appears threatening.
@@veggiedoggo8992 Being the central core corrupted him, he felt so powerful it got to his head. I just feel thats a little hard to miss
1:21:25 the part where he kills you
I love that part: The title, the dialog, the music. It's just so perfect!
Thx I couldn't tell
CHAPTER 9
THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
That is the part.
I wish he would have covered the funniest cutscene in the game to me,
during The Part Where He Kills You, when he says "Ok please, seriously do come back now", if you turn back, he's astonished you actually returned and tries to convince you to kill yourself on your own by jumping into the pit, promising that your parents that abandoned you at birth would be down there, among many other things he lists. I jump in every time, it's hilariously convincing
I think Portal 2 may be the best video game ever created.
I have had many daydreams based on eagles flying blimps thanks to GLaDOS’ compliment.
I had not previously noticed that it is a 6 character password and now I'm thinking it would be really funny if it was just glados
That’s what I was thinking too
Wheatley is essentially experiencing a t e s t g a s m
No
It's kinda weird that those cussing words "God", "Hell" and "damn" didn't even affect the game's E10+ rating. Overall one of the best puzzle games I ever played.
None of those are curse words?!
They aren't curse words! Hell and damn could be bad but not curse words. Why would God be a curse word?!
One of the best games ever, I’d say.
@@neveroddoreven6597 Yeah.
so, god, and hell are curse words now? man, i am sorry g*d for cursing in my prayers and saying h*ll.
0:47 i have that exact painting in my house wtf
Me too
40:30 foreshadowing
I just realized that the reason why the voice at the beginning was talking about all the apocalyptic events maybe that’s him remembering the events of half life and he said hey just in case this happens again here you go
Thats a good theory. I like that.
Chell got bombed right in here face and still managed to hold onto Wheatley with grips of steal against basically a vacuum, thats some serious strength
1:22:30 if you actually go back when he says "come back" it triggers a really long dialouge that i think you missed
I think you're right. Now o gotta go and hear it lol
Ok so I just went back. When you go back, he said he didn't expect you to listen. Then asked you to jump in the pit. Then he says you should jump in the pit because your birth parents are down there, along with an escape elevator, new clothes, boys, a boy band, a yatch and that's all I remember. If you stand there long enough Glados says "you really DO have brain damage. I can't believe you actually came back." Then you get an achievement if you jump in the pit.
Thank you for producing this! This is awesome!
"...have I enough space?"
_You will._
Glados: This is the part where he kills us.
Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you.
The chapter: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
The achievement: the part where he kills you
The song: the part where he kills you
22:52 i love how wheatley just keeps talking
With seven "Nines" in the number of days she's been suspended makes it a bit over 27 thousand years (unless it's a glitch instead of a real number)
Wow. I wonder what else was going on in the facility during all that time
pretty sure it was a glitch
probably was more accurately just 99 days
@@fluffybum204 nope
Portal 1 takes place in around 2004-7
Portal 2 takes place in 2100-300
@@mycatsgaming6888 oh well shit i was way off
It’s unspecified, but she was in suspension for around 50 to 50,000 years (considering how much in ruin the facility is, I personally think it’s at least couple hundred years or maybe a couple thousand, but not tens of thousands)
I actually liked Wheatley 😭
36:07 get mad!! dont make lemonade! XDD i love this one this turret is really different love the hello turret too)she also say thank you when you picked her up she has some manners!
36:32 NO POOR THING! SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING NOOOOOOOOOO(my heart shattered)
36:42 hey defective turret i-uh killed a somehow cute turret
46:14 *panic muffes scream* if I plug him in he probably betrays us but if WE dont we probably be dead
47:43 the problem is right here wheatley cuz i now you betrays us
50:47 *sigh* let the games began
51:58 yall speaking facts GLaDOS
52:12 SELFISH?!?!I DID LITERALLY NOTING WRONGAND HOW DO I EVEN BOSS YOU AROUND I CAN'T EVEN TALK!?!?!?AND REALLY I HAVE NOTING TO SACRIFICE IF I HAD SOMETHING TO SACRIFICES I WOULD!SO SHUT THE F UP
52:34 yes i do wheat sh*t it a potato GLaDOS
53:19 the fact i remember this lines lol
53:29 chell:hey hey HEY HEY I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT PULL ME UP HEY
53:45 sassy clap....I LOVE IT
54:19 chell didnt know that okay?also again with the sassy clap LOVE IT
55:13 cave:sorry fellas she married.... me:GAPS cave:TO SCIENCE me:phew
1:04:35 gotta love this part
1:06:06 the classic line when life give you lemons,DON'T MAKE LEMONADE (love how GLaDOS is just replying to the speaker)
1:10:51 bro do be very horny while recording wheatley lines (bro what are you doing?? moaning? this chapter is like heaven to the simps and me)
1:21:28 "this is the part where he kills you"
1:22:46 yeah it will be the same if you didn't try to KILL ME AND LITERALLY BETRAYS US
1:26:53 YAY RICK SPACE AND FACT CORES(i can see them their eyes and is space okay? he do be crazy)
1:29:00 SPACE CORE!!
5:28 glados said that in portal 1
dk why but its like the fourth time i watched this and it never gets old
Yknow when i first played the game, i though wheatley is some genius defective core but after watching this now doesnt seem like it anymore BAHAHAHHAHA
I mean its explained halfway through the game that Wheatley was built to be, and is, the dumbest moron in existence.
1:34:43 or put me in a potato. Best line yet!
40:29 love how he says this when you escape from him later on in the game
Wheatley sounds just like Mumbo Jumbo
I will never look at a Mumbo Jumbo video the same-
Same
Ikr! I love it!!!
I knew I wasn't the only one
I always thought of it that way too
That was fun! You know they should make a movie or a tv miniseries of this game. I am sure people would enjoy it.
this was an experience
1:14:30
Nice!
why is the game music turned down??? the ost fits really well with the dialogue, it's a shame you did this, otherwise the video would have been perfect
Maybe it’s so we can hear the dialogue better
I actually don't like the music, so this is better
@@alejotassile6441you monster
Probably so we can hear the dialog better. Yeah know? The purpose of this video. Just play the game yourself to hear both at the same time.
At this point GLaDOS is beating a dead Horse
Glados was right you ARE a monster... 36:33
When I played this game going to where Wheatley crashes I flew across the room in the chamber
Love his line we are going to make a manual over ride of this wall
too bad for oracle turret... she could've been the turret template instead XD
oh dear lord. did i just watch this entire video?
estas usando este software de traduccion de forma incorrecta. por favor, consulta el manual.
you are using this translation software incorrectly. please refer to the manual.
you know, thinking about it now the beginning of chapter 1 could be a theme park ride
24:41 these tests are like a solitaire game for mobile: push everything until something happens and repeat the process several times until you complete it
Edit: 32:55 The ironic thing is that although the game is very similar to real life the turrets do not kill chell with just one shot. They need more bullets for ONE human being tested
Fun fact, that's because instead of actually firing the bullet normally, they use springs to fire the whole bullet because it's "60% more bullet per bullet" - Cave Johnson
"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future... God help you"
I sometimes forget the humor valve has in their writing
Erik Wolpaw is a frigging genius
1:34
1:00:12
oh… now i get it.
2:57 Warning: Reactor Core is at Critical Temperature.
(From the TCF reactor core meltdown videos)
you know what would be cool if galdos and chell if I remember correctly teamed up to try and fix and destroy old rooms and all that like to wake up the core production factility and the human storage facility cause if I remember right the time line for the game earth is basically destroyed and really the only way to fix it is with that facility
That’s a cool idea lol
26:00 bird bird ahhhhhhhh
1:06:04 tho
Why is the Announcer’s quotes included in this video of Wheatley and GLaDOS’s quotes? I’ve seen that on another video of Wheatley for some reason.
Don't know but fun fact: Originally GLaDOS was supposed to have these voice lines as pre-recorded lines, there is a video with them if you wanna hear it.
SPAAACE!
My pleasure sounds are going to frighten it away! - Wheatley Core, 2020
Wheatley actually was really smart in his plan to deal with glados at first. I think since he lived for over 50,000 years it made him at least slightly smarter
"anyway if i was ever too see her again do you know what i'd say?" "im in space"
"Don't die, until I come back!"
-Wheatley
I like the alarm on reactor meltdown
I laughed every time Chell was called fat
22:41 slowed that one down with youtube. Absolutely funny. (and yes, you can clearly hear words)
1:13:15 That was hilarious! 😂
Wheatley: suffers
GLaDOS: *chuckling*
Wheatley trying to hack things is the best things I've ever seen.
I loved Wheatley he was my favourite character thn he turned bad thn died :c
you missed a few dialogue but its not a problem
2:50... if you dont jump there is more dialogue.
so basically this youtube title is wrong and clickbait, unsub and dislike lmao.
(Just kiddin'..... but not on the missed quote you really passed that one.)
All those adoption jokes are gold, if not platinum